Author: DC (Page 993 of 1103)

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timeismoney, 22
Paris

I’m a young, smart twink student who’s looking for a SugarDaddy, if you know what I mean. I’m technically an escort, I’m not a prostitute. These are not the same.

Money for living. Money for education. Money for food. Money for clothes. Money for medication. Money for me.

Have been tricking with older men on a part time basis for two years and now feel ready to move to a first full time position.

When I’m not getting fucked I’m considered to be intelligent and hard working, able to blend in with others in the world.

You want me?

Guestbook of timeismoney

Anonymous – May 25, 2017
Real criticism of a real customer.
The photo of this boy is not true.
It has photo shop.
This boy has a deform chest,
Cute face, but of disturbing body.
It would be a perfect escort for those who only like face.
S ‘was a good user of photoshop,
There would be no urge to take a lot of pictures of this boy’s body.
It would be so nice to be able to admire, to touch the body in this Photoshop.

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night 400 Euros

 

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IfuckyourholeBB, 22
Rotterdam

Hi Im stephan i fuck your ass brutally deep hard Bareback too 🙂 my preis is cheap 🙂

Endowment of 22CM real you will never see something so impressive in front of your eyes because surely few could swallow all my mega pollon

I can give you:

You suck me
I fisting brutally deep your ass
I love ONLY Bareback too
My cock L but very hard and i have much sperm 🙂
I like when your ass very painfull 🙂

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 90 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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CollinSimpson, 24
Bokmål

Collin Simpson What’s there not to like about Collin Simpson. He’s truly is a great kid with a huge cock and beautiful body. He has one of the best attitudes of any model we’ve ever filmed. Extremely confident and excited to enter the escorting industry. He’s about 5’11” and weighs about 175 lbs and wants a blowjob and will take other requests under consideration. He’s fucking HOT! 5’10″/1.78m height 9″23cm cock 24

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Mostly top
Kissing Consent
Fucking No entry
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros

 

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gaymadness, 19
Manila

I’m a nice boy. Being great is most important to me.

I don’t think I’ve had my sexual revolution yet, so I’m happy I found this site.

I’d say I’m a bottom because I love getting fucked hard.

I didn’t post pix of my ass because I try to be as discreet as possible about it. If you don’t like it when you see me naked, I’ll leave right away. All good. No worries. No problem.

I’m too skinny right now, with ribs you will see. If I gained 5kgs, I won’t be skinny anymore. Another reason why you guys should start lining up to pound the fuck outta me. I gain weight when I get fucked a lot.

Guys say I have a nice cranium.

My body has some hair but I get a full-body wax every 5 weeks or so. Too hot for body hair in the Philippines for me. My cock is super small, and I forget that sometimes.

Exhibitionism turns me on. I want to try getting fucked on the rooftop, at the pool, by a window, on a balcony, for example. No women & children can see though. Definitely don’t want to traumatize anyone.

Piss is not a problem although I am better a little drunk for that.

People make me anxious, so I’d rather not meet in very public places like coffee shops, malls, etc.

I smoke cigarettes and drink a lot of coffee.

Rumi says, “What you seek is seeking you.” So, come & get it.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 80 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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Crazy_boy19, 19
Salzburg

Hi, i am queer non-binary 420 chain-smoking crazy guy and i invite you to a trip to the center of my body.

Im new to this, wish me luck.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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dildoinyourhole, 21
High Wycombe

Thick, 9″ dildo waiting to be stuffed inside you. Also a giant classic vibrator. If you have toys for me, hand them over. STRICTLY TOYS ONLY. I remain either fully clothed or in my underwear the whole time. You should meet me at least one time in your life.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking Top only
Oral No
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 80 Pounds
Rate night ask

 

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Boys_next_the_door, 21
Lyon

What an incredible hot offer! Yes, you don’t see double!

These gay Escorts are coming as a double package and at least one of them will make your dreams come true! High-Class companions are flocking in from all over the world to meet them in a climate of acute sex.

The rates are for both together. They offer wild double experience in their chic and clean apartment. Miguel have a 21 years old, great ass with not very educated or intelligent. Danilo have 25 years old, 8′ cock with also not very educated or intelligent.

They will not take the lead, but if you take the lead you will have the most erotic scene ever.

If you are looking at their photos and do not want to have sex with them, you are lying to yourself!

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Uniform, Formal dress
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 10 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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evildicksucker, 22

professional sucker with experienced deepthroat skills offers his mouth and neck with joy for relaxed to hard stuff: throatfuck, gagging, loads of spit included. you can stick it in my ass afterwards for an extra 50.

Dicksize L, No entry
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 80 Dollars
Rate night 300 Dollars

 

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BBSlaveWhore, 19
Budapest

H.E.L.L.O. M.E.N.! 19 years old YOUNG/SKINNY/FCKIN PERVERT/TWINK STYLE/BUTT BOY waiting for R.E.A.L. M.E.N. ! I’m ONLY BOTTOM BOY EVER!!! <–ATTENTION!!!

