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‘I’m honest, loving and affectionate to the point of annoyance but damn it I try. Every. Damn. Day’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of January 2020

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enchanted_forest_boy, 21
Heidelberg

Offer adventurous sex experiences in the outdoor area.
I can do everything from hard to very hard. Dirty is not a problem for me.
You can give it to me really hard, if you need it.
You can fuck long and persistent. If it heals you, I’ll do it.
I think you’ll be shocked by my asses capabilities.
I can only be visited outdoors in Heidelberg.
If it works well between us, I’d like to meet maybe more often when it gets warmer.

Guestbook of enchanted_forest_boy

Nympho57 – Dec 26, 2019
good for horny dicks they like ass

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Speaks German, English
Position More bottom
S&M Yes
Kiss Yes
Fisting Passive
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 40 €
Overnight On request

 

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ARTY-massages, 23
Konak

It is not just a “SERVICE”. It is a “CAP-ABILITY” i present to YOU !!!

YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY – BE GOOD AT IT !!!
☛ ☛ ☛ ☛ ☛ ☛ ☛ ☛ ☛ ☛ ☛ ☛ ☛ ☛ ☛
About me : Adventurous com-passionate doer & thinker
Goal : connection within through the without
Dreams : success where others fail
Professional : be myself perfectly
Hobbies : Self-control
Body type : exact and restless

# WHAT IM INTO #
Present Reality ^^)
Self-confident Reality 😀
Belief Reality 😉

Start back @ ONE!!!

🌍NO MATTER THE CASE WE ALL STILL REMAIN TO SHARE SAME SPACE🌍

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Speaks Turkish, English
Position No answer
S&M No
Kiss Consent
Fisting No
Safer sex Condom
Rate per hour 400 ₺
Overnight 2000 ₺

 

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Tatsuya, 19
Osaka

My name is Tatsuya😘
I want to learn English from men 59 – 99 years✏️
I can pay you with my body(‿ˠ‿)

Guestbook of Tatsuya

awfulprson – Jan 8, 2020
Tatsuya speaks English better than he pretends. It seems he has a fetish for teacher-student and old white men. I am a retired teacher and it was horny to sexually assault a student. As for Tatsuya, he is grown but not grown grown which means he wants to get fucked but he still doesn’t know how to enjoy it. Wonderful!

Tatsuya (Owner) – Jan 5, 2020
Any face other than a bulbous nose

Anjhoe – Jan 3, 2020
hes the type of a person who still a very immature one but when it comes to a serious matter you expect a very matured person,hes tense and talkative, his body just ok except crazy eyes, i think w/out them he is blah

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Speaks Japanese
Position More bottom
S&M No answer
Kiss Yes
Fisting No answer
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 1000 ¥
Overnight On request

 

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genericsexmachine, 24
Milwaukee

self explanatory

Guestbook of genericsexmachine

Anonymous – Jan 9, 2020
something ridiculous, genericsexmachine shit, self explanatory shit, everyone thinks they can present themselves here with nothing, hollow, senseless, completely stupid burned brain uselessness who think the rest of the gay world is stupid. site editor, please, please do these whores who want to whore (who are not really, but infantile fools with meaningless prefixes) finally have to pay for their profiles and pay in advance like normal users.

Dude, just get out of here!

Dick XXL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Speaks English
Position Versatile
S&M Yes
Kiss Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
Safer sex Prep
Rate per hour 300 $
Overnight 800 $

 

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helplessandaddicted, 24
Stockholm

I am nice guy, married, two small children working, just trapped in sexaddiction and getting very desperate and horny. My wife and I are currently having a trial separation for a month at her demand due to my addiction to pornography and my being unemployed and seemingly unemployable. I’ve never had gay sex but my pornography addiction is exclusively to gay stuff. The only reason she and I have children is thanks to gay pornography and my vivid imagination. My goal is to use this month alone to kill three birds with one stone. I search for a wealthy Man who will start having sex with me secretly and very frequently and will put me on his payroll hence solving my unemployment problem and who will in these ways save my marriage. He can be as ugly as a beast. I seem to like that type.

