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lifeispain, 20
Bayreuth

I am half as wild as the tiger of Roy.

To get me to go with you is more annoying/difficult than you think, so if you are confused then you can start by answering this question:

What would Viking Penguins do and how would that affect the conflict between Batman and the Joker?

In fact, I’m not really interested in whether you like to wear handbags or hit the gym everyday, whether you polish your nails or the rims of your car.

Your age may only be a number, but your mind shouldn’t be as little as your cock. Both should be mature enough, but not rotten.

I’d consider dating you but get used to not seeing me very much if we do. My escort job is very important to me, requires dedication and a lot of late nights and lots of hours.

Possible sex-inducing topics: Literature, rap, pizza, the dialectic of evil.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy, No beard
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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LoveFATguys, 18
Milford

I live in Ohio. I am I high school.

I used to think it would be cool to pull my pants down … and of course I thought smoking would be cool too …. and not listening to others and doing whatever I’m up for. but I think I threw myself away.

I hope too much that no one puts his feet or anything in my throat. So whoever reads this know exactly that I’m not into feet. ?

I need money badly right now and I will do what it takes to get some, but I would prefer to do as little as possible.

ReMeMbEr ThAt EvErY AsS In ThE wHoLe WoRld FEElS THe SaMe InSiDe. ☝

Guestbook of LoveFATguys

buttycunt – March 1, 2018
Skinny cute boy with a cock like an on-off switch. Lazy and reluctant at first, acts put upon and anxious to do the bare minimum and get it over with, but as soon as he’s hard complete personality change and starving to do whatever you want him to do. Then he is a boy who can’t stop kissing deeply, moaning and squealing at high pitch, makes love wildly at any speed and clasps all that you have to offer. Great sex … raucous sex … sloppy sex … with him what you want, you get!!! And then … as soon as you are hooked and in love, he cums … he looks at you like you’re crazy … HE RUNS AWAY LIKE MAD!

L1803 – Feb 23, 2018
Make sure you cum before he does. He was literally on his feet and putting on his underwear while the cum was still spurting from his cock.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
Rate per hour $150
Overnight $300

 

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SamIsAGayBoy, 18
Antwerp

I Am Very Nice, Which Is Great

Guestbook of SamIsAGayBoy

imponderable – Feb 5, 2018
23.6., fat balls

alexchan – Jan 12, 2018
please have a cute face.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy, No beard
Position Top only
Kissing No
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
Rate per hour €250
Overnight On request

 

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Manager, 19
Berlin

My dad is here on contract and I am with him to get away from the middle east for once. In Riyadh it is not allowed to criticize the royals but people argue LOUDLY over bread 😛

Be bottom, have cash, let me breed you.

Guestbook of Manager

college1992 – Feb 19, 2018
He spread my horizons as he spread his legs

vxrgxl – Feb 17, 2018
Parents will love him. Neighbours won’t.

Lalola – Feb 16, 2018
i really need you to be the foot master in my life!!!! i need to feel your feet smell every moment in my mind!!!!!

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy, No beard
Position Top only
Kissing No
Dirty No entry
Fisting Active
Rate per hour €100
Overnight On request

 

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ExecuteMeByFiringSquad, 19
Dublin

im 6ft2”, im 19 and have a slim body.
i rent myself for firing squad execution games while clothed or shirtless.
everything realistic but with toy guns, no injuries or damage.
i value my life seriously because it’s the only thing that I have to enjoy.
only with men who are not there to act like an animal without consciousness.
no interest in dying, just love to play and good at faking.
sex ok but only after, “necro”.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation No entry
Body Slim
Body hair smooth, No beard
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
Rate per hour €400
Overnight €450

 

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Lightacandle, 19
Eugene

HI EVERYONE IM A NEW TEENAGER SISSY BOY WHO WANT TO GET FUCKED AND SUCK COCK, YO.

I want to be booked and fucked. I don’t drive. I will be your sex whore for 1 hour. I will let you know where to meet me. I’m almost always horny but I’m not always free because of job. But when I am you can go to town on my ass for as long as you want. Forget the 1 hour thing even. I want to get cum in my face or ass. I want to eat a lot of cum. I will be your cum dump. I’m so horny on Friday that you can go for as long as you want and I will pay you 20 dollars to go to town on me. I also sell my used underwear for $5 a pair, or they can be a part of the meal.

Guestbook of Lightacandle 

Lightacandle (Owner) – March 2, 2018
I didn’t respond to your message because you’re gross.

fuego45 – March 2, 2018
you didn’t respond to my message

Lightacandle (Owner) – March 2, 2018
In what sense?

fuego45 – March 2, 2018
fake

darkwolf – Feb 19, 2018
looks about 13 yrs but is 19 (i checked), arrived at my hotel in a heavily chemmed (or overwrought?) state, frantic eyes, pouring sweat, clothes completely soaked through, never seen anything like it, tried to give him oral but it was like drinking him, basically oil wrestled with him for an hour, managed to breed him twice, had to spend a couple hours after he left blowdrying the bed.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Dirty No entry
Fisting Passive
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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t-bone, 20
The Hague

Hello, my name is t-bone. Well, that’s what my friends call me at least.

I’m currently studying International Communication Management at The Hague University and New Media & Digital Culture at the University of Amsterdam, specializing in fields as fashion, sustainability and consumer behavior.

I don’t make love, I just fuck. I abandon sex that I am no longer interested at.

Guestbook of t-bone

LikeColdVodka – March 6, 2018
Heavily recommend nutting in his mouth when you’re done

Dimitrymind – Jan 5, 2018
Does anyone else ever feel this way, not just with this escort? He shows up. He’s intensely gorgeous and hot. You think, What have I done in my life to deserve having sex with this beautiful, perfect young god. Then you talk with him, and you have sex with him, and as great as it was, you look at him afterwards and think, There’s a good reason why he’s a whore.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved, No beard
Position More top
Kissing No
Dirty No
Fisting No
Rate per hour €180
Overnight €360

 

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The_Strang_Er, 19
Buskerud

Well, my friends, I’m leon. I love s*x, I love $$$, I am Emo. Unfortunately I’m hetero but I also am a satanist, I love satan. I pray to him everyday. My favorite color is death. You can catch me at weekends accidentally too high to be socially graceful. Yes, I have great hair and NO, you can‘t touch it. Oh yeah and I have BPD.

