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slimboythai4men, 20
Many men like to punch me in my belly and torture my nipples sometimes

 

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Sparkles_the_Dog, 19
My Daddy is looking for friends who have a similar interest in having hardcore sex with me to hang out with us. We play video games, tabletop role playing games (when we can find a group), watch tv (sci-fi, anime, animation), try to explore the city when we can, and have lots of sex. I have an arsenal of kisses to offer anyone, and I do not care if you’re older and meaner than I, I want everyone in my bed today. I’m working at a Taco Bell and Daddy is going to school. My pic is real and untouched, nothing is elongated or enlarged.

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RapeMeForLife, 19
Lookin to get raped the fuck out of, choked out then abducted, taken away from the world to enter a life with no meaning or purpose other that to be endlessly raped every day 4 the rest of my life by DOM men who need to rape the fuck out of dumb gays every day. like a true rape….u don’t give a fuck about me. choke, suffocate, piss on me, rape my holes ruthlessly. Once I’m in your possession, there is no way out ever….I will spend the rest of my life being raped by you, your friends, or whoever else you choose

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Fuck-master – Oct 11, 2017
I thought he was right for me but had to cut him loose after a few days. So this is for others who are debating. He’s extremely intense, very oversexualized, small dick, never saw it soft, seemed to live to cum and can (and did) 24/7 whether I wanted him to or did something that inspired him to or not, talked incessantly about how meaningless he is, worthless, meat, et cetera to me during sex and beatings, to himself when he was alone, reminded me of those crazy street corner preachers. When I’d had enough, I couldn’t get rid of him, I had to have a burly friend help me drag him out the door. He’s insane, like I suppose we all are, but too insane.

 

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BearTamerSlave, 21
Furry men drive me crazy. The more fur the better. Ready to burry myself in fur. I am also looking to be water boarded. I am also open minded. Normally I live on a military base in Poland, but now I have two days free of the army.

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fatmanass – Oct 3, 2017
I am a fat man. I get a kick from perverting boys by brainwashing through my kinky hypnofilia. I turns me on to have a boy’s mind warped to worship fat man ass, to fantasize and dream of inhaling and sniffing the farts of a fat man ass, suppress your erections and orgasms, to mentally and verbally humiliate and train you into being a fat man ass fartpet. I want to train you with hypno-brainwash and videos of my fat ass farting, which you will then worship (daily) in turn.

 

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firstnamelastname, 21
Thing I’m looking to do

Going Tesco and grabbing 3 banana and putting them in my ass in the toilets then walk round trying to hold them

Being tied up and blindfolded and having my holes advertised

just following a guy round his house holding his cock in my mouth while he gets on with his day only being pulled out to fuck me then back in my mouth

I will hold his bottle of beer in my ass and even take his piss to the toilet in me

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Flop69 – Sept 29, 2017
you’re too cute, i want to dim you

Anonymous – Sept 26, 2017
Cute as a button. I didn’t have time for anything elaborate so I fucked his throat. I’m mostly straight and it was just like fucking a pussy, so I kept going and going till afterwards he talked like a frog. Great guy.

 

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fakefriend, 19
If you feel alone, wanna go out, talk, or have a good time together, short or long term, let me know. I can be your friend.

I am a highly intelligent, well cultured, moral for my age, loving, caring, open minded and self confident young man. I love self development, meditation, brainstorming, discussions, and having lots of fun too. I love to make you comfortable and happy by carefully listening to you, complementing your good aspects, and giving you my analysis and advise when you asks me, all this I do in a delightful manner, in which you get excellent advise and solutions to your problems, but at the same time having lots of fun on the way.

I have done a huge investment on myself in the field of self development and will do my best to apply this knowledge and my experience to help you achieve your life goals, solve your problems and reach you full potential. In short, I exist to bring joy into other people’s lives.

 

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Neg4poz, 18
Think as me be meat and Im not stupid mouth

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abusive4you – Oct 2, 2017
Made a shitty movie with him, contact me if intrstd

abusive4you – Sept 26, 2017
I’m turning this boy’s brains into jelly with chems in my hotel room right now happy for other to join

abusive4you – Sept 20, 2017
I know you’re completely inferior to Me in every way. You are nothing and I’m everything. Even the dirt on My feet is Superior to you. That’s just the natural order. Please answer the message I sent and tell me that you are totally inferior to Me.

 

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iwishtobeananimal, 22
My lifelong wish and goal in life is to become a pet dog. Not the sexual kind of dogslave but the genuine kind of dog.

Pick me up from the imaginary shelter I’m currently waiting in and make me your lifelong companian. Let me forget how clothes feel, what human food tastes like, how it is to speak or walk on two legs. Turn me into a dog — body and brain; and I will always be by your side as your faithful pet.

