“I dance, sing, roller skate and genuinely find old people that want to worship me on a hourly basis interesting to listen to!”

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BetterTogether, 22
Paris

For no good reason I fantasise about older men giving me money.

Guestbook of BetterTogether

Anonymous – May 4, 2021
I don’t believe you.

Someoneishere – May 4, 2021
Still scratching my head that I just spent the most profound hour of my life with a guy who looks like a white trash street hustler from the 1970s.

Anonymous – May 1, 2021
How so?

theycallmeliam – May 1, 2021
He’s the best person you‘ll ever meet.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Smoking Socially
Speaks French, German, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Soft SM
Dirty WS only
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 130 €
Overnight On request

 

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interracialBoy, 18
Wiesbaden

It needs to happen fast, it needs to be quick, and you need to be black or Arab.

Guestbook of interracialBoy

NikeStud95 – May 9, 2021
Do you wear tan timberland boots or Nike air Forces with your jeans and belt or tracksuit?

interracialBoy (Owner) – May 3, 2021
Please, I do not want to speak with the Asian community.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, Arabic, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight On request

 

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jimmydances, 18
Brussels

Hello, I’m Jimmy (he/him). I’m a transfer dance student from Greece. Interested in professional dancing, ballett, music, opera, arts and a lot more. Let’s dance! 😛

Guestbook of jimmydances

scentofaman – Apr 30, 2021
His cum tasted absolutely terrible, like chemicals and I don’t know what. Maybe he’s on chemo or something.

Iwillgiveheads – Apr 24, 2021
I hated it almost puked, but I swallowed. But after the second one I was hooked and worked my fingers to the bone to get a third.

Largo – Apr 24, 2021
For me the consistency was a problem not the taste.

ftmbrat – Apr 24, 2021
Yes, bitter and oily. It made me make a squint face.

ScottSwallows – Apr 24, 2021
I’m wondering if anyone else who hired him ate his cum? Honestly, I thought it was awful. Salty, bitter and thick.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks Greek, French, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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CRUSHCRUSH, 22
Dallas

My hobby is horse riding. Have to prepare 2, max 5 horses a day. Would like to ride at home too. I’m with the horses during the day, but at home in the evening. My stable smell should be accepted and not be an obstacle. Where are the kings on their shit horses?
Kevin
Oh and I am single.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position More top
Kissing No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 50 $
Overnight On request

 

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HardKitten, 18
Khabarovsk

I’m here as punishment. My ass belongs to Christian Seiler from Marksteft, Germany, nobody else. It’s clear, isn’t it? I really don’t know what I forgot here with my 16 years. I was just told to register on the first prostitute site I came across and fuck the first person who pays me.

Guestbook of HardKitten

HardKitten (Owner) – May 11, 2021
When I’m not getting fucked, I’m a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ bookworm. I love talking literature. Writers are such pervs.

Christian_Seiler – May 8, 2021
Sale CUM 50 g bottled 80€
Sale Piss/Shit 50g bottled 80€

HardKitten (Owner) – May 5, 2021
How incredibly sad is it that I really suck at cock sucking. I love it, always have loved of a cock banging the base of my skull but I am bad at it. I am addicted to cock sucking, it is my jam. I know I should train but I can’t get into sucking a dildo. I know I have the potential to guzzle like a champion. Suggestions on practicing, homework??

Christian_Seiler – Apr 29, 2021
Sale PAIR of white no-show socks with holes, sweat and dirt 20€
Sale PAIR of white long socks with holes, sweat and dirt 30€
Sale PAIR of black skateboard Vans classic shoes (with laces): two big holes in the left sole, sweat and dirt 100€
* all holes, sweat and dirt made from surfskating and cruiserboarding

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Smoking No
Speaks Russian, German, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No answer
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 70 €
Overnight On request

 

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paleandinteresting, 18
Boise

so…what to write….well, I am quite an academic boy who had come to realise I respond to very horny older men

so if you have soft spot for a geeky type you can fuck to smithereens, please get in touch.

No creepy hypnosis guys please.

You can be as old as hell and take as much Viagra as you want as long as I make your dick hard, and I mean HARD.