Guestbook of helplessandaddicted

AMTST – Dec 31, 2019
If you want him to get off non consensual rape and extreme choking are his jam

teachyoutobehave – Dec 29, 2019
Straight, bullshit, he has a tiny dick that could never please a woman.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Average
Body hair Average
Speaks Swedish, Danish, German, English
Position More bottom
S&M Yes
Kiss No
Fisting Passive
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 120 €
Overnight 700 €

 

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mikrouli-petite, 18
Lyon

i never try anything and im super curious i want to be fucked it excites me i live alone im 16 years old dont be afraid
my hole is super tight ive never pushed anything in but im super curious to test the feeling i just want to try and see what it’s like to be fucked i have no experience
i really want to try sex and get fucked excuse me i want money
im normal guy so no matter how many times after the meetings we do not know each other

Guestbook of mikrouli-petite

new2this73 – Jan 6, 2020
Help me help you.

mikrouli-petite (Owner) – Jan 5, 2020
internet goes very bad here you can write to my email address if you want i do not want to stay here i receive many bad messages here

new2this73 – Jan 2, 2020
I’m 73 years old and still inexperienced, but I have a fantasy that has been with me for a long time.
It may sound a little violent, but I want a boy to lick my ass once, a young boy, a stranger, without any previous talk, just my ass on his face.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Speaks French, English
Position Bottom only
S&M No
Kiss Yes
Fisting No
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight 750 €

 

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littleangel, 18
St. Petersburg

I’m 18, but I’ve lived and survived a lot. I can’t and won’t save you from yourself, but I will do my best to be there in every situation. I’m honest, loving and affectionate to the point of annoyance but damn it I try. Every. Damn. Day. I’m giving it my best, that’s enough for me. I’m looking for somebody who can invite me for travel. I promise to have sex every day. We can travel where you want.

Guestbook of littleangel

frasse_frullis – Jan 9, 2020
Heads up that littleangel’s photos were shot by me in 2006 so traveling with that guy will require a time machine.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Speaks Russian, Ukrainian, English
Position More bottom
S&M No answer
Kiss Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
Safer sex Prep
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Verybiggungefan, 18
Edinburgh

I’m just bored and horny. Anyone want to gunge me? I have my own gungetank- tips are always welcome.

Guestbook of Verybiggungefan

ItsMeMikey – Jan 4, 2020
If anyone is curious what the deal is…
Procedure:
– You walk in
– He’s waiting dressed in the gunge tank
– You tip the bucket
– Green slime splashes over him
– He unpacks dick and starts jacking
– He cums without gibberish
– You go again
– Worth the 20£

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Speaks English
Position No answer
S&M Yes
Kiss No
Fisting No
Safer sex No answer
Rate per hour 20 £
Overnight 100 £

 

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Its_been_a_pleasure, 19
Rotterdam

Hi my name is Louis I am 19 and umm I need someone to love me 🥰🥰🥰 but if you want an ass, I’ll give you one 😄 But if I give you one ummm I expect to be paid.

Also confession time I have a Christmas wish ummm – I always want to be fucked by an F machine! I wanna ride the Fmachine rollercoaster! But umm I don’t have the dough to buy one 🤷‍♂️ ?

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Speaks Dutch, German, English
Position Bottom only
S&M Yes
Kiss Consent
Fisting No answer
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 120 €
Overnight 700 €

 

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SluttyAnalEmoWhore20, 20
Napoli

Slender anal dirty emo skateboarder slut stoned 24/7 with hot and horny overfucked holes, craving as many really large cocks as possible, gorgeous ass that can take double and even triple veery hard and deep drilling anal, hold me down, tie me up, choke me out or drug me, pound me, then gangbang me with friends, or just rape me in my sleep or when I am semiconscious and incoherent IDC, just take turns filling me up until cum is leaking out of my hole, running down my legs and then dripping on the floor, flood me w/cum, also you have to trust me I will definitely need to be gagged, I am really loud, but contact me ONLY if you are only for the ass and want to spend money, sorry for the bullshit or presumption, I’m just sincere, it will go your way.

Guestbook of SluttyAnalEmoWhore20

WildTitus (again) – Dec 31, 2019
I DIDNT SAY IT WASNT WORTH IT

FeeltheSymphony – Dec 31, 2019
What? and you’re saying it wasn’t worth it?!