Right now while I am human and can still talk/think clearly I will reiterate that the dog I will become is not for sex. Once I am a dog, I won’t be able to say that again, but know that if you do have sex with me I will naturally find it confusing and grotesque.

 

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WHAT!UP!, 23
Rape me please. That is all.

 

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GothicPrince666, 18
Just Your Typical Goth Kid, um hi im Dominic im 18 years old live with my mom and her partner and my three sibblings, mom and my step dad and my siblings are goth too and my grandma is a werewolf, im a bit of a loner and dont have any firends would love to meet some and maybe meet a cute goth man, marilyn manson is life.

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DeadMan – Oct 8, 2017
I’m unknown. You should be too.

 

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ShineBright, 23
Do you want to create your very special shemale slave??Do you want to own me permanently !!Do you want to own a total-24/7 metal chained shemale-slut -slave?Do you want to make me live in a 24/7 total slavery?I seriously do want extreme genderbending done to me!!I am willing to become your(owned for life) shemale maid/ slavegirl/slut/ ponygirl/secretary/ bimbo/bondage toy, rubber/latex bimbo and everything else you want me to become.All you have to do : Do it.The creation of me should include; Feminization surgery – facial feminization, nose job, lips, and full face renewment to make me look sexier and very feminine.Rib reduction, and huge breast implants.Legs and ass are ok. Forced hormone treatment to help my feminization on the way.Complete and permanent hair removal.Only 24/7/365 – You can and will give me a new identity. I will sign a slavecontract with you as my complete owner(s). You want a 24/7/365 ownership.Came to realize that i am turning into sissy It was 2009 when i first time stole my mother’s bra, since that day everything cuanged and now i am just a cock craving sissy. I do not own any dresses because i live with family and they eneter my room anytime. Afraid of exposure. so till that day i move to another state and become a good cock sucking bimbo. wish me good luck I am student, so seeking a master/ mistress to turn me into their sissy slave.Follow me on instagram.

 

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BentHalo, 19
I’m a 19 yo straight jock failure. Those are my feet. I want someone 6’2″ or taller to completely destroy them.

 

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fromhell, 19
Well here i go again hoping someone will take me serious I’m ready to become a slave to some men with no limits do whatever with me you like in any way possible I have no family or friends that would miss me you could take me away no one would miss me at all I was adopted late at 11yrs by two horrible people The man abused and raped me every day for 2 years The woman didn’t care He shot her to death last year then shot himself to death He tried to kill me too but i lived I have scars from bullets in my shoulder upper chest and leg I haven’t had sex with anyone but that man When i even think about sex i have to take sedatives and lie down to recover but i think about it all the time and miss it If i can’t be in that situation again i will kill myself I think about it all the time I need to go back there again I may kill myself anyway but i promise i won’t do it in your house if i do

 

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strawbaby, 19
my boyfriend Käptn Erdbär and i are looking for people to fill our butts with toys. 🙂

write us 🙂

i’d break up with Käptn Erdbär for a serious sugar daddy tho.

 

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ReecethePig, 18
Hi I’m Reece a pig from Surrey.

Make me squeal!

I’m looking for an older dad that likes hurting a boy. I’m into all sorts but you have to like inflicting pain a lot.. A lot!

Atm I’m very into balls crushing, face punching, beatings to the head, bruises and abrasions from head to toe but always want to try different stuff.

Game: Bleeding, permanent marks, gouges, breaking my left wrist and arm

Will consider: Electrocution, surgery without anesthesia, non-fatal stabbing

Limits: Women

 

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GingerbreadBoy, 22
Out grown Grindr wish I could say I have been fucked by them all but I haven’t.

My ass has been described as the “best pussy in town” (their words not mine).

Rawrarawr rawr *tilts head*

 

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LET_ME_HELP, 21
Training to be an assistant Manager at Little Caesars now and just doing this for two more weeks to stay true to my rootsy. Im a pretty cute guy with a super rocky past and a love for helping guys get off even if it bites me in the ass but i also have alot of crazy hidden behind it all along with a want for emotional depth and some kind of meaning in life. I used to play in a couple posthardcore bands? …Buuuut i gave up music when one of my best friends/ex-drummer went crazy bc of our past drug abuse spree and he stabbed a guy and killed him so now i just cant do it anymore.. ? Now my life has no meaning.

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owonye – Sept 24, 2017
Be who you needed when you were younger.

rocknroll98 – Sept 19, 2017
i like death i hate people i don’t like music but i often listen to lana del ray i don’t want anything

LET_ME_HELP (Owner) – Sept 19, 2017
yeah serious, whats your story? what you want?

rocknroll98 – Sept 19, 2017
sucks about your friend sorry

 

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pinkymy, 22
I’m a 22yo and owned property of Master JX. I’ve been with Master and wearing his collar since July.

