The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“idk wat i do to eny1 but idk y every1 hates me. what should i do!!!!!!!”

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ArrestMe, 21
Dusseldorf

Looking for someone to make me do something illegal then arrest me.

Guestbook of ArrestMe

ArrestMe (Owner) – June 11, 2023
Stop telling me I’m cute shit I know.

ArrestMe (Owner) – June 9, 2023
I’m not an escort I’m an entrepreneur.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Average
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Languages English, German
Position No anal
Dick L – Cut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing No
PNP No
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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pumpmeup, 19
Berlin

Are you tired of always looking for someone to get rid of your sperm?

If you want to fuck regularly and easily without annoying foreplay and without dealing with anyone else’s sperm in return so that you have more time for the important things in life, give me a generous allowance and you’ve come to the right boy.

My age is nonsense. I reckon my brain’s about 45 and I’m told I’ve the ass of a 13 year old. One of these days he’ll probably want it back.

Guestbook of pumpmeup

Marcy78 – June 2, 2023
Can be popped bare fact for small cash … without blah blah I fucked him in the Tiergarten bushes for 20E blew him up and bred him and sucked his ass muscles empty. But you don’t need it more often trust me. Rather 1 fuck and bye.

pumpmeup (Owner) – June 2, 2023
I repeat I’m looking for a man to take me in a sexual way forever, I’m tired of being the underdog getting guys off day and night that I am now. I can send you videos where I finger myself and spread my hole and whatever else. If I’m not what you’re looking for, sorry for you, but don’t set your alarm for 30 minutes and ruin our mutual time.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Socially
Tattoos Yes
Languages German, Russian, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 300€

 

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RedTulip, 19
Dusseldorf

Bass player 🎸
Motley crue & Kiss 🤘🏻
Stuck in the 80s
Rocker

Guestbook of RedTulip

RedTulip (Owner) – June 7, 2023
Unlimited access for the low price of “free rent”

Ohyeschrisss – June 7, 2023
I shop at the store where you work and I’ve wanted to hold your face down on my cock while I bust for months.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Languages German, English
Position No answer
Dick M – Cut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing No
PNP Weed only
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 200€

 

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maybeyoursidk, 18
London

My #1 obsession for the past two years has been getting rich and I’d really like to do that.

My asshole is a virgin but my mouth is not!

I consider myself a bottom but who knows!

Point is I am a whore. I now need my first client.

Guestbook of maybeyoursidk

TurtleJoe – June 13, 2023
I’m a straight guy who normally doesn’t do anything sexual with other guys except for my fetish, which is farting in a guy’s face. You game?

Body Type Muscular
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos A few
Languages English, Ukrainian
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
PNP No
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Startofawholenewday, 22
San Diego

I have been living as a male for two years. I have twink boy appearance, shaved cunt and no more boobs.

I like sucking cock extensively, I also let myself be licked – I get so wet that it drips.

I like to be fucked at length and brought to orgasm several times.

Except for toys, I’m an anal virgin, I’m very open to changing this. I’m very fuckable in my cunt.

Guestbook of Startofawholenewday

Joejoe69000 – June 9, 2023
I’ve just recently come out to myself (everyone else seems to have known for ages) and really wanted my first sex as gay and not straight closeted to ease me in and Mother nature gave this guy everything it took.

wantfeminine – June 1, 2023
Turn off your brain and your dick will turn on.

GavinDickinson – June 1, 2023
I like dick but I’d be interested to pay you to make me cum I guess.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Arab
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Socially
Tattoos Yes
Languages English, Arabic, Russian
Position Bottom only
Dick No
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 1000$

 

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Boyporn, 19
Tijuana

For the elderly

Guestbook of Boyporn

faustdick – June 10, 2023
I will make you addicted to my cock and you will finally, for the first time in your life, feel full.

Henrikblueeyed – June 9, 2023
he’s hairless his ass is good his penis you have to look for

Teneo – June 4, 2023
The bf doesn’t let me fill him with enough cum and have been making “pit stops” giving Leche to this Latino fuck boy. We hook up, him: hard as a rock. This amigo stretches out for my 8incher and it can really cum blast! Because he’s hot the cock stays amazingly thick and can’t stop cumming.

