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CryingJesus, 18
Been sucking cock since I was 11, getting spanked and whipped since I was 12, punished with mouthsoaping and soapy enemas since I was 13, and toilet servitude since 15. I’ve wanted to find a long term Master to go to the next levels for a year and now I’m ready to finish the job. For real.

I desperately need and crave hard severe chest, back and ass beating – belt, flogger, straps, paddles, whips, cane. Hard deep and impactful. Totally destructive. Skin ripped into shreds. Flesh, muscle, bones, internal organs fully exposed.

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CryingJesus (Owner) – March 24, 2020
Yeah there’s that too.

Anonymous – March 24, 2020
You told me you had an incurable brain tumor.

CryingJesus (Owner) – March 23, 2020
Ok truth I’ve been recently diagnosed with a degenerative incurable bone disease that’ll put me in a wheelchair within a year if you want a great reason.

Anonymous – March 23, 2020
What you asking for will almost surely kill you. I don’t think I am mentally ready to do that, I hope that situation changes in the future.

 

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asexual-slave, 19
hey. i dint like sex or butt or cockadoodledoo, don’t even like to see them, mine or anyones. i keep my underwear and you keep your underwear on.

i like to be dehumanised to the max, like to be unable to move at all, a breathing object on display for you, tied down to something or hanging in air or hanging on a wall like art or DIY tied into a position of an object like a computer desk chair for you to use etc. or just on the ground.

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asexual-slave (Owner) – March 17, 2020
if those who take pictures of me on the bus are in here, at least remember to remove the flash next time.

 

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ME&MYBANGBUS, 21
CHEMS AND PATRY EVARYWERE
ME AND MY BANG BUS
GO ENNYWERE YOU WANT
👑YOU NEED – I HAVE👑
EVARY TİME WHEN YOU CALL ME

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pig209 – March 6, 2020
He’s a sarcastic jokester if you both can’t laugh when he farts cum in your face after you breed his ass you probably won’t get along because he will want you to lick it up and spit it in his mouth.

 

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GetMySoul, 19
new in madrid do you enjoy….? (i did not know what to insert here, so i left it to you. If you simply enjoy doing something, hit me up). Please do not send dick pics, i have one myself and i know what it looks like. I’m going into the woods now to lose myself and find my soul.

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funman – March 26, 2020
My biggest fantasy is to shrink you down to an infinitesimal size and enlarge me into a giant Master/God and then crush you like a bug. Odd, I know haha, but I am a horror movie fanatic, and I just had a couple of stiff drinks.

PineNut – March 25, 2020
Was once doing this young Emo sub type on a work trip. He had a great ass so I ate his hole for forever. Eventually asked me to blow air inside him so I did like he was a balloon then he pushed it back out. I was disgusted but took it. Confused why I’m looking for that again but I keep jerking off to it.

Stryda2274 – March 23, 2020
I’d love to shave your head, make you wear a nylon jacket and fist you.

zentaipiss – March 22, 2020
I have a fetish where i want to come over and piss on you. I will be in a zentai suit. I come in and walk you to the bathroom and cover you in my piss. Then I spit on you and leave.

 

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madeofvowels, 19
I have a strong desire to turn my pretty, uppity 19 yr old boyfriend into a prostitute and me into a john who’s paying him for sex. Let’s say for two weeks?

For me this is not about the money, I’m loaded and he has wealthy parents, but about him being no nonsense, obligated, bullshit-free sexual merchandise.

I am looking for a tough male, preferably a gun toting gang banger type to pimp him, rent his body to me for sex. Bargain with me, overcharge me, very realistic. The revenue, money is yours.

Would be paramount if he could be housed and offered for those two weeks in a cheap motel, a dumpy shithole apartment, a crack den, an abandoned car, you get the idea.

Before you ask, yes, you’ll be his real pimp and so he’s yours to fuck, rent out on the side, make some extra money. Just so long as I get a piece of him once a day.

 

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realSUICIDEBOY, 24
*** (censored) *** 100% SuicideBoy * visitable * throughout Germany * Strangeaddict * no taboo * S**ff posible *** (censored) ***

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Anonymous – March 18, 2020
It’s in my freezer but I’ll sell it to you

Anonymous – March 18, 2020
Damn shame to lose such a gorgeous ass

Anonymous – March 18, 2020
Finished off last December

realSUICIDEBOY (Owner) – Oct 27, 2919
If anything about my profile offends you, kindly keep it to yourself and pass me by.

 

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IAMDISASTER, 20
Hi! how are you ?! I’m okay, though I’m homeless and it’s boring. 😒😒😒
I am the proud father of my two wonderful treasures (cats😺😺). People tell me I cooks great👌👌👌. In my free time I usually draw. I used to go on skateboards / cycling trips with my friends before…
I don’t know why but people go mad on my face and say cuteness overload.
I may seem cute and charming in appearance but nothing more wrong, I am a small and eternally devil. 😈
If you are not afraid, write !I will trade all the parts of my body to use without moderation or limit for a place to live with pleasure😜

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IAMDISASTER (Owner) – March 11, 2020
👋🏼

Anonymous – March 11, 2020
Hi

 

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joeyjoeyjoey, 21
sup just seeing whats good, so whats good? Admitedly a bad profile maker

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joeyjoeyjoey (Owner) – March 18, 2020
it isn’t so much nice when people ask

K9guy – March 18, 2020
Want to get knotted?
I’ve got a big dog.
Not pup play.
The real thing.

slamandfist32 – March 17, 2020
looking for multiple anal orgams? im your MAN.

 

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0427552282, 19
Who am I?
Boy meat for butcher

What am I looking for?
Collect me, butcher me, cook me, eat me

When?
ASAP

Limits?
Cut off my hands and feet first

You look familiar..
I was on this page for just over a month, I found my butcher … (MonsterDOM72) however he dumped me. So here I am, starting over. Thanks for that “Sir”. He’s also spreading photos in this site of him “snuffing me”. If you get off on them, you’re being conned!!!

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Anonymous – March 20, 2020
Damn! Everything about you screams kill me and eat me without remorse! Clean you up with my tongue then use my knives and a get a real taste. Let me think if I can pull it off and I’ll get back to you. But … damn!

SluttyGeek – March 13, 2020
Not what you’re asking for but I’m a very heavyset guy 50+ guy who’d love to sit on you and squash you.. I’m serious, break bones, puncture your internal organs, brains oozing out your nose and shit.

0427552282 (Owner) – March 1, 2020
Please for the love of god if you just want to fuck don’t hmu I want to be E A T E N

 

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meetthemonster, 21
My name is Jake but my pup name is Zero, I’m only Zero when I am hypnotised, Don’t be afraid to hypnotise me and get to know Zero!

Jake is beautiful but repulsive. He could meet someone at a bar, leave with him, and never be seen again.

Zero is curious what sleeping with a man would feel like. He’s never touched or been touched by a man before but is willing to try.

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daddyken50 – March 19, 2020
Meet my new dog Zero.

 

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pinocchio, 20
I am very, very into being kidnapped and enslaved by someone who has a very, very large appetite for sex. I know a lot of Masters don’t like this method of obtaining a slave but for those that do, here it is…

Slave is currently on LIFE360 which my code is CDZ-SKJ (expires in 2 days which ill put the new one up when it does). The idea is that you download the LIFE360 app, enter my code and you’ll be able to track wherever I am and whatever time (note:- you only ever need to enter a code once when you add me). This being the case, it makes it ideal for kidnap. You can kidnap me and enslave me and I’ll forever be yours to keep on a permanent basis.

I live with house mate who I rarely see, I work for myself, I have few friends all of whom can’t stand me, and I also don’t speak with family so my situation is perfect for enslavement. I’m also happy to sign a disclosure if needs be. A bottle of poppers is always in my perineum inside my underwear for easy and permanent access.

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TheFaggotWreckers – March 5, 2020
This masochistic, NO limits worthless piece of young scum meat is NOW BROKEN, TRANSFORMED, MODIFIED, RE-PROGRAMMED & DESTROYED and LIVING IN POLAND as the property of an extreme, very sadistic, NO limits group of Masters & Owners. Any messages to this non human will be answered by THE GROUP as soon as it can.