Throughout my young life I’ve always been submissive in different ways and yes I took a dick or two when I was too young to have done so. However, when I “met” Master (he chloroformed and abducted me off a street when I was drunk late at night) we just clicked straight away. I trust and love Master and willingly follow his orders. Yes, I fought hard to escape and regain my freedom, but since August, I am fitted with a permanent ankle chain. The inability to oppose or escape what is done to me turns out to be strangely sexy to me. I guess I was born with a prisoner gene. I honestly believe there is a root that I cannot kill and it’ll always grow more.

I’m as happy now as I’ve ever been in my life and it’s all down to Master JX, I owe him everything and I look forward to serving him until my dying breath.

I understand that my family and former friends don’t understand my lifestyle choice. However, as we continuously move forward, it is time for them to look at people and gain a broader understanding as to what is acceptable behavior.

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chastitymuscleboi – Oct 3, 2017
mazeltof

twistedtaskmaster – Oct 3, 2017
Damn tell my old friend JX he hit the gravy train and I am enviouser than shit.

Romantic-Duo – Oct 2, 20217
Congratulations! Very happy for you two!

 

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Averagesizedpenis, 19
really like underwear up my butt. also really like underwear up your butt.

 

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Novel, 22
Hello there.

I’m a young kinky bottom fella from western germany & BDSM is a kind of a must for me.

Aside of my kinky activities I spend much of my time with games, music, movies & creative work myself (working in DAWs, working on maps/mods for Goldsrc/Source Engine, currently working on an indie-game [writing, texture, sound, music] with a friend [who does programming, mapping, design])

At the moment I’m being given a short break to write this while amidst a four-day slam fest with five masters who are very into breathplay so if I make mistakes know that I’m very lightheaded and having slight eyesight problems, my apologies.

Where was I?

HEAVY BONDAGE | SUSPENSION | ELECTRO | BREATHCONTROL | FF | CBT | BB | ISOLATION | SENSORY DEPRIVATION

Music
THE FLAMING LIPS | DIR EN GREY | APHEX TWIN | FLYING LOTUS
MY BLOODY VALENTINE | ANDY STOTT | RADIOHEAD
CODE ORANGE | CONVERGE | THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN
THE CARETAKER | CHILDISH GAMBINO | KANYE WEST
JONWAYNE | ARCA | PHARMAKON | KILLER BE KILLED

 

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skimask19skaterpunk, 19
Masked boy who only loves masked men. Lost my old mask, new one is coming in the mail so I have these photos for now. May or may not be going to prison soon.

 

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Rimmethenfistme, 18
Looking for anyone who loves to eat a hole like crazy for hours and then fist it for more hours.

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CharlesPena – Oct 6, 2017
For the interest of those considering this young man, he has appeared in two (that I know of) microscopic budget Emo porn videos under the name Jeremy Lone. I reviewed one of them (“Ill-Conceived Sexual Rigodon”) on the site Rant Space. Below is a crib from my review.

“The anal flexibility of a young Emo man in (Jeremy Lone) is highlighted in Vaxi Nate’s “Ill-Conceived Sexual Rigodon” – a little seen Emo themed XXX film from the makers of “Never In His Room”.

“The story follows Jeremy (Jeremy Lone), young, fair Emo boy who lives with an ailing father and in dire need of help for his drug addiction. But Jeremy’s ass, which is given more close ups than all of the film’s actors combined, has caught the attention of another Emo boy Cash (Theo Alvarez). When Jeremy rebuffs Cash’s advances, Cash plots a plan to snag the young lad’s ass. After all, Cash’s father is wealthy and Jeremy’s addiction is bad enough to require expensive rehab time. Jeremy balks, but Cash is soon all over his ass, and Jeremy discovers his ass has a secret talent (it’s piggy, in a word) and the pleasures he can derive thereof. Suddenly, having a rich oversexed Emo boyfriend isn’t such an acrid predicament.

“The succeeding days pass by as the story plateaus into narrative skepticism. Jeremy is soon as addicted to sharing his ass with every Emo in town as he is to the drugs, and Cash, who has fallen in love with Jeremy (or just his ass?), is so tortured by jealousy he becomes a weeping alcoholic. One night he comes home to find two Emos are fisting Jeremy in their bed, which causes him to quietly go in the bathroom and cut his wrists. Late that night, Jeremy discovers his dead lover and, overcome with guilt, hangs himself in the same bathroom.

“On a more positive note, Jeremy Lone is a star find. Though he was dull and robotic in his small part in Vaxi Nate’s earlier film “Never In His Room”, Lone delineates his character’s sense of perdition, of his loss of self-control, his probity regarding his sexual fascination with assplay. We are not saying that Lone is already a thespian – far from it, actually. But his scene where he hangs himself didn’t end up amateurish, sappy, or floundering. The coarse and reckless camera work sometimes pans his pimple ridden face which further renders empathy to his dilemma. And it doesn’t hurt that Lone’s ass is so easy on the eyes, you may as well freeze a frame, and think I wouldn’t mind ripping him a new one. Oohlala indeed!”

