‘tell me what you want and i will tell you if you’re crazy’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of March 2017

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Cashstudent, 20
Köln

Student of $ here, for $ fun, the more $ the less fun it has to be for me, with gentlemen.
I’m not a proffesional.
I’m not cultured and intelligent.
I’m not for everyone.
I am 100,000,000% bottom.
(_._) (_o_) (_O_)

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users between 36 and 99
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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AirBednBoy, 22
Malate

I’m a sort of un usual full gay bottom escort some would say I like fucked and poppers and to please a good cock but behind the secret of me what no one knows yet is that I want something normal bottoms would not want and it is not to be fucked that is not what I want but if you want to know what that need is feel free to sent me a message and ask i will tell n pvt

Guestbook of AirBednBoy

Anonymous – March 9, 2017
Psssst, it involves chess pieces.

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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hetero2blow, 19
Mexico City

I’m straight, but I love getting blown by men while I’m driving my car. Do you want to suck my cock while I drive around, humor free, then get something from your wallet?

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age Users between 18 and 70
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Disputive, 19
Warsaw

You know who I am.
I offer my tight and virgin ass (I’ve always been top).
You can taste it too if you pay well.
It has been tasted before.
You can also buy my underwear.

Guestbook of Disputive

societygay – March 1, 2017
I recommend the underwear.

Dicksize No entry, Uncut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Lamb, 19
Katowice

I am witch.
I am 17 fucking years old.
I WILL MAKE YOU ADDICTED TO ME, I WILL WASHING YOUR BRAINS TOTALLY.
I do this at home. I do not want to meet anyone outside the house and I only do this in the house.
Do not confuse me with your lover, or with your husband or your boy friend, ,,,,,
I am not one of them.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 30 Dollars
Rate night 75 Dollars

 

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park, 22
Vienna

Let’s walk down to the park!

Finding my perfect partner wherever I go!

CLIENT IS A KING, KING NEVER BARGAIN!

I am a Arab, everyone has fantasies about Arabs!

Remember I don’t kiss!

Everyone love my arms, I don’t know why!

Please no yung guys!

Guestbook of park

Anonymous – Mar 2nd, 2017
your arms are beyond Godly !!!

Anonymous – Feb 27th, 2017
i had peerfect time with your superior arms and other parts

Anonymous – Feb 24th, 2017
beautiful arms, your arms where incredible! keep up good work xo

sam190 – Feb 11th, 2017
he allowed me to first lick and sniff his arms, then he showed me different vids of him fucking girls, then i fucked him!

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age Users between 50 and 65
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Pregnant Twink, 23
Chattanooga

Male Pregnancy or Mpreg is a fantasy role-play fetish, fantasizing that men can be impregnated, carry a child or multiple to tern, and give birth. It involves one partner wearing a fake pregnant belly outfit and actively role-playing being pregnant in any situation (For the purposes of escorting, I fill this role, I’m naturally submissive) and the other partner being the one that knocked him up. The possibilities of what we can do for our hour or more together vary widely, and the belly does not get in the way of having sex or foreplay. If I’ve sparked your interest, or made you stop & think “why do I think this is so fucking hot” then you should hire me 🙂

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Bottom
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night 500 Dollars

 

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STYLIN_PLAYER, 19
Barcelona

I MAKE A GOOD DESCONTRACTURING. THE ONLY PERSON WHO DOES THIS IN BARCELONA. I HAVE BEEN TESTED FROM SPAIN, CATALONIA, FRANCE, GERMANY, SWITZERLAND, AUSTRIA, AUSTRALIA, DENMARK, SWEDEN, ITALY, PORTUGAL, USA. ALSO MY ASS IS PRETTY LOOSE IF YOU WANT TO PENETRATE IT. ALSO I’M A GIANT (6’7″). ALSO I WANT TO HAVE FUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 400 Euros

 

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Johnnie, 19
London

Well hello to you too!
Name’s Johnnie. Just as it says on my profile. Coincidence? Conspiracy? I shan’t tell you. Muahaha.