 

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selfphobic, 20
ʎoq ʞɔıs ǝɥʇ ɯɐ ı

 

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Thatperson, 19
I smoke cigs and party heavy but never have any. I love bondage, Ds, leather, costumes, edging, hypnos, sissy training. If all else fails, getting fucked until my brains are mashed potatoes is always a great backup.

If you’re into even younger guys than me, my biological younger brother is also my fag. If anyone wants his ass let me know. If I approve it’s all your. But no tina with him, he has a heart murmur.

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Thatperson (Owner) – March 15, 2020
My brother and I are owned by Klaus008. He is our Master and makes all deciaions for us. Do not contact us anymore.

Klaus008 – March 8, 2020
I loved ramming you and your brother’s holes with dildos and making your faces red screaming ugly and your bodies convulse.

Klaus008 – March 3, 2020
Since few months I’ve found that I like to control teenage boys under sex and I’d like to understand more about this. Want to help?

 

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NeuterMe, 22
I’m only top and I’ve topped many of you but I’m getting tired of manhood and now I’m looking for a man torture, crush and eventually cut off my nuts.

I get extremely aroused thinking about a cop, army veteran, mechanic, fireman, cowboy, construction worker, or farmer holding my nuts in his hands and telling me he’s gonna take them off me.

It could be a pretty straightforward kind of thing where you just saw them off with a sharp knife or a long, drawn out thing where you’d crush them in your hands and then band them and wait for them to drop off.

 

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Welcometoslavelife, 22
I am bulding a harrem of slaves for my Master Bob.

I am slave owned by Master Bob for 4 years. I love groveling around him particularly in public like in Berlin. We have the best time when there are multiple kinky bitches groveling by my side and keeping Bobs feet and cock well serviced. My limits are set by my master but we have done just about everything humanly imaginable. When i do discover a limit I haven’t pushed my master slams me through it.

Between the two of us we can satisfy pretty much every sexual need (cocksucking, piss drinking, shit eating, fistng, fucked, whipped, strangled, beaten, cut, burned, electrocuted …) we are able to foster a space of extreme play and experimentation in a way that doesn’t put to much pressure on new players to do anything they don’t want.

My goal is to find bitches (and sadists too) to add inputs of sexual energy. my Master loves to come home to me and other groveling bitches ready to serve him. He also likes to tie me up and offer my ass out to tops who just want to come and trash my body and pound a load in me. The feeling of spending a night degrading myself and getting my body destroyed before my master is an amazing feeling that I want to share.

Btw to you random horn dogs, my ass does not belong to you or me it is my masters to use and torture for his pleasure.

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KMasterK – March 18, 2020
if anyone interested i am new owner of this slave. after rough 1st munth now he seem happy as a clam. no visitors.

Welcometoslavelife (Owner) – March 2, 2020
That makes so much terrible and depressing sense 😢

Anonymous – March 2, 2020
Bob made me the same offer too, Allen. Btw as a courtesy to you that German pup boy with longer hair, I forget his name, secretly stabbed you in the back.

Anonymous – March 2, 2020
Now that it’s out in the open … I’m sorry, Allen, but Bob offered to sell you to me for 10k on Thursday night.

Welcometoslavelife (Owner) – March 2, 2020
You wish, horn dog 🤣 🖕

DAVIDOFF – March 2, 2020
Poor thing doesn’t seem to realise he’s being eased out, replaced and shopped.

 

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boycave, 18
Str8 boy will put on a hood and submit for anonymous extreme aggro torture

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boycave (Owner) – March 2, 2020
Ill also take a friend or a lover

boycave (Owner) – Feb 28, 2020
Im not sayin your wrong but im drunk again

Anonymous – Feb 27, 2020
If that was true you would’ve deleted your profile.

boycave (Owner) – Feb 27, 2020
Never mind i was drunk

Anonymous – Feb 26, 2020
I’m 24 and I’d love to stomp your hooded face. Would love to stomp the hood so hard the tread of my boots are permanent imprinted on your face!

 

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slaveforlife, 20
I wanna be a Slave for rest me life
I want me limbs be surgical take off

I want got no limbs
I want be 24 7 slave trunk

Don’t want be human

Please someone make me there

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Anonymous – March 19, 2020
Why does the feeling creep in that this profile owner is not interested in sex?

slaveforlife (Owner) – March 15, 2020
Outside of this I love poetry and golf

peterxox – March 12, 2020
I don’t think you grasp what a boring hassle that would make you.

 

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Spiralbutt, 19
Looking to be deeply hypnotized to the point of no return by whoever wants, I don’t care, I’m a demi-sapiosexual.

I could be a shiny, programmable drone.

Or I could be a dumb, mind melted vegetable.

Perhaps I could be a lifelong project, helplessly tied up and brainwashed in perpetuity.

I could just be a himbo, a cute girl, dumb jock, or a spacey hippie (I already am).

Or I could even be your wrapped up mummy sleeping thru eternity as my spinning spiral ass persuades you.

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BoredLetsFuck – March 17, 2020
Yes, I see your point.

Spiralbutt (Owner) – March 17, 2020
Or make it inappurtenant?

BoredLetsFuck – March 17, 2020
Possibly a rhetorical question, but if you want to be deeply hypnotised forever, won’t that negate your demi-sapiosexuality?

Spiralbutt (Owner) – March 11, 2020
They don’t stink.

isniffsmellyfeet – March 11, 2020
I want to sniff those stinky orange socks bro

 

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wontTapOut, 20
Used to be nasty aggressive top. Looking to get fucked real rough hard violent and raw. Want the shearing pain when a dick is forced up me dry. Want to get a load or 2,3,4,5,6,7…. up me. Dont give the tiniest shit what u look like or how many u are. If u can give it i can take it.

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Masterelba – March 13, 2020
Doesn’t mention but he should that all tops have to wear disposable plastic gloves during the fuck/rape. He says it’s for hygiene but it’s obvious some kind of OCD thing or fetish. He also insists you spread a plastic sheet on the floor and fuck him only on that sheet.

 

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lostmyhead, 22
Hi there all you extreme guys!! I’m Lucas, non-binary, they/them pronouns.
Just knowing you’re out there makes me horny all the time!
The idea of getting completely immobilised by bondage or chloroform or drugs excites me, the more deadened the better hehe 😈.
Breath control is awesome. Strangle me! Hehe 😍
Torture is something that makes me crazy horny, but it doesn’t need to be limited to physical pain. It can be words that turn my brain into jelly, whatever comes in mind hehe 😈
I also like extreme, exaggerated ideas. I have a lot of them myself haha 😏😈
Tell me your insane ideas, and I’ll tell you mine. Let’s see what happens 😉
I’m not searching something serious like death but if the feeling is good why not

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lostmyhead (Owner) – March 10, 2020
Clarification for you extremist extreme guys! Maybe death but have be tortured many times before that 🐽🐽

 

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Diapered&Lucky, 20
Hello! Salut! Halo! Bonjour! Ụtụtụ ọma! Dzień dobry! Доброе утро! 肏你妈! My name is Drake and I’m a piece of sh I mean I’m pleased to meet you … I can be your toddler 👼 or your adolescent 👖 but preferably I would be your toddler 😐 🐶 🥼 👝 Not your average kind of toddler: I have enlarged my genitals with silicone injections.

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rhino – March 7, 2020
There’s few things better than laying around with him watching cartoons and burying toys in his ass. I didn’t know how and when to stop cumming.

 

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Fuckstickdreamin, 18
I cant stop fantasizing about having a guy pick me up and make me use drugs. This man would tie my hands back and tapes my mouth. He shoots me up with drugs and as im falling back into the bed he pushes his cock in and fuck me for weeks. Keeping me like a faded fuckstick giving me all the dick he can load after load shot after shot. Id be his stuck whore to rape again and again. Does this sound hot to anyone?

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Fuckstickdreamin (Owner) – March 20, 2020
If you have a good time, then I’ll have a good time.

Anonymous – March 20, 2020
Jump!

Fuckstickdreamin (Owner) – March 20, 2020
Yes it is.

Anonymous – March 20, 2020
is that really you in the pic?

