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carrunoverme, 21
What I’m looking for! What I love: CAR RUNOVER!

Meet only in the woods or fields. You should have a car with which you can brutally torture me.

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SuperTall – Sept 27, 2025
He’s a straight Christian lad who used to bully gays and bi people and is being Blackmailed.

Enjoymydick – Sept 20, 2025
Fuck this brainless twink nerd bitch so needs to get his body caved in and dismembered and his gory pieces found in a dumpster.

 

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ClowningAround, 18
I love the idea of being a bumblin’ clown that can’t think for itself. Personality change, mental reconfiguration, identity death are my personal biggest fantasy. Clowns laugh at everything and are a joke to everyone including themselves. I’d love to be a clown gooner who can’t even think about anything else except stroking its dick and shooting. The scenario of someone laughing at me as I stroke myself stupid makes my head spin. Being so dumb that I am constantly panting and laughing to the point of snorting is something I NEED to achieve, and this is a formal invite to anyone who can break my mind, honk my nose as I melt further and deeper into the spiral.

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Biggie_dicky – Sept 14, 2025
18 but old brain in young face.

FFballs – Sept 11, 2025
Once he’s done up as a clown he enjoys the full range of sexual expressions, from kissing and slow fucking with intimacy and connection to bruises and blows to the head.

ClowningAround (Owner) – Sept 8, 2025
I’m 1000% serious about becoming a total loser clown bitch!

 

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AllHoleNoSoul, 19
I’ve been resisting my submissive urges for a long time but they got the best of me… so after resisting a while i downloaded this app…

im an attractive young boy who’s been rlly ashamed of my submissive side and kinks so been wanting to bury them but haven’t been able to.

im extremely weak and fiendish for my own ass, its not even funny… so would love to plan a session where you cater to my asshole, take your time, and really enjoy every inch.

my biggest downfall and weakness that im ashamed of out of my mind is wanting to shit in someone’s mouth… its so disgusting but for some reason the thought of someone taking my shit straight to the mouth just does something to me…

anyhow, if ur a sane and normal person who would be into any of this with me u could hmu.

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Willing – Sept 20, 2025
Lot of good relationships start with shit eating, a man shit in my younger brother’s mouth in high school a few years ago and he fell in love with the guy, quit school and last I heard they’d adopted kids and were doing fine.🤷‍♂️

AllHoleNoSoul – Sept 20, 2025
Unless I pay for it, which gets expensive fast.

Lonelybear – Sept 20, 2025
If I were to put a label on him it might be bi-curious but for the most part he’s a straight boy struggling to find women to eat his shit.

 

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YoungPig2disappear247, 19
I’m scared. Always scared. Use it against me.

I don’t know how far I go. I do know there’s a lot of self-destructive shit I’ve done to please Men. I need more. A lot fucking more.

Beat me. Hurt me. Exploit me. Break me.

I know my place. Put me in it. With no escape.

Please.

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peachpies – Sept 9, 2025
He’s 23, not 19 … punish him for that 🏏

Danielson – Sept 1, 2025
I think the hottest thing ever is when you self destruct and side with your sadist over yourself and aid your destruction.

YoungPig2disappear247 (Owner) – Sept 1, 2025
I’m now owned by a heavy set White sadistic Dom. However, he does not get as extreme with me as he promised even though I urge and beg him to do more. I’m hoping to find some other Doms here that might be willing to go all out on me in a session with no limits and no safe word. This would be while my owner watches and hopefully learns.

 

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than, 22
I want to be a totally toxic whore with hiv aids hep c syphillis herpies, genital warts the lot. I am incredibly self destructive and never intend to take meds. I want my ass so fucked up it becomes the biggest rosebud ever to exist, fuck me up, gangrape me gangfist me. I want a rosebud so big it is out of my body permanently and at least 2ft long. I want to be tatooed pierced and my body abused and mutilated 24/7 and fed shit and piss all the time.

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Thelaundryman – Sept 17, 2025
You still un-aliving over there?

DirtyHarry – Sept 9, 2025
damn God gonna take u on a permanent vacay fr

than (Owner) – Sept 7, 2025
Some of you may already know me from when I was the slave of MasterCrush in Berlin.

