“I am your friendly neighborhood Spiderman, have a great ass, just like the real Spiderman. I am who I am and I can’t change.”

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darkseXXX, 19
Berlin

pierced & beautiful & intelligent & always stylish & always expensive smelling boy 4 extreme dark action

best you do it. talking about it is not my thing

Guestbook of darkseXXX

World_peace – Nov 12, 2022
I want my date with him to remain a mystery so as not to write platitudes out of a desire to marry him as soon as possible and make our small home a fortress.

darkseXXX (Owner) – Nov 11, 2022
I’m really not a very good top anymore. Not sure I ever was. I know I look like I should be a top and as often as I’ve tried I just can’t.

1guynamedtom – Nov 9, 2022
Intellectual, cultured and very fillable. Don’t believe me? Look into his eyes while your forearm slides deep inside him. Then your bicep.

BoxingDESTROY88 – Nov 8, 2022
I got all boxing gear.. want to knock you out, sleeper holds. I do tree work, drive a big truck, ride a harley.. got empty rooms in house with mattresses on walls n more… skimasks…

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages English, German, French
Position More bottom
Dick L – uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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slut, 18
New York City

my dad left and now i’m like this

Guestbook of slut

gangsterteddy – Nov 9, 2022
A rather thin, reserved individual, without much oomph.

Pumpkinhead – Nov 8, 2022
Call him buddy or champ and he will melt.

slut (Owner) – Nov 7, 2022
so i just moved to my dad’s because my mom sold me for meth and now she has people coming to my dad’s house to take me “home”.

hotcocksforme – Nov 3, 2022
He’s 51 backwards. Need to be super discreet.

redemption – Nov 1, 2022
We spent time together in the dark watching The Sign Of The Cross, a movie full of fire, sex and the death of Christians. “A little bride of Christ has had an awakening. Not to the Lord but to the power of sex lust desire.” What fun!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Spanish
Position Versatile
Dick L – cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 120$
Overnight Rate 650$

 

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trymecandy, 19
Saint Petersburg

Hi!
My name is Alex, I’m 19 and I’m from Russia, St. Petersburg. And to tell you about myself, I will tell you about my dream. I dream of living somewhere in Finland in a private house, create my same-sex family with children and about a dog. And in the forest is the perfect home for me. Since childhood, I have been interested in everything related to cleaning, cooking and taking care of the family – so what can really be said about me as a person is that I am a housewife, at least in my the soul.

Sometimes I try to understand Finnish through video tutorials, and although it is very different from Russian, the meaning of Finnish expressions seems to me much clearer and more logical. Of course, this is not typical for a young guy like me, but I can’t help myself, because I clearly visualize and see in my head a beautiful picture – where my husband and I live with our children in a beautiful forest house full of happiness and love.

I’ve been working on this dream for 3 years now. So the first thing I’m looking for here is true love, which is essentially my dream.

I also want to say that despite the fact that I am from Russia, I am against the war, against our government, and in general – Russia, this is not the home of my soul. Sometimes I joke that the stork missed a little, because I was born near the border.

Guestbook of trymecandy

shykinkydude – Nov 6, 2022
i love pink holes..if you have one send me a pic so that i see thaatt cutiieee !!!~~

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Russian, English, Finnish
Position More bottom
Dick M – uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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TheStraightGuysFeet, 20
New York City

Yes, I’m straight. Your job is to make this as easy as possible for me. Have meticulous etiquette and only send face pic with mouth and tongue visible. Be in Manhattan. I’m not here to cater to your fetishes, I’m only here for deep cleaning of my ties and feet by your tongue – your clothes stay on … and stay away from my cock.

Guestbook of TheStraightGuysFeet

TheStraightGuysFeet (Owner) – Nov 2, 2022
Fair

YoureSentAway – Nov 2, 2022
I’m straight too but your feet are so fucking hot 🥵

Skippy – Oct 26, 2022
It isn’t an easy decision for me to make, but after many years of being an acquaintance of yours and fighting against my nature, I’ve finally realized that I can’t resist my true self anymore. I need to worship your feet. This is the only way I could feel complete. I realize that the process of transforming from your casual acquaintance to an acquaintance who worships your feet may not be easy, but I’m willing to pay whatever is necessary to to achieve this goal.
Even though I have many years of different kinds of feet serving experience behind, worshipping your feet would be a new page in my life and its important that we both understand that this new phase of our life as acquaintances may not be as easy and cloudless as we expect.
Please give me a signal if what you’ve read above resonates with you.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Top only
Dick L – cut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM
Kissing No
Safe Sex Always
Hourly Rate 70$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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uptoyou, 22
Paris

At the tender age of 22, I am now looking for someone to support me sexually during this exciting time of self-discovery.
I have my permanent partner for everything mental, but since I want to try myself sexually I need someone else who can fully exploit my feminine side.

