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DecisionMaker, 19
Hollywood

Experienced, sane, creative teen looking for older men who want to lose their discipline control, structure, and their need to offer guidance.

I decide what happens to you in bed. You obey. You need someone to decide for you, control you, make you horny and give you the reason you can cum and when.

Offspring issues welcome. I take control of your head. You do what you’re told. I make things simple and exciting for you. You say, “Thank you Son.”

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Bottom
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users between 45 and 99
Rate hour 250 Dollars
Rate night 500 Dollars

 

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LETS_FUN_WITH_ME, 18
Lima

I’d like to sell my underwear. Write me a e-mail, and write that you want my underwear in it. I will reply and submit a link for payment. Pay and then collect by the mail my underwear or if you live near Lima collect in person if you want. If you’d like to be more creative I’m listening.

Guestbook of LETS_FUN_WITH_ME

LETS_FUN_WITH_ME (Owner) – Aug 9, 2017
Ok, sounds good if you wear a condom, but up the $ to 100, and you won’t want to suck my penis. Draw your own conclusion about that.

thetopexperience – Aug 8, 2017
How about this creative option:

You lie blindfolded wearing boxers flat on your stomach. I come in and place 50 euros on your lower back. I rip your boxers open and lick your ass until it’s lubed then shove my dick in you, fuck hard and come in your hole. I feel good, and I go back home with your ripped boxers. (Possibly with you sucking my dick or me yours: +20 euros) (With kisses: +10euro)

I’ll be in Lima 08/13-08/17.

LETS_FUN_WITH_ME (Owner) – Aug 1, 2017
I’m going to decide you say that as a compliment.

yvanw98 – Aug 1, 2017
I want to boil you to death in my urine.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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lyrical4life, 18
Riga

Good day,

I am the Tobi am 18 years old and knows exactly what I want to be and I can say a lot about me but it wouldn’t be ever enough to said and I am looking for someone who are looking for what you are looking for and where to find it but not too far unless I need to go to that place.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 70 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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poete, 18
London

“The lovers of prostitutes
Are happy, willing and satisfied;
As for me, my arms are broken
For hugging clouds. ”

I’m actually 13 years old.

Guestbook of poete

Anonymous – Aug 6, 2017
crickets

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position More bottom
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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LucasXVI, 22
Paris

I want to fill my life with laughter, music, art and wealthy lovers, all of which makes me feel deeply alive!

“We have art in order not to die of the truth” – Friedrich Nietzsche (paraphrase)

I am not your regular escort. I know they all say that, but they took it from me.

I am neither a pain in anyone’s ass nor a psycho nor a partly attractive guy who thinks charging for sex will beautify me. My English is decent and articulate, and I will unquestionably enrapture you in bed and make you pinch yourself outside, on one condition: don’t assume you are my superior just because you’re the one who’s (maybe) paying. In the financial wealth versus physical beauty wars, beauty always wins, or mine does.

Dicksize XL, No entry
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking Versatile
Oral No entry
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age Users between 18 and 62
Rate hour 1000 Euros
Rate night 3500 Euros

 

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romulus, 18
Reșița

I’m into older guys (50s – 60s) and not an escort unless having to pay some people I’ve owed money to back with sex counts and I’m just looking for a serious boyfriend but since I’m unemployed since January and very broke right now I thought his would be the best place to start looking.

Guestbook of romulus

andrea-topclasse – Aug 2, 2017
You call yourelf Andrea, then Walter, then romulus: in fact your real name is shit !!!

Michael199 – July 28, 2017
Short but beautiful.

TOPMEN88 – July 21, 2017
you can even give it 1000 euros but no embraces you, no kisses you, you do not even put it in his behind, it just sucks it … and do not ask him to crap for charity, he would ask you other 1000 euros …

Anonymous – Jul 9, 2017
Beware of romulus is a missed woman, says he is active but has no erection, does not like being fucked, really noisy.

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting Active / passive
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 15 Euros
Rate night 35 Euros

 

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Ilovedeadgirls, 19
Tel Aviv

I’m normal and shit during the day, but I’m mysterious at night… pay me to know me.

Guestbook of Ilovedeadgirls

big-dragon – Aug 11, 2017
I sprang for him. The only thing mysterious about him is why a guy with such a tiny dick thinks he’s a 200 Euro top. No wonder he loves dead girls.

Dicksize S, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Top only
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting Active / passive
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Euros
Rate night 1200 Euros

 

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SolidGold, 19
District of Columbia

Due to the nature of my life, my profile is vague and sparse. With the right amount of money, I will be open and honest. Until then, I do not know you and will protect myself. If you cannot appreciate the deep vulnerability this escorting nonsense brings upon me, then be gone. If you must insist on a naked picture up front, then be gone.

Your sexual tastes are not a priority. Your looks are not a priority. If you have the right chunk of change, your distance is not a priority. Nothing is a priority but your money. If I am not sufficiently your physical type to pay a lot, then you are not the one for me.

I am otherwise a homophobic straight boy. But there is a deep, deep need inside me that can be unlocked with the right amount of dough. I may be outside the ‘politically correct range’ for gay culture, but what I will tell you is I am a great fuck. I am not an amateur. I have a full life, with one piece missing.

PS – Words are powerful.

Guestbook of SolidGold

Anonymous – Aug 5, 2017
Nothing has to be added to what has been said.

HOT_XXL_TOP – Aug 3, 2017
He came to my place tonight and we went to dinner and then I fucked him.

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position More top
Kissing Yes
Fucking More top
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 1000 Dollars
Rate night 3000 Dollars

 

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99-CHERMS, 21
Lisbon

We have the best cocaine in lisbon.
With a high degree of proven purity. Comes straight from Bolívia in the hands.
We will answer only contacts with real interest.
This profile will not be active for a long time.
The values ​​are
0.6g 80e
1.1g 130e ..
place to combine ..