 

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whateveryouwantdad, 22
I want to serve as many cocks as possible from now until 7:30 tomorrow morning.
That’s why… I am dosing myself with G, tina, ecstasy, ketamine, and heroin and throwing myself to the wolves. 🥴

Bochumer Str. 259
45886 Halle

Each participant pays upon arrival €50. IF 5 men use me at once (minimum number of participants at the same time), everyone gets their money back, like happy hour, or like free spins. If more than 5, you win the jackpot.

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Himawari Sarada – Sept 6, 2025
This is the truth of life ❤️

voices – Sept 6, 2025
me me too please!!!! please!!

Pedoluvr – Sept 6, 2025
Ugh omg yes

JackPackage – Sept 6, 2025
Is anyone taking a camera I really wanna see him die.

SickBoy – Sept 6, 2025
Fuck I love when girly boys get raped! I wouldn’t be able to resist beating the fucking bitch to death though.

 

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PetRaven, 19
I’m a 19 year old Goth boy! I haven’t had much experience with casual sex. I’ve only ever had sex with my father except for one time.

He was a leather sadist guy. He told me he was going to kill me but ultimately he didn’t. Thank God, right?

Other than my father I’m not currently in a relationship. There is a guy I love a lot and want to commit myself to, but I don’t think he feels the same so why should I save myself for him.

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JWC1202 – Sept 17, 2025
I know Raven’s Dad. He is a monster of dick-hardening proportions. There is no compassion or tenderness in him, for his son or anyone else. Even I’m shocked by his inhumanity. It is such a great detail that he went to prison trying to steal money to abort Raven, then, eighteen years later, set about systematically destroying his loser of a son. Not that it takes much: Raven is pathetic, a waste, just waiting to be controlled and manipulated and reprogrammed. The faggot snivels his way through life, making his abuse, from gang rape to castration, seem inevitable. One just knows that if Raven’s body is finally discovered beside a backalley dumpster, his Dad will shoot a contented load over his son’s long-delayed abortion. I long for that kind of happy ending.

Greatman – Sept 16, 2025
A good buddy and all around crafty bastard of mine created The Butt Bong Hookah™ A simple device cobbled from things found around his house: a birdbath water pump, a glass bong/pipe, vinyl tubing and a drilled out butt plug. Although it burns a lot of product, it makes a lot of smoke, like a butthole is getting fucked by a disco fog machine amount of smoke. Recommended for any Pig looking to turn Raven’s brain into a smoked ham 😈🔥

arrrr – Sept 12, 2025
Ideally you’ll want to hypnotise him and make him believe whatever changes you make are his totally normal reality.

 

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FarmBoy, 23
Hello everyone; I am a real-life farmer or rather the son of a farmer, who loves wearing coveralls, wellies and waterproofs and being outdoors and working on the farm in all weathers, from thunderstorms, heavy rain and wind. Passionate about farming, cows and tractors.

Yes, I am the type of person to say “look cows” or “look a tractor” if we are out and about. Bubbly and excitable nature and always try to be happy and upbeat. Love being grabbed and a white napkin cloth full of poppers held over my face. Poppers on white napkin cloth make me go absolutely crazy.

Never been on a site like this before, it is a new experience for me. I have always assumed there is a deep submissive side to me. Come to Montana and find out?

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Candycorn – Sept 10, 2025
XXL Arabs impress him.

BADASSDAD – Sept 3, 2025
Fart muffler

 

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KillBilly, 24
No one lets men go as hard as I do.

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SuitedCityExec – Sept 13, 2025
I participated in a mass gangbang of this guy last week. He was hooded but I recognise the tattoo.

Freakazoid – Sept 8, 2025
I wanted to slice open one of his arteries and drink until he was a deflated white balloon, but that’s where he finally drew the line.

KillBilly (Owner) – Sept 3, 2025
I want someone to fuck my throat until I puke heavily or puke in my mouth or both.

 

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ThisGuyBehaves, 19
I am so ready to give up all of life’s complications and just be a gay trailer trash pig that lives to parTy and just smoke and fuck life away. Anyone near Richmond VA?

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Bobby – Sept 14, 2025
I hate Nazis to the  depths of my soul and hooked up with this little fascist and proceeded accordingly but he’s so perfect that as sweat fell from his white body on to the floor I kneeled down and licked it up, it just seemed the right thing to do.