UPDATE 10/18/17 not doing this anymore cause I have cancer stage 2 and am dieing

Guestbook of The_Strang_Er

Dark_Abyss – Aug 15, 2016
I must worship satan and all living creatures as they are considered to be gods. I am also seeking a boy to worship and obey me as well because by having him my body can remain soulless and i can be one with satans spirit…

Dick M, Cut
Orientation No entry
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved, No beard
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting Active/passive
Rate per hour €110
Overnight €250

 

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yummybooty, 18
Los Angeles

I am a virgin. I wanna lose it big time to a big hard cock and for big bucks.

I am obsessed with cocks even though I never touched one. If you like my booty let’s talk.

And I’m trying to see how can I maybe become a prostitute. Never done things like that before.

Guestbook of yummybooty

yummybooty (Owner) – Feb 19, 2018
I am not a virgin now. I don’t want to become a prostitute. Deleting this. Bye.

you_dreams – Feb 18, 2018
?⭐⭐⭐

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Dirty No
Fisting No
Rate per hour $200
Overnight On request

 

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seekwhitesugardaddy, 18
Dusseldorf

I want to learn to be an English gentleman. That starts from being a schoolboy, learning to dress properly, wearing my school uniform smartly and properly, and learning to speak properly. It might also include learning to play sports – such as cricket and rugby – well. I am looking for a Sugardaddy – a middle-aged well-off and well appointed gentleman – who is willing to take me on as his son, and raise me again from a young prep schoolboy, starting right from the very beginning, and learning to be a proper British gentleman.

By being his son, I will also adopt a name of his choice. This is reality.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy, No beard
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Daddyissues, 18
Forest

I’m a shy guy who’s a submissive slut in my head but who’s awkward when it happens. I am so cute. People say I’m bony but yeah. I’m 5”4 so very short and very skinny. I have a cold heart and don’t care about anyone or anything. I would love to do it with someone that can satisfy me for who I am. If you discover errors while we’re having sex, feel free to tell me. I like to listen to that. Since I am prostituting, love offers are pointless.

Guestbook of Daddyissues

smurflover – Feb 27, 2018
He dutifully and gleefully lay down on the bed, raising his bum to allow me to slide the diaper under him. The ritual complete, he raised his arms to get some help to his feet. I surprised him by lowering my face to his bare belly and blowing a raspberry, delighting both of us and causing a tickle fight to break out.

Anonymous – Feb 10, 2018
He’s at my home right now laying tied up and drugged and goofy wearing girls lingerie waiting for anyone to come write all over him in sharpie all over his body and face. No sex. Message me for directions.

Tomahawk – Jan 30, 2018
Never done anyone like you, but have watched porn and know I like seeing boys like you with older guys

slimthick – Jan 22, 2018
He’s so little and skinny and nervous and strange in bed that his cuteness becomes a nonissue sadly.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
Rate per hour €320
Overnight €300

 

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teen-kennel, 19
Rotterdam

You want teen boy. I got two. They strays need good home.

1. Half britis-half irish expant, 18, spending a semerter here, very arty, very edgy

2. Chineese, 19, here to attend sckool course, his major is accupuncture.

For one cost is €4500. For both special cost is €8000.
They give suck 2 dicks at a same time, grouped fuck in ass and mouth at a same time, suck one dick at a same time and so on… They don’t kiss, suck, fuck each other. Only with another man.

Guestbook of teen-kennel

teen-kennel (Owner) – March 1, 2018
Just your average cute guy who doesn’t give a f*ck about anything.

Anonymous – March 1, 2018
More information about 2.?

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved, No beard
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
Rate per hour On request
Overnight €4500

 

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IMightLookStraight, 20
Orlando

I’m just a straight stoner dude besides this when I have gather the thoughts of wanting someone to rim and eat my ass followed by fucking it. I have had 3 dicks in my ass from 7 to about 10. One guy went hr straight on my ass and cummed like 8 times. Married (wife approves).

Guestbook of IMightLookStraight

slawa – Feb 19, 2018
I’m amazed at how someone 20 years old could be so ridiculous, unconscious, immature …

I sent you my photo and you do not care to tell me even so much I as do not eat there. I sent you my number, at least you should have the decency to reciprocate, but no you ignore people. You do things I think only children can do, but not adult people ..

I remember when you called yourself BROXTH and after having agreed to meet with me, you blocked me and then wrote me privately to tell me that I’m great ..

If you’re not the person I described here named BROXTH, but you are, know that there are people who hate you, so watch what you do; and if you are BROXTH, please I beg you to contact me and explain why you’re doing this, so I do not feel I am ugly. I would like to REALLY understand the reason why you did this ..

For others, watch out for this bitch..

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Not very hairy, No beard
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
Rate per hour $300
Overnight $700

 

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dontjudgeanyone, 19
Idaho Falls

Hey.. i know nobody will actually want to message me or get together and fuck or whatever since im not really worth the air i breath, but nonetheless i might as well try ig right? im 19 almost 20, i only wear black and i hate people, i live in idaho falls area and like getting fucked in the motels along the highway outside town by strangers driving through to clear my head of stupid s**t.. im sick in the head and enjoy seeing pain but ive never been mean to a stranger unless they betrayed me… and then they usually go to sleep like all the others…. currently working on my ged and getting a proper drivers licence and yeah ik im a f**king loser for doing so but i live with my birthgiver still as all the money ive ever earned thusfar from my various jobs the last couple years has gone directly into her pocket for bills and debts and s**t because shes practically a single mother with three kids considering my newest step dad cant save money if it was locked in a f**king vault in the depths of deep space i swear to f**king satan… anyways as im sure you see i tend to rant easily… i try not to but with strangers who fuck me is the only place ive ever been able to really talk right lol. Had a f**ked up past and im f**ked up now but i wont get into that just know im not as sane as many would like… well i wont keep you anymore have a rainbow unillama day ?