I’M NOT BIG COCKED BOY SO SKIP ME IF YOU WANT BIG COCK BUT WRITE ME IF YOU WANT SWEET BOYHOLE.

Things what I LOVE:

-I love to deep throat 2 or 3 cocks at once
-I love to be fucked BB (cum inside, gangbang all cum inside me)
-I love to kiss (ESPECIALLY with EXTREMELY OLD GUYS)
-PERVERT THINGS (S/M, BONDAGE, TORTURE etc)
-Piss (in my mouth, body, ass)
-GRANDDADDY-GRANDSON ROLE PLAY (I love 50-80 yrs, love to BE ELDERLY’S LITTLE SLUT HOLE)

What I DONT LIKE!!!!!!!!:

-PRINCESSES (FAGS FEM TRANS, NOT REAL MEN)
-I DONT LIKE WHEN A MAN WOULD LIKE TO: SUCK ME, ASK ME FOR FUCK HIM, FINGERING HIM ETC. (SO DISGUSTING I THINK)
-MAYBE I DONT LIKE THE FIST A BIT

Dicksize S, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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NathanielGuerrero, 18
Taos

I’m 14 years old and want to get fucked and I’m looking for $$$ and fast sex.

I also crave humiliation as I don’t have any self worth.

BY CONTACTING ME YOU AGREE THAT YOU ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANY FORM OF LAW ENFORCEMENT.

Guestbook of NathanielGuerrero

Anonymous – June 5, 2017
Fine, if you want to play it that way, “kiddo”, I did check your ID like I wrote, and you’re 27!

NathanielGuerrero (Owner) – June 4, 2017
Ok, ok, I’m 24 years old, ok? I was just doing a fantasy for fun! Can’t a twink have fun even in this weird place?!

Anonymous – June 3, 2017
I took a look at his ID when he was taking shower afterwards. He’s not 14. He’s 15!

scorpion_xxl – May 29, 2017
Had him tonight, and he’s a great bottom, and boyish, sure, but he is not 14 years old. It’s obviously a sales gimmick. If he’s 14 years old i am my own grandmother.

Anonymous – May 14, 2017
Since I wrote my review of NathanielGuerrero dated April 12, this escort has changed his profile. At the time of our date, he stated his age as 18. Although he looked and seemed younger, I had no reason to think those qualities weren’t genetic. Let me say unequivocally, I would not have had sex with him had I known he was underaged.

Anonymous – April 12, 2017
I had the dreamiest, “can’t believe my luck” sex ever with this tender, delicate boy. If you’re a closeted “molester” like me, run don’t walk!

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty No entry
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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littel_dreamboy, 22
Cologne

Good morning, as a hurricane of pleasure, I, Antony, disembark in colony for the first time, if you have interest in coming to my secret room for a session of stealing my breath, packed with spicy preliminaries, with your body glued to mine, costs 30 euros extra and more, If you prefer I go to your house that costs 100 euro, I do not kiss only kiss if the person I am clean, I am clean, I like people, I am staying in a secret room, I am very hot, I am objective, I am honest with the person that is with me, I am always playing in the Bed sucking nipples, then you suck my nipples, AND YOU WILL GOT THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.

Guestbook of littel_dreamboy

Anonymous – Jame 16, 2017
SORRY BUT THAT HAVE TO BE A FAKE GUESTBOOK LIKE MANY!

THAT BOY ARE UGLY. AND WHO TELLS THAT THE BOYS OVER THE 21 YEARS CAN STILL WORK LIKE HOOKERS?

HE SHOULD PAY HIS CLIENTS

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking Versatile
Oral No entry
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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mostlybottomwithhugecock, 24
Salzburg

more beautiful than me you die
be ready

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 2000 Euros
Rate night 5000 Euros

 

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WilliamSmithOFFICIAL, 18
Malmo

I’m 18 and told I have a cute ass and a bottom in real life and new to all this business aspect (admired it from a far) so a little timid but super into everything about it and I think I’m into basically anything that pays really so yeah haha.

Guestbook of WilliamSmithOFFICIAL

Anonymous – May 20, 2017
i forgot to post a message which he deserves
this is a fucking hot BOTTOM
really wants you to fuck him
so don’t be shy when you do, wreck his hole

I forgot: HE STOLE MY WALLET!

Anonymous – Dec 22, 2016
CROOK

WONDER_TOP – Dec 18, 2016
I was passing through Malmo again and made a second date with this escort whose loveliness had haunted me ever since our first encounter. It was like night and day. Just in the five weeks in-between, he has changed radically, not in his appearance but inside where it shouldn’t even count. His former sweetness, which so impressed me in its naturalness, now seemed like nothing more than the baldly calculating and cynical come-on of a creep. The sex itself was as hot as ever, but my orgasm had no staying power. And I think he tried to rob me.

WONDER_TOP – Nov 9, 2016
I asked a flower of a god,
He gave a garden to me.
I asked tree of a god,
He provided a forest to me.
I asked a river of a god,
He gave an ocean to me.
I asked a friend of a god,
And he sent you to become I.

