‘Despite the fact that the life of each time trying to prove me wrong, I continue to believe that the good must necessarily overcome evil, that in the world there is still a sincere trick’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of May 2017

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ImAFuckingFaggot, 18
Warsaw

Hey im teen from 1999 year !
I cant back to my home.
I would love to suck your cock.
Help me!

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position Bottom only
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age Users between 35 and 99
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 800 Euros

 

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21stcenturyfox, 20
Rome

A tour companion who may be either a lost prince or a girl/princess in disguise. In the latter case it is tactful to pretend you think she is a boy. She/he will be ignorant, hasty and shy, and will need hauling out of trouble quite a lot. But she/he will grow up in the course of the Tour. In fact she/he will be the only Companion who will change in any way. Quite often, she/he will soon exhibit a very useful talent for magic and end up by hauling everyone else out of trouble. But this will not be until midway through your second brochure.

SLENDER//////YOUTH

Dicksize No entry
Position Top only
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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ExpensiveHotBoy, 21
Plovdiv

Nasty dashing twink to be rented out
bareback = yes, always
healthy = no, fuck off
hot = yes, 250%, and I can’t help it
horny = yes, my ass would crash your pc

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 120 Euros
Rate night 550 Euros

 

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69ANGEL69, 20
Beograd

I have no experience with the escort, I’m hetero, recently sober. I am looking for someone who can help me with money for sports.
Here to show that not all Serbs are bad guys.
PLEASE! PLEASE, I WANT TO PLAY SPORTS. NO JOKE. TIRED OF FAKES PLEASE! I’M VERY HOT BUT I NEED SPORTS!

Guestbook of 69ANGEL69

69ANGEL69 (Owner) – May 8, 2017
ok ok

tonguefetishist – May 8, 2017
Hey 69ANGEL69! I’m not sure if you’d be into what I’m looking for on here, but I’m basically a straight male with an unusual fetish that can be done to both male and female.

I’ve got somewhat of a tongue fetish and I’m just looking for someone who might get aroused at the thought of me fully licking his or her entire face with my whole tongue. If this interests you, please let me know!

Dicksize No entry, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral No entry
Dirty Yes
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Doctor00, 22
Melbourne

Looking for any good looking dudes around my age who’d get off on doing a sh*t on me while u jerk off and not the other way around
I have a taste of sh*t from fine dining in restaurants so better save up
Kissing compulsory – just like a couple

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users older than 18
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Yours,Prince, 22
San Jose

I am a joey-next-door type that is looking to expand my sexual skills and experiences in an escorting role. I find a craving for the feeling of being fucked in multiple dimensions by someone in the San Jose area.

Have done some real time connections. Mostly hook-ups in the past with teachers at my school, my family’s doctor, and two of my psychiatrists.

I have little online sexual experience. Tried it with one rich guy on Grindr before. I wasn’t really ready at that point for it so I ended up blowing it in the end. Bummed about that really.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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NotPrettyEnough, 24
Dallas

On this site I want to find the one who doesn’t want to become a part of my life. Let’s stop communicating and getting to know each other? Despite the fact that the life of each time trying to prove me wrong, I continue to believe that the good must necessarily overcome evil, that in the world there is still a sincere trick, not the pursuit of relationships, payment, not real love. I still believe in miracles, and above all, the fact that each of us is in a position at least once to create a small miracle.

Guestbook of NotPrettyEnough

Anonymous – May 2, 2017
No interest, I just want to say that NotPrettyEnough is the perfect name for you.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Top
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night 800 Dollars

 

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fuck&$mypainaway, 19
São Paulo

where is the what if the what is in why?

$ to mess me up worse than i already am.

men always say that my ass is a legend. just saying.

Guestbook of fuck&$mypainaway

RANCES123 – May 1, 2017
You want to get colorful and skunky with a teenage skeeze and do a shitload of Tina, he could help you.

NicoPastel – April 29, 2017
There’s nothing you can’t buy. Said a different way; you can buy anything.

Muranda – April 26, 2017
Subhuman loser fucktard pile of human debris.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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EagerBeaver, 24
Manchester

Well, welcome to my page of… stuff. Came here to learn about me I see, well read and find out! However please, please at least abide my requests? If you’re over 27, please refrain from messaging about anything sexual. You will get nothing from me.