WildTitus – Dec 31, 2019
IMPOSSIBLE TO WALK AWAY FROM HIM W/O BEING INFECTED WITH AN STD AND PROBABLY SEVERAL OF THEM

SluttyAnalEmoWhore20 (Owner) – Dec 28, 2019
Ask me about my philosophy may help you learn about me.

FeeltheSymphony – Dec 27, 2019
I used to work as stuntman in movies, and I got paid to do some crazy shit, wrestle a lion, karate kill six guys while lighted on fire, but trying to keep up with this nympho slut beat them all. Holy shit. I was throwing money at him, literally throwing money at him.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Speaks Italian, Greek, English
Position More bottom
S&M Yes
Kiss Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
Safer sex Prep
Rate per hour 300 €
Overnight 1500 €

 

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Tagger1, 19
Berlin

I like looking for cock suckers who can take it deeply and ass eaters who can get in deeply and do both with passion. I don’t care if you’re 18 or 90. I just want to sit back and think of my girlfriend and think of a hot pussy and just be spoiled till I cum.

Guestbook of Tagger1

Tagger1 (Owner) – Jan 8, 2020
I shit on the reviews!

Caelem – Jan 7, 2020
Warning: dadbod

Coobah – Jan 4, 2020
bossy, smelly, and stoned.

colein – Jan 3, 2020
He has naturally very low hanging balls if that bothers you

Tagger1 (Owner) – Jan 2, 2020
I only do this with rich men or rich kids! NO SCHMUCKS WITH STANDARD JOBS !! I’m not negotiating.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Speaks German, English
Position Top only
S&M No
Kiss No
Fisting No
Safer sex Condom
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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hellllloitsssmeeee, 20
Los Angeles

I am a dude from the suburbs. I am 20 and on my way to earning a certificate in Home Remodeling and Repair with Penn Foster. I guess you could say I’m somewhat of a bachelor. I am not the kind from the sitcoms in the late 90s and 2000’s. I am what you get when you cross a wild animal with a human born in the suburbs. I hear Palm Springs is like a gay paradise in the devils playground. I’d like a reason to go. Do you consider yourself a fatherfigure/mentor type? Do you want to “gay it forward”? If you find me attractive and can afford me invite me to your space and I will tell you my greatest moments of bravery, the triumphs in my journey, my scars, and why I don’t want to be alone right now.

Ps. Im happy to share my #body if we click.

Guestbook of hellllloitsssmeeee

hellllloitsssmeeee (Owner) – Dec 26, 2019
Next you untie me and take the duct tape off and leave my eyes for last. When you rip that tape off and I can see, I see my family and friends standing there in your garage holding out a cake with lit candles. They yell, Surprise! Happy birthday?

letsgetinlove – Dec 26, 2019
I have this fantasy about you that I can’t get out of my head. I’m out one dark morning when I run into you jogging. I flag you down to ask directions. Before you know what’s going on I have your hands cuffed behind you back. And I force you into the back of my car. You try to cry out but I put a knife to your throat. I then use the knife to cut away your tank top and shorts. I pull your sneakers and socks off. I shove the socks in your mouth and duct tape them inside. Another strip of tape over your eyes. I tie my ankles together tight and then tie your knees together. Then I hogtie you and shove you onto the floorboards. I jump into the driver seat and away we go. Sometime later, you have no idea how long it’s been, the car slows and you can hear a garage door raising up. I have you at my place and no one knows you’re there. What happens next?

Dick XL, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Speaks English
Position Versatile
S&M No Answer
Kiss Consent
Fisting Active/Passive
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour On consent
Overnight 1000 $

 

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BarberShop, 19
Paris

If you’ll go out and choke bomecs. So you have a nice thigh, a beautiful sharaj and a smooth zeb kom for the week, if you’ll go out between couz or ala BBB evening, come get Imad and Islem scred service on Wednesday AM.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Speaks French, English, Arabic, Korean
Position No answer
S&M No
Kiss No
Fisting No
Safer sex No answer
Rate per hour 60 €
Overnight On request

 

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FeelFreeToFeelWithMe, 23
London