 

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4_jaded_creep, 23
i’m interested in all forms of torture and interested to talk with you about hanging scenes, especially my pet scenario where I have all my limbs bound up so I can’t use none of them and then you hang me 😉

 

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charlesdickenscharacter, 18
I’m quite simply a slave boy looking for a master. I’m into anything and that means anything except scat. I never tried scat but I cannot stand the smell of It. I think it’s remotely possible that if you took me outdoors and there was a strong breeze I could do It.

 

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youngbuck, 24
Im guy/boy who more looks youngest than having its years, someone says hot,cute, i love to join into some kind of organization, ,,society,,here in inernet, so i find this site. Im interested in this and its hot for many and for me too, to be in this , and so on.

 

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Ripleyfromalien3, 18
I am a cute, smooth, small, skinny, feminine, young twink who has come to realize that looks are all I got going for me and that I am a hollow vessel and the only thing I got to show for me has an expiration date because my type of cute always times out young.

I decided to give it one last try (this is my 7th profile) to find a Master and Owner before it’s too late. I need someone who’s patient who will understand that there’s still a small part of me that thinks I’m hot and it will probably take a few weeks at least before I give up and become a piece of shit.

 

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TopMyHoleOpen, 24
boring awkwark freak

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Handson – Sept 26, 2017
Things others who are interested in this boy should know-
-He lives on a farm 80 miles from the nearest city
-He has a fear of motor vehicles (cars, buses, trains, planes, ships, etc) and will only walk as transportation
-He requires that you inject his cock and balls with silicone “10000cc or more” before anything sexual/physical can be done to him
-He is blind in his right eye and has limited mobility in his right arm
-Both of his parents are police officers

 

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BadLifeSituation, 20
Hey, hope you guys dont mind a little confession. I am young guy, 20, long way from Cuba so I suppose I’m gonna be welcome here!? . Right now I am in a really bad life situation (NOT on Drugs, NOT HIV+, Does NOT owe money to anyone) but desperately need a place to live – cheap and fast because I am running out of money and dont want to become homeless. I am really desperate so thats why I am posting in this section, I dont mind “paying alternativaly” if you know what I mean. If you know some place with cheap or alternative rent, please let me know. Willing to send naked photos. I am stoic, somewhat gay curious and dont have any troubles with authorities. Thank you ever so much.

 

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HungryHungryCunt, 20
Share our cute bottom boy with a group of other guys.

What: 1 to all guys show up. We have done groups of 14 before. This is for guys into sharing one bottom. Looking to add 1-2 more quality top guys to the mix. Serious guys only and nobody there just to watch, it throws off this hot dynamic.

Bottom: Pleasant handsome smooth 20, 5’10” boy next door muscled/slim with a tender butt and juicy soft pink hole.

Tops: 8 guys, fairly clean cut, 23-46 years old.

1. 23 college stud
2. 26 black hung guy
3. 28 white prep
4. 34 asian cutie
5. 38 black stud
6. 40 white married country boy
7. 44 latin muscular guy
8. 46 fit white married executive

You: You will meet with the bottom casually to make sure he gives you an erection before we decide you are added to the mix.

 

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moodytwink, 18
I want a rough daddy to teach me a fucking lesson. I want a daddy who will throw me across the bedroom, stomp on my head, fuck me till i’m screaming, give no mercy, and experiment on my body with knives or whatever you want. I especially don’t like my genitals. It would be great if you want to cut them off.

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j_jealousy – Oct 3, 20127
may God have mercy on your penis and testicles!!

hacked – Sept 18, 2017
I have got to start checking profile before going all apeshit on bitches

hacked – Sept 18, 2017
Oh fuck he wants his dick and balls cut off, abort abort

hacked – Sept 18, 2017
You know I only have eyes for you dollwhore!
I was bringing him home for your birfday

Henny_Babylette – Sept 18, 2017
hacked you better not being looking at other bitches

hacked – Sept 18, 2017
Bitch you are the IT slave in this entire world and I want you in my dungeon RIGHT FUCKING NOW

 

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Wastingaway, 21
I’m a six month old baby. Always have been, always will be.

 

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Kenny, 18
I’m Jaylen but you can call me Jay or Kenny or like, trash. Uhm, stuff about me – – – I’m an eighteen emo irl but I look like I’m three, I have an interest in piercings and tattoos and I do them myself, and I like getting fucked very muchs. And I also like doing stupid sex stuff. And a warning, I’m a boring sad person and this is like, my fiftieth time making a new account because I’m stupid and forget things. Outside of sex, I don’t like a lot of things. Specially the new US president for this year and any type of educational thing.