Ass_and_dick – June 3, 2023
He loves being milked and fed his own cum, among other things.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
PNP Weed only
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 200$

 

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Gin&tonic, 20
Paris

I have this fantasy…

To be turn and payed by another men.
Learn to let my egos aside.

I’m from straight side. Lot of girl like me.
I’m just lucky to have this fuking nice hair.

Been hit on by dudes my whole life
Is time to me to try new thing.

Becom prostitute with another dude.
Chill and lot of sexe. You slowly taking lead on me.
Make me have sex wit you. Act like you paid me.

Guestbook of Gin&tonic

theking – June 12, 2023
When his nipples are hard they look like thumbtacks 🫶🏾

Max236489 – June 6, 2023
He is a very special boy with a deep soul. And for sure I adored his funny jokes, as he really has so nice a sense of humor. I can also mention that his apartment is cozy with many cute and romantic things.

Gin&tonic (Owner) – June 2, 2023
Been told I’m pretty… dunno tho you tell me.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little
Smoker Socially
Tattoos Yes
Languages French, English
Position More bottom
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 140€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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HornyinPoland, 22
Poznań

Put my penis inside you.

Guestbook of HornyinPoland

HornyinPoland (Owner) – June 8, 2023
I admit I’m struggling to admit that I’m an escort and need men who let me know that fact is inarguable.

ChristiaanBogaerts – June 8, 2023
Okay, so I’ve been hiring this guy regularly for a month. After we have sex he tells me I’m a “gay ass fag”, hits and punches me when I mention I like him, and when I ignore him he throws anything he can find at me, cusses me out, and screams at me “your the worst person EVER!!!!!”, and still expects me to pay him 200 Euros.

HornyinPoland (Owner) – June 6, 2023
I am practicing versatile position.

SKINNYBEAR – June 6, 2023
(__•__) needs (__O__)

HornyinPoland (Owner) – June 4, 2023
I can’t imagine what else we could do except have sex, but I guess there are other things.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Languages Polish, English
Position More top
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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YoungWithBigDick2001, 20
Riverside

I’m literally just a cheap twink pig out here trying to get me some sperm. That’s it, that’s all.

I just want old guys’ dicks 🫶🏽

Alone you pay: 5$
In group: 1$

Guestbook of YoungWithBigDick2001

evals – June 11, 2023
Recommend quantity over quality.

YoungWithBigDick2001 (Owner) – June 7, 2023
Holy shit gotta love rock.

iamgenius – June 7, 2023
I have the power crysTals 💎💎 that can help you get Through your day fasTer. The choice is clear, hmu for a delivery. 🧊🧊

YoungWithBigDick2001 (Owner) – June 4, 2023
You make me sound so classy.

wannabesucked – June 4, 2023
He knows his place in the hierarchical paradigm of humanity is to be a reservoir for any gift from our bodies we wish to bestow on him.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Yes
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 5$
Overnight Rate 20$

 

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asskisser, 19
Thiago

im a cute boy but have always had a fetish for men’s asses

i would love to meet up and take your asshole in my mouth clench down hard on it and pull it hard holding in my teeth and grinding it flicking the lips of it with my tongue and sucking the hell out of it as i wank my load and smother my t shirt with sperm

and you would return the favor

Guestbook of asskisser

asskisser (Owner) – June 9, 2023
please no old dried up pedos

asskisser (Owner) – June 1, 2023
i tried many times traditional sexualty and i can’t find myself there

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Languages Portugese, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 1200€

 

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FFistParadise, 19
Berlin

I am a FF addicted figure skater⛸️ whose attention span is the same as that of a 4 year old and a very sensible ass.

I do not like that being neurodivergent throws me into chaos, but…

I love ass play from vanilla to kinky. Stretching, double, punch, deep – all makes me crazy.

I can fist you too, but my main goal here is to offer my ass to get wrenched.

Guestbook of FFistParadise

Penny – June 10, 2023
Avid rock climber here. Maybe I can show you how to work some walls before I work your anal ones.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Languages English, German, Spanish
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 35€
Overnight Rate 250€

 

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Mobilecokebitch, 19
Vienna

Hello my name is Cameron.

To put it plainly, I find it hot to know that cocks are hard for me. Every time I cum, I want it to be to the knowledge that there are so many other orgasms being inspired by me just to make mine better.