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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SEXUALSUSPECT, 20
Cancún

WELCOME LITERALLY EVERY1
I am Victoria Uribe … Colombian … I am 20 years old, student, I measure 178cm, 100% natural, without surgeries, soft skin & feminine voice.

SPECIALTY: I ACCEPT THE DEEP BLACK KISS!
You’ll be able to tell how much I love it :-)!

… I do it in a hotel near downtown that has a discrete exit into an alley …

Guestbook of SEXUALSUSPECT

giovanni69ok – Aug 1, 2017
3k is a pittance to give a boy that gorgeous the deep black kiss. if i didnt live in chicago, id pay him 10k.

Shinylifethings – Aug 1, 2017
She says she does allow the deep black kiss, but what she doesn’t mention in her profile is for that she charges an extra $3000.

blondguy26 – Jul 30, 2017
I find it very very difficult to believe that a girl/boy as pretty as this one accepts the deep black kiss. If that were true, she/he would be a very very sought after and wealthy, not a $100 whore.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking Versatile
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night 800 Dollars

 

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Dress_Code, 18
Basel

I am Ludwig van Beethoven. I offer a variety of sexual services but with a strict Dress Code. Read on.

I am Brazilian, 18 years, and full of milk, a young woman full of milk who has been offering professional sexual experiences since the age of thirteen. I am a veteran of knowing how to make you delirious with pleasure.

If you can not think of anyone with the male footprint you like, this time you’ve met a young man who will make you almost blind, deaf, and dumb from pleasure on my dick or in my ass.

Now, before you feel too worthy and ready … the Dress Code. You must be wearing satin. Ideally the thick smooth acetate satin often used for boxing gear. You must wear a satin suit, a satin shirt and pants. Satin anything else (tie, shoes, underwear, hat, gloves, etc.) is preferred but optional.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 350 Euros
Rate night 1100 Euros

 

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BarelyFits, 18
Shrewsbury

Hey whats up my name is scott, online i go by mojo looking to do anything for anyone for any amount of $
I come from a wealthy family so i dont need money it just seems fair you know
Everything beautiful has a catch, its immoral, illegal or makes you fat, i won’t make you fat 😉
Im erotic to be around i guess and am willing to do anything im not kidding 😛 anyways just pay me a little xx

Mojo~

Guestbook of BarelyFits

DIESEL_500 – July 30, 2017
I can be crosdresers!!

SportyGentleman – Jul 18, 2017
Hire him if you are short on cash like me and looking for a clean ass …
… for quick fuck an ass
… for long, intense, hard, deep fuck an ass
… to fuck an ass for hours and hours
… to experiment with an ass
… to rim deep an ass
… to spank an ass
… to feet fuck an ass
… to finger an ass
… to do whatever you want to an ass

Luckyricky – Jun 26, 2017
Hi Mojo 😉
I hope you have a very nice evening 😉 And i really like you so much and i think you are so fantastic guy and i really like you so much! 😉
Kisses <3<3<3

handsomehunk001 – Jun 21, 2017
Wow you are extremely cute and you have
a beautiful face to lick for hours!!!! an awesome gorgeous face to lick for many long hours!!!!!!!!
Exactly all that I am looking for on Friday June 21st at my place in Luxembourg!!!!!!!!!

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral No entry
Dirty Yes
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 8 Pounds
Rate night 25 Pounds

 

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sensation-white, 19
Sydney

I have been denying my tendency to be a gay for a few years, but in the last week of June on a wilderness canoe/camping trip with friends and other guys things changed. A guy I had just met on the trip made a move on me and was very determined to fuck me. I pushed him away at first but then I surrendered to him. He got me interested in further exploring my fuckable side. I hope to meet top guys and I’m charging for now because I’m ready to be gay for pay but not the whole hog yet.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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DannyCarter, 18
Inglewood

In South Cali Smoke drink fuck? $$$$$$$ While listening to rock? Wow

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing No
Fucking Versatile
Oral No entry
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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CastroSex, 20
Liège

I LIKE FUCKING A LOT. Love to hear audible wet slopping noises as I use ur precum to jerk u off. MY BALLS ARE CRAZY. The friction of my drill against ur sphincter turning ur physical behaviour reminiscent to jelly. Pulsing holes are a + but not essential. WELL I CAN DO THIS JOB WITHOUT VIAGRA OR OTHER CHEMICALS. I THINK IT’S A REASON THAT U CAN FEEL THAT MY REALLY HORNY AND EXPERIENCED BODY IS WITH U. As soon as my monster reaches ur prostate, u’ll be in for a VERY unforgettable surprise. AT THE CLIMAX MY BALLS TIGHTEN THEN U FEEL MY MONSTER BLAST THE FIRST WAVE OF MAN JUICE INTO UR PULSATING GUTS WHILST THE REMAINING SQUIRTS SEARCH CONFUSED INSIDE UR ASS FOR EGGS TO FERTILIZE. Please note I cum “90% OF THE TIME”.

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking Top only
Oral No
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age Users older than 30
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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SissyBoySeeksSenior, 20
Dortmund

Hey it is nice that you see my profile.
I am 20 years old, slim, visually arresting and like to wear dresses, lingerie, nylons and heels.

Yes I have a boy face, but I will wear latex mask, so you do not have to see anything … 😉

I am looking for a senior …
Since I am still quite inexperienced (total virgin) I am looking for only a contact who has problem with erections.
You should be over 60 years old.
Much older if possible.

Discount for very bearded bears, think Santa.

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty No entry
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users over 60
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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My_life_my_rules, 19
Bratislava

I’m a 19 year old that plays the guitar and likes Green Day.

Yes, I’m pretty beautiful for a Romanian guy.

I have HIV. Yup you read that right. I ain’t dying soon though so don’t you worry about that.

I offer unforgettable rimming, good oral and at-your-risk anal at your hotel.

The first 15 minutes of sex are free. After that it costs 10 euros per minute.

I’m getting tired of running and running.