 

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brain0102, 18
I do not want to be overrun. I want to be given time, not kissed right away. Don’t put your hand on my leg immediately, even if you feel like it. Play the real gentleman. I want several times hanging out before your move is made. I want to have simple sex several times before you start to hurt and torture me. There is no character without edges. Mine is social phobia.

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Widebelts2020 – March 14, 2020
FUCK OFF

brain0102 (Owner) – March 14, 2020
No.

Widebelts2020 – March 14, 2020
you lonely?

brain0102 (Owner) – March 14, 2020
Sorry I don’t have a wide belt.

Widebelts2020 – March 14, 2020
i’m a guy who is into wide leather belts
No Undress party,
i want to see you with wide belt.
NO BELT FUCK OFF

 

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FartSlave, 18
I am a fart slave in Southampton looking for one or many more farters to come over and fart in my face. No sex.

 

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GET-THEM-CUFFS-ON-ME-TIGHT-AND-I-MEAN-TIGHT!!!, 20
I just fukin love rigid speedcuffs. They are the business. Put them on right and u can’t get out of em period – even if u got the key!!! You can twist the centre grip also to inflict pain – so what can be better??

I spend as much time as I can in them, when I’m watching the tv I’m cuffed, when I’m sleeping I’m cuffed – any spare time I’m cuffed up – so don’t expect long chats wiv me on here!!!

Cuff me up then leave me or use me, just get those nasty rigid fuckers on me quickly and tightly, double locked with me hands stacked behind me back and I’m yours for the duration …

You can force me to lick your boots, suck ur cock, drink your piss n cum, fuck me raw, fist me, whatever u want – so long as I’m cuffed up I’m meat.

When you’ve finished wiv me just leave the cuffs on then hogtie me, gag me, give me a good bootin wiv your big steel toe cap boots then leave me to suffer. Got a baton, gloved fists etc to work me over wiv too? BONUS!

Irl be ready 4 ya again in the morning then.

 

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BiZarro, 19
Im a no limit teen slave into castration, penectomy no way out. Get me there and Ill do anything.

Bust, punch, whip, electrocute, shred my dick and balls first if you want. Nothing better than having the cum crushed out.

Keep me as your slave until I die, freedom is NOT good for things like me.

NOT in to roleplay, go act in a movie or something.

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BiZarro (Owner) – March 1, 2020
Owned
Under transformation

BiZarro (Owner) – Feb 18, 2020
I am straight forward in my activities with people, in fact the reason men always like me is just because of my policy of being simple as I believe Greatness Lies In Simplicity, how about you, don’t you think so?

 

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lockeddutchboy, 18
looking for someone to pay me to own and hold my chastity key

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lockeddutchboy (Owner) – March 8, 2020
One last thing, i am very proud of my ass!
i was born with a beautiful perfect ass and i have devoted my time to keeping it beautiful
i hope my key holder is someone who will compensate the work I put in to making it look good for him and that he will make sure my ass is the main part of me that he focus on

lockeddutchboy (Owner) – March 8, 2020
Hi back, i’m not looking for anything serious or any kind of relationship on here, i’m seeking something mutually beneficial
i’m the type of boy that says “my pleasure” after i cum, i’m on here to do business only if you don’t want to talk business i’m sorry we can’t talk
yes i know i’m very attractive but im not attracted to you
if you wanna meet you have to be generous period i’m not messing with no broke man

Jeffrey56 – March 8, 2020
Hi, long shot I know but I am a cuck who loves to see boys being used by men I have picked or strangers cruising etc etc. I also like the use of hoods so the boy doesnt see who is using them. That takes payment to the boy, I understand. All I ask is for 100% no cheating behind my back. So with the lock and key thing you seem like you would be would my ideal bf.

 

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holenation, 23
I’ve been into fisting for as long as I can remember. I’ve always needed something up my hole. Took my first fist when I was a very young teenager. It wasn’t until I was 16, and didn’t feel ashamed of my kink anymore, that I started offering my ass to strangers. I get off when I see someone fisting me. I love hearing what others describe what they’re feeling in me. I love it when a guy can surprise me in some way like plunging really deep. I love feeling an elbow try to slip inside me. I love when my hole is gaped and drooling and being felched. A guy sucking on my rosebud and prolapsed rectal sack and snogging me with the felch really gets me going.

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ArseEaterMouthFeeder – Feb 22, 2020
I didn’t fist him but as my name suggests I’m heavily into rimming and have a very, very long tongue that can go four hours and between that and his hole’s busted drawstring I could lick him in even the hardest to reach places and all I can say is.. hot damn!

 

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weirdGaycoupLe, 19
Huge idiots seek intelligence.

We have not yet done our Coming Out is to be taken into account because we do not wish to do it for the moment.

One us has a few extra pounds, he’s very complexed about it (but strangely he doesn’t do anything to fix that)

The first time we met a guy it went bad, it was at a party, there were only intelligent people, we never knew how to speak correctly, we had a hard time.

Some facts about us without throwing flowers:
The heavier guy is rather manual, he is a good handyman. He has already re-electrified old chandeliers and other lamps. He also repairs mechanical clocks when possible. He also built a piano by himself.

The slimmer guy is good at cooking, ironing, washing, sewing, cleaning, waxing, patching up. In short if you are looking for the Cinderella of modern times, it is him.

Just don’t hurt us and please don’t make us sick.

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Chris – March 23, 2020
Pssst, they’re both big fans of Poetry Slams.

SinisterSexSlut – March 12, 2020
Hello, This is what I want with you two- and Im serious. We will meet for a pleasant day out together in a neutral British or Irish city to begin. I will capture you at some point (however I can) and put you both in chains. Then I will tell you that I’m going to hunt you for sport.

You will be taken into nature naked, and I and some friends, all in traditional hunting attire, will hunt and capture you. I will ball gag you, put you back in chains and put you in cages. You will never see those friends of mine again, ever, so don’t get attached.

Later, I will dress myself and you both in fine formal attire. Perhaps over a formal meal. And I, with a paddle in hand, will paddle you both for an evening and ask if you would like to surrender?

When you do you be given dogtags small and discreet enough to go under suit and tie so no one will ever notice. The dogtags will have an emblem of the British Monarchy of some kind (we can discuss if you wish). The paddle will have something meaningful on it (we can negotiate and discuss).

I will paddle you both until I feel there wont be any rebellion. And then I will tell you that your future careers will be in property and real estate, that you will succeed in whatever way possible or face the riding crop to motivate you. That you will wear conservative suits at all times outside, and that you will wear formal military parade dress indoors so that your loyalty is on display for me from then on.

The day you surrender we will celebrate my triumph over you by wearing morning suits and hats, and it will be called Triumph Day or something as such. We will develop it over time.

The bedroom I will keep locked. It will be lined with paintings of the British Empire. The bed will be large enough for three. You will not have permission to even touch the bed, ever, unless I ring a concierge service bell. After that you may kiss my feet and then come onto the bed. When leaving this room, you must always turn and clack your heels in respect to me, or face the riding crop.

Down the line, years, it will be your duty to ask for my hand in marriage and to pay for all costs from then forth. At which point I will hot brand my initials on you in a spot where it is not at any risk of being seen wearing a suit.

When responding would you kindly write ‘cutlass’ so I know you have read all of this?

 

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preciousjim, 24
I am a major slave and I have experience in every thing , if you want my loyalty I guess you should be able to transport me from wherever I am to anywhere you are , this is no game , i know how hot I am , I know you want to pig out on me , i’m tired of being worshipped , so let us be guided , I’ve been a slave for many years , I am looking forward to a master to make me a worshiper , so figure it out

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Masterkck – March 26, 2020
He is now encased head to toe, locked and bound tight, stored in extreme isolation and will be for a very long time. You’re welcome.

Hansonhh – March 13, 2020
he’s a very arrogant bottom punish him

Anonymous – Feb 25, 2020
What a magnificent corpse he would make!
I would like to get his corpse’s underwear down with my teeth!

hello_dickhead – Jan 31, 2020
Stunning to look at and fuck but his mind is shit.

 

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heygivemesome, 18
CAUCASIANS ONLY!

Round and round goes the spinning wheel. Spinning and weaving a red thread of fate.