I like blowing but I’m rather impatient, because I mostly want to swallow.
You are welcome to distribute your sperm in my behind.
If you want to get fucked by a guy in lingerie that might be ok.
Otherwise, I’m quite hot to get used as a bondage and flogging object.
Feel free to start demoting and insulting me in the chat first thing.
I’m also pretty to look at in women’s clothes, so you’re more than welcome to take photos and videos.
And if you want to buy me something expensive to wear, I would of course reward you expensively for it. But it is ABSOLUTELY NOT a must.

If you have read up to here, please prove it by using the words “little bird” in communication.

Guestbook of uptoyou

Johnny235 – Nov 10, 2022
I sucked the hell out of him. And it didn’t kill my vibe.

Wannagagyou – Nov 7, 2022
I have been with him before, I know all about him, nothing about him surprises me any more, eventually he will lose his looks, I will be turned off, I won’t hire him anymore. “little bird”

TedthePerv – Nov 1, 2022
He’s quite masculine and reserved at first but as soon as you have your cock in his extremely tight cunt he goes crazy and you’ll want to go through him properly several times.

IAmAFrankGuy – Oct 30, 2022
He liked when I insisted that he not clean his hole out so I could fuck him like a pig. I loved it. It felt so good and the smell was hot!
I’d love to find a slutty bottom like him who I respect because I’ve never met any slut so far that I respected.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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haha, 18
Iasi

Men with small guns are welcome to fuck me. I’m here for all men who have small guns. All men with small guns less than 4.5 inch or less than 4 can enjoy fucking my ass. If your gun is bigger will you pay for my jacking off videos?

Guestbook off haha

Thomas39279 – Nov 4, 2022
*stands on His soap box*:
Yes, he’s cute. Yes, I loved fucking him. Yes, his tiny hole is a thing.
*steps off His soap box*

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Romanian, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Spidey, 20
Cleveland

I am your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman, have a great ass, just like the real Spiderman. I am who I am and I can’t change. If you ever had fantasies of fucking Spiderman oh and way more now is your chance.

Spiderman – Peter Parker

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L – cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 2000$

 

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LifeSucksAndSoDoI, 18
Atlanta

So, the first semester of my last year of high school, I fucked up in, and I got all F’s in my classes because I didn’t show up too many times.

Second semester, I did a little better, but failed a class, and got a C and D in the other two.

Well, It’s quite simple: Back in 10th grade, My friend started cutting class. Being the idiot I was, I started too. Pretty soon, I STARTED CUTTING ALL THE TIME.

In conclusion, I am not stupid at all. I just make stupid decisions, and under the influence of video games, and such, I don’t study, Nor do I feel the need to.

I’m stressing out like crazy, and the only job that’ll hire me is McDonalds.. The lowest you can go. If I work at McDonalds, I’ll NEVER get a good job. EVER.

Because who the fuck will hire somebody who’s only job was working at McDonalds?!

IT’S DRIVING ME INSANE.

I can’t fucking take it..

I have this medicine that helps me focus, But I’m a completely different person in the morning, So I don’t want to take it. If you asked me right now “Will you take it in the morning?” I’d say “Yes!” but ask me in the morning, and I’ll grunt at you, and not take it.

Not only that, But the medicine kills my appetite, Which would be fine if I wasn’t 5’10 and 117 pounds. I barely eat as it is, But I can’t fucking help it, because there’s never anything to eat!

My sister who studies health nutrition, and such is always telling me “YOU SHOULD START EATING BETTER, OR YOU’LL DIE FROM A HEART ATTACK AT 40” WHICH STRESSES ME OUT EVEN MORE!!!!!

I’m such a wreck.. Please.. fuck me..

I’m looking for a rich man here to fuck me. I will be glad if I can find a rich man here to fuck me, I want it.