Well I’m white 5ft8 skinny with a very fun and sophisticated personality and a sucker for much older guys Haha. Yes I have long hair I am growing it so it can be all cut off and given to a charity for wigs for children with cancer if you don’t like it then walk on by. What else can I say, oh I’m very discrete and would say straight but I like to lick toilets and be heavily fucked by men always getting it over and over too much to really be straight 😉 I dont work or study or do much of motherfucking anything so I’m pretty much free all the time just ask but I do live with parents still so all this must be kept on the DOWN LOW

Guestbook of FeelFreeToFeelWithMe

MedicalFetishist – Jan 1, 2019
I have a physical exam fetish. I gave this boy a realistic head-to-toe assessment. I brought basic medical equipment (stethoscope/digital stethoscope, blood pressure cuff, pulse oximeter, otoscope, gloves). My favorite part of the exam was using my stethoscope—I have a strange turn on for listening to a guy’s heartbeat, lungs, and stomach gurgles. I was not looking for sex, but I did enjoy listening to his heart pump faster and faster as I jacked him off.

Buckledup61 – Dec 26, 2019
I love belts, seeing them on boys, playing with them. The fetish for belts seems to be rare, and that surprises me. A belt buckle sitting right over a boy’s package, the thing you see if you are on your knees and the boy just unzips…… don’t know why more guys dont have a belt fetish. Anyway, this boy wears a great belt.

AssEater101 – Dec 17, 2019
I think the username pretty much says it.

In addition to standard man-on-boy activities and a kink or two, I especially recommend him if you are really into eating ass. A lot. Think an ass shaped Michelin star restaurant.

(Did I really just write that down? Yep, I did.)

If that’s what you’re looking for, his hole has something to teach you in that department, and you should pay his reasonable fee.

Pics once I figure out the android version of this app.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Speaks French, English
Position More bottom
S&M Yes
Kiss Yes
Fisting Passive
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 120 £
Overnight 700 £

 

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Adam_Veller, 20
Prague

Staxus Porn Star Adam Veller for Rent or Own ):

Guestbook of Adam_Veller

aethei@staxus – Dec 10, 2019
Karma has NO deadline

TreasureIslandMedia – Dec 12, 2019
Treasure Island Media has signed “Adam Veller” to an exclusive contract. Sex dates with him are still possible but only on camera. His first title will be available from about 24th January.

Anonymous – Dec 10, 2019
I fucked him yesterday poor junkie and in delirium.
I went for sex and not to lick a lollipop.
I went for his holes not to fall down and be completely stunned.

Anonymous – Dec 3, 2019
Stop eating with your pussy stupid.
You’re a maggot and you need treatment.

Anonymous – Nov 27, 2019
Before fucking and fucking and no gold rush
Look in the mirror “Adam” to see your monster inside.
I know who you are and what you are
The absolute decline
At your age you should have been serious but not ……..

Anonymous – Nov 21, 2019
Open a bucket go in and close the lid and wait for the garbage truck.

Anonymous – Nov 21, 2019
All Staxus remnants go insane
The future of every Staxus slut is in the sewer along with the barbarians
Although I think their shit is clearer than their asses

Anonymous – Nov 21, 2019
💉

pitor@staxus – Nov 21, 2019
“Adam Veller” is no longer associated with Staxus since October 2019. The circumstances for this severance can be discussed by private message.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bo
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Speaks Czech, Bulgarian, English
Position More bottom
S&M Yes
Kiss Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 500 €
Overnight 5000 €

 

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iSnortSugar, 21
Bologna

I am a thrash/death metal guitarist. I have something new to bring to music. I’ve worked very hard to do it. NOBODY truly sounds like me. Similar sure but nowhere near the same if you’re a high level musician. Besides, I had the sound of today 10 years ago. I am struggling to get my band started. It’s a LOT of work for one person with no money. Being lower middle class sucks!!! But with your help I am confident I will be very successful.

Guestbook of iSnortSugar

highschoolsenior – Jan 11, 2020
After this cock you don’t need other cocks again.
Hard and full of power
Strech my ass for days .. I don’t let any other cock inside me ass or mouth again ..

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Some
Speaks Italian, English
Position Top only
S&M No answer
Kiss No
Fisting Active
Safer sex Condom
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight On request

 

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h0okerproblemz, 20
Queens

My white underwear I wear during the week can be yours.
My white underwear I use for work, for meeting friends, for going to the gym, and for sleeping.
My sweaty underwear I wake up with.
My dirty, smelly and warm underwear.

