The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“I seem to have wound up with a body to which girls are just not anatomically suitable.”

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StruggleBoy, 19
Prague

I seem to have wound up with a body to which girls are just not anatomically suitable.

Being quite open-minded, I do not refuse any sex except those that are a little too off the beaten track in my opinion.

Guestbook of StruggleBoy

Marty91 – June 8, 2022
His ass is designed to make even the most steely top convulse like an epileptic.

StruggleBoy (Owner) – June 4, 2022
I also seem to like having my face slapped repeatedly while watching action movies like Enter the Dragon (1973) with Bruce Lee or Red Scorpion (1988) with Dolph Lundgren.

StruggleBoy (Owner) – June 3, 2022
I apparently also have a fantasy where a man’s goal is to try to impregnate me for real and fucks until he hurls his seed deep inside me while he describes the child I’m going to give birth to.

StruggleBoy (Owner) – June 2, 2022
Also recently figured out I get off on wearing a diaper and over loading it if anyone’s interested in that.

StruggleBoy (Owner) – June 2, 2022
Recently realised I love being fucked in coconut oil on a sheet of plastic which is apparently odd, but it drives me insane!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Czech, English
Position More bottom
Dick L
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft
Safer Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 250€
Overnight Rate 600€

 

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Couch-Surfing-Employment-Line, 18
Atlanta

I a bottom boy with normal sense of homour no job and need money to pay rent and eat

Guestbook of Couch-Surfing-Employment-Line

Couch-Surfing-Employment-Line (Owner) – June 9, 2022
Talent scouts welcome

JustAnotherSicko – June 9, 2022
cutest boy you’ve ever seen

Rixxyyyy – June 9, 2022
You, yes you. Let’s fuck.

sweatymuscles – June 9, 2022
Let’s sweat together until we pass out.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos A few
Piercings A few
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick M
Dirty No answer
Fisting Passive
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 650$

 

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IDKSOMERANDOMSLUT, 24
Berlin

Are you looking for another fuck toy for your collection? Finally tired of my insanely addictive fuck toy of three years, ready to off load him. Details and coordinates in the Guestbook.

Guestbook of IDKSOMERANDOMSLUT

IDKSOMERANDOMSLUT (Owner) – June 11, 2022
Thinking of hiding him with his hands and feet bound at a local park after dark tomorrow (12/6). Whoever comes to find and collect him can have him.

IDKSOMERANDOMSLUT (Owner) – June 5, 2022
I am sorry I was brushing my teeth.

buildlancer – June 5, 2022
I dont see anything in the Guestbook?

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, Arabic, English
Position Bottom only
Dick XL
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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ilikeyouforever, 18
Dortmund

I’m looking for you… U44, 22.05, see below for details.

We were sitting in the U44 last night (22.05), you got off at the Enscheder Straße stop at 20:38 (I traveled further), then walked to the front of the vehicle while we looked at each other several times, then you wanted to cross the street (direction playground). You had gray hair, carried a briefcase, are about 170 cm tall, medium build and about 60 years old.

If you’re reading this and are as well off financially as you looked, please get in touch.

Guestbook of ilikeyouforever

ilikeyouforever (Owner) – June 13, 2022
Men who aren’t that man lay off, I know all your tricks.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages German, English
Position Versatile
Dick M
Dirty No
Fisting Active/Passive
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 250€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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jamesim14, 21
Wheeling

im a tight boy i’m super short and really freaky, pedos really turn me on so if you are one or an offender, definitely let’s meet 😩, i’m 21 but after a coupla beers you’ll think i’m 14 years old i swear, i wanna suck then get pounded in my hole, i live in wheeling west virgina and i am willing to meet anywhere just pick me up and take me somewhere in your car, im willing to try anything really but im super into rape.

Guestbook of jamesim14

jamesim14 (Owner) – June 10, 2022
NOTE: CURRENTLY INCARCERATED. WILL BE RELEASED FROM JAIL END OF JUNE. but it doesn’t hurt to contact me and plan ahead.