Guestbook of dontjudgeanyone

fuckersquad – Feb 16, 2018
get the satisfaction VERSATILE AND GIVEN IN EVERYTHING, a nice cock, Loaded with what we like the most and Some buttocks

dontjudgeanyone (Owner) – Jan 20, 2018
Sorry,had a break due to person reasons and have lost everything

dontjudgeanyone (Owner) – Oct 15, 2017
Thank you Walker, i believe you,i’m crying. i will talk to my mother, thank you,i love you, jimmy

blankostaff – Oct 13, 2017
hi jimmy, it’s me walker from the other day. i’ve thought more about what we talked about and if agree to come live with me, in addition to what i proposed (college and full support) you can bring your mother and half-siblings with you. i have a place for them to live and a job for her. i hope you will now believe my sincerity, love walker

MaybeMyNameIsMatt – Sept 29, 2017
Strange boy, cute and generous with his bits but on another hand, very depressive and tiresome acting with bad vibes.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
Rate per hour $120
Overnight $240

 

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Felipe, 21
London

Do you still remember the first person you loved? Maybe still love? Do you remember the sound of his voice? Do you remember the infinitely beautiful moments when you wanted to work your way together into your future? Or the common walks during the day, when you could see the beautiful flowers blooming or at night, when the stars beamed with the moon? Do you remember the unique smell of this person who has fogged your senses, who has brought you into other worlds, immersed your life in a new universe? Do you remember the way your heartbeat accelerated as soon as that person entered the room? Do you remember his smile that made your heart beat as if a bolt of lightning had hit you and poured through every single vein of your body? ] This person is unforgettable, your first love is unforgettable and always will be. ?? You can always have sex with me, I’ll help you with any problem, and I can speak English a lot.

Guestbook of Felipe

Supertramp – March 3, 2018
I’m going to paraphrase Thoreau here… rather than give me love, than my money’s worth, than faith, than pleasure, than fairness… he gave me truth.

je_m’appelle_hugo – Feb 21, 2018
It’s true the whole time I kissed and sucked and rimmed and fucked this boy I was thinking how is this even humanly possible?

ARAB-ZEUS – Jan 29, 2018
Best ass that ever lived

15minwithyou – Jan 10, 2018
The fact like a good hearted schmo like me was able to fuck this exquisitely beautiful creature is astounding and absolute proof that there is a God.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved, No beard
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
Rate per hour £280
Overnight £600

 

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ForYouAnyTime, 21
Hannover

I have brain cancer.I won the battle.now i looking you…

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved, No beard
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Dirty No
Fisting No
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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IAmCrazy, 19
Seoul

I’m looking for a sex date maybe more ?? looking someone who doesn’t mind me texting them every few seconds…. someone who doesn’t mind how emotional I am.. and also is really into me ??? that’s it, those are the requirements ♥ ?

Guestbook of IAmCrazy

Tall4short – March 2, 2018
Important words of advice to those hiring IAmCrazy : Do not in the heat of passion say the word “love” or words like it . Do not give him your real or full name , your phone , your email , your social media contacts . Arrange everything through this site then block him as soon as he shows up . You will thank me .

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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WhiteAndWilling, 24
Guelph

Question: I’m bent over the bonnet of your car and I’m crying and whimpering from the pain of you fucking me. Do you

A: Tell me to shut the fuck up, slam my head against the bonnet and fuck me even harder.

B: Ask if I’m okay ?

Clue: If you answered B then we won’t be a match – unless you’re black ??

Picture is non-facial as I’m closeted but I ain’t bad-looking.

Guestbook of WhiteAndWilling

_empty_ – March 8, 2018
He is cute rabbit ? likes a BIg Big ???. Fuck him if u what nourish The Rabbit!

completo – March 1, 2018
He like to fckn in the mouth. Gag reflex is as good as gone, so you can do what you want;) That means you can skimp on him for all sorts of art.

toto78144 – Feb 19, 2018
young buttpirate looking for cowboys from the bareback mountain

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved, No beard
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Dirty No entry
Fisting Passive
Rate per hour $50
Overnight $100

 

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Guyofgoodpursuits, 20
London

Honestly, I’m just dying to have an honest to god intelligent conversation with another intelligent guy but older and wiser.

I realise that letting him have sex with me is a reasonable price to pay for that and I’m prepared to pay.

But it’s important to me that the sex be like we’re taking a short break from our conversation.

Guestbook of Guyofgoodpursuits

TheAcropolis – Feb 20, 2018
Well, to put it simply, he was, dare I say it, completely new to having sex, but pretty open to the basic things, although with no sign of taking pleasure on his side, apart from the semi-stiffened penis. Soooo… yeah. What the hell.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Dirty No
Fisting No
Rate per hour £120
Overnight £320

 

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Lucky, 20
Essex

Im 20 almost 21. Im here to to look for a new start in life. I havnt had a great time with it so far. Im looking for someone my age who i can borrow money from and have a good time. I’ve got plenty of love to give. I love to take my guitar out and serenade people.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy, No beard
Position No entry
Kissing Yes
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
Rate per hour £80
Overnight £120

 

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hahahahahaha, 18
Sofia

I am not your usual escort. I am not here to rent myself. I am here to be bought. From now until eternity. My price seems high, I understand, but considering the unending compliments I have gotten in my life, I think it is far below market value.

I am cuter than you. I am sexier than you. Imagine me having no desire besides pleasing you and giving you complete control over everything (body, life and soul). Want to make you extremely happy.

Sex anytime, any place, anyhow. Cleaning, running errands, chores, beatings – everything. Kick my balls (you would own them). Remove my balls and castrate me (it would be your right).

I am 18 and have no experience beyond looking at porn and some boys (I need a man). I will do everything for you.

I only ask that you show me what you look like without clothes before you buy me. I have no face picture in my profile as I just turned 18. But it is cute. Trust me. Buy me now.

Purchase money is all I’ll ever ask of you. I’ll never look in your eyes, always kneel before you – face down. I’m ready. My life given to yours for an initial cost. Love you.

I see some writing to flatter me (that is a waste of time). Buy me or don’t write me at all – no interest but thank you.

I’m 115lbs. Age regression is a beautiful thing. You wish you had a boy, well I’m young and can be much younger if you want or anything.

I found this site from a friend who had success. Thank you.