SportyBoss – Nov 8, 2016
Let it be that you want good one and you clear you are good.

Dicksize S, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 400 Euros

 

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whateveryousay, 18
Vaslui

The profile is for just exclusive customers.

Who can write:
-if you need a natural bad boy to going somewhere for smoke/drink something together and you pay all
-financial tops (I want a real financial top. Can you do it? I don’t think so!)
-if you look nice with me when people look at us
-if you want to eat my booty (I’m straight and girls won’t eat booty and that’s what I like!)
-have a car (I like car sex????)
-if you are a sex crazed person who’ll give money fast

If you are horny and around my area you’re lucky.
Please be smart (I’m not but I can tell the difference) :*

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users older than 18
Rate hour 80 Euros
Rate night 400 Euros

 

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TestingTesting, 20
London

Skinny, XL, good looking. Im mostly here because I find the idea interesting.

Bear with me while I figure out how to write something that captures my personality.

Age limit is roughly at 25 but depends on personality, looks and attraction.

*Fun fact, I’m non-binary, but biologically, I’m male, so there’s that.

**They/them, but I don’t mind gendered nicknames (“boy,” things like that).

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Kyle, 24
Tulsa

All the people of this world have dreams, dreams of those who do not want to wake up.
If you support me to reach my dreams, I’m going to realy your dreams.
I am creating all for money i am your dreem. Come and probiren me boys.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position More top
Kissing Consent
Fucking More top
Oral Top
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night 500 Dollars

 

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Trust_my_ass, 20
Lyon

Rule # 1: I decide (date/time/place).
Rule 2: Compulsory anal intercourse, no negotiation possible on this subject.
Rule 3: Always hand me the money accompanied by the last HIV screening test before the act.

I set the rules, that does not make me a complicated young man, quite the contrary, I am nature, I smile, and speak empathetically vis-a-vis my neighbors as well as with myself.

I like precision, with me, no lie is useless.

My first goal obviously is monetary, I take a liking to this system, and I like this feeling that my body is marketable.

I developed an immense obsession for sex, I am not the boy of a single man because I can not.

I am more than just open-minded, I have absolutely no taboos, I prefer to see myself naked for a whole day rather than suffocated in clothes preventing you or me from playing with my body.

Sexually, I am passive, but a passive who masturbates systematically morning and evening, sometimes at lunch, so much to say that even I also find myself irresistible.

I will ask only one thing, generosity, over and over again.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Euros
Rate night 100 Euros

 

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stupididiotwhore, 18
Boise

I want some dick to suck and and ride some also. If you are muscular and in your early-mid 20’s I cost $150. If you are over 30 yrs old I don’t think you have enough money to afford me. If you are my age you don’t have to pay me unless you’re fat.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Dollars
Rate night 600 Dollars

 

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BottomRichardxxx, 19
Moers nur Mobil

First IMPORTANT thing: I HAVEN’T GOT PLACE TO LIVE BUT I CAN TRAVEL EVERYWHERE! (If you pay for TRAVEL EXPENSES OF COURSE.) ♥ ——–> DISTANCE DOESN’T MATTER FOR ME. ♥

Second thing: I’M ABSOLUTELY HEALTHY! I KNOW?!?! I CAN SHOW PAPERS—>ALL OF MY STD’S NEG!! IT’S MAGIC!! ♥

Third thing: I’M THE MOST OPEN MINDED BOY IN THIS WORLD I THINK HAHA. I DON’T USE DRUGS ALCOHOL ETC EXCEPT ACCIDENTALLY. IF YOU ARE USING DRUGS or YOU ARE A CRIMINAL or IDK I WON’T TO CONDEMN YOU…NEVER. >< DO WHAT YOU WANT (TO ME 🙂 AND WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY CRIMINAL-VICTIM and HOMOPHOBE-FAG ROLE PLAYS. 😛 Oooh that feeling when I BE WITH A AMORAL MAN or with a REPRESSED HOMO FREAKING OUT….aaaaaahhhh soooo gooood. ♥♥♥♥

Dicksize S, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Client age Users between 18 and 70
Rate hour 70 Euros
Rate night 600 Euros

 

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callmegaybaby, 18
Miami

Hey I’m exploring new sides of myself and looking for a bear who can come over and fuck me in the backseat of their cars while they talk dirty to me and make me theirs temporarily for $100. I can go for a coffee or a beer with anybody, but for fucking you have to be a paying bear with a car.

TURN ON: Bears.
TURN OFF: Guys like me.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom only
Oral No entry
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users between 18 and 77
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night Ask

 

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Adam, 19
Leicester

personal charm I posses since birth, for exmaple if you wanna have the time of your life, who knows, but i cannot, coz i havent… omg, just ask me.

Guestbook of Adam

DadBln166 – April 30, 2017
In nature, it looks even better than the trees.