Guestbook of My_life_my_rules

Anonymous – Jul 2, 2017
ATTENTION! profile clearly states “Free service (oral sex, anal sex): 15 minutes”. but when i met him, he spent 5 minutes talking and 10 minutes laboriously taking his jeans off. LIES!

Anonymous – Jul 2, 2017
Amazing date. Talented mouth and tight hole. It took me 18 minutes to cum but he let me have it for nothing after haggling a bit.

mattman0 – Jul 2, 2017
I’ve been visiting him once a day for a month now for the free services. Best blowjobs and rimjobs ever! On my last visit I finally paid for 10 extra minutes and he made me cum twice.

Romulo1 – Jun 19, 2017
This boy needs meds. While I was fucking him, he spent most of the time looking over his shoulder every time we heard a noise because he thought a monster was coming to kill him. Because of that, I did not cum.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Very_Smart_David, 20
Berlin

Helle i´m David and i arive from Sweden in Berlin to this happy day and i find the Town and the People so friendly, i think i stay little and make you all happy!

Guestbook of Very_Smart_David

Killerbee – Mar 11, 2017
its probably just me, but i found his intelligence a turn off

Anonymous – Feb 28, 2017
Smartest attractive boy ever

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Witch96, 20
Timișoara

Hi you, yes you!

I’m looking for a very serious man for me I’m not looking for sex or adventures I won’t send you photos of my face because I am unsorted but I feel like seeing my ass should be enough.

I am a witch. Not metaphorically. My mind is taken but my body is available, just not for sex.

If you’re unable to write a whole sentence don’t text me! And, no, “Hi. Sex?” is not a sentence.

STOP REPORTING ME! I keep needing to make a new profile cuz some asshole who I turned down keeps reporting me! Grow up please.

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active / passive
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 25 Euros
Rate night 50 Euros

 

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be_still_my_heart, 22
Barcelona

It’s fine, my face.
I eat you cock big for my mouth.
I love you a lot.
I hope you know that I will do everything I can to make you happy.
Excerpt bareback.
Message me I don’t know how to use this app.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 40 Euros
Rate night 70 Euros

 

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BIGabry, 20
Milan

I’m bi and here to find only money. Well ..find men or women with money but the money is whats important. No offense. I need 600 € since at amazon I saw the samsung galaxy s8 at less than 600 euro (saving about 300 euros).

Guestbook of BIGabry

TripluXXX – Jul 28, 2017
LOL! And I bought him a phone tonight. Interesting that neither of the first two commenters mentioned that those photos in his profile aren’t of him, not even remotely close.

FrankForYou – Jul 28, 2017
@madjesty when did you have your date with him cuz i bought him a samsung galaxy s8 on thursday.

madjesty – Jul 22, 2017
As soon as he arrived he made me write on a piece of paper that I agreed to buy him the Samsung Galaxy and we both signed it. He seemed to think that was legal and binding.
We sat on the sofa and I started kissing him. I became big immediately. Very big. He could not have it entirely in his mouth. I forced him anyway to deep throat, which was very hot. I fingered his ass while he was sucking.
Finally I put on the condom and fucked his ass in all the positions. Very hard. Then I got him to suck the ass flavored cock and I rimmed his hole. He seemed reasonably into it and I came for the first time.
We had a break, talking about our life.
We went back to it and he sucked me again till it was big and hard and I fucked him again in front of a mirror. I came for the second time with my big cock in his ass and I kept pounding him long afterwards. It was fantastic. Then I rimmed his ass for a long while.
For all the time (1h and 10 mins) I had the feeling he was enjoying that he was about to have a new phone as much as I was enjoying him.
After we walked to the closest electronic store and it took us an hour to walk five blocks his ass was so in pain, during which I could still taste his ass in my mouth.
The best 600 euros I ever spent on anything.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 600 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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GrimReaper, 18
Chicago

Im Jessie Im A Goth Kid, marilyn manson is life Im just 18 single and live with my mom and her boyfriend both who are also goth and mom is a witch, for my 18th birthday i wanted a coffin so mom got me one i think its pretty cool im sure others would love my bed room im here to give paid tours of my bed room and maybe meet a goth man whos down to screw me in my coffin.

Guestbook of GrimReaper

GrimReaper (Owner) – Aug 2, 2017
Yes 🙂

loved_and_hated – Aug 2, 2017
U even real?

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users under 50
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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deadbroke, 20
Prague

Young cute skinny Czech boy available for sex lead on a leash by his tennis coach. Sounds strange but tennis is my life and this is how I pay the coach for my lessons. You can feel, touch, lick, eat, fuck, even order me around! I will pose for you, then you or coach can remove my clothes, then I will do what you say. For an additional cost you can watch me take a tennis lesson (2 hours) then have sex with me when I am very sweaty and fragrant. My coach must always be there, and he will not get in your way but he will hold the leash and masturbate.

Dicksize S, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Euros
Rate night 790 Euros

 

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BOYNEEDYOU, 18
Berlin

Hey, I’m a very nice boy. I’m looking forward to meeting other people.

Fuck: I am always passive with fucking
Pale: I do not pale, I read pale
Kissing: I do not like it. But you can kiss my body
Feet: you can smell my delicious feet and kiss them
Cuddling: we can cuddle together in bed
Showers: we can have a nice shower together

I am available 24 hours, but if it’s in the morning I will be crabby and my mouth will taste like coffee.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros

 

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TrackingSomeone, 23
Toronto

My name is Matheus but you can call me Matt my IP was flagged and I need to get in touch with someone don’t contact me

Ok I found him thanks for your patience I’m ready again to make you understand what the word SEX means

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position Bottom only
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom only
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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boykink, 19
Berlin

Hey guys. Me and my master Ben run a gay fashion label called VLK Berlin together. My master likes the idea of renting my ass out to buy whips.