My doables? A long list! However I’ll give the short one in which I know I enjoy them.

Anal
Oral
Jizz hunger
Temperature Play
Gags (Ballgags are a weakness of mine)
Desperation/accidents
Crossdressing

I will explore into other areas if you actually talk to me about them! I do want to try more! I really do!

Apparently I have a nice ass :3 Rent it to do what you like inside 😉

You read this far, awesome! Tell me what looking at me makes you want!

Guestbook of EagerBeaver

EagerBeaver (Owner) – May 5, 2017
??‍♂️????️‍?⚣?

ShutYouUp – May 4, 2017
looking at you makes me want …
-to shave your body from the neck down.
-covering your mouth with my hand… groping/feeling you up all over while all you can do is moan into my hand.
-telling you you’re worthless snuffable garbage.
-gag you w/ duct tape/etc. Tie you up. Forced you to lay there bound & gagged, while I kick the shit out of you wearing my steel-toed boots.
-Plug your nose as a punishment if you move and mouth too if you talk). RIP
-duct tape your face to a pole and shove and baseball bat up your ass no lube.
-ignore you.
-take photos and videos of you being choked.
-caging you and letting you starve to death over days or weeks but that would come with time and trust.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking No
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users under 28
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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BOY_VERSUS_MEN, 18
Frankfurt

Hey,
I’m Christophe
18 years old
You’ve fucked a lot worse than me
Bye

Guestbook of BOY_VERSUS_MEN

thrums – May 9, 2017
he has no self esteem. bring drugs.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Euros
Rate night 800 Euros

 

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JHON-JHON, 23
Den Haag

I’m a student in Rotterdam and I live in The Hague. I look innocent but there is a beast inside of me. I’m good in providing what people want without them even knowing they want it. I love getting slimed, gunged. I learned it from Nickelodeon Slime Time Live 1999-2001. I come from a farm and love farmers. But laying on the couch with a good book is also heaven for me. I don’t do this often so I’m going to be really tight, I can handle it, but please, especially if you’re well endowed, please be considerate not to totally destroy me. p.s. I’m also looking for a tennis coach ?

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 125 Euros
Rate night 750 Euros

 

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Chemblastme, 21
Greater Mumbai

Toung fit greta bubble butt to rrally ripp into. Like to follow the $$$ however way to rnsyre they get off. Love cum. Im hung. Can top if ur my type

Only interested in guys who want to geT mortal or happy to assist with me being “mortal” just to have their way with their way with their “way” 😉

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 250 Euros

 

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Butterhole, 20
Neukölln

I’m a small guy with a huge passion for having a wide open hole. This profile is focused on FISTING ONLY: I decided to open it under suggestions of those people who had their hands buried in me, as they said I was the best fistee they ever met in their whole life. Why wouldn’t I share my gift with the world, then?

You won’t have any problem in double and punch fisting me. My hole is in your hands 😉 You’ll see by yourself how fast and deep your hands and forearms will disappear in my hole: I have two years of experience and I was taught good techniques to moan as the good slut that I am. Let’s get that hole of mine lubed and wet for a long and deep session.

My elastic and soft hole will receive your fists as soon as you turn me on the back. I will both clench and spread it wide, as if it was breathing: have you ever seen an ass eating fists? Well, mine does. Then you will have only one doubt: cum right away, or try to resist to get a higher pleasure? That is the question, folks.

Gloves are a must.

Outdoor only.

I don’t care what you look like because I won’t be attracted to you.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position Bottom only
Kissing No entry
Fucking No
Oral No
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night 800 Euros

 

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special_look_fashion_underground, 21
Fort Lauderdale

I am a hardcore fucker and by hardcore i mean HARDCORE.

I can be kind or just radical and give you pain.

(In my real life I am a gay and lesbian shrink)

I personally prefer responsive bottoms who enjoy a furious fuck,i hate fucking mute robots.

Charges for a shot in your butt is 10k and two to three shots is 15k.