Guestbook of Mobilecokebitch

Mobilecokebitch (Owner) – June 2, 2023
I AM NOW A FASHION MODEL SO ONLY SUPER SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS ARE WELCOME.

Mobilecokebitch (Owner) – May 23, 2023
I topped all my teens until one night I gave up my ass and from then on all I have wanted is for a top to keep something going in my twitching hole (rim, finger, fuck, piss) while I’m getting him hard enough.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Languages German English, Danish
Position More bottom
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 110€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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iwant2topsormore, 19
Brussels

Hey, I am a bi boy who is ideal for two men, threesomes or even large groups of people 🙂
I am only passive when fucked and passive/active when sucking/licking/eating out and any positions you want are good^^
However, I can’t be visited, but outdoors or in the car or in the hotel or any bed or mattress you’re fine ^^

Guestbook of iwant2topsormore

iwant2topsormore (Owner) – June 9, 2023
I’m not saying it wasn’t🤤

loaditforme – June 9, 2023
Which you said at the time was the highest compliment you’d ever received.

iwant2topsormore (Owner) – June 9, 2023
I broke up with “loaditforme” because he said he wanted to cut my ass off and grind it into hamburger🥴

loaditforme – June 9, 2023
I dated him for a while, and I’d still be dating him if he wasn’t a lying slutty piece of garbage.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Languages French, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 250€

 

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PeterSparkle, 18
Umag

I am absolutely addicted to you. I am self hating and horny.

Guestbook of PeterSparkle

PeterSparkle (Owner) – June 12, 2023
Please lower your expectations 🫶🏻

2footballplayers – June 12, 2023
Two straight/bisex football players age 20/22 in Umag for 3 weeks in camp.
Looking to empty our balls in your boypussy 😈
Not interested in one time only, we want to fuck you almost every day if possible. We can host and fuck all day and night
In 10 days one more friend will join us for gangbang 🙈

PeterSparkle (Owner) – June 7, 2023
You can ask me to do everything and I will do everything. I won’t say no to anything or stuff. I don’t mind doing stuff that you like but I really don’t like. I don’t deserve to be happy and you can do anything you want to me. I don’t have any friends.

PeterSparkle (Owner) – June 4, 2023
why r u so obsessed with me?

Anonymous – June 4, 2023
Always deleting creating new profiles. Just yesterday this guy said he was 20. Now in 24 hours he turned 18. In fact he is a 16 year old weirdo who’s real name is Norbert. At least in this profile he lowered his rates from €400 an hour to €199. Still inflated though. Not saying he’s not a good fuck, but he is the king of weird!

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Languages Slovenian, English
Position More bottom
Dick S – Cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 199€
Overnight Rate 599€

 

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FireWalkWMe, 19
Pittsburgh

Poly, boy-whore, banging-body-count, antiPC Leftist gun-toting Skeeter 😜😎

NPNC, Trump voters… shoot your shot.

Guestbook of FireWalkWMe

Anonymous – June 13, 2023

FireWalkWMe (Owner) – June 10, 2023
I need $10,000,000 USD, 2 one way tickets to Mexico, a Heckler and Kosch XM8 Assault Rifle, 2 Cases of beer, a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado with diplomatic plates. I can’t explain now, there’s not enough time, but I need your help.

astrocult – June 8, 2023
He’s tiny everywhere except the back.

icarus – June 5, 2023
he’s a sick sleazy lowlife subhuman faggot scum pervert with no self-esteem who thinks of himself as a worthless human turd and gets turned on by wallowing in sleaze with other worthless human turds.

SonOfVoluptas – June 5, 2023
I recently became aware of Jack Donovan and find him to be a fascinating figure. I’m curious as to what you think of him.

str8needhead – June 3, 2023
Once he stops spouting far right crap he’s just your average btm boy that lets you work his hole open. Accepts having toys work his hole open and gaped. I turned his lips in a wide hole.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Dirty No answer
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing No
PNP No answer
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 284$

 

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SendDudes, 19
Brooklyn

Hey there! I’m openly gay, so beautiful and looking to rent myself in all ways to special men. Age is of no matter to me. I am truly ready to rent my beautiful body to someone who will enjoy using it in every way possible.