My master will have to stay and watch through our session. He’s fun and loves to see me get slam fucked, beaten, etc. You can also just watch him abuse me if you want. We are both quite exhibitionistic and have a cool, colourful take on torture.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 300 Euros
Rate night 1200 Euros

 

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CUM-IN-MY-HOLE, 18
Drobeta-Turnu Severin

So I imagine only please please the sauce in my hole and WITHOUT shit rubber!
I want to feel penises in my sensitive, ultra-narrow, only once fucked hole and no (rubber)!

For the horny wet, happy fuckers who like to fuck with sperm already in the hole, you can with an extra charge of EUR 40 sperm then afterwards fuck farther in my hole and then cum again!

I am currently NOT available, I’ll get back to you as soon as I have a storm as well as an asshole free!
You must visit me while I leave the door open when you are there and with a wet-happy asshole lying on the table with coconut and dildo pre-machined hole!
Come and just push inside. Then you’ll blow up until you explode! Oh ya, I’m very happy already!
I do not care about your appearance and age, I only care if you enjoy it and spray your load full into the asshole! Your sperm then can also gladly sucked out in your mouth.

PS: If I do not write back it’s because I’ve not noticed you because I am busy getting fucked!
I look straight, I fuck girls, but it’s men I want now since I was deflowered 1 week ago by a man who was very fond of fucking the ass!

I like it even if you lick my asshole before and gladly synonymous still lick my asshole after the explosion! For in that my asshole is also more productive for you.

Are you a horny? Do you drip your juice now thinking of my asshole to inject? Or have you already cum with the thought that your cock is stuck in my hole?
I had my first fuck on 10.07. My first time! It was so great in my asshole. I had seen it before in porn. Who likes to visit me?
If you want to keep your penis in my ultra-angel hole for an hour or longer, price is on agreement!

Send me if you have a picture of your penis, so I can get off on it until you come and push it into me and give me your load in the butt!
Yes you have correctly understood, I love it ANIMALLY without stinking, disgusting rubber in my ultra-tight cunt!

Put the money on the left of me after you come in my room and have made it through the door. Afterwards without talking you push in with your stiff penis, if it is still not stiff you can rub your penis against my hole or simply look at my asshole and jerk you and imagine your stiff penis right up to the balls in my asshole.

PS: I care very much about my health, before and after my asshole is properly washed! My immune system is stable, and I worry, but I have trust in my priorities!
What are you waiting for? Just push it in!

PS: I have a mask lying next to me, and next to the house entrance is also a mask. If you want me absolutely discreet and unknown with a hole, put my mask on me, then if you want put the other mask on you!

Last but not least, just shut up, please fill my hole and just inject, no one will get sick of it! PROMISED!

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Bottom
Kissing No entry
Fucking Only bottom
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 20 Euros
Rate night 80 Euros

 

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AlexTeen, 22
Marijampolė

Teen boy seeking for a man who can been in my life as someone

Guestbook of AlexTeen

RUBEN_MACHOFUCKER – Aug 10, 2017
You can’t be 22 and a teen boy at the same time. For your information.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Dollars
Rate night 600 Dollars

 

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Ski, 24
Zurich

I’m full of thoughts that you will like. One thing is for certain I expect your dick down my throat and up my ass a lot. Who am I? I am Femboy-catch. Regulars call me Ski. I am into dark broody things and I love a good fuck. What kind of fuck am I? It depends who I fuck with. If you are boring so will I be. If you’re wild or intense, I will be more wild or intense. So its more a question of who are you?

Guestbook of Ski

Anonymous – Jun 13, 2017
He said he arrived in a taxi, but stepping out of a time machine is more believable. I was road manager of the band Culture Club at their commercial peak and Ski is exactly the kind of trashy fag boys who hung around their dressing room hoping to get famous dick but usually wound up with me. As for Ski himself, he’s almost sexy when he isn’t camping it up, which is never. His ass makes a great first impression but has clearly been around a million blocks a million times. So I went dumpster diving. Hot!

MartinxXx – Apr 17, 2017
He looks interesting enough, but I found him a bore. He said that was my fault. Possibly.

Anonymous – May 4, 2017
I am genuine and you are synonymous.

Plays – Mar 19, 2017
Hello tho I am happy about your new profile here. , , , please re-enter the old pictures of you from before you went crazy. You were great, and now I don’t know what you are , , , .Lg. matthias

Karolfranz – Mar 17, 2017
Hello Ski,
What has happened to you?! You are a mess! You should delete your profile! With you I had one of my most beautiful dates. Now you look like a cheap garbage trendy lowlife from 1987. Even if this was 1987, you would look like a joke.