StampCase – June 1, 2022
Um…”he’s crazy” but you’re a pedophile who’s worried that some kid you invite over is going to push you down stairs? Pot. Kettle. Mess.

jamesim14 (Owner) – June 1, 2022
i’m not offended at walking through the door and hooking up right there, but if you’re afraid of being pushed down the stairs i clock you as a hyper drama histrionic paranoid bitch that is dangerous to be around.

Kevdog1800 – June 1, 2022
He wants to do it at my place but I don’t really want to let him too far into my home; he’s crazy and stuff. I’m not looking to do anything acrobatic or time consuming; just fuck him. Is just inside the door good enough? I’ve got stairs, and I’ve seen enough true crime to know how dangerous stairs can be. I don’t want to be rude. But I also don’t want him to push me down the stairs. Are the front stairs as good as a garage?

NEDenver – May 28, 2022
I think there are about 750,000 murdered boys in the US alone who would try to talk you out of this, but they can’t, because they’re dead.

Bootman – May 28, 2022
Honestly, I don’t see why boys like you don’t just take up Russian Roulette and keep adding bullets until the chamber of the pistol is full. If your life is so empty that you need a thrill from getting raped by pedophiles, there are a lot more efficient ways to honor that suicidal impulse.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L
Dirty No answer
Fisting Passive
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft
Safer Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 950$

 

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laconicprettyboy, 19
Providence

My name is Ryan I am currently living in Providence, KY I have nowhere to stay my sister kicked me out so I have nowhere to be I’m 19 years old and at this point I’m willing to be a sex object so I have somewhere to live, whoever can give me a place to live and is interested in a sex object hmu, I’ll do whatever you need me to do make me ur sex object, I’ll give you my location so you can come pick me up, I’m tired of living on the street outside, I’m ready to just be naked living somewhere, I am not a fake profile I’m an actual real person.

Guestbook of laconicprettyboy

PretendingtobeNormal – June 7, 2022
ryan was one of my schoolmates, he died in february, cant remember what it was.
hepatitis b or something.
anyway, he was a loner. not many friends.
when the news got around that he died, the whole school got a day off. everyone was crying, everyone was sad and all this crap.
everyone suddenly started caring about him, saying he’d been a good kid and such likes.

he stayed at my place for a while during his homeless period, he would come home beaten up, sometimes we had sex.
when he died, i did not cry. i did not even care.
i still to this day do not know why.
he was just there, then he wasnt, my life keeps going on the way it should be.

Bodybuilder87 – April 13, 2022
Here’s my proposal. I’ve fantasised about turning a skinny twink into a bodybuilder with an obscene amount of muscle for as long as long as I can remember.

How big would I want you to be? I want you to become the most muscular guy in any room, crowd, country. I want you to find your size cumbersome and restrictive, struggling to fit in tight spaces or find clothes that fit. I want you to feel embarrassed and humiliated by the constant stares in the street and beg me to stop – only for me to smile and tell you that we’re just getting started.

If that’s you, do say hello.

Alfred – March 22, 2022
Since childhood, I know that the most important thing is to make sure that you know you are worthy of happiness and all the best in the world.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick M
Dirty No answer
Fisting Active/Passive
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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4monsters, 21
Vienna

Hello
i am a very picky bitch here…i don’t just fukk with anyone, no care how much money involve.
20×5 it’s the miminum i take.
Be attractive and have dickk and your fukkin cash
if interessed??..be readly to exchange Pics.

About my asss…. i never had a complain

Guestbook of 4monsters

Ffmav – June 3, 2022
A big hole is a small world.

Surfdude – June 1, 2022
I’m curious if he has M or L deep ass…. Everything sounds like a failure 🙄

4monsters (Owner) – May 30, 2022
bitch yall be boring like plz say some shit

4monsters (Owner) – May 27, 2022
my prices may change later on when my asss gets looser and stuff.

4monsters (Owner) – May 27, 2022
i am very dinamic and my energy always it’s 300% if less…i’ll be honest i don’t work whit pression on talking hahahah

4monsters (Owner) – May 27, 2022
i like drag Race and doctor who and i have a car called Gay Rhonda

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Spanish
Position More bottom
Dick L
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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mickeymouseketeer, 19
Roth

I’m a store. I sell everything like dick, ass, clothes, chems, coke, poppers, Tina, viagra, weed, piss, shit, any kind of relationship from a quickie to marriage, and others.
Plus I’m awesome.

