The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“If you and I are coworkers … we never saw each other here capeesh?”

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drinktwink, 22
Bredene

Straight boy in life gay boy in bed.

Returning to this world after a long break in the hetero-sphere.

I like being sucked for some good time while I drink beer and talk dirty to you.

Being fucked by people from a higher education level is mind blowing and nut busting for me.

I hope that rings true for you too.

Guestbook of drinktwink

Fun__sad – Nov 12, 2024
Very bored. Very not boring.

unpredictable001 – Nov 10, 2024
He needs to drink a lot of beer to do it. During the sex, either factor in frequent bathroom breaks or want to drink his piss.

Cocksucker3000 – Nov 9, 2024
I really do love sucking dick. I believe to myself I give great head. I just wanna find a dude with a really big dick that can stretch out my throat. The biggest dick I’ve sucked so far was a 9 inch. I desperately want something just as big or more. If dudes that are below, okay, you’re welcome. I don’t shame unless you’re below five. If you’re below 5 and can last multiple loads I’m game.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Some
Smoker Socially
Languages French, English
Position Versatile
Dick L
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Sugarwitch, 19
London

Teenaged FTM Londoner looking to make a connection with old and fat moneyed up men who’ll encourage intox. Alcohol, poppers, 420, slam, fentanyl, etc.

Interested? Write to me.

Guestbook of Sugarwitch

MrMomo – Nov 9, 2024
I spent two hours having sex with him 😈 kinda interesting 🤏🏻

TheSkullLondon – Nov 8, 2024
I thought I was straight in high school and after fucking “him” I think I still am.

AaronDanyael – Nov 7, 2024
Who’d have thought an FTM would have the hottest ass in the world, very horny, libidinous and perverted, worth the price of every drug and drink I fed it, I love you, my heart is bleeding for you.

wholepaws – Nov 4, 2024
Fister who you may or may not remember gave you some serious punching and doubles for a few months earlier this year. Back after a short hiatus, wanting to return to your saddle.

needaslut – Nov 3, 2024
You win some, you lose most.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Languages Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick No answer
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Despicabletwink, 21
Billings

Going through a rough time in life so been doing this. Im originally out of Helena where I worked a shitty loser low wage job and struggled with life but now homeless and turning tricks in Billings. Recently tested HIV positive mostly through my own fault of excessive sex and carrying one too many cumloads and other various activities. Syphilis Neg 08.07.2024.

Guestbook of Despicabletwink

Healthfucker – Nov 5, 2024
Boys are just placeholders, they come and they go.

mucal – Nov 5, 2024
Hello my fellow readers. I am considering spending lots of money on him. But I don’t really understand if he is capable of taking big cocks. When I say big I mean really big. Can anyone who has had experience with him confirm this so I can invest heavily in him even for several consecutive days? Thanks for your reply.

Despicabletwink (Owner) – Nov 1, 2024
Also looking to land a job as a Janitor for a Porno Arcade. Theyre hiring one in Portland. Looking for relocation help for a loser with a lousy job.

CaptainAmerica – Nov 1, 2024
I’m a depraved Dad who’s a bit obsessed with disheveled boys’ butts. My sweet spot is scruffy boys with paradoxically pristine butts. It got kinky, but I was mostly interested in getting in that incongruous butt. He seemed to enjoy at least some of the things we did.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick M
Dirty Ask
Fisting Ask
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200$
Overnight Rate 600$

 

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thatoneboy, 18
Paris

I may only be 18 but I have been whore since early teens, don’t let my age fool you.
I had my first pay date at 12 and have done some crazy stuff in my time since then.
I’m looking for big money not big love.
My father has just died and I need to continue my life.

Guestbook of thatoneboy

thatoneboy (Owner) – Nov 6, 2024
I want a situation where in 20 years from now the only thing I would have achieved in my life is a loose butt hole.

sodomaniac – Nov 4, 2024
I want your hole.
I want to do so many things to it.
I insist that you enjoy everything.

thatoneboy (Owner) – Nov 2, 2024
I’m also available to be a sugar daddy’s kept boy for a minimum of 10 years or until I get wrinkled or fat.

HelloMyNameIsFaggot – Nov 2, 2024
Will pay anything for a taste of your cock, would never spend another minute without your cock in my mouth if I could. I will travel, I will host, I will buy the hotel room so long as you leave a load of your Hot Boy Cum in my mouth.

pinkytuscabearo – Nov 2, 2024
BOTTOM suck you long time tina

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Languages French, Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 30€
Overnight Rate 50€

 

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ThePlayThing, 19
Boston

idk fwb type shit mostly but just ask💸🤑💶

Guestbook of ThePlayThing

CatDadATX – Nov 10, 2024
BEGGING FOR UR SALIVA. NEED UR SALIVAAAAA.

ThePlayThing (Owner) – Nov 9, 2024
i would like someone to watch me at the skatepark then go after somewhere and do stuff.

lukas – Nov 8, 2024
Hey there! I’m Lukas, nice to meet you! I’m curious, who are you and what makes you tick? What are your passions and interests? Are you currently in a relationship or flying solo? Have you tried anything exciting recently or is there something on your bucket list that you’re hoping to try out soon? Let’s get to know each other and see where my money takes us!

assignedfairyatbirth – Nov 8, 2024
Your face makes me melt like ice in the sun.

