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Welcome to the world … Julian Calendar’s Speaking A Dead Language

Jul·ian Cal·en·dar noun
1 calendar introduced by Julius Caesar in 46 B.C., superseded by Gregorian calendar in 1582.
2 alias of multimedia artist born in Berlin in 1989.
3 the name of the band she formed.

 


Sleeping Pill

 

COS-PLAYING A BAND

“In my early twenties, I had a hard drive full of musical and lyrical ideas that I wanted to turn into songs,” Julian Calendar explains. “The problem was that I didn’t want to be in a band or play live.” So she hit on the idea of putting together a group who could flesh out, perform, and record her material. “I was looking for new ways to collaborate and subvert the traditional idea of a band. Most pre-fab acts are all about image and style, so I purposefully chose people who were older than me to front the band.”

Julian assembled the group while living in Charlotte, N.C. “There’s an amazing local music scene there,” she says. “Everything fell together quickly.” She recruited multi-instrumentalists JEREMY FISHER and SCOTT THOMPSON and paired them with two non-musicians as the band’s singers. HANNAH HUNDLEY was selected for her cinema background and novelist JEFF JACKSON (whose work has been praised by Dennis, Don DeLillo, and The New York Times) was chosen to help shore up the lyrics.

They became the public face of the band. Over the years, Julian has added and subtracted members to this core line-up to keep the project fresh, most recently introducing tape manipulator and multi-instrumentalist SEAN ROBINSON and percussionist and drummer NATHAN MATTHEWS.


Black Moon
Video by Robin Doermann

 

NO STYLE

Julian Calendar purposefully zigzags between styles. “Everybody listens to different genres,” she says. “Why should a band be bound by a single sound?” The band’s early series of Crimson Static EPs (2020-2021) range across post-punk, disco, noise, new wave, and folk. Their most recent EPs employ loops and sampling, drawing on everything from Drum n Bass breakbeats to string arrangements.

“Every musical possibility is on the table,” Julian insists. “We’re trying to serve the song, not build some fucking brand.”

 

THE DEBUT ALBUM

Julian Calendar’s debut Speaking A Dead Language is based on songs from their live set. It’s more rock-oriented – imagine Sonic Youth mixed with The B-52s – but still eclectic. “It never stays in one place for long,” Julian confirms. There are garage rock rave-ups, hypnotic grooves, new wave anthems, and ambient lullabies. There’s even a cover of Green Day’s “Longview” that reinvents the song’s feel and meaning.

 

WORKING WITH PRODUCER JOHN AGNELLO

“John’s a legend for a reason. He’s worked with so many favorite artists like Dinosaur Jr, Kurt Vile, Mary Timony, Waxahatchee, The Breeders, Alvvays, etc. It was a dream to collaborate with him and watch how he gave the songs a muscular sound with so much detail and dynamics.”


Sleep Together

 

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY “SPEAKING A DEAD LANGUAGE”?

“Look, we know rock doesn’t have much cultural currency these days,” Julian says. “It isn’t a hip musical language, but there’s still beauty there and plenty of interesting things that can be done with its sonic vocabulary without resorting to nostalgia.”


I Need A Hole

 

ABOUT THE SONGS ON THE ALBUM
Comments by Julian Calendar

Black Moon
We thought there weren’t enough garage rock songs about premature ejaculation.

I Need A Hole
A love song about (w)holes and not settling for less. And it’s an answer to the Bee Gees immortal question: “How deep is your love?”

Longview
We wondered what happened if you stripped the giant chorus out of Green Day’s “Longview” and left Billy Joe Armstrong’s carefully observed character study. And how do the words change their meaning when a woman sings them?

Keep Yr. Secrets
They don’t need to know.

Sleeping Pill
Sometimes you don’t want to wake up.

Our Poison
The air we breath is polluted with all sorts of hate and it can work its way into your bloodstream. How do you undo the damage? “Do you still want me like this?”

My Treachery
Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have? Don’t fall for fascists. But still: “My politics won’t rhyme with my love for you.”

Conjure Me
Sometimes, if you’re lucky, music can become a form of possession.

Knife Party
This used to be titled “For Your Own Safety.” It’s about radical body autonomy and how authorities think they know what’s best for you.