Guestbook of mickeymouseketeer

CoupleDomi47 – June 10, 2022
Hi I haven’t read the previous comments, what is clear in any case is that you are seriously sexy but frankly Pretentious. It’s weird to put that you’re a store on your profile. It’s probably your age. Finally without wanting to piss you off, it’s a funny journey in which you venture. I went out with a boy who said he was a store. He had done it for a few years and he went completely insane. It was a funny experience. But hey, I’m not going to tell you about my life, I hope you know what you’re doing. Good luck.

mickeymouseketeer (Owner) – June 8, 2022
Point taken.

hubgay – June 8, 2022
It could easily be argued that I was the one doing you a favor.

mickeymouseketeer (Owner) – June 8, 2022
Which I was.

hubgay – June 8, 2022
He acts like he’s doing you a huge fucking favor.

M15GayTeen – June 2, 2022
I want a hook up with a 18+yr light skin Hispanic with a 6”+ dick to fuck me.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, German, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick XL
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
Kissing Consent
S&M No
Safer Sex Always
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Julia, 18
Seattle

I’m a bottom—and I love it. Nothing makes me happier than looking back over my shoulder at a man that’s using my ass to make his life easier. There’s nothing better than having a man tell me that my ass’s place in life is to make him happy, and I couldn’t agree more.

Guestbook of Julia

Julia (Owner) – June 11, 2022
Ok, tie me up first though, please.

Takeitall – June 11, 2022
I am looking to open your hole up as much as technically possible. Thanks for reading my comment.

Tara – June 9, 2022
He is perfect for a Man who desires sex built on hierarchy, and needs a feminine counterpart to his masculine form.

Julia (Owner) – June 2, 2022
I come from a family of academics, but I never managed to control my insane sex drive.

asskingxl – June 2, 2022
Someone brought this teen to a party as the shareable bottom. First I thought she could never take it. So sweet like virgin. With vodka, poppers, meth, kissing and licking she became the sluttiest bitchboy I’ve ever seen. You are great kid! Hottest ass in the world!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick S
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Cheap_Slut, 19
Cologne

Am a from a research group I want to provide excorting

Am on a research group I with camera so it’s done voluntary I Don’t get paid for it

Guestbook of Cheap_Slut

MissingItems – June 6, 2022
He’s a cute boy but very needy and needs to be reminded he’s a stupid whore sometimes.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick M
Dirty Prefer not to say
Fisting Prefer not to say
Kissing Prefer not to say
S&M Prefer not to say
Safer Sex Prefer not to say
Hourly Rate 20€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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MrIncredible, 19
Madrid

It Is Very Big and Must Always Be Controlled

I lived with a good man. He taught me many thing about controlling urges – to not let my dick control me. He worshiped my dick and kept it controlled in many ways.

He put it to work when he needed it. He brought it male and female holes to stretch and fill, and throats to penetrate and gag. He measured it as it grew, from 11×8 at its softest to 14×9 when it was worked. He was my tutor and mentor and he kept my dick and I very happy and busy.

Now he is gone. Now I live by his code. I keep it controlled. I display it proudly always in his honor. I will display it to anyone. I will look for other good men to control my urges and worship my dick and maybe put it to work.

Guestbook of MrIncredible

MrIncredible (Owner) – June 6, 2022
Let it be known I am currently locked in chastity for probably a very, very long time: I “accidentally” snapped my key in my lock, then I may have “accidentally” cemented the cage shut so it can’t come off. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Scritch – May 20, 2022
Heyo! I’m Pup Scritch (he/him) who has a knack for giving people ungodly head scritches! I am hyperfixated on your photos! I would kill to hypnotise you; and potentially dronification (who doesn’t want a brainless pup with a giant dick to reprogram as they see fit? :P) I’m a kink advocate at my university.

PupBaxton – May 19, 2022
I’m Pup Baxton. And I’m very new to the Pup community. I’m really interested in learning more about the Pup community and fucking other Pups. I have extreme bad social anxiety and a very poor self esteem. I’m hoping that having sex with you will help open me up and let me be myself.

