_____________

denis-19, 19
Essen

English is not my best one but…

Ask me anything you want to know

Ask me anything you want

You want tknow anything? Ask me

Anything you want to know

Guestbook of denis-19

gay-for-me – May 7, 2018
They say the eyes are windows of the soul. Not his.

Dick L, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Position No anal
Kissing Yes
FF Active
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty Yes
Oral Bottom
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

__________________

nocturne, 18
New York City

Korean rapper in a kpop group, just here for fucks and pocket change when i have free time

i loathe loquacious men, but if you have money i’ll find a way to like you

No kpop lovers please

Guestbook of nocturne

bighungguy – May 3, 2018
Assian

young@heart – April 24, 2018
The whole time we had sex he took selfies constantly, and I mean constantly, thousands of them. He kept accidentally smacking me in the face with his phone. He kept telling me to move aside because I was in the frame.

Dick M, Uncut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour $200
Overnight $450

 

_______________

babe_to_be, 19
Gießen

The first thing I want to say is that I am from Russia, and if this does not bother you, we will continue to communicate.

I live in a shared flat near Giessen with my brother and his girlfriend. I came here from Moscow because in my country there is very strong development of homophobia, but don’t live here in my heart.

I’ve been in prostituting since November and already know a bit about it. So do not need criticism, thanks. What I still need, but no longer as urgent as in the beginning, are people.

Otherwise, I’d say that everyone keeps asking for beer or something. But turns out that everyone who then showed up for “beer or something” at the end of the day wanted sex.

I have two porn videos made by a man with an iPhone who has fucked me. I can show you them if you want to see what I look like poppered up and slopping before I am.

I am not available for any form of friendship.

Guestbook of babe_to_be

animalnocturne – May 5, 2018
I miss fisting you terribly.

Dick XL, Cut
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M No answer
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour €150
Overnight €300

 

_________________

MyHair4$$$, 19
Moncton

Looking for older idiots how want to pay to have a little fun with my hair. Either hair play. Hair cuts, shaving, styling and more.

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position No answer
Kissing No answer
FF No answer
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Oral No answer
Rate per hour $80
Overnight $150

 

_________________

hojak, 20
Los Angeles

Just moved here so if you want to take me on a tour, cool or if you want to do something more, shall we say, interesting, I’m up for that too.

I am into a lot of things and want to try as much as I can before I die, so for sure hit me up.

If you care at all about what else I am, we can talk about that too, but I’m a loser and I’m not interesting in the slightest.

Guestbook of hojak

hojak (Owner) – May 10, 2018
Okay, well, yeah, it doesnt matter anymore because the sugardaddy dumped me.

ThomasMither – May 10, 2018
It doesnt make you a slut, it makes you confused, but if you’ve gotten yourself a sugar daddy who gives you everything and wants to be together forever, I dont think you should do it because, frankly, you’re not the cutest boy in the barrel.

hojak (Owner) – May 2, 2018
Well, guess that makes me a slut then, too bad I dont care what people think about me.

Older4young – May 2, 2018
okay, not trying to start like a huge argument over this but I actually do consider it cheating… and I am a sugardaddy…. a lot of sugardaddies feel this way and honestly if you told the girls you fuck you have a sugardaddy they would consider you a slut for doing this… sooo all I’m saying is you’re a greedy little slut… and your sugardaddy is right

hojak (Owner) – April 30, 2018
Yeah, you know, just laugh at me then.

Bones – April 29, 2018
ehehehehehehehehe

hojak (Owner) – April 27, 2018
Yeah, I’ve told him and he’s not so sure because he wants to be with me forever, and I want to be with him too, but I want to do stuff with girls too, so I dont know what to do.

BB_MRC – April 27, 2018
does he know?

hojak (Owner) – April 27, 2018
Ok I have a sugardaddy now believe it or don’t :))) and he’s great, rich, gorgeous, gives me everything I want, but I really want to keep fucking girls too, and I need advice from other sugardaddies so I can make him understand.

hojak (Owner) – April 6, 2018
So?

depressedferret – April 6, 2018
hes gey for pey boy looking for big tiddy goth gf

hojak (Owner) – April 4, 2018
Piss off ghost

NoOneKnewMe – April 4, 2018
The background sort of contradicts the theme of your face pic.

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour $200
Overnight $400

 

_______________

whocaresabouthat, 21
Madrid

Cuckolding is my biggest FANTASY and TALENT to fuck a wife wildly roughly in front of husband; she screams moans & her husband console her to take it whole inside.
Open his wife pussy n hold my dick lick it n then put it insider her wife cunt. put him down to lick both pussy n cock n clean my that is already dirty by her cream juice cum.
Spread wife’s leg pushing husband to lick n smell her wife pussy n ass. Discharge on wife ass n forcing husband to lick it….then cum swapping wife n husband.
Welcome All married guys, lets have conservation. a lot can happen over coffee.

Guys who loves most their wife (bcoz they want to add more sexual pleasure to their wives n sexual life)
> Busy schedule couples
> Infertility couples. I will be glad to be part of this noble cause.
> Guys who get married or forced to due to socialism
> Guys having too small penis
> Guys having erection problem or quick discharge
> Guys who fuck their wife ASS.
> Wife having ex bf or relation in past. Not Virgin Wife (Broken Seal, no blood in 1st night)
> Last but not least those who don’t want boring life office home office n at last reading news paper n exercise in park.
Please advise if something I missed in above.

Guestbook of whocaresabouthat

Anonymous – May 8, 2018
“Do you want to save your marriage?” He made my marriage deeper, more intense.

samuelpervert – April 27, 2018
This one is wicked hot fun if you like yours pint sized and have a sense of humour.
All 5’2″ of him arrived acting like a cartoon macho gang member tough ass punk, sizing up my wife, talking dirty and braggy, lots of crotch grabbing, very funny and hard not to laugh.
He strips off his clothes slo-mo, lots of jerky bumping and grinding, and he has a hot little bod and a stupid cute ass but a tiny cock, 3″ erect at best, but he pinches it and waves it around like a sword, or tries to.
My wife lies down on her back and he belly flops on top, throws her legs back and jabs his little thing unprotected in her ass frantically for about 6 seconds, shoots, bellows his head off, and the look on my wife’s face!

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Top
Kissing Consent
FF Active
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour €240
Overnight €420

 

_______________

makesyouhappy, 20
San Francisco

I finished high school studies
I work with Blue cross
I l notice in my life when I see a man I will like to touch the man for sex
I have a big dick *
I like men who have money around me because I have no money

* breaks ass

Guestbook of makesyouhappy

Kasper – May 3, 2018
Great sex – but I prefer it with someone who’s read a book

Anonymous – April 16, 2018
PERFECT PLEASURE!
No blah blah, he takes out his cock, it takes care of everything!
He really loves his cock and never stops looking at it with love and admiration and making sure it’s happy …
He pumps it with wild intensity to get rid of its pressure and screams bloody murder when it explodes, it’s rare among escorts!
Perfect way to relieve himself!