Guestbook of paleandinteresting

psolaraaa – May 6, 2021
you are doing your job the right way

paleandinteresting (Owner) – May 5, 2021
Got hired for an hour, it’s three days later and the guy’s still not satiated. Bear with me!

typing123 – Apr 30 11, 2021
I gave this boy a hard fuck. It was great, but my dick kept bumping against something hard. I thought it must’ve been one of his bones. I bred him and pulled out and asked him to push out my load. When he did, out popped four billiard balls. “Oh thank God” he said. Turned out some guy had shoved them up his ass two nights before and they’d been stuck in there ever since.

paleandinteresting (Owner) – Apr 22, 2021
realised should mention I’ve spent most of my life for the past 5 years on Grindr

so I’m EXTREMELY experienced irl and self-conscious about it too, so it’s vital you appreciate that.

thatbadman – Apr 19, 2021
I hired him for an overnight then initially regretted it as he seemed such a fussy nerdy chatterbox during the get-to-know-each-other portion but once he aired out his ass it was easier to see him as a hot slut who’s gotten stuck with a bad personality whereupon I found my need to fuck him merciless and compulsive.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 130 $
Overnight On request

 

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ErrandBoy, 19
London

Pretty student at your beck and call, to complete mundane on your whim completing any task any time Need something from the shop at 3am? Send errand boy. Bring you your coffee every day? Send errand boy. Need a parcel collected? Send errand boy. Count how many grains in a bag of rice? Make errand boy do it. Scrub your toilet? Errand boy.

You’re the boss.

Guestbook of ErrandBoy

ErrandBoy (Owner) – May 6, 2021
Considering how much I’m on my bike, probably my groin.

dvbxle – May 6, 2021
Where do you smell the most when you are sweaty or without a shower?

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Little
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Prefer not to answer
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 200 £
Overnight On request

 

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FuckYouPayMe, 18
Viterbo

Looking for hole worshippers to give me a hole lotta lovin

I’m straight but a great butt is a great butt 🤷‍♂️

Guestbook of FuckYouPayMe

FuckYouPayMe (Owner) – May 13, 2021
Wish for nothing but to be thought

Covbhoy8 – May 13, 2021
I’m a 71 year old male in a wheelchair who can’t really move his arms but has needs to be taken care of and it seems you can do that if you know what I mean.

hole-opener – May 12, 2021
I am the dearest person in the world, but I have chronically thick eggs that need to be emptied a few times a night, and I need your hole for that!

idkanythingg – May 10, 2021

tomspitz – May 10, 2021
Please choose me I will do whatever you say and you only totally while I’m with you I will pay anything I will do anything you say anything

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks Italian, English
Position More top
Kissing Consent
FF Passive
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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fuckyourstupidname, 18
Medellín

Look at me. I’m the boy of your dreams. I’m on here looking for a permanent sugardaddy or just short term sugar high. I am sick of being used for sex for free and am looking for somebody to help me get back on my feet. I haven’t explored this $$ side of sex and I’m scared so please don’t let me be scared.

Guestbook of fuckyourstupidname

Bojan – May 7, 2021
A liar who has only ever used his fingers

Eatmyfeet – May 1, 2021
Eat my feet

Mistercraig – Apr 26, 2021
I am a disciplined top who doesn’t take shit from bottoms ???

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Some
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Soft SM
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight On request

 

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RichieRich, 18
Dortmund

Grandpa…?

Guestbook of RichieRich

Grandpa –  May 11, 2021
Yes grandson…?

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks English, Russian, Polish
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 1500 €
Overnight 5000 €

 

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mathis_bottom, 18
Cannes

I fuck like a fairy on acid

Guestbook of mathis_bottom

setyoufree – May 2, 2021
He can make your mouth taste extremely interesting let’s put it that way 💦

Kaaaan – Apr 28, 2021
my chemical romance 🤙🏻🤙🏻

mathis_bottom (Owner) – Apr 26, 2021

FantasmeDad – Apr 23, 2021
Smokes weed every second🌱🌿🍀🌴
SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE
Seemed to think my cock was a bong

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF Active/Passive
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 700 €

 

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svbmissiveslut19, 19
Guadalajara

Gringo whore. Fuck my anus and neck.