MrIncredible (Owner) – May 17, 2022
I now have a human pup side Pup Ropey (he is a stray wolf pup). All of us have varying sides depending on our lifestyle, groups of friends etc. I personally think the entire package is someone you would enjoy meeting. But, it’s really up to you and that’s that.

MrIncredible (Owner) – May 11, 2022
I’m a big animal lover just so you know. You can almost always find me at the zoo hanging out or the beach with my tortoises.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position More top
Dick XXL
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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magiccave, 18
Knoxville

I may not look like that much but men love fucking me you’ll be shocked.

Guestbook of magiccave

DarkTrips – June 12, 2022
Damn!

GiveMeYourBootyHoe – June 9, 2022
An obedient perverse young pimple faced dweeb who only seems to discover his slutty side a little more each time I fuck him.

johndump – June 5, 2022
If you can get him drunk, you will find a hotter boy than him.

bowatmyf33t – June 2, 2022
Can cum multiple times call him box firework.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Asian
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick M
Dirty Yes
Fisting No answer
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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LordRiceCake, 20
Paris

Bid me discourse, I will enchant thine ear

Guestbook of LordRiceCake

LordRiceCake (Owner) – June 8, 2022
I can have such innocent eyes!

LordRiceCake (Owner) – June 5, 2022
Also into getting to know people on a plutonic level

LordRiceCake (Owner) – June 4, 2022
I have slowly discovered that my ass has so much space

LordRiceCake (Owner) – June 1, 2022
Looking underage for you, allergy to mayonaise and vicodin

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, French, Polish, Romanian, Russian
Position Versatile
Dick L
Dirty No
Fisting No
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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shinytoiletbowl, 18
London

I’m into bodypainting and getting used as a toiletbowl.

Guestbook of shinytoiletbowl

6155 – June 12, 2022
Well, can’t say I was surprised by the results.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Asian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Chinese
Position Prefer not to say
Dick S
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
Kissing No
S&M Soft
Safer Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Female, 22
Chicago

We are a trans male looking for money-leaking dominant cisgendered heterosexual males only. We identify and present as male, and we went to great expense and effort to look as male as any male could be, but when it comes to getting off, we’ve discovered that our only turn on is feminization, being viewed and addressed and fucked and treated in every way as a female. Any slipping up or use of ‘he’ or ‘guy’ or ‘buddy’ or any of that male-to-male shit and the date ends immediately. Please ask me more if you have any intrigue.

Guestbook of Female

Female (Owner) – June 11, 2022
We hope you got what we seek.

Lester – June 11, 2022
Hello, it was nice to meet you. I’m Chinese. I need to look better. I’m not psychologically in one piece. I liked eating your pussy and sucking your socks. I liked the taste very much.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick No answer
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 70$
Overnight Rate 450$

 

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Brill, 22
Pawtucket

Staying at a campground looking for some $ and action in the bathroom.

Guestbook of Brill

neu31 – June 7, 2022
I’m here visiting from Switzerland with 2 friends who don’t know that I’m bisexual and I really need to fuck someone, I’m always high on weed and I like your face, you look like Shawn Mendes.

IceCreamTruck – June 6, 2022
It excited me that my cock was so much bigger than his. Turned me on knowing that I had the key to hardening his little penis.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active/Passive
Kissing Consent
S&M Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 75$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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backonthemenu, 21
Portland

FtM pussy boy looking to have my holes lucratively wrecked 😈, don’t ask me what I’m into as I’m very newly male and not sure what I like yet.

Potentially looking for a man to bankroll me as his pocket pussy 🤤

Guestbook of backonthemenu

backonthemenu (Owner) – June 10, 2022
Nah its ok you do you.

AntontheCube – June 10, 2022
That would be highly illegal.

yoursusisus – June 10, 2022
not me. i want to cut off your pussy and eat all the insides (sorry for sounding harsh or rude but i got to put this somewhere)

backonthemenu (Owner) – June 10, 2022
Thank you. To answer your question, even so-called straight guys who’ve hired me have told me that they like looking at my gaping asshole more than they like looking at my pussy.