I’m an atheist, but I’m deeply into Satanism! I’m wearing a Luciferian Pendant around my neck that I find Dark, Edgy, and Appealing!

I have stage 4 cancer. Looking to have fun as long as I can. Give a nice boy a chance.

Around the 16th I’ll be closing this account; once this account is gone, I’m gone.

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deepfried – March 21, 2020
His Name Was Tim.
He Worked At Goodwill But Was Fired Because Of Hours Cut.
He Was Like No One That You Ever Met.
But I Must Tell You He Could be Aggressive.
And The Rest Is History

heygivemesome (Owner) – Feb 2, 2020
Don’t offer me weird shit or stuff, I’m just here because I’m dying so just fuck me if it tempts you.

I-will-hurt-you – Feb 2, 2020
Let’s start by saying I have a contract you have to sign.
I like torturing teens’ holes, cocks and urethras, nipples, balls and arses, throats and faces.
I love to torture the teen body to the point of pass out, breath play, choking, bagging, gassing, induced overdose.
I like to make you empty your bodily fluids and I drink them to get stronger.
It’s a promise that if the teen is found guilty of any form of disobedience or act it will be punished by death.
No teens with heart conditions accepted.

 

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Pandorasbox, 20
Stoner Aquarius into Golden Girls. ✌🏻 and 🛸. Amazing ass, definitely want to try some stuff with this ass. Not sure about the rest of me.

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jimmyb975 – March 14, 2020
Let’s shave our heads! I love the feeling of being bald and I want the same for you.

 

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Boy->Bot, 23
Extremely happy to let someone enjoy me whilst I lay unconscious from chloro, drugs, sleeping hold, etc.

Need someone who isn’t afraid to use my sleeping body and do whatever they please with it.

I love limp play. It’s important to me. I need to be wanted without knowing it. Talk to me before you knock me out and I’ll tell you all about it.

I also have a belly button fetish so someone who likes to suck on mine that is always welcome.

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StinkPig – March 4, 2020
He look even better coated in layers of cum, piss, spit, vomit and shit.

Boy->Bot (Owner) – March 2, 2020
I agree, my snap is gdorgone33 if you wanna set it up.

Orris – March 2, 2020
You need to be kidnapped raped and permanently enslaved. You were born with those looks and that body to serve others and nothing else and you should live the rest of your life naked unconscious and doing whatever your kidnapper wants.

 

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Bi$exualLittle$toner$exToy, 21
Little bisexual pothead Latvian here looking to setup dates for himself to be face smacked and punched Raped too if you want but must be generous as though heaven is on earth Cash rules everything around me dolla dolla bill yo.

Comments

Anonymous – March 11, 2020
I was going to suggest raping him then picking up a crow bar and shattering his skull like a fucking vase.

Raishiin – March 7, 2020
i was gonna recommend punching him hard enough that slipping bills in his pocket after you rape him is optional

zzz10 – March 3, 2020
I recommend paying for the rape.

 

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Accept, 18
My name is Benjie, 16 years old from the beautiful place San Carlos. Everyone can agree that I am good sex and that I like to do it. My favorites are kissing and anal. I am going to enter slavery because my goal is to study sex further and to become a respected professional in this field.

I can say that I am a hard-working sex boy. Moreover, being a sociable person, I have many sex friends since I like to communicate with people and have sex with new interesting individuals. I enjoy my time in sex: it is really nice to do it, the men are very friendly and ready to have sex with me. The atmosphere cannot but make me want to have sex every time. I like to receive and deal with challenging requests. I am a very enthusiastic sex boy and I think this is a strong point of mine.

My sex friends say that I am a very cute and an interesting fuck with a good sense of humor. As soon as I meet new people who are happy to fuck me, I feel extremely comfortable with them. I believe that sex friendship is one of the most important values in human life. We exchange new experiences, find many interesting things about each other’s bodies.

Meeting new people who support all my efforts to grow and develop my sex skills gives me a lot of energy. Many of those sex friends who surround me now I met on the street. I’m in love with photography, so the thing I love doing so much became even more enjoyable. I decided to take beautiful pictures of people having sex with me and share these photos with them by emails or in social media. I feel happiness inside seeing how horny they are looking at the pictures where they are fucking me and other things.

The goal I’m currently striving for is to make this world a better place to live in by starting the changes with myself. Sure, I’ve had bad experiences in my life too, but this is exactly what made me the way I am now: grateful, full of love, with a desire to give the best sex I can because it will help me become a successful person in future and have a high quality of life. I believe that it is manifesting day by day. With all I already have, I know that I’m on the right path and I will do my best that my body inspires others to live the way they feel like living as well.

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. I’m relatively okay with the home confinement, although it’s getting old, but having to fill/print out a government form stating exactly where I’m going, why, when I left home and will return home every time I put one foot on the sidewalk is something I hope I’ll never get remotely used to. ** Kyler, Hi. I understand the Karen Carpenter thing, and get why the neutrality in her singing is affecting, but I don’t feel it. I’m fine, man. You sound fine too, whoop. Zoom/ video/ Facetime/ Skype are soulsavers for sure. ** Armando, Hi. Me too, and no doubt it will, but fuck knows when. I certainly recognise what you say it’s like where you are. I hope it doesn’t get even worse, although … it will. Sweet: the Gary Shipley quote. He’s one heck of a writer. You’re like a ‘writer’s writer’, which is the ultimate kind of writer if you ask me. Best day you can get to you. ** _Black_Acrylic, I was indeed at that Cal Arts performance, which was before Mike and I became friends but when he was already a living legend, and it was, as you can well imagine, mind-blowing. ** Sypha, Hi, James. That’s cool re: your brother. I assume he’s banging away a lot these days? I’m glad you’ll get some pay, and I seriously hope the BN store survives ‘cos it’s probably going to be quite a while before they could reopen. Surely the perversity of writing pleasant tales under these circumstances is an form of perversity the only fuels you? ** Tosh Berman, Thanks, Tosh! Indeed about the coin toss. Sabrina said things are still a ‘go’ so far, so … A little tough to believe it’ll actually happen, though. Zac and I are scheduled to be on a panel at MiLA about home haunts this fall, assuming. ** Nick Toti, Hi, Nick! Oh, very cool. Wow, that does sounds extremely intriguing. Okay, uh … I’ll just let you lay out the offer here in your own words, I guess. Everyone, Fine, fine filmmaker Nick Toti, a couple of whose previous films have had splashy premieres here on the blog, has a new film just launched for everyone including us. I will let him explain and direct you to it. Take it away, Nick. ‘I wanted to share a new work for you/everyone stuck inside. I just finished it the other day, and since there’s no other venues available to show it, I’m just releasing it online right away. Here’s the backstory: It’s another collaboration I did with the author Jarett Kobek. He wanted to promote his new novel by going on right-wing media and debating the hosts (he was especially focused on meeting Ben Shapiro). The idea was that he might create viral attention if these “debates” devolved into childish arguments and name-calling. He asked me if I wanted to document the process (which ended up being far more complicated/ridiculous than we had anticipated) and of course I said yes. I thought it was going to be a short, but then it ended up being 90 minutes. A friend of mine who’s a literature professor called it something like “a movie for us dying breed who still care about books.” Seems like a good fit for the crowd here. Anyway, here it is.’ Excited to watch it, man. Thanks so much! ** Bill, Hi. I loved the gig. It got me through the day. And, yeah, the raucousness was a boon. You guys make a very nice trio. Thanks a lot for that! ** Thomas Moronic, Hey, T! Thanks, pal. Oh, shit, right. I mean that the printing is held up due the quarantine. I didn’t even think about that. Okay, damn, well, just say the word as soon it gets printed and is winging its way back to Philip, and let’s do a launch here to beat the band, etc. What a world. ** Misanthrope, Eek, okay, yeah, hopes are high. It’s virtually complete but for some fiddling. (Early) huge congratulations, sir! One would think it might be a little while before places you would submit it to are up and ready to consider submissions, or maybe it’s the opposite actually, and they time galore on their hands. Hm. I remember reading about that Suede tour when he had a broken leg. I saw The Dickies play way back when, and, at one point, the singer Leonard climbed up on a balcony and jumped onto the stage and just crumpled, sang the last couple of songs on his back, and had to be carried off, and he’d broken both of his legs in several places and had to do the rest of the Dickies tour in a wheelchair. ** Steve Erickson, I listened to a squidge of Baxter Dury, and, boy, he really does basically have Ian’s voice. Cool that the beat making continues, and very cool that you’re gaming for the Warp contest. Strangely, and maybe it’s a ‘French’ thing, but nobody I know here is depressed in quarantine at all. A little grumpy, but that’s about it. So far. ** Bernard, Hi, B! Good to see you in these dark days. Yeah, I’m mostly okay with the home lockdown, but I really miss seeing my friends. I was surprised and of course very pleased to see you’re doing that Zoom workshop. And it’s through Rhizome? Did I get that right. I love Rhizome. Do give the locals here an alert if you do that other group, yes, please. If I even think about the USA under virus attack with Trump smearing himself all over it I almost literally go into shock. I’m managing surprisingly well thus far, as you clearly are too. Yeah, please pop in here when you get the mood to. It’s a very nice thing. ** Barkley, Hi. Oh my God, ha ha, that is so cool! The PGL poster you made in your Animal Crossing game. That’s amazing! Thank you very much, kind one! You rule! ** Okay. The slaves are here to remind you that rent is due tomorrow for some portion of you. I’ll also note that this is the last slaves (or escorts) post that was largely put together before the international lockdown started driving everyone in those realms completely crazy, as you will start seeing for yourself in a couple of weeks. See you tomorrow.