Dick XL, Cut
Body Athletic
Body hair Not very hairy
Position Top
Kissing Consent
FF Active
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Bottom
Rate per hour $100
Overnight On request

 

________________

FuckMySlutFace, 18
London

18. LONDON. FACE FUCK ME AND DESTROY MY BITCH FACE. I HAVE AUTISM.

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Bottom
Kissing No
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Oral Bottom
Rate per hour £150
Overnight On request

 

_________________

Twink4Hardcore&£££, 19
Newcastle

Hi guys, I’m a 19 year old, gay, completely and extremely bottom escort looking for older guys who want to exchange £800 – £1000 for the fuck of a lifetime!

Some of the things you can get for your money:
Brutal skull fucking – Feel free to grab the back of my head and skull fuck me as hard and deep as you can, I love being made to cry, getting all sloppy and covered in saliva, you might make me throw up too which I’m totally ok with (it actually really turns me on).
Extreme Insertions – If you’ve got any big toys or huge objects lying around the house feel free to slide them inside of my ass. I’ve had an 18 inch monster dildo shoved up me before, I’ve took a girl’s fist forearm deep but never managed to get a guys fist inside of me yet (although I am desperate to). I’ve been double penetrated with 2 dildo’s but never by 2 guys yet and I want it so bad! Basically just leave my asshole a gaping mess.
Ass2Mouth – Pull your cock out of my ass and slide it straight down my throat. You can swap between my holes as many times as you like. I taste really good.
Watersports – I love watersports. You can pee all over me, on my face, in my eyes. Slide a funnel in my ass, fill it with pee, then I’ll squirt it into a glass and drink all of it.
Human beer holder – I can be face down with my ass in the air next to the sofa and had my asshole used a beer bottle holder.
Human Lamp – I can be stood naked in the corner of the room with a lamp shade on my head and massive butt plug shoved up my ass.
Human soap dispenser – I can be face down ass up in the shower with a bottle of hand soap shoved up my ass with only the pump sticking out so soap could be dispensed straight from my hole.

For the record, emailing me and saying, “I’m a virgin, can we meet and see how it goes”, isn’t gonna interest me. However emailing me and saying “I want to fuck your throat until you puke, then pee all over you to clean it off, then fuck you doggy style with you face down in the vomit!” is more the sort of thing I’m looking for!

Guestbook of Twink4Hardcore&£££

bluecarnival – April 29, 2018
mental anguish. i’ll discuss further but for now let’s keep it this way or you can hmu then ask me directly.

albert – April 4, 2018
Teen wreck craving for the fire wave that surfs his veins to surrender his soul.

PERSE – March 14, 2018
handful of brain cells and all that other stuff you won’t give a shit about

Dick S, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight £1000

 

______________

A_gay_profile, 20
Skärholmen

There’s no classy way to say ‘binge drinking’.

I am not gay, but man do i need money. I haven’t had any kind of physical relationship with a guy but if there is a possibility of it happening with cash, I’ll high tail it out of the hetero world like it’s a house on fire. Just don’t be fat and have hair on your head.

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

_______________

argh, 20
Berlin

Fist of all i don’t speak german, second im not in Germany yet, im looking for money to go there again as soon as i can because I truly love the country.
What i’m looking for: dudes in Berlin or anywhere in Germany who get hot for guys who look like me and want to bring me there to do the obvious and then see where things go.
I have a rude personality but i’m not physically aggressive at all. Don’t depressed me for god’s sake.
I play guitar and i sing… im not Christian Älvestam but i’m good though… metal is just my type of music.
What i dislike: Dumb conversations about sex before we have it, stereotypical gay sex, techno, Frank Miller, Joss Whedon, Christopher Nolan, the word “cringe,” the phrase “it is what it is,” Morrissey’s stupid face, Ryan Gosling’s incredibly punch-able face.
¿How you’ll know that i like you? I’ll send you emojis, if you’re driving me crazy i’ll send you videos.
¿How you know I stop liking you? I’ll stop messaging you.
I have very VERY low tolerance after a while if you don’t flatter me or if you’re a jerk.
¿The man of my life? I’m the man of my life.

Guestbook of argh

Kristsing – May 3, 2018
Your attitude denies who you are.

miillykim – April 29, 2018
U would never say, “Makeup is for girls not for boys”. Well guess what? Deodorant is for everyone, what’s ur excuse for not wearing it?

Dick L, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position More top
Kissing Yes
FF Active
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight €600

 

_______________

illkeeplaughing, 23
Arlington

i love daddys and bears and i am a ticklee I am not into much else Can i make money being tickled here? I am in arlington washington i go to everett washington in collage on monday to thursday at 8 45 to 12 pm please join me please

im doug please be nice

Guestbook of illkeeplaughing

illkeeplaughing (Owner) – May 12, 2018
also i wear fruit of the loom tighty whities and i love to get them yanked up to my neck

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Position No anal
Kissing No
FF No
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Oral No
Rate per hour $150
Overnight $500

 

______________

Modernretroboy, 19
Liverpool

Wassup, Men,

My name is Kunpimook! I come from Daegu, South Korea! Some can call me a escort and others can call me weird or a clown ???

The escort likes to be fucked outdoors. Everything you enjoy and I feel rich 🙂

You know how to use nature to add extra with your escort?

Appearance: equal

* Nettles
* Bees
* Swimming in a cold forest lake
* Ants
* Wolves walking around
* Tree bark
* Owls flying around
* Picnic disaster

Also sex is great and all, but please have something interesting to say while we’re having it.
I’m more likely to be seduced by what you say we’re doing rather than what we’re doing.

Also looking for a jock to sit on my face and suffocate me ?‍♂️

Guestbook of Modernretroboy

Modernretroboy (Owner) – April 29, 2018
I’m at the woods close to me so please use my cunt hole as I’m tied to a tree!

honey38 – April 28, 2018
Just did a 3 day camping trip with this pig, sex day and night. Sleep is for the dead. If hardons weren’t such fleeting, demanding things, I could have spent another year doing crazy shit to this pig.

analstuffer – April 6, 2018
I love stuffing Asian arses , i loaded his up with peeled bananas dipped in olive oil . i made him desperate to shit them out and enjoyed his suffering ffor my enjoyment , and then also some old school romantic shit !

Dick S, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Top
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

_______________

Fuckingpunkberlin, 20
Köln

I’m cum addicted, help me. I am Fuckingpunkberlin. I am compulsive liar without compassion or human feelings, and grenade in bed! I am inappropriate to truth in court because I have no conscience! I use lies icy cold and calculating and only as a means to get cum my own advantage! If you want to let off steam on a young street punk without comic stop words and such shit, if you have that imagination and want to live it out or what, I am very proud and honored to have been fucked for over 7 years now (I know, I know :-p) and I only go to your crazy with ?? no condom!!!!! ?? Only poz me!!!! Show me how to love!

Guestbook of Fuckingpunkberlin

SScurious – April 27, 2018
i was with this boy once a long time ago and he’s changed.