Lustofalltrades – June 10, 2022
First of all, he’s great, cute as hell and a total piggie. Second of all, it seemed to me that his well used and sloppy asshole was not only way hotter than his pussy, but it seemed to function far better as a cum receptacle. I wonder if it’s a general rule that a ftm’s well used asshole’s appearance is more aesthetically appealing because it sure the hell was imo.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick No answer
Dirty No
Fisting Active/Passive
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 500$

 

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Huff_my_Stuff, 19
Glasgow

Hi.

I’m into gay.

I’m actually straight, actually.

I have a good “friend” who pays me €80 to be able to smell my breath and armpits and crotch and ass. I would like to find other guys like that.

Oh yeah, I smell pretty good in a lot of places.

Btw: I have an uncut dick.

Guestbook of Huff_my_Stuff

BuiltFur – June 3, 2022
God he was amazing. I love life so much.

RickyWhite – June 1, 2022
He’s nice but he can also be very angry 😈

01062022 – May 30, 2022
I came very quickly.

Con2113 – May 29, 2022
His skin is smooth and fragrant and it totally delivers.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position No answer
Dick L
Dirty No answer
Fisting No
Kissing No
S&M Yes
Safer Sex Always
Hourly Rate 80€
Overnight Rate 633€

 

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Jeans19, 19
Stuttgart

Hello man 🙋‍♂️

No Risk, no Fun 💁‍♂️

Kind regards 🙋‍♂️

PS I would like to be 2 meters tall 🤠

Guestbook of Jeans19

Jeans19 (Owner) – June 9, 2022
This site’s question about “safe sex” is disgracefully obtuse 🤦

siren – June 7, 2022
There are so many different paths that this sexual world can take you down!

Jeans19 (Owner) – June 7, 2022
I’m really not looking to move across the country at the moment. Yes, I also understand that sometimes you have to move to find what you want, but I’m content with my current situation.

FunnySlut – June 5, 2022
I recently moved to Stuttgart and wow this place is the pits.

Gdkp89 – June 4, 2022
I’ve pissed on him and played with his feet didn’t get me off but it getting him off did get me off so there’s that.

MoMo16th – June 4, 2022
I’m a grovelling sub pig who is absolutely obsessed with skinny boys with long hair like him. I got him to expectantly show off his naked body and I was obsessed with sucking his nipples, licking his armpits, kissing all over his back, licking his stomach and belly button, licking his hips, all over his legs, and of course sucking his cock and slobbering all over his balls. And perhaps my biggest thrill of all, licking his ass, licking and nibbling on his ass cheeks, and plunging my tongue right into his sphincter. Just slathering, sucking and tongue kissing his puckering hole like I’d been starved for days. I licked and sucked until my tongue ached, all the while dressed in a pig costume. Please follow my lead if you love to shamelessly adore a long haired boy who lets you gobble him up!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages German, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 900€

 

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lifefindsaway, 19
Boulder

Presently naked in hotel room in Boulder, Colorado browsing profiles and waiting to be claimed by a Sugardaddy and to be ordered to relocate. Woof woof.

Looking to be claimed for the time being and to grow into the trophy boy mindset 24/7 for full ownership. Woof.

If not claimed beforehand, I plan to relocate to Los Angeles soon and hope to find a Sugardaddy there unless a Sugardaddy here snatches me first. Woof woof.

I have a very high sex drive, and outside of sex I need a Sugardaddy who gives me a lot of attention all the time and shows he’s into me ALOT! Woof.

Lay claim in writing, come to my hotel room, prove financial status, I take down my profile and prepare to be yours. Woof woof woof.

I also don’t have a classy name and getting one would be great.

“I ____ declare Jason as my trophy boy and order the trophy boy to _____.”

Guestbook of lifefindsaway

mark_43e – June 10, 2022
You ain’t shit

lifefindsaway (Owner) – June 10, 2022
If anyone is interested, I did get claimed by a Sugardaddy right here in Boulder and I thought I’d tell you guys about what a PIMP first few days I’ve had!

Saturday – My Daddy threw a cocktail party at our place with about ten of his friends. We even had mixed drinks beyond rum-and-cokes (there were mojitos, bloody marys, white russians, black russians, kamikazes, jack-and-cokes, jack and ginger, and even cuba libres!) , and different kinds of glassess appropriate for different kinds of drinks, and canapes (home-made!) and everything. It was great 🙂 A slighty more dignified way for everyone to get hammered. Then all but two of them fucked me. I fell into a depression about 2 fucks in, but a fairly average occurence.