Just thinking of how my life has changed since I became a purchasable possession excites me like nothing else! I love to share my body and any chance to be naked is beautiful! If you want me dressed, then tight, revealing clothes are so my thing! Shorts, jocks, thongs. The more of me on show, the happier we will both be.

A succulent boy like me has a divine boy pussy and to feel it being stretched open is beyond heaven! Once your hand or your cock feels just how warm, soft and juicy my pussy is, you’ll want nothing more than to push in deeper and deeper. Feeling it close around you like a warm cocoon. Being paid for sex with a man is so beautiful!

Guestbook of SendDudes

codon – June 5, 2023

Tannedmanforyou – June 3, 2023
If sperms were seeds, this guy’s butt would be a Redwood forest.

yourfuturedad – June 1, 2023
Little late to start charging for it.

rim dad – June 1, 2023
You can see any number of videos of him getting railed all over the fucking place, unsure if I’m in them. I’ve used him many many times.

cruisingdaddy – May 30, 2023
In your place, he gives you his ass, and even if he can’t stand your dick (or many dicks or really huge dildos), you have his permission (not that you seem to need it) to ram him impetuously. He’s also excellent for ass connoisseurs.

hornytomxxx – May 27, 2023
I remember my first time with him holyfuuuck 4 years ago, 19 now oops!

PIGofSATAN – May 27, 2023
GET HIM FUCKIN GOONED BRAIN DEAD ON POPPERS work over this lil whore

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Languages Spanish, English
Position More bottom
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 600$

 

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Made4Love, 20
Stansted

halp pl0z y doez every1 hate me i have no fuks at skool and i hardly speak at skool da only fuk i have iz my english teacher dats it cuz we have da same last name but we r not related but at lunch i sit alone and no1 wants to fuk me. was fully uncertain in da past if i liked giving old guyz a crack at me or not, now idgaf!

Guestbook of Made4Love

ThENaMeSKiRbY – June 11, 2023
Bkuz u speek lik dis

Made4Love (Owner) – June 11, 2023
idk wat i do to eny1 but idk y every1 hates me. what should i do!!!!!!!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
1 Hour: £100
Overnight: £800

 

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fuckgays, 18
Príncipe

These gays, they’re trying to murder me 😭

My dick 22cm, you wanna see?

Guestbook of fuckgays

italiangreenarrow – June 9, 2023
Hmmm, these reviews are always a tough nut to crack. What to write and what not to write, a fine line to walk on. I will say this though, I have been with this escort, a couple of times in fact and the experience was a conflicting one to be completely honest.

I think everyone who’s hired this escort would agree with me when I say that his male genitalia is one of the most aesthetically looking thing out there. Admiring it from a far or up close, the feeling of lust remained the same. I don’t know what led to this infatuation with his genitalia but I feel there are some things in life that don’t need a good reason to be, it just is.

I am hoping that I get to conversate with other persons who have experienced his genitalia who will perhaps help ask me right questions or share there experience or share any dick pics of you took of him which I can gawk for hours.

fuckgays (Owner) – June 6, 2023
If you’re over 35 add 200$ to the price. I’ve kissed too many toads.

seriousballs – June 5, 2023
I got him drunk then had hot and sweaty sex for hours while he smeared his sweat all over me.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Languages Spanish, English
Position More top
Dick XXL – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 800$

 

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prostip-ute, 20
Bucharest

About me….in the last two years I had failures in relationships with girls, being a skinny short guy with a small penis and problems getting an erection, I realized that it takes more to be in a relationship with a girl than just just a cute face.

Advice received from one of those girls: If you don’t attract girls, you can try to be one yourself.

This made me get fucked in the ass by a man 6 months ago. And he gave me money afterwards. I thought, Interesting!

ORAL (BOTH SIDES) DONT FUCK ME!!! 100E
YOU FUCK ME – PLUS 200
I DONT FUCK (NEVER)

Guestbook of prostip-ute

prostip-ute (Owner) – June 10, 2023
Can I be you’re?!?!😳

CumFountain – June 10, 2023
I loved him. I loved how he gets fucked.. so connected, animalistic, intense, yet, intimate.

prostip-ute (Owner) – June 6, 2023
My friends have noticed that I’ve been wicked depressed lately and want to know what my problem is. How do I tell them I’m an escort. Also, they’re not very bright.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Languages Romanian, English, German
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Cut
Dirty No answer
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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berryX, 22
Birmingham

I’m a straight chav lad who is on here to give gay lads a fit lad they have only ever dreamed about having. well this is your lucky day gay lads you know what you need to do if you want a fit lad like me. I will make your biggest dream come true.