Daddy4Sonny – Nov 8, 2024
If you’ve got one handy, he loves eating out femboys.

Bellybuttonplayer – Nov 6, 2024
I’ve only seen him naked in phys ed class but he has a perfect belly button. Just the thought of it makes my eyes roll back in my head.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Some
Smoker No
Languages English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick M
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Depends
PNP Weed only
Hourly Rate 250$
Overnight Rate 600$

 

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YourNewBestFriend, 22
City of Ekurhuleni Metropolita

I’m Caleb I am a married cheating cumdump who likes to secretly dress up like a Goth and invite men over to my house while my husband is at work to breed my pussy and verbally degrade me before leaving cash on the dresser and taking off.

Guestbook of YourNewBestFriend

Randy – Nov 8, 2024
20 year old amateur kinky filmmaker looking for a guy to use, abuse, and humiliate anonymously for a horror movie I’m making, and have fun offscreen if we get along. Approach with a list of all the depraved shit you’re into and we can see if we’re a match.

tuffuck – Nov 7, 2024
If you want a bottom who takes everything too seriously and won’t try to crack jokes while you’re fucking him, he’s your guy.

str8noob – Nov 1, 2024
Anyone who complains about having sex with this guy is either lying or mentally ill.

ItsLen – Oct 29, 2024
Every whore on this app is a timewaster until proven innocent.

packedjock – Oct 28, 2024
Wait … Tim? Is that you under there? That’s your bathroom for sure.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Languages Afrikaans, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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Swimtwunk, 23
Vancouver

To start so people understand. Yes I’m married, straight and I’m happily married, but I have been intrigued by gay guys longer before I met my wife and I can’t help that I have this feeling inside me that I need to explore.

My fetish is unusual: Sex underwater, serious breath control, no gear, no kit, no tanks, no masks. I thought I’d “come out” here and see if there’s anyone with compatible interests that want to toss me some cash. Always the optimist.

Why does my cock get rock hard from being drowned? Anyone?

Love how relaxed, horny and hard I get when going under. Especially as I’m straight and that a male can do this to me.

Guestbook of Swimtwunk

Swimtwunk (Owner) – Nov 3, 2024
I know I should not want to do this but I do.

Solp – Nov 3, 2024
You need a doctor.

racemanni – Nov 3, 2024
Like Magritte he is a master of magical realism.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L
Dirty No
Fisting Ask
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP No
Hourly Rate 80$
Overnight Rate 200$

 

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T0biAss, 20
New South Wales

According to official studies, penetrative sex usually only lasts 5 minutes on average, so I’ll do it for 50€ in half an hour, or a quickie in your car for 35€, or just give you a blow job for 25. If you want me to dress up in a Renaissance costume it’s 100€ an hour because that’s a bit more complicated.

Guestbook of T0biAss

T0biAss (Owner) – Nov 11, 2024
I’ll be taking the metro tomorrow text me for details.

workingtitle – Nov 10, 2024
If you need some ass: 1 address!! His ass.

dafttwunk – Nov 9, 2024
He likes money and he likes to do almost nothing for it.

BIGCOCK6 – Nov 6, 2024
Cheeky slut, a bit snooty, with an obscenely feral, dripping, howling hole.

anxho – Nov 4, 2024
A wonderful, brilliant half-hour. I wish you from the bottom of my heart that everyone recognizes and acknowledges this and also puts a smile on your contagious face!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Some
Smoker No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick M
Dirty NO
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Imthe, 22
Glasgow

Heyy, I am a twinky horror fanatic, a little emo, a little self-destructive. I’m very dedicated to my profession. I want to make every client feel as exhilarated as anyone possibly could be. I meet from 10pm- 5am. I am open to every sort of kink and offer everything on my body you want to explore. After various laser treatments, I am completely hairless (below the neck). I genuinely enjoy my work. I love to have fun!

Guestbook of Imthe

Domtobeserved – Oct 30, 2024
How about if we watch a serial killer documentary together and then see what happens?

Imthe (Owner) – Oct 30, 2024
Just me being me.

waterccolors – Oct 30, 2024
We had sex so nasty there’s no question I’m going to hell.

Takingoutthetrash – Oct 26, 2024
Finally someone young and almost cute who swallows shit and gets it done without the hassle of vomiting. And the price is okay.

Imthe (Owner) – Oct 23, 2024
An insistent in my childhood set me on this path. I was born to finish last, it’s in my DNA, but I tried to deny it for years.

Polaroidfuture – Oct 23, 2024
Want a guy you can pin you against the wall, fold in half and rail while he begs for it and cum hands free? Or how about a story about me ripping a headboard out of the wall mid-fuck? Yeah, he’s got layers.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick XL
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly rate £100
Overnight rate £400

 

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B-for-T, 18
San Juan Capistrano

First time virgin wanna get paid with 13,500 Fortnite V-Bucks, slammed with tina, and get anal.

Guestbook of B-for-T

Bbonlybb – Nov 8, 2024
Had him with four other tops. We loved to lick and fuck him and the way he’s so polite while we were licking and pounding him make everyone crazy and then it got way sexier and even louder and all the fuses in our brains blew until we fell in love..

BarefickerSN – Nov 7, 2024
I could write a thousand words but I’ll simply put in a nutshell: you really need to drop the “virgin” angle.

