The blog of author Dennis Cooper

Pareidolia Day *

* (Halloween countdown post #3/restored)
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This vaguely resembles a kid sitting with his/her legs up in the chair. The “body” seems to fade up dramatically. If you frame-by-frame it, though, it looks like the body fades up twice, and both times when the flashlight point is at a particular angle to the chair. I think it’s a reflection of some kind from the chair. The back of the chair is contoured, and the body seems to match the contours.

 

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The original photo is from a cellphone camera, so the resolution is low and the image is compressed (322×242 pixels, 22KB). It was taken by the girl, holding the camera out at arm’s length, and includes her and her friend. There was no one else in the photograph and we have no cause to believe the photo was faked. Our guess is that it’s the back of the headscarf that forms the main part of the face, with the ends of the girl’s hair coming across at the bottom to form what looks like the mouth and small bearded chin. There is daylight between the girl’s fingers and the point of the chin. Also, and more important, is the small amount of daylight showing between the girl and boy’s foreheads. This is right where you would expect the top of the head of the anomalous presence to be, blocking out that daylight.


 

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Psychotria elata is a tropical plant that produces the psychedelic chemical DMT. The plant is also called Hooker’s Lips.

 

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As reported by The Toronto Star, Canadian doctors were shocked when they looked at an ultrasound image of a testicular tumor. “It was very ghoulish, like a man screaming in pain,” Doctor Naji Touma, who works at Queen’s University in Kingston, Ont., told The Star about the picture taken in 2009. Dr. Touma and Greg Roberts wrote in their paper submitted to the journal Urology that they saw a “…man’s face staring up out of the image, his mouth agape as if the face seen on the ultrasound scan itself.”

 

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Hi, I’m a boxing enthusiast. I was browsing youtube and found a video of the famous fight between George Foreman and Muhammad Ali, “Rumble in the jungle”. Well, at a point in the video (5:45~46 to be exact) a bizarre figure appeared in the background. I was curious, it’s certainly some problem that appeared due to the dozens of edits the image must have passed through… the eyes are even shining… or is it indeed some sort of hoax? Does anyone have an explanation?”

 

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Many people see a man holding a big head that some say is an image of Jesus left on the film in the camera. But look closely. The man’s forehead is a white bonnet on a baby. The eye of the man is the baby’s face. The nose is an arm and the cheek is the baby’s gown. The man is holding a baby and there is no reason to think that it is the baby Jesus.

 

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A project from Phil McCarthy called Pareidoloop combines random-polygon-generation software and facial-recognition software. McCarthy’s program builds its own series of randomly generated faces. Out of layers upon layers of mish-mashed shapes, the software “recognizes” the faces, and the fine tunes them into human likenesses.


 

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A floor tile said to feature an image of Jesus Christ on its surface has seen visitors flock to an American airport. The apparition in Terminal 3 of the busy transport hub in Phoenix, Arizona, has disciples returning regularly to marvel at its resemblance to the son of God. Unemployed dental hygienist Becky Martin — who has been to visit the site every day for the last TWO WEEKS — told Phoenix New Times: “It’s definitely Our Lord Jesus Christ. “He appears to us from time to time in ordinary places, to remind us that He is here with us always, being our spiritual guide.”

 

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This was from an old newspaper clipping from the 1980s concerning a fatal car accident that killed a woman. In the photo, there apears to be a ghostly head in the wreck ….


 

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Bread

 

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Clouds

 

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A cinnamon bun resembles Mother Teresa, who was canonized a saint. It was kept on display for 10 years, but got stolen on Christmas day in 2007.

 

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The Old Adelaide Gaol has a long tunnel leading to another building and it was within this tunnel that one of our team members took a photograph. When a certain area was enhanced, we found that there seemed to be a figure slumped there, which we hadn’t seen at the time. For a while we accepted that this was just a ‘great’ photo… that is until recently we took a closer look.



 

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I’ve had my trail cam set up at a spot where I’m counting butterflies for the past couple weeks. There are typically about 2000 photos on the camera in any given week. The majority are images of grass swaying in the breeze. I go through them all looking for hits that are more substantial. Among the photos this week was this one. Is that the figure of a little man in a hat there on the fringe of the meadow? If I selectively “mow down” the elements common to both photographs, leaving only the stuff that’s different… The image in the photo is a dragonfly and much closer to the camera than I thought.