As you can see, my profile doesn’t have offers for free unicorns every appointment (though I do provide Phoenix’s hatchlings for only £24.99. Grab quick, they tend to set my pen ablaze a lot. Also, sounded like a sexual innuendo. Win-win?)

Instead, I’m relying on good ol’ charm to seduce you. And wit, so I don’t seem like a total twit. Rhyme, too, apparently. huh.

I don’t claim I can fondle you whilst juggling babies and dolphin-riding. Not saying I can’t, but babies aren’t for juggling.

If you’ve enjoyed what I’ve written so far, then huzzah! AND, if you also find the photos of me alluring, then hell, we are a match made in meeting and relationship heaven. (Get it? Hell and Heaven? Yin-Yang? I’ll stop.)

Sooo… See you soon?
Your *not-so* Secret Admirer,
Johnnie

Guestbook of Johnnie

Johnnie – March 4, 2017
Wow. I don’t remember ever feeling such a strong blush come over me as I do now, after reading your praise of me. I will try to restrain my giddiness and cordially say – Thank You. I hope to see more of you, Jack, and am tremendously happy I left you satisfied. Huzzah!

Jack – March 3, 2017
Johnnie doesn’t like to pretend that he is somebody else than himself. He is a cute, exuberant young boy with a hot ass who likes to party with people who don’t use their “feelings” during sex and to crack jokes while giving and taking a lot of sperm.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Pounds
Rate night 1500 Pounds

 

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666SpecialCase666, 20
Rome

I’m looking for someone that’s generous with money and is seriously into praising Satan during evil, nasty minded sex OR someone who’ll pay to perv with me as we worship penis and butt for Satan. You must be able to verbally hail Satan as your lord and master. Do it.

SERIOUS WEALTHY SATANISTS ONLY – if you have no experience in praising our dark lord Satan, please do not hire.

IF YOU ARE VERY FAMOUS A CELEBRITY STATUS CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENT IS AVAILABLE.

Blasphemy is absolutely essential too.
Hail \m/

Guestbook of 666SpecialCase666

theBEAST – March 10, 2017
666SpecialCase666 now owned by its God the BEAST.
it is not allowed to talk with others.
I am it’s God.
it shall live in wanting.
God forces it prostrate under My booted feet:
God flays it’s soul.
Yea as it offers itself on My Alter of torment, it fears.
For I am before it.
My Rod and Staff bring torment to it.
God prepairest the table of agony, in excess of all of it’s limits.
Surely pain and torment will be inflicted on it all the days of it’s life.

AVE SATANIS

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 80 Euros
Rate night 400 Euros

 

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Simon, 21
Köln

Hi sell only private porn videos of me and my friend

I *
21
185
85
18×5
* i am an TV actor, worked in many shows

My friend *
19
180
71
16X4
* he had sex with many actors, some very famous

The following films are offered:

7min movie + 9 min movie = 15 € just kissing
10 min Movie 10 € – kissing &pissing
23min Movie 20 € – Sex with cumshot
23 min Movie 20 € – more sex with cumshot
27 min Movie 25 € – Sex with fuck &cumshot

All films together = 60 €

Guestbook of Simon

BOY20 – Feb 27, 2017
Willing to pay to smell your fart

Dicksize L, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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mmmmmyummmm, 21
Brooklyn

I. gotta. famous. anus.

Mixing. it. with. business.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Fetish Leather, Jeans, Drag
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night 800 Dollars

 

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born_slippy, 19
Paderborn

I love prostituting as an escape for everything nonsexual in my head. My normal life is so conservative but the sex I’m into is so hot that I know I’d never get it if there weren’t horny, twink-craving guys like you.

If I could be naked all the time in real life I would be. I love being naked. I’m well hung with a cute ass and hopefully you’ll enjoy having me remain naked in your company too.

I love being craved and driving horny men bonkers. If we are going to do this you’ll need an ‘I don’t care, I just want young flesh’ kind of attitude. It doesn’t work for me when guys are being polite. If you are, I’ll revert to being boring and conservative. It’s automatic.