Systemerror2393 – Nov 2, 2024
Counterintuitive, I know, but his ejaculations (I got four!!) taste like the best meal ever.

sveglio – Oct 31, 2024
That ass. Wow that ass! And that hole! Best hole in the whole of San Juan Capistrano, the USA, and probably the entire face of the earth!!!!! I came hands free from just staring into his deep amazing little hole!!! 1000% go!!!!

thoros – Oct 25, 2024
Nasty horse teen. Hung af. Baby face, skinny body but horse manly dick. Bigger than my dad. Heavy leaker and cummer. etc, etc, etc.

B-for-T – Oct 22, 2024
No longer super tight if you can’t tell.

CarstenFm – Oct 20, 2024
The sex is huge. It felt morally weird to slam him, but his other needle marks helped. And holy fuck I’m glad I did. His little pucker literally milked my cock until I was parched.

XL_Aktiv_kuschelbaer – Oct 16, 2024
Apparently I’m the guy who took his V card and I will say my whole long life I have never met an ass that was so warm and welcoming. “Fuck for world peace” – here we have the best example that that works!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick M
Dirty Ask
Fisting Ask
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Dark_humour_me, 21
Kansas City

Looking for sugardad, client, pimp, landlord in that order 🤑🔥

Guestbook of Dark_humour_me

DickUdown – Nov 9, 2024
No matter how many times you put “cute” on your face you are still average looking and chubby.

Dark_humour_me (Owner) – Nov 8, 2024
I am a quiet bottom other than the casual “you like that ass?” Or the growl/ grunt when I cum.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Not very hairy
Smoker No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick M
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
PNP Weed only
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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kevinwontlose, 18
Rome

I’m 18, I grew up in Viterbo, but for the last 4 years I’ve been in Rome for high school.
Now I’m in my last year and I can’t take it, because in addition to school I also play soccer, so I’m really broke and messed up between studying and training.
So, please, no problems because I’m already anxious and sweating, okay?
A guy asked to lick my ass the other night when we were out and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since.
I only like women, but a friend told me there are men on this app who would pay to lick my ass… I could do that but only without too many expectations or dramas.
If you want to lick my ass, we’ll see how it goes.
I would need to have fun, without too many worries.
Write to me and we’ll see what happens… but I repeat: licking my ass, easy, no worries, I already have enough of my own!

Guestbook of kevinwontlose

kevinwontlose (Owner) – Nov 9, 2024
As of 03.11.2024 I am still a straight boy and my ass is co owned by my current girlfriend and ASSOWNERNIK. This account is monitored by him. Any previous man who thought he had any rights over my ass no longer does.

Rimbo – Oct 21, 2024
It’s just an ass, it’s just your mouth, but, if you’re determined, it has many hidden qualities that can satisfy you in unimaginable ways. As I type this out, its juices are all over my face.

kevinwontlose (Owner) – Oct 16, 2024
I really don’t like doing this, so don’t expect me to.

666boyo – Oct 16, 2024
His penis only urinates.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Languages Swedish, English, Italian
Position No answer
Dick L
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing No
PNP No
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Mason, 19
Paris

Name’s Mason. I’ve been in Paris for two months with the idea of ​​becoming a professional footballer. I’m in a training center. Maybe you want to have sex with a boy who is a future sport star.

I’M TOP AND CAN BE VERY TOP IF NECESSARY, SO DON’T COME ASK TO FUCK ME 😭!

MY SERVICES ARE NOT NEGOTIABLE, IF YOU’RE HERE IT’S BECAUSE YOU WANT TO PAY FOR MY BOD AND ARE SURE YOU HAVE THE MEANS 🍑💶💸!

🍑🍑🍑🍑 EXCLUSIVE UNTIL SUNDAY EVENING: I’M SELLING 100 PHOTOS AND VIDEOS OF MY BUTT FOR 20 EUROS VIA PAYPAL 🍑🍑🍑🍑

If I don’t answer right away it’s because I’m fucking! Leave it alone! There you go, “come as you are like” they say at Mc Do 🤣!

Guestbook of Mason

Mason (Owner) – Nov 12, 2024
Trust me. Gay is in. Gay is hot. I want some gay. Gay it’s gonna be.

Silverfag – Nov 12, 2024
Your liquids shouldn’t see daylight.

adam_martin – Nov 9, 2024
He loves himself very much.

fabiforyou – Nov 8, 2024
He knows he is perfect. He has a delicious looking asshole that he won’t let you taste. Thank you.

Power1979 – Nov 5, 2024
Waaw!, what a beautiful sight!! 😲😋😋
He needed some porn videos to get a hard on, but that was my fault, since I’m not the prettiest one.
Don’t mess with his anus too much. It is not appreciated.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Languages French, English
Position Top only
Dick XL
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
PNP No
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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TurnMeIntoAJunkie, 19
Amsterdam

Looking for a serious live in wealthy dom sugardad to ruin me, turn me into a heroin junkie.
I already use heroin but can’t afford full blown addiction.
*substance abuse/complete control
*deprivation of normality
*starvation
*unhealthy
*incapacitation
*no sex of any kind refused
*danger

Guestbook of TurnMeIntoAJunkie

Aboogie – Nov 10, 2024
Few things in this world can compete with fucking a young guy who’s nodded out on heroin. The problem is he smokes cigarettes, and I don’t like this aspect in others.

reputation – Nov 7, 2024
He was briefly my sugar boy a year ago before the gremlins in his mind in escaped in a major way. He had some mental health troubles after that and I couldn’t find my sugardad mojo since although I did get some pretty intense sex out of him at times.