 

“All I want to see is pieces of fried bacon taped on walls, because most films just don’t do that.”

‘Harmony Korine has said a lot of things like that in a career of over twenty years. (He said that in 1999 to fast friend Werner Herzog at the Telluride Film Festival.) Plus, one of his most indelible inventions was in “Gummo,” his directorial debut, in which a kid savors a plate of spaghetti in the bathtub. I met Korine around the time that movie was released, and had the briefest of food moments, standing in a hotel hallway as he chased a journalist from the room rented for the day by “Fine Line Features: A Time Warner Company” by hailing a plate with a cold hamburger, and then the single-serving Heinz ketchup at the back of the door. As the older journalist scurried away, the twenty-three or -four or -five-year-old filmmaker greeted me with a grin: “I’m Harmony, I hear you’re from the South, too.”

‘“Gummo” is so Southern, I said. “Oh, it’s completely Southern, it’s totally, one-hundred percent Southern. I’m a Southern boy so how would it not be? I’d say ‘Gummo’ is an American film; it’s Southern, but it’s strange. But it’s a genre-fuck. I love the South, love it. I didn’t leave until I was eighteen. I had to move out to understand it. I couldn’t have made that film if I hadn’t left Tennessee for those four or five years.” (And with “Spring Breakers” and “The Beach Bum,” Miami is about as far South as you can go.)

‘He is not a “kid” anymore, hardly enfant, sometimes terrible. Now he is just-turned forty-six. A man who in middle age got his best reviews in 2017, for his offhanded yet precise performance as a middle-aged pepper-and-salt-bearded john in “The Girlfriend Experience.” (“I really want to touch you” comes off as needy but also keenly manipulative in Korine’s mouth.)

‘What is “Harmony Korine”?

‘A fierce and devoted lover of the Marx Brothers, not limited to on-camera Zeppo and off-camera Gummo.

‘A devotee of vaudeville: patter, patterns, sweet nonsense in tightly rolled patterns.

‘A connoisseur and bravura practitioner of deceptive advertising.

‘A confectioner of faux-biography, sugared anew at each and every publicity opportunity.

‘A collector of bad notices: in New York magazine, David Denby called “Gummo” “Beyond redemption… An instructive artifact of the late twentieth century, an example of extreme disgust with the media that expresses itself in the media.”

‘A collector of mentors: “Kids”’ Larry Clark; “Gummo” and “Julien Donkey-Boy” producers Scott Macaulay and Robin O’Hara; Werner Herzog; designer and Parisian patron of the arts, agnès b.

‘A film inhaler (always studious, never a student). For instance, among all the things that could be culled from the neon delirium of “Spring Breakers,” Korine was working his way through his feelings for John Cassavetes’ crime film “Killing of a Chinese Bookie,” Britney Spears’ “Everytime” and the dramas of little-known English filmmaker Alan Clarke, with movies like “Christine” and “Elephant.”

‘A fine eye for photography: Diane Arbus, Nan Goldin; his cinematographers Jean-Yves Escoffier and Benoît Debie.

‘A crack-up, a cut-up, a pastiche artist. A hodge-podger. A maker of media “combines,” to use the word the way Robert Rauschenberg did to describe some of his key visual experiments. A sprawl of lists of influence could be compiled, lists of lists, even. Books could be written, not all illustrated by Harmony.

‘An eye-opener to successive waves of young artists into the twenty-first century, art-school artists or not; hate or love, “Gummo” is a succession of WTF moments that say: you, too, can frag your fragmented, media-infused consciousness. (Even at the time of its release, Korine was fully invested in the elemental cliché of Andy Warhol’s lasting musical mash-up: “Velvet Underground put out their first album, and almost nobody bought it, but everyone who did started a band that sounded just like them.”)

‘A sum of other artists, but not their artistry: the form of his films remains a collation of parts, not a pre-fashioned fabric. Even the seductive surfaces of “Spring Breakers” gain power from fugue-like repetition, as if we were watching a video loop from a gallery installation, repeated, repeated.

‘A gallery artist.

‘A maker of lists.

‘A maker of lists, sparsely decorated, which have sold in galleries for substantial sums.

‘A filmmaker who understood what he was up to from the get-go. From our 1997 conversation: “The most subversive thing you can do with this kind of work, the most radical kind of work, is to place it in the most commercial venue. When Godard did ‘Breathless,’ the reason it became influential and changed the cinematic vernacular is that it came out in a commercial context. I only think things change when they’re put out to the masses, regardless if somebody dislikes them.”’ — Ray Pride

 

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Further

Harmony Korine @ IMDb
‘I want to do extreme damage’: Harmony Korine’s third coming
Harmony Korne @ Gagosian
Harmony Korine @ ICONOCLAST IMAGE
Harmony Korine Is Back—and as Weird as Ever
Harmony Korine: “Avec mon cinéma, je cherche à créer une impression physique chez le spectateur”
HARMONY KORINE PLAYS DRACULA
Charlie Fox on Harmony Korine’s ‘Gummo’
Why Harmony Korine Likes Painting More Than Making Movies
Interview: Harmony Korine
Everything You Need to Know About Harmony Korine’s Filmmaking Style
I STILL LIKE TO MOW IT ALL DOWN: Harmony Korine
Harmony Korine in Conversation with Amy Taubin
Harmony Korine: “un film, c’est comme une drogue”
Director Harmony Korine on the Extremely Weird Music That Made Him
Harmony Korine On A Lifetime of Singular Art
A GUIDE TO HARMONY KORINE, THE WEIRDEST FILMMAKER OF HIS GENERATION
Imperfect Harmony
Harm Reduction
Harmony Korine: ‘I’m the Most American Director in the World’
Harmony Korine by Richard Bishop

 

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Extras

HARMONY KORINE: Raiders at Gagosian Beverly Hills

Harmony Korine | Cinéastes au Centre

Harmony Korine: On Filmmaking

Larry Clark and Harmony Korine on the Making of KIDS

The complete saga of Harmony Korine on Letterman

 

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Interview
by Stephen T. Hanley

VICE: Let’s start with your directorial debut, Gummo. I’d imagine, after writing Kids, the studios were anticipating something vaguely similar, not a nonlinear art film.

Harmony Korine: Yeah, I don’t think there was any understanding before, or even after, on the part of the studios or people who financed the movie. I remember giving the script to Miramax, because the studio had produced Kids, and I don’t think any of them even made it past page eight. I knew the only reason I’d ever get a chance to make Gummo was because of the success of Kids, so when New Line Cinema financed it, it was more like, “Here, take this money, and hopefully you’ll have, like, the residue of the success of the last film.” But I was really focused on trying to create something specific that had to do with something that was a vision inside me.

I read that the TV show Cops was a big inspiration.