Guestbook of svbmissiveslut19

svbmissiveslut19 (Owner) – May 5, 2021
I should stop downloading this app every time I am sad.

panaceum95 – May 4, 2021
As a challenge to myself, I went 30 days without cumming. Then, I needed somewhere unload and this whore’s tongue shots did me in. I’m a heavy cummer in normal times but the load I shot down his throat was shocking and explosive and absolutely immense. Cum was splattering out his nose and possibly his ears and I thought it would never stop. Not bad for $1!

svbmissiveslut19 (Owner) – Apr 26, 2021
There is no happiness outside of sex.

TheRealBlack – Apr 26, 2021
Don’t hire him if you’re serious or want to do more than dump loads in him because he will sure disappoint you.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Some
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 1 $
Overnight On request

 

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PetiteFem, 21
Rennes

Im 21, male, idnetify as Female 😜 i weigh 115 lbs, im 5’4″ tall ☺ im slim, smooth, and petite with brown hair and blue eyes😇 i have a small penis and always wear panties and usually dress in Fem clothes 😘🥰 Bears is my bestie 🐻 Im here for more 🧸

Guestbook of PetiteFem

LordDaveB502 – May 10, 2021
Okay what a mistake. This boy is the most vapid air-headed irritating little flouncing fem bimbo idiot humanly imaginable and every second with him was pure torture.

LordDaveB502 – May 4, 2021
I am driven insane by the mere sight of you. If you say yes I will tame you like a wild beast into a slutty pet and for one hour you will never never look back on your other life. If you are nice or interesting, you will leave your ideas behind and live under my total reign of nymphomanical terror. Terror in the sense that I am not ready for excuses!!! If you say yes, you should have it ringing in your head constantly for one hour that you have an opportunity to have an orgasm under my SUPREME COCK because its hunger for your body is DOUBLE what you can ever imagine! And yes I’m a bear!!!

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Smoking No
Speaks French, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 50 €
Overnight 100 €

 

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caboose, 20
Bournemouth

I grew up thinking I was gay. I had a normal gay sex and love life and was even horny a lot. But last Christmas all of that just switched off in my head and I realised I’m straight and always have been. I would never have done something as sleazy as rent my bod when I was gay, but now it just seems easy and practical.

Guestbook of caboose

iamnewaroundhere – May 7, 2021
So yesterday this escort he ask me

to wash my hands with hand sanitizer

but it was a ball deep bb breeding

and his tongue was in my ass balls and cock

and I didn’t wear a mask

so what is the point of hand sanitizer

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Socially
Speaks English
Position More bottom
Kissing No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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whatafeeling, 19
Budapest

I’m new to prostitution, but I’ve been raped 7 times in my life (starting at 8 yo) so I’m experienced in being fucked only for my looks.

Guestbook of whatafeeling

hope_andrea – May 10, 2021
Lovely person, planning a be psychiatrist

Nazarr – May 2, 2021
Fucked his ass so hard😫 made him cum, held him while he shook and cried then kept going🥵 can’t tell if that was awesome or if i am sad.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks Hungarian, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Rarely
Rate per hour 15000 HUF
Overnight 30000 HUF

 

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imavailable, 19
Calais

Prices: Blowjob at 10 € + I swallow 🙂 so take advantage
10 € to suck me, lick + swallow or not
Something else come message and I’ll tell you the prices;)

Guestbook of imavailable

imavailable (Owner) – May 8, 2021
Free

maximax222 – May 8, 2021
how much to be inside the bathroom with you while you’re taking a shit?

imavailable (Owner) – May 5, 2021
1,000,000,000€

Quintillian – May 5, 2021
Fisting you would be a deeply spiritual undertaking.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Little
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, Danish, English
Position More top
Kissing Prefer not to say
FF Active/Passive
S&M Prefer not to say
Dirty Prefer not to say
Safer sex Prefer not to say
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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seeuinhell, 21
Kansas City

I lived in Virginia my whole life. While in Virginia I had a Sugardaddy for a year. We got along well together. I’ve always been a slutty drughead and he supplied me with everything I needed. We had to stop meeting because his parents got ill.

I moved to Kansas for another Sugardaddy relationship. It only lasted six months but I have lasting neurological damage from it.

I had another Sugardaddy after that but my mind draws a blank at this time.