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maryan – Oct 11, 2017
Do you want action ?!
Live them!
He is the one with whom you will need a revision!
Do not tell him, he knows how this happens!
He’ll show you who’s in your pants!

 

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Stewart, 20
Uh hi. i want 24/7 but may need breaks for mental health purposes. i have schizophrenia that manifests in ugly episodes but i have gone many months without having one.

i have an ironic side too 😉
You can make it vanish with face slaps and punches whenever You want

Looking for an extremely long term thing but i would be willing to go to a bizarre party as a “special guest”

i think men over 50 yo are neato

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wmhart – Sept 30, 2017
I created and deleted a profile a few weeks ago. I think by not having a clear indication of what I wanted and what I was looking for I was inviting some — confusion.

I was recently in a short-term Ownership relationship with a very submissive boy. That relationship ended, abruptly and through mutual consent.

In that relationship I recognized that I get easily carried away with the “fantasy” of it because of how darkly alluring it all is and because of how much I loved having a chained-up boy slave creature, so I am apprehensive to begin anything serious at the moment.

However! — I would like to talk to you and meet you. I am not AGAINST you becoming my slave-property again but it’s not something I’m actively seeking out at this time.

For brevity, and just for the sake of argument, here’s a list of things that your photos and profile make me want to do to you uncontrollably:
-you in permanent restraints
-you hypnotized, drugged and mindfucked until you have no will of your own
-long-term complete, absolute sensory deprivation
-no safeword torture, no-way-out permanent situation

PS – apologies to other slave boys I was talking to when I deleted the account before. I was put off by some things on here and wanted to create some distance. Statistically speaking, it probably had nothing to do with you.

 

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weirdcouple, 18
We are married, 18 and 21 years old but we both have different interests.
I am the top, I long for monogamy, hate feeling jealous but at the same time seem to very drawn to being humiliated by my husband’s sluttiness.
Him is pretty much like the one who likes to have sex constantly, being totally bottom, can never get enough, and goes outside our relationship incessantly in search of having the feeling he is a slut.
So we are trying to find someone, a top, extremely sexual and horny, who can be a regular in between, fucking him enough outside of my fucking him to keep him off the street while making me constantly jealous of him with another guy, and thus this guy will provide what each of us needs.

***if you are not from New York City don’t even bother****

 

 

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p.s. Happiest Halloween! The p.s. returns from its vacation on this coming Thursday.

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‘Salome’, 1973

‘Forbidden’, 1975

“I made two films which went on to be put on video: Salome, which I did when I was 18, and The Forbidden, which I did when I was 19. Both short, dark pieces. Salome is seven minutes long and shot on 8mm; The Forbidden was shot on 16mm, but we printed it in negative because we didn’t have the money to print it in positive. We designed the whole thing to be shot on negative. I was quite surprised to see how many people got something out of them on video. I mean, they’re 25 years old. Basically, I saw Anger’s movies at a very active little film society in Liverpool in the sixties. Liverpool was quite a place to be in the sixties. Ginsberg had come over and called Liverpool the Haight Ashbury of England. It was a place where poets and, obviously, musicians – the Beatles and all the many bands that followed in their wake – were active. So I saw all the Warhols and the Angers and the usual suspects at that time. One of the things it made plain was that all you really needed was a camera. These were not technically very proficient pictures. There was something rather homemade about them, and that was very important to me. At a certain point in your life, you think, “Oh, now, wait a second! I can do this!” And it worked.” — CB

 

‘Rawhead Rex’, 1986

“I think, generally speaking, the movie followed the beats of the screenplay. It’s just that monster movies, by and large, are made by directorial ‘oomph’ rather than what’s in the screenplay. I’d like to think the screenplay for Rawhead Rex had the possibility of having major thrills in it. I don’t think it was quite pulled off. The admirers of the movie, and actually there are quite a lot of them, like it as a sort of sixties movie made in the early eighties kind of deal. I don’t think the movie is bad, it had a lot more potential. I just don’t like it very much.” — CB

 

‘Hellraiser 1’, 1987

“I think in ‘Hellraiser’, we get away with a lot of stuff which I was kind of surprised by frankly. I was surprised that the MPAA was as accepting of some of that imagery, which is very seriously taken necrophiliac imagery, as it was. Maybe they didn’t get it, I don’t know.” — CB

 

‘Hellraiser 2’, 1988 (5:04)