 

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The conflict between Israel and Palestine is responsible for countless civilian deaths on both sides. No wonder, then, that many Palestinian and Israeli artists feel the need to discuss the ongoing conflict and showcase its disastrous consequences through art. These Palestinian artists draw symbolic, inspiring and thought-provoking images that they see in smoke rising from rocket strike sites.

 

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The Mars rovers have taken thousands of photos of the Mars surface, each one presenting a veritable feast of science and discovery. But, there’s also evidence of alien technology and, possibly, artiness. This photo snapped by rover Opportunity in 2008 of a rocky outcrop at Victoria Crater appears to have a Martian sculpture of some kind of pharaoh (exhibit A) and a spaceship component half buried in the sand (exhibit B). Sadly, both are just angular rock shapes.

 

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A Grilled cheese sandwich, which bears the image of Jesus


 

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It’s clear to see from the animation that there ARE structures on the moon and apparently they are there in large numbers with many of them grouped very close together. Many of the objects that appear as craters are not craters at all but would seem to be large entrances to a space underground. In fact, if you look at one of the two large openings a structure can be seen over one of these openings. Also, take note of the large building and tall tower in the lower left of the image. There is also evidence showing to suggest that the inhabitants produce their air artificially as pipes or ducts connected to structures can be seen in the view.


 

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In this case is it really pareidolia or has Hans Solo been found on Mercury?


 

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You do see that girl in white looking through the door, don’t you? That’s very clear. And it wouldn’t be scary to anyone if it weren’t for the fact that that photo was taken while that building, which was the Wem Town Hall in Shropshire, England, burned to the ground on November 19, 1995. Nobody saw the girl there, including the photographer, and no one could be there during the fire. The negative was examined by Dr. Vernon Harrison, former president of the Royal Photographic Society, who found no evidence of tampering. If the photo isn’t a hoax, then the two most common explanations for it must be ghost or… pareidolia. Occam’s razor favors the pareidolia idea. Note how her “head” is closely related with the railing, and an horizontal line near her “waist” actually passes in front of the door.



 

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Satan in a bathroom tile

 

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Greg Orme discovered a face in the Libya Montes region of Mars which is called the “crown face,” “crowned face,” or “King face,” and sometimes, “Queen face.”

 

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More Jesuses

 

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This was a real event with a face appearing in the clouds above our house after a tornado hit Lisbon, Ohio. It looks like the north wind blowing the storm away from us south to north direction.

 

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I received this photo from Carlos Santos, from Ponta Delgada, Azores, Portugal. “I took this picture of a house near mine, I was just experimenting, but later found the face you can see when zooming in… and I can’t find a valid explanation”, Santos wrote me. He sent the original file, and besides being a fascinating and slightly spooky image, it shows no evidence of tampering I could find. Perhaps it’s the expression, perhaps it’s because it’s in black and white, or because it does not show a complete face, but it looks eerily similar to Joseph Carey Merrick, also known as the Elephant Man as portrayed in the movies. Though the face looks very detailed, we suggest nevertheless it’s merely pareidolia. Apparently there’s a patch of exposed concrete inside the room, and due to various factors including the light from the flash, that face must have appeared. I asked Santos if he had other pictures of the same place but from slightly different angles, and he kindly sent me another photo, “taken five minutes after the first”.



 

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The chair the Queen is sitting on in this portrait is not the ‘King Edward’s’ chair (also known as the St Edward’s or Coronation Chair) that was used in the official Coronation ceremony in Westminster Abbey. So far I haven’t been able to find any reference to the particular chair featured in these Beaton photos to see what it normally looks like. It would be interesting to find out if there really is a painting on the inside back of this chair of whether it is one of Beaton’s ‘backdrops’ inserted into the portrait, but either way the point is largely moot since it is how the image has been consciously designed to appear in a symbolic sense that it is the real issue. Behind and to the left of the Queen – the pattern is repeated. Is the figure depicted on the seat – on the throne and the real hidden power behind the monarchy – some kind of Franciscan monk??? He seems to be looking in the direction of the Queen, with the left side of his austere, angular face in profile. Now consider the second of Beaton’s Coronation portraits from the same sitting and study the appearance of the ‘monk’ on the seat in this version… I’ve looked at the two images six ways to Sunday now and can only come to one conclusion.