Sleep Together
A climate chaos booty call song. Insisting on connection in a catastrophic environment.

 

 

BUY THE VINYL RECORD –

It’s available as a very limited edition from Suah Sounds – and stock is already running low. It comes with download code for the album, PLUS our last five (5) EPs. More on those below. So it’s, you know, a good deal. And it makes a nice holiday gift.

GET IT HERE: https://juliancalendar.bandcamp.com/album/speaking-a-dead-language

 

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There Is No Radio

 

THE FIVE EPs

In the dark days of the pandemic, we had no drummer and no place to rehearse. Reinvention was the only option. We threw away our usual tools and started from scratch. Negativland whispered in our ears: “Copyright Infringement is your best entertainment value.” And we listened. These five EPs were the result.

Softer Than Bombs: https://juliancalendar.bandcamp.com/album/softer-than-bombs


“Pump Up the Jam”

Hushed and minimalist tunes about how to navigate life during wartime, hoping that it’s possible to talk with the dead, and a lost in the K-hole cover of the once ubiquitous “Pump Up the Jam.” Yes, that “Pump Up the Jam.”

 

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More Songs About Class Resentment and Surveillance Capitalism: https://juliancalendar.bandcamp.com/album/more-songs-about-class-resentment-and-surveillance-capitalism


“3 Teens Kill 4”

“3 Teens Kill 4” is a David Wojnarowicz tribute in a few different ways. There’s also a dance song about how algorithms shape our daily lives and a hot-wired New Wave tune about shooting your way across the class divide. Dedicated to Shoshana Zuboff and Liz Pelly for their revelatory books “Surveillance Capitalism” and “Mood Machine.”

 

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Swimming Lessons: https://juliancalendar.bandcamp.com/album/swimming-lessons


“The Deep End”

A swan dive into unknown waters. Some days it feels impossible to tell the difference between waving and drowning. “The Deep End” is powered by furious Drum n’ Bass rhythms. “The Drowned Boy” is a swoony New Wave ballad and string quartet, a mix of sugar and poison. “No Kingdom” mixes vintage Drum ‘n Bass beats and woozy synths, plus cut-up with lyrics from King Lear’s mad monologue on the windy heath.

Dedicated to Reza Abdoh and Arthur Russell.

 

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Severed Tongues Speak: https://juliancalendar.bandcamp.com/album/severed-tongues-speak


“Dekadenz”

“Language Lessons” is an electro rocker about how every new form of resistance is its own start-up business. “The World Won’t Listen” offers a clattering groove, booming bass interludes and cut-up trumpet licks. “Dekadenz” is a glam ballad about giving up on society, with nods to Berlin in the 1930s and 1970s.

 

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Forgeries of the Future: https://juliancalendar.bandcamp.com/album/forgeries-of-the-future


“Property Is Theft”

These songs swap studio atmosphere for cut + paste aesthetics. Guitars for samples + keyboards. Unusual textures + rhythms that push the music into fresh territory. The idea: Weirder + catchier. Dedicated to Ian Curtis’ copyright lawyer.

 

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Thanks for listening.

xo Julian

 

 