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p.s. Hey. ** Bill, Hi. Oh, okay, I understand. Still … never having been there myself, even the basics sound pretty exciting. Thank you for letting me know about the broken link. I’ll correct that. Have continuing big fun! ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! Great to see you! Oh, I’m so, so sorry to hear about your grandfather. That’s very intense, I’m so sorry. Are you holding up and okay? Were you close with him? Hang in there, my friend. I’m glad that you got to see PJH and your beloved Kasabian before. Let me know how you’re doing. My weekend and Monday were good. Saw good visiting friends and now I’m busy working on the new Gisele dance piece. It’s all fine. Have the best day possible, and please let me know how everything went. ** Kyler, Hi, K. Really glad you liked the post. Thanks a lot! He was an extremely interesting guy and artist. And thank you too about The Believer piece. Yes, it’s thrilling to me when people take my GIF work seriously because I take it very seriously. So, yeah, that was very rewarding. Have a good one. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Thanks for the Ruiz link. I’ll pass it on. Everyone, re: Pierre Klossowski, Mr. Ehrenstein offers an excellent extension. Here he is: ‘Here’s a link to “The Hypothesis of the Stolen Painting” — Raul Ruiz’s adaptation of Klossowski’s masterpiece “Le Baphomet” In it Jean Reno makes his film debut playing his ancestor — a Templar Knight.’ ** Nick Toti, Hi, Nick. Ah, yeah, I get you. Yeah, Zac and I have been really lucky to have found a producer for our film who does the grant applying and funds-seeking for us because I wouldn’t where to start. I think about crowd funding too, but, yeah, there’s something that wards me off. And not just that you need to become to become your crowd funding effort’s 24/7 publicist to even hope to make it work if you’re not in a situation that goes viral. But crowd funding does work, I guess, because I know a few filmmakers who’ve gotten the money they needed that way. Begging rich friends is another way, yeah. I hope a way opens up. Are you planning and working on or towards other projects in the meantime? ** Tosh Berman, Hi. I know their relationship was fraught, but I don’t think I’ve read anything about it that wasn’t just saying that in a general way. Yes, that’s what I found when I looked into the Benchley post possibility, and yet he’s certainly someone who would make for quite a fascinating post if I can figure it out, Yes, if any angle springs to mind, that would be great, Thank you! ** Jamie, Hey, hey. Nanterre was good. The piece still needs a bunch of work, so I’m going back out there very shortly to spend the day working. The first, like, 1/3 of the piece is pretty perfect, but then it gets messy, and it’s currently about twice as long as it needs to be, so today we’ll start doing some heavy editing. I think it’s going to be extremely good, and the performers themselves are amazing, so it’s just a matter of buckling down and slicing and rebuilding and stuff. Oh, sorry the hotel isn’t charming you. I do like staying in hotels usually. Can you de-crush the ideas? Ease back a little or something? ‘House of Leaves’ seems legitimately rip-off-able, so that could be okay? But I’m in the camp that thinks ‘HoL’ has a great idea that it doesn’t execute greatly. All the texts in the Klossowski post were old, so … I’m not sure if more of his work has been published or republished in English since then. You should be able to get his novels somehow. I think they’re my favorite works by him. My Tuesday will be full of work on the dance piece and undoubtedly nothing much else. But that’s fine. Workshopping … eek. How did it go? I mean it’s not impossible that that approach can work, but … ? I hope everything approaches some level of perfection for you today. The mesmerist’s crystal ball love, Dennis. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hey Ben. Psychedelic! One of the magic words! Well, that sounds okay, all in all. And how was the intro to your big plans’ new digs? ** Jeff J, Hi, Jeff. Thanks, man. Oh, wow, cool, thank you for resending the Cortazar images! As soon as I get a break from work, I’ll check them out and see if they do the trick, and, if so, rebuild the post post-haste. Great, thank you so much! Other than your headaches, things sound exciting on your end, very cool. New Francis Ponge translation? No, I don’t know about that. Wow, I’ll obviously investigate that. Thank you a lot for the alert. ** Misanthrope, Thank you for the warning. I’m, obviously, a guilty party. I will correct my elocution as of now, whew. Well, kind of transparent about certain things maybe? Or I’m psychic? Yeah, maybe I’m psychic. That’s a better reason. I’m trying to hold out hope that I’m immortal, but, I don’t know. But … you never know. Well, I guess you do know. Oh, life is too short, it’s so sad. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Well, yes, you seem genuinely very angry about that. I’m sorry you can’t get direct resolution by contacting the guy himself and hearing his reasoning from the horse’s mouth, unless you think he could have no legitimate reason for having done that, and it does sound like you’ve made up your mind. ** H, Hi. Oh, I’ll look for Coolidge stuff when I can, but please don’t wait for me because I’m suddenly very busy with the new Gisele piece, and I can tell that other things will suffer. No rejection from me about anything whatsoever. I’m not really a rejector type, I don’t think. My neighborhood is just a little like that too. The closest grocery and even place to buy cigarettes is quite a long walk from me. But yours’ serenity is very nice. ** Joseph, You could indeed to do that. I wish the images were higher resolution. There might be higher resolution ones online somewhere now since that post was made years ago. Thank you about The Believer. Yes, I’m very happy about it. ‘Rabbit Cake’, yeah, I too suddenly feel a Siren’s call from that title. Interesting. Yes, you’re kind of near Charlottesville. Jesus Christ, right? Fucking hell. ** Okay. Well, it’s the 15th today, and, duh, the escort’s have seized that opportunity to flood the blog, with no small amount of help from me, I guess. Anyway, see you tomorrow.

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Now: NeuroGen (Walibi, Holland)
‘Recently, Walibi Holland opened its new “NeuroGen” VR experience, which is the first VR attraction developed by Dutch film company I-MOR. In “NeuroGen” guests are immersed into a neuro clinic, where they can have their brain capacity enlarged. After they have taken a seat (specially designed by Kraftwerk) and put on Samsung’s Gear VR headsets, the exciting and sometimes horrific experience begins.’

 

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2019: Unnamed Jurassic Park Attraction (Universal Studios, Japan)
‘Screamscape sources have confirmed that the new Jurassic Park themed ride going into Universal Studios Japan for 2016 is better than we could have hoped… it will be a B&M Flyer. I don’t quite know how elaborate the themeing will be, but this sounds almost like a revival of the old cancelled plans once in place for Islands of Adventure that would have seen a B&M Flyer coaster built inside a giant Pteranodon Aviary structure.’

 

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2018: Two Bit Circus (Los Angeles)
‘In early 2018, experiential entertainment company Two Bit Circus will open the country’s first micro-amusement park in downtown Los Angeles. The company’s founders Brent Bushnell and Eric Gradman will house the high-tech park (that will have an old school carnival feel) inside of a former power plant in Lincoln Heights. The entrepreneurial duo are hoping it will be the first in a chain of such parks that will use technology to bring people together to play. Two Bit’s CTO Gadman believes that the small-scale park will completely disrupt the entertainment industry. He says, “The world has nothing like this. There’s no place that takes advantage of smaller spaces like we intend to do. There’s no place that’s filled with content that’s constantly being rotated… there’s no place where new technologies can come and live and be showcased in a place that allows everyone to play with them, and when they get old and stale we replace them with newer, cooler stuff.” Bushnell, Two Bit’s CEO and son to the man who founded both Atari and Chuck-e-Cheese, talked about how IRL immersive experiences are the new “cool,” “People want new life experience you could think of their Instagram as kind of a new kind of currency rate and is not wearing the shirt that has the Porsche logo that says you’re cool, it’s what kind of cool new experiences you’re getting into, and so this is about a place for new life experience.” The company raised $15 million dollars in January to help bring their vision to life.’