Guestbook of special_look_fashion_underground

Hot_Like_Fire – May 13, 2017
Dances whores, the King is in a good mood

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Dollars
Rate night 300 Dollars

 

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Kiss_man2000, 22
Zurich

hello if you like young dancer and good speaker

i think very nice time whit you

if likee meeting

write my kiss

i love asses

i do not speak your language but I do for money

sex

Guestbook of Kiss_man2000

MAdrian – May 2, 2017
he worth all the money he took from me !

Feetlover64 – April 27, 2017
your sparkle in the eyes when I give you my money!

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros

 

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LuciousBoy, 24
Riga

I’m a addicted of the anal sex. I’ll wait for you at my house.

I’ve done well with raw cocks:) I just want to be paid every now and then please.

I will only have sex with the man who offer me the most. Make me an offer, but if you are older, you should look good.

I prefer open relationship, but if I meet a good person I gonna change my mind.

Only well-endowed persons with shaved cock and a face that smells good.

The price written is more informative and humorous. When we’re meeting then it’ll be much more expensive.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position Bottom only
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom only
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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BeautifulBoy, 18
Dayton

I am the Boy everybody might want but bit selective not to fall in the wrong hands.

I am looking to leave Dayton to find the right match. Could stay in Dayton if he’s here, but i haven’t found him here yet.

I was adopted. My stepfather left us when i was 5. I live with my stepmother. She became alcoholic.

I was often with an older man when we went back to thailand during one year. I want it for always.

I can disapear. Nobody will search for me. I am younger (a lot). Exchange body for money.

Most of all i hope a cruel man will lock me up in a secret place in his house where i cannot be found.

I am sensual but without love. With love nothing happens.

Guestbook of BeautifulBoy

Anonymous – May 4, 2017
Definitely not fake.

Anonymous – May 2, 2017
Definitely fake

Anonymous – April 30, 2017
Successfully relocated to northern Massachusetts. Not available for anything at moment.

Anonymous – April 25, 2017
Not fake.

Anonymous – April 23, 2017
Fake

Dicksize S, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Dollars
Rate night 800 Dollars

 

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Sexy-Nicholas, 19
New Orleans

I’m not an escort normally or ever before. I’ve just been feeling insecure and depressed lately and I think the compliment of someone wanting to pay me for it will help.

Guestbook of Sexy-Nicolas

Sexy-Nicholas (Owner) – May 6, 2017
Thanks to Hotlatinopunk89, I feel better now. Over and out.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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#Technoismylove, 21
Berlin

I am :
– Intellignet
– Married but she knows.
and most importantly
– Manly

Don’t ask me “Why i do this”.
Certain things are difficult to explain and being understood at the same time.

My cock is 20x5cm. Beleave me or look for a another boy.

Guestbook of #Technoismylove

Killua – May 3, 2017
When the zombie apocalypse comes, he’ll excel with his flexible moral compass and willingness to use a child as a projectile. You’ll want him on your team.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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SeventhSon, 21
Shepherds Bush

I’m generally quite sensitive and ticklish, so I love walking the line between pleasure and torture as I am worked up and horned to a mind-shattering orgasm, followed by milking/ polishing/ tickling until I piss myself, ahegao style. Very specific, I know, but I find it stupidly hot.

So any guy (literally have no preference) who wants to put me through this for 100E, try to approach me. I ain’t snob you.

I would be willing to experiment with anal for the right price…maybe even sex if you can make me enjoy it… I’m generally straight acting bi, so haven’t really thought about the anal stuff…milk my prostate?

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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PlaywithmyBF, 19
Antwerp

setting up this profile for my Boyfriend 19 – he needs more attention than one man can give him, and i need more money to keep him happy. Looking for non attractive guys – min 40yrs – that want to screw him while i watch. not required but i request to eat his ass intermittently while you screw him and after. on second thought it is required. We can come over to your place but I would rather not.

Dicksize L, No entry
Position No entry
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users over 40
Rate hour 120 Dollars
Rate night 300 Dollars

 

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hhboy99, 18
Hamburg

I’m John, I have a very high tolerance for very hard fucking, and no I’m not on here to excite myself, this isn’t my first rodeo, but I’ve got a weird relationship with sex, so I prefer it not to be the focus.