 



 

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Remember the 1967 NASA image referred to as “The Shard”? A strange and very large tower type figure that appeared in one still image captured by Lunar Orbiter III (I think). Well, this thing spotted by Jasenko could be eerily similar. An irregularly shaped dark spot he noticed on Google Moon looks like it could be a cast shadow from a massive standing object, or figure. At first I thought maybe it was something drawn into the picture but after going to G. Moon, whatever it is or isn’t.. uh, is there. You get the idea. Go check it out and of course decide for yourself. Debunk it, shred it, figure it out.


 

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A giant cloud monster was spotted floating in the sky above Chile on Wednesday following the Calbuco volcano eruptions. For obvious reasons, the strange man-like formation has creeped out religious fanatics who believe the giant is a actually sign from the gods.

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Dominik, Hi!!! I didn’t (find said cookies) but only because I decided to wait and go to an actually good store rather than grab a bag at my local mini-mart. Apparently the virus thing is still there, but it’s relatively harmless and hard to kill, but I’ll swat it somehow. I would say the postal service is completely awful about 1/3 of the time and okay at best the rest of the time. Fuck knows why. It’s a pretty sophisticated country, all in all. Thank you, love, because, in fact, my Lana knowledge is minimal enough that I did not know she has a song called ‘Heroin’, but I bet I can guess exactly what it sounds like. Love’s penis caged and shrunk down permanently to the size of a tiny dot unable to fuck anything or even be masturbated, poor thing, G. ** Misanthrope, Hi. Thanks about my brother. He’s smashed up but slowly mending. Um, if you think dating a Jenner is sitting at the cool kids’ table, you really need to get to know some new kids. Terrible about your co-worker’s situation. Yeah, devastating stuff. For sure. Did your friend’s daughter win? What did she win, if she won? My weekend was a bit of alright, thanks. ** Bill, Ha ha, yes, re: the virgin. Okay, the good old media exaggerating everything again. One does sometimes miss the po face and tight reportage of Walter Cronkite and his lot. I wish I could solve your blog viewing problem from here, but I tried back when lots of people were having that issue, and nothing made any difference. Very strange. I’m sorry. ** _Black_Acrylic, Ah, like me, you have a very dark sense of humor, sir. Whew. ‘Taste of Cherry’ is a lovely add, I think. You good? ** Steve Erickson, They really need to start building that retainer wall and high tech drainage system for NYC post-haste. ‘Cos I suspect that was a little dribble from the future. Oh, uh, hm, nothing else at the Halloween store that we could use in our film. For personal usage, oh, sure. I’m easy. I’ll read the Keith Kahn-Harris piece, thanks. I think David Byrne was a million times more interesting when he was just a nerve-wracked, spazzy wimp. ** Darbiiiiiiiiiiiii, I like all the ‘i’s’. I think I’m kind of non-talkative in person too, or at least less talkative than people who only know from here expect. When I was in high school I had the nickname The Singing Cowboy for a while, I can’t remember why. I know it came from the title of a song by the band Love. I did sing in a band then, but I wasn’t a cowboy, for sure. That Spirit store was in Ventura, California. Pasta is a big plus. I’m eating some tonight in fact. Probably Cappellini with mushroom sauce. I haven’t read that book ‘The Fallen Boys’, no. So I don’t if it will destroy you, but I’m guessing it won’t? It’s a rare book that has the power to destroy its readers. But I’ll try to find it and see what it is. Oh, I’m so sorry things are hard for you. If you have to go into the hospital, don’t lose yourself and stay very strong and great. The world out here will be awaiting your return on tenterhooks. Lots of love from here and over here, xoxo. ** Kettering, Hi. Oh, whew, that’s good to hear. Not good that the fucking blog erased another comment, but good in the ‘not all is lost’ way. Yeah, I’ll keep blogging. I was just a young(er), idealistic blogger back when I set those terms. Thank you, pal. ** Corey Heiferman, I should have made that firefighter suggestion on that dude’s profile while I was robbing his stuff if it had occurred to me without your input, shouldn’t I? Well, that true life tale of yours had an enticing beginning and a disappointing but somehow beautiful ending. The rules of the blog were and I guess still are supposed to be a secret. I just spilled that one because I broke it. So you’ll have to wonder, I fear. ** OneTime, Hi, Nick. Welcome! Oh, sure, I would happy to be interviewed for Allium, That’s really kind of you to ask. I’ll send you an email today. Thank you very much! Bon day! ** Matt N., Hi. See, I thought they were cute in this life too, but I’m weird. No, no problem about late delays, no. The amusement park was big fun. It had five Halloween scary mazes, four of them quite good, and new roller coaster with a great, crazed first half. Honored to be in your dream. And to be shady since I’m actually not very shady IRL. Uh, ideally I’ll be very busy only until the end of the year, but we’ll see. That is a fascinating story about the disappeared scout. I admit I still get pretty wormhole-y about disappeared kids. What’s the short film you’re editing? I like Jelineke, and ‘Lust’ is my favorite novel of hers, coincidentally. So, yeah, cool, hope you like it. I don’t have a partner. The Zac I mention is my collaborator and best friend, same dude. You have an even better than nice week. ** Right. I was chatting with someone here recently who mentioned Pareidolia, and I think I said I thought I had done a Pareidolia post long ago. Anyway, I went back into the archives to check, and, sure enough, I had made said post, and even though it’s kind of goofball post, I decided to restore it, and you can decide if my whim was a good or bad one. See you tomorrow.