Guestbook of LifeSucksAndSoDoI

johnyuhh – Nov 5, 2022
You are garbage dude. Garbage man taking you out.

BoredBear – Nov 3, 2022
He is a very bigginer bottom who can’t be fucked properly at the moment, when he was sucking my dick he vomited.

willis90 – Oct 28, 2022
If you’re looking for a son he’s not him look elsewhere.

LifeSucksAndSoDoI (Owner) – Oct 22, 2022
Please note I have a girlfriend BUT I HATE HER.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L – cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No answer
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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smokemyass, 18
Macon

I love it up the butt. Looking for quick pounding in a car. I’m looking for today, immediately if possible. If you want to do that just write. I’m looking for money all the time.

Discount if:
🟥You vote red red🟥
🚨Former Military/law enforcement 🚨
MAGA 🫡 🇺🇸🇺🇸
FJB
LGB

Guestbook of smokemyass

smokemyass (Owner) – Oct 29, 2022
I’d be happy to share my stories with other incest survivors.

billy88666 – Oct 28, 2022
You describe it very well, friday666. I can underline everything you say.

friday666 – Oct 28, 2022
I have bred this kid and tried eating the semen that comes out of his ass many times but something else always comes out.

smokemyass (Owner) – Oct 22, 2022
Guys who want to get mad quickly because you keep yelling at me don’t like me.

smokemyass (Owner) – Oct 19, 2022
If you’re a fast cummer and don’t want to burden your wallet too heavily, you can pay only a small “unlock fee” and then pay by the minute for using my butt.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
DickM – cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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On2PlanB, 18
Los Angeles

New to Los Angeles. I usually don’t charge money for what I’m about to describe but I’m very, very broke.

I’m a very small, very skinny twink (4’11” and 80lbs), who loves deep, aggressive kissing, with lots of lip biting, tongue chewing, saliva draining until it’s almost unbearable while men groan and grunt like an animal.

My biggest turn on is to be thrown on the bed, and feeling a big man landing on top of me, full weight, not caring one bit if he breaks my ribs or back. He starts kissing me, gnawing my mouth, inhaling my mouth, grunting and groaning, and just goes wild.

One of my most weak spots on my body is definitely my neck, and I just love to be bitten hard (I really mean hard), choked, given hickeys (lots and lots of them), chewing and chewing until there’s more hickeys and bite marks than neck, not listening to my wails.

Note-worthy fact: I have a small dick.

Guestbook of On2PlanB

On2PlanB (Owner) – Nov 11, 2022
If I make you cum in 10 minutes I will return 50%.

backdoorjimmy – Nov 9, 2022
I was pounding him and gnawing his neck and gobbling his saliva when he just bursted into tears. I felt my heart beating fast, not just from being horny or something but somehow me fucking him crying “frightened” me. I always have a heartbeat when someone cries and it’s a red flag for me. I just felt weird then. I kept fucking him while thinking that he was crying and I worried. I’m not at all used to a bottom crying. I really don’t know how to help when a bottom cries. Just let him cry his heart out? Fuck him even harder? Put my hand over his mouth? It was a shock for me. I was a kind of insanely into him. And then he cried. My image of him being a succulent fuckhole just shattered. But that’s good. I guess I came closer to him. I just wanted him to be happy though, not cry.

Yusef49 – Nov 5, 2022
Don’t ever change.

Dakoda – Nov 3, 2022
As long as you’re heavily into mouth-to-mouth action and slow down once in a while to let him breathe he’s a very good bottom who can take up to 11 inches

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Arab
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick S -cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 200$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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brokeboy, 19
Butte

I’m getting two things out of the way right now. I never play safe, always raw and I don’t know my status. I’m very shy but I know what I need ($$$$). I’ve been getting into partying a lot more and really enjoy how it feels and what it has turned me into. That’s three things.