I am very good at acting like I love whatever you do, very realistically. I like to moan, beg, praise your technique, do that ‘no, no, yes, yes’ talk in a high, girl voice because it puts me in a role away from being my boring self.

Just remember I am straight laced and I need to leave our date the way the way I came in so don’t give me hickeys if you can help it.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing No
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age Users between 18 and 48
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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HOTlegs, 18
Pohjois-Karjala

I am teen slut.
I’m like a girl in bed. I wear sexy slutty outfits.
I prefer to don’t use dick in sex at all.
I prefer to be treaten like a girl.
I only fuck with handsome guys.
When I say handsome, it means handsome.
I’m also pretty proudly an intellectual.

Dicksize No entry, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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MrMoon, 20
Berlin

even though i dont sexually enjoy old men i crave them for some reason.
i like an old man with a lot of plans. if no plans i am hung, i like to fuck your mouth. hopefully also piss.

ummm i have castration fantasies, not immediately but soon, a month possibly, plus i want big bucks to be translated, but only when my butt is finally pregnant.
pointing that out may seem strange, but i do not think it’s disgusting. i’m not here for a psychiatric appointment.

tell me what you want and i will tell you if you’re crazy.
nothing thats going to get me thrown in jail.

Guestbook of MrMoon

BenutzMichMal – March 4, 2017
Ohhh, what I read here??
…
…
hopefully also piss
…

Hopefully also piss??? Oh yea! I Need your Piss 🙂 – on my boddy, in my face, in my mouth 🙂

Please come to Hamburg!!!!

fukiboysss – Feb 27, 2017
You are caind just one thing you wll bi a engel ????????????

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 120 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros

 

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KeepItBalanced, 22
Vienna

Hey guys. I am Student and I need money so I have decided to fuck guys!

I’m just looking for short fucks at your place or potentially in a car.

I’m new to this, so forgive me if I don’t know how to work certain of my features.

Guestbook of KeepIt Balanced

kwqyn – March 11, 2017
Dont hire this guy
Don’t know what he is doing
Fake pictures
Fat and ugly
Don’t shower

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age Users between 18 and 35
Rate hour 50 Euros
Rate night 100 Euros

 

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BohemianFawn, 24
Abu Dhabi

No agenda.

I like sex where afterwards I think “Oh my God, what have I done?”

wrong:
hi fuck?
=> you WONT get an answer

good:
hi i want to book you from .. .. till .. .. how much is it?

Best if you start the night on your knees and crawl over to me. I want all the people make crazy with my nice body and face.

Write me. I have a car, so I can come everyway.

My business is my pleasure.

It’s my density!

Guestbook of BohemianFawn

BohemianFawn – March 5, 2017
*destiny not density

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking More top
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 250 Dollars
Rate night 800 Dollars

 

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broke&elite4richpig, 20
Paris

Bonsoir. If we’ve met before there is a good chance we don’t keep in touch for a reason.

I’m looking for something more permanent. Tired of short time fucks and people just experimenting with boys one fourth their age.

You would need to show me how. Seriousness has always interested me but I’ve only been a fuck toy so I’m not sure where to start.

Guestbook of broke&elite4richpig

broke&elite4richpig – March 1, 2017
Warmer.

vidmuk27 – March 1, 2017
ok you wur born a girl but you idintifie as a boy

broke&elite4richpig – March 1, 2017
Nope.

vidmuk27 – March 1, 2017
yeh you are

broke&elite4richpig – March 1, 2017
No, I’m not.

vidmuk27 – March 1, 2017
your a girl

Dicksize No entry, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users between 29 and 55
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 800 Euros

 