Guestbook of hahahahahaha

Mister_X_Y_Z – March 4, 2018
please show yourself, otherwise you are not interesting for me.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved, No beard
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
Rate per hour On request
Overnight €25000

 

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visitorfortop, 22
London

Hello. Im coming from Hungary and looking for somebody to host me next week from Monday to Wednesday (two nights). Im looking for very old men, like 60+ and I just like it so do not ask why .. Im coming on Monday night and would like to know if I can repay for your hospitality with my asshole. Im inexperienced and reserved .. I dont speak English (we can use my mobile App GoogleTranslate for speak) .. but Im in love with the alcohol and cigarette and I know how to use my asshole. heh.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy, No beard
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Dirty No
Fisting No
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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prime_meat, 23
Hamburg

You are looking at this profile. I don’t see how that possibly could be a coincidence.

This profile is more of an experiment for me. That’s why I would never call myself professional.

I am a young student who looks very, very nice and wants to see how that plays out on the open market.

I am quite tall and slim and like to hold my cock, let me discover how it can spoil you.

I also have a very nice looking ass, but unless someone shocks me it is not available.

Guestbook of prime_meat

Macbook56 – March 6, 2018
One day you’ll end up with me.

prime_meat (Owner) – Feb 28, 2018
I would fuck first and see how things go

wrennrowthecat – Feb 27, 2018
Hi. I am thunderstruck by your photos. I am ready to propose marriage to you right now, as rash as that seems. I’m 56. I’m wealthy (4 million dollars in the bank). I live in Louisiana. I like to cruise in a boat with my lover, cuddle and talk about nature. I’m a simple country man who just enjoys all kind of country songs, both old and new. I’m a cool cat and love looking simple and smart. My favorite dishes are Italian and Mexican, I also like home made red chili spaghetti with grilled chicken. I have a sharp sense of humor and a spiritual mind. I’m easy going and love my job a lot. Please say yes and wear my ring.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position More top
Kissing Consent
Dirty No
Fisting No
Rate per hour €200
Overnight €450

 

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Gymboyonwheels, 24
Boise

I’m young, attractive, and use a wheelchair because of a spinal cord injury I sustained in college. Sometimes I can walk a short distance with crutches. I’m a very nice person to get along with unless you make me upset then I will get mad. I’m also very horny. I hope you enjoyed reading this.

Guestbook of Gymboyonwheels

xiaoxiaoxiao – Jan 28, 2018
You need security to like your muscles.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Not very hairy, No beard
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
Rate per hour $175
Overnight $375

 

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dariouslacey, 18
Hazlet

I haaattte!! doing this this things. When I’m not doing this I direct and act in horror films, been in makeup and special FX for two years now. Help run a haunted house in Hazlet. Inspired by Slipknot from a young age. Currently vocalist and guitarist for Clowns of Chaos. Go by Monstrosinator. Here for moolah and shits and giggles. Trying to find a horny man who won’t be entirely frightened after walking into my room finding all horror movie posters and halloween decor. WHERE DO I FIND SUCH A MAN? Waiting to find out.

Guestbook of dariouslacey

dariouslacey (Owner) – Feb 23, 2018
Mmmm… That would only really happen based on three conditions: (1) let me make my horror movies and play in my band, (2) give me time to do my homework, and (3) drive me to/from school every day.

Punchingbag666 – Feb 23, 2018
I’m looking for a longterm boyfriend who wouldn’t be afraid to let me get very aggressive with him sometimes. I would want to punch you in the face randomly and slap you while I pump your ass. I would want to be able to punch you out of the blue like I just caught you breaking into my house. I think you’re staggeringly cute. I would probably never tell you that again but just so you know. Hit me up if this arrangement makes you as hard as me.

dariouslacey (Owner) – Feb 14, 2018
ok now we’re in the ballpark

ruben young – Feb 14, 2018
Death is not an Escape. > Gamer (Xbox One) > love Horror?? > Something Psychopathic ? > writes (NOT SEXDATE, BFF, etc. Otherwise ?) > »Do what is RIGHT not easy

dariouslacey (Owner) – Feb 12, 2018
is anyone here who believes in true love?

ExtremeTalk52 – Feb 6, 2018
What gets your cock hard horror boy? For me it is talking about snuff.

You have the dark side and love talk of giving a guy your air? That gets me super hard.

I only want to talk so Cyber/Paypal only. I want to find what gets you super hard.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Not very hairy, No beard
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
Rate per hour $250
Overnight $500

 

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silence_bottom, 21
苏州市

i am a nursing student . May i nurse u ?

Things i dont like in Sex- Kissing, foreplay .

i am willing to meet first and audition for u .

i single longtime ?? .

Guestbook of silence_bottom

silence_bottom (Owner) – March 12, 2018
i cant ? . who could ? .

Skierniewice – March 11, 2018
If u want a cash hotel or car sex with me 1h 120€ 500zł or night with me 300€ 1200zł im fort time żyrardów city in mazowieckie if u dont know wher Google it , yesss it in Poland .

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Dirty No
Fisting No
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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warhole, 24
Paris

Here the guy who has a lot of friends who are not gay but .. “with you I’m good” … So, be awaaare

Men are obsessed obsess me.
The more I despise them, the more their venom burns before sinking on my smooth skin.
Verlaine, Rimbaud go to bed ‘I’m here

Guestbook of warhole

chrisdrah – March 2, 2018
I am looking for my Magic Boy. Who is he? Who knows! Maybe he is a jock, maybe he is a farmer, or a closet case like you. I believe that love can find you no matter what! Let’s fuck and find out!

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position More top
Kissing Yes
Dirty No entry
Fisting Active
Rate per hour €265
Overnight On request

 

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youngbrunnettebroke, 18
Berlin

There is always the question of “what do you want?” For me, though, it’s not a question of what I want but a lack of ability to pursue what I do, indeed, want. One will often find me setting aside what I long for in order to help support another, which is a great quality to have, but not so great when you have a job and keep getting fired for unexplained absences. So I will take this opportunity to be selfish, just this once, in order to say… here I am, pay me…

Guestbook of youngbrunnettebroke

666Priest666 – March 9, 2018
I have like others fuck this trash many times.
The more he submits to worshiping my dong the more the precum keeps flowin.
Just one of the glorious signs he’s living his life the way he was meant to.
Worshipping cock.
Living for cock.
Become our cocks.
Accept it cock is his god. Our dicks are his mind.
He was never in control…
He just never realized it.
COCK IS HIS GOD.
So he gives in to his destiny.
HE STOPPED DENYING IT
He was born to worship cock
He’s addicted to worshiping cock
He lives to pleasure our penises
Say it with me brother!

youngbrunnettebroke (Owner) – March 7, 2018
Okay I get it Luther. Its either let me fuck you or I’ll tell C and B and everybody. Fine, you blackmailing piece of shit, I’ll do you for free once, that’s it, once, and if you say a word about it anyone I’ll have that guy kill you.