Sunday – Recuperation. I made pancakes for breakfast. They were awesome. My Daddy gave a back massage then fucked me silly. Also awesome. Also, Daddy bought a 42″ plasma tv. Now this may not seem like a really big deal, but please understand that this is not something my parents bought. And I’ve not had a TV for the past 2 years. AWESOME.

Monday – I got fucked by Daddy all morning, but it’s cool. Two friends of Daddy’s from the party who were very fond of me came by and we had a huge orgy, so the day went by in a blur. In the evening, I wrote a scathing email to my ex-Sugardaddy – one of my finest pieces of writing, I must say. The TV was delivered. I lovingly peeled the protective plastic strips off of the sides to reveal the most beautiful tv in the whole wide world. <3

Tuesday – Pretty standard day, except I bumped into a man I used to fuck. We chatted briefly, during the course of which he asked me what the difference was between my current and my old life. I said ‘Well, the money…. and empowerment’… which I then had to explain to him. Then I dropped a few sprinklings in conversation about various large dicks I’ve been taking just to make him squirm. And squirm he did. That was pretty sweet. Also I had a delicioous curry laksa soup for lunch. That was pretty amazing.

Wednesday – Daddy put me in a chastity cage because it will increase my productivity (lol). It’s so sleeeeeeeek….. SO that was pretty awesome. Watched our new tv <3 I made chorizo and pasta and a yummy green salad with feta cheese and balsamic vinegar for dinner. Daddy loved it. Then Daddy used my ass every which way from Sunday until I fell asleep around 5 am. Woke up about 9 am and he still going at it. That shit is VERSATILE.

This week has been awesome. AWESOME. Have I said that enough? AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick XL
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active/Passive
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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GodsRage, 18
London

I have a boyfriend and he’s nice and I love him, but he won’t fuck me or help me out financially. This is driving me half-insane. Look, I’m not proud of this, but I NEED to be pounded disrespectfully and have a cum-filled cunt cored out of my ass and be paid for it or I’m going to totally lose it.

Bonus points if there’s two of you, though I don’t really care so long as you mold my sadly inexperienced hole to the shape of your cock.

I hope this thing works.

Guestbook of GodsRage

ScreamOut – June 7, 2022
Are you ready to sit in the magic chair ?

SHAMELESSGUY – June 6, 2022
I want to have fun please and great sex with you just let me k

ice_ninja – June 3, 2022
You are singlehandedly accelerating the climate change.

canalboatdog – June 3, 2022
Do you honestly expect us to believe that a boy who looks like you has a boyfriend who won’t fuck you?! Come on, son, what do you think we are, idiots?!

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick M
Dirty No answer
Fisting Passive
Kissing Consent
S&M Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 70£
Overnight Rate 200£