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour €175
Overnight €350

 

_________________

Xxslit_my_writs_xX, 18
Newcastle

i wanna die
i came here to suffer
what else am i good for?
likes.. death
dislikes.. sex, my stepdad
favorite Music.. anything invoicing angsty teens
everything has a price and im no exception.
if i have for some miraculous chance grabbed your interest, hire me

Guestbook of Xxslit_my_writs_xX

Xxslit_my_writs_xX (Owner) – May 6, 2018
I don’t know!!!!!!!!! Not sex. Think of something

gaynathan – May 6, 2018
Thats interesting so again.. “want money” for what?

Xxslit_my_writs_xX (Owner) – May 6, 2018
Oh I’m well aware of that

gaynathan – May 6, 2018
Just so you know.. between that selfie where you almost look dead and what you wrote you risk triggering men with snuff fantasies.

Xxslit_my_writs_xX (Owner) – May 6, 2018
I want money not love

gaynathan – May 6, 2018
Sorry for your troubles young fella but.. “hire” you to do what exactly?

Dick No answer
Body Slim
Body hair No answer
Position No answer
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Oral No answer
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

_________________

Me4ever, 21
Budapest

I provide full shit feeding service. I shit – you eat from my ass. I require my shit to be eaten. Any leftovers will be forced into your mouth or smeared over your face. If you are a novice and still need to get used to the idea that you are shiteater and your mouth can indeed be used as a full toilet, I can shit on your face and then hand-feed you my shit. Some people like eating shit from plates or from toilets, which can also be done.

I’m here to shit in your mouth, not to kiss you. I do not fuck you, you do not suck my cock.

My interest is just to gather enough money so that I can go back to live in Portugal.

(If you need PROFESSIONAL EATER, 18 yrs, thin, cute, just let me know. I will conect you with him.)

Guestbook of Me4ever

jongengay – May 2, 2018
I might have a crazy fantasy, but would you want to go to a gay forest with me ?

NoOneKnewMe – April 19, 2018
Stay classy.

Dick L, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position No anal
Kissing No
FF No
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty Yes
Oral No
Rate per hour €200
Overnight €600

 

_________________

HaHaHA, 18
San Antonio

I started highschool with straight A’s, now im not even straight.
I went from earning A’s to getting D’s.
I’m very cute, and it’s about time I started earning money for it.
I would like to leave my anal virginity with someone else.
My armpits are sexy as fuck.
I hate masturbating.
My friend keeps telling me I am not 18 but I don’t listen. He’s 13.
Lastly I’m the person that you dont know cause we’re strangers.

Guestbook of HaHaHA

HaHaHA (Owner) – May 13, 2018
Everyone who contacts me is SO OLD. I’m not that hard up! I have friends with rich parents who give them big allowances. Isn’t there boys like that here who can afford me or who could filch some money off their parents?

HaHaHA (Owner) – May 10, 2018
I already have a bunch of those.

Rachellet – May 10, 2018
I’m not well off enough financially to afford you but I think you’re insanely cute and sexy and I think I’m good* for you.

*Notice I didn’t say right for you I said good for you because I don’t believe that you will ever find the fuck who is right for you.

Dick L, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF Active/Passive
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour $250
Overnight On request

 

_________________

Wimplosion, 19
Cairo

To be honest, you look very generous … and that’s why I write to you.

I urgently need a lot, 4000 € because of debt … would do much for it …

I. REALLY NEED 4000 € AND HAD NEVER WHAT THAT ASKS WITH A MAN.

THERE IS ME
SCHOOL TOLD ME AS A FUN SAID SELLING MY ASS …
GOOGLE HAS UNDERSTAND THAT ASS EARN MUCH WONDERY.
I DO NOT WANT FIRST THE ONE THEN OTHER 15000 €
I only need 4000 € …
BUT CAN YOU MAKE A CONTRACT THAT I THEN ONCE IM
MONTH WITH THE HUGE SEX HAVE
HIM SATISFIED BECAUSE HE GAVE ME 4000 €.

PLEASE UNDERSTAND ME I THINK IT WRONG BUT, ON THE ONE, I WANT IT TO ALSO … Hello and thank you for writing me. As is in profile, I had no experience escort and am a almost virgin … except one friend drunk I had nothing left
In the ass.

I need 4000 € or MONEY and I thought so, I introduce myself as an escort online.
A trip to the Dubai would bring me 20 times but if I give my ass to some one then I know at least something.

Oh. just because I don’t look like pervert that does not mean that I can talk normally!

Guestbook of Wimplosion

Wimplosion (Owner) – April 24, 2018
No, I’m still absolutely obsessed and paranoid my friends want to hit on him, it’s the strangest thing ever.

Scuzz – April 24, 2018
its been abt 5 weeks just thot id check in, see if you sharing.

thatsmineoridk – March 18, 2018
You can stop soliciting this escort now. He is my boyfriend exclusively as of 02/26/18. On that date he traveled to Rotterdam and turned over himself, his paycheck, his immediate belongings, and was given a tattoo (that reads exclusive boyfriend of me with my full legal name and SS#). On 03/08/18 he transferred title of his car, some stocks his parents had bought him, his bank account to me too. There will inevitably come a time when I’ll need to share him strangers to stay hot and bothered, so if you’re interested check back here in a month or two.

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Top
Rate per hour €180
Overnight €4000

 

________________

thebizzareone, 21
Denver

My ass has never been fucked
I’ve never been with a guy
I’m straight
I need to be fucked and paid something
Pay something and fuck me as much you want

First send a picture of you
This image of you shows your face in the foreground – and not pixelated, out of focus or tiny and not 3 years old

1.) You show yourself
2.) I find out if you give me erection

-I suffer from paranoid hallucinatory schizophrenia (triggered by traumatic experiences and stress) since I was 15 years old but that should not be a problem for you unless you say to me I have split personality.

I don’t know if this will happen but I worry about it …
If after you fucked me or while you’re doing it I told you I loved you and wanted to be with you forever, what would you do ?

Guestbook of thebizzareone

thebizzareone (Owner) – May 8, 2018
These are inter-dimensionals people, these arent glitches or malfunctions in the Sun observer tech, these are where the energetic waves are going to be helped directed coming in stronger from as they redesign how it all takes shape and form for their desired outcome, Ive pointed out numerous times that these sky anomalies we are seeing now have not been seen in thousands of years and if you think thats BS youre fooling yourself, these skies are amazing whats going on out there.

thebizzareone (Owner) – May 8, 2018
A lot of doubters out there who dont realize or understand whats going on, this isnt a pyramid shape, Its a cube, an ancient cube of a sacred geometry craft of super advanced inter-dimensionals who are soon going to be changing things up in our entire soul-ar system, Its already begun, you can choose to ignore it all you want because Its not going to matter what people think because Its happening on a massive scale beyond anyones understanding.