“‘Hellbound’ is a sea of mythological images and allusions. There is the Frankenstein myth – the mad doctor who loses control. There’s certainly the theme of Orpheus in the underworld, the difference being that it is a daughter in search of her father as opposed to Orpheus searching for Eurydice. There is the classic imagery of the labyrinth, the Minotaur and a whole bunch of allusions to other horror movies. But I don’t think any of these things are essential to the picture. They are there for whoever wants them, but for those who want a good time on Friday night, the picture is a roller-coaster ride.” — CB

 

‘Nightbreed’, 1990

“The lesson I’ve learned [making ‘Nightbreed’] is that a lot of people don’t want anything different. They don’t want you to have a unique vision. But why make movies anybody else could have done? Well, I’ve paid the consequences, but I’m unrepentant. Again and again I listened to deprecating comments about low literacy levels. There was supposedly no point showing ‘Nightbreed’ to critics because the people who see these movies don’t read reviews, in brackets, even if they can read at all! Immediately it was disqualified from serious criticism. Therefore it had to be sold to the lowest common denominator. Nobody cares for the product I, and a host of other horror directors, make. One [old] guy at Fox never saw it through because he felt it was morally reprehensible and disgusting – the two very things it’s not. Their imaginations are limited and they have a very unadventurous sense of what to do. Someone at Morgan Creek said to me, ‘You know, Clive, if you’re not careful some people are going to like the monsters.’ Talk about completely missing the point! Even the company I was making the film for couldn’t comprehend what I was trying to achieve!” — CB

 

‘Hellraiser 3’, 1992

“When I first heard about Hellraiser III, it was clear the production company, Trans Atlantic Entertainment, didn’t want me on board for financial reasons. Head honcho Lawrence L. Kuppin wanted his stamp on it, not mine, and he didn’t want me hanging around. I was reasonably expensive and, frankly, I knew he wanted something cheap and nasty. So I did a deal with Miramax, not Kuppin, to remake and remodel the picture the way I wanted to. I added Terry Farrell’s bondage scene at the climax, the monstrous thing coming up through the floor in front of her, the extra computer graphics for the girl being skinned and many insert death scenes for the nightclub victims. Pete Atkins did all the extra writing. I threw in my ideas and everything was cut into the movie. The result is a pretty seamless patchwork, but a patchwork nevertheless. The best one can say about the movie is it’s abundant and there’s loads of fun stuff going on.” — CB

 

‘Candyman’, 1992

“I still prefer the short story to the movie, though I am still a great fan of Candyman. Film is the collaborative art. In that case, it was a story created by Bernard Rose and myself based upon the short story. In other words, a marriage of minds.” — CB

 

Motorhead ‘Hellraiser’ clip, 1992

“I did a Motorhead video – Motorhead versus Pinhead! And Doug was playing cards with Lemmy. It was a one-day shoot – seventeen hours – and towards the end he [Doug] came in and everybody was getting rather reverential. It was like, ‘The Lord of Hell is here’. The image carries a kind of potency. It’s almost impossible to shoot Pinhead and not have it look good. It’s one of those images – very, very cold!” — CB

 

‘Candyman 2’, 1995

“Bill Condon did a great job on Candyman 2, he really did. We’re really, really happy, and he was always the person I wanted to bring into the project. We had to go the most circuitous route past Propaganda to actually get him on the job, and once they saw what he was doing they wanted to hire him for everything.” — CB

 

‘Lord of Illusions’, 1995 (2:53)

“In Lord of Illusions, I got to do all kinds of shit that I wanted to do. The bondage stuff in there, the girl and the ape, all kinds of shit. It’s very funny because Frank Mancuso was head of MGM/UA at that time, and he didn’t like the movie at all. There was one shot of a dead child on the floor, and he said, ‘This shot will never appear in an MGM/UA movie.’ As it turns out, it did, because I took it out, and then when he wasn’t looking, I put it back in. I knew he’d never bother to see the film again.” — CB

 

‘Hellraiser 4’, 1996

“Hellraiser 4 is not very good. I think they are making another one. Oh God!” — CB

 

‘Candyman 3’, 1999

“Candyman 3, which I had nothing to do with, was shown to me a couple of weeks ago. I declined to put my name on it. I really don’t think I contributed anything to its creation and it seems entirely phony to plunk your name on it, take the money and run. I didn’t think it was a badly created movie, I just didn’t think it had anything to do with the mythology I originally created. I would have felt like a big old fake.” — CB

 

‘Hellraiser 5’, 2000

“Hellraiser 5 is terrible. It pains me to say things like that because nobody sets out in the morning to make a bad movie but you know these guys sent me a script and I said if you want me involved ask me let’s do a deal and get into business, but I really don’t think this works right now (talking about the script). They said we really don’t want your opinion on it we are going to make the movie. So they went and made the movie, and it is just an abomination. I want to actively go on record as saying I warn people away from the movie. It’s really terrible and it’s shockingly bad, and should never have been made.” — CB

 