SnowGlobeX – March 6, 2018
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He’s real 18 years young, a stunning very naughty androgynous horny slim hairless sex-Boy.
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Therefore, it was an awesome date with him 🙂
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Do you like the cool androgynous boy who straddle you with its colorful underwear and can eat up of cock in every way?
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I estimate beside his body and his sluttiness and his full lips sweeten his fresh breath, his tasty and also undersize receiving ass and his manoeuvrable smooth body.
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He was happy to give me some of his experience as used horny Buttboy and would grant me that I was sleeping with him and gave his ass the most traffic in the world.
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Whether you like it tender, wild – he can adapt to you always … he is very loose, when fucking you can ram really him.
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youngbrunnettebroke (Owner) – Feb 27, 2018
Also Luther I call bullshit on ‘i want to be an escort’. You’ve wanted my ass since that first moment I saw you at L’Escargot. It’s painfully obvious. Every time I’m with you you look at my ass like a panting dog. If you want it, you have to pay like everybody else.

destroy-the-boi – Feb 26, 2018
Sissier, swishier, more limp wristed, femmy fuck dol skank than in his photos. Very fake posh accent and queenly carriage that borders on a Monty Python skit. Girly features with VERY fem demeanor and a skinny butt with EVERYTHING on the menu. I am a very HORNY daddy who knows how to treat a trashy ass like his. Pretty squalid scene. Not for everyone.

youngbrunnettebroke (Owner) – Feb 21, 2018
Luther, if you tell C or B or any of our mutual acquaintances that I do this I will kill you. thats not a joke. You prbly think ‘that little queen could’t kill flies’ but I know a guy who will do it as a favor to me.

dontbullshitme – Feb 19, 2018
First I dressed him up head to toe in the following gear-
Skintwo rubber catsuit shirt
Crinklz nappies
Plastic pants
Hood with covered eyes
Shoulder length gloves
Thigh high stiletto boots
Ball gag
-then I ripped through the pants and nappy and fucked his brains out!

NewHere – Feb 16, 2018
Hi, so strange, this is Luther, friend of Clarissa, we’ve hung out a few times, I’m studying this site trying to decide if I want to try escorting, and I saw this profile and realized you’re an escort, I didn’t know, I wont say anything promise, Would you be willing to give me advice and tips, I’m feeling torn?

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
Rate per hour €300
Overnight €500

 

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fireman24, 24
St. Gilles

Hello i am a married fireman..

If you’re just curious about firemen.. don’t bother me please.

Guestbook of fireman24

fireman24 (Owner) – March 4, 2018
booking yor date
*close your appointment
*shoose a day to start xxx for you
*playment is through playpal
*leave your name after playment
thank you very

LoveMeAllNight – March 4, 2018
You are exactly what I’m looking for, and I am exactly what you’re looking for.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Top only
Kissing No
Dirty No entry
Fisting Active
Rate per hour €00
Overnight On request

 

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offeredbymygirlfriend, 20
Madrid

i serve, obey and please my girlfriend.

Above all else my only desire is to please my girlfriend.

i worship my girlfriend.

i worship my girlfriend’s body.

The beauty of my girlfriend fills me with awe.

To receive her pleasure I must earn it.

i trust my girlfriend.

i am nothing more than an object of value – an instrument to be employed by my girlfriend for her pleasures.

i ask my girlfriend for permission to satisfy whatever need i have before acting on it.

my heart and mind are the property of my girlfriend.

i always give thanks to my girlfriend for all i am given immediately after receiving what she gives me.

i must be specific in my speech with her.

i will not hesitate when responding to my girlfriend.

i will thank my girlfriend for the affections i receive, specifying what i received and expressing the reason as to why i was given them.

i have no requests or demands of my own other than that which falls within the context of the rules of this escorting job she has selected for me and of that which is needed to pursue the ambitions i am allowed to seek out as an escort according to the permissions i have received from my girlfriend.

i am always in love with my girlfriend.

All the decisions as to what i will agree to do with my customers as an escort are based upon whether or not they will please my girlfriend.

When i am not in the presence of my girlfriend and i have choices to make – i will perform them to the best of my abilities.

i have a tattoo of my girlfriend’s face on my right shoulder that i sport with pride for it signifies my love for her.

When i am considered ready – i shall wear her wedding ring to signify my permanent and undying devotion to only her.

Guestbook of offeredbymygirlfriend

ALEXANDRU-MARIAN – Feb 20, 2018
BIG ATTENTION this boy is infested with HIV and HEPATITTIS C,was found in the last test in December,I can prove with papers.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy, No beard
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
Rate per hour €150
Overnight €650

