“To have them lavish me with money while making licking and slurping sounds for days and days over and over again.”

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fruitybootyboy, 18
Verwaltungsgemeinschaft Neckar

I have a deep need to be wealthy. It is a need which is growing and is always with me. It really gets me going.

When at the restaurant I cannot help but watch very wealthy men. The power they possess I need them to spend on me.

To have them lavish me with money while making licking and slurping sounds for days and days over and over again.

Guestbook of fruitybootyboy

yellowmoon – Sept 12, 2022
ever since i fuck you i am jerk addicted, can’t control my jerks. i keep jerk all day.

Anonymous – Sept 10, 2022
A purely mouthwatering sow!

50thFuckingAccount – Sept 9, 2022
Cute ass, takes it like a champ, but at the same time I strangely felt no sense of accomplishment. It was like I was fucking him in my head but my dick was in his stunt double.

beachbum – Sept 7, 2022
Im overwhelmed i dont know what to say

cantthinkofausername – Sept 5, 2022
His arse exists to be fucked. Simple.

Anonymous – Sept 4, 2022
The hottest passive pig in Verwaltungsgemeinschaft Neckar!

Anonymous – Sept 1, 2022
Fuck…what a horny slut!

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Smoker Yes
Language German, English
Safer Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 600€

 

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idrinkwine, 19
Halle

Young cute bottom bloke with a biggish dick. Carrying a few extra pounds because I like cake. I’ve set my profile to ‘average’ rather than ‘chubby’ because ‘juicy’ ain’t an option. I’m just that kind of Kit-Kat. If that’s not your thing, jog on. Be prepared for a question before we meet where I double check that you’re okay fucking a boy whose ass jiggles. Don’t want you turning up and seeing I’m not the skinny, little waif your dick hopes I am… … …

Guestbook of idrinkwine

idrinkwine (Owner) – Sept 10, 2022
I now have a sugardaddy. I’m only still on here to send him a message: Don’t.

TurdBurglar69 – Sept 6, 2022
He is but a short Leo♌

Body Type Stocky
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity Caucasian
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Smoker No
Language German, English
Safer Sex Not usually
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 150€

 

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mechanicalboy, 21
Porto

I offer myself to serious rich deviant open minded BDSM guys from Portugal and abroad, with whom I can share my weird fantasies in person. My fantasies include total physical mechanization of my own body: It is a type of humiliating bondage that allows me to move around restrictively, and uncomfortably after some time. I am very serious about this. The idea of having someone who maintains me in metallic or wooden structures that mechanize me and limit my movements, is the biggest turn on I have. I even love the idea of wearing metallic ortopedic devices, for sexual purposes. My investors (I hate to say clients) include very important people, such as a mayor, members of parliament, three well known actors, and also people who are in very high rank in the government. Will you invest in me?

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity Mixed
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Smoker No
Language Portuguese, English
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 300€

 

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HairlessStyles, 19
Ventura

Hi, I’m a 26 yr Hispanic guy who has a 19 yr FWB who is a doppelgänger for Harry Styles. He’s bi, but he knows an opportunity when he is one 🫠. He has asked me to arrange dates with gay men who want a “virtual sex date with Harry Styles” if the price is right. If you’re interested, make an offer. Please note he is Latino and doesn’t have an English accent. Thank you.

Guestbook of HairlessStyles

CallMeJohn – Sept 4, 2022
Can’t imagine any universe where I’m your type.

Sisyphian – Sept 3, 2022
I’m not into scat as such but I would love to fuck the shit literally out of Harry Styles, that’s not a deal breaker though.

Body Type Average
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity Latino
Position Versatile
Dick M – Cut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Consent
Smoker Yes
Language Spanish, English
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 90$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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PetitAsian4BGWMC, 23
Paris

I am a calm, very small, very introverted and reserved, only passive, very submissive but very ambitious 100% European (my passport) and 100% Southeast Asian (my genes) 🇹🇭🇫🇷🇩🇰 boy.

I’m looking for real daddies 🧔🏻‍♂️:
– intellectual daddies, no less than 40 years old
– virile and aggressive and very sexual daddies who like a smooth and very tight little ass
– hairy and very well-endowed daddies, perhaps bearded and with a bit of a belly
– sex crazed daddies who like boys and only think about their own desires
– daddies with the greatest difference in age and height and ethnicity from me as possible

NB! my weight is 42 kilos but the minimum weight this app allows is 45 kilos… they don’t think asian boys can be so small 🤣

!BGWMC! = big gay white male cock!

