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‘Automata, or “living machines,” are manmade devices that imitate life functions. They can be as simple as wind-up dolls or as complex as a Cray Supercomputer. Computers (thinking machines) are automata, of course … as are pacemakers and dialysis machines. In fact, over the last two generations automata have gone from being the stuff of fairy tales (Tick Tock of Oz and the Golem of Prague to name a few) to being such an integral part of our daily lives that they are rapidly on their way to becoming transparent tech.
‘The construction of ‘living machines’ (and the associated debate about whether ‘living machines’ were actually living at all) is a surprisingly old pastime. The most sustained and productive periods of automata development occured in ancient China and 18th century France and Swizterland. The most famous 18th century automaton was Vaucanson’s mechanical duck, a metal duck covered with cloth and feathers that allegedly swam, flapped its wings and digested food … which was, depending on how you look at it, a miraculous piece of technology or a very complicated and expensive dirty joke.
‘Vaucanson’s duck sparked a mania and inspired many other mechanical ducks, as well as a number of other types of automata including the famous Jaquet-Droz automatic writer and von Kempelen’s Chess Player. The Chess Player was eventually revealed as a fraud; it housed a secret chamber from which the ‘automaton’ was operated over the course of a decade by a veritable cabal of Europe’s greatest human chess players.
Nonetheless, these devices were considered serious (albeit popular) science in their day. With shifting intellectual styles, however, they became curiosities, and many of the most famous ones were taken apart, lost to rust and decay, or just lost period. Nonetheless, the great era of French automata did introduce a significant idea to European scientists: the conviction that animals, including humans, were machines whose functions could (given sufficient knowledge and technical skill) be accurately reproduced by mechanical means. These ideas were popularized by books such as L’Homme Machine (or ‘Machine Man’) and in scientific expeditions. They would be revisited by Alan Turing, Seymour Cray, the Big Blue designers … in short, by all the scientists who developed the various technologies that I used to write this webpage and you are now using to view it.’ — Chris Moriarty
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Thomas Kuntz ‘Une Saison En Enfer: Verlaine, Absinthe, Rimbaud’
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Paul Spooner ‘Cat Drinks poisoned milk’ automata
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Henri Maillardet ‘The Poet Automaton 1810’
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Andrew Meyer ‘Don’t Tase Me Bro’ automaton
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Nathalie Claude’s salon automate “sing” Vitalic’s polkaniatic
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Jaquet Droz ‘La Machine a Ecrire le Temps’
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Keith Newstead ‘Theater Dogs’
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Ghost automaton
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Thomas Kuntz ‘Automaton: Death + Resurrection: In the Chamber of Reflection’
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Jack Donovan Collection ‘Automaton of Cleopatra’
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Karakuri Ningyo Japanese writer automata
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Rabbit in a Cabbage Automaton
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‘The Jailer’
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Sausage Automaton: early 20th century butcher window advert
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Thomas Kuntz ‘L’Oracle du Mort’ Fortune Telling Magician Automaton
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Scratching DJ Automata
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L’automate ecrivan et artiste de Jaquet Droz
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San Francisco Opium Den Automaton
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Paul Spooner ‘Zuppa Turca’
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New baby automata
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Jaquet Droz ‘Singing Bird Watch & Automata’
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Matthew Doll ‘Mario automaton’
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Keith Newstead ‘The Devil Rides Out’
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Sand clock automata
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Thomas Kuntz ‘The Great Kundalini, Thelemagician’
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Le Buffet Magique
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St. Dennistoun Mortuary Automaton
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Creepy Lady
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‘Tippoo’s Tiger’
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Vichy Ball balancing clown
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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. ‘Mars Attacks!’ rules. ** Dominik, Hi!!! My pleasure. You’ve never seen ‘WoO’? See, now that’s totally mind-blowing to me. Cool. My guess is ‘WoO’ could work in companionship with any other TV series or movie. It’s like a glass of water. Well, maybe you can help my Love out and publish a few of his love poems in SCAB. Or edit them into poems that would be SCAB-appropriate. Do jumping beans really exist? I can’t remember. I remember my parents bought me some as a kid, but I can’t remember if they were just a fake gag gift. Love kicking the ground floor tenants out of your apartment building (assuming you live in an apartment building and not on the ground floor) and turning their apartments into a miniature golf course, G. ** Tosh Berman, Yes, lots to wonder about. If you have to die young, it’s good to have a charismatic death. ** _Black_Acrylic, Oh, no. Ack, so sorry, Ben. You are most certainly not living in the Golden Ages of your life right now, but, yes, good to know, and good to be fixed. These are the blurriest days, even out here. Stay tough and as creative and inputty as possible, buddy. ** Steve Erickson, Wow, very strangely I did not even know there was a new Cheap Trick album, so the buzz hasn’t reached my browser. But I will snag it post-haste. I don’t think one can expect exciting from a new Cheap Trick album at this point, as much as I worship them. Fine with one or two knock out tracks seems doable though. God love them. New song! Everyone, Something for your hearing abilities from Mr. Steve Erickson. Take it away, Steve. SE: ‘I meant to include a link to this song I wrote today, “The Great Cop in the Sky”. (The spoken word sample comes from an interview with Claire Torry, the singer on Pink Floyd’s “The Great Gig in the Sky.”) I made very heavy use of processed samples of wind and fans, and I was going for an effect of the melody, mostly played on harpsichord, slipping in and out of those louder droning noises.’ ** Billy, Hi. Hm, I have no idea about that no government money thing. Logically, I kind of doubt it? Surely there were other name pop and other type artists who weren’t on that payroll. But I don’t know. Is ‘Men in Black 3’ the one sans Will Smith, etc.? You kind of made it almost alluring. I watched a Norwegian disaster movie last night called ‘The Tunnel’ dubbed into English, and it kind of did the trick. It made me re-appreciate how all the inter-relationship stuff and mushy emotional stuff in disaster movies are just dried out signifying prompts, and it made me want to figure out how they successfully manage to evoke human personal dilemma without making one care the tiniest bit and how functional and hence subliminally enjoyable that is. Or something. Oh, mm, I don’t know why your lifelong Londoner status seemed wow really. It just did, I guess because I only see London as a place where things of interest can be visited for the short term? Oh, listen, I hate the kind of writing you hate too. Big time. The erudite and literary and filigree festooned and classy are hell earth to me, especially when they’re dolling up extremely faux-formal play and experimentation. That’s the enemy. And, of course, that’s not what I meant about liking your writing, which did not evince those miserable qualities. Au contraire. No, in fact, the psychiatrist my mom sent me to told me to just lie and tell my mom I was going through a phase, which worked, so I thought it was cool. Dude, I was thought to be the consummate nuthouse-bound kid when I was a kid. Gotcha on the public/private thing. Have you ever read Blanchot? He’s a master at prying into and representing that conundrum. ** Shane Christmass, It’s been years, but I remember the Willeford novel being very good. I do have the pdf. It’s on my desktop in fact. So, yeah, you can spare yourself the postal charges if that’s easier. Never seen ‘Backbeat’. What a band. Well, except for Dave Grohl. And I guess Pirner, but he had good hair. I love ‘Bad for Good’. It’s hilarious. Steinman was completely genius at nailing a kind of multi-faceted mawkishness, musically, and he was a master of simple but multi-level sentimental (but not really) lyrics. Quite a guy. ** Right. Today I ask all of you to get in touch with your overgrown, wide-eyed, slightly antique child aspects. So, please do that. See you tomorrow.