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LordAlucard, 21
Antwerp

I am Lord Alucard, I serve on behalf of the Hellsing Organization under Sir Integra Fairbrook. I am 500+ yrs old and the last couple of clients who tried to stiff me wound up dead. One day I shall have my freedom and then nobody will be able to stop me from ruling the night. I’m a Fuck Mothering Vampire Whore and I have fucked a lot of people to get that title I deserve to be called such, so if you wish to hire me then please proceed and if not you have PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF, thank you and have a very unpleasant day. :[ HAHAHAHAHAHA #bitchslovecannons #fuckmotheringvampire #yourgoingtodie #longlivetheking #twilightsuckundeadcock #thecrimsonfucker

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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JeunePetiteMerde, 19
Villefranche-sur-Saône

Young novice American transplant teen looks to try to make me a little penny to side. I’m not taken of my head, I jack off ten times a day. I do not know what to do, and I do not know what to do with it.

I try to become more than a boyfriend for other real males, but to be instead the garage to cock, even if that has to be by any way (even if I am against).

Whether it is for daddies, mature men, grandpa, bears, chubbies, other weirdos, or even guys severe, violent, without scruples. I want everyone to cum in my mouth. I want it filmed and I want a copy.

I have a very difficult character, rebel, angry, hate everything, thus not simple to manage. Men will need to have a gun or knife and flash it (if that does not frighten you).

I only play with big cocks so don’t contact me if you are below 16cm. In the evening I can receive in the cellar of my building if you are interested in that kind of trip.

Dicksize No entry, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Passive
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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DerBottom, 19
London

SELLING ***EXACTLY*** THE FOLLOWING (IN LONDON):

Anything To Do With Compressed Air Being Pumped Into Me Anally.

I’m at least 97% sane.

PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR CREDIT CARDS ARE REASONABLY UP TO DATE.

Guestbook of DerBottom

Anonymous – March 4, 2017
U masculine bro?

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position No entry
Kissing Consent
Fucking No
Oral No
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Pounds
Rate night 500 Pounds

 

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MAN-VERYSTRONG, 23
London

MAN VERY VERY STRONG. FOR ONE. WEEK IN LONDON.

So guess what… I need cash…. And I’m gay. So I know what I’m talking about.

Better looking and more chilled in person!

A little promiscuous but aye ?

Guestbook of MAN-VERYSTRONG

Anonymous – Feb 21, 2017
MAN-VERYSTRONG neglects to mention that she’s a bent wristed, gay faggot swish the likes of which I haven’t seen since the 1960s, so I’ll mention it.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Pounds
Rate night 1000 Pounds

 

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you’ve_seen_worse, 18
Phoenix

Hi I’m a Asian boy in Phoenix Arizona who has a big fetish and love for White men and always willing to give All White men My Body to use as there sexual pleasure. I Truly truly truly truly Love white Men. I would love to be able to someday find a Anglo man to have me as their voleenter Full time boyfriend. I’m currently always enjoy white men in the Phoenix area from ages 18 to 100+.

Guestbook of you’ve_seen_worse

rjaykim – March 3, 2017
You deserve the world, and he knows he can’t give that to you. So he gives you the next best thing: his ass.

Bearded-Lover – March 1, 2017
This boy would be very good for racists which I am not. In bed it felt like I was white meat on his plate and he was “yellow” meat on mine. Still he loves to suck a lot and take the sperm in his mouth and swallow mmm good times.

Loveyourass – Feb 28, 2017
MY REVIEW OF YOU’VE_SEEN_WORSE
Seems cute but he’s Asian so who knows

Seems to love the taste of cum in his mouth and the “taste” of cum in his ass

Seems his ass was mine to do whatever I wanted to it, eat it, fuck it, abuse it, hurt it, completely up to me

Doesn’t seem to care about age or looks (I’m ugly) as long as you’re white and give his ass a huge seeing too

Dicksize S, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Nils, 23
Padova

It is important to me that we get along during the sex.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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ForeshadowerOfTruth, 20
Baltimore

I write darker poetry to express my feelings as I don’t like expressing them any other way so don’t expect me to express them during sex because I can’t.

I also like psychology because people who want to fuck me are interesting in the way that they are mentally.

I like darker things because they are all that I have ever known. “Chasing behind you the masked men will find you to drain you of all your colors.”