Guestbook of PetitAsian4BGWMC

PetitAsian4BGWMC (Owner) – Sept 5, 2022
The symbol after “agree” is literally called a “question mark” in English.

galanya – Sept 5, 2022
hello i don;t ask anything ; i constat a fact , only ; kisses

PetitAsian4BGWMC (Owner) – Sept 5, 2022
Due to the translation quality I’m not sure what you’re asking.

galanya – Sept 5, 2022
went to my doctor a few days ago , he perfectly knows me and my wat of life ; for him nearlty all gay whore who are in bareback will be poz one day , but will not die of aids obligatory ; he said that they acclimatate with the virus and live with ; (meds of course ); do you agree ? don’t know what to think……

Alt0167 – Sept 2, 2022
His nipple can be used as handle while fuck, or as ornament

PetitAsian4BGWMC (Owner) – Aug 29, 2022
Just let it happen

HauntingStock5284 – Aug 29, 2022
That ass is making me gay.

inYOURfaceBABY – Aug 26, 2022
HIS LIPS ARE THE GUN. HIS SMILE IS THE TRIGGER. HIS KISSES ARE THE BULLET. HIS SALIVA IS THE ANASTHETIC. I FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH HIM IF YOU KEEP SMILING.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Asian
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Smoker No
Language Cambodian, French, English
Safer Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 120€
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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want_me_pay_me, 20
Parroquia Alto Barinas

Looking for lots of Money. If you’re rich take me with you…🦋

I’m autistic and got adhd hypoglycemia POTS doesn’t affect my ability to have sex.

I have a task-trained Service Animal but my roommate will watch him unless I am away for more than 12+ hours.

P.S.: If you have read Ulysses Joyce, then be sure to write to me, I want to understand this book.

Guestbook of want_me_pay_me

TeethWeirdo – Sept 8, 2022
I have an autistic bf except he makes me want to start jacking off randomly when he threatens to kill me.

konomu – Sept 8, 2022
Need myself a bimbo twink bf autistic and horny enough to just start jacking off on the spot when faced with the prospect of getting railed.

lance781 – Sept 7, 2022
please bless my phone with sum a$$ pics

Wipes29 – Sept 7, 2022
Tell me you love me.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Some
Ethnicity Latino
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting Versatile
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Smoker Yes
Language Spanish, Portuguese, English
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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hundredpercent, 19
Chicago

I never fuck a man. I need money, I’m alone. I don’t have nobody that they can help me. I do this because I need money, you pay, you suck my dick.

Guestbook of hundredpercent

hundredpercent (Owner) – Sept 12, 2022
I always felt that many men wanted to suck me not because they actually want, but because of me being good looking (idk if that makes sense). I just don’t want to perceive that sensation from someone that is like “this guys is so hot, I’d better suck him.”

explosivepain – Sept 9, 2022
It could be something for me 🤩 I really like desperate boys

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
Position Top only
Dick L – Cut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing No
Smoker Yes
Language English
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 60$
Overnight Rate 150$

 

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BottomHooker, 20
Brno-mesto

I am a feminine lustful very horny sexy anal emo nasty overfucked piece of sodomic slut catboy hired out by his master.
Weekdays between 18h and 22h.
Fill my stretched and torn apart gaping anal pussycunt with tons of fresh sticky cummm the more heavy, deep, rough and brutal cocks in my ass, the better. Everything can be arranged.
Please abuse me.

Guestbook of BottomHooker

BottomHooker (Owner) – Sept 4, 2022
I’m addicted to cum freshly pumped down my throat or ass but for those times when I’m in a few day drought I like to keep cum ice cubes in my freezer.
I have one in my mouth right now.
I will soon put it up my boy pussy before I ride my huge dildo.

manbutdistorted – Aug 31, 2022
Take him from 0-100 as quickly as possible.