Guestbook of hhboy99

NewInTown – April 20, 2017
he is terrible in everything that he do

lauractivu – April 16, 2017
If you want to talk to he on a site he s a sippy boy and a sicer with you he do not have a dick but he sitting well

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Top
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 70 Euros
Rate night 350 Euros

 

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anthonyincoventry, 22
Coventry

Hey all. I used to be Zodiacboy, but couldn’t get the same username. Been awhile since I was for rent here, and just recently broke up with my girlfriend. For reasons I won’t mention, the breakup didn’t have anything to do with this, but this wrestle inside of me affected my side of things, so I had to leave for awhile. Trying to become where whoring is not an addiction, but rather a hobby and whatnot. It was pretty bad two months ago, that’s for sure. Appreciate any advice and help from other whores who understand! Now I don’t have to hide anything from anyone, per say.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking No
Oral Bottom
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Pounds
Rate night 150 Pounds

 

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total_hetro_100,000,000%, 19
Paris

Do you want to suck my cock? Getting fucked in your mouth? Or do you want to watch me fucking your girlfriend like a whore in front of you or with you? Or you want to do something for the first time with me as a hetro (fuck me like your fucking bicht)! I’m a student in engineering and all this fuckin’ things are only money mattered.

Guestbook of total_hetro_100,000,000%

Iraoco – May 3, 2017
He insisted repeatedly throughout our date that he is heterosexual and I can’t prove he was lying but I will suggest that you might feel as I did that you could never meet a less heterosexual boy if you searched the whole world. In any case I can state with certainty that something had been up his ass before my cock and not a few times.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More top
Kissing No
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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MisterTURKEY, 22
Calgary

This escort has become to a decision, to be permanently fucked by only a boyfriend.

This escort has been fantasizing about monogamy throughout his life and the time has come to make the big step of boyfriend.

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Client age Users under 35
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Formerly_”TwinkStudent”, 21
Stuttgart

Now, I’m looking for a sugar daddy, only one, a real one. With love and all.
BUT, I want him to grow muscular for me. As big as I want. No matter what it takes (meaning steroids). He has to be okay with the idea of becoming grotesquely huge, with all the troubles it’ll bring (hard to wear clothes, even move, and such).
If he’s into growing his cock and balls with silicone, and maybe even his ass, that’ll be perfect.

Like I said, I want this guy to be my sugar daddy, as well as my own creation. But mainly my sugar daddy. I need to love him, him to love me and pay my expenses. I want feelings and cash inflow, not just growth.

If you’re into video games that’s cool too, as I love that too (A LOT).