Dick L, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Position Bottom
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour $200
Overnight $400

 

_________________

WetLifeGuard, 18
Viterbo

I want a man who is going to take up for me and if someone says something to me he is not afraid to say something back and when I just need to get away he will be there or when I need a hug he will want to

Guestbook of WetLifeGuard

WetLifeGuard (Owner) – April 22, 2018
You sound desperate af

smart231 – April 22, 2018
I’m Edward by name 51 years 6.0ft tall. I work as a builder,contractor and also a small scale business man. I like being honest,sincere and loyal just being an open minded man. Make a friend be like a family is all i like to do. I’m a christian and i have a a strong believe in God just like our believe in America “in God we trusted “so i have a very strong believe and trust in God as well . I celebrate all the festive including the Xmas festive. I celebrate the festive with both friends and families. So you as my partner is welcomed me to celebrate with time at the very period of time. My joy and happiness is always of kinda different on very festive period cause i try to celebrate all festive with one new thing either getting a new house,a new car,a promotion at work or one good thing. My mama is always happy to have the festive with me cause she always believe in me i gat to get a new things for her and also for the all family members who are always with us. So you as my partner should always be happy with me on this day as well cause we gat to be happy together till the end of our entire relationship once we have a good trust and sincerity with each other. To this extent of which i celebrated the festive any workers and coworkers also celebrate together and are always happy as well. No matter where i travel to around the globe i definitely gat to come home at all means for my festive time no matter the condition and the circumstances. I love my job as well and always very happy of being a builder and a contractor cause i think we builders also help in the development of the nation as well both home and abroad. It’s a great opportunity for me to be in here cause i haven’t been hoeing on any of this app like this before which even go to deep to the extend of knowing ones details and also ones character like this compared to any other app i really enjoy this company and give them a very good rate and voting point of almost 99.9%,tho i should have give the whole 100% but the remaining 0.1% is for me so i keep that to myself….lol. Honestly i love this app and a give kudos to to the chief admin for such inspiration. I also love listening to music like RnB ,Rock stars and most time gospels as well. Watching movies in cinemas as well is one of my favorites but that just happened mostly on my holidays time. Pls the sake of Christ and God don’t be fake i don’t really like fake profile people to give me a text on this app. I want a very real and a very sincere person to be with or have text and like to have a good relationship with.So one more time if you are fake profile ass stay out of this pls cause i will always report any scammy traces i see in here and i will always avoid your text once i see anything looking scammy and fake stuff on here with me so be ware of that from me tho. Let try and make things real on here and we gonna both enjoy each other till the end. A good heart and open mind will always do the best and also receive the best,so i always have a coat of the day all times.

Dick S, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

_________________

oliver18, 18
Glasgow

Hi I am Oliver I live with my DAD in Scotland and looking for dates here online but please not older than 20 ok nice guys who can talk and with whom you have sex when it should spark between us why not sorry my English but I’m from Barcelona and I’m here with DAD.

Guestbook of oliver18

oliver18 (Owner) – May 12, 2018
Also avvoid ggoodgguy drug addict thief to stqy at his place doewnt clean qfter himself in qnger smash the whole plqce real age 33 from poland has syphillis love bare sex on crystal meth and ghh addicted to mulltiple substances his p

ggoodgguy – May 11, 2018
He giving me that good shit?

oliver18 (Owner) – May 7, 2018
Message to other escorts… Avoid Paul19799. He is dangerous and doesn’t respect limits. He entices you with his generous pay. Do not be tempted. We had a one hour date but he tied me up and raped me and other things for three days. He’s cute and talks with you but it’s not worth it.

Paul19799 – May 6, 2018
Ideally Im looking to lay on the floor of a room to make me give huge mounts of loud groans as you’re looking up at me scared, wanting to make sure it feels good for me. Id then blindfold you with a gag ball in your mouth strangle you as I fuck you in missionary slapping the shit out of you all the way through “Saying you fucking piece of shit” “you fucking worthless piece of fuckign whore” woth my hnds still round your neck, angrily as Im letting out my morning woods that has made me sexually frustrated out on you as you say “Thank you ” like the good lilwhore you are. The question Ive asked most? How many guys have I fucked? Its just over 200 guys,and counting so Im experienced and know what Im doing. Call me a dirty pervert and you’ll give me an instant horn.

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour £150
Overnight £350

 

_______________

weirdooo, 19
Yorkshire

For all who did not hear it, I went crazy, I AM A ESCORT NO MORE.

I can’t escort as I can’t escape this.

I just need a friend or a buddy who can act as my close friend now ?

Let’s talk about it later ?

Guestbook of weirdooo

weirdooo (Owner) – May 1, 2018
True story dude

LukeorLukas – April 30, 2018
You may have gone crazy but at least you have a great ass. That’s more than most of us can say.

Dick L, Uncut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position No anal
Kissing No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral No
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

________________

fuckimpanplease, 19
Budapest

Being pansexual sucks. :/ am i rite? Uuuuuugh I hate being pan. I can’t help it tho! But anyone do stuff with me? I dunno, spew love and fuck ‘n shit?

Guestbook of fuckimpanplease

WildBoar – April 25, 2018
Hi 😉

fuckimpanplease (Owner) – April 22, 2018
Truuuueeee. Why do you need a special word for it? Plus, I hate it when people say that pansexuals only fuck boys and girls. I’d get fucked by a wild boar as long as it paid me!

tardis666 – April 22, 2018
YEP YEP YEP. IM PAN SEXUAL AND I TRY TO EXPLAIN IT TO PEOPLE AND THEIR LIKE ” u fukin loser lmao kill yurself “

Dick S, Uncut
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Oral Top
Rate per hour €80
Overnight €120

 

________________

Kaked, 22
Los Angeles

I’m a cannabis stoner and a gay! I’ve been a gay since I was a kid. My aunt owns a gay sex club in Long Beach called Teeth. I started taking and giving dick at 11 so I am an old hat!

People say money is root of all evil but according to my own philosophy, women are the root cause of every evil on the face of the earth! This is my main reason for having nothing to do with women!

Please do not email me horrible derogatory statements. I don’t understand the purpose of it, what does it accomplish?

Dick L, Cut
Body Athletic
Body hair Not very hairy
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour $200
Overnight $350

 

______________

purityitself, 20
Halle

NO ESCORT! NO ESCORT! NO ESCORT!

Hello, I’m very happy, I’m Bjorn, boy born in Stockholm at the moment by sircustansias of the alive life in Halle, Germany, small town in this country.

Who is Bjorn a boy that life had him accustomed to a life of rich to a life full of everything he wanted he had.

Time was passing and those riches were ending my parents dying life I was cruel I was left with nothing and now I am living my life like any of you a life without riches and not in peace.

For me not everything is bad because I am also a boy full of many virtues virtues. Also, Bjorn is a humble honest boy, solidary and, above all, sexy, recent life taught me to be sexy at 20 years of age.

I’m looking for a wealthy friend somewhere. I’m looking for a wealthy friend, I need something. I may seem superficial to many, but my prey are only successful entrepreneurs, managers, CEOs, lawyers or doctors.

If you are an employee, please do not write to me, because I will not answer such pathetic requests.

Dick XL, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight €3000

 

_______________

wowie, 18
Brussels

I stupid and I admit that. I proud my self ❤????☃?☕?⛳⚾⛷????⛺?

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M No
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour €100
Overnight €400

 

_______________

yourfuturedoctor, 21
London

A Darwinistic goofball who can get along with just about anyone who is logical. Sometimes, the illogical as well, but I haven’t pinned down what traits redeem an illogical person in my eyes.