BottomHooker (Owner) – Aug 25, 2022
I also accept:
🛍️ Fashionable shopping afternoons
“Reasonable Carte Blanche”
👩🏻‍🍳One-on-one dinners
🏕️RandoKinky
👩🏻‍🦽Disabled persons

ilovereality – Aug 22, 2022
had this real cock -and -cum hungry piece of nasty assed sex machine for 24hr non stop hard fucking and cumdumping, the more cocks drilling his wet pussy and sexy mouth the better, taking all fresh warming cum inside his bitchin holes, gangbanged him madly, wildly, animal style , spitroasting him from both sides, flooding whole his slutty body inside and out with avalanche of semen shower, his stretched gaping anal vagina ready taking two and even three cocks at one time, so does his sweet sexy mouth plus golden rain, deep anal fisting, dildos, rimming, the most kinky, perverted, dirty and hard sodomic fucking, drilled madly in extreme positions, hard cocks constant in his anus to fill in emptyness of his exist.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Smoker Yes
Language Czech, English
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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badorphantwink, 18
Milan

If you’re a Heterosexual billionaire who who just want a son to discreetly work out my Dad’s dead so the bod’s all yours.

Guestbook of badorphantwink

badorphantwink (Owner) – Sept 8, 2022
Owe a guy some money so selling my clothes. Make me a offer and buy anything I’ve got on.

DadsAreHot – Sept 2, 2022
This boy is a money grubbing prick tease who promises everything then doesn’t do shit. He needs to be made to regret he was ever born. Kidnap him and rape him repeatedly until you are tired of him. Then pass him off to someone else who still thinks he’s hot. Don’t warn him you are going to kidnap him. Make it a surprise. Just pretend like you want to meet up, then do whatever you need me to do. Knock him unconscious, drug him, whatever.

badorphantwink (Owner) – Aug 28, 2022
I am still questioning my sexuality and while I’m certain that I am homo-romantic I do not know whether I’m asexual, demisexual, or full blown homosexual. That being said, I’ve been fucked by 14 guys.

inferiorPOSLoser – Aug 28, 2022
How much to squash you like a bug?

badorphantwink (Owner) – Aug 23, 2022
I didn’t come out of Jupiter’s thighs. I’m from working environment. You don’t choose your family. I’m looking for a Daddy who corrects me to be a good guy and fucks me too. It’s NOT very chic but I’m a lot bitch. I’m NOT an Apollo but I’m not a tuna either. My Daddy, I dream of him as a guy who has it if you see what I want to say.

big_eggs – Aug 21, 2022
I love his feet but I haven’t did anything with them yet.

badorphantwink (Owner) – Aug 17, 2022
You will put me first and above all others in your life and I mean everyone. You’ll be cash drained once a week with minimum $5k/month cash drain to start.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity Mixed
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No answer
Fisting Active
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Smoker Yes
Language Italian, English
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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rapebait, 18
Janesville

I am willing to be raped. I will give you every assurance you need – written, verbal, or video explaining I am sanctioning this relieving you of any legal responsibility.

I don’t consider myself “gay” in the sense that I have no desire for vanilla sex with a man. I am not turned on by sex with a man under normal circumstances.

There are countless number of ways to set it up and I will do my best to make possible, but I want it to be real, and once it starts I want it to keep going until it is finished.

I’m NOT a bottom. I hate the whole idea of getting fucked. I don’t want you to rape me. When you rape me it will be horrible for me.

I know most rapists are only interested in “one-offs,” but I would like it if we found we meshed well enough for this to be an ongoing thing.

Guestbook of rapebait

rapebait (Owner) – Sept 9, 2022
You should have a reasonably soundproof space because I am not a silent, stoic rape victim. The pain will flow through me, unedited, and come out in whatever noises come out. Gags will muffle my screams of agony but not eliminate these sounds.

rnsnoop321 – Sept 7, 2022
Before I raped him I marked my territory anywhere I wanted all over his apartment. I whipped it out and used him and his stuff like a urinal. Brought some beer, drank it and found things to mark and spread my dom alpha piss. Then I gave him a rim job and raped him. It was definitely rape.

rapebait (Owner) – Sept 7, 2022
No fisting, I don’t have space.

daddywithteenissues – Sept 5, 2022
Tasty wonderfully succulent body that can be bent, hung up and folded in anyway you desire. More you rape his body, the more you moan.
The more you moan, the more he begs you to stop.
The more he begs you to stop, the more you moan.

rapebait (Owner) – Sept 3, 2022
I’m “straight acting” and not internalising any homophobia – basically, if you’re looking to rape a fem, that’s not me (I’ve tried, I just wasn’t into it).