I won’t have sex with Nationalists, boring people, bigots, hunters, bullies, people who eat meat, people who use Windows Phone, people into subsitence farming, Bono, Chad Kroeger, and people who get super annoyed when you use your mobile at the theater.

Please no one older than 24 talk to me.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking More top
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 80 Dollars
Rate night 350 Dollars

 

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Loverboy, 18
Linz

i am shy, passive, smiley, a type, considered stunning. willing to do anything as what satisfies you, even talking together afterwards which is not my favorite thing at all.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking No entry
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 1000 Dollars
Rate night 1500 Dollars

 

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YoungDutchStudent, 21
Antwerp

Hi,

I am a student in the Netherlands and i have to go to the university of Antwerpen to write a part of my thesis.

I will be in Antwerpen from friday 3 march until wednesday 8 march.

However i am still looking for a place 2 stay during my research in Antwerpen.

Therefore i am looking for a man or men in Antwerpen that can host me from vrijday 3 march until wednesday 8 march. In return i will be serving as your sex toy! I can’t afford the hotels and i don’t like student hostels with big sleeping dorms.

So my body in return for a place to sleep. You only must respect the fact that i’ll have to study, which means i cannot he fucked 24h. I’ll have to study from 10.00 until 19.00, after that i am fuckable.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active / passive
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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thenazzzzzz, 22
Zurich

I am a photographer.

I can photograph you in your evenings, days, vacations.

I CAN PUNCH YOU.

Other than that, I play piano.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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organizerboy4u, 18
Rotterdam

I offer limited service with discounted price which are only Making Love or being FF.
18-year-old pretty Russian with a gentle sensitive skin, lots of fun for a man held.
I access from Rotterdam.
I found out cheeper access to various cities as day trip or overnight trip.

-Transport-
Amsterdam 14euro~ (Daily 2-3 trips. At least 3hours before contract confirming required)
Antwerp 15euro~ (Daily 4-5 trips. At least 4hours before contract confirming required)
Brussels 20euro~ (Daily 4 trips. At least 5hours contract confirming required)
Dusseldolf 30euro~ (Daily 1 trip. Overnight request & Contract confirming till 13:30 required)
Ghent 18euro~ (Daily 1 trip. one day before contract confirming required)
Lille 25Euro~ (Daily 4 trips. At least 5hours before contract confirming required)
Copenhagen 78Euro~
(THU,FRI,SAT,SUN,MON.Few hours or overnight requests.one day before contract confirming required)
Paris 50Euro~
(Daily 1-3 trips.Few hours or overnight requests.one day before contract confirming required)

-CASH-
LEAVE EXACT AMOUNT ON TABLE WHICH I CAN LOOK.
SECURITY REASON,I DON’T COMMUNICATE ABOUT DONATION.

-BANK TRANSFER-
BOOKING WILL BE CONFIRMED WITH SCREEN SHOT OF BANK TRANSFER.
THERE’S POSSIBILITY MEETING POSTPONE IF SCREEN SHOT DOESN’T PROVIDE
ACCOUNT 【JN HOSPITALITY ENTERTAINMENT】
IBAN　　　【NL55 KNAB 0255 3407 45】

— Rules —
Share life with me.
Don’t hire me if you don’t eat ass.

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting Passive
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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2blovedbyu, 18
Nijmegen

I may allow some men the honor of renting Me soon. If you wish to rent Me you may message Me. If you want to message Me, do so on your knees. Message and beg Me to let you pay Me for allowing you this honour.

I’ve had some requests to anally penetrate me. Yes is the answer so I don’t have to keep replying.

I dont like the angry sad and jealous people.

It seems a lot of losers want to eat their dinner from the floor after I’ve walked all over it in my shoes, then lick the remains from my shoe soles. Yes that is something I do.