I want to fall in love first, but greencard for money is a second option. Hit me up. Alternatively, if you just want to fuck, my cock has been nicknamed the Pink Tornado, so there’s that.

Dick L, Cut
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Position Top
Kissing Consent
FF Active
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour £210
Overnight £700

 

________________

RimBaudelaire, 20
Berlin

I decided early on to be different
I like to fight with the normal, I like it when my opponent is older and stronger
It doesn’t have to be physical fighting, it can be a psych out or staring contest for example
I always lose, even though I am extraordinary
Love to wear horny clothes during battle, like to wear tight skinny frayed ripped jeans, holey shirts …
Piercings: Snakebites, tongue, ears … will be expanded!
Also very easily taken deep into hypnosis and trance to re-write my subsconscious core beliefs
Also I’ve been always hurt and rejected and I don’t want to experience it anymore
Also I’m a virgin so that’s the final thing to do
Also problem getting an erection need to see a “doctor” in the area, I prefer much younger doctors with no experience <20
Think, here I find the “largest selection”

Guestbook of RimBaudelaire

darkestfalls – May 3, 2018
Wow too much awesome going on here

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour €150
Overnight €1000

 

 

*

p.s. RIP Glenn Branca. Another great one is gone. Here’s Thomas Moore’s recent guest-edited Glenn Branca Day if you’d like to check in with his great music. ** David Saä Estornell, Thank you, David. ** David Ehrenstein, Ah, great, so glad Ira came through! ** Ferdinand, Hi, man. It’s strange, those stories of Clark’s interventions with Renfro during ‘Bully’. One of the performers in ‘PGL’ was in Clark’s last film, and he had totally nightmarish stories about Clark’s out of control behaviour during the shoot. I hope that interesting methodology re: relieving the pressure does the trick. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. I seem to be out of it because I’ve never heard of this whole ‘lean’ thing before reading your comment. Very curious. I will course try to go educate myself. ** Sypha, Hi, J. I still haven’t seen ‘The Informers’. Haven’t felt much of a jones to. Kiddie balls, ha ha, mmmph. Whatever worked, right? Lighter the ball the better the bowl was my motto. ** _Black_Acrylic, I’m glad everything is kosher with Alex. I’m still way down for the Compendium post if you still want to do that. Agency of None is a sweet name, and that is charismatic logo. Might you get involved with that project? I was very suspicious of ‘Climax’ after the crappiness of ‘Love’, but everything I’ve seen and read about it has gotten me very excited to see it now. ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! Cool, yeah, he does seem like a SCAB muse now that you mention it. I definitely want to come check out Hungary at some point, and now that we’re pals, it certainly only makes doing that more doable. There’ll be a way. No, Zac and I need to talk more about my idea for the short film before I talk about it, but he seems initially into it, and thank you for asking. I’m glad the shop is becoming something of a second home. No way (!) about running into the ‘protagonist’. Very cool. Still waiting for Zac to get the ‘clean’ version of all three episodes done so we can submit them, maybe today, I hope. Unfortunately, the problems with our producer are becoming severe. She still hasn’t paid us, and it’s been 7 weeks since we were due to be paid, and we’re all having money problems because of that, and we keep begging and borderline threatening her, and all she does is give empty promises and talk bullshit, and it’s getting near the point where we may have to take legal action against her, which will only end up fucking the project up even more, and the whole thing just incredibly sucks. Ugh. Other than that, ha ha, yesterday was mild and pretty uneventful. How did Tuesday turn out? ** Wolf, Awwooo! (sp) Yum: your new apartment. I want to set foot in it. Many foots, in fact. So much realness. Awesome, I’m so glad I asked. Here’s where I want to tell you that you should write a novel or creative nonfiction tome or some such. My real? Hm. My local tabac, Cigarium, has reopened after its vacation. The woman who runs it pronounces ‘Bonjour’ as ‘Bonjour-uh’. I’m kind of addicted to hearing her say that. Zac says it’s probably due to some regional accent or something. He’s promised to go with me and listen and try to solve the mystery. My hot water heater is leaking a little. A young Italian couple just moved into an apartment on the first floor, and their and our windows face out on this kind of boxed in multi-story terrace kind of thing, and they fuck with their windows open at least three times a day, and she wails and screams throughout, and it literally sounds like a ghost is raping another ghost in my living room. I think I’m out of realness. Your turn, ha ha. Unreal love, me. ** James Nulick, Hi. Not sure Brad would have provided much of an escape from your unhinged psychotic meth-head boyfriend. The stabbing and the other attack things here suck, but 90+% of the time Paris is super safe with a low crime rate, and I’m sure it’s a whole lot less dangerous on a day to day basis than pretty much any city in the States, even Seattle. So true about how if solutions were snakes, they often would have bitten you. Love back. ** Misanthrope, Hi. Some of the most sane and stable people I know had the worst, most destructive parents. Oh, I’m sure it was me who got the wine thing’s weekend wrong. Oops. I’m pretty sure my getting hit on the head with an axe at 11 years old explains a ton of things. ** Kyler, Hi. Thanks for the link. I’ll check that out. Seriously, every artist I know who makes work that’s particularly disturbing or violent or whatever, from Peter Sotos to Paul McCarthy to whoever, is always a sweetie-pie. It makes total sense to me, although I can’t explain why. ** JM, Hey. Yeah, I just avoid all TV nowadays — although I def. will watch the ‘Twin Peaks’ — because it would eat my time alive if I investigated it. Having rampageous curiosity about books, music, film, art is a lot to juggle, but I seem to. I miss TV sometimes, but not even close to how much I miss video games, but I’m going re-pluinge into them as soon as I get a free week or three. ** H, Hi! I’ll be in NYC, I think, although it’s not confirmed, from June 7th to the 28th. I want to see Nathaniel Dorsky’s films projected a lot. My eyes are peeled for an opportunity. Take care. ** Right. There they are again up there making their monthly visit. See you tomorrow.

_______________

Is Sub Sea Systems’ Aquaticar the Next Great Dark Ride Concept?

‘The submersible Aquaticar features seating for two guests, side-by-side, shoulder-to-shoulder. Each seat is adjustable so that both riders’ shoulders are at the same height under a “breathing canopy,” that not only provides a continued supply of air to breathe, but also keeps guests dry from the chest up. This is accomplished using positive air pressure.

‘The Aquaticar is powered by a “Bubble Engine™” that guides the vehicles along a pre-existing track, approximately 9′ underwater. The track works in conjunction with the cars. As the car travels along the track, it triggers a mechanical air register, which releases air from beneath the track, underneath the car. The car is collecting the air. The air in the register serves two functions. Some of it goes to the Bubble Engine, and some of it goes to replenish air in the breathing canopy.

‘Sub Sea Systems is known for what de Bie referred to as “low volume throughput” attractions like the Sea Trek diving helmets and Clear Lounge, where they can only process a limited number of guests per hour. However, in a theme park or water park setting, where there are higher quantities of guests, Aquaticar will allow Sub Sea Systems to bring an underwater experience to a high-volume park environment. The theoretical capacity for the Aquaticar system is between 400-500 riders an hour.’ — Coaster101

 

______________

This under construction attraction at Fantawild Dreamland Zhengzhou in China is also worth mentionning… It is described as a part walk-through, part boat-ride and part SFX show like Disaster at Universal Studios. But not your regular boat ride… Boats here can hold up to 200 people.