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity Caucasian
Position Botom only
Dick M – Cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting No answer
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Smoker Yes
Language English
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 200$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Satansbabymuscleboy, 19
Braunau

About me
Hello Hello <3
Call me Elli ^-^

My favorite series are mainly anime like Elfenlied, One Piece or Higurashi.

My favorite music artists are lil peep, mother mother, Nirvana and Rammstein :>

I’m obsessed with movies and can talk for hours about them, especially Scream.

I have existential “crises”. “Who am I”, “Why am I”, “Where am I”, “Who do I want to be”.

My biggest fears are insects and what comes after death.

I speak a little Spanish 🇪🇸 and a very tiny tiny amount of French 🇫🇷

My dream type of date is older and taller than me.

Guestbook of Satansbabyfemboy

DustWithIn – Sept 11, 2022
He is into basketball. His height is 5’7. Recently, he has picked to visit to the gym room and exercise. Best of all he doesn’t ask questions about your mentality.

spinthebottle – Sept 9, 2022
He wants to talk and have fuck <3 secrets are better for him, thanks…

Footnote: Good for good-hearted fuckers who know how to speak.

He’s just have a talking and fuck <3

say_something – Sept 8, 2022
Happy and always laughing. Loves memes and camels.

moneygiver – Sept 8, 2022
it’s a shame he has such a microscopic penis. otherwise my favourite twink 🫶🏻

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No answer
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Smoker No
Language Swedish, German, English
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 120€
Overnight Rate 350€

 

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aimlessadventure, 18
San Diego

I offer here together with 2 of my 3 buddies our joint videos for sale. In total we made 100 videos of ourselves.
our prices
30 videos for 15 euros
60 videos for 25 euros
80 videos for 30 euros
100 videos for 35 euros
We jerk off blow eat ass fuck piss selfsuck and squirt a lot of sperm on and in each other.
My highlight is my video where I blow myself and squirt in my mouth while my buddies fuck me.
Our videos are between 3 and 6 minutes long. With sound and face.
We don’t do meetings because there simply isn’t enough time in the day and we’re all taken by girlfriends.

Guestbook of aimlessadventure

aimlessadventure (Owner) – Sept 6, 2022
Fuck Art. I hate Art. Don’t talk to me about Art.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Some
Ethnicity Caucasian
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting No answer
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Smoker Yes
Language English
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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aliensuperslut, 20
Cambridge

I’m just a horny, nihilist, weirdo with a pleasant disposition and an unending thirst for sexual debauchery, looking for money (and dicks) in this bizarre world. I spent most of my teens doing one-off hook ups and slutting it up–if you blew the best load of your life up the ass of a cross dresser in the somerville/cambridge area in the last ten years it was probably me.

I play masculine sometimes, I play feminine sometimes. When I’m in the mood to get dressed up and be a dirty sissy, it’s delightful and I usually go by she (but don’t worry, i’m not at all sensitive about it) and like being a dirty slut. When I’m masculine, I tend to be more into piggy stuff, but it’s flexible. Ideally I’d like a guy who is into me either way, because frankly shaving my legs is a real pain and something I don’t want to do every day.

Guestbook of aliensuperslut

DominantAnimal – Sept 8, 2022
He’s a calamity.

aliensuperslut (Owner) – Sept 7, 2022
I want my Pusssy eats now I’m high.

-Butt-Pirate- – Sept 7, 2022
He is serious & complex fucking for those who need it.

aliensuperslut (Owner) – Sept 4, 2022
I want you to eat my Tina party pusssy hole after I slam.

Ghostface69 – Sept 4, 2022
very good equipment, both the A and B side.

aliensuperslut (Owner) – Sept 2, 2022
Eat my Pusssy pls.

perryplatypus – Sept 2, 2022
He’s a Scorpio/Sagittarius cusp. You’ve been warned.

aliensuperslut (Owner) – Sept 1, 2022
Hint eat my Pusssy.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Mixed
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Smoker No
Language Slovakian, English
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 70$
Overnight Rate 300$

 

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LuckyYou_, 18
Bratislava

I am a typical chauvinist at heart. Current relationship aside, to me women are whores for use. I see tits, I see ass, and I see pussy. All for fucking. Nothing more.