11 Comments

  1. Dominik

    Hi!!

    If the craving’s bad and specific enough, I think going after the best possible option is almost a requirement, yeah. Anyway, I hope you’ll have some of those cookies in grabbing distance ASAP!

    Although I have *some* Lana knowledge, I didn’t know she had a song called “Heroin” either. But, yes, I think we can both guess the general sound and atmosphere of it, haha.

    Have you seen the movie “Gypsy 83”?

    Ah, poor love! I almost put him in this exact position on Saturday, too, haha. Love admitting to have stolen the Mother Theresa–shaped cinnamon bun on Christmas Day in 2007, Od.

    • Charalampos

      Dennis I saw first thing in the morning the zine the good guys put together outside my door it is very cool I was smiling all the way through and I will go through it at night too especially some pages are very good and awesome cover

      l will read Enter at your own risk soon I did not know it featured writing by Burroughs. I know your general thoughts about him but what is your fave book by him? The first time I read Junky I was shook when I saw he opened the book with a description of little people inside half open closet doors because when I was young I used to see little people when I watched the half open closet doors from my bed – so I felt a connection to him but did not read anything else after

      I wrote a short poem yesterday named <> that features pink rose motif and only hours later I noticed the sexual innuendo I swear I wrote only thinking about beautiful roses I am innocent boy

      Love from dark, creepy under the hot sun Greece

      • Charalampos

        The poem is called <> shame you can’t edit posts here 😛

      • Mark

        So glad our DC zine made it to Crete!

    • Charalampos

      I was going to reply to Dominik about the film Gypsy 83 and wrote my original comment there. I hope you are not too obsessed about the format of the blog responses. Is it the film with Karen Black and the goth teens? I used to watch years and years back

      https://donotsubmit.net/ode-to-altered-youth-by-charalampos-tzanakis/

      I wrote yesterday this writing called Ode to altered youth and did submit very fast as I wrote it too it is very inspiring to try different techniques and all with wild instincts and it’s just the very beginning

  2. _Black_Acrylic

    Nice to see so many examples of Pareidolia today, and good to see the Queen represented here too. The Daily Mail saw her silhouette in a cloud after her recent passing, and who needs actual proof when you have a picture like that.

  3. Bill

    No worries about my issue with the blog url, Dennis. I think most people just go through Facebook.

    I remember this fine collection. I’d love to try growing psychotria elata, but it sounds quite challenging.

    Hope you had a good weekend (Parc Asterix?). I went to a gig, saw a nutty old movie (The Shadowed Mind), the usual.

    Bill

  4. 2Moody

    YEAHHH you already know I’m all about this post!! I love all the blurry ghost and Jesus sightings, I used to be obsessed when those types of pictures ruled the internet. Jesus as a cat’s butthole(?) and ‘Satan in a bathroom tile’ are my favorites, the latter mostly for that man’s reaction. He’s like, “well, what can ya do?” I’m trying to think of recent pareidolic experiences but I think I’ve been much too scatterbrained these past weeks to pick up on very much at all. Sometimes things in my room look demonic in the dark, but I think that’s more due to my bad eyesight and sleep-deprived delirium. I’ll make another cup of coffee and see what faces I find there.