Guestbook of brokeboy

brokeboy (Owner) – Nov 5, 2022
Right now I’m getting into being trans but not that heavy into it, I like just the ambiguity of the title.

nuisance – Nov 2, 2022
I thought you looked familiar.

brokeboy (Owner) – Nov 2, 2022
One time I was paid to lie face down naked on a table and men paid to drink my enema through a straw.

brokeboy (Owner) – Nov 2, 2022
Once I’m off my face I love rough bjs. Bite my 🍆, I don’t mind. Bite it.

brokeboy (Owner) – Nov 1, 2022
I’m a former high school bully to many people. I’ve done things that I cant say here.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Some
Smoker Socially
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L – cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 180$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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fuckmyBoyfriendorgy, 20
Berlin

I’d like to introduce you to my very hot, but very cocky boyfriend. He’s a 6 foot well built stunning faced twink that has a penchant for being objectified. I’ve been gradually dumbing him down into a sexy moron with weed, poppers, hypno, and brainwashing. I’ve enjoyed a lot on this new journey as his boyfriend, but he still is not as much of a simpleton as he truly needs -and as I deeply desire him- to be. To help make his demeanor more malleable and less indignant, well, in short ..

Bring poppers and money and my boyfriend empties your balls.

Bottoms🚫 Obese🚫 Wusses🚫 Couples✅ Gangbang✅ BB✅

Guestbook of fuckmyBoyfriendorgy

fuckmyBoyfriendorgy (Owner) – Oct 31, 2022
I haven’t really been happy with my experience on here so far. So please if you message me don’t be a wuss, my boyfriend does not want to make friends on here. He has plenty of normal friends in real life whose company he enjoys, he enjoys making new friends in real life. That is not why we’re here, we are here to share his ass and dumb him down, he is here for guys to lust over then use his ass like a slab of meat. Feel free to message me only if that and only that gets you going.

the_thunder_man – Oct 22, 2022
He is even greater than on pictures. I ended up paying 900€ but it was worth it. I rather pay him more than someone else 150€. The hottest escort Ive ever saw in my life.

fuckmyBoyfriendorgy (Owner) – Oct 19, 2022
Preferably I rent out his asshole here and just hold it out
Lick: 40€
Fingers: 50€
Dildos: 60€
Sodo: 70€
SM hard: 100€
FF: 180€
Kissing and fumbling is not really his thing

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages English, German
Position Bottom only
Dick XL – uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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DangerousLemonade, 19
Madrid

We are three beautiful girls, we are sisters and we have probably the most softy skin you ever touch (this is what they said).

Guestbook of DangerousLemonade

ilinrururDoke – Nov 9, 2022
Why is dressing drag queens in football kits so fucking hot?? We may never know but it is.

MarvelousMike – Nov 4, 2022
Instructions for Best Results:
Place the sluts in a horizontal position (bed recommended)
Slide down sluts’ skirt and remove their knickers
Turn sluts onto front and prepare anuses, burying face into holes and rimming/fingering as desired
Turn sluts onto back and, sitting on sluts, one after another, provide clear instructions about exactly where to lick and suck.
When ready place sluts in doggy positions and apply lubricant
Insert penis into sluts’ anus one after another and, thrusting at a pace to suit you, use as required
Prior to ejaculation, remove penis and eject semen directly onto your favorite slut’s face (long white-blond bewigged slut for me)
Urinate on sluts
Repeat as necessary

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 300€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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morganbyland, 21
Skipton

I’m a poet & struggling folk singer tryna make it work.

Prepare to add me on SocMed first for us to negotiate as I am fairly new and not used to this kind of environment.

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any bad behavior caused by the drugs you give me.

Guestbook of morganbyland

PAUL – Nov 10, 2022
After seeing morganbyland’s profile and never having experienced sex with a poet, I couldn’t wait to meet him. And like F…ing Hell!!! Wow!!! Oof!!!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little hair
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick M – uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate £150
Overnight Rate £700

 

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James_Lewis, 24
London

I’ve stayed in London for 3 years to try make good money to get where i want to be in life … you may have seen some videos that I’m in and know i’ll do almost anything … no matter if we are at home or in public, my ass belongs totally to you and you can do whatever you want with my ass, etc. … I’ve been told i’m hung afew times … but honestly that’s not all what i am and theirs so much more to me that you’ll find out.

Guestbook of James_Lewis

thehighpull – Oct 28, 2022
Pinch me I’m dreaming

FatOldMan – Oct 27, 2022
His ass is still fairly juicy and devouring whats left of it is a solid investment.

dontbecrybaby – Oct 25, 2022
Shooting the sex POV with your phone helps slightly.

Hungverse – Oct 25, 2022
Tips for getting over post nut clarity? I just wondered what helped any of you who felt excited to actually fuck James Lewis get over that feeling of frustration and maybe disappointment etc etc after you load him up and realise he’s just another semi-cute twink?