JoeF – Nov 7, 2024
Submitting a boy to full blown heroin addiction and giving it his mind, body and soul is something I’ve always been infatuated with, and I wonder if it’s destiny. I’ve always thought the right boy would come along and convince me that it is, because we’d both know it’s right.
I’m worried that I’m expecting too much, or what I’m imagining is complete bullshit, but you’re so hot I’m willing to take the leap.

SickOpig – Nov 6, 2024
I’ve seen this junkie boy at a dealer friend’s place off and on and wanted his hole fucking bad. No idea that’s how he was paying for his dope. Saw him over there yesterday after reading this, sidelined him with the offer of some high power China White and headed to the craphole where he lives. He shot up and went into a heavy nod. I pulled his jeans down and fucked his ass like he was a collapsing building with children trapped inside, loaded him up. When he started vaguely coming around, I glued my mouth to that dirty pink blown out rosebud and made him push out his ass juice and cum and farts and shit meat while I ate like a demon possessed infant. I should say I was methed to the eyeballs at the time.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Languages Dutch, English
Position More botton
Dick L
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 60€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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Iamwhatyouwant, 19
Harrow

Yo, I’m 19, hard and blond. If you’re not a pussy and want to do something real, I drill holes, get a blowjob, ass eaten, even fuck women, jerk off and really let it rip. Anyone who talks gets kicked out, only the toughest make it. Get it done if you want to experience something.

Guestbook of Iamwhatyouwant

Iamwhatyouwant (Owner) – Nov 12, 2024
I sadly can’t host right now cause my car decided to shit itself.

JohnWilsonSexy – Nov 10, 2024
He had some girl over there and basically ignored me. He fucked her and I watched. I managed to empty my dick, but it took a whole lot of poppers.

hornygayyyy – Nov 10, 2024
meet me outside at coulsdon manor golf course.

Greenbean – Nov 8, 2024
:(: “🎶 Please! Stay! I want you! I need you! Ohgod

Drillmythroat – Nov 8, 2024
even this over-confident wannabe macho recognizes the reality here… he just needs attention… it’s just the way today’s youth are brought up… a bit retarded but quite horny…

MattyMeatball – Nov 3, 2024
He’s fully prepared. He is short-tempered and only concentrates on “business”. But if you like cum, he’s a cute source.

Intopoop – Nov 2, 2024
I am just a bear looking to get crapped on by young men. It’s hard to get this fetish under control. Umm I am more into smearing than eating but for a guy who looks like you then hell ya I’d love to let you let one go in me. It sounds fun.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little
Smoker Socially
Languages English
Position Top only
Dick XL
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Kissing No
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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needadadorgrandad, 18
Villefranche-sur-Saône

My name is Alex, a thing of beauty born in the wrong country, yet destined for greatness. I refuse to accept a life where ends fail to meet, nor will I deny myself the luxurious lifestyle I so richly deserve. Though I’m not in Europe yet, hope remains strong, as I’ll get European citizenship in 2025 through Ius Sanguinis, opening doors to boundless travel. With personal ambitions ablaze, I’m driven to pursue excellence in the tech field, achieve lasting happiness, and indulge in an active, sizzling sex life -my payment to that unstinting open-handed gentleman who will help me with changing my life for the better. I seek the finest beauty treatments and aspire to be the most stunning presence in any neighborhood I stroll through, complemented by the lifestyle of a successful influencer—a life of lavish opulence beyond imagination.

🥇👍 70+ HAPPY CUSTOMERS 👍🥇

Guestbook of needadadorgrandad

syd_barrett – Nov 7, 2024
Can I throw things at your penis or pound it with a mallet? I would like to have your penis used as target.

Mascdudelooking – Nov 3, 2024
If you want more than he’s offering, mix Valium and 80 mg oxycodone in his drink, it’ll knock him out for hours.

OpenmindedJoe – Nov 1, 2024
MSG him for satisfactory sex

Striker99 – Oct 30, 2024
Wont kiss. Not a top. The dick stays soft. Allows kinks. Not in a rush. Loyal once paid.

confidentrookie – Oct 27, 2024
I took him out to dinner, and it really turned me on when he chewed the food a little bit and then kissed me and fed it to me. I don’t know if that was too specific.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Arab
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Languages French, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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VacuumCleaner, 22
Budapest

Straight curious looking to be turned for cash. I have a sleepy fantasy I like to play out: Chloro, drugged, intox, roofed, chloroform, drugged drink, hypno, brainwash, anesthesia, poppers, sedated, free use.

If you and I are coworkers … we never saw each other here capeesh?

Guestbook of VacuumCleaner

VacuumCleaner (Owner) – Nov 5, 2024
I didn’t want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that’s really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you’re so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.

neverseenagain – Nov 5, 2024
When Ashton was sober he was so-so, but once he was unconscious he was incredibly, bewitchingly beautiful. He was the most amazingly beautiful person I have ever seen. I cannot explain how beautiful he was. I still can’t believe that there is something so awesome that you can book here.

VacuumCleaner (Owner) – Nov 1, 2024
My last account got deleted so that was cool. Not sure why but I tried to log on one day and my account was just gone so I’m mostly trying to find the people who were making me offers.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair None
Smoker Yes
Languages Hungarian, German, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 1150€

 

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BORNtoBeDUMB, 20
Washington DC

My name is Marco and I’m a 20-year-old Italian boy. I’m here looking for a financially secure man to own me as his dog.