All kind of smells, all kind of stains.
As strong as you want.
I wear it as long as you want me to.
days, weeks, months.
The brand you want, whenever you want.

I can run, cook, sleep, fuck, read, clean, do sport, climb, write, work, study, with my underwear on.
My white underwear won´t be white anymore.

ALL KIND OF SMELLS, ALL KIND OF STAINS.

Guestbook of h0okerproblemz

MojoOo – Jan 10, 2020
I hate you.

Dick XL, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Muscular
Body hair Shaved
Speaks Icelandic, English
Position No answer
S&M No answer
Kiss No answer
Fisting Passive
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Fuckableasses, 18
Belgrade

who wants to fuck us? our asses is ready to be fucked. you? you ready to lose it all?

when we want we can look like 13 yr old kids, so can make your illegal fantasy come true.

often fucked by gingerbeard77, Irish34 and se17dan if you need references

Guestbook of Fuckableasses

gingerbeard77 – Dec 22, 2019
When you feel their heat, look into their eyes, it’s where demons hide, it’s where their demons hide.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Speaks Serbian, English, German
Position Bottom only
S&M Yes
Kiss Yes
Fisting No answer
Safer sex Prep
Rate per hour 420 RSD
Overnight 900 RSD

 

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OracleduSoleil, 20
Brussels

I want to clarify that I am not here for escort services of the sexual type but for services of mediumship and psychological and spiritual guidance by the medium of my Tarot and my oracle of the Sun.

My name is Fœbus
I mainly master these two tools of clairvoyance that is the Tarot, more classic, and the Oral of the Sun which works like Belline with its astrological aspect.

I use the hourly draw which is very flexible and can go up to 20-30 cards.
Or more classic prints like the Celtic cross or the cross print.
Simple and fast three-card draws are also possible.

I deal with all areas except death and illness which I leave to the care of a doctor.

Guestbook of OracleduSoleil

OracleduSoleil (Owner) – Jan 10, 2020
Due to popular demand sex is also possible but you must pass as straight and be interested only in my ass.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Speaks French, English
Position No answer
S&M No
Kiss No
Fisting No
Safer sex Condom
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 400 €

 

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BBaller, 19
Hamburg

Sometimes I like to fuck & breed, most times I like to be fucked & bred, or fist bred asses, or get my bred ass fisted, depending on the mood.

My main turn on is my underwear. I love to smell, touch, suck and fuck them.

Also here to get my dick sucked by people. Or suck their dicks. Or both

Guestbook of BBaller

MikeThatGuy – Jan 8, 2020
I nominate this boy for sainthood.

BBaller (Owner) – Jan 5, 2020
I am so keen to bend over and show you my ass and pull it open so that you have a beautiful horny view. I will look at you horny and whorish when I pull my buttocks apart. I will beg you to share my ass with me. I get mega horny when someone likes my ass. Every time I go to the toilet I always put my whole hand in my hole and my eyes roll back in my head and I come.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Speaks German, Polish, English
Position Versatile
S&M Yes
Kiss Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight 800 €

 

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SadNeedMoney, 19
Mexico City

Nice sad boy from nice country 🇲🇽 REALLY NEED MONEY (SUGAR MOMMY, GAY, LESBIAN) Really love 🇺🇸 I have little experience with GAY because they alway want a lot 😨 If you GAY is best to be a bit distant and give LOTS OF MONEY

Guestbook of SadNeedMoney

Bbctopherrr – Dec 30, 2019
His name is now Michelle and he is my brainwashed mindless sissy completely shaven feminised wife and we live in San Diego and he is “pregnant” with our invisible baby.

Bbctopherrr – Dec 5, 2019
Date has been extended, currently restructuring him physically thru muscle reduction, weight loss, creams and ointments, gender disorienting hypnosis and constant sex.

Bbctopherrr – Nov 29, 2019
Dragged him out from under the bed, held him down and fucked him until he admitted he wanted that.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Muscular
Body hair Smooth
Speaks Spanish, French
Position Versatile
S&M Yes
Kiss No
Fisting Active/Passive
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 300 $
Overnight 900 $

 

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Deepthroat_Stuttgart, 20
Stuttgart

My mouth cunt awaits you with sexy little lips and a nimble, hard-working tongue. Use my mouth all night long as your blowjob toy that has no right to take a break!