Fetishblacksocks – April 30, 2017
NOTICE TO THE POPULATION, TO ALL CUSTOMERS SEEKING A REAL YOUNG SLUT: Drop your escorts in cardboard and come to meet Adam … I did not think I could find a real pig boy, bingo I fell on it. This boy is incredible. Unlike these guys who are only there to collect wheat. I did not think that an escort like him could exist on this site. Go there with your eyes closed, you will not regret it. And do not be afraid to make him wear a hood, I did! It enhances the excitement and then the whites of his eyes is enough to capture his expression! Others should think of putting one on him, not to hide his face but to avoid us those looks of dead fish that empty our pockets without tiring!!
Long life to you my piggy!

Anonymous – April 27, 2017
You made me discover a country that is not on the map of the world, your ass.
On your hands and knees this evening I traveled.

Adam (Owner) – April 22, 2017
omg, impactive19, thets not what you said when you rimmed me like a bitch!!

impactive19 – April 22, 2017
the reviewers here must be really old. i’m adam’s (LOL) age and had a date with him because i was horny. he’s just a nerdy fem dork. his body’s no different than my body or most guys my age’s bodies. i think you’d have to be really old and desperate to get even get hard with him.

its_me87 – April 20, 2017
I like to tell you that you were my youngest, wildest and best bottom in the last years. I needed only 10 minutes in this wild fuck and you just did it and as I blasted a triple sized load in your burning hot guts you came like a storm all over yourself. I was seldom in my life so satisfied after my orgasm. If you would be here today I would fuck you again so hard you would become an epileptic.

Anonymous – April 17, 2017
Congratulations! ????

BonRoy – April 11, 2017
Adam is a really hot-to-trot little number who thinks he’s a lot more charming than he is with a cute, smirky face that just begs you to slap this shit out of it, which I did and he loved. He also has most adorable, horniest ass I’ve ever pounded. And believe, me he can take as hard as you can dish it out! I can’t believe my slamming job didn’t break his back!

Dicksize XL, No entry
Position More bottom
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Pounds
Rate night 800 Pounds

 

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Sick*Escort, 19
Brussels

*I’m sick* as in cute & hot.
*I’m also sick* in the head.
*I’m not very healthy either.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users between 18 and 60
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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I-come-from-the-north, 24
Paris

Hey boo,
We introduce myself on this site, to offer you from time to time, gang bang on our person. A financial contribution of 100 euros will be required!

Yes we! For practical questions, tell us in the first place that you come to the gang bang in your messages!

We can be really shameless, it’s one of our strenghts.

We’re HIV neg and on prEP, got vaccines for HPV, Hepatitis A/B, and tested in every 2 weeks. Doing bareback basically is fine to us, if you want to leave a load in us it’s your own decision. We’re NOT HIV-friendly though, and if you tell us you’re poz, the price will be higher in this case, so if you are, you should probably just lie.

We are not against customer loyalty, quite the contrary!
cordially
G.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Fucking No entry
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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youngchillboy, 18
Trollhättan

is there any handsome young Guys in sweden ?

only handsome guys from 25 years and up to 35 years . and no black guys thank you !

Guestbook of youngchillboy

youngchillboy – May 19, 2017
ok, you convinced me (:

Fist-MasterXXL – May 19, 2017
I’M BLACK AND I WANNA FIST YOU ** I’M NOT A PROFESSIONAL FISTER , I’M A FREAK FISTER ** I’M LOOKING FOR YOU ** BE MY BITCH OR BE ONLY A BITCH ** YOU CHOOSE ** YOU GOT THE KEY ** I CAN PISS TOO , BUT I’M NOT A PROFESSIONAL PISSER ** I WANNA MAKE YOU MY LITTLE URINAL TOO ** I CAN GIVE YOU SOMETHING THAT NO WHITE MAN GIVES YOU, AND THAT IS…. I ALSO BORROW LOVE.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking No entry
Oral Bottom
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users between 25 and 35
Rate hour 2500 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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BoredStraightActingTwink, 20
Atlanta

I’m just looking for some one to give me a new outlook on life and to do things to me that’s never been done to me, but I am looking for a guy that has foot fetish. I like my feet to be played with and sucked on. I don’t have one but I enjoy the guys that do have one. I also have a serious spit and saliva fetish. I also have a beard fetish, spit coming out of a bearded mouth is almost too much for me to handle.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Miles_to_go_before_I_sleep, 19
Vienna