I want to eat out of pots, wear a collar, a butt plug, wag my tail when he comes home, receive affectionate strokes on my back and my hair, etc.

(I’m still learning English, maybe a few swats with a rolled newspaper would make me learn faster 😸)

**Please be patient and check back often as I will evolve **

Guestbook of BORNtoBeDUMB

sexaddiction – Nov 11, 2024
This bitch stole my husband!

eggy – Nov 11, 2024
i long time i had you. i had problems with accepting what i craved and what i did. i now find peace in this. i had awesome times and i also fucked you up. i regret fucking you up. it is not easy. but that should not be an excuse.

Dominator1818 – Nov 8, 2024
Many boys have asked to be my dog. And I must admit, no. It is an extraordinary branch to observe, but which I personally do not like. Why? Because I like to tell my boys that they are not dogs, but indeed humans of a lower rank. The object and the human are intimately linked, son.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Languages Italian, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S
Dirty Ask
Fisting Ask
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP No
Hourly Rate 1$
Overnight Rate 1$

 

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Happy, 24
Moscow

I’m an amateur gay porn model. I love being photographed and videoed, I’m on many porn sites. I have very few limits. I’m looking for Dom Tops to employ me, fuck me, eat me, breed me. And video it. I’ll be your bottom or bottom for a group. I parTy heavily and love to be slammed, you name it. Just tell me what you’re into and what you want to do. I’ll be up for it.

Guestbook of Happy

Happy (Owner) – Nov 10, 2024
Can somebody please just love me! 😂

Letsggoo – Nov 3, 2024
I fucked him a year ago at a porn convention in Berlin. They were doing a fan gangbang event and it cost me 2000 to get in but it was worth it to fuck him.

Happy (Owner) – Nov 3, 2024
🤷‍♂️

Marlin – Nov 3, 2024
Big fan here. I have a question: which do you prefer to do after a top breeds you, let his load soak into your guts or push it out so he can eat it?

BitchBreaker – Nov 3, 2024
Yes, yes, Oleg is a fuck mattress 😋 👍

enigma101 – Nov 3, 2024
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Happy (Owner) – Nov 3, 2024
I’ve had a crazy life you wouldn’t believe. My journey has been filled with unexpected twists, adventures, disasters, and experiences that most people would find hard to imagine. From navigating life’s ups and downs to embracing every challenge, I’ve seen and done things that have shaped me into the person I am today. With me, you’re not just booking an encounter – you’re investing in an experience that will leave you with memories that linger long after our time together ends.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Languages Russian, English
Position More bottom
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Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 100000€

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** jay, Hi. Well, it should be my hosting site’s responsibility, but they’re not taking responsibility, so … stalemate at the moment. Nice about your London jaunt. London’s normally jam-packed with art to see, it seems. Paris too, but I’m luckily ensconced inside it. I’m hoping to knock a few shows off my list today. Oh, I guess I mean that, if I have to deal with big bullies or bosses in games, I greatly prefer if they’re the types that you have to beat by mentally unlocking their secret weakness and then solving the problem the way you solve a puzzle rather than just having to pound away at them and run away from them endlessly and die over and over again because I suck at the physical violence stuff. I usually try to find a friend who’s good at the battling things, hand them my controller and let them kill the bad guy for me so I can move along. But my ideal games have no fighting, per se, and just present complicated settings to negotiate and get pleasured by. Onwards through Friday, and see you on Saturday. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Well, thank you for liking it, pal. You bought the shoes! Good for you, and for your feet, and presumably for all of your impending bystanders. Me too: I hate spending money and buying things that don’t just keep me alive. Except for books and films and music and stuff. As someone who bobbed for my fair share of apples as a kid, there’s a reason why it went out of style. No fun, water up the nose, humiliating, etc. Of course now I’m trying to figure what a flyer would need to pique my interest. Nice. No matter how many times love puts “cute” on his face he is still average looking and chubby, G. ** Cletus, Hi. Thanks. I didn’t know Ted well at all. I used to edit this lit magazine called Little Caesar in the early 80s when I was living in LA, and he thought the mag was cool and sent me poems to publish in it. Then when I moved to NYC, I would see him around and at readings, and he would stop and talk at me, like he did, sort of unleashing everything on his mind verbally, and I was always honored that he chose me as a listener. But that was kind of it, really. So no interesting stories. By the time I moved to NYC, he was pretty zonked out from prolonged amphetamine use, and his health was worsening, so he wasn’t at his peak. Like you, I liked ‘Dream Songs’ when I read them years ago, but I can’t say that I actually ‘got’ them. But that’s ok. ‘Getting’ is kind of overrated. ** James, Morning, James. Paris and its skies are A-okay so far today. No one ever says oldness is wasted on the old. I wonder why not. Wisdom, me? Hm, always find new things that excite you and don’t overrate things you thought were exciting in the past. Nostalgia is inevitable, but it’s the enemy. There are two ‘wise’ things? I’ll read the Derek Mahon poem, thanks. Man, you should Rimbaud. He’s amazing, I swear. It gets harder to be too self-effacing once more and more people know your writing and give you props for it. So, hang in there. Essays are a top form. They’re a solid goal. No prob if that ends up being your central form. Great about the progress on your writing and the success of the ten minute method. Enjoy finishing the things. It might just be me, but I find that things that weird me out tend to end up inspiring me more than things where I go, ‘Oh, I get that’. Happy Friday to ya. ** Steve, Yeah, I can’t remember the last time I was in Battery Park. Weird how far away the bottom of Manhattan is. Well, and the top. I don’t think I know anybody in NYC who’s ever been more north in NYC than the upper edge of Central Park. Martel didn’t talk about the documentary, but Zac is friends with one of the programmers who brought her over — the Pompidou is doing a Martel retrospective — and she said the reason the documentary isn’t finished is because, one, the new far right government in Argentina severely cut cultural funding, and, two, because Martel is being Malick-like obsessive about revising it. No, I don’t think the possible haunt plans will get more solid until Zac and I go to LA next, possibly in early April if a likely screening there of our film comes through. ** Bill, Hi, Bill! I’ve been wondering how you are. Urgh, the verification void got you. Anyway, whatever trick you tried worked, obviously. The WTF moments are piling up at an astonishing lightning speed, Jesus Christ. Nice Bradford piece! How did I miss that. Thanks! Everyone, if you liked Tobias Bradford’s animatronic art from last week, Bill has found one more work that the post missed out on. Here. Thanks, B. Whatcha doing over there? ** Uday, Your grammar seemed too have survived, at least in your comment, but maybe you were sobering up by then. I wrote everything on paper until ‘The Sluts’, which I thought necessitated being written on the computer, and I think I got spoiled. Here’s to the appearance of shrooms. Well, and a date too. ** Lucas, Hi. No, the shop didn’t have the Foucault. But I’ll get it. Oh, fuck, what did the blood drawing doc tell you? Man, feel better and do whatever it takes to feel better. Let me know. ** Jacob, Thank you very much. Wow, your professor was so right, Descartes really is smart, or he at least was when he thought up what you conveyed to me. I should read him again. It’s been, like, ages. I’m going to try to do something what you just caused to happen in my brain. Who knows what. Thanks!!! ** Okay. It’s the escorts’ day today, and you know what to do with them by now. See you tomorrow.