MrNasty12 – Sept 11, 2025
Would love you to becum my trailer trash pig!!! Especially since I love trailer trash boys so much anyway. I’m in eastern TN and surrounded by them!!! And, so far, it’s been REALLY easy to get in their butts! Would move to Richmond in a heartbeat. Have been there a couple times recently and met a pre-legal young white trailer trashy looking boy at Hardywood Park Craft Brewery West at a recent festival. I fucked him nasty crazy squalid in an upstairs restroom overlooking the fermenters. I have a photo but this site won’t let me post it because the file is too large and I’ve made the file as small as I possibly can.

ThisGuyBehaves (Owner) – Sept 8, 2025
Please god have a gigantic dick it’s not much to ask really is it?

 

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RetiredTwink, 18
I’m Tuffy, and I’m a horrific pervert.
Listing all the things I’m into isn’t possible bc there’s so many infinite ways.
I just fucking adore giving up my power to someone and feeling them get drunk off it.
I long to be a 24/7/365 TPE live in slave, no rights, branded, a fucktoy, a punching bag, red raw used and beaten, a urinal, pathetic, stupid and small, completely incontinent.
My ideal man looks like Tom Selleck.
I have some gear but a lots been lost to time. Bring everything you got.
Move me in and abuse the fuck out of me pleeeeeeease 🥹

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stevenhss – Sept 15, 2025
I’m in the midst of therapy dealing with prolonged sexual abuse I experienced as a child. Intimacy confuses me. In sessions where I’m abusing boys I often wonder whether I’m reinforcing the abuse or working through it. Not with Tuffy. He let me abuse him so unremittingly my brain went bye bye.

IwantJames – Sept 11, 2025
Before I fucked my cum fucked as deep into his guts as I could get it, I slapped his face, punched him in the head. Never knocked him out but he was dazed af.

Hereforgoodtimes – Sept 9, 2025
I whipped him with different leather whips as hard as I wanted to. Then my ladyboy wife fucked him.

NotFalse – Sept 4, 2025
Make him lay on the bed with my head over the side, wrap your hands around his throat and face-fuck him while “kill” strangling him. Mash your crotch against his face and keep your hard cock in his throat for ages. Just be ready for the cum to fly, because this position makes him shoot so hard he painted the ceiling.

 

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Animal4Sale, 23
Dad selling his curly haired twink son to the highest bidder. Slim, mildly gym enhanced shaved bod, 8” cock, gorgeous ass, cheerful, more bottom but can top awkwardly, learning disabilities, not very mentally with it. Good for breeding, using as meat or reselling. Cannot deliver but can arrange collection of the animal.

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BigD2727 – Sept 12, 2025
Done a few things with this lad and dad along the way this lifetime. Slept with him. Slept with his dad. Slept with him and his dad. Slept with him with 2 other men. Slept with him with 2 women and another man. Slept with him and another lad. Fucked him in a sling a few times. Nice lad. But his dad wants 100k for him and that’s way too much.

kinkyhairyguy – Sept 6, 2025
he’s immature and irresponsible and has a terrible temper.

 

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buttsweaty, 21
Shawn –
Must be into 🥚 🥚 ✂️
Must be into beatings
Chems are provided💉💉❄️❄️❄️
Thank you

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The_Prickliest – Sept 23, 2025
Attention.. slut is approved.

buttsweaty (Owner) – Sept 18, 2025
Have a bf but we will not be together anymore 🥲

 

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whenugonnacum, 18
looking for someone to send pics of my ass to on snap or insta

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whenugonnacum (Owner) – Sept 17, 2025
i hate my life 😎

Bonty – Sept 17, 2025
He is UNd3r A-g3d

TarzanBoy – Sept 14, 2025
It’s not that I craved seeing this boy’s butt but when it happened my dick stiffened and I felt at peace.

whenugonnacum (Owner) – Sept 11, 2025
also looking for a job or situation where i can earn a large income. i’m good with back door deals or any type of situation. or if anyone wants to use my ass to start a business

 