Guestbook of berryX

SouthsideOfTheTower – June 12, 2023
If you’re real I’ll give you everything I have.

lifeisnice – June 8, 2023
Im an elderly gay and he made me feel things I have not felt in years.

S-E-X-a-d-d-I-c-ted – June 3, 2023
I have absolutely nothing to say except that if you want to know what this boy’s like in bed ask me privately.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Some
Smoker Socially
Tattoos Yes
Languages English
Position Top only
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150£
Overnight Rate 1500£

 

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Oleg, 19
Warsaw

My body is an expensive place of perfect peace and happiness.

If you care about the zodiac I’m a Capricorn.

Guestbook of Oleg

suck_me – June 5, 2023
How much to just buy your mouth?

Jakethedog – June 5, 2023
I’m here to dig in you and all the other hungry pussy bottoms in the area. If your pussy’s not a hungry horny pussy don’t even bother.

Oleg (Owner) – June 4, 2023
I don’t drink anything besides vodka or white wine.

Blueforest – June 4, 2023
I would like to turn you into a statue or work of art.

TrendyXL – June 4, 2023
How much for you to parade around naked while I goon?

Tray45 – June 4, 2023
Don’t Be Surprised If You Are Walking and I Fall Before You In Devotion To Your Magnificent Face!!!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Languages Polish, English, German, Russian
Position Prefer not to say
Dick Prefer not to say
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
PNP No
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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JohnnyRiot, 19
Caracas

Make me want u sugar daddies, big cocks appreciated hard and rough 🙇🏽‍♂️ I moan like a bitch and have a great laugh and a squirty dick ahahahaha

Guestbook of JohnnyRiot

InconsolableGhost – June 8, 2023
you too baby, you too!
yummmmm!

JohnnyRiot (Owner) – June 8, 2023
Fuck Yeah!!!! I cant Waiit!! U made me Waill like ghoul!

InconsolableGhost – June 8, 2023
im still so horned from this afternoon up im gonna hit you up again in a minute and see if you still free. this time im gonna ruin and fist your hole into a well used and permanently gaping cavernous cunt!

JohnnyRiot (Owner) – June 7, 2023
Oh yes, u can chew bite and make it bleed a little sweet red, flowing on Ur throat, U dont need to worry, I have no disease! Well pick me up aroung 1pm

InconsolableGhost – June 7, 2023
wait until tomorrow, you havent seen nothing yet! im going to eat the mouth of your hole until its burger then flood your insides with as many loads as possible!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Languages Spanish, Portuguese, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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noseblower, 20
Prague

I’m a young Czech guy who has a preference for guys who want me to blow my nose, in an old fashioned men’s handkerchief, in your mouth, in your cupped hands or wherever you like. Strange but true, I know, but it has always been like this. I like unashamed noseblowing, and especially my snot, though I am not much into anyone else’s. On the whole I am fairly sane, kind and regular. I’m willing to travel or have you book me a hotel.

Guestbook of noseblower

noseblower (Owner) – June 11, 2023
I prefer that guys don’t lick out my nostrils first.

aphextwink – June 9, 2023
I shit in his mouth once.

noseblower (Owner) – June 6, 2023
I don’t want anyone’s stuff on me.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Some
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Languages Czech, English
Position No anal
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing No
PNP No
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 300€