 

_______________

‘The map above details the rides, attractions, shops and restaurants around my proposed theme park Lava Field. Here we’ll focus and detail on the three anchor E-ticket rides / shows:

The Lava Field Geothermal Plant: Roller coaster ride
Lava Field Expedition: Scenic drive-through
The Vulcan Legend: multi-media performance.

‘The Lava Field Geothermal Plant is a thrilling rollercoaster ride that forms the centre piece of the Lava Field. The ride itself is spread across the entire Lava Field. The Geothermal Power Plant structure will serve as the main entrance and the attraction facade. Behind the structure is the queueing, ride loading & unloading, and maintenance building. There is a primary show building at the top right which houses the majority of the show scenes of the ride, and a smaller secondary show building, disguised behind rock-works, is located at the centre of the park.

‘Guests will board the Deep Earth Explorer to begin their tour of the geothermal power plant. The ride vehicle has quite a few special features. Firstly, it has a very distinctive steam-punk finishing that echoes the geothermal power plant itself. The drilling head at the front can actually spin. However, to reduce the weight of the vehicle, it is not powered by a motor. Instead, it is simply connected to one of the wheel axes so that it will spin when the vehicle moves. There will be a few exterior section of the ride where pedestrian will be able to see the vehicle. As such the spinning drilling head is more of a show effects for the spectators, not for the riders on-board. Furthering that, there is on-board smoke effects when the vehicle is in motion during exterior sections. As such, when the coaster swooshes by, bystanders will see a trail of smoke being left behind the vehicle. This, in general, adds another dimension of visual kinetism and energy to the overall Lava Field area.

‘The ride itself is a hybrid of dark ride and roller coaster. The ride layout, and thus the ride story, revolves heavily around the aforementioned track arches, where the vehicle is accelerated via an inductive motor before being shot up the arched track.

‘The Vulcan Legend is a multi-media performance in a dedicated theatre. It celebrates the ancient myths and legends that surround the volcano. The theatre sits at the far side of Lava Field. From the outside, guests will only see the tip of the volcano. Only when they enter the theatre will they realise the body of the volcano is actually made up of Pele, a Hawaiian Goddess of volcano, and the lava is actually her beautiful flowing hair.

‘The theatre has a curving shape, which echoes with the flowing lava. The overhead trusses keep the theatre’s theme cohesive with the more industrial looking geothermal power plant.

‘The theatre is open-air, which is partly inspired by the Roman Tarragona. The open-air nature of the theatre also allow pyrotechnic effects during the show. The seating area forms a ‘V’ shape, with three levels of seating area on each leg. The opening on the lower right hand corner of the show building is the queueing / waiting area for the performance. I have not thought through the exact performance yet, but I imagine it to be based loosely on the Hawaiian legend of Pele.

‘The last attraction in the Lava Field is the Lava Field Expedition. It is a ride that simulates a real scientific expedition on the Lava Field. The story for this attraction is simple. You have been invited to join an expedition to a remote Lava Field where geologists have recently discovered. You goal is to collect some rock samples and do some analysis on the area to determine whether it is suitable for the development of a geothermal power plant (which, of course, ties neatly into the Lava Field Geothermal Plant ride).After a short briefing of the mission, guests will then board the L.P.V (Lava Pioneer Vehicle).

‘The L.P.V. is very much a NASA inspired vehicle. It features a wide windscreen which can afford excellent panoramas during the ride. The ride vehicle sits four people in a row, all facing forward along the windscreen. Three will be just passengers, whilst the remaining one will be the driver! Consider the Lava Field Expedition as a twist to the classic Disneyland ride, Autopia.

‘The driver will have a small degree of control over the direction of the vehicle which is confined within a path, and have some control over the speed with the pedal. Note that the driver cannot stop the vehicle due to the pacing of the ride itself. However, he can control the speed, which will in turn determine the bumpiness of the ride (faster = more thrills). Though, the speed is tuned such that, even at the fastest speed, the L.P.V can never catch up the vehicle in front to prevent collision.’ — The Blue Armchair

 

_______________

TRON Lightcycle Power Run Coming to Magic Kingdom Park at Walt Disney World Resort

‘Tron – our highest-rated attraction at Shanghai Disneyland – is coming to Walt Disney World Resort in Florida in 2020! The TRON Lightcycle Power Run attraction at Shanghai Disneyland is a coaster-style attraction where riders board a train of two-wheeled Lightcycles. It offers access into the energy, lights and excitement of TRON’s high-tech universe and is one of the most thrilling adventures at any Disney park.’ — Disney Parks Blog

 

__________________

Here’s what I think will be the Cedar Point 150th anniversary 2019-2020 coaster.

 

_________________

Amazon Drifter is a combination of immersive high-definition media, special effects and water. Currently under development, the company is in the midst of creating a layout with a potential rollout for 2019. The 12 passenger concept, themed around an Amazon River adventure, floats down a waterway in a trough. Below the boat will be a submerged conveyor belt with a motion base underneath it. Using this technology, the dark water ride will be able to bounce the boat up, roll it from side-to-side and even turn it 360 degrees. On- and off-board SFX elements such as wind, mist, scent, heat and cool air also add to the immersive experience.

 

__________________

Universal Studios Super Nintendo World Plans Leaked

‘The image above reflects how Super Nintendo World would look in Universal Studios Florida. From all of my personal sources, the exact footprint of the land fits exactly with what I have heard since before this project was announced. Meaning the E.T. Adventure stays, but the Animal Actors Stage, Barney and Fievel’s Playland are going away. In addition, the land that was once occupied by the former Hard Rock Cafe will be utilized where you see the Super Mario attraction in the upper right.

‘If you notice the entry for the land would fall just outside of the Central Park area by the lagoon in Universal Studios Florida. Princess Peach’s Castle would serve as the weenie to enter Super Nintendo World and you’d enter through an entry portal of sorts complete with interactive attractions featuring Pokemon and other interactive gaming areas.

‘In the upper left you have a section of the land dedicated entirely to Zelda. However, it’s the yellow building towards the top that you should pay special attention to. Hyrule Castle Attraction may be the most unique thing coming to this land. A few months ago, we broke the story of Universal filing a patent for a puzzle theater here. Along with the layout of the land came this interesting piece of concept art.

‘Zelda would be the franchise that would use this one-of-a-kind puzzle theater attraction. If you’re unfamiliar, the seats of this theater could move up and down, side to side and even pass over one another. A concept that hasn’t even come close to being done before. Plus, if I understand this correctly, each show could be different based on how the audience interacts with Link. Meaning the theater could move in different directions based on game play.

‘The only thing that was confirmed to the press at the media announcement at the groundbreaking at Universal Studios Japan is there would be a Mario Kart attraction. Not a surprise to anyone in the industry and the above concept art might seem confusing. Assuming it’s real, this would probably mean the attraction would use virtual reality to make it appear you’re racing alongside Mario, Luigi and the gang.