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p.s. Hey. ** jay, Hey. Thanks. Yeah, Halloween is a biggie in my head and life too when possible. Haha, your bf is such a gent. How did dinner go, and what made it elaborate? ** _Black_Acrylic, Relatively speaking, yes. ** Bill Hsu, I’m an idiot who gorges on deep dish and then am chastised by my stomach until further notice. So lucky you got to see the Fujiko piece. Zac and I have been mourning our inability. You probably know we started making a documentary about her work, filmed a lot of her pieces, but I think we’ll probably just donate the footage to her. ** Gabriel Hart, My pleasure entirely. ‘House of Psychotic Women’: I’ll definitely hunt that. No, very tragically I’m stuck here this Halloween because of a couple of film festivals in Europe that I need to attend for screenings. But it’s painful. What’re your Halloween-adjacent plans? If you want to send it to LA, I can get it in December when I’m there next. Otherwise, over here. I can you either address by email, I guess. Thanks! ** Stil, Hi, man. Oh, my anarchism kind of informs everything I do, and, with the film, I guess it plays out in how collaboratively Zac and I tend to work, especially with the cast who have a lot of power and responsibility to fill out their characters. And I guess how non-judgemental our films are probably is a result too. With the crew, they have their assignments, but I hope at least that their input is highly respected. Thanks a lot for the link to that film. Expectedly, I just eat that kind of stuff up. And I will as soon as I get out of here. I think Toronto tends to have a decent haunted house or two around Halloween unless I’m misremembering. ** Steeqhen, Hey there! The twins are very cool and actually affordable. Your dream reinforces my big regret that I don’t remember mine, although I’m pretty sure mine as comparatively colorless. That sounds like a plan or series of plans: family lodging -> London ensconcement. Luck galore. ** Jack Skelley, Ju-ju-B. Thanks, yeah, things went good. And I guess it was nice or at least interesting to feel the cray all around me. Biggest up! ** Carsten, Hey. I always survive flights by first reading magazines (usually The Wire) and then watching generally shitty blockbuster films one after another. With a patch on. It’s as doable as it’s going to get that way. We’re going to Hof for the screenings, yes. The film is submitted to two festivals in Spain, so we’ll just see if either of them wants it. Thanks, the jetlag is being fairly cooperative, and I’m just ‘praying’ that it dies out before the next jetlag stint starts on Friday. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Yep, it’s Halloween officially now. The new SCAB didn’t feel slim at all. Its richness made whatever length it was superfluous. I’ve heard of ‘Arcane’, but of course I haven’t seen it. I’ll go look for screengrabs and see if I can spy your two addictive characters. Love has good animatronic tastes, of course. It’s tough to choose because I like them all, but maybe the Haunted Coatrack and the hearse and the stupid bear one and of course the zombie boy is hard not to love. Love’s so perfect that as sweat fell from his white body on to the floor I kneeled down and licked it up, it just seemed the right thing to do, G. ** julian, Hi, j. Totally. I would love to have the Hallway 2 Hell for the mechanisms but I think I’d redecorate it. Oh, I guess DM me on Instagram. That’s probably easiest, yeah. Is my email on the CUFF program? Weird. If it is, it’s probably mine, yes. Happy that you like Chris’s Andre song. I get it stuck in my head a lot. Part of the arrangement with Puce Mary to get her to do the score given our minimal financial resources was that she retains the rights to all of her music, so she would have to release it, I guess. Maybe she will? ** Corey, Hi, Corey. It says that paying for hotels in US for a week costs more than an international flight, or at least the lowish cost one we had to spring for. All I know about Abracadabra Rabbit is that it’s made by the company Scarefactory, who made a number of the best props in that post. You’re coming to the screening? Wow, wild. And cool. We’re figuring out our schedule right now, but ideally a coffee would be good. Let me see what the festival is asking of us pre-screening. I may have to give Mr. Trash Wheel a visit. Huh. Thanks! ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. Zac and I will be there, yes. Otherwise, the film will play in NYC, I’m just not sure when yet. So if it’s a hassle, it’s not curtains. ** Hugo, Howdy! Happy to spookify you and, well everyone. I’ve liked some of PTA’s films. I haven’t seen the new one. I think ‘Punch Drunk Love’ is my favorite thus far. The in-flight movies … let me see if I can remember. They don’t tend to stick. I saw ‘Sinners’, which wasn’t bad. I saw that last ‘Shazam’ movie, which wasn’t good whatsoever. Same for ‘Thunderbolts’ and ‘Captain America: Brave New World’. I forget the rest. Time passers, that’s all, basically. ** Steve, Hi, thanks. Yeah, I guess we either weren’t queer enough or experimental enough for MIX or something. No, I have no resources or storage space for those props, otherwise I would snap them up. Congrats on the lack of cockroaches. I think that’s happened in my place with mice. There used to be lots, but I think word might’ve gotten passed along that my apartment traps and exiles them. ** HaRpEr //, The coatrack is really nice, yeah. Almost subtle. Rejections just kind of define the turf, I think. I was eyeing the new Geese album. Okay, I’ll spring for it. Thank you! ** Darby🦇🦇, Hey, hey. And now you’ve followed me. We’re hooked. Obvious luck galore on the Halloween store. Whoever isn’t impressed by your new locs isn’t worth the trouble. Those vintage cameras are so exciting, or I guess I mean their imagined creations, although the cameras themselves are no doubt beauties. I played ‘The Dark Eye’! I might even still have it in dusty storage somewhere. ** Uday, Well, I’m at your disposal at least for a few days. Oh, for the wealth to buy those props. Capitalism sucks, although I guess the props wouldn’t exist as buyable objects if capitalism collapsed. I’ve been good, just busy with the usual. No, the film won’t play in NYC in December. I am participating in a reading there in December, but that’s it. Your professor knew Nina Simone, whoa! What a Halloween-appropriate thing for your friend to have done to you. When’s your first film club meeting, and what are you screening? ** Malik, Hi, Malik! Wow, you’re coming to the Baltimore screening! How great! For sure say hi, etc. It’ll be so cool to get to meet you. (I’ll be jet lagged, but I’ll perk up.) I know, if that hearse pop wasn’t 24k, my finger would be so on its trigger. Congrats on the publications! I’ll go find God’s Cruel Joke if it’s the last thing I do. Awesome! ** Eric C., Hi, Eric. Chicago is cool. I wish the ‘L’ didn’t move so slowly. That’s my only complaint. My only idea of Fargo is from the film, sadly. You have a film fest. Huh, maybe I’ll submit ‘RT’. You never know. Thank you for reading my things. And, yeah, let’s definitely hang when you’re over here. Do you know when? ** Nicholas., Hey. It is interesting to wake up in the morning and not have the blog there waiting for me to realise it, yes. But I do miss it too. And I don’t stop making posts whenever downtime is around even in other places. I’m relentless. You’re vlogging, nice! I’ll go catch up when, you know, this place is in its temporary resting spot shortly. I’m definitely going to start with ‘I was a PreTeen Pyschopath🤪🤠😅✅’, no surprise. Everyone, the lustrous Nicholas. has started vlogging under the moniker White Hot Room, and there’s just no way that’ thats not going to be awfully interesting, so please go join the array here. Sweet! As a little kid? I wanted to be a magician and then an actor until I figured out that I was just a writer and nothing more glamorous than that. ** ellie, Nice. Henry Flynt and in a location where you could smoke! Don’t stop the fun. ** Okay. I know you had to deal with the escorts only two posts ago, and now you’re faced with the slaves without the usual break in-between to take a breather, but time marches at its own pace, and the month’s over, and that’s how it goes. See you tomorrow.