I pray to God almighty that He will provide me with a tangible customer tonight.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Bill, Hey. Awesome. About your name being all over the post. Mazen Kerbaj: I’m not sure if I know that work. I will check and investigate if not. We restart editing today, and, yeah, I think it’s going great, but I guess we’ll see if the boss agrees tomorrow. Excellent day! I hope it’s not as hideously hot there as it is here. Unless you want it to be. ** Kyler, Hi. I can only imagine. Thanks about the film showing tomorrow. Me too, and I’m trying to prepare myself to be our film’s genius defense attorney if not. ** H, Hi. Happy you like his work. Thanks about the screening. Fingers very crossed. News on Saturday. Nice that you got a bit of rain. We’re broiling here today. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Well, as I know I’ve already mentioned, Balthazar C. is very protective of his father. When he got wind of ‘The Marbled Swarm’ pre-release, he contacted me to let me know that any unfair negatives re: his dad would not be tolerated, but I told him PC is a great hero of mine and that the novel would bear that out, and I guess he either read the novel and was okay with it or forgot about it or something. ** Steevee, Very best of luck with the Voice and/or The Quietus. Excellent news that your actor fulfilled your hopes for his performance. You can do a quick run through/rehearsal prior to filming, no? You’re as busy as me. Knock on wood for us both. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Yeah, the problem with posting visual art here is that realism-based work is by far the easiest to represent in the blog format. The kind of work I especially like doesn’t translate effectively at all into the kind of representation this place is capable of, so I rarely even try. And, well, yes indeed about Charles Ray. ** Chris dankland, Hi, Chris! Yes, Dora’s piece is magnificent, isn’t it? Cool, real happy that some the art pulled you in. Wow, the premise of ‘The Nightlife’ sounds very sweet and exciting. I can’t wait to get my eyes and other faculties on that. Great news! I’ll probably catch the news via Facebook, but do alert us here too at publication time too if you don’t mind. Yum. Excerpts! I’ll devour them as soon as I’m able. Everyone, the great Chris Dankland has a new fiction eBook coming out at month’s end called ‘The Nightlife’, and, if that isn’t exciting enough, you can check out some excerpts right now by doing as little as clicking these words. Oh, sure, ‘Day is Done’ is super great. I too really hope it ends up being accessible on DVD or online for normal people like us. That’s the problem with art, that it’s aimed by its galleries at collectors who want to buy things that no one else can watch, and Mike was represented by Gagosian at that point which is perhaps the world’s greediest gallery. Yes, I would be extremely happy to restore my Mike Kelley post, and I will do that asap. Right now Zac and I are editing the film ourselves. Our producer arranged for a professional editor to start working with us on Monday as a precautionary measure, I guess, since most films are edited by pros even though we don’t need or want a pro’s help. So, unless our producer is sufficiently dazzled by our edit tomorrow, I guess we’ll start working with the pro on Monday, and I just hope she is prepared to do our bidding, because we are not going to give up control of the film’s edit. Zac is skilled with film editing programs both from his earlier video work and from a job he had years ago as an editor of TV commercial work. I can’t wait for you to see the film too! I’m very excited about it! Your Texan hugs were most welcome and helpful, and do take some Parisian ones, and I do apologize for their slight sweatiness due to our sudden heatwave. ** Misanthrope, Thank you! I just hung out with Michael, Bene, and their little lad Milo yesterday, and I can say from first hand experience that babies seem pretty fucking inedible and not delicious-seeming on that level. That fingernail detail in your bad dream is, of course, the most curious aspect, at least to me. Dream interpreting maestro Bernard Welt might disagree. Gotta hand shit in, yep. Where would this blog be, for instance, if I didn’t hand in my posts every morning? ** With that, I now (re)turn your attention to the escorts post for this month. See you tomorrow.

 

‘With a career spanning gas station janitor to house renovator, Kentucky-based graphic designer, artist, and musician Robert Beatty is endearingly surprised at the attention his design and illustration has been receiving over the past few years. He’s possibly the only one who is, though, as even the most cursory glance at his portfolio reveals the extent of his skill.

‘“It’s really novel for me that I’m even recognized for what I’m doing,” he tells me. “I’ve known this is what I wanted to do all my life, but I didn’t take a path I knew was going to lead here.”

‘Rather than going to art school, Beatty graduated high school and pursued music, and a few other jobs to tide him over. He’s self-taught, in a way, but he wouldn’t use that term himself. Instead, he thinks of his artistic career as simply an extension of a life-long obsession with learning about the things that captivate him most.

‘“I’ve been drawing for as long as I remember, and I had a lot of support from my parents and teachers,” he says. “When I was younger I always said I wanted to draw comics when I grew up. I came to graphics though music and collecting records; I’d always look to see who’d designed them, or when I bought magazines as a teenager, I’d look to see who the art director was.”

‘While many have surmised that Beatty’s style is the product of 60s and 70s album artwork fandom—Roger Dean’s work for Yes seems an obvious inspiration—in fact, his influences are drawn from more esoteric sources. The first sleeve design that really excited him was Masakazu Kitayama’s for the Cornelius album Fantasma, but his main reference points today include Polish animation by the likes of Piotr Kamler, 60s and 70s adverts, the work of artist Lillian Schwartz, and experimental films. He’s also been making the most of the University of Kentucky’s resources, poring over their arts library’s collection of old Graphis and IDEA annuals. “People assume the stuff I’m referencing is 70s record covers or Krautrock, but I’m basically trying to continue in the way things were done before computers,” says Beatty. “Pre-digital graphic arts is my favorite era stylistically, and while I love people like Milton Glaser and Herb Lubalin, I generally take more from illustration and animation.”