Yeah. I had a segment from the show that was about glue sniffers, which I re-edited so it was just a kid sitting on a stump with gold paint in his mouth. It was a repetition of him just saying the same thing over and over again and hearing the cops talk to him—a beautiful image of gold flecks of paint and dust flying out of his mouth. I thought I could contextualize that and put it into [Gummo], but we found his family, and he’d died, and the family didn’t want to give us the rights.

Cops was weirdly groundbreaking for its time—pre-internet, you didn’t see a lot of that kind of stuff in the media.

Yeah. Also, it was the first representation of what I’d seen growing up in the South in any type of media. There was no proper representation of, like, Southern culture or trash culture. The most exciting thing on the show was that they would kick a door down, and you would see heavy metal posters on the wall or some kid with a Bone Thugs-n-Harmony T-shirt listening to country music. It was the first time you’d see that kind of weirdness at the cross sections of pop culture. It was a really influential show because it was the first time people were seeing this.

You wrote Kids at 19 and were directing at 24. Was is it daunting making movies at such a young age?

It was fun. It was a surprise, maybe, to my parents or to the people who grew up around me because I was mostly a delinquent, but for me, it wasn’t a surprise because I knew I needed to make things at that point. It was exciting because I was finally getting to do what I wanted, but at the same time, it was crazy—I started getting into narcotics, and there was a wildness to it all.

In the late 1990s, you set about making the movie Fight Harm, where you’d provoke strangers to the point that they would beat you up. What made you want to make it and why was it never completed?

I just wanted to make what I thought would be the greatest comedy of all time. I thought there was always some essence of violence in the purest form of comedy, like WC Fields slipping on a banana peel, and I thought the repetition of getting into fights would be funny. I saw Fight Harm becoming one of the most popular things I could ever create, but really quickly—after eight or nine fights—it started to take its toll, and I ended it.

You stopped making art and movies from 1999 to 2007, after Julien Donkey-Boy. Where were you in those missing years?

I mostly disappeared. I didn’t really want to have anything to do with anything, really. I just wanted to live a separate life. I was obviously super enthusiastic about narcotics, and so I was probably coming out of that. I lived in London for a while… France and South America. I guess, in some ways, those are lost years.

Were you burnt out?

I don’t even know if I was burnt out. I always want to entertain myself, so when things become too serious I check out and go do something else. I don’t really care what it is—as long as I’m making something, I’m OK.

How were you entertaining yourself during that time?

Mowing lawns or shooting guns.

Were you making movies?

No, not really. At that point in my life, I was more drawn to a more criminal mentality.

Were friends concerned about you or urging you to get back into making things?

I don’t think so. Toward the end of that period, I was so lost and debased. I pretty much disconnected from everyone I knew.

You returned with Mr Lonely in 2007, which is such a sad movie. Did those years play into that sadness?

Yeah, probably. I was coming out of something, and there was a sadness to it.

That Iris Dement song you used in the final sequence is heartbreaking.

[Laughs] I remember watching the first cut of that movie; I thought, Holy fuck. I couldn’t believe I had spent so many years making something so sad.

You’ve said that you hardly watch any movies these days.

I maybe see ten movies a year. Before, I’d see ten movies a week. It’s weird because I still believe in them, but my perception of movies or the power of images has changed. I don’t even know why movies are two hours long anymore. Films are about emotions and poetry and transcendence—something enigmatic. Why does it have to be feature length? It could almost be a flash. My experiences with new movies don’t go as deep as they used to, but if I re-watch movies that meant a lot to me as a kid I still get really excited about them. I thought Mad Max was amazing. On the surface, it was so simple—it was almost like a video game. I thought it was best movie of last year.

We’re in an age where so much content is streamed. Do you still care about having your movies open in the cinema?

Always! For me, when making movies I’m always thinking about the cinema experience. That’s why I haven’t made television yet: Television is a writer’s medium. Not to say there aren’t good things in it, but television—no matter how good it is—is underwhelming. The size of it, and sitting in your living room. It’s pedestrian, whereas cinema is magic, it’s huge, it envelops you, and there’s something completely sensory when it works. Whereas television now is more relaxed; you can pause it and eat a hamburger.

With 2009’s Trash Humpers, you shot on VHS using a bunch of video cameras you found in thrift stores.

Near my house in Nashville [as a child], there was an old person’s home; they lived in this basement and would only play that band Herman’s Hermits. I’d walk by at night and see some of the people were super horny; they’d be rubbing up against each other all the time. It was a highly sexualized thing, and as a kid, it would really freak me out. It’s one of those things that stuck in my head, so Trash Humpers was a continuation of that idea—of trying to make something that was visually really corroded and horrible, but at the same time had a real American vernacular to the imagery. I was trying to tap into the way things looked and felt growing up.

You edited everything on VHS tape decks, too, right?

It was in the middle of summer, and my editor was 90 percent blind. He was always shirtless, and he would just sit there and take pencils and start wedging them into the VCRs, getting these kind of beautiful glitches. We were trying to imagine, How do you make a movie that you can imagine was found in the guts of a horse or buried in the dirt? Now you can buy VHS apps for your phone and mimic what took us a really long time to do.

You often see indie directors like Gus Van Sant go from making small, left-field indie movies to big studio pictures, but Trash Humpers to Spring Breakers in 2013 was such a radical jump. Was that difficult to get off the ground?

The easiest part was the actors—that part was very easy. But every movie I’ve ever made has been hard to make. I’ve never had an easy experience.

Because of studios getting involved?

There are always those people—no matter what you’re making. It’s never commercial enough. No one is ever happy enough. There are always people who want to push you in that one direction. I know in my heart if it’s right, so I don’t doubt myself. People can have their opinions, and I will listen, but in the end, I will know I’m on the righteous path, so it doesn’t bother me. Everything is perfect, no matter what happens, even if I’m creating disasters—it’s all meant to be the way it is.

Your upcoming movie, The Trap, is about a boat-robbing crew in Miami, and you’ve spoken before about this idea for it to be ultra-violent and akin to a drug experience.

I’m always trying to get to a point where the movie-making is more inexplicable—an energy, rather than anything steeped in narrative. I was always trying to do something that was closer to a drug experience, or a hallucinatory experience, or something more like a feeling. There’s a language that I’ve been trying to develop for a while, so that was what The Trap was going to be a continuation of. But I don’t know if I’m going to make that movie. I was supposed to shoot in May, but I lose interest. It’s not that I’m not making it. I’m just almost done with another script. I’m going to make one of the two this year, I’m just not sure which one.

Let’s talk about your art. How long have you been painting?

I’ve always painted. I’ve made artwork for as long as I’ve been making movies, but over the last few years, it’s taken over.

Tell me about the Fazors series.

This series was just me trying to make artwork without a specific fixed point. There was a pattern that I started with, and I was taken by this—I call it “phasing.” They’re kind of sensory or energy-based paintings. I wanted to work with colors that were, like, cut from the sky or something. Again, they relate to the other stuff—the looping, phasing, trancing—and there’s a physical component. Like, if you look at them for a while, they wash over you.

And you chose to work on this huge canvas size?

I often do small stuff, but for shows, the size is almost like a movie screen—it feels like there’s something powerful about the size.

Do you go into the studio with an empty head and just start?

Sometimes. For this series, I worked on them for a long time—it took a year or so to make these. I’d just go into the studio every day and start riffing. The figurative stuff is more intuitive; there are specific characters I’ve been drawing since I was kid that keep coming up in these ones.

Finally, I have to ask about David Letterman saying you were banned from his show in 1999 for rifling through Meryl Streep’s purse in the green room while you were high?

The way Letterman tells that story, I don’t really believe it’s true. Truth is, I probably did eat a couple of pounds of shrooms right before, so my hallucinations were probably pretty on point, but at the same time, if you see a revolver in a purse, what are you gonna do? Do you know what I mean? You’re gonna pick it up and play Russian roulette.