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Ophelia $350.00
‘Ophelia is an animatronic. It resembles a young girl with a pointed finger extending forward, and a demon behind her back. Upon activation, the demon sways side to side while its eyes illuminate blue and the girl’s eyes look from left to right. The demon speaks several phrases as the girl can be heard crying.’

 

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Tree Peek a Boo $4,107.95
‘Zombie plays peek-a-boo splitting trees and lunging back and forth. When hit, zombie head blows off and confetti cannon hidden in neck explodes as strobe light goes off.’

 

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Insanity Vanity $3,249.99
‘Insanity Vanity is a makeup vanity for clowns! This makeup vanity is grabbed by a clown on a video screen that looks like a reflection in the mirror and shaken while the vanity falls towards the audience. Then, another clown comes up with a hammer and smashes the mirror with shattering FX! During this, the bottom cabinet opens and blasts air.’

See it in action here

 

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Convulsing Nurse + FIRST AID BOX $329.99
‘Give your guests a scare they will never forget when you decorate your haunted house with the Convulsing Nurse Animated Decoration. This screaming and flailing nurse is compatible with the First Aid Box, features volume control and comes with a power adapter.’

 

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Grizzly Bear Ripping Victim in Half $10,994.50
‘Giant animated Grizzly Bear violently rips a human victim in two.’

 

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The Host $3499.00
‘Alien creature flies from mutilated body at 45 degrees while head raises up and down to come face to face with patrons.’