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L – uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Yes
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Never
Hourly rate: £70
Overnight rate: Ask me

 

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WokeBlond, 19
San Diego

I would describe myself as slim twink with messy blond hair and no body hair. I am 5,7 tall(170cm), weigh about 145lbs (65kg), and have a 28 inch waist. My cock is uncut and around 7.5 inches when fully hard.
Are you willing to give me 🎁🎁🎁?
I’m still living with overbearing parents, and I won’t let that stop me, but keep it shhhh

Guestbook of WokeBlond

Xeno – Nov 10, 2022
I can’t think of anything I’ve loved more than the feeling his cock in my mouth. I started with him soft and felt his cock growing harder and larger inside my mouth. I loved the taste of his precum as it oozed over my tongue. It was a tough choice whether to have him blow his load into my throat or pull out and paint my face with his jizz but after reading the comments about his load’s considerable volume I played it safe and chose the latter option, and I’m so glad I did.

simplycountry – Nov 8, 2022
Great for anyone who isn’t scared to eat a flowing river of CREAM!!!

Ihatestudy – Nov 6, 2022
I went back to hang out with my friends and one of the guys was this guy and his name is Josh. Josh fucked me in my shower. He has an 8 inch cock thick head and shaft and his piss slit was very wide and the reason I could feel the throbbing of his intense orgasm as he couldn’t hold back any longer he continued after shooting his first load. His thick teenage cock was the best. He was able go balls deep because of all he came inside me. When he came the second time his dick got soft and flopped out.

That_slim_guy – Nov 1, 2022
He cums profusely, his sperm filled my entire mouth.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Top only
Dick XL – cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft
Kissing No
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 60$
Overnight Rate 300$

 

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MalcomRoyal, 24
Paris

EDUCATED DIVINE ELITE LUXURY BOY NEWLY ARRIVED IN PARIS AND AVAILABLE TO WEALTHY MEN WHO WANT TO WORSHIP MY BODY

Guestbook of MalcomRoyal

BottledEmotions – Oct 29, 2022
Sublime!

PartTimeGod – Oct 27, 2022
Too classy to be touched

ceopsycho – Oct 26, 2022
I would very much like to fuck you in a cathedral.

MalcomRoyal (Owner) – Oct 26, 2022
I had thought that this was understood by most people, but apparently it’s unusual to ask for short breaks outside of the bed for the sake of one’s sanity. Please correct me if I’m wrong in thinking that’s a healthy ask.

WizardofPoz – Oct 24, 2022
I want to eat candy out of your ass.

Arts-Crafts – Oct 24, 2022
Irresistible!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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itsyourpussydaddy, 19
Zollikon

I have a genetic disorder, late onset Tay-Sachs, so I’m in a wheelchair, have very weak muscles and a speech impediment. This will be followed by seizures, hearing loss, and inability to move, with death usually occurring by the age of twenty-one. If you’re still interested, I like getting fucked, sucked, rimmed, sucking, rimming, and especially making out and nipple play.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little hair
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, German
Position Bottom only
Dick S – uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 700€