 

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24 of Harmony Korine’s 28 films

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Gummo (1997)
‘Gummo is a painstakingly (creatively!) repellant heroin chic cine-scrap book which demands its brave viewers question if what they are watching contains any artistic or intellectual nourishment whatsoever. Or whether it’s all just a bunch of grotesque E numbers set to black metal ditties. This strategy in itself is what great art should do – dismantle its true identity, or at least coquettishly obscure it from outsiders. Like poking dog shit into the vol-au-vents just as they’re being carried into the society ball, the film retains the feel of a grand prank, like its raison d’être is not merely to steam-up the monocles of the conservative critical cognoscenti, but to force them to claw their own eyes out in abject opprobrium. And then it laughs when they do so.’ — David Jenkins

Trailer

Excerpt

Harmony Korine talks about Gummo

 

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The Diary of Anne Frank Part II (1998)
‘A three-screen collage that serves as a companion piece to Harmony Korine’s “Gummo”. The same actors are featured, and similar themes are touched upon.’ — letterboxd

Excerpt

 

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Sonic Youth: Sunday (1998)
‘In a creative meeting destined to blow at least a few minds, Sonic Youth tapped 23-year-old Harmony Korine, the young man behind “Kids” and “Gummo,” to direct the band’s next video, which will also feature Macaulay Culkin. The pioneering New York outfit teamed with Korine (the screenwriter of the disturbing “Kids,” and the director of the even more disturbing “Gummo”), last weekend to shoot the clip for “Sunday,” the first single from the band’s upcoming album “A Thousand Leaves.”‘ — MTV

the entirety

ALWAYS SEEMS TO MOVE SO SLOW – making of harmony korine’s “SUNDAY”

 

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Julien Donkey-Boy (1999)
‘Gummo and Kids were so controversial in their unvarnished view of marginalized life that they spurned a level of commentary that was rare in the pre-Internet discourse, prompting wide condemnation and occasional stalwart defenses in various columns. Julien Donkey-Boy did little to alter this trajectory. Opening at the Venice Film Festival, it played a single theater in Los Angeles before slipping quietly to home video, what little press it received largely baffled and hostile. Yet the film stands today as one of Korine’s most powerful works, the end of his first period of filmmaking and possibly his most tender work in spite of its extreme depiction of hopelessness in America.’ — Jake Cole

Trailer

Excerpt

“The Confession of Julien Donkey-Boy”

 

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David Blaine: Above the Below (2003)
‘A TV-documentary directed by Harmony Korine. It in part concerns David Blaine’s 2003 stunt in which he was sealed in a transparent case suspended 30 feet in the air near the River Thames, London, without food, for a period of 44-days. Beyond that there are scenes of strange spectators and Blaine wandering the streets of London making pranks and so forth…’ — letterboxd

Trailer

 

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Bonnie Prince Billy: No More Workhorse Blues (2004)
‘Another slice from the Greatest Palace pie, complete with a video from the disturbed mental chasm of Harmony Korine.’ — Drag City

the entirety

 

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Cat Power: Living Proof (2006)
‘High school-set, MTV2-premiered clip for a track from Cat Power’s The Greatest. Chan Marshall appears in an “Oops I Did It Again”-style bodysuit with a wooden cross strapped to her back.’ — Fader

the entirety

 

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Mister Lonely (2007)
‘Mister Lonely, Korine’s 2007 tale of misfits as celebrity impersonators trying to assemble a show to confirm their own sense of destiny while living in a castle in the Scottish Highlands (led by Denis Lavant as “Charlie Chaplin” and the man who joins them, Diego Luna as “Michael Jackson”) is a work that requires the most patience of his oeuvre. Even compared to his bizarre video experiment Trash Humpers, which is about exactly what you think it’s about and is as damning a digitally splattered portrait of class marginality and white privilege and racism as any of his works, Mister Lonely doesn’t have the aggressive sensibility, the aesthetic or narrative middle finger, the bile that is frequently associated with Korine’s filmography. It is a balm, a strange rumination on the nature of identity, celebrity, liminality and the queerness of performance.’ — Kyle Turner

Trailer

Excerpt

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Thorntons: Stuck (2007)
‘In 2007, American auteur Harmony Korine directed a television advertisement for the British chocolate company Thorntons. The commercial, entitled Stuck, sees Korine utilizing quick forward-reverse editing to create a series of repeated mini-movements.’ — Spencer Everhart

Excerpt

 

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Trash Humpers (2009)
‘Harmony Korine’s new film, Trash Humpers, afflicts everyone, the afflicted and the comfortable. It is a continuous, 78-minute afflict-a-thon. It sendeth acid rain on the just and the unjust. It is a downpour on those who admire good taste, and those who admire bad taste. George Clooney fans will have a fit of the vapours; old school John Waters fans will be yearning for a reprise of the Good Morning Baltimore number from Hairspray. It is an exercise in experimental provocation and in pure insolence, while sometimes being horribly funny and fascinating, reviving the spirit of Tod Browning’s Freaks and the ice-cold vision of Diane Arbus.’ — Peter Bradshaw

Trailer

Trash Humpers interview with Director Harmony Korine

 

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Mak and Plak (2010)
‘Mak And Plak is set in an anonymous basement where two Siamese brothers berate each other over and over while a man with a prosthetic face attempts to have sex with a refrigerator. Chaos ensues.’ — letterboxd

the entirety

 

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42 One Dream Rush (2009)
’42 Below, the vodka brand from New Zealand owned by Bacardi, is the creative sponsor of One Dream Rush, a very short film festival based in Beijing, China. 42 films from around the world were chosen from a competition in which film makers were given 42 seconds on the dream theme. The 42 chosen directors include Kenneth Anger, Matt Pyke, Chris Milk, Arden Wohl, Asia Argento, Zhang Yuan, Michele Civetta, Florian Habicht, Taika Waititi, Yung Chang, Abel Ferrera, Sergei Bodrov, David Lynch, Larry Clark, Chan Marshall, Charles Burnett, Joe Coleman, Terence Koh, Carlos Reygadas, Zachary Croitoroo, Rinko Kikuchi, Mike Figgis, Tadanobu Asano, Griffin Marcus, Brian Butler, Rajan Mehta, Floria Sigismondi, Sean Lennon, Leos Carax, James Franco, Niki Caro, Lou Ye, Harmony Korine, Lola Schnabel, Mote Sinabel, Chris Graham, Jonathan Caouette, Gaspar Noe, Jonas Mekas.’

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Act Da Fool (2010)
‘A series of hazy 8mm vignettes, accompanied by a soft, lilting voice over, in which girls skulk around schoolyards, spray graffiti, drink, smoke, pose and embrace, evoking the loneliness, confusion and overwhelming wonder of growing up.’ — IMDb

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Blood of Havana (2010)
‘Shot on a Digital Harinezumi, the film features a disturbing and monstrous character walking the streets of Havana to meet people. The reading of a poetic, funny and false prophecy about communism and a new revolution coincides with a minimal and repetitive soundtrack.’ — letterboxd

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Die Antwoord: Umshini Wam (2011)
‘Harmony Korine plus South African futuristic rap-rave white trashers Die Antwoord and “Silent Light” cinematographer Alexis Zabe equals “Umshini Wam,” Korine’s latest in short film absurdism. Only 16 minutes long, and translated as “Bring Me My Machine Gun,” the short feels like somewhat of a companion piece to Korine’s 2010 gloriously beautiful/ugly “Trash Humpers” in mischievous, fucked-up spirit, only instead of shot on butt ugly VHS, the picture is beautifully lensed on an anamorphic 35mm and looks gorgeous.’ — Indiewire

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Curb Dance (2011)
‘Dedicated to legendary filmmaker Jonas Mekas, Korine’s video feels like opening a trunk in a strange attic to discover an unfinished short story and a dusty music box.’ — Hyperallergic

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Snowballs (2011)
‘Following last year’s Act Da Fool, here’s the latest Harmony Korine short film, Snowballs, for the designer Proenza Schouler.’ — Filmmaker Magazine

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The Fourth Dimension (2012)
‘An immersive trilogy by Harmony Korine, Alexsei Fedorchenko and Jan Kwiecinski. The three filmmakers have created three unique stories that offer up their vision of this higher plane of existence, the Fourth Dimension. Each filmmaker takes his character on a journey that changes the way they see the world and themselves. And each filmmaker will offer a different perspective on what the Fourth Dimension is.’ — Vice