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Bernard, Ah, good old Recollets internet. Thank you, although apologies for driving you (further) off course. My suspicion is that you have gotten plenty from your Paris sojourn and your writing is one of plenty’s chief recipients and that plenty is in fact just acting kind of sneaky. Of course re: meeting up. There’s stills tons to squeeze in, and that’s just the eating portion. Let me know when you’ve re-set foot down. I’ll see the Jeu de Paume show. They’re doing a Pedro Costa retrospective right now, so I’ll likely be there a fair amount. Nice pilgrimages. I made a ‘pilgrimage’ to see the new ‘Jurassic World’ movie last night, and it’s totally fun. Totally did its job. People complaining about that movie are just prematurely aged and surly. Have fun, prideful and hopefully the complete opposite. Love, me. ** _Black_Acrylic, I, of course, had no idea that was the Leeds United badge, and what a cool bonus! I just thought it looked fun whilst revolving. ‘The Scary of Sixty-First’ is such a weird bad/good title that I simply must penetrate it, i.e. watch that. Thanks, buddy. ** CAUTIVOS, Hi. Oh my god, I feel dead inside just hearing about that heat. You poor thing. We’re going up to 37 this weekend, but I will try to remember the hell you’re in and not complain too much. Thank you. I hope you have even a tiny amount of fun somehow. ** David Ehrenstein, Ah, thanks, I know that very, very odd track, thank you. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Fandom is one of life’s biggest rewards. Mismatched shoes! Now that’s fucking cool! I didn’t know what a Beyblade was until I just looked it up. Wow, they’re bizarre. Huh. I hope love also made sure your finger was the first one on the purchase button. Love giving lifefindsaway a classy name and everything else he’s asking for. Woof woof, G. ** Steve Erickson, I still feel nauseous even thinking about the single bite I took from that Beyond Meat burger, and I am not kidding. Everyone, I guess that TV series ‘Love Victor’ is now in its third season, and Steve has given all of you to whom that fact means anything the gift of reviewing it. Rafman: Wouldn’t shock me one little bit. ** Dalton, Hi, Dalton! Good to see you! You could do worse things than read a bunch of K Dick, so there’s that. Ha ha, great description of your prof. I predict his house is really something. Maybe bring Mace? But, really, that sounds cool and a like a potentially very useful use of your time. Happy that you’re submitting work. I hope the recipients are wise and receptive. Always a good idea to keep in mind how quirky their tastes are and how little any rejections you get from them mean. Back when I used to submit things, my rejection to acceptance rate was, like, 50 to 1. Seriously. Thank you so much about ‘Try’ and ‘PGL’. It’s a serious honor, and just the best, if my work is helping you with your work and you in any productive way. That’s like the ultimate. Thanks, and, yeah, I hope to get to see your work when the time is right. ** Okay. What can I say. The 15th, escorts, utter familiarity there. See you tomorrow.

9 Comments

  1. Dominik

    Hi!!

    Agreed – about fandoms.

    My brother used to have a pretty sizeable Bayblade collection. Knowing him, it’s still around somewhere.

    Your love is really generous. I can understand why, haha. Love trying to decide whether he should hide Couch-Surfing-Employment-Line or jamesim14 in your closet and ending up squeezing both of them in there, Od. (There were so many great profiles and comments in this batch that I think I’ll come back for another love tomorrow, haha.)

  2. Bill

    I have to say the specificity (?) level is off the charts today, with the U44 boy. Whew. And I’m glad to hear of the curry laksa soup.

    The revolvers yesterday were very relaxing. Though when I first saw the title, I thought you meant guns.

    Finished the new Cristina Rivera Garza collection. Pretty enjoyable, though I like her earlier books better.

    Bill

  3. _Black_Acrylic

    shinytoiletbowl has a strong look, I’ll say that for him. I just did some quick research to find out whether Goldfinger actress Shirley Eaton died during filming after being painted gold for her James Bond scene. But no, turns out it’s just another urban myth.

    Earlier today I went along with Mum to have a look at my new flat and I’m happy to report that it seems really good, far larger and nicer than the place I had in Dundee. All being well, it should just be a couple of weeks before I move in. Looking forward to it!

  4. Misanthrope

    Dennis, Rob Schneider! Hahahaha.

    Yeah, I just use my phone for calls, texts, and looking stuff up real quick when I’m out, GPS included. I don’t spend all day searching shit on there.

    Been bombarded again this week with work. It’s funny I say something like that because I signed up for this and agreed to this in exchange for a decent hourly wage. It’s not like I’m asked to do something I’m not supposed to. Oh, I’m such a privileged, entitled little fuck.

    Might be going to see that new Jurassic Park movie this weekend. My friend really wants to see it. Seems it really sucks azz. Kayla should be going with us, but she’s in covid limbo right now. Over half her office has tested positive and she ain’t been feeling great though she’s negative (so far). Thing is, these bitches were all in the office all last week and management knew about it…and didn’t tell anyone until Monday of this week. A little late.

    Then again, she did go to a Bon Iver concert Sunday night and slept like 4 hours before getting up for work Monday morning…she could’ve been feeling shitty just from that. She’s been working from home all week. Will do another test tomorrow. Oof.

  5. John Newton

    Hi Dennis sorry for the absence a friend who is a year younger than I am had a stroke. I hope he recovers, but it is out of my control completely.