Guestbook of seeuinhell

LordMasterScott4ever – May 3, 2021
God has left us long ago

Mendosa – May 3, 2021
Same

body-s48 – May 3, 2021
god i wish i was in kansas city

shootinsideme – Apr 24, 2021
The primary reason he’s not a famous porn star is that studios are trying to rope the largest demographic possible to maximize sales and seeing a twink so wrecked on sexual use that his ass literally falls out of him is a thrill only a smaller segment of the sex world enjoys.

Bobby – Apr 24, 2021
How you’re not a huge porn star with that pretty face is a question for the ages.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 100 $
Overnight 700 $

 

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sexylegs, 20
Poienarii Burchii

A young guy with great moral values. And I’m glad of that. I want to find a moral man for long-term communication. I would be pleased to meet such a person here. I have never had a moral relationship and I want to find it.

Guestbook of sexylegs

_Jonas- – May 7, 2021
I can’t speak to what he’s like in bed but he’s the most hated person in my social circle.

Dapperdude – May 1, 2021
Sex with him was kind of a wash apart from around 3 AM when his sex drive made a brief guest appearance.

Dick Prefer not to say
Orientation Prefer not to say
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Smoking No
Speaks Romanian, German, English
Position Prefer not to say
Kissing Prefer not to say
FF Prefer not to say
S&M Prefer not to say
Dirty Prefer not to say
Safer sex Prefer not to say
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight On request

 

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TwinkerBelle, 20
Paris

I’m a whore made available by my boyfriend
I get naked and chained up in our cellar
Ass etc at your disposal
Condom and lubricant strongly discouraged

Guestbook of TwinkerBelle

mattresswrecker – May 5, 2021
i love to turn childhood trauma into grown up kink. invite me over, let’s piss on your bed together and i’ll give you quarters for the laundry when we’re done 😈

satanicsecanimal – May 2, 2021
Do you get off on having a somewhat attractive French twink literally “by the balls”? Squeezing, crushing, stretching, punching his nuts? Need some stress balls after a long day at the office? Crush his nuts while you kiss, rim or fuck him. Make your biceps bulge! You can stretch them about half a foot and they look great!

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 550 €

 

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AlwaysA_Snack, 20
Dublin

Hiya, I’m Jamison, 20. I study Acting! My music taste is rather broad: from musicals to Lady Gaga.

My favourite musical probably being Wicked or Mean Girls.

But you’ll find me at night a nightclub drunk and dancing away regardless of what’s playing.

My favourite movie is the Hunger Games: Catching Fire.

One of my biggest fears is the ocean — I cannot swim to save my life!

I dance, sing, roller skate and genuinely find old people that want to worship me on a hourly basis interesting to listen to!

I like compliments, I believe compliments can make someone’s day.

Guestbook of AlwaysA_Snack

BlondeDiving – May 12, 2021
I am insanely glad to have hired him. I am a man who loves life and the whole pony show that comes with it. I really enjoyed his acting, whether it was on the couch or on the bed. Since two weeks I have been hiring him twice a week and I think to continue, since I really like it.

coolcockjuicynuts – May 9, 2021
Hi there me and a couple mates are looking to have a singing dancing rollerskating fag come suck us either one on one or in a group, we want to get you wanting more with our chemistry and will try new thing and compliment you if you can help out me and the boys

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Little
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M No
Dirty WS only
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 40 €
Overnight 200 €

 

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—Corpse—, 23
Schwandorf

Call Me Corpse -Depressed -Agoraphobic -Panic Attacks -Self Hate -Shy -Introvert -Very Boring, just to let you know

Guestbook of —Corpse—

—Corpse— (Owner) – May 4, 2021
You pounding my hole and flooding it for hours on end

cumoneat – May 4, 2021
How would you make my life miserable?