My soft lips nestle around your best piece like a real cunt and my mouth turns into a wet paradise.

Rub your glans on my tongue or let your penis slide completely down the smooth, wet, deep throat and enclose it. The narrowness in the throat ignites a real firework of lust around your cock and makes you addicted to more and more.

Grab my head and bump your throat until you explode in it! It will be an honor for me to largely subordinate my breathing needs to your fucking instinct.

I will milk your cock with swallowing and choking movements of my throat. I can’t wait to be able to swallow every drop of your best piece as long and as often until your balls are completely empty.

SORRY! I just need money, I’m not looking forward to it.

Guestbook of Deepthroat_Stuttgart

Deepthroat_Stuttgart (Owner) – Dec 11, 2019
I’ve been advised to say upfront that I won’t remove my clothing for the act and that’s because I have a lot of scars on my arms and legs from past self harm. There’s nothing I can do about them so it’s just part of who I am. I’ll just add also I have schizo affective disorder and receive disability payments as a result. It is well controlled with medication and therapy. The only reason I’m disclosing all this here is because 90% of guys who use my service want me to undress and when I tell them why I won’t about 70% decide they don’t want my service anymore so I might as well get it out of the way now. If it matters having my needs met as far as a cocksucker makes me much less likely to relapse with self harm.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Speaks German, English
Position More bottom
S&M No
Kiss No
Fisting No
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight On request

 

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student-01, 21
Sofia

please with money

Guestbook of student-01

student-01 (Owner) – Jan 2, 2020
-depends
-either it depends
-2

YoungRichFucker – Jan 2, 2019
Write me in English or French only, and answer the following questions:
-How much do you cost
-Are you looking for some hourlong fun or for a full-time sugar daddy (I’m ok with both)
-If you are looking for full-time for how many days are you available for a trial period
Better to give a clear and honest answers otherwise you might regret it.

shitfuck – Dec 28, 2019
Fuck the shit out of you literally

ivankrn – Dec 28, 2019
Im looking for cute person that loves me

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Speaks Bulgarian, French, English
Position No answer
S&M No answer
Kiss No answer
Fisting No answer
Safer sex Prep
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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stormy_not_sorry, 24
St. Louis

Chicago boy. Just moved here for school. Left some sugar daddies behind and hope to replace one or all of them.
1. Don (live in/room and board) – mostly liked getting oral. Liked long sessions lying on his back until he was aroused. Then hands on both sides of my head, thrusting hard. Twice asked me to help him use other twinks he’d brought home. Sometimes had me kneel at the end of the bed and fucked me.
2. John (approx. $2500/month) – kinky, full basement dungeon. Liked to loop a chain around my neck, wrap the chain ends in his fist, pull tight and pound me until I was a sloppy loose mess and then do it all again. Liked to watch other men fuck and breed me.
3. Rick (bought me anything I needed) – Super horndog who fucked me constantly and lengthily. Liked to tell me to suck off his friends. Rick, please contact me. I miss you.

Guestbook of stormy_not-sorry

stormy_not_sorry (Owner) – Dec 13, 2019
A recent date suggested I should add that I’m a poet and essayist finishing up my undergraduate degree. My poetry has been published in Kenyon Review, APR, and other respected journals. He found that a big turn on. So if you’re a poetry lover there’s also that hotness to contend with.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Speaks English
Position More bottom
S&M Yes
Kiss Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 250 $
Overnight 800 $

 

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Fuckmeintoawhore, 18
Zurich

I live inside my own world of make-believe 🪐 I am looking for money. The rest I have no idea. I know I am not the prettiest rn but give me some time and it will be over for yall. 🤭 I’m happy to be here feel so good to be here

Guestbook of Fuckmeintoawhore

Fuckmeintoawhore (Owner) – Jan 2, 2020
I disagree with you. I wish we had skipped sex and talked all night and fell in love

leo10000 – Jan 2, 2020
It’s best not to talk to him or get to know him.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Speaks German, French, English
Position More bottom
S&M No answer
Kiss Yes
Fisting No answer
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 80 €
Overnight 600 €

 

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ObliviousMe, 19
Yucca Valley

I’m Ralph, a stud who hooked up with my wild ass dumb-fuck white boyfriend-dog animal 3 years ago when he was 16 years old. I am 66 years old and my boyfriend animal is now 19. We live together in a house in Yucca Valley, CA a short 35 minute drive to Palm Springs.