I am looking for dudes willing to bankroll treating me like that. Light bondage is called for, that gives me an excuse that I didn’t “deserve” it – it was out of my control.

Regret is hot. So is “be careful what you wish for.” Enjoy breaking a misogynist asshole who’s a bit too cocky for his own good, and giving him the cunting of his life.

I´m talking only young dudes = 30+ NO CHANCE even for 1000 euro/hour

Guestbook of LuckyYou_

LuckyYou_ (Owner) – Sept 5, 2022
PLEASE READ: After a couple of experiences I have realised I am huge into having my ass repacked with my shit. Our goal would be to get it back in my ass by any means necessary. As long as I don’t see my blood, continue on guys.

hornyeverytime – Aug 27, 2022
Quite tight, for “now”.

LuckyYou_ (Owner) – Aug 27, 2022
Ok I lied. I come from a redneck racist family with religious roots, which is why I am still a virgin. But I cant deny my urges any longer. My family will not accept me serving you I know that for a fact. But I want it so bad, I was straight my whole life, and have been attracted to girls for my whole life, but this desire has cucked me out of any real shot of having a girlfriend my whole life. I am a coward, weak, helpless, a little boy trapped in a boy’s body. I have a 6’5 inch penis and I’m a virgin, I am scared of women. I’m a fag.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity Caucasian
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No answer
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Smoker Socially
Language English
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 140€
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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tinyfrog, 19
Bedford

I love my bf we have great life, 2 yrs together. Sex doesn’t happen alot, he jo every night when i sleep. ( porn addicted) . I have these older daddies that want me, they said they live to tag me& fuck me like i need too be. They offer me lot of money. Think 🤔 i should, it just be sex, ( wild nasty sex) my bf i never tell, but think i need this, to be treated like a paid sex thing

Guestbook of tinyfrog

over8nycbk – Sept 4, 2022
better he don’t know. just come home with semen leaking out of you.

tinyfrog (Owner) – Sept 4, 2022
Thanks for great feedback, its awesome. I chatted with both of hese dads, one married& on divorce. They agree to tage me & they both pay . I understand i should not cheat,and i want stay married. When you find your person , you want share LIFE, i want to grow old with someone

CardocPOZ – Sept 4, 2022
yes I totally agree: please allow yourself to us, allow yourself to be treate like you really do care for: A sex thing.

atlfukbud – Sept 4, 2022
I’d say GO FOR IT! I absolutely love my bf and will remain committed to him with my heart and souls but my my cock crave young boy ass, and sport sex can be so hot without being love, name your price!

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity Latino
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No answer
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Smoker Yes
Language English
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

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OpenHole, 23
Boise

What am I supposed to say?
I smoke weed, watch my dog play with the neighbor’s dogs and enjoy growing plants that give food or smokable products.
I do something with theater and also somehow art.
Sometimes I tend to write what could be called poetry.
And when I’m really confident, I have the audacity to smack paint on canvas.
I earn my living doing legal bottled drugs and getting fisted and destroyed badly. You can also diaper me.
I am such a strange stranger.
I discovered fisting a while back by accident and since then every time I get fisted, it feels fantastic.
Who am I?
A boy in his twenties wanting arms inside him, and, oh my God, you so want me daddy.

Guestbook of OpenHole

OpenHole (Owner) – Sept 1, 2022
My greatest moment ever was in a field, strapped to a St. Andrew’s cross being gang fisted during a lightning and thunderstorm. Help me recreate that moment?

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Some
Ethnicity Caucasian
Position Bottom only
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Smoker Yes
Language English
Safer Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 600$

 

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anotherricky, 21
Valencia

As a tourism business student, I’m eager to learn how a specific body like mine can maximize its potential in attracting more tourists in order to improve my economic. Damn! Sorry I’m not interested in guys, I only work for ladies or lesbians.

Guestbook of anotherricky

FireFighter_bln – Sept 8, 2022
He understands how to take advantage, to the extreme, of the sexual misery of others.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Mixed
Position Top only
Dick XL – Cut
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Smoker No
Language Spanish, English
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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nobodyownsmehere, 19
Bucharest

Product Description:↓↓↓

I am not a positive/happy person.
I am exhausting due to my negative nature and my mental illness.