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p.s. Hey. This weekend’s blog entertainment is provided by the colorful, brainy, hyper playful band Julian Calendar whose primary members include the acclaimed novelist/writer Jeff Jackson, with whom I suspect you are already familiar. And the occasion for this post is the release of their first album, which is generously described and sampled therein. Your fun is virtually guaranteed, so do have said fun. And great thanks to Julian Calendar for selecting this venue for their launch. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. No, the actual start and end dates are coincidental. I just wanted them to be long gone. You must have some idea as to why that vermouth is Italo Disco flavored? ** Lucas, Hi, Lucas! Wow, how nice to see you. It’s been, yes, ages. HNY back to you. Yeah, I was sick, but I’m bettering rapidly at long last. Glad you’re returning to yourself too. Those minecraft arg videos sound really interesting. I don’t know of them. I’ll go see what their deal is. Thanks for sharing their existence. What are your immediate ’26 plans? xoxo. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Yes, as someone who almost never gets sick, being actually sick was quite a shock. But I’m getting back to normal, and my back got worked on yesterday and is notably better today. That would be a nice job: going missing for $$$. Better than escorting even. Love wondering if the phrase ‘conking out’ is the ultimate way to describe falling asleep, G. ** jay, Hey. Agreed. It’s so boring (to me, at least) how people always want to eroticise everything they can’t solve. Thanks, good to know about ‘Expedition 33’. Any clue as to why it’s become such a thing? It’s pretty cold here, but not painful. More like brisk with a bit of extremity mixed in. Happy snow tromping. We got a little on the roofs here late last night, it looks like, but just frosting. ** Laura, Hi. Ginsberg was too much of mixed bag to characterise easily. Did he possess kindness? Yes, I would say so. Was he also a manipulative letch? Yes, I would say so. My back’s much improved today and only barely painful atm. I have to be careful for the next day or two though. I haven’t seen Yury since yesterday, but I’ll catch him and ask before he sets off today. My weekend will be better than my previous weekend, and I’ll take that. I hope you get to fully investigate yours. ** Uday, It’s possible that at least some of those missing kids discovered a happy, parents-free world and thrived. Blake as in William, I’m guessing? ** Jack Skelley, Yeah, my fucking lifelong back bullshit reared its whatever, but I’m bettering now. Urgent care, shit. You flying a little higher now? Rather desperate to hear your Disneyland report, so get your thoughts in order. Lurve, D-man. ** Steeqhen, I ran away a few times as a kid only to always eventually realise my parents had all the power and surrendering. Orly is almost fun now, but the 14 line stops right next to my apartment, so … First ’26 goal is to finish the new film script then start the process of getting it made. And continuing to give RT a theatrical life through the spring before letting it loose on the streaming services. Otherwise … waiting for the year to amaze me. ** alex, Hi, alex! Really good to see you. I’m upswinging, heath-wise, yes, thankfully. Me too, about those posts obviously. There used to be, and may still be, a number of TV shows focused on those sorts of cases, mainly a big one called ‘Unsolved Mysteries’. They were super addictive. To me. If your aunt has any info, pray tell. Maybe you can Zoom with the cat at least? Enjoy home. ** Florian S. Fauna, Hi, F. I think I know what you mean by those super uncanny mock-ups, and yes, if so. I was sick mostly in bed for the whole holidays, so they were nothing, which was fine, I guess. An uncertain Christmas album? Whoa. I’m trying to imagine but I guess I don’t have to, do I? I’ll seek it out. Everyone, the very fine artist and composer Florian S. Fauna made a Xmas album under their moniker uncertain, and I can assure you that their notion of Xmas-y will surprise and dreamify you. Don’t let Xmas get too far away without listening here. My pleasure about ‘Eusect’. It’s a very beautiful book. ** Carsten, Hi. My back is significantly better today, thank everything. It was so much easier to disappear before there was DNA. And it was a serial killer utopia. A second pool is more than a bit ridiculous and transparently greedy, for sure. Hopefully they’ll accidentally unearth ancient ruins when they start digging, although I suppose that would only jack the rent up even higher. ** Charalampos, HNY to you. Thank you for thanking me for the post. I’m gradually returning to my normal healthy state, I think. I’m always writing, it’s just a matter of what. I want to finish the script. That’s my goal. After that, who knows. Happy for your strawberry occasioned promising vibes, man. High five from here. ** Jeff J, Thanks for your no doubt significant part in building that post up there. I don’t actually think I’ve ever seen Solomon’s films projected. He doesn’t seem to be known much at all over here. Uh, I think I found a couple of the missing younguns and then searched further until I’d found a bunch? Here and there, in other words. No, I don’t know Ann Scott. Zac might, I’ll ask him. And I’ll look for that book. No, I haven’t seen the new Reichardt. I’ve never been 100% into her films, but maybe this one will break the ice or whatever. ** HaRpEr //, Yeah, especially these really old cases where there’s little telling physical evidence to be had and the imagination has to do the ‘dirty’ work. Portrait Artist of the Year, that’s it. I remember not knowing any of the celebrities except Nile Rogers was the poser for one episode, which seemed very odd. Oh, it’s at the ICA. That does sound very interesting and promising. Huh. Luck galore. ** Steve, My back has been doing this to me two or so times a year since I was a kid, and I’ve never figured out what triggers it. Anyway, it’s much improved as of this morning. Like I said, the pre-DNA world was capable of such richer mysteries in these situations. Benson Boone is truly the pits. He even makes YungBlud seem like Captain Beefheart. ** Right. Rock out to Julian Calendar’s new album, you guys, and I’ll do the same, and we’ll converge again on Monday, okay?