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, He would seem to be. Yeah, I can imagine ending up in some weird mood where that retreading would seem interesting to parse. ** Jamie, Hey, hey! Oops, but, hey, it’s good that your birthday had some girth rather than just being some flighty King for a Day thing? I’m okay, I think. Yeah, mostly. Eddo Stern is excellent, I think! And The Spheres weren’t too shabby, I’m reasonably sure. I’m being a good soldier about the ‘secret’ script. Between Zac and me, I think we’ll have gotten a solid draft of about 4/5 of one part of it — it’s in three parts — ready to send to the Boss (Gisele) for her hopeful mostly approval today, but I’m going to be stuck working on this thing day in, day out for weeks. But okay. I hope your hangover has settled into being a kind of soulfulness by now. May today turn Paris into a festive bonnet and place it on your city’s tallest skyscrapers. Peace on earth love, Dennis. ** Wolf, Animatronic canine! Hackney … okay. I don’t know if I’ve been there. Probably. Hackney is famous, but I don’t remember why. Or it’s one of those parts of London that know-nothings like me have heard of. I think a lot of the parts of London whose names I know is because they’re mentioned in Kinks lyrics. Why else would I know the name Willisden Green, for instance. Anyway, … Plain scones! I think I’m into clotted cream, but I think I’m more into butter and possibly — I’m not sure — jam sometimes? Is that irreverent? ** Kyler, Your excitement is infectious, bud. ** Nick Toti, Hey. My pleasure. Yeah, everything you mention sounds great for the post. I can’t think of anything else. I usually put links, but that’s optional. Sounds really exciting, man. I’m excited. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. Gamer, albeit lapsed of late, that I am, it’s strange that I’ve never played Minecraft or GTA, although I’ve watched my nephew play the latter. They’re like the video game equivalent of blockbusters, I guess. Or among them, I guess. Eddo’s awesome. If his work gets exhibited in Dundee or close by, I highly recommend going. I think you’d dig his stuff. ** Christian Hite, Hi, Christian. Welcome, it’s good to meet you. I was happy about the Belong reissue too, naturally. I have not read the Chris Kraus book yet, no. I’m a little wary, mainly because everyone I know who actually knew Kathy, like myself, seems to think it’s shitty, whereas most everyone I know who didn’t know her seems to dig it, and since I knew her … Oh, wow, no, I wasn’t in NYC in ’75, I was still in LA, and I don’t think I even know about that performance. How amazing. That’s great of you! Thanks muchly! Let me … Everyone, Christian Hite has tracked down evidence of a rather obscure collaborative performance that Kathy Acker did in 1975 called ‘Tasting and Spitting’, and he has put said evidence plus writing onto his generally great seeming journal Keep It Dirty. Anyway, should you have interest in Acker’s work, I think you’ll be thrilled and fascinated to go see what Christian has assembled and written about. Go here. Thank you again, sir, and I’ve very happy to have discovered Keep It Dirty, which I will keep my eye on from now on. ** Misanthrope, She’s woke and she loves Morrissey? That’s combo you don’t see every day. Man, that intake hearing sounds fucking spooky. Even I way over here would be quaking in my boots on his and your behalves right now if I wasn’t barefoot. Man oh man. Love to you, big guy. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Any opinion stated beginning with the phrase ‘we should’ is suspect. It does sound like those people are surrendering while the online-vs-theater war, if it is a war, which I don’t think it is, is a toss-up. Speaking as someone who is currently seeking distribution for a strange, serious, small budget film I co-made, I can definitely speak to how really difficult it is to get any kind of theater release, even the once and somewhat reliable NYC-LA for a week release, for films like ours, and not just in the US. Basically, it seems like unless a small, cinematic film is a sexily zeitgeist film like ‘LSG’ or has roped some biggish name actor into slumming, it’s very hard to borderline impossible. We made ‘PGL’ thinking of it being projected in a theater context, and we spent weeks and weeks making an intricate sound design that’s essentially flattened and lost when seen online. So, yeah. But I don’t think cinema is dying at all. It’s just transitioning into a new way of being seen, and I think unique screenings and the contemporary art context will become increasingly a main outlet. I didn’t know Jim Greer co-wrote ‘Unsane’. That’s great news. He wrote the ill-fated Guided by Voices musical ‘Cleo’ that Soderbergh was going to direct before he ‘retired’. ** Kweeton, Me too, on the obsession, but for me adventure games. The sports ones don’t get me for whatever reason. Heard that about the Eastwood. Even here where it’s semi-set and more ‘relevant’, it flew in and out of theaters. Good luck with the boy. The title of that new Ministry album is so lunk-headed, I feel pretty confident in taking a pass. ** H, Hi there! Oh, shit, I’ll go search my emails. I’m so busy/brain dead that things are slipping by me. No news about ‘PGL’ re: NYC yet. We’re supposed to meet with the people who are figuring that stuff out next week. Take care! ** Right. Everybody knows what they want to do and don’t want to do with the monthly escorts posts by now so do what you do, thanks. See you tomorrow.

 

Dabrye
Efrim Manuel Menuck
E Ruscha
JPEGMAFIA
Howling Sycamore
King Vision Ultra
Profligate
Belong
Gary War
The Skull Defekts
Jean-Luc Guionnet & Daichi Yoshikawa
Cabal
High Rise
Go-Kart Mozart

 

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Dabrye Dr. Shroomen
‘In a world where dance beats have been thoroughly embraced by mainstream rappers and Jay Dee acolytes run labels and headline stadiums, the question that looms over Three/Three is whether Mullinix’s once-futuristic productions still sound innovative. “Never affected by new sellers,” gruff-voiced Stones Throw mainstay Guilty Simpson vows on opening track “Tunnel Vision,” an affirmation that could easily double as Dabrye’s own mission statement. Instead of bowing to current trends, he burrows further into gritty ’90s boom-bap and proto-electronic influences (you can hear traces of Daphne Oram, Mort Garson, and Morton Subotnick), weaving internationally-sourced samples into his intricately layered compositions.’ — Max Mertens

 

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Efrim Manuel Menuck A Lamb In The Land Of Payday Loans
‘Although Menuck has always kept himself busy during Godspeed’s fallow periods with projects like Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra, something about their activity seems to inspire a need to create independently of a collective. And evidently, this flurry of output hasn’t diluted the quality or dulled the potency of the resulting work: Pissing Stars is a fever dream whose central tensions feel all too real.’ — Bekki Bemrose

 

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E Ruscha Who Are You
‘Making sense of LA takes a lifetime. Ed Ruscha channels the city’s endless freeways, hazy light and bewildering energy through his synthesizers. Though he’s just released his first album under his given name—which he shares with his father, the acclaimed artist—Ruscha first gained an audience in the early ’90s as a member of the shoegaze band Medicine. Since then, his output has moved in multiple directions, mirroring LA’s endless sprawl. He’s been a resident at the weekly Dub Club event, founded a dub-punk band called Future Pigeon and collaborated with the likes of Suzanne Kraft (as Blasé), Willie Burns, Thomas Bullock and, most recently, the cult British act Woo. All the while, he’s been combing the city’s garage sales and thrift stores, collecting gear, clothing, records, books, art and ephemera in his studio, which is situated close to Dublab, where he hosts a monthly radio show. While many of Ruscha’s solo hardware experiments have come out under the name Secret Circuit, the move to release an album under his birth name feels appropriate. Who Are You is a culmination of his work to date: fuzz guitars, cosmic synths and dubbed-out basslines march towards the sunset at a motorik pace.’ — Resident Advisor