I’m not looking for compliments, and I don’t send any intimate pictures of myself either. I will also not respond to sexual requests.

If you have a problem with my looks, congratulations, i have a problem with that too.

I’m not looking for guys who think they’re gods or something imaginary. I’m not interested in your appearance or the size of your Pinocchio nose, because i only pay attention to whether your level of patience is enough.

I also don’t want to be a filler for your miserable life, either you’re seriously interested in my miserable life or you aren’t.

[ – no body positivity
– depressed
– hate myself ]

Guestbook of nobodyownsmehere

nobodyownsmehere (Owner) – Sept 7, 2022
My fetish is holding hands with a handsome man.

nickontherun – Sept 7, 2022
So if I were to hire you, what would I be paying for?

nobodyownsmehere (Owner) – Sept 7, 2022
I tend to critique everything everyone says to me, but if you get to know me I’m even worse.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Some
Ethnicity Caucasian
Position Prefer not to say
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
Smoker Yes
Language Romanian, English
Safer Sex Prefer not to say
Hourly Rate 40€
Overnight Rate 40€

 

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ImForSaleDaddies, 20
Birmingham

I’m very small and skinny (5′ and 80lbs).
I’m looking for a sugar daddy who will pay me 1£.
I also sell nudes for 50p.

Guestbook of ImForSaleDaddies

shadowpriest208 – Sept 9, 2022
Am I the youngest person who’s fucked this guy? I’m 11, and I fucked him like hell.

MercysAvatar – Sept 8, 2022
If Austin Powers and Spongebob had a baby.

ImForSaleDaddies (Owner) – Sept 5, 2022
Love me, not yourself!

Ihavemoneys – Sept 5, 2022
he displays his unfathomable stupidity without restraint.

ImForSaleDaddies (Owner) – Sept 4, 2022
I’m mostly bottom but that’s because the guys that want me to top have a flat ass.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity Caucasian
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Smoker Yes
Language English
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 160£
Overnight Rate 1000£

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Travis (fka Cal), Hi. ‘Janky robots’, nice. Three projects at once is definitely my upper limit, but it’s doable. As long as one of them isn’t too exciting. Thank you for having read all my stuff. That’s very cool and, you know, humbling. I look forward to reading/seeing all of yours. ** T, Hi. Ah, I wish you could be in LA around Halloween because I could help you be a haunted house slut. For some reason, I’ve been finding Reddit subgroups of various sorts very useful lately, but none of them have politics remotely on their minds. Oh, sure, I actually tried to republish ‘The Consumer’ through my old imprint Little House on the Bowery, but, at that time, Michael was very wary of having it back in print for some reason and wanted too much money, but I see he changed his tune. It’s a terrific book. I assume you’ve read it? ** Dominik, Hi!!! Maybe you could take a little table and chair to the wedding and set up in a corner somewhere pretending to read people’s tarot cards or analysing their handwriting as your wedding gift to them? I don’t know why that makes it seem easier to be there in concept, but it does in my head. Zac was feeling somewhat improved as of yesterday, so hopefully he’s rocketing back to health by today. Oh, thank you, love. I maybe not surprisingly at all would like the full size animated Victorian Haunted Mansion attraction as well as somewhere to store it, if love would be so kind. Love making Austin Powers and Spongebob have a baby for real, G. ** _Black_Acrylic, I felt a fondness for little Kenny as well. I think for sure it must be a generational thing. Like how the utterly mediocre, long forgotten (I thought) 90s pop-grunge band Sum 41 just sold out their headlining concert at a huge concert venue here in Paris. The French can be so insanely nostalgic. It boggles my mind. ** Sypha, I’m going to start calling you Grandpa James. And I’ll tell people, ‘You’re never going to believe me, but I knew Grandpa James when he used to collect Peter Sotos books. No, seriously! It’s true! Swear to God!’ B&N dropping their Halloween soundtrack makes no sense whatsoever and is surely one of the reasons they’re a dying chain. ** Billy, The fact that other countries, France included, don’t go whole hog on Halloween is one of the greatest wtf mysteries of all time. The movie is inching forward with great difficulties, but it is inching, yes, thank you. Oh, and what in the world is your media so otherwise preoccupied with, ha ha? ** Right, Middle of the month, escorts + you, go nuts or the opposite. See you tomorrow.