10 Comments

  1. adrian

    ciao dennis <3

    hope you're doing better. i read the blog sporadically during these holidays, and im sorry you were sick! this thing really hit a lot of people this year.

    might be very random & sudden, but me and my boyfriend will be in paris 6-7 january. any chance we could still offer you that coffee we talked about years ago? ofc no pressure or anything, just a good opportunity to ask 🙂

    anyway, thanks for another amazing year of blog! very excited about the upcoming one!

    a presto!

  2. Daniel Warner

    Hey Dennis!

    Sorry for the late reply. Holidays and travel have been kinda disorienting haha, no need to apologize for the haziness on your end. I hope you had a nice new year and are feeling better now!

    That’s shitty about the publisher of MLT dumping the book and changing the cover but thanks for the story. I’m trying to track down the issue of Mall Punk Magazine with the cover photo from it on the front but it seems like there are none for sale or any scans online. Do you still have one?

    Also, I saw this movie yesterday called “The Plague”. Have you heard of it or seen it? It’s pretty fucked up but quite good IMO from a new director. I recommend it if you have the chance.

    All the best,
    Daniel

  3. _Black_Acrylic

    @ Jeff Jackson and Julian Calendar, congratulations on this!

    Re the vermouth, I presume that because Italo Disco was hip for a brief moment in time then they thought that moniker might be a good idea? I did try some of it mixed with Campari when I first got the stuff, but I’ve never been much of a liqueur guy myself. Tasted OK I think. Bo Boss – Tequila is a 1982 Italo classic if you’re into that sort of thing!

  4. Carsten

    Wonderful to see this exclusive launch here & congratulations! I will dig into the music over the course of the weekend. As that sham called the “Western order” is self-destroying, led by the US on kamikaze autopilot domestically & internationally, we need as much art as possible right now… Rothenberg’s line “after Auschwitz there is only poetry”—well during ICE, CECOT, Alligator Alcatraz, imperialist aggression & craven EU silence I’d say we need to flood the gates with a riot of poetry, dance, music & art

    Yeah, the mysteries of the pre-DNA era… I got sucked into a Zodiac rabbit hole following the Fincher movie. To me the unresolved & the inexplicable are endless sources of fascination, ones that are only spoiled by clues & closure. But I will admit that’s a poet’s perspective on a dilemma loved ones & families see very differently of course.

    There are two separate units on this property: the main house I’m renting with family, & a smaller one-bedroom bungalow rented by an Irish guy. The current pool is directly between both units & large enough for everyone. But the greedy landlords want to separate the units, give each their own pool & jack up rates as much as possible. This is supposed to be an untouched, old school Andalusian village. But there you have it. Gentrification 101. Profit maximization: the two ugliest words in the English language. But don’t worry, construction of this sort is illegal when you have tenants living there, & I’m not going down without a fight. I’ve met my share of scumbag landlords…

  5. Lucas

    heyoooo. glad to hear back from u as well! this album seems super sick. i need to dig it into it this weekend. ive never heard of jeff jackson tho. i rly like 3 teens kill 4, its funky. i really need to get into the hang of checking out new music again but we all have ur blog for that!!!!!

    my immediate 2026 plans are not crazy, i have to cross a lot of rly mundane things like studying and tidying my room off my to do list before school starts again next week. i repeated the school year, i dont think i got the chance to tell you that. im really more comfortable this time i think (although i still suck at studying) bc the new people are great one exciting thing i want to get done this month is booking my holiday trips for the year which will be paris and vienna fingers crossed. im going to a close friends bday party tmrw, i havent seen her in a while and i dont know her other friends so it will be fun.

    what are ur immediate 2026 plans? i see theres a bunch of screenings of your film in ny the next few days will you be flying there? if so wish u already that it goes well and good luck for ur jetlag haha

  6. Steeqhen

    Hey Dennis,

    Regarding your comment about Unsolved Mysteries (the TV show), there’s a subreddit named after the show (and may have been inspired by the show) that has been one I read on the regular. The show itself I think returned for a bit, but mostly found on YouTube or podcasts.