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Tea, Thanks, yes, I mean no, I haven’t play #3. I’ll see if I can get it for computer play because the only system I own is a Switch. I haven’t been able to play a game in quite a while due to the demands of the film project. The last game I played, and not all the way through, was ‘Resident Evil: Village’ in my downtime in LA during the film prep. I liked it a lot. Most recent game for you? ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. I’ve read enough to have decided to skip ‘Bones and All’. ‘Cannibal Holocaust’. well, that’s a different story. ** Dee Kilroy, No doubt Popp will be scoring mainstream movies any moment. Arabian mtn. sounds highly visitable, obviously. Very nice. Really, none of those Burroughs bios address that stuff? I haven’t read any of them, but isn’t investigating the lesser known what are bios for? Um, no, no plans for a terrarium-adjacent film, at the moment at least. Unless maybe a haunted house attraction is terrarium-ish? ** Misanthrope, Yes, RIP Cormac McCarthy obviously. That’s a very big one. He was super great when he was great. I suspect that being a near-lifelong vegetarian/vegan has paid off health-wise for me. Sorry for your losses. Two of your giants, yeah, that’s hard. ** Bill, Hi, B. ** Jeff J, Hi, Jeff. Out of town again? Cool. I presume. The editing goes very well. We’re editing from morning to night daily, so it’s intensive. We’re working on a second draft now after restructuring things a bit. Now we’re refining the cuts and working more carefully on the rhythm and stuff. Sure, this weekend, Saturday for instance, should work fine. Let me know what time of day works for you, and we’ll sort it out specifically. ** Nick., Hi! What’s up is just film editing for me right now. But it’s/I’m good. You mean a career as an artist? By which I’m guessing you mean a commitment to being an artist? Because I’m not good at advising how to make being an artist work on a financial level unfortunately. Working with friends on anything is always a good move. Collaboration is great as a motivator and mind-meld making things is an exciting adventure. I think it’s greatly a matter of dedication/ diligence/ discipline. I decided that I wanted to be a writer when I still had very minimal talent. But that’s what I wanted to be, and I really liked writing, so I just decided I was going to make it happen. So I just wrote and wrote, by myself and in collaboration with artist friends, and I realised that writing was where my great pleasure lay, that it was my ultimate high and pleasure, and then it was easy to write because that’s what I wanted to do the most by far. Being confident and trusting in the future and the idea that you will get better and getting positive feedback from people you trust along the way and trusting that feedback is really the main thing, I think. That’s how I did it, and I did get much, much better as a writer and hopefully still am getting better even now. No, ha ha, still no rice noodles, but I haven’t forgotten that need. Thanks for the instagram peek. And of course you look fantastic. It’s funny and kind of nice to become friends without even a face on the other end, but having an image is of course much better. I suppose you know what I look like, or you can find out easily enough, ha ha. Have a splendid 24. ** Okay, Wow, it’s already the middle of the month again, how strange, and I’ll see you tomorrow.

10 Comments

  1. Tea

    Sometimes I feel like Made4love…

    You can play MGS3 on PC if you’re savvy with emulators, but otherwise it’s not on Steam or anything. There’s a remake on the way that should be on Switch or PC, though. I don’t know how I feel about the remake since it’s being done without Kojima. I just find the amount of remakes coming out in games/movies/TV/etc. depressing. Have we really dried up the well of new ideas? Anyway, I was also last playing a Resident Evil, the sixth one. I like the series, but it’s so ridiculous sometimes.

  2. Dominik

    Hi!!

    Hey from Vienna! We’ve been here for a week already; it feels crazy! Apart from a few tiny bureaucratic glitches, everything’s been going a lot more smoothly than expected – including my emotional state and the dog getting used to the new situation. I feel like I don’t have a real grasp on the city yet, I don’t feel like I’m part of it yet, but I love our neighborhood, and we’re “arriving” little by little. I know this sounds dramatic, but the biggest difference I feel between Budapest and Vienna is that the latter is… alive. In general and on a day-to-day basis, too. I don’t know how else to put it. It feels like it’s not dying. It’s a pretty big difference. (And I think the name for someone living in Vienna is simply Viennese.)

    How are you? How’s the editing going? I know it’s only been a few days, but it feels like we haven’t talked in ages, haha.

    Love who’s just lucky to have this fuking nice hair, Od. (It’s impossible to choose based on the photos alone. What a bunch of beauties up there!!)

  3. alex

    hi Dennis!

    how are you? I’m catching up on the past few weeks of blog posts. loved that RP Boo song, gonna check out more of his stuff. roller coaster tycoon holds such nostalgia for me in the same way SimCity does. have you ever made a post of SimCity/Sims gifs? I feel like there’d be tons of gold in that mine.

    stoked to hear you have a rough cut of the movie done! hope the rest of the editing goes as smoothly. I haven’t been writing as much lately due to busyness in life and work and stuff but will be getting back to it this weekend. at the start of June I visited some friends in Montreal and gave away the last of the Safe zines at the anarchist bookfair (spreading your good word throughout Canada it seems lol) talk soon!