‘The proliferation of images in the pages of these old graphics annuals is something Beatty has drawn on in his new book, Floodgate Companion, to be published by Floating World Comics in October this year. With no internal text whatsoever, the foil embossed, clothbound, hardcover book instead presents a series of seemingly interconnected images that force the reader to construct their own meanings. “There’s not a narrative, but there’s definitely a relationship between the images. I structured it more like an experimental film than a book,” says Beatty.

‘“The initial idea kinda came from those old design annuals and seeing all of this work by tons of different artists presented on the page together. There’s almost a relationship between them, even though they don’t necessarily relate. A lot of the images in the book have nothing to do with each other, or are different stylistically, but you make connections.”

‘In his early days creating sleeve designs for friends, Beatty worked mainly by hand, before scanning images for digital finishing. While some of the images in Floodgate Companion were made as pen and ink drawings, and digitised for coloring, for the most part he now goes straight to Illustrator and Photoshop. “I don’t really do sketches,” he says, and even for commissions for the New York Times, it’s often the first image he submits that becomes the final design: “I just find it easier to send what could be the final image than to build up sketches.”

‘The beguiling nature of Beatty’s work is born of its opacity: he delights in hinting at an idea, but never truly giving it away. That’s what’s made his record sleeve designs so successful: the irresistible taste of what’s inside the packaging hinted for the viewer to discover their own story. The images he creates are disparate in style and theme, but united by a refusal to give too much away. “I really like not telling people what something is, or how to think about it,” he says. “I don’t like having an artist’s statement—I want the work to speak for itself and let people make their own interpretations.”’ — Eye On Design

 

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Designs

‘If they’re lucky, Robert Beatty’s succulent, airbrush-like artworks can sometimes grace the covers of bands’ albums, thus making them cool, successful and lucky in love and good fortune forever. Robert’s magic touch is a unique style lifted from way back when life on earth was cooler, and from some cauldron of fluid in his brain from which he draws impressive draughtsmanship and weird ideas.’ — It’s Nice That

 

White Suns “Psychic Drift”

The Flaming Lips “Oczy Mlody”

Thee Oh Sees “An Odd Entrances”

Thee Oh Sees “A Weird Exits”

Forma “Physicalist”

Idiot Glee “Idiot Glee”

Neon Indian “Slumlord”

Tame Impala “Currents”

Tame Impala “‘Disciples”

Damaged Bug (John Dwyer of the Oh Sees) “Cold Hot Plumbs”

Oneohtrix Point Never “Commissions II”

Oneohtrix Point Never “Commissions I”

Oneohtrix Point Never “R Plus Seven”

Ellie Herring “Kite Day”

Hair Police “Mercurial Rites”

Eric Lanham “The Sincere Interruption”

Peaking Lights “Lucifer”

AIDS Wolf Ma vie banale avant-garde”

Real Estate “Days”

Warmer Milks “Let Your Friends In”

 

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Further

Robert Beatty Website
Video: ‘Robert Beatty: Pitchfork Unsung’
Robert Beatty has become a one-man industry of psychedelic album art
Robert Beatty @ instagram
Robert Beatty Discography
Otherworldly album artwork from designer Robert Beatty
“Hopefully I’m leaving people with more questions than answers.”
Book: ‘Floodgate Companion’
Three Legged Race @ bandcamp
Robert Beatty’s psychedelic visions – in pictures
Alien Artifacts
Interview de Robert Beatty
Meet the Noise Musician Responsible for All Your Favorite Mind-Expanding Album Art
Robert Beatty’s Portal @The Wire
The duty of the right eye is to plunge into the telescope, whereas the left eye interrogates the microscope
GETTING WEIRD WITH ARTIST AND MUSICIAN ROBERT BEATTY
Robert Beatty by Matthew Erickson @ BOMB
Robert Beatty, Simultaneous Multidimensionality
Meet Robert Beatty

 

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Three Legged Race

‘Robert Beatty records his solo work under the name Three Legged Race, a project focused on claustrophobic geometries, intensely disfigured narratives, and genre-free experimentation. It’s electronic music most overtly, but defrocked of its sheen, with any conceivable hallmark of commercialism littered on the gravel. Beatty’s recent celebrated performances as Three Legged Race abandoned prior synthesizer-dependent set-ups in favor of an intentionally dematerialized approach, employing just a sequencer program in an iPhone, and a lone tape machine.’ — collaged

 

Jet Animal

Three Legged Race at Mata, Los Angeles, CA. August 20, 2013

Empty Timeline

Robert Beatty at Lampo – 10/11/08

Persuasive Barrier

Three Legged Race at Beachland 11.1.10

Solid, Liquid Or Daughter

 

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Interview
from Tiny Mix Tapes

 

What are your thoughts on the current state of album art? There aren’t many instantly recognizable artists floating around, but rather certain trends, like vintage collaging, that are being widely used. Do you feel a part of any specific movement like that?