13 Comments

  1. _Black_Acrylic

    Have made an executive decision to up my hat game. What with me being in a wheelchair these last few years, most social interactions are now carried out at a significantly lower level than they were before. As it’s my birthday today, I sprang for this expensive 2nd hand Comme Des Garcons hat on eBay this week and I’m excited for it to arrive. CDG is very much the only designer label for me, making me a good capitalist lapdog in that regard. Extreme brand loyalty (eg Apple, H&M, Marks & Spencer) is what I’m all about.

    • _Black_Acrylic

      Btw did you know Marks & Spencer was founded in Leeds? Interesting bit of trivia for you there.

  2. James

    Now *THIS* is blogging. Utterly bewildered but really very quite entertained. Is this just a curated collection of rent boy profiles? There’s a crazy amount of guys into this kind of stuff who still call themselves straight, it’s confusing. Surely it’d be more relief to just acknowledge you’re gay/have gay tendencies instead of suffering from cognitive dissonance. Getting paid via videogame transactions is hilarious. Some of these photos are surprisingly professional-looking. Think my favourite is Imthe.

    Morning once more, Dennis! I’ve been to Paris before, but that was for a very short time. It was awfully hot. Eiffel Tower was good fun, Arc de Triomphe underwhelming. The hotel I was staying at had one of those funky toasters with a conveyor belt where you can SEE the toast be toasted. I want one desperately.

    Good point. You’d think ‘oldness’ – wisdom, thought, experience, reserved-ness, etc.- is just what the young need more of.
    And speaking of wisdom, many thanks for yours. Finding new things that excite me isn’t impossible, I’m sure, there’s a whole bunch of life I’ve yet to see. Like, brews of tea I haven’t tried. And books and poems I haven’t read!
    Nostalgia is something I’m prone to, sure, but these days I’m not especially hooked up on the past. It’s done, it’s over, not much point mulling it over, I suppose. Your wisdom is duly noted.

    Think I’ve only read one other poem by Mahon, and I can’t remember it very well other than that I wasn’t especially bothered by it.

    Is Rimbaud the kind of guy that *needs* to be read in the original? Obviously every act of translation means the loss of the original but also if they’re good there’s the gaining of another’s reading. I’ll read a Rimbaud poem at some point today.

    Oo, I don’t know. I’m weirdly enough a champion when it comes to beating myself up and being meek, the irony of which is not lost on me. Whenever I’m complimented on work/writing I always feel a little embarrassed at my inability to control my own smile. I WILL hang in there. Keep calm and carry on is my modus vivendi, as hard as it can be at times.

    Essays are where I feel most at home, maybe. Sure I was writing fiction before I ever wrote an essay but I derive a lot of satisfaction from seeing a few sheets of paper filled with my own writing. Even if my handwriting is truly atrocious.

    Thanks! The problem with the 10 minutes is that at times it just feels like another part of my routine (which it is) and like a box to tick rather than a chance to truly flesh something out. What’s good is when the 10 minutes end and I still want to keep writing. ‘Finishing’ can seem like such an impossible concept at times.

    And true, very much so. Complicated things are fun to pick apart and revolve in your own head. Not that simplicity doesn’t have its benefits, obviously.