  4. Dee Kilroy

    Dear distant caffiend,

    “Isn’t investigating the lesser known what are bios for?”

    It is. But biographers pick their battles. I think it’s a little like Koch’s snowflake, this problem I’ve run into:

    The radius of investigation remain the same (83 years, in the case of Bill) but the events themselves are forever receding into the past, so from our vantage we can only investigate so far and really, truly know what we’re looking at. Details become fractal, smaller & smaller, further & further into the obscurity of time passed. From our p.o.v., peering down the rabbit-hole, it becomes hard to distinguish who was what, besides being part of The Larger Narrative of a particular figure. And then there’s the lens of the internet, which lends a whole other degree of distortion…

    Burroughs being an artist makes establishing the particulars of those narratives even trickier. Kiki the prostitute becomes some vague, anonymous slut Bill had a thing for, for example. He doesn’t exist outside Burroughs’ span, because history opted to not record anything further than a flitting existence & demise in the margins. Who was Kiki? For a klatsch of largely hetero, cis biographers, Kiki was nothing more than footnote. For James Grauerholz, he seems to have been somehow even less; Kiki was ancient competition, one more face in WSB’s land of the dead. At least Joan has a grave, down Mexico way. Who knows where Kiki’s buried today?

    If I really cling tenaciously to the Koch’s snowflake metaphor, there’s only so much in terms of resources remaining to us, as we move further on in time, b/c like a lot of queer history, these lives were sub rosa. The man who taught WSB how to interpret Mayan pictographs, Robert Barlow, is another example; we’re a little luckier w/ Barlow because he was a young correspondent of Lovecraft’s, so there’s more preserved.

    Barlow intersects w/ WSB & HPL at the beginning and end of his life, but again, these are artists, so they select what THEY find interesting, and then that heap gets left for biographers to interpret. A lot of modern, gay biographers want to find evidence that HPL was queer. How does that affect our reading of his letters when he’s discussing young Barlow, who (unlike his repressed, neurotic hero) actually wrote about his sexual desires? It’s tricky. Just because I’m looking for proof doesn’t mean I’m PROVING anything, necessarily. I could just be confirming my bias.

    Burroughs knew Barlow was gay, but how much did they actually discuss in their time together? To all appearances they never discussed HPL. They took a trip to Teotihuacan together. Did they use a local guide? Did Barlow know anything about the cave system beneath the Temple of the Sun? If he did, did he share that info w/ Bill? Was any of this data translitereated, did these shards of oral history find new form (in the final chapter of ‘The Soft Machine’, say)? When Burroughs found out his teacher had committed suicide, did he have any suspicions as to why? Was Barlow being blackmailed by a prostitute, or a student?

    Dunno, dunno, and dunno. It all gives me something to stare at from an oblique angle, I guess. Because what I need is more projects. 😉

    Thank you for starting this day on the internet with a cascade of transcendent hairstyles. Lord. Wish I’d appreciated what it was like to be photogenic as fuck in MY teens!

    Definitely want to hear more about this haunted house project. <3
    -D

  5. Misanthrope

    Dennis, And even his lesser stuff is pretty damn good too. Thanks, yeah, it sucks having these guys die. I like having them around and looking forward to new stuff from them, even in advanced age. Hell, McCarthy put out two really fine novels at 88 last year.

    I never realized until the other day that Novak Djokovic is vegan. Tom Brady pretty much is too. Hmm.

    I was thinking about this the other day and realized I eat mostly vegetables and fruits. I still eat meat protein, usually chicken or fish (red meat and pork when it’s on sale, which isn’t often), but I don’t eat that much of it. Like one chicken breast and one fish fillet a day. I do have two eggs in the morning. Of course, I won’t give up meat. I like it too much. But yeah, I eat mostly fruits and vegetables (and grains).

  6. _Black_Acrylic

    RIP Glenda Jackson, fine actress and subsequently politician of some renown. Thought she was really great in the TV adaptation of Genet’s The Maids. Might have to stream Marat/Sade in her honour.

    Would definitely recommend Cease and Resist, the anarcho punk compilation that Steevee was mentioning. My Scottish anarchist punk friend in London Chris Low was involved in putting together that project.