—Corpse— (Owner) – May 3, 2021
Depends on how much you look like Billie Eilish’s dad

lobang – May 3, 2021
How much is your load?
Looking to suck you and swallow. Short, long, up to you.
Open to more if you’re keen, or just come over and shoot into my mouth.
Go ahead and quote what it’s gonna take for the chance to swallow your load.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Some
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, English
Position More bottom
Kissing No
FF Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 1200 €

 

 

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p.s. RIP Mark Lancaster, genius lighting designer of Merce Cunningham’s greatest works and, years ago, a dedicated commenter and distinguished local of this blog. ** prince of darkness, Hi. It has finally arrived. My other favorite Teshigahara film is ‘Pitfall’, which is amazing. Our weekend looks to be pretty sun-less too. I do hope yours will get a lot less rain on than ours is apparently doomed to have. I’ll pull the hood option on my coat over my head and figure out something as close to exciting as possible out there. Enjoy! ** Dominik, Hi!!!!! I do think the dizzy thing was some kid of sinus or inner ear thing and is fading out, thank whoever. Toilet slaves’ fantasies can get quite ambitious. I’ve also noticed that toilet slaves are very frequently virgins who are afraid of having anal sex, and I can imagine that Freudians would have a field day with that information. Ooh, nice love you sent me there. My poor neighbours, but … hey. Love feeling pumped up from the success of his Nirvana mini-concert and doing a quick-change then materialising in your apartment for an intimate but high volume performance of Alice Cooper’s ‘Halo of Flies’, G. ** Misanthrope, George, I’ll try my best. Port Republic is a more mysterious place to me, so I hope you wind up there. I haven’t read the ‘Europe After the Rain’ novel. I’ve seen the Max Ernst painting, and I like the old John Foxx song of the same title. A little bird tells me that ‘I Wished’ is a good investment. Have a fun coupla, big guy.** Tosh Berman, Hi, Tosh. While making the post I came across an essay specially analysing the relationship between Teshigahara’s films and ikebana work, but I don’t remember if I linked to it in the Further section. ** Bill, Hi, B. Wow, there’s a threadbare record of that event. And inaccurate. It so wasn’t an open mic event. Maybe LACE had to say that to satisfy some grant thing. I wish could remember it better. I know Bob Flanagan did something. Maybe Mike Kelley? Another band, maybe Planet of Toys? Yeah, sure, I’d be very interested to see bits of that review. I didn’t know the performer was taken to the hospital until the the event was over. It was his first and last ever performance, and I probably should have tried to talk him out of doing it, but I had a giant crush on him so I was just, ‘Sure, whatever you want to do is great’. Thanks, sir. Fine weekend to you and yours. ** _Black_Acrylic, You’re home! Man, that must feel awfully good. I sadly couldn’t see the pic you linked to because I’m not instagram and got stopped at the entrance. Have a really homey weekend, my friend, and enjoy the unbridled internet-based entertainments. ** David Ehrenstein, Ah! Everyone, If you’re in the States, Mr. Ehrenstein alerts that TCM is showing Teshigahara’s Gaudi doc this weekend. I spent a weekend in Cherry Grove in the early 80s, and it didn’t look so different than it  did in the 50s apart from infinitely more moustaches. ** Brian, Well, big, warm hello to you, Brian! Great to see you! Thank you about the blog’s week, and both the blog and I are happy to hear you survived yours. Being swamped with finals, yikes, I remember that feeling. Not good. Stay tough and focused. Our movie theatres reopen on Wednesday, and I’ll be shocked if I’m not sitting in one of them before nightfall (curfew) that day. I’m doing okay. Nah, Paris is still as dead as a door nail, and everyone is just killing time until the Wednesday rebirth, so I’ve mostly just been doing squat and making blog posts and watching disaster movies hadn’t seen yet and trying to stay busy. I might go hang at a flea market with friends this weekend, and I get interviewed on/by my favorite podcast on Sunday, and it’s supposed to rain constantly, and, thus, this weekend is looking good but not overly spectacular. Is it a free-from-work weekend for you? How did you employ it? ** Paul Curran, Paul! How’s it hanging, maestro? Thanks about the post, and mega-awesome if that film’s inclusion upped your novel. I’m excited to see your new work in the Infinity Land comp whenever that drops. I hear Covid is sneaking up your guys again? I never know what to believe when reading anymore though. Yes, good old Vomitingghosts! There are a wad of posts by him that I need to restore. Did you know that he was/is the brother of Drew Daniels of Matmos? I didn’t until very recently. Wow, I do remember when Charles Sobhraj popped in here, ha ha. I should do a post that just restores the zillion comments on that day if they’re still extant. So nice to see you, man, and still hoping to get to see you in the flesh before too many more months pass us by. ** Okay. Your weekend is full of escorts like clockwork. Befriend them please. See you on Monday.