    When I was trying to be vegetarian in steps I tried the tofu Boca burgers. They did not taste bad, but I had to eat two along with other vegetables and fruit and rice to physically feel as though I had eaten a meal. The vegetarian burgers made with black beans were much better. A friend who is vegetarian and becoming vegan had a vegetarian turkey last Thanksgiving that was made out of mushrooms and tofu. I like mushrooms but I would not want to eat a lot of them as an entire meal and meat substitute. Generally I try to eat a Mediterranean diet but I grew up eating it. My great-grandfather from Calabria became vegetarian in the 1940s or 1950s when he moved to Southern California with his second wife. Unfortunately he died in the 1960s decades before I was born.

    These ads are funny, I am bisexual and when I told a gay friend who.is a devout rimnist that I personally had no desire to do it to anyone men, women, trans, etc. but how if other people want to do this it is fine, and this unashamed and devout rimming expert told me I was missing out on Hepatitis.

    It is funny about camel lights I first had them in Spain as a teen, and smoked maybe 1-3 per day for the few weeks I was there, I smoked more decriminalised Moroccan hashish which was super psychedelic and had red wine but was super discreet so as not to get caught and sent home as this was a school trip. I came back to the USA and the camel lights here did not taste as good or as sweet as the European ones, the USA ones smelled more like raisin bran cereal and the sugar coated raisins, so I would socially at rare times, smoke menthols in the USA. Marlboro reds and camel no filter were not bad. I stopped socially smoking tobacco in 2002, and I stopped taking psychedelics in 2003 as a close older relative died unexpectedly, and a friend who was schizophrenic killed himself. I stopped drinking at 29 as I figured I had enough. It is odd but low amounts of alcohol make me nervous and even more socially withdrawn, or sleepy. I remember drinking sake in larger amounts like red wine and I liked it.

    I hope you enjoy Winthrop Smith’s TAKEDOWN PORTRAITS. I had fun editing it and making the structure of it. Please reply to my email when you get a chance.

    I read your labyrinth of a novel the MARBLED SWARM and loved it! It reminded me of the play shopping and fucking, did you ever see it? I was 13 and traveling around the UK when it was new and in production but while my parents were fine with me reading Burroughs at that age, they would not have had an interest in seeing this play.

  6. Steve Erickson

    Are vegan fast food restaurants a thing in Paris? They seem unlikely to match French taste, but a lot of restaurants serving burgers and fried “chicken” with greasy fries have popped up in New York over the last 2 years.

    “I fell into a depression about two fucks in, but an average occurrence.”–sad.

    I finished Sara Marcus’ riot grrrl history GIRLS TO THE FRONT a few days ago and thought that it may have been a blessing that the mainstream media mostly ignored queercore, at least in comparison to riot grrrl.

  7. Bernard

    I’m in London. Wow. From certain angles where I’m staying (Southwark, by the Globe Theatre), it looks like the futuristic city of that ’30s science fiction, The Shape of Things to Come.
    I got an email about the Ashbery celebration in Hudson at the end of July and actually, yes, there were be quite a few good old JA stalwarts, including Joan Retallack, Bruce Andrews, LeeAnn Brown, Rachel Blau DuPlessis, Wayne Koestenbaum, Michael Gottlieb, James Sherry. It’ll be very language-y and poetry-ish.

  8. Robert

    “Hello, it was nice to meet you. I’m Chinese. I need to look better. I’m not psychologically in one piece. I liked eating your pussy and sucking your socks. I liked the taste very much.”

    Everything about that post is fascinating. What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall for that hookup! I mean, you watch that whole thing go down and you’ve got enough material for three lifetimes. Oddly enough though I am gonna be moving to Chicago in a few weeks or so here so maybe I will have the chance.

  9. Brandon

    Hey Dennis, didn’t have an eventful outing last weekend sadly, but it was fun enough. I’ve been working almost nonstop since then because this Sunday I get my sternum tattoo so I’m saving all my money up for that. Soon after though i’ll have a disposable income back and will be out mre to make more hijinks. I wrote more though this week, I’m working on a first draft for a book thats been in my head for years and also just different smaller pieces, but I liked what I wrote so far and that felt cool. Despite that thought, still feels like a boring week waiting for my tattoo. I’ll update you when i get it. How has your week been, how is the film going, other stuff? Anything absurd? Talk more later, Brandon.

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