 

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2018: F.L.Y. (Phantasialand, Germany)
‘German theme park Phantasialand today announced plans to build the world’s longest and first launched flying coaster, to be named “Fly” (stylized F.L.Y.). An opening date wasn’t specified, but given the announcement date, 2018 seems likely — but I’m not ruling out 2019, especially considering Phantasialand’s standard of intricate, immersive theming. While exact length of Fly is unknown, to claim the “world’s longest” title, it will need to surpass the current record holder, Flying Dinosaur at Universal Studios Japan.’

 

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Unknown: Shahre Ghese (Tehran, Iran)
‘The first ever theme park in Iran was originally due to open in 2016. Shahre Ghese (Story City) has been designed by Canada’s Forrec, and its backers claim that it will include rides supplied by major manufacturers including Intamin, Mack Rides and Zamperla – all based in Europe. Shahre Gheseh Theme Park is to occupy 38 hectares of land with 45 rides and 28 attractions developed into seven zones: Creation Courtyard, History Plaza, Silk Road, Adventure World, Land of Myths, Future Zone and City of Toys. It has been estimated that by the completion of phase 1 and 2, 9 million people will visit Shahre Gheseh annually, and it will rank in the Top 10 Amusement/Theme Parks worldwide in terms of number of attendees. Unfortunately, while construction work was started in 2015, photos appear to show that it has ground to a complete halt. Perhaps unsurprisingly, given its location, very little is known about the status of the project and why work has stopped.’

 

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Unknown: Spinning Interactive Dark Ride (Alterface, Belgium)
‘During Asian Attractions Expo (AAE), the international trade show for the attractions industry from 13 till 16 June 2017 in Singapore, Alterface will unveil a new and unique ride concept. The Spinning Interactive Dark Ride features the new Alterface proprietary IP Popcorn Revenge® as spectacular theming. Alterface rolled out its Rotating Theater in 2007, offering an interactive experience with immersive themed scenery within a limited footprint. The second generation now brings a tally new dimension into this concept in the form of a Spinning Interactive Dark Ride. The new Spinning Interactive Dark Ride is a creative and innovative solution combining an immersive five-minute attraction within a very small footprint, accommodating up to 600 people per hour. In blocks of 40 seconds, the platform rotates to move each group of 8 players through an immersive series of scenes. The theatre includes themed scenery, large integrated screens, custom media, projection mapping, sounds, dynamic lighting and special effects. These are all managed by Alterface Show control FX studio™. The system is compatible with all types of interactivity: shooting, drag and drop, 4D shooter™ and gesture recognition.’

 

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Now: The Viking Voyage (Tayto Park, Ireland)
‘We are delighted to announce our new and exciting attraction “The Viking Voyage at the Park”. We are dedicated to bringing cutting-edge attractions to Tayto Park and this particular ride is one of a kind. We are very excited to unveil it to the public in the coming months. With 1.7 million litres of water, a viking village, 5 replica viking ships and 20 life size Vikings, families can expect to feel the splash on the latest addition to Ireland’s favourite theme park and zoo. Over 10,000 tonnes of concrete and 500 tonnes of steel have gone into the construction of the ride so far, with staff learning and using building methods from the viking age to create a truly authentic experience.’

 

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2018: Infinity Rapids (SeaWorld, Orlando)
‘During a scheduled press event this morning, SeaWorld Orlando announced an all-new river rapids ride coming to the park in 2018. Infinity Falls will take passengers on a ride through a lost jungle river, winding around waterfalls, fountains, and the remains of an ancient civilization. To get your adrenaline pumping, the ride will send you flying through chutes before a 40-foot plunge down the tallest drop of its kind. After landing in the churning whitewater below, the ride takes you through Harmony Village to end on a message of inspiration and illustrate the connection to the world’s rivers.’

 

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2018: Electric Eel (SeaWorld, San Diego)
‘The roller coaster, which the marine park hopes to open by early summer 2018, proposes a combination of loops, twists and a nearly 150-foot-high ascent followed by an inverted roll designed to give riders an upside-down view of Mission Bay. Both the design and feel of the coaster are inspired by eels, which are known for their unique hunting abilities, moving easily in and out of crevices, tying themselves in knots and, among some species, generating electricity to attack their prey. SeaWorld designers are working on a way to mimic the behavior of electric eels at the start of the ride. As the individual vehicles prepare to launch, riders will sense the generation of electricity via lighting and sound techniques, and people in the ride plaza will also experience that with the help of LED lights and strobes, according to Brian Morrow, vice president of theme park design for SeaWorld.’

 

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Never: Secret Life of Pets Dark Ride (Universal Studios, Hollywood & Orlando)
‘It was rumored for months that a trackless dark ride featuring many of audio animatronic figures themed around Universal’s new movie, “The Secret Life Of Pets”, would be coming to Universal Orlando Resort and Universal Studios Hollywood in the near future. The Hollywood ride was rumored to open in 2018 and the Orlando version would of opened a year or two later. Although the ride was never officially announced by any of the Universal parks, months ago NBC Universal executive Steve Burke confirmed that Secret Life Of Pets attractions were in development. It appeared that construction at Universal Studios Hollywood had started for the attraction, but then it unexpectedly came to a halt. Sources say the reason is the movie’s underperformance to Universal’s standards. It made $873.6 million at the box office, which is more than Despicable Me’s 2010 box office earnings of $543.1 million, but less than Minions(2015) $1.159 billion.’