‘Hellbound: Hellraiser 2’, 2000

“Excruciating. Not in the good way.” — CB

 

‘Undying’, video game, 2001

“In a way, [Undying] does go back a bit to the Books Of Blood, the feelings I had when I wrote those books, which was that there were no rules. There are some things in this game that are just outrageous. Ambrose, particularly in his transformed state, is really just disgusting. I also think, if you look at this game, it’s designed like a movie, it feels like a movie. It’s not brightly colored like a Pokemon game, it has sepias and grays and occasionally eruptions of red.” — CB

 

‘Hellraiser 7’, 2002

“We show it to Clive at his house here in LA and Clive loves it. He thinks it’s the best one since II. He gives us some notes on some added shots and inserts he thinks will help, mostly stuff in the third act of the film. At first we get a call from the exec at Dimension on the project and he screams at us for letting Clive see it. But five minutes later we get another call from a higher exec who just spoke to Clive and everything’s cool. They’re thrilled, and relieved, that he liked it. He wanted to give us a nice blurb on the box but he couldn’t for some contractual reasons.” — Rick Bota, the director of ‘H7’

 

‘Hellraiser 8’, 2005

“Haven’t seen it.” — CB

 

‘Hellraiser 9’, 2005

“Doug Bradley as Pinhead delivers the goods as per usual, and there are some great gore scenes. Throw in a few clever plot twists and devices and you have yourself a mindless quick little romp. The only problem being that the Hellraiser series has always been a fairly cerebral experience. Again, the feel of the series is just not there. Something is clearly missing from the formula.” — review @ Dread Central

 

‘Demonik’, video game, 2006

“It was never released for good reasons” — CB

 

‘Hellraiser: Prophecy’, 2006

“Oh, you know, fans made it. Fans are sweet. They’re sweet.” — CB

 

‘Plague’, 2006

“Plague was a screw-up. I trusted the director and I wasn’t going to do to Hal what had been done to me by interfering producers over the years; I had pretty much decided I would let him have his way and if we had to have an argument it would be in the cutting-room about the way the picture was cut – so he shoots the picture and then is absent from the cutting-room most of the time. He did a tough job on a very tough schedule but there were things that I begged for at the end, for the producers to throw in some extra money towards Hal so that he could go back and do a couple of extra days’ shooting but they shook their heads and that was the end of that. It is not a movie I am pleased with or proud of – it feels compromised and Hal got in his car and drove away before the picture was even locked” — CB

 

‘Valerie on the Stairs’, 2006

“This is a joke – Mick finds this incredibly funny – I wrote a 45-page closely-typed treatment for a 60-page script, so Mick said it was the easiest job he ever had in his life! It’s a story I’ve wanted to write for a very long time and suddenly I realised, ‘Ah, this is the place to put it.’ It’s a very, very heterosexual story, centred around an obscure object’s desire for this exquisite woman, Valerie” — CB

 

‘Haeckel’s Tale’, 2006

“It was, if you’ll excuse my French, fucking marvellous. Haeckel’s Tale is a story that I’m very proud of, and Roger Corman did a magnificent job directing it, particularly since it was a period piece and the FX are amazing. It’s pretty intense stuff.” — CB

 

‘Jericho’, video game, 2007

“I’m sure I’m a pain in the arse and I’m sure I’m a difficult man to please but on the other hand I think most people that are looking at the material right now are damned pleased they went that extra mile with it… I had right of veto for the music and in March of last year I got a version of the game with music on it, music that I’d never heard before or been asked to hear, or whatever. I went ape shit. Music is such an important part of an experience and this stuff was like going back to gay disco from 1982, which went down like a lead balloon. I knew what the music was. I knew what I wanted it to be. I even had a composer in mind, Chris Velasco, who ended up doing the music and did a fucking fantastic job. It really irritated me that somebody had tried to whisk this by me without my being told. I have my name on this game and I’m very proud of it and I’d have done whatever I needed to do and if that means being a pain in the ass – live with it bitch!” — CB

 

‘Midnight Meat Train’, 2008

“[Midnight Meat Train] isn’t special effects driven, but there are a lot of effects in the final reel – physical effects, not CGI effects. When they come up, they’ve got to be great, and Patrick [Tatopoulous] has a handle on all that… I’m seeing a lot of what I’ll call ‘soft horror’ around and not a lot of ‘hard horror’ – certainly not from American [filmmakers]. There’s a lot of PG-13s and ghost/apparition kind of stuff. I’ve always liked my horror harder and I thought this was a good time to say, ‘Hey, we’ve got this body of stories, let’s bring a different sensibility to horror audiences.’ ” — CB