    Yeah, that experience of feeling like you’re finished with your family, and set off, only to come back after an hour or two of sitting somewhere. If I had a direct connection to the airport from right near my house, wow I’d be traveling constantly! London has incredible transport though which will be exciting; when I was leaving my friend’s place in the East End, it was a tube line to a different tube line to a train station and then got on a train out to Gatwick. Fairly easy (though not as simple as a single line) and I hope wherever I live will be an easy journey.

    Speaking of London, I was researching about what amenities are given from the public library over there. Over here in Cork there’s a few things: Borrowbox for loans of ebooks/audiobooks/and eMagazines/newspapers, Freegal which is a music streaming service, access to 3d printers, a language learning app, and access to online courses and JSTOR (primarily just Irish Journals). I guess one of my primary goals for this year is to really avail of all of these services, as well as the CDs for my mp3 player, and of course the physical books. I want to also try and be less of a perfectionist, as it tends to be one of the biggest roadblocks mentally for me, as I can be very all or nothing, and struggle with keeping up habits. What else? I guess obviously read and write more, but practicing French and trying to continue my process of making my phone less of a necessity — like moving my music to an mp3 player or deleting social media off it.

    Interesting album, gonna have to listen to it tonight!

  7. Dustin

    Hi Dennis! Been a bit since I’ve been able to keep up with your blog, I took the time to read the latest slave post (something about twinks and apples), I find the idea of a devout christian interacting with these people and trying to “save” them incredibly funny in a dark sort of way. Hope you’ve been well, I haven’t been up to much over the holidays personally.

    I haven’t had much time to dig through the archives, forgive me if this is a topic you already touched upon at some point, but I’m curious if you’ve ever taken a look at the genre of RPG maker games – I feel that you would find such alumni as “Yume Nikki” and “LISA” particularly interesting, both largely being art pieces constructed within the frame of the RPG maker engine.

  8. Florian S. Fauna

    Hey again, thank you again for the shoutout etc to the album, let me know what you think once you give it a listen! I suppose it’s something of a general winter/holiday season album, exploring themes of ghosts, suburban family hell, and coldness as something to interpret via sound. I was in part interested in the whole, forced family gathering parts of Xmas also.

    Hope your health and stuff gets better soon btw!!

  9. darbz (⊙ _ ⊙ )

    This is so cool! As you may or may not remember I am from NC so I like hearing about home-centered bands and ofc there is definitely a good music scene here wherever.
    How interesting I was asking about the next possible works of Jeff Jackson with you some time ago, after I read Mira Corpora, and you mentioned their band was working on something and now its all full circle.
    This sounds like something I’d like, cool post!!!
    Definitely giving ” Swimming lessons” a taste considering the mentioned DnB elements, a eye-grabber of mine. Its fun when you never know where to start with something
    A friend got me a couple Jean Genet books for my birthday actually. It was “The maids and deathwatch, two plays” and then……….(one sec im looking for it) “…ahh the Theif’s journal.” Been doing readings on kemetic texts and mythology aswell as certain vedic based readings. I want to get back into reading some great grotesque non-fiction tho! Or some very perverted film. I need to feel thrilled, I suppose, by something, possibly infamous
    Maybe italian or french….perhaps.
    How has your sickness been? Hopefully subsided…a bit? I tried these falafel nuggets which have sadly taken place of the falafel balls at the local international market, nonetheless, they are delicious.
    Hmmm,

  10. Steve

    @Jeff and Julian – are you doing any touring behind the new album?

    Netflix has been running a new version of “Unsolved Mysteries” for the last few years, but it’s not the same without Robert Stack and his trench coat.

    Does your back feel any more comfortable today?

    I’ve become far more enthusiastic about writing music in the last month. (In general, I’ve been feeling far livelier; looking back, I can see that I was seriously depressed for a very long stretch.) The next song is gonna sample the synth loop of EsDeeKid’s “45 Raws.”

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