 

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Now: Ghost – The Haunted House (Legoland, Denmark)
‘Take a deep breath and sneak inside The Haunted House, crawling with vampires, ghosts, monsters and all sorts of creepy-crawlies. On your way through the scary house, you can chase ghosts in the enchanted mirror maze, but be careful not to get lost or die laughing on your way. You can also look forward to meeting The Crazy Scientist and his mad experiment that will send you and your brave family floating and perhaps even drop youuuuu….! You must be at least 130 cm tall to ride alone. Children between 110 cm and 130 cm tall may go on this ride accompanied by a responsible person. Don’t forget to buy a memory of your drop in the Ghost – The Haunted House – your proof that you survived the 8 m free fall.’

 

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2019: PolerCoaster (Atlantic City)
‘A state agency Thursday offered financial support to a proposed $138 million attraction that would feature a vertical rollercoaster near Atlantic City’s Boardwalk. The Economic Development Authority approved a $38.4 million grant to help fund the PolerCoaster, which would drop riders about 350 feet while they spiral around a tower. The PolerCoaster – expected to be the only one in the Northeast – would rise on about 1.3 acres of vacant land off the boardwalk at Martin Luther King Boulevard, the EDA said. The site is part of a cleared area that once held the Sands Casino Hotel, according to tax records. The ride would be part of a 110,000-square-foot entertainment complex that also would include a skydive simulator and “extreme” climbing, ropes and ninja attractions. Construction is expected to begin in May for completion before Memorial Day 2019.’

 

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Now: Bollywood Parks Dubai
‘The world’s first Bollywood theme park is now open to the public, appealing to the billions of fans that live within a four-hour flight of Dubai. The park is split into zones, with rides based on Bollywood’s biggest hits. It has 30 live shows across six stages and there will be six restaurants covering the breadth of Indian cuisine.’

 

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2018: Unnamed Virtual Reality Attraction (Busch Gardens, Williamsburg)
‘America’s first virtual reality motion simulator theme park ride will open at Busch Gardens Williamsburg next year. The as-yet-unnamed ride will replace the Europe in the Air show, which closed last year. The new experience will not use the motion simulator theater’s screens, but will display its show on individual VR headsets that riders will wear. Six Flags brought virtual reality to several of its roller coasters across the country last year, but this will be the first installation of VR at a major theme park’s motion simulator ride.’

 

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2021: Tron Lightcycle Power Run (DisneyWorld, Orlando)
‘The “Tron” ride will be at DisneyWorld, in a new space adjacent to Space Mountain. The company debuted Tron Lightcycle Power Run at Shanghai Disneyland last summer. The Tron attraction, based on the popular movie franchise, has strong visual appeal. The Shanghai ride glows, internally and externally. It’s one of the greatest-looking facilities at night I’ve ever seen in any Disney park. It’s almost at the level of castle magnificence, really, at night.’

 

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Now: Mirnovec Fun Park (Croatia)
‘Tomorrow will see the opening of the all-new Mirnovec Fun Park located on Croatia’s Adriatic Sea coast, which is said to be the largest family amusement park in the country until to date. On an area of some 45,000 square meters, visitors can discover three different theme areas: “Pirates’ World”, “Wild West” and “Universe”, featuring a variety of family attractions. The investment sum for the new leisure destination amounts to 15 million Euros, which represents the highest investment in an amusement park in Croatia until to date. In its first year of operation, the park is expected to welcome around 180,000 visitors.’

 

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Now: Hvirvelvinden (Fårup Sommerland, Denmark)
‘Try the wildest swing and spin perhaps in history! In 2017 we build Hvirvelvinden – our most daring theme ever. In the whirlwind you are thrown up and down violently from 19 meters height while you rotate around. But we warn you! You are assured to feel dizzy and confused after a ride in the whirlwind. Are you among the tough and brave who dare?’

 

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2020: Unnamed Harry Potter Attraction (Universal Islands of Adventure, Orlando)
‘Universal and Warner Bros. are working on a replacement for the Dragon Challenge Coaster, and since Dragon Challenge wasn’t built as an original Potter attraction, it makes sense to change it out,” the source said. The new rumored ride would do away with the entire coaster approach and go with more of an indoor/outdoor dark ride concept using approaches made popular by other rides. It may have a portion as if you are in a forest — with part of the ride outside — and other parts indoor designed to make you feel like you’re outside. In addition, the ride system doesn’t appear to be using the Kuka robotic arm system that is found on the Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey ride, but using a different device to give the rider the G-forces experienced on rides. It’s possible if Universal is looking to use a new technology it may tap into recent patents filed by the theme park that indicate using wands in a car-like ride system.’

 

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Now: HYPE (Sarkanniemi, Finland)
‘According to a report from Premier Rides, the installation is on schedule for the Triple Launch coaster which will seriously alter the landscape of Sarkanniemi.’

 

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Never: London Paramount Entertainment Resort (Kent, UK)
‘London Paramount Entertainment Resort (commonly referred to as London Paramount) was a proposed theme park and entertainment precinct in Swanscombe, Kent. The project was announced on 8 October 2012 and it was estimated to open by around 2022. In June 2017, it was announced that Paramount has pulled out of the project. The attraction was cover an 872-acre site with a 2,000-seat theatre, hotels, an exhibition space, restaurants and a nightclub. In comparison, Disneyland Paris is 480 acres, while Walt Disney World in Florida covers a massive 27,258 acres. Up to 40,000 visitors a day were expected to visit the park, which was estimated to have 50 rides inspired by Paramount films.’