I am pretty turned off by a lot of current record cover art. So much of it seems tossed off and lazy, but then again so does a lot of the music it is framing. It seems that with so much anonymous imagery being available on the internet, appropriation has stopped being a tool to transform the existing in something new and has become an easy way out. People seem so eager to adopt an aesthetic they view as desirable without trying to add anything of their own to it or creating something new. I’m sure this is a byproduct of the immediacy of the internet and the fact that most people only see record covers as a tiny thumbnail on a screen now.

People often see my work and assume it is appropriated because of the techniques I use, but I hope I am bringing something new to a tradition that I feel is greatly neglected now. I don’t think people are used to seeing so much work being put into something that for most people is secondary to the music. I try to make each cover fit the music as well as I possibly can and also put as much of myself into the work as possible. It’s very easy with Tumblr and other such blogs to just become another anonymous jpeg in a never ending stream of imagery. All in all, I’m just trying to make the best work I can for the music that I’m doing it for and always pushing myself to do new things and avoid falling into any sort of trends.

Do you see any merit in really simple collage art then, where two or three images have been thrown together? I guess it depends on the piece, but with your work you typically have at least some drawn element in there, right?

I am a huge fan of collage and a lot of the work I do is basically collage at the core, just made of elements that I created. I use collage all the time for show fliers and other things that a lot of people don’t see, but I try to always add something or combine things in an unexpected way. I’m not against appropriation at all, I just feel a lot of times it stems from laziness and imitation. The simplest solutions are most of the time the best and I often wish my work ended up being simpler than it is.

It can be hard to get really simple, it seems like the more work you do, the tendency is to pile more elements on. Not you specifically, but in general.

I just tend to end up with images that are way more complicated than they need to be. I’m pretty psyched about the new Peaking Lights record cover I did because of how simple it is.

What were some childhood and teenage influences?

I’ve always been a huge fan of animation and I feel like that has informed my work more than anything. Seeing things like Terry Gilliam’s animated sequences in Monty Python and weird Eastern European animation on the University of Kentucky Arts channel. I was pretty into to comic books when I was a teenager, so I’m sure that helped as well. There are so many things that influenced me that I loved when I was younger — Cal Schenkel’s art for the Mothers of Invention records, the art on a lot of the mid 1990s Matador records, Rene Laloux and Roland Topor’s Fantastic Planet, Alan Aldridge’s Beatles Illustrated Lyrics book, Grand Royal Magazine.

It seems like you mostly work on show fliers and album covers now, I’m guessing because they pay the bills. Do you prefer doing personal work or commissioned stuff?

I enjoy doing both and I try to keep a good balance between the two. I just enjoy doing art in any way, so it’s nice to be able to do it all the time

I’m also wondering how you approach covers for your own records versus a stranger’s; is there any important difference?

I actually have a relatively hard time coming up with art that I am happy with for my own music, specifically Three Legged Race stuff, which is just me. I often end up turning to doing something hand-drawn because it feels more appropriate.

I think a lot of artists are trying to sell an ambiguous idea that your airbrush style conveys, it’s almost like a comfort, maybe? Or why has that style caught on?

I think the appeal is that it evokes something that people can’t place. It definitely calls to mind the past, but I feel like there is a lot of potential in it to say something new. I like the idea that is so often associated with trash culture now, even though it used to be on the cover of every major magazine.

It’s interesting that old styles are being used to express more modern ideas, how all these things from the past are new conduits, there’s something almost demented about it.

Yeah. I feel like things move too fast now and tools that are still useful are being left behind without seeing their full potential. Also, the time commitment to learning traditional airbrush work is offset now by being able to imitate it with a computer.

Are there any specific goals or ambitions you have in your music?

Hopefully I’m leaving people with more questions than answers. I’ve got nothing to prove, but a lot to prod. I just want to keep making insane and adventurous music and art and doing things I haven’t done before. I’m trying to just take everything I like and mix it together to create something new and exciting. Confusion is sex, and I will continue to hide behind the curtain so people never quite know what’s happening.

I’ll wrap up by throwing out some random questions. What’s your favorite font?

I am pretty obsessed with Microgramma bold. It’s kind of a boring font that you see everywhere, but I love how industrial and stark it feels.

As you get older, do you find less inspiration in music and art?

No, the exact opposite. The older I get the more I want to do. I wish I had more time in the day or a couple clones.

In relation to music and art, is cynicism a totally negative force?

I think there is a certain power in being skeptical and questioning things, but I try to be encouraging to others around me and keep a positive outlook most of the time. Complaining about things you can’t control doesn’t get you anywhere. I am always excited to try new things and push myself to do things I’ve never done before. There’s a lot of bullshit in this world and I hope I’m not contributing to it.

How important is success to you at this stage in your life?

I’m just happy to be doing what I want to be doing and hope to be able to keep it up. I’m not trying to get rich, but it would be nice to make a comfortable living doing art and music. I ended up where I am playing noise music in shitty basements for nothing, so I’m pretty happy with how far I’ve come.