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Prince S, Hi, G! Thanks, pal. De-boring is a life’s goal. How are you? How’s stuff? What’s been going on? Bisous. ** Dominik, Hey, Dominik!!! Hugs, etc. We don’t have the entire cast in place, but we have a solid majority of the main characters now, and they’re all amazing. My favorite haunted house was this home haunt called Twisted Dreams made by a family and their friends in Orange County. It was built along one side of their house and through the backyard with a finale in their garage. It was so detailed and incredibly well done. We’re going to see if they would be into being advisers on our film’s haunted house (and maybe lend or rent us some of their decor and pops). Yay, BJD on the way! That is a lengthy wait. Stay hungry. I think love managed to nibble away a bit at jet lag last night, so that’s a start, and thanks for asking love to help me out. Love explaining why dressing drag queens in football kits so fucking hot, G. ** Tea, Hi, Tea, thanks, I’ll try to make this place live up to your expectations. Ha ha, it sounds you have the best excuse for eschewing textual sexiness. Anyway, actual flesh can be textual, no? And confused word vomit can be a good sign. I hope your being taken pays dividends. Nice, man. Bradford used to comment on my blog regularly before Deerhunter took off. He’s a pip. Still have never met him though. Have a swell day! ** malcolm, Hi, Malcom! Good to see you too! I hope you like our films. Gulp. Congrats on getting your new script somewhere fruitful. I personally like weird pacing, but, yeah, I guess weird can go bad. You got it down to 5 pages. That’s a good length. So there’s more doing than talking? You can send me the script, sure. I’m a little slow, mind you, but I’d be very interested to read it. Thanks! 28 was a … what do they say … drop in the bucket. There are hundreds of haunts around LA. There just wasn’t enough time. Oh, being a huge aficionado of haunts almost since birth, I just study them carefully like they’re art. I’m the guy in the haunts where the ‘monsters’ keep having to tell me to keep moving along ‘cos I’ll linger in each hallway and room for ages if I can. I do like hearing screams all around me, though. Wait, you guys’ film won the top prize?! Holy shit, that’s incredible. That’s a very, very good festival. And there were some other very strong films this year, so that’s huge. Wow, big congrats! Use that as fuel, for sure. I do like Joanna Newsom, Grouper, and Arthur Russell, yes. Quite a bit in each case. I knew Arthur a little. I actually wasn’t listening to music much recently because I consumed with the film prep work all the time. The only music I got obsessed with while in LA is that latest Playboy Carti album. Oh, and a guy who was driving Zac and me around on the location scouting had a Lucinda Williams playlist going in the car, and I really liked that. Love back to you! How’s your week looking? ** Jack Skelley, Jack! Yes, it was super awesome to get to see you the little I did. I hope the next trip will have a lot more room for friends. We were working the weeks 24/7 like beasts. Really extremely loving your book, which helped get me through the hellishly long flight from there to here. Big love until soon, bud. ** Tosh Berman, Thanks, Tosh! Victoire! ** _Black_Acrylic, It’s your birthday! Happy happy birthday, Ben! Dare I ask if Play Therapy might be making a hotly awaited return ere too long? ** Minet, Hi! Glad you’re back. I did more okay on the sleeping front last night, so we’ll see. I’ve never written in another language, although I did try to write some poems in Dutch when I lived in Amsterdam, but they were, let’s say, not good. Based on your SCAB piece and reading you here, your English is pretty incredible, so I don’t think you need to worry about the readability/intricacy issue. Granted I’m an optimist, but I feel like the space in between you and this second language might occasion some exciting adventures. Obviously, I encourage you to translate your Portuguese stuff. Greedy me. Oh, wow, that’s fantastic news about your book! Huge congratulations, as much to the lucky publisher as to you! I mean, there’s overarching stuff in my work generally because may interests are pretty honed, but ‘Wrong’ was a collection of things written over a long time, so it wasn’t intentional except in how I organised them. Thanks about the story ‘Wrong’. Efteling is my favourite amusement park in the world, and I say that as an amusement park fanatic, so, yeah, I love it. I want to go back soon since it’s only a several hours trip from Paris. Lovely to talk with you. You weren’t too lengthy at all, trust me. Mutual stoked-ness. Have a supreme day. ** Steve Erickson, Hi, Steve. Ah, your vaunted album is out at last. I’ll go listen, of course. Everyone, Mr. Erickson’s new album is out and available if you don’t already know that. It has the colourful title THE BLOODSHOT EYE OF HORUS, and it’s right here. It’s already best of the year lists time? I guess it is. I have to start collating mine. I think we’ll probably go back to LA just after Xmas, we’ll see. Our plan/hope is for a 25 day shoot, but we’re still figuring out where things go in the budget, so we’re not sure. But that’s, I guess, likely anyway. ** Bill, Hi, Bill! Good to be back. You keep finding and alerting me to books I don’t know of at all, thank you. I’ll do the hunting thing. Gig! Of what sort? Solo or collaborative? Pray tell. ** Robert, Howdy, Robert! LA was very good. We got a lot done on the film preproduction, and it was super busy. That is exciting about your second draft. What were the changes you made? By which I guess I mean were they content or style or form or all/none of the above? Exciting! I know the feeling. Thanks for reading ‘I Wished’. I’m kind of the opposite — looking forward to being alone for a while after the non-stop peopled-up film work spurt. Big day to you! ** Right. It being mid-month, the escorts appear on cue. See you tomorrow.