 

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Bug Blender £44.95
‘Bring some creepy-crawly chaos to your setup with this animated Halloween bug blender. As the lights flash, realistic buzzing and squelching sounds give the impression that a swarm of bugs is meeting a gruesome end inside.’

 

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Hallway 2 Hell $7,259.01
‘Moving wall system can be independently programmed to pitch left, yaw right, bounce, shutter, wave back and forth and collapse at will. Individual units are 10’ long, with a dedicated walkway width of 5’, when in its tallest position unit stands 9’. By putting two of these units together and programming theme differently, you create an incredibly dramatic 20’ Hallway that nicely replaces in both size and function the industries spinning tunnel effects, without the need for steps, ramps or handrails. Unlike spinning tunnels, this effect can be easily integrated within a variety of themes and it fits in seamlessly with the rest of your attraction. The unit sets up in minutes not hours. Modular panel design allows the unit to be quickly and easily setup and the pieces are small enough and light weight to allow them to go anywhere in your attraction without the need to de-construct your maze. Base units come unthemed so that you can decorate it yourself and save” or you can buy our other optional themed packages , allowing the unit to arrive completely ready to just plug in and go.’

 

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Creepy Twin Boys $199.99
‘I bought the creepy twin boys animatronic prop and absolutely cannot put it together. The instructions are total crap. They were printed so dark you can’t tell what you’re looking at. The pictures are out of focus. The skeletal arms would not fit properly into the mounting holes and my husband and I spent an hour and a half reshaping the prongs until we got it just right. Then also realized the center arms were assembled backwards.’

 

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Last Ride $24,016.50
‘Talk about stopping traffic. Whether you park it out in front of your attraction, put it in a parade, or even just drive into a densely populated area, you are certain to create a tremendous amount of publicity with a working hearse that fires a fully animated scene featuring an 18’ tall animated Grim Reaper out of the top of it.’

 

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Beating Throbbing Heart $49.99

Watch it in action

 

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Terrifying Chainsaw Killer and Victim $4,399.99
‘The Terrifying Chainsaw Killer and Victim Halloween Animatronic is a combination of two animatronics in one. The Chainsaw Killer features a powerful chainsaw with a sharp blade that realistically slices through the Victim’s shoulder. The Killer stands at a height of 4 feet on a scissor mechanism, but you can customize the length to fit your needs. Keep in mind that you will need at least a 10 to 12 foot space to set up the entire scene.’

 

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Zombie Severed Head Hi Striker $6,044.50
‘Players test their strength by getting (3) attempts to Ring the Bell with the decapitated Zombie’s severed head. Once the player strikes the target, the Zombie’s body thrashes and jerks while his severed head races toward the bell. This game provides a quick and simple side attraction with minimal upkeep.’

 

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5ft Back Bend Bonnie £339.95
‘This demon woman decoration stands at 5 feet tall and slowly bends backward, revealing a terrifyingly contorted figure. With wild screams, hissing, and spine-snapping sound effects, Bonnie is impossible to ignore. Just don’t let her sense your fear, she’s still hungry!’

 

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Back of Door Haunted Coat Rack $3,294.50
‘Non-descript coats and hats hang from the back of a door. When activated, clothing bursts open to reveal a ghoul hiding in the coats and flailing his arms.’

 

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Kids Horde Attack $4999.00
‘Mob shoots out 4′ while kid with severed arm raises up 12″, 3 heads move and arms lift with multiple movements.’

 

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6FT Leatherface $349.99
Items Included: Base, 2 Shoes, 2 Support Poles, Torso Frame, Hip Frame, 2 Arms, Chainsaw, Head, Shirt, Lining, Pants, Apron, Try Me Button, Power Cord, Instruction Sheet

 

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Limb Eating Zombie Boy $263.95
‘BILLY, DINNER’S READY! Only human flesh can satisfy this growing boy! Head moves side to side and up and down as this zombie boy groans in anger! Mouth opens and closes as he munches on his latest victim.’

 

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Abracadaba Rabbit $4,497.00
‘A creepy magician holds his wand in his right, a top hat in his left. A cute little white rabbit emerges from the depths of the hat. The magician waves his wand over the hat and Presto! with a flash and a bang the magicians head and upper torso flip and turn into a giant crazy maniacal rabbit with various head and jaw functions with glowing red LED’s for eyes.’