  7. Darbz 👨‍🚀🐕

    Hi. OK so I never told you the really good news and that is that I’m finally graduated and I’m ok I think but this means that no longer do I feel lonely on the weeks because everyone else is out of school!!!!
    I think I’m going to start sewing dolls because I have the material. maybe I’ll do it with my friend this week because a long bit ago I convinced them to let me cut their hair and I kept the strands and I might put their hair into the doll! Don’t worry they know! Giraffes are so adorable but I think I’d be a panda or an elefant. OH I wonder if giraffes get neck aches and what that would feel like 4 them.
    My roommates threw a bunch of food out and now I lost some hummus so that sucks.
    I had books that came in yesterday and I cant wait to read them but I have a chapter deadline I want to finish first! There’s this site I’m obsessed with called thrift books and I found a lot of good suggestions there!

    Side note+ possibly really cool long story?
    I have this interesting story about the site u might find cool? I
    went on the site one day to order mysterious skins because I think I had wanted to read that for a while at the time but it was out of stock so I was looking below at the suggested bar and I saw this book with a really cool cover called…you wont believe it…FRISK. I got it and that’s how I ended up completely accidently skipping over the first book in the whole cycle, which I think is kind of funny because I had no idea what type of book I was getting into at the time. I have another sort of funny thing that might come as a surprise. I still haven’t finished the cycle, mostly because I remember feeling really bad for some of the characters to continue but if I’m being completely honest (which I think I can be too much at times) there’s other books I’ve been reading.
    And yeah! I think I went on for a bit there but I thought maybe it would be cool if you know the sort of odd story about how I found your book OH and another thing. Who drew the cover art for frisk and closer etc? I like when the human anatomy is distorted and unrecognizable because 4 me I have to completely wipe my memory of the human system because, surprisingly, consciously knowing the most lethal points of your body and where every organ is is a gruesome way to live!

    Goodbye from a soviet cosmodog inside a drifting spacecraft with a broken heatshield!

  8. Steve Erickson

    Mood: when will I get a good night’s sleep again? Also: how the fuck do you find affordable, reliable therapy in the U.S.? (The two problems are related.)

    Several of my reviews were published this week – Killer Mike in Slant Magazine (https://www.slantmagazine.com/music/killer-mike-michael-album-review/) and my June roundup, with Janelle Monae and Dream Wife, in Gay City News (https://gaycitynews.com/june-lgbtq-music-janelle-monae-dream-wife/).

    Will you be likely to finish a second cut of the film by the weekend?

    FireWalkWithMe – soon to turn up on a true crime documentary? I hope he got the beer in addition to the 10 million.

  9. Jeff J

    Hey Dennis – Nice group this month, some remarkable language like ArrestMe’s tagline and the pithy “For the elderly.”

    Sent you an email about possible times for talking on Saturday. I’m pretty flexible.

    Traveling last weekend for literary conference in Tennessee run by Patrick Wensick. It was a nice time, tho I’ll be glad to stay put for a while too.

    Did you see Jeremy Davies was hired by Coffeehouse Press as an Exec Editor? Some good news there.

  10. Nick.

    Hi! Great advice on all ends thanks a million! And you’re right I looked at pics of you online way before I could even imagine all this and sort of immediately knew had we been in proximity to each-other we’d be friends. I think its something about people like us and their eyes you can sort of tell there’s more going on than we’d like let on or at least I think that. Since your editing I’m sure are you gonna do the trailer too or are you just focused on getting the movie stitched up right first and then that gets handled later? And I’ve noticed all the good artists I like at least just live cool chill lives with nice apartment and chill friends which is right In my lane honestly. Sure millions and billions sound fun won’t turn em down if offered but I don’t think that’s my goal nor should it ever be. Hum I’m sort of conflicted cause I sort of maybe still sorta like that boy I never saw again and I’m
    Not even clawing and scratching at ever seeing him again which is wild cause normally I’m pulling the moon and stars apart for reasons related to boys. Maybe I’m just bored and we had alot in common which is sort of the normal indicator of something greater but not always which I’m learning about. As much as I’m banking on my future and what not I’m also putting a bunch of chips down on my Greg arakki fantasy dream boy wish cause why not! Later that all tell me something about something anything. Oh and a maybe a movie recommendation?

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