Just recently, my boy-animal spilled his guts out to me that he was totally gung-ho to have sex with another man. Subsequently, after days of heated discussion, I agreed to allow him to have a single, high paying date with a rational and responsible, generous man or male couple.

I sternly discussed with my dog-boy that I’ve created some precise exacting and unconditional requirements that any paying date must adhere to before any type of meeting is to take place. He or they must be into emotionless, wham-bam sex for sex sake and at least 60 years of age, and live in the Palm Springs area.

Daytime dates, ONLY!! NO overnight stays!! NO kissing!! NO bareback butt-fucking!! NO excessive praising him!! NO affection!! And, NO exchange of numbers, email, or social media contacts!! If my dumb-fuck boyfriend-dog tells me how much he liked sex with you I will kill him and come find you and kill you!!

Guestbook of ObliviousMe

Anonymous – Jan 13, 2020
I recommend both of you take a break and focus on your mental health.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Shaved
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
S&M Yes
Kiss No
Fisting Passive
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 500 $
Overnight 3000 $

 

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Guy4Sale, 21
Amarillo

I know I will never be happy, I know I will never be gay, but I know I can be rich!

Guestbook of Guy4Sale

Guy4Sale (Owner) – Dec 22, 2019
Please don’t ask me what I like to do. Don’t knock it until you get paid to do it is the motto I live by.

Dick XL, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Average
Speaks English
Position More top
S&M No
Kiss No
Fisting Active
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 500 $
Overnight On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** kier, Hi, kier! Well, I think one can visit the Schneider house by appointment, so it would be a matter of contacting whoever runs the place to see if we could arrange that. It doesn’t seem like an impossibility at all. I could probably use my status as Contributing Editor of Artforum as an ‘in’ if necessary. I’ll look into it. It seems pretty doable to me, at least from afar. I LOVED the sketches. It’s such an honor to that book and such a great interaction with what that novel is doing, seriously, wow. I hope the dinner last night was as fun as it undoubtedly was. ‘Second Sight’, no. I’ve hardly ever played any Playstation games. I think I only had access to a PS briefly at one point long ago. I’ll see if it was ported to Nintendo by chance. Which reminds that I’ve been procrastinating about getting a Switch, and I really need to do that. ‘Luigi’s Mansion’, among others, awaits. My day? Mm, worked on stuff, met and hung out with an old friend of mine, the writer Jamie Jensen, who was passing through Paris. He kindly agreed to have lunch at the Paris Chipotle to indulge me. Pretty non-eventful day. How and what was your today? Big love! ** David Ehrenstein, Whatever floats one’s boat. Yes, my parents had a bunch of Swizzle sticks that they ‘collected’ from hotels and places around the world they traveled to. ** Sypha, There was a time back when that you would get Swizzle sticks with non-alcoholic beverages too, like cokes and that kind of stuff. Ages ago. Ah, well, I’m obviously happy you have entered the realm of Bresson and that you did not find that disagreeable. I don’t know ‘The End of the Tour’ at all. Huh. I’ll go see what it is. ** _Black_Acrylic, If I’ve seen Swizzel Lollies in store, I’ve blanked on that. They look fun. Like something you would buy and display somewhere rather than actually eat. ** Steve Erickson, Yeah? I don’t know, okay. Maybe I’ll watch it on a plane someday, although it doesn’t like an in-flight kind of thing. I know of ‘Frownland’, but I haven’t seen it. I’ll see if I can. Well, the obviously huge difference with publishing books is that, with music, you don’t need to translate French or German or Moroccan or whatever music into English. With books, you have to get it translated and publish a separate book. And there’s the problem that US, for instance, music media is accustomed to covering music not released in the States, but the media for books does not cover foreign books at all. So, pretty different situation. ** Misanthrope, Yeah, I don’t know that publishers over here are so money driven that they find that kind of colonising an appealing idea. My French publisher, POL, for instance, publishes books they think are great irregardless of how much they sell. Having a hit, money making book is great, but it’s not what they’re aiming at with their choices. I think the idea that publishing should be about making as much money as possible is more of an American idea, at least in book publishing. Chug and chug, man! ** Right. The escorts are back to mark the occasion of the mid-month as always. Have at them. See you tomorrow.