 

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JPEGMAFIA I Cannot Fucking Wait Until Morrissey Dies (live)
‘What does it mean to be provocative in 2018? JPEGMAFIA has been answering that question for years, draped in a confederate flag. This year’s breakout project Veteran is just the latest installment in JPEG’s impressive catalogue. Stylistically diverse, JPEG’s projects are united by his rage at the forces of oppression, contempt at the hypocrisy of those who claim to be in opposition, and a compulsion to alienate as many casual listeners as possible. Rednecks, the alt-right, and the forces of imperialism JPEG served under during a tour of Iraq are lined up against the same wall as Brooklyn gentrifiers and the diet-woke allies who wear struggle like an accessory.’ — Jordan Darville

 

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Howling Sycamore Obstinate Pace
‘From the ashes of an abandoned project, Davide Tiso, best known for his Ephal Duath project, created Howling Sycamore into its own formidable beast. Combing the technical, extreme drumming of Hannes Grossmann (Obscura, Blotted Science) with his own guitar, and bass work Tiso formed the basis of the band. Opting for traditional prog metal vocals (rather than the harsh vocals usually associated with the style of music) Tiso brought in ex-Watchtower vocalist Jason McMaster to finish the core of the band. Rounding off the lineup for the album are guest musicians Kevin Hufnagel (Dysrhythmia, Gorguts) and, Fester (Burials, Humorous) on guitars, and perhaps more importantly for the overall sound, Bruce Lamont (Yakuza, Brain Tentacles) on baritone saxophone. The lineup complete they set out to record the heavy, often schizophrenic music that Tiso had written.’ — Metal Wani

 

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King Vision Ultra Grey
‘King Vision Ultra – aka PTP founder Geng – will release their debut album Pain Of Mind via Ascetic House in early 2018. Geng describes the album as “a rugged medley informed both by interlude-filled, classic hiphop albums I grew up with (ie those by Public Enemy, Wu Tang, Gravediggaz, Beastie Boys, Gang Starr, etc) and the emotional heft of doom metal. It kinda plays out like a radio drama”.’ — The Wire

 

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Profligate Lose A Little
‘It’s rare for a song to capture both the volatility and bliss of love. Profligate—the experimental pop duo of Philly noise musician Noah Anthony and L.A. poet Elaine Kahn—do just that with “Lose a Little.” A highlight from their new record, Somewhere Else, it’s restless and emotional: cold and hot all at once, with an ever-changing palette of darkwave synthesizer tones, sultry bass plucks, and dour drum lines. The only anchors in this sea of noise are Anthony’s foggy baritone and Kahn’s soft soprano, which swirl around each other as they deliver opaque lines about a romance consisting of “staring at the sun” and frigid “January winds.” Their spooky tones and the constant motion of the song make “Lose a Little” feel almost nightmarish: It progresses in fits and starts, like a person drifting in and out of a feverish sleep. Finally, the song settles down, all the moving noise dissolving into a smoky buzz and Kahn’s placid recitations: “There are no little echoes/And I leap into the sea.” From the desperate start to this serene end, on “Lose a Little,” Profligate offer something that’s as complex and engrossing as a sordid affair.’ — Kevin Lozano

 

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Belong October Language
‘Since it’s release in early 2006, Belongs debut masterpiece has accumulated a dedicated cult following, with comparisons to the work of Christian Fennesz and Gas, with some claims that it plays like My Bloody Valentine’s “Loveless” sans the songs. While these comparisons are useful for filing this album into a particular bin in the record shop, time has proven that “October Language” is a unique album which remains unmatched by its contemporaries.’ — Spectrum Spools

 

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Gary War Home Address
‘While it sheds the lo-fi fog that characterized previous releases, Gaz Forth retains the sense of homebrew weirdness. Gar War’s vocals still sound like they were recorded in a submersion tank, wobbly and bobbing on and off the note, and there are still giallo synths aplenty. The difference is that those elements never fully swallow up the songs. It all adds up to the most focused and digestible Gary War album to date, a perfect balance of Paisley Underground jangle and West Coast psychedelia, as refracted through Dalton’s oddball prism.’ — Tristan Bath

 

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The Skull Defekts A Message from The Skull Defekts
‘This album is a career highpoint for Sweden’s Skull Defekts, a group who have already paid their dues and then some in the field of strafing psychedelic noiserock. Readers who enjoy acts from Sonic Youth to Factory Floor to Gnod ought to be all over The Skull Defekts. Does it matter that this is not only their best album but also their last, since founder member Joachim Nordwall decided to break the band up when recording began in 2016? Mind, even when/if The Skull Defekts are an instrumental band, they can still lock you in their zone. ‘A Brief History Of Rhythm, Dub, Life And Death’, understated title and all, opens the album with a freight-train clatter down the railroad that runs parallel to the autobahn, which is a faffy way of saying it’s on a big This Heat tip. ‘A Message From The Skull Defekts’, its penultimate flourish, is a maximalist frazzler that wraps up in under five minutes but feels, in the best way, like a psychedelic epic.’ — Noel Gardner

 

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Jean-Luc Guionnet & Daichi Yoshikawa 2
‘A collaboration between alto saxophonist Jean-Luc Guionnet and electroacoustic feedback artist Daichi Yoshikawa, Intervivos sees Guionnet conjuring an extended alto saxophone technique to embark, along with Yoshikawa’s electronic feedback systems, upon a series of four improvisations. Recorded over a week-long residency at Hong Kong’s Empty Gallery (and released via that space’s very own publishing imprint Empty Editions), the resultant record strikes an unlikely balance between elliptical, open-ended ambience and a desiccated, corroded sonic brutality that registers most immediately at the affective level of dread, which gives way and blooms into its antecedents: the suppressed, unutterable, traumatized materials where nameless bad affect grows.’ — Nick Henderson