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The Black Keys: Gold On The Ceiling (2012)
‘The Black Keys’ “Gold On The Ceiling” is probably the most unstoppable rock anthem on their new album El Camino, and it already had a completely straightforward music video. So I’m not really sure how the duo decided to recruit the legendarily fucked-up filmmaker Harmony Korine to make his own utterly absurd and borderline-unwatchable clip for the song, but it happened. In Korine’s version of “Gold On The Ceiling,” the song is muffled, and it keeps cutting out to silence. The Black Keys, meanwhile, appear in furry baby costumes while being carried by giant guys in waxy Black Keys masks? Or something? And at the end, a couple of guys appear to be eating gold? I have no idea what the fuck is going on.’ — Stereogum

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Spring Breakers (2012)
‘Spring Breakers is loaded with religious symbolism. Goody two-shoes Faith (Selena Gomez) and her friends Candy (Vanessa Hudgens), Brit (Ashley Benson), and Cotty (Rachel Korine) are the film’s “spring breakers” – four bored college girls from a small town trying to party their hearts out on the Florida beach. They are arrested while partying and Alien, a rapper/DJ/drug dealer they met, bails them out. He’s their sadistic savior, Christlike in everyone’s eyes save Faith’s. It’s no coincidence that she’s the first to return home, leaving the other girls behind. They’re Alien’s followers now, so traditional faith/Faith isn’t necessary. Franco and Korine collaborated closely on Alien’s behavior and dialogue, coming up with much of the latter during rehearsals. Instead of just being otherworldly, Franco and Korine made him God-like. He follows in the tradition of cult leaders and cool-guy Jesus stereotypes peppered throughout pop culture. He’s Manson-esque, with a mysterious way of talking and a penchant for revealing his bare chest.’ — Birth. Death. Movies.

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Dior Addict (2014)
‘Harmony Korine, who caused what our grandmothers would call quite the stir with last year’s James-Franco-in-cornrows-starring “Spring Breakers,” shot a commercial for Dior’s Addict fragrance, and, guys, it’s pretty strange. What begins as your typical lounge time (in couture, of course) set to the strains of Die Antwoord soon becomes an actual trip through the looking glass. After some time rubbing the walls and looking at flowers and stuff, our blonde hero, model Sasha Luss, emerges, topless (?!), on the other side of the mirror again.’ — MTV

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Rihanna: Needed Me (2016)
‘The just-released clip for her song “Needed Me” represents the third time that Rihanna has murdered a guy in a music video. In 2011, she tearily took a gun to a rapist for “Man Down,” triggering the Parents Television Council’s condemnation. Last year, she baited various ideologies of Internet commentators with her “Bitch Better Have My Money” video’s tale of kidnapping a woman and dismembering her husband, a shady accountant. Now, for “Needed Me,” she strides into a strip club and shoots a tattooed guy for unspecified reasons. Her apparent disinterest in the consequences to her actions within the world of the video is equal to her apparent disinterest to the consequences outside of it.’ — The Atlantic

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The Beach Bum (2019)
‘”Spring Breakers” was the gateway drug; “The Beach Bum” is the first full-fledged Harmony Korine movie for the masses. As Moondog, McConaughey is a gleeful, vulgar hedonist who roams Miami and Key West with a typewriter, delivering romantic poems at grimy bars while coasting on the support of his wealthy wife (Isla Fischer), who delights in his carefree existence. It doesn’t take much to connect the dots with Korine’s own messy trajectory, which found him recovering from a drug-fueled meltdown in the late ’90s by careening from New York to Europe and then back to hometown of Nashville. Eventually, he rebooted his lifestyle in Miami, where he has settled down with his wife, two children, and a community of creatives hip to Florida’s relaxed vibe. He said the exuberant backdrop opened up new artistic possibilities.’ — Indiewire

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Duck Duck (2019)
‘Harmony Korine premieres his latest short film, “Duck Duck” — shot through Spectacles 3, Snapchat’s wearable 3D camera. Korine experiments with Spectacles 3 as a cinematic tool, overlaying augmented reality onto three-dimensional scenes to weave a surreal, immersive narrative. Korine transforms Miami into an unbridled dreamscape of sound and color in “Duck Duck” — exploring the emerging disciplines of wearable cinema, augmented reality, and spontaneous storytelling. The film’s hybrid reality is brought to life through custom 3D Effects developed for the film, which will be available for all Spectacles 3 creators after its premiere.’ — Spectacles

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p.s. Hey. ** Paul Curran, Hi, Paul! Thanks. Yeah, it’s quite a good novel, and short too. I read about you guys locking down. Good that it’s a soft one, well, assuming that works. Ours just got extended until late April, urrrgggh. So great if the upside is that you can get your novel seriously along. Yeah, all of my friends who are locked in with their kids are semi-losing their minds and/or trying to keep their kids from semi-losing theirs. Hang in there, and big love! ** David Ehrenstein, Happy you think so too. ** Dominik, Hey, hey, D! That’s not a bad day you had there at all! I’m still trying to get my concentration up to speed enough to ward off the current stressful world and write. Not there yet. Me too about the film thing. There’s a wrench in the works because it turns out that one of our producers has coronavirus and is in the hospital, Jesus. My journey to the health food store was kind of interesting. People seem to be chilling out a bit and getting used to the situation, so the few people whose paths I crossed looked and acted much less terrorised. Still so strange, the emptiness and huge silence. I walked by the Opera Palais Garnier on my voyage, and the area around it is normally always packed with selfie taking tourists 24/7, so that whole area being a dead zone felt like dreaming. It was a fairly long walk, and I think I only saw maybe 9 people the entire time, and 5 or 6 of those were sleeping homeless people. Otherwise mostly just email and listening to music and blog post making, although I did do a long Skype meet up with my friend Lee in California who I’ve known since before high school and who is by far my longest lasting friend. That was great. He’s the only one of my early friends who, like me, ended up actually living out our ambitious artistic dreams. He’s an experimental music composer and musician. He’s also the only person in my life who knew and was friends with George Miles, and there’s something comforting in that. Anyway, the day was pretty okay. How’s your weekend looking, or, rather, how was it? All the love right back to you! ** Jeff J, Hi. I personally prefer his first novel to ‘Counternarratives’. It’s tighter and more concentrated or something. Thank you again about the night post. I’ll see what else I can come up with like that. No, I don’t think I know those Gould works. Huh, I’ll try to find them. Obviously don’t let weak and distracted dissuade you. That’s a natural starting place under the circumstances. I hope you find yourself digging in. So nice that your agent called to as about your new novel and liked your ambitions. That’s an awesome agent thing to do and not all that common, I don’t think? I do believe I’ve seen ‘The Cranes Are Flying’, but I’m completely blanking on what I thought. Interesting. I was making a post yesterday about the heyday of Power Pop, so I got lost in that genre, happily. My old friend Lee, who I talked to last night, turned me on to this quite excellent newish band Horse Lords, who I hadn’t heard before. Their album is pretty sharp. ** Bill, It’s the better of the two novels, I think. I much preferred it. And it’s very short, which doesn’t hurt. Yes, I heard BJ has Covid, and … I don’t feel much sympathy welling up in me, I must say. Oh, that’s really good about the theaters doing a streaming thing. SF Cinematheque just announced they’re doing the same kind of thing, and I’m excited for that. ** Steve Erickson, I can play games on my computer and will if it comes to that, but I really want to get away from my computer if at all possible. Very nice that your music making is progressing. Quarantine as recording studio = good job. I’d rather cut my head off and fuck myself in the neck than join Twitter. ** Armando, Hi, man! Uh, France is being very strict with the quarantining, and we are all being well behaved so far. What’s the situation where you are? Mr. Gluth’s praise for your novel is both well deserved and very high praise indeed! Today? Uh … maybe go to the supermarket as an excuse to get outside. Skyping with an editor of Artforum to talk about me maybe writing something for them. Phone some friends. That’s about it. Your day or, rather, weekend? Sanitised hugs. ** Okay. As with the Shelley Duvall Day a bit ago, I surprised myself to find that I had never done a Harmony Korine Day despite him being easily one of my top favourite filmmakers du jour. So spend whatever portion of your weekend that you delegate to this location being with Harmony’s stuff please. And I’ll see you on Monday.