I AM ALSO IN TO BOYFRIEND Experience or something like that, I don’t know.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Bottom
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros

 

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DirtyBirdy, 19
Basel

Hi.. Young sleazy bug chasing boy looking for raw bareback sexdates! It never, ever stops, no matter how full to bursting point my sloppy cunt is with night after night of anonymous raw juice. I LOVE smelling a bare cock after it has seeded my eager hole, catching the leftover drips with my tongue and licking the taste of my inner ass off it. I have chems – you can use my chems for free.

I may be NASTY but i’m NICE. I’m very proud of doing this work and my career evolution until now. It’s not that I can speak about a career in the real sense of the word, like professionals do, but I think I still have plenty of time for that. I’m young and right now I earn enough doing this to live decently.

BUT PLEASE – IM NOT INTO BISEXUAL GUYS. RESPECT THAT!

Guestbook of DirtyBirdy

DirtyBirdy – Feb 10, 2017
where is my Dad?

DirtyBirdy – Jan 17, 2017
I’m back sorry I was gone. I got very sick. Unfortunately I cannot do outcall at this time. Locked down in my own bed at the moment. But nothing is forever.

WolkenRose – Jul 3rd, 2016
I could say here may worlds but the most important is that such long time Im waiting to find somebody that make fell free without prejudice and see that our sexuell life dosent to have be exactly whats is write in the books or just repeat what this bunch of sex Filmes in this moment try to make influence and what should made or done, sex dosent rolle if Boths parts are able just to get this moment and be happy with the present that God just send to us in this moment, and that was, DirtyBirdy was a gift from God to my self and I have an amazing time fulling him of my seeds, I thank you very much for that. Advice didnt think twice when you stuck it in his hole, close your eyes and just dump.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Sneakers & Socks
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 300 Euros

 

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hey-hey-hey-hey, 20
Concord

House-boy for reduced room rent.

Any location.

Look at me.

More about me later.

I have to sign off for now.

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position More top
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No
Fetish Leather
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200000 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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Failure, 22
Goldsboro

Hopefully this would be the last time I open an account ..

Young fella here. Ideally I would find a full time sugar daddy from here who is charismatic , passionate , genuine and (of course) generous.

I am currently living with my divorced aunt right here in Goldsboro who owns a store of which I help to manage in her absence …My parents are deceased and the only family I have left is my aunt and an elder sister who is happily married.. That’s pretty much everything about me I don’t have a lot going on with my life.

Please Note: It is very important you know that I study people a lot and know what to expect so it’s better you do not message me if you have bad intentions …

I hereby do not give permission for anyone who becomes my sugar daddy to share me with his friends or whoever. If you do that, you better find a lawyer.