‘The next piece of potential concept art that was released was this piece of a Donkey Kong roller coaster. Notice how the actual track is below the show track. An arm suspends the actual coaster train above the track that riders see as they move along the course. This would allow you to achieve those cartoon like sequences in the game that a real coaster could not possibly do safely in real life. Finally, based on what I know, these images aren’t entirely correct. If my sources are right, there is a Yoshi dark ride that has entered the mix since the layout above was made.’ — Josh Young

 

_________________

Norway is trying to cement itself as a destination for all things Viking. Thor’s Rike (Thor’s Kingdom) in western Norway aims to not only be Norway’s largest theme park when it opens, it wants to become the “Viking capital of the world”.

The theme park which is scheduled to open in 2020 will feature an array of roller coasters and carousels, along with “infotainment” so guests can learn about the history of the Viking warriors. Visitors will be able to eat like Vikings and even barter like Vikings at shops around the park.

So far developers have revealed that the park will be broken up into several different sections, including a forest, a gigantic castle-fort, and a trip through the Norse underworld. Developers described Thor’s Rike as a “theme park in Viking costume.”

 

_________________

Dollywood MASSIVE CLEARING for 2019/2020?? New Roller Coaster??

‘There is an enormous clearing behind Thunderhead and Mystery Mine in Dollywood. It has got to be at least 1/4 of the size of Dollywood. As of now, we know it will be the largest expansion in the parks history and will come in 2019. Basically what they have done is leveled a preexisting mountain. The smoke you see is because they are burning all the old trees back there because the wood isn’t good enough to sell. We do not know what will become of that space as of now.’ — Coaster Studios

 

_________________

Holovis and S&S unveil world-first media-led rollercoaster concept

‘Media-based attraction company Holovis and thrill ride company S&S-Sansei Technologies have announced a design and patent for the world’s first Immersive Elevator MediaCoaster.

‘The Immersive Elevator MediaCoaster starts with a narrative. This will flow through a highly themed media and interactive preshow. Guests will then board what initially might look like a traditional dark ride. The ride vehicle will then enter a 360° dome. Rich media will then completely surround the guests, with no need for awkward VR headsets or 3D glasses.

‘Stuart Hetherington, CEO of Holovis said, “We have paralleled the key structure of narrative based entertainment and applied it to the physical coaster experience, something that has never been done before in this way. Coasters have long been the traditional form of physical and thrilling entertainment. However, typically the patterns of excitement peak at the highest point. This is usually towards the beginning, then drop as there is no connected narrative to continue the thrill.

‘“This scalable design extends the overall ride time. It also allows for complete customization of the guest experience in the elevator section before the guests realize they are about to drop back into the real world, thus heightening the thrill levels even more.”’ — blooloop

 

_________________

Mystery River re-opens as Excalibur on 7th May at Movie Park Germany

‘The attraction will be completely re-themed throughout. King Arthur, the Knights of the Round Table, and dark creatures and fairy tale characters will populate the attraction, and the famous sword from this mythical history makes its appearance: Excalibur.

‘Visitors will be sent by wizard Merlin on a risky search for the legendary sword Excalibur. This was stolen from the knights table and must be returned to the rightful owner, King Arthur, as soon as possible. The journey is only possible by making numerous dangerous maneuvers through enchanted forests and dark caves.

‘This ride is one of the oldest and most popular in our park, so now we want to do justice to this veteran from our park’s history and give it a dignified and fresh upgrade including the new name: Excalibur – Secrets of the Dark Forest.’ — Theme Parks-EU

 

_________________

Animatronics get more animated

‘Garner Holt Productions, which manufactures many of the animatronic characters used in Disney’s attractions and other parks, has developed what it calls “Living Faces of History.”

‘The next-gen animatronics incorporate as many as 46 servo actuators in the face and 7 in the neck. They are capable of millions of combinations. The company had a Cockney character on display at the IAAPA expo that demonstrated remarkable expressiveness and fluidity. It could convey a variety of emotions such as wide-eyed wonder and immediately transition to disgust.

‘”We’re trying to push the limits,” says GHP’s president and founder, Garner Holt. “We want to replicate the human face as closely as possible.”‘ — USA Today

 

_________________

German manufacturer Maurer has created what it calls the Spike coaster, the world’s first interactive coaster. Passengers straddle the seats like a motorcycle and can control the speed of the cars by turning a throttle mounted on their handlebars.

 

_________________

Alterface launches Erratic® Ride, the first non-linear, mixed-media, interactive ride

‘Benoit Cornet, CEO and Founder at Alterface, announced the company’s new Erratic(R) Ride this afternoon at EAS in Berlin. The new Erratic(R) Ride utilizes trackless ride vehicles to move guests in and out of a central dispatch zone into “dead ends” where interactive experiences can occur.

‘The design takes out the element of a singular loop or linear path. This can provide an opportunity for storytellers to rethink how they tell a story in an attraction and also gives designers a chance to create “moments of enjoyment” while transferring between the scenes. Cornet explains this as ways to speed up the cars, or spin them around for additional thrill. “We believe the dark ride is all about motion, and we are breaking away from slow, linear movement,” said Cornet.

‘Cornet said the magic will be in the non-predictability of the ride. The way scenes are organized and what happens in each scene can be different from ride to ride, so what one rider experiences will be different from what their friend does in a different car.

‘Alterface is partnering with ETF to use their Multi Mover six-passenger vehicle that will be controlled by the general show control system.’ — inpark

 

_________________

The world’s largest indoor theme park prepares to open in Dubai

Visitors can spin in a gondola modelled on Thor’s hammer, wave to the Powerpuff girls in a colourful parade or get chased by ghouls and madmen when the world’s biggest indoor theme park opens in August 2019.

More than 20 rides and attractions at IMG Worlds of Adventure are in the final stages of testing and commissioning, with acrobats and dancers preparing for live performances since February.

The park – spread over an area equivalent to 28 football fields and high as a 10-storey building – promises hair-raising experiences such as the Haunted Hotel, whose visitors must be 15 or older to “check in”.

 

________________

Harry Potter expansion (Universal Orlando)

 

_________________

All-Terrain Dark Ride From Dynamic Attractions

‘At first glance, the All-Terrain Dark Ride system may not seem that exciting. We already have ride systems that are trackless and self-driving cars are found on highways daily. We have seen rides like Radiator Springs Racers at Disney California Adventure have two vehicles racing side-by-side, but is there any real sense of danger since those cars are on a track with a slot in the middle? Over in Skull Island: Reign of Kong, a trackless vehicle can slowly take tight turns and even small inclines. However, that experience is with roughly 50 people. Hardly intimate and terrible sightlines if you’re in the middle or the front of that truck.

‘This new ride system from Dynamic Attractions accommodates smaller groups of six in two rows, meaning you’ve got a far more intimate experience with far better sightlines than a Kilimanjaro Safari or Skull Island vehicle could ever imagine. Most importantly, you really don’t know where this thing is going to go. Think about it. Any other ride system that is outdoors follows a clearly defined path. You know where that vehicle is headed at all times. The All-Terrain Dark Ride? You have no idea. Your vehicle could speed up and pass one ahead of your own. It could go under a waterfall. Maybe a hatch opens up in the middle of a field and all the vehicles enter a secret underground bunker!