    I’m always surprised when I see prices for mini dioramas because I’m like “how can something so tiny be so expensive?” But then I think of all the micro-detail-oriented work that I wouldn’t be able to last 10 minutes of, and I’m humbled real quick. When’s your lecture/do you already have it planned? I think you come off totally thoughtful in a non-calculated way in interviews/talks so I’d think it’d be a breeze for you, but I also get that lectures are a different game. Maybe helpful if you get to have an accompanying slideshow/visual aid? Then you can bounce off of those if you’re floundering for what to say. Or something. It’s been years since I’ve had to do any public speaking, what do I know! Well, I do know you’ll do great regardless of whether you believe it or not, but if it’s any comfort, my powers seem to be working well this weekend as I willed a budding sickness to dissipate just in time for a double-feature I’d been looking forward to—let me plead your case to the universe once more while the magic is still coursing through my veins!

    Ohhhh dear Ollie, that makes me so sad to hear. I’m going to assume it’s due to Sony/contract obligations rather than his own giving up on his art, or else I’ll be heartbroken all week long. It’s true about HHN, they pump scents there! Unless several people are lying to me… in that case, how do I report a conspiracy?! I’d imagine if the smells are as rotten as I’ve heard that it’d be hard to block out entirely, but I’m sure you’ve been so laser-focused on the visual details you couldn’t possibly lend your other senses. Do try your best to experience with wide open nostrils this time around, I hear ‘Holidayz in Hell’ is particularly foul this year, like dirty diapers and piss. I think Filthy4Kinky from your previous post would feel right at home.

    I’m jealous that you can visit a literal Serge Lutens store, I’ve only ever seen limited offerings at boutique counters here. One of my favorites is Chergui, but check out De Profundis and Koublaï Khan if you end up going. One’s a funeral and the other’s a sex club. If you were to mix up something yourself, I’d imagine it’d be something in the middle. Is the other perfumer you’re thinking of Etat Libre D’Orange? I have a few samples from them, they’re a lot of fun. I haven’t been lucky tracking down the famous semen one though, Secretions Magnifiques. I went to a fragrance boutique in SF awhile ago that I’d hoped would have it out for sampling, but I guess they stopped supplying that one in most US stores due to lack of interest. They must’ve not known little ol me was in town. I snooped through the comments and saw you went to an amusement park—I hope it rocked your world and gave you goosebumps and DIDN’T make you throw up! xoxo

  5. Corey Heiferman

    I was amused by all of this but the low-res photo of the girls with the gremlin spoke to me the most, as I’m obsessed with how digital images are distorted by the standard allgorithms that process them. I remember as a kid finding lots of these sorts of hidden pictures in daily life, but I don’t remember any in particular. Kind of like how I used to feel intense déjà vu much more often as a kid.

    I love the idea of hidden rules by which the blog is sustained. That’s very Cabalistic of you.

    I chose to end the club story where I did for dramatic effect. In real life I kept cruising the club, enjoyed myself but nothing noteworthy. I’m happy I stuck around because all of a sudden an acrobatic drag performance started at 5am. It was vaguely themed around this week’s Feast of Tabernacles. At almost 6am I ran into the boy again and we had an encore round on the dancefloor. He has rules of his own: he said he only takes ketamine at this (monthly) party and always stays until the very end, which to my understanding is 10 or 11 am. I got my bourgeois over-30 not-drugged ass out of there at 6. He’d taken my number, I didn’t take his, and I didn’t think anything else would come of this, at least not until next month’s party. Lo and behold he texted me the next day and now we’re in touch. I guess in the “Dennis Cooper” version of the story we both end up dissociated and dismembered at the hands of whomever provided the ketamine?

  6. politekid

    hi dc, i hope you are doing well. this is another fleeting comment rather than a full blown life update — my apologies — but i wanted to tell you that my grandma passed away this morning. so far as i can tell she woke up and then went back to sleep. not unexpected, she was 104, and she didn’t rly want to be alive anymore, but a shock. we had been talking yesterday about picasso and matisse and all sorts. anyway, i’ve written to you a lot before about me helping to look after her so i thought i’d let you know xx

  7. Mark

    Hi Dennis! Perhaps you are familiar with Noguchi’s proposed, ‘Sculpture To Be Seen From Mars,’ from 1947. Basically, he proposed creating this sculpture on a post-apocalyptic Earth so that any surviving humans would have something to remind them of the good ol’ days on Earth. https://archive.noguchi.org/detail/artwork/397 The nose was supposed to be one mile long…

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