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Steevee, Hey. I envied your blizzard, unsurprisingly. How did you like the Serra film? I liked it a lot. I was surprised by how much I liked it. Cool coincidence on the post’s timing re: your reading. I don’t really care about Rohmer’s politics. ‘The Green Ray’ is one of my top favorite Rohmers. I quite like ‘The Lady and the Duke’. I guess I didn’t find looking for its behind-the-scenes politics interesting enough? ** David Ehrenstein, Hi, David. Great thoughts about Rohmer, thank you! I love ‘La Collectionneuse’. That film doesn’t get noted and discussed so much these days, but, yeah, it’s gorgeous. ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! Yeah, leaving this area or losing it as home base and walking realm is a lot of the problem for me. But stiff upper lip and and all of that. I’ll make my mind create persuasive vibes to ride along with your submission today just in case. Let me know what happens, and, of course, don’t let yourself become easily discouraged if the place is short-sighted. We created the character (Tim) wanting it/him to have a particular kind of gravity and presence and calmness and and an odd slyness and stuff. Like I said, we wrote it for a particular guy who can’t do it. The actor we’re considering doesn’t inherently have all of those qualities, so when we try him again, probably tomorrow, this time along with the guy playing the main character with whom Tim has a special bond in the film, the question is whether we can get him to find the qualities we want or whether we can alter Tim’s character slightly in a way that suits the actor and will work. With all of the other performers we’ve cast, they were just naturally like the characters we chose them for, and with them it’s just a matter of fine-tuning who they are already. Our goal was to find the whole cast that way, but, in Tim’s case, it looks like we will need to construct the character in a more artificial way, and that’s a problem. But we may have no choice. I know the name Jason Mraz, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard his stuff. I’ll go investigate. Was the show awesome? The preparations for the move started okay. It gets serious today. The fun part of yesterday was we went to this piñata store/factory where we’ll be having custom pinatas made for the film. One of the characters — Tim, in fact — collects pinatas, and that plays a important part in the film. We need about 6 custom-designed pinatas and then about 20 regular (but interesting) ones. So we started that process. That was cool. Have a most splendid day, and please let me know about its splendors or non-splendors. ** Jamie, Hi, Jamie. I’m good, a little crazed and stressed until the apartment move is over, but good. How great that you like Rohmer so much! He’s in my small group of very favorite directors, for sure. When John Waters picked ‘LCTG’ for his top ten films of 2016 and said it was ‘Rohmer-like’, you can imagine how my chest puffed up. ‘A Tale of Autumn’ is wonderful, yeah. My faves … are probably ‘The Green Ray’, ‘Claire’s Knee’, ‘Marquise of O’, ‘Pauline at the Beach’, and ‘Perceval le Galois’. Most Rohmer-ites I know don’t like ‘Perceval’, but I think it’s singular and amazing. Oh, right, I liked ‘Starship Troopers’. ‘Total Recall’, yeah. I think the problem for me is there’s this contingent of people/critics who think he’s a genius and a great artist with this mastery of semiotics and so on, and they talk about ‘Starship Troopers’, say, like it’s Godard or Tati or something, and I just absolutely do not buy it. Moving prep totally sucks, no surprise, but, you know, that’s just me being whiny. Over money, right, yeah, no contract (?!) although I work without contracts all the time too, but I’m happy to hear the tunnel’s end might be flooded with light. Fingers strangled. Other than packing, it was just film stuff and a fun trip to a piñata store (see: my walk to Dora). Today is a long film meeting and a ton of packing. Should be … not great. Have an awesome 24! Burnt but well-meant love, Dennis. ** Frank Jaffe, Hi, Frank! Yeah, Local Films has been awesome to work with so far. It’s cool, we’re happy. I don’t know the Bayonetta games, but I will correct that post-haste. I don’t know ‘My Life as a Zucchini’ either. Huh. Ditto. Later, gator. ** Bernard, Hi, B. Lovely thoughts on Rohmer and his surroundings. I do remember your ‘Robocop’ love. And your non-love of ‘Blade Runner’. Thank you so kindly about my stairs thing. Wow, cool. And for the response. I’m down. ** S., Fashion Week in the Marais is when it’s at one if its funnest. Pepe le Pew, ha ha, awesome. Man, the French really, really don’t like Pepe le Pew. Even my smart friends get angry and defensive when I mention him/it. Thanks, buddy boy! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. I would say either ‘The Green Ray’ or maybe ‘Claire’s Knee’ would be a good starter? ** Misanthrope, Hi. The second ‘LCTG’ scene is tough for the best of ears. Deliberately so. Although I do think people in other countries who watch the film with subtitles probably hve a better and clearer time with that scene. Thank you, George. ** Chris dankland, Hi, Chris! Oh, cool, I’m glad you watched and liked ‘Pauline’. Yeah, I like that film a lot. ‘Perceval’ is a big fave film of mine. It’s defnitely not perfect, and things about it don’t work so well, but it’s such an amazing thing, with the indoors/ constructed world and the slowness wth which it’s used, and I do highly recommend watching it. My living place tends to be a combo, kind of minimalist but pretty messy. My only writing right now is film script revision and stuff on the opera and TV series. I haven’t touched my part-finished novel in ages. I am beginning to feel like I really want to go back to it. I haven’t been so interested in finishing it in a long time. So that’s good. And your writing, sir? Love, me. ** Okay. Escorts, middle of the month, the usual driill. See you tomorrow.