 

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Cabal False Light
‘This is a deathcore record and this is a deathcore band. Anyone who might shy away from the phrase are not for this band and though the group may dislike the pigeonholing, that is essentially where Mark of Rot lives (though it does certainly contain characteristics of djent, black and death metal particularly). Anyway, onto the record. The one thing that became apparent on the first few listens was its need to be digested slowly. The subtleties and the nuances of the album definitely require several listens to be truly appreciated, despite the straight-forward nature of the music. Its first impression, more likely than not will be that it feels like 90% beatdown. Bruising while cruising if you will.’ — Max Southall

 

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High Rise Wipe Out
‘High Rise officially came together in 1982, centered around bassist and vocalist Asahito Nanjo and guitarist Munehiro Narita. Both grew up listening to imported Western music—Nanjo obsessed with any soundtrack he could find, Narita exposed to the Doors, Pink Floyd and Wilson Pickett among others via an uncle—before venturing into even more eclectic territory, developing a playing style heavily shaped by groups like Grand Funk Railroad and Blue Cheer. Punk, free jazz, and no wave caught both of their attention, as did domestic projects such as early Keiji Haino outfit Lost Aaraaff and the band Friction (featuring Reck, an early member of Teenage Jesus and the Jerks). The pair found themselves briefly playing in the same shadowy psych band, Kosokuya, but soon grew restless. “I decided to do something ‘hard’ with the people I got on best with,” Nanjo said in an interview.’ — Patrick St. Michel

 

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Go-Kart Mozart When You’re Depressed
‘Well, here it is. Seventeen slabs of Lawrence absurdity, clasped in a gorgeously garish sleeve, effectively mirroring the eccentricities herein. From a distance, I have followed Lawrence of Belgravia, through staple guises – Felt, Denim and several outings for Go-Kart Mozart. But even the kind of uber-fans that Lawrence has always attracted must admit something here. This, without question, is the most effervescent and creative album of his extraordinary career. The songs zing past with outrageous velocity. No second is lost to aesthetic introversion. Furthermore, and given the record’s lo-fi status this is the most remarkable fact of all, his command of simplistic, beguiling pop melody bulges from every single song.’ — Mick Middles

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Ha ha. I saw Liza in concert once. I think at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion. Probably in the early 80s? I think I remember thinking it was really razzle-dazzle. ** Joey Grantham, Hi, Joey. Oh, great thank you so much! I’ll send you my mailing address as soon as I finish this. Enjoy Lynne, and I’m pretty sure you will. Give her a big hi from me if you talk with her and feel like it. ** Nick Toti, Hey there, Nick! Ooh, ‘Small Moons’ is very nice. Thank you. I wish that had popped up in my searching. I’m glad you liked the Craig Baldwin film. Anti-Banality Union … no, I don’t think I know them or their work. Naturally I will rectify that absence right away. Thanks again, man. How is everything with you and yours? ** Liquoredgoat, Hey, D. Yeah, that seems to be this cold’s story. An international unpleasant phenom. Mine just keeps fucking with me in this almost mellow but not enough way. Let’s rise above. Power of collective whatever. Yeah, SCAB is a great project. Dora, its boss, is fantastic. Take care, buddy. ** Wolf, Ha ha, I don’t know what that is, but I’m happy to be a master of it. Yeah, right? I thought so too. Very eerie sort of pre-CGI meets quasi-CGI thing going on. The Murata thing is crazy. Jesus, I want to see it with my good olde old own eyes. With the gif stuff, I try really hard not to use gifs that are art on their own. I try to use gifs that seem kind of half-assed or weird or inadequate by themselves. Like strays. Like, ‘Oh, you poor thing, why did someone make you? Let me give you a good home’. Or like the gif equivalent of ‘the’, not that ‘the’ is a bad, weak word. Me too, one billion percent I prefer Q&A interviews over that kind where the journalist uses interview quotes to glue his or her own thoughts together or something, but magazines seem to like those better. It’s weird. I love reading Q&As. It’s a beautiful form. But you’re so charming when you’re in Grumpy Old Lady form. Well, most of the time, ha ha. How’s London? One of these days I’m going ‘get’ London and like it. Big up smothered in vegetarian love, Dennis. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. You know Ryan Gander’s work? That was the first thing of his that I’ve seen. It made me interested to see more. I like the look of that Andrew Logan piece. Niki de Saint Phalle, what a weirdo. In the best sense. Happy day ahead for you, I hope. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Same with me on Q&As, although editors haven’t always agreed with my sense of their unvarnished beauty. Q&As are the only non-fiction form I still think I’d be interested in doing, or interested enough to propose doing. I just listened to a couple of tracks off that Moodie Black album yesterday and thought they were very interesting. I know, the Space Replay piece is kind of nagging in a seductive way. Or at least the documentation vid is. I respect Zadie Smith, but I don’t read her much. She’s been very supportive of my work, which isn’t very common among big authors. I did not know about her brother, and, yes, intriguing. Noted. Thanks! ** Misanthrope, Interesting. About your spheres/circles over squares/rectangles thing. Seems like that must be meaningful and revealing about you, but, lucky for you, I have not the slightest idea what it reveals. Well, I hope your cold doesn’t last for weeks and weeks like mine has, although its continual almost mildness is something of a welcome booby prize. His girlfriend is named Antifa? That’s a conversation starter du jour. Don’t know ‘Big Mouth’ ‘cos I basically don’t know TV, or American TV. Sounds kind of wicked. Wicked is good. If I were to take all the movies currently in theaters and rank them according to how likely I am to see them, ‘Love, Simon’ would down at the bottom just north of, uh, ‘The Leisure Seeker’ and, uh, ‘Fifty Shades Freed’. But enlighten me about it, please. Jeez, bureaucracy, who invented that shit? ** Keytun, Lil Hans, you got it, man. It’s yours. Own it. Nation, right. I don’t think I’ve ever been there. No, no, I exited the metro there once by mistake. It was impressive. I think I thought the Hostel movies were a good idea that had be waiting to happen and that he made it happen. ** Right. I made one of my gigs of things I’ve been listening to and interested by for you today, and, as always, I suppose I am suggesting you forage through it and find out if our tastes align in any instances. See you tomorrow.