9 Comments

  1. David Ehrenstein

    “ARTY massages” is obviously a Caravaggio fan.
    That dude getting sucked of (“adam veller”?) is quite fetching.

  2. kier

    hi dee-lish, nice escort day, it’s truly filled to the brim with wordy gems!! how far is gregor schneider’s house from paris? is there a train or something or do you or zac drive? i wanna go so bad! actually just a roadtrip in itself sounds like big fun, i love roadtrips, except for the family kind. the dinner was really great, erik made this dish which is common in sweden but not at all in norway, called an oven-pancake. it’s literally just pancake batter in a pan in the oven, it gets really thick and airy, looks souffle-y if you squint. it was good! and sally made a frozen orange-flavored cheesecake with dark chocolate on top, it was amazing. i think second sight maybe was on xbox, but you’re maybe the strictly nintendo type? i actually bought a ps4 but all i really want to do is play games on my ps2. on the ps4 i can download almost any playstation game though, i wanna see if they have the spice girls ps1 game haha. do you ever play at all these days? video games or on a DS or anything? i think you said you’ve played RE4 tho right? but maybe that wasnt just on ps. thats my favorite game:)) paris has a chipotle? i’ve only heard about them, they dont exist here, is it good? today i havent done much at all, slept in, did laundry, picked up some newly developed photos from our new year’s eve party, went to the studio. now i’m gonna go home and have dinner with hanna who i live with. starting a course tomorrow about the ready-made, might be great, might be very boring, we’ll see. it’s only a 2 day course which is amazing, since i’m kind of only taking it for credit. hope your day was wondrous. was it? love, me

  3. Sypha

    Dennis, END OF TOUR came out in 2015, it was based on some book where a writer reminisced about the 5 days he spent with David Foster Wallace at the end of his INFINITE JEST book tour. The movie was just okay, blandly entertaining, but like with the recent film on Judy Garland, feel like they could have done so much more what with the fascinating subject matter. Ho hum.

  4. Bill

    What an entertaining group today, Dennis. A published poet! And “NOBODY truly sounds like me.” Uh huh. I can see the boy with the Tarot being popular around here.

    Mostly been setting up a laptop so I’ll eventually be fully functional again. We’re getting there. I hate Mac OS updates.

    Just started reading the new Shelley Jackson, pretty enjoyable so far. Nice book design too:
    https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/37976190-riddance

    Bill

  5. Steve Erickson

    OracleduSoileil’s addendum is expected but funny.

    Is “breeding” still a thing in the age of PrEP? Do guys who fantasize about it mostly take the drug and have bareback sex or do most of them actually want to get infected?

    For the past 2 days, I have been unable to read any comments on your blog, including my own, no matter what I do.

    I have gotten entangled in some legal and financial issues re: the water damage to my neighbor’s business last month. Exchanging E-mail with insurance companies all afternoon is fun!

  6. _Black_Acrylic

    That Adam Veller guestbook is a tragic tale, here given an Irreversible-style non-linear narrative makeover.

  7. Corey Heiferman

    “an ass shaped Michelin star restaurant”: conceivable by internet-thought therefore exists.

    Pasolini’s “Pigsty”: Cruel hypocrisy . Léaud’s character internet addict.

    Misuse of internet human catastrophe on par with burning planet. How to live minimally plugged-in?

    UK publishing as a possibility?

  8. Carles

    Hi Dennis. Fist of all my English is a lot of poor. Your books are in spanish: Closer, Frisk and Tentative (Anagrama) Actualy in pocket books too. Guide & The Dream Police (Acuarela) . My Loose Thread & The Sluts (El Tercer Nombre). 6 novels and an anthology. There not neither publication. I Hope that Alpha-Decay a near publication. But there are most bad news, since 2007 Anagrama only are interesting for threes novels, and your books are in stock. Incomplite are too the Ceorge Miles cicle. Actualy el Tercer Hombre is failure and Acuarela Libros don’t edited more books for the moment.

  9. Sami

    Dennis, on what site do you find all these boys?

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