 

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Popcorn Popper £319.95
‘This mains-operated animated decoration features a clown head that pops out of a bed of popcorn with a moving mouth and light-up eyes, adding an unexpected twist to your spooky setup.’

 

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Ogre Grand Entry $16,494.50
‘Two enormous stone Ogre statues stand left and right, grouched under the weight of the neoclassical capital that forms their entry way. When activated the Orges’ eyes blink to life as the seeming inanimate objects come to life to stand up crumbling the columns above as they reach for patrons brave enough to pass thru their entry.’

 

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Apocalypse Twins with Stuffed Bear $269.99
‘This twin set features a worn teddy bear and an infrared sensor that triggers their glowing eyes, head movements from side to side, outer arms that sway up and down, the bear’s single red light-up eye, and six distinct sounds. Crafted from plastic and polyester, it includes a UL-listed adapter and assembly guide. Measuring 16″ x 34″ x 36″, it requires simple assembly and is designed for indoor use.’

 

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Levitating Flipping Bed Sold Out

 

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Crib Launcher $2299.00
‘Child lays completely covered by sheet, then stands up at front of crib and pulls the sheet while pulsing back and forth.’

 

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Bush Baby $1499.00
‘Appears to be an unsuspecting bush when suddenly an evil kid face blasts up screaming!’

 

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DOGS RIPPING APART ZOMBIE $8,794.50
‘A pair of large vicious dogs thrash and tear apart a captured zombie. Dogs feature various head and body movements, victim features jaw movements synchronized to his screams.’

 

 