    Hurray for Friday! The weekend cometh :]

  3. Dominik

    Hi!!

    Agreed, yes. Sometimes I try to talk myself out of buying books, but I don’t tend to be very successful. Money spent on books never feels like wasted money.

    Now I wonder how bobbing for apples came to be a thing at all. Like, who came up with that idea and why. Maybe it was meant to be innocent fun, and it’s just my mind that’s too skeptical and dark…

    Poor love. He really did try hard with that “cute” thing, though, didn’t he? If you like cum, love is a cute source, Od.

  4. James Bennett

    Hey Dennis,
    Yes re: earphones. I’m on the same page as you with usually wanting to stay connected to the space (and time?) I’m in.
    Interesting thought about watching people’s faces to see how they’re reacting to whatever they’re listening.
    A big thread personally and artistically these last few years for me has been to dial down the introspection and get better at looking, listening, reading etc. Taking things on their own terms might be another way to say it.
    So I’m gonna try this facial observation thing.
    To answer your question, I’m working on some short fiction. Hopefully I’ll have something to show for it soon.
    Ciao,
    James

  5. jay

    Wow, that Happy guy has a super striking face, that facial expression is unbelievably powerful. I think there’s something about amateur pornography, particularly by people who aren’t particularly good with cameras, that ends up being incredibly powerful. I think it’s just the fact that the image needing to be taken dozens of times before it’s workable – it just leads to this kind of super-honed sexual pose, and a kind of extreme physical tension where the pose is clearly attempting to be languid, but only held for a few instants, before checking to see if the camera has correctly captured it. I think it’s just the way his face is so visibly irritated, with only just this afterthought of attempting to be desirable, I find that unbelievably charming, it totally breaks through all the layers of pornography. I’m sure a lot of people compare pornography to Francis Bacon paintings to try and get a shocked reaction, but I do sort of genuinely mean that, I feel like the tensions are very equivalent. Although that may just be because I’ve been reading a Bacon interviews book in bed.

    Anyway yeah, in my own time, I do do a little escorting, and I used to do porn, but I do also do photography for my other friends (the ones who are really into droneplay), who have semi-large online followings, and that kind of let me see through pornography a little, if that makes sense. I think it’s maybe because I’m not really into women, but yeah, it was a totally crazy experience to go from a hyper-eroticised environment that attempted to capture instants of sexuality as fragments from a moving sexual environment to having pizza and playing videogames. It totally awakened this like, asexual interest in pornography in me, in terms of seeing the indicators of unreality in porn shoots, and it’s sort of made me want to develop my own slightly off kilter-pornography – I have this one joke with that group of people I did some work with of making a traditional porno that has a group of people hanging out (like traditional porn), before they all start talking about actually making the porn film, getting undressed in an unerotic way, and having sex, before stopping at some arbritrary moment, and contininuing to hang out normally, and asexually, for a few minutes. I just thought it’d be so interesting to replace the traditional (pizzaguy, plumber, whatever) opening with something slightly more consciously “about” porn, and thus more real, and perhaps less erotic.

    Anyway, sorry, I’ve rambled on. Yeah, I agree with you about games, I think when I know what I need to do, but can’t because it’s technically challenging, I normally just get frustrated. I think that this Alien game might be a slightly weird intersection of those two issues then – it’s very tough to avoid the alien, but it’s also hard to figure out where to go. It’s like a Zelda game, but with the entire game taking place in a room with one bully, with a set of mechanics that are so complex that all you can do is avoid it. It’s more frustrating, and less experimental than I’m making it sound. I’m the same, with making a friend do the difficult stuff. Yeah, the only game I can think of that’s just a series of complicated settings was Death Stranding, that game was pretty much the only thing keeping me going during lockdown, I think that game is probably one of the most powerful things I’ve ever experienced, particularly by the end, I think I was in tears for the full 5-hour duration of the ending. Anyway, best of luck with everything. See ya!

  6. Corey Heiferman

    Second time’s the charm, CloudFlare?

    “My sweet spot is scruffy boys with paradoxically pristine butts.” Try saying that one ten times fast.

    “As someone who bobbed for my fair share of apples as a kid,..” great start to a sentence.

    Lots of good posts lately. I especially appreciate Perconte, have been recommended to check him out before due to my interest in digital distortion.

    This one hit closer to home than usual. Maybe full moon on 15th of the month helped. “Sugarwitch” is the intersection between my taste and that of the last guy I was involved with. We came to the specific conclusion that FTM Brit with that kind of vibe was the intersection. T0biAss bears an uncanny resemblance to my ultimate crush, whom I like to imagine in Renaissance costume. ThePlayThing is representing New England well, looks like a jock from my high school.

    It’s been good to be back to my regular Tel Aviv routine. I’ve become obsessed with the modern dance scene here. I’m going to just about every show and writing reviews in Hebrew. I think this could be a good niche because there are many
    worthwhile performances that don’t get reviewed anywhere. Deborah Jowitt’s reviews in the Village Voice have been an inspiration. Did you ever cross paths?

    Other than that I’m trying to balance a lot of projects both within and outside of my day job. I’m not willing to drop anything. I am willing to scale everything down to whatever the minimal viable version looks like, and then hopefully everything can develop in parallel. You seem good at this kind of project juggling.

    Are the Parisians wearing baggy bell bottomed pants? I’m all for this trend.