‘The vehicles come with a fantastic onboard audio system. It also comes with sub-woofers so it has this nice deep, high-quality sound. In terms of other on-ride effects like scents or mists… we’re not gonna do that stuff,” said Walker. “The reason why is we aren’t simulating anything on this vehicle. It’s all about a real experience. So if you want to go through water and get splashed in the face, we are gonna put water there and you’re gonna get splashed in the face. We don’t have to fake anything!

‘Another interesting piece of trivia is the scope of an attraction like this is virtually unlimited. George Walker told me that this kind of system is only limited by your budget. Meaning, the distance to which these vehicles can be controlled is enormous. Imagine a Kilimanjaro Safari ride with these smaller self-guided vehicles. Granted, you couldn’t quite get that close to the animals with an open-air vehicle this low to the ground. On the other hand, could you build a Jurassic World attraction where you drive around in Jeeps dodging animatronic dinos? Yes, you absolutely could.’ — Josh Young

 

__________________

DOF Robotics Dark Ride Flying Theater project final tests of synchronization

 

__________________

Leading creator of media-based dynamic simulation attractions, Simworx, and Dutch ride manufacturer, Mondial, to launch the 360° Flying Theatre

‘The new 60-seater attraction promises to deliver a real sensation of flying as guests experience a movie on a huge domed screen, enhanced with new technologies and optional special effects. Simworx is supplying the Flying Theatre as a full turnkey solution, complete with show control, audio visual and effects hardware.

‘Simworx, known for its 4D effects cinemas and Immersive Tunnel, is an expert provider of media-based attractions worldwide, from full turnkey solutions, custom attractions, product development, manufacturing and service support, to film content and complete themed attractions. Clients can also access a vast film library with a range of subject content to suit a wide variety of venues and audiences.’ — blooloop

 

___________________

A Studio Ghibli Theme Park Is CONFIRMED for 2020

‘A new theme park in Japan will bring to life the worlds created by Hayao Miyazaki, the renowned animator behind films including Spirited Away, Howl’s Moving Castle and Princess Mononoke. Studio Ghibli, which aims to open the new attraction in 2022. The ambitious plans were announced by the regional government, which said the park would be built at the Expo 2005 Aichi Commemorative Park in Nagakute city, near Nagoya in Aichi Prefecture.

‘Featuring rides and forest trails inspired by Miyazaki’s many critically acclaimed animations, the 200-hectare park will be peppered with European-style brick towers that often appear in the master animator’s films.  There will also be spider and boar-shaped spirit installations evocative of Miyazaki’s work.

‘The main gate will be designed to conjure up the 19th-century structures in Howl’s Moving Castle, and there are plans to have a recreation of the antique shop from Whisper of the Heart. A Princess Mononoke Village is set to feature, as is Witch Valley, an area with Howl’s Moving Castle and Kiki’s Delivery Service-themed rides and attractions. The Dondoko Forest area is already home to the house from My Neighbor Totoro, which was built for the 2005 World’s Fair. There will also be the Big Ghibli Warehouse, filled with Studio Ghibli themed play areas, exhibitions and cinemas.

‘Projected costs for the project are yet to be disclosed.’ — parks-to-be

 

 

*

p.s. RIP Adam Parfrey, visionary publisher (Feral House) and singular countercultural force. ** David Ehrenstein, Awesome on the Baillie props. Yes, give Ira a shout. And obviously tell him I told you too, if you like. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Yes, I think your recent call-out to ‘Castro Street’ is what put making a Baillie post in my head. I’m onto your reviews. Everyone, Two great ways to go from Mr. Erickson today. (1) Here’s his short take on Michel Hazanavicius’ ‘Godard Mon Amour’, and here’s his lengthier read on Coralie Fargeat’s bloody and much liked film ‘Revenge’. I’ll go hunt down the Benjamin LaMar Gay pronto. Sounds way eclectic. I’m actually a big admirer of ‘Flowers of Romance’, so I’ll try to find another way in. ** Jamie, Up, up, up, J-string! It seems entirely possible that that Baillie film has been here here in some form. Super good news about the Writing Gang’s positivity on your screenplay, even on your doubted opening. Great example of how one can not always know all the tentacles of one’s strengths. And you’re re-fired up! Best news of all! Well, re: the TV show, we’re in a development deal right now, so technically ARTE could decide they don’t want to produce it. Hopefully we’ll make it through to the locked-in phase. Hard to tell on when it would be shot. We’d like to shoot it early next year, but that’ll depend on how long it takes to get the script acceptable to them. I can’t imagine there’ll be any less than six months between acceptance and going into production. There’s a lot to arrange, especially with what will presumably be a giant, pro shoot like this series will require. So it’s a wait and see so far. Really need to get a title sorted before they start suggesting titles. Zac and I have a pretty solid working title for our next film now, which I don’t want to reveal until it’s 100% certain, but it’s a good one, I think. I have been up to little apart from work, honestly. Meandering about. I’m about to check and approve the layout/look of my new and very soon to-be-published gif fiction book, which isn’t really work. A couple of friends are coming into town. Going to a concert this weekend. Until then, just finishing the TV script. And you and today in combination? I hope your Friday is like a cruise liner in a champagne bottle. Hair shearing love, Dennis. ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! Well, it’s not finished yet. Our meeting with Gisele got delayed until this morning and reset on Skype because she’s away overseeing a performance of one of our theater works right now. After that we’ll make the changes she wants, and then … and then it might just be mission initially accomplished! Reading is the best. It’s really hard for me actually work in those settings too, but I find those situations good for resting my head back and letting my imagination try to write a rough draft of what my fingers will eventually enact. The great thing about the daydreaming part of writing is you don’t censor yourself or worry that you don’t know how to write down what you’re thinking. That does sound exhausting: yesterday, but that is really fascinating about the Brazilian woman. Yesterday I … hm, worked on blog posts, made plans to go to a concert, found out a couple of friends/collaborators will be in town this weekend to visit with, and otherwise I think I just smoked cigarettes and read a little and daydreamed about nonsense. How was Friday? It’s almost the weekend! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Oh, no, that’s terrible news. Jesus. I guess there’s no sense in waiting until he’s had a restorative nap and time off? And I guess finding another partner with whom to continue YnY is a bad idea? Well, endure the loss, I guess, and try to keep your fires about the future for it that you imagined roasting and mutating because there’s surely another route that, although reconfigured, will carry your energy and ideas through. I’m sorry, my friend. I can only imagine that disappointment, and after such a triumphant re-beginning. Love to you. ** JM, Ooh, I’m going to investigate that seemingly purposeful building of purposely empty buildings. What a gorgeous idea. How’s everything going? ** Right. I geeked out on one of my beloved areas of great interest today in hopes there’s at least a scatter of others out there who get similarly charged up at the current re-upping of what theme parks can accomplish. See you tomorrow.