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p.s. Hey. And we’re back. Heads up that on Friday I’m flying back over to the USA to show ‘Room Temperature’ in Baltimore, and the blog will be going on another vacation then, but a short one, just from Friday through Monday. ** Bill, Hi, Bill. It was good. Really apparently. Nice: Lachenmann. Are you still away? ** James Bennett, Hey, James. The screenings went really well. We were very happy. Chicago was curious. I didn’t see a ton of it because I was staying first in the far south and then in the way north in Evanston, but its charms were not evasive. Wonderful about the launch. No surprise, and my spirit is highly honored that it was surreptitiously in attendance. ** Dominik, Hi!!! The new SCAB is spectacular. It kept me riveted and sane on my long flight west. Kudos!!! The screenings went great. I’m really glad we went. How are you, what’s new? Love’s cock is like a feather, G. ** Ilan, Greetings! It’s really nice to meet you, and thank you a lot for entering. Oh, don’t get concentrated on perfection, or try hard not to. It’s a phantom of an idea. Imperfections are where greatness often lies. Lima, interesting. I was in Lima once when I was 14. I don’t remember it very well though. I’m totally cool with people who talk a lot. I don’t talk so much, so it works well. I hadn’t heard of PDA, but its symptoms sound very familiar to me. I’m not a big conformer. If you get your website visible in the way you want, hit me up with a link. Hang in there, and let’s keep talking if you want. ** Jacob, Hi. Wait, did you make it to the screening? Did we meet? I’m jet-lagged and my memory is a bit blurry this morning. ** Eric C., Hey, Eric. Thanks for the fill in. Fargo, interesting. I have no mental image of it. Pretty or -ish, I’m thinking. And The Melvins played there, lucky you. They’re godlike. They don’t come over here very much. I think The Damned played here recently, but I was gone, and I’m old enough to have seen them when they were freshly born. Fun, right? Let me think about Paris highlights and report back when my jet lag is history aka very soon, I hope. When you come, look me up and let’s have a coffee or something. ** Stil, Hi! I met you at the screening and signed something of yours. I even remember your face. Maybe my jetlag is actually dying. It was cool to meet you. Stay around and hang out here if you want. ** Nicholas., Hi there. SFC is on my list or in my queue or whatever. Did you vlog? How was it (if so)? France’s stores sell this shredded vegan substance stuff called Eminces that I love and haven’t found anywhere else, so I guess that. I’ve been driving since I was 15. I love driving, I miss it. And I’ve only ever totalled a car once in my life, and I didn’t even get hurt. You a driver? ** ellie, Hi!! Is your boyfriend still around? Are you still jittering? Me, I’m just yawning and drinking coffee, but all’s good. ** _Black_Acrylic, Thanks, B. Oh, that’s great news that the short story class is restarting! We need you writing, man, and that sounds like the ticket. Wonderful! The hype on ‘One Battle After Another’ sure is a bit much, but I do want to see it. Thanks, pal. ** Altidore, Hi. It depends on what you mean by real. All the texts and images are found and real or ‘real’, but I mix and match them to disguise the actual guys. And I think there’s a lot of fabricating going on with those guys. But, in that sense, yes, they’re real, or I mean I didn’t make them up. ** Minet, Hi! I haven’t been on Instagram much, but I did see that the interview was published. That was fast. It looks great! Thank you so, so much for doing that. Let me share … Everyone, The great Minet interviewed me just before I left on the ‘RT’ tour, and it’s published and readable. You can read it in English here, and you can read it in Portuguese here. Awesome. How have you been? What’s going on? xoxo. ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. Are you near Baltimore? I forget. Probably not. We’re showing ‘Room Temperature’ there on Saturday. Take care, bud. ** Carsten, Hi, man! The screenings and travel went really well. Zac and I are very happy. Yeah, the quick return to Paris between US screenings is not the smartest thing, but it’s the financially easier option, weirdly. That’s why. Awesome about the poem acceptance! Obviously hit us up when it goes live. Glad you’re doing well, buddy. ** Steve, Hi, Steve. The screenings went really well. We ended up spending about a week in Chicago, so that was the time off, so to speak. It was nice. I really don’t miss NYC cockroaches. I hope they’re in heaven now. Days re: Mamoru Oshii or John Akomfrah … I don’t think so. I’m assuming those Days would be a good idea. I’ll look into that. Thanks. ** jay, Hi! I don’t think I’ve ever imbibed that guy’s videos. Not sure if I will, although the weird asexual sections do sound a little charismatic. Haha, a normal-ish novel. Your bf is going to vanilla-size you by hook or crook. The rapper whose car had a dead body in the trunk? I know that one. Great to see you! ** lotuseatermachine, Screenings went good, and I of course loved the SCAB in no small part thanks to you. ‘Enchanted Boy’ by Richie McMullen: I’ll try to find it. Sounds fascinating, thank you. ** julian, Hi, julian! It was awesome meeting you too. It was great to talk and check in. Err, no, I don’t remember what I wrote in your book. I hope it was as friendly as I felt. In the film, the song Andre sings is called ‘What Does the Weaving Do’, but I think Chris might’ve revamped it a bit for the album version, so I’m not sure if the title’s the same. The Toronto screening went really great. Like the Chicago one but kind of different. The response was more emotional, which was interesting. Anyway, Hey! ** Mari, Hi, Mari. Great to see you! The screenings went great, thank you. Well, in Chicago I got to eat deep dish pizza, which was amazing. I do like matcha, definitely. Have you had a good couple of weeks, I sure hope? ** darbz 🐻, Hi, pal. Thanks for the appropriate song. I’ll hit it up in a few minutes. So nice about your old friend!! The trip was great. We were/are very happy. And I’m so happy you liked ‘Mouchette.’ That’s one of my top favorite Bressons. I don’t know Constantia, at least by name. You just want to find something you like to look at. I can’t remember what font I tend to use. Maybe Helvetica? Egregious vs. gegarious … yes! Wow, that’s wild and great about grandpa. What an interesting guy. That’s crazy. I do think I remember that goth boy murderer. I’ll go look him up to be sure. That image of the pamphlet is really beautiful! And now I’m following you on Instagram! Everyone, Go peek at a beautiful pamphlet made by the legendary Darbz here. ** horatio, Hey! It was super good to get to meet you. It was a highlight talking with you. What I wrote … I’m guessing ‘regret’ is probably ‘respect’? Those mini-pantings are wonderful. I have mine facing me on my desk at this moment, and I’m guessing Zac has the same arrangement of sorts with his. MIX NYC rejected our film too. Stupid bastards. But ace about the Seattle score. No, my plans to visit Quimby’s fell through, mostly because we were staying in Evanston, and the trip to Chicago was too hard to do very often. Happy day! ** HaRpEr //, Hi, pal! The screenings went great, thank you. I’ll go check your substack. Yeah, rejections, meh, and I’m glad you’re feeling sane about that stuff. I’m so used to it that it barely registers except when it’s a place I longed for my work to be. But even then, the ‘not getting it’ is totally expectable. Don’t let that stuff dissuade you one little bit. ** Okay. Halloween season has now officially begun on the blog, and I will see you tomorrow.