    I’ll add Denham ‘Denny’ Fouts into the escort mix:

    “Denny Fouts exuded a carnal mojo of the kind that compelled a Greek king, German baron and a British viscount to pursue him to the ends of the earth. To boot, he was streetwise and intelligent. That he was ridiculously good-looking perhaps also needs to be said, and also that his ‘pulling’ prowess was without peer: he could literally snag and bag any celebrity he set his sights on. Once he had homed in on them, moths to a flame they were, putty in the hands of the irresistible Denny Fouts. Added to this fool-proof arsenal of looks and personality was a cocky and cavalier attitude: who in their right mind have the nerve to send a blank cheque to writer-god Truman Capote, summonsing him with a one-word edict, “come”? This happened in Paris shortly after WW2 and was triggered by Fouts spotting an image of Truman Capote on the dust jacket of Other Voices, Other Rooms. Capote ignored the money but couldn’t resist the call, and ended up listening to the stories of the “best-kept boy in the world” for hours on end in a dark apartment on the Rue du Bac. In fact, so mesmerised was Capote with Fouts’ spellbinding antics, he famously claimed that “had Denham Fouts yielded to Hitler’s advances there would have been no World War Two.”

    https://www.messynessychic.com/2023/11/24/an-american-gigolo-in-europe/

  7. Corey Heiferman

    Hello Dennis from winter Chania Crete Going through today’s post Loved the title ha ha

    I am reading James Schuyler The morning of the poem collection. I finished the segments before the Morning of the poem one
    So for me when you read first his poems you are like That was it? A little simple seeming but then they linger in your mind and have a sneaky effect so you don’t forget them. Does it make sense?
    My favourite poem so far is one called “Song” where he talks about a cloud boy that brings the newspaper The evening sun and then it sets in.
    I loved this poem. I want to take in the poems so far and then move on to the huge one but still process his ways. Can you explain the Schuyler mystique through your eyes? I know you love the very first poem but it just made me sad but I am still thinking about it

    In other news I gave my mom to read Jean Rhys novel Voyage in the dark in Greek and she completely loved this novel and she praised her talents all day told me she is “much better writer” than Duras because I gave her Moderato Cantabile last week and ok she read it all but she loves Rhys now. My mom is a writer too btw so I am so curious to discuss this stuff with her.
    So I ordered her Quartet for Christmas present. I think of what books to give her next I have the Counterfeiters in Greek… What if I gave her? I have to think about that?

    Excited to see the news about the film now that we now they are positive but shrouded in mystery. Hi from Crete to you and good vibes

  8. Corey Heiferman

    To clarify — my previous comment was on behalf of Charalampos.

  9. Steve

    I’ve had several appointments at a hospital in Harlem. That’s the farthest north I’ve ever been in Manhattan.

    For the first time, I’ll be attending a support group for adults taking care of their elderly parents next week.

    Milei seems to be out to crush the arts in Argentina. Is Martel looking for producers in Europe?

    “Being fucked by people from a higher education level is mind blowing and nut busting for me” – this should’ve been the day’s title!

    Tonight, I’m seeing Sheila McLaughlin and Lynne Tillman’s COMMITTED, with Lizzie Borden interviewing both afterwards.

    Does slam mean injecting meth?

  10. Lucas

    Hey, I’m okay. I’ll get my blood results back on Monday but what my doctor told me is that the effects my low blood pressure (in addition to my anemia) may have gotten worse because I’ve inadvertently lost a lot of weight in the last few months. So what I have to do is gain it back even though that’s going to suck. Maybe you can take me to your favorite bakery in the area or something when we meet up, haha idk. Hope you have a nice weekend—mine is sadly primarily going to include studying. I made a new collage today though! It’s the first time I integrate text into it this way, tell me what you think of it. https://imgur.com/a/7abWroB

    And even though I’ll barely have time for it in the next weeks, I came up with an idea I think is interesting enough to me for a short story and I started preparing as in like writing little sentences and poems based on it. What I have in mind is writing about a boy’s/ghost’s (though not really in the traditional sense of the word) recounting of his death and what led up to it through obv the perspective of being dead. And being aware of it. I think ghosts are fascinating and I’d love to read about the general idea of them but I’m not sure if there’s market for that, really.

  11. Justin D

    Hey, Dennis! Really great stuff from the escorts today. “Like Magritte he is a master of magical realism.” and “I pulled his jeans down and fucked his ass like he was a collapsing building with children trapped inside, loaded him up.” will be knocking around in my thoughts for a bit, I’m sure. I watched a pretty good documentary a bit ago called ‘Sam Now’. Here’s the trailer. A very raw glimpse of the fallout caused by abandonment. It’s beautifully threaded by 25 years worth of archived film-making. Hope you have the loveliest of weekends!

  12. Bill

    I had to look up capeesh, haha.

    Hopefully my posting access will continue. It’s probably just because I’m now in Asia. Mostly family stuff so far. Saw some friends, strategized for my upcoming gigs in a few weeks. Caught some art, the highlight being a show by another Bradford (Mark) at Hauser and Wirth. He’s a favorite of mine, but the work I saw seem a bit abstract and lacking his usual political subtext. But the worklist was not available (!) when I visited because they changed the display, so I have to go back and see if I’m missing a lot of context.

    Listened to the rough mix of my recent gig, actually quite ok despite my shoddy travel playback setup.

    Bill

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