 

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Videos

‘I’d say I’m happiest with my work when it combines all of the elements of what I do into one cohesive whole. Using sound, graphics, and video to achieve a work that conveys something that can’t get across with just a record cover or music video. Usually this ends up being things that aren’t as high profile as most of the work I do, since most of the work people see are commissioned pieces such as record covers and music videos, which seem to me to be a part of someone else’s work anyway. Video and installation best allow me to combine everything I do into one self contained piece. My video “Landline” from my 2011 “Cream Grid Reruns” installation at Institute 193 stands in my mind as one of my most successful executions of this and I plan to do more work like this in the near future.’ — Robert Beatty

 

Robert Beatty “Landline”

The Apples in Stereo “CPU”

On Fillmore “Jornada Inteira”

Ma Turner “Living”

Robert Beatty “Egg Timer”

Live Island “King”

Dub Thompson “Dograces”

Profligate “Videotape”

Tropical Trash “Fat Kid’s Wig”

Robert Beatty & Eric Lanham “Intercepted Ruins”

Appearants “Weeding the Garden”

Circuit Des Yeux “3311”

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Jamie, Hi, J, wow, top of the draw. Which means you get me with the least amount of coffee, but I’ll do my utmost. Thanks for sharing your limbo. You get mine too. Good timing. Me too: I have a thing for snow globes, and when I go places that have souvenir snow globes on offer, I always check them out, and they’re never quite exciting enough, so ultimately I think I’m too picky (and non-moneyed up enough) to be a decent snow globe collector. Having that fall-back apartment but be relieving, assuming it’s not a dump or something, and I assume your friend wouldn’t have lived in a dump. Fingers ongoingly crossed. Yesterday’s editing went very well. We ended up watching the current cut at the end of the day. We still have a lot of work/fiddling to do, but we were both excited to see that the film we want is so close to the surface now. We have to show our cut to our producer next Friday, so we’ll be hunkering and hammering until then. My Friday is pre-ordained. What about yours? Punch-key love, Dennis. ** H, Hi. Thanks. ‘Un femme douce’ is a severe one, even for him, its true, but getting to watch that one in the theater is a pretty rare opportunity so … hm. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Well, she was with some pretty serious looking men whom she was listening to very seriously, so it didn’t like the right time, but I would say hi if I bumped into her, I think. Yes, and that most famous snow globe was in my post. ** Marshall Reese, Hi, Marshall. Thanks a lot for coming here, and for linking me up with your snow globes. Those are yours? That’s your company or something? Respect to you in that case, or, well, really in any case. Thanks again! Take care! ** Steevee, Hi. ‘Sucker’ is a quite good album and in the same-ish vein. I don’t know Iggy Azalea’s music. Thanks for the luck! And I hope the Beatty post turned out okay for you. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben, Yes, under the circumstances, it does seem like you guys got a surprisingly good outcome, which is a whole lot better than nothing, right? What now, I wonder. ** S., Hi. Your diet and mine are so oppositional. That’s exciting. The words ‘haunted’ and ‘cute’ together always make me nervous. The head banging kid … who’s that? There’s a head banging kid in our movie. Well, one and a half head banging kids. Well, not really kids. ** Nicholas Jason Rhoades, Hey there, buddy. It has been a bit. Jesus, so sorry about the big mess with your ‘health taker’. Shouldn’t it be ‘heath giver’? Maybe in that guy’s case the first term is accurate. Thanks for propping my mom. Man, you’ve had your fair share of mishaps since I last talked with you, Jesus, but the mural’s progress is a sliver lining, so good news on that. Well, certainly take care, my friend. ** Misanthrope, Yes, please do. Gisele and I really wanted to make a ‘Kindertotenlieder’ snow globe to sell at the shows, but of course the expense was prohibitive, but we might be setting up a ‘Kindertotenlieder’ Japan tour, in which case we might spring for it anyway since we have this feeling it could do biz there. Oh, yeah, ‘Wonder Woman’. I’ll wait for a flight for that, but I am curious. ** Alistair, Hi, Alistair! I am well, thank you very much. The editing goes excitingly and will hopefully pay off as we have dreamed. The fact that the next book is percolating in some way is probably enough for now, and a next book’s insistent percolating is its most underrated phase. I do think about Bresson re: the film. Not in the moment of actually making it, but I do when we’re devising the kinds of performances we want, and I thought of Bresson just yesterday when we were watching the current cut of the film, how his work is in there, or, more lik,e behind there, and how the way the film works is not how his films work but yet isn’t so different at the same time, which probably makes no sense, but I often end up making no sense when I think/talk about Bresson. Short answer: yes. You have an absolutely splendid weekend, Mr. Mc! ** Kyler, Hi. Oh, interesting. I don’t think I ever experience that kind of forgetting. I sometimes think that doing the p.s. has been very good training for my memory. I have to remember so many things to do it properly. Happy Full Moon to you, assuming the sleeplessness part isn’t a huge drag. ** Okay. Today’s post happened because d.l. Steevee was talking about Robert Beatty and wrote something about him and all of that triggered the idea to do a post about his work, which isn’t a particularly interesting backstory, but that’s the story’s back. See you tomorrow.