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Lovely call and response, sir. ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! Yeah, the blog glitch was a little spooky, and it remains inexplicable, and I guess I’ll chalk it up to the Halloween season. Oh, how nice that Anita is back for a while. Do you wish you had known that back when you were apartment hunting, or has it all worked out just fine? I hope the publishers get back to with total positivity. That kind of job makes a lot of sense, obviously. It seems like it would be interesting for a writer to get to know how publishing works from the inside. The haunted houses, or the ‘home haunts’ I’m most interested in, are generally only open on weekends. A few will be operating this weekend, and then there will be a flood on the weekend of the 27th, 28th. How was your day? ** Marilyn Roxie, Hi, Marilyn! Lovely to see you, pal. Ha ha, do tell if interesting developments arise. How are you liking Manchester? ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Look forward to the interview. Everyone, here is Steve’s, and I begin to quote, ‘interview with Morten Traavik, co-director of the “Laibach in North Korea” (although to be honest, it’s mostly about him) documentary LIBERATION DAY.’ Yes, everything in the post you sent looks very spick and span. It looks amazing. I’ll get to setting it up, and I’ll let you when it’ll appear well in advance. I’ll probably schedule it for just post-trip at the beginning of November. Yes, I caught the post-Weinstein FB stuff. Predictably, within a day it went from a sharing of bravery to a war between factions about whose bravery was legit with the inevitable FB-generated acts of shaming disagreers left and right, and I bailed on paying attention at that point. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. It was weird. The only thing WordPress could guess its that the WiFi signal where I was staying in Berkeley blocked me from entering the blog, but it didn’t block me from any other site, and even WordPress said the only explanation they could offer made no sense at all. The return of YnY karaoke is a lovely idea. ** Armando, Hi. Yeah, I’m sorry it isn’t an easier process, for you, for me too. ** Bill, Hi, B. I hope you’re feeling better. I assume the air up there must at least be getting back to normal by now. I know, that pull quote was like, I don’t know, like grabbed out of a Language poem or something. ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. I am. Back, that is. Oh, man, that is not, not good at all about LPS. Given his terrible upbringing as a child, it’s sadly not a huge surprise, I guess, but … It really sounds like he’s fallen in with ‘a bad crowd’, as they say, but how do you change that? I don’t know how. It sounds very serious. How do you make a kid in such denial understand how badly he is about to fuck up his life, that he would lose all the things he currently enjoys if he doesn’t wake up. I’m so sorry, George. Any positive developments at all? Love, me. ** Kyler, Hey, Kyler. Oh, damn, how incredibly stressful that must have been, and a gigantic whew that everything is okay. Obviously, enjoy every tiny aspect of your new lease. ** Jonathan Parker-Bryant, Hi, Jonathan! Long time no see. This is a boon! I’m happy that you’ve been out there keeping up and enjoying all this place’s attempts at worthiness. And that you’re writing diligently. That’s all you can do, and it’s plenty. Yes, my Cali friends are over the moon obsessed with the Dodgers’ straight line to the World Series. I can’t believe they didn’t crap out. I have no doubt that I’ll end up in living rooms cheering the dudes on before I head home. I love the new Sparks album. It’s my favorite of theirs in a while. Great news about the ongoing happiness with your boyfriend, of course. Awesome! Sure, email me a question. [email protected]. Really great to see you, man. Take care. ** Jamie, Hi, Jamie. Yes, me too, but it really was some kind of technical mishap of a minor sort. Don’t think it’s related to the blog’s other weird issues, but, gee, I don’t know. I’m doing good, yes. The NN conference was excellent and fun too. And the reading with the great Eileen seems to have been a smash. She’s a very old friend, and we’ve read together a lot, and it’s interesting that, as different as her and my works are, and as differently as we perform them, the combo of us reading seems to always work really well. Her new dog book ‘Afterglow’ is really great. Still feeling bad? Oh, man, that so sucks. I hope at least there’s some kind of at least faint upward trajectory going on. Cool about the great seeming new director. Will you work closely with her? Yes, assuming the home haunts film idea sticks, and I’m hard at work on a first draft of a partial script, it’s going to be pretty cool and very different from ‘PGL’, which is a big goal. My in-flight movie marathon: ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 2’ (irritating), ‘Alien: Covenant’ (kind of shockingly crappy), ‘Wonder Woman’ (I’m not sure why everyone is being so celebratory about the fact that a woman director is capable of directing just as mediocre a superhero movie as male directors are), ‘Fast and Furious 8’ (relatively speaking, it was refreshingly successful at providing the dumb thrills to which it aspired). May Wednesday (is it still Wednesday where you are, this vast time change thing is confusing) turn every trope in your vicinity into a fairytale’s conclusion. Ha ha, Bazooka Joe. Um, Kandy Korn Oreo love, Dennis ** Right. Today we take a hard right or left turn back into Halloween-friendly stuff as we enter the final stretch before the big day itself. See you tomorrow.