As for me, I’m thin, may change that, I don’t know.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Steevee, Hi. I think it’s pretty much assuredly the worst of the classic horror franchises. But it’s also the most shameless and wacked — Jason ‘takes’ Manhattan but only arrives there at the end of the film, Jason gets a plot that takes him to outer space which he summarily conquers, etc. So it gets points for that, even if it’s only ‘yucks’ points ultimately. I, as you can imagine, have not heard the Harry Styles album. ** David Ehrenstein, And, in the 1950s, she starred in a short-lived TV series called ‘Janet Dean, Registered Nurse’. Coincidence? Yes, and Portugal was my pick-to-click. How about dem apples. If ‘My Loose Thread’ is Proustian then I definitely don’t understand what Proustian means. Interesting. ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. Yeah, that water pop-out scene is a classic. Hey, me and Harry Styles, birds of a feather. Re vultures: it’s true that those with the most transgressive reputation are often the most grounded in their daily lives. I like your mom. I hope I get to meet her someday. ** Jamie, Jamie! You old/young dog! Height of goodness to see you, buddy! I’m good, I’m good. I get the not being in a commenting place. If this wasn’t my blog, I would probably watch from the sidelines. Thanks about the recent posts. That ‘fuck you’ is up there with the best filmic ‘fuck you’s’, I agree. I’ve been A-okay. Yeah, the ‘PGL’ shoot went super well. I have to wait one more week before we start editing, and I’m as antsy as can be to begin. Too early to say about the release. First it’ll get submitted to festivals and hopefully accepted by a bunch. I would guess that’s where we would find out if distributors want it. It definitely has a gigantically bigger chance of being seen in theaters than ‘LCTG’ did just by its very nature. Film stuff has been most of what I’ve been up to. Zac and I are starting to work on a proposal for our next film — a documentary — to try to get funding — but that’s film stuff too. Why wasn’t the cartoon so good, if you want to say? Maybe I mean what happened in between you thinking it could be good and it turning out not so good? I’m sorry, man. A cheap Telecaster and music-making by you, very nice. Anything you can say about the music? I’ll go listen to that album/band that Thurston and you recommend when I get out of here. Thank you! Good, don’t be a stranger. My heart’s cockles –whatever those are — warm at that promise. Fellowship love, Dennis. ** S., Hey! Death by Voorhees would suck on all kinds of levels. Very nice paean to the franchise, very refreshing, and you make a solid and persuasive point. Nail that first story if you haven’t. ** 增达网, Oh, you’re spam, you sneaky devil! ** Dóra Grőber, Hi, Dóra! I didn’t actually taste that pastry but I understand almond-y was the main flavoring. My track pad is murder. If you could see how scrunched my forehead is as I type this sentence. I hope to get it fixed and tender again today if I’m lucky. Translated into English by Monday?! I’m sorry, but that was pretty thoughtless and demanding of him. I’m glad you got your part finished. Did reading and writing take up your weekend as you predicted? My weekend was kind of lazy. I almost but didn’t buy a Switch + Zelda. I almost went to a movie (‘Get Out’) but didn’t. I managed to get ‘this close’ to finishing my new little GIF work thing. I went for pleasant walks to here and there. I watched Eurovision because doing that is always pleasurable in some way I don’t fully understand and cannot justify. This was the first year ever, I think, when my pick to win (Portugal) won! Usually my pick/fave comes in second to last or something. I was also rooting for the 16 year old Bulgarian guy just because he was 16 — his song was the usual blah pop — and he came in second! So my Eurovision experience this year was a success, I guess. As you can tell by my laboring over Eurovision, my weekend was not very exciting, I’m afraid. But I’ll try again today. How was your Monday? ** Bill, Hi. Yes, at their best, which is not very often at all, Ft13th movies are about attractive young people being killed for having sex. I have seen ‘Cemetery of Splendour’, yes. It’s great! Well, how big is your home screen? Ideally, of course, a theater context would be best, but if that’s the only way for you to see the film, I would say maybe go for it. ** Schoolboyerrors, Diarmuid, Diarmuid, Diarmuid! I do know how it is, man, depending on what it is, and, in this case, I think I know. You’ll be at the NN conference too? Okay, I had really better arrange my trip and all of that. Cool! Yes, barring the completely unexpected, my summer will be almost entirely occupied by editing, color grading, sound editing, effects implanting, and so on, which means I can virtually guarantee that Zac and I will be here for your very welcome and highly anticipated visit! Maybe we’ll even have the film in some kind of showable state by then, but I don’t know. So, yes, pen us in! Have a blast and a half until then, buddy. Love, me. ** Joseph, Hi, Joseph! Your visits are always a great pleasure, hello! Atrocious with a heavy pleasure factor is the word or, I guess, words. I would like to know why she dangles a Jason mask in clear sight inside her car, yes, if you do ask. Thanks for putting ‘God Jr.’ in that pile, man. Things are significantly more than acceptable with me, and thank you hoping for that, and that very same hope is being boomeranged back to you. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Ha, big up/yes on Alice Cooper, in that instance and in many others. I did Eurovision too. Like I said, it wasn’t so bad for me ‘cos my pick won the motherfucker. And Croatia was so insane that it almost made up for the lack of insanity elsewhere. I hope Alex’s return sparks your combo of inspiration and implementation. I bet it will. ** Chris dankland, Hi, Chris! I think your tripping brain was absolutely correct in its interpretation of Jason’s meaning. My theory is that acid is incapable of lying, and that one’s subsequent dismissal of acid’s imparted wisdom is a problem of one’s brain’s puniness when not tripping. Even if I’m wrong, and I’m not tripping right now so I probably am, I’d rather be wrong than be a dunce, you know what I mean? I was very happy to make that post, and now I am very happy again. ** Okay. Yeah, the 15th, escorts, as ever and always and seemingly eternally, so do what you do with the fellas, okay? See you tomorrow.