 

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2020: Unnamed B&M Invert Roller Coaster (Gröna Lund, Sweden)
‘Gröna Lund has submitted a planning application for a B&M Invert roller coaster. The new coaster would be 112 feet (34m) tall and 2297 (700m) long, with a top speed of 62 mph (100 km/h) and a ride time of approximately two minutes. If the plans are approved construction will begin in 2018 with the coaster opening in 2020. The compact waterfront park has many attractions built on top of one another, including three intertwining coasters, but the addition of a eighth coaster of this size seemed unlikely. However, park Rides Manager Peter Osbeck has worked with B&M to design the layout around Insane, the Intamin ZacSpin coaster, with an underground station and a lift hill extending over the Biergarden in order to squeeze it in.’

 

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2019: Suntago Water World (Warsaw)
‘In Mszczonow near Warsaw the construction of the First stage of Park of Poland which will be named Suntago Water World, the largest water park in CEE, has already started. Inside the complex investor plans to build 30 various water slides, of total length 3.2 km, wave pool, pools, over 10 saunas, a thermal health bath, mineral pools and a spa complex. The opening of the EUR 150 million investment is scheduled within 2 years.’

 

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2020: Untitled Guardians of the Galaxy Attraction (Epcot, Orlando)
‘The rumors just keep circling when it comes to the possible Guardians of the Galaxy attraction at Epcot. The latest development in this rumor, is that a user of a roller coaster fan site has spotted a very interested test site for a new roller coaster being developed by Vekoma. Vekoma is an amusement ride and roller coaster design company that is based in the Netherlands. The company is known for working with Disney Imagineering on attractions such as the Barnstormer, Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster and most recently on the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train at the Magic Kingdom. The company is also known for pushing the boundaries when it comes to roller coaster design, especially when it comes to unique and new ride vehicles. Images of their current test site popped up online and shows some sort of flying roller coaster. Now that may not sound so revolutionary to some, but the interesting twist is that is also features a vertical piece of track specifically designed to be used as a loading and unloading station. This is where the tie into the possibly Guardians of the Galaxy attraction comes into the picture. One can see that the track is placed within a circular building. This design also supports the original theory that the Guardians of the Galaxy attraction was to replace the Mission: Space attraction at Future World. This circular building could easily represent the exiting circular rooms within the Mission: Space attraction that house the four separate gravitons.’

 

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2019 – 2021: Walibi (Belgium)
‘Walibi Belgium has impressive future plans. In the coming years, the theme park will invest more than 100 million euros in ten new attractions, of which four new roller coasters, spread over eight new themed areas. In 2021, the largest and fastest rollercoaster of the Benelux will open. In 2019 the entrance of the park will get a new look. In addition, there will be a makeover for the area around Cobra, the Vekoma Boomerang. There will also be a themed restaurant and a spinning theater with Bollywood theme. In the same year, a new children’s coaster will open. The current Far West section should be revamped by 2020. There will be an interactive water attraction, a Mack Rides Twist’n’Splash. A year later, there will be a refurbishment for the area around Wooden roller coaster Weerwolf and Vampire, the SLC of the park. Both attractions will receive a New Orelans theme, with voodoo influences. The biggest investment is scheduled for 2021. Walibi Belgium will open that year a spectacular megacoaster in a new African themed area, at the back end of the park. It will be the largest and fastest rollercoaster of the Benelux. And that’s not all. The intention is to build a new family attraction between 2022 and 2023. The area around the log flume Flash Back and the Schwarzkopf Shuttle Loop Psyké Underground will get a harbor theme. Also, new slides will be added to Aqualibi.’

 

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2018: Iron Bull (Parque Espana, Japan)
‘Parque Espana has announced Iron Bull, a steampunk themed transformation of the park’s existing closed indoor Bullfight Roller Coaster attraction from Sansei. Look for it to open to guests on Feb. 4th, 2018.’

 

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2018: Secret Weapon 8 (Alton Towers, UK)
‘Plans have been revealed for Alton Towers’ new rollercoaster – code name ‘Secret Weapon 8’. The coaster, which is due to open in 2018, will replace Alton Tower’s log flume ride. Plans of the 200 metre high wooden coaster have now emerged.’

 

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2020: Nintendo Land (Universal Studios Japan)
‘Last year it was announced that Universal and Nintendo had partnered to create themed lands at all of their Universal theme parks. On Friday, the first details of that deal were made public, as the deal was finalized. Last year it was announced that Universal and Nintendo had partnered to create themed lands at all of their Universal theme parks. On Friday, the first details of that deal were made public, as the deal was finalized. According to an image in the news report, they have a general idea of where the new land will go. The entire area is said to be interactive, and will be like “going on your own Nintendo Adventure”. That means getting coins, stomping Goombas and lots of Zelda. The areas will all feature attractions, shops and dining that feature many characters from the rich Nintendo character library. Walk around characters like Mario, Link, and Koopa are pretty much shoe-ins. Discussed attractions also include a Mario Kart themed ride, a Legend of Zelda themed interactive ride, and an attraction that mixes many Nintendo characters in one adventure. The rides are being billed as being the latest in technology.’

 

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Unknown: The Chiller (Beto Carrero World, Brazil)
‘(7/2/12) Beto Carrero World has started to receive shipments of the former Batman & Robin: The Chiller coaster that once ran at Six Flags Great Adventure. (8/30/12) All the pieces of The Chiller are now said to be on site and the park is expected to possibly reopen the coaster sometime in 2013. (Note: Has not happened yet to my knowledge). (8/5/17) Update on The Chiller… while the ride’s pieces continue to sit on site waiting to be built, apparently the plans for the coaster itself are missing and the park is unwilling to pay Premier Rides to draw up new plans for it that would fit their site. The end result is it is now highly unlikely that we will see The Chiller rebuild or run ever again.’

 

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2018: Bazyliszek (Legendia, Poland)
‘Legendia has announced the creation of a new dark ride for next season from Jora Vision and AlterFace to be called Bazyliszek. The new ride will be themed around Polish legends and folklore as guests enter the headquarters for a ‘Monster Hunters Guild’ and then journey through, “an ancident village, dark caves, magical forests and ruins to fight all kinds of creatures. At the end of their journey they finally reach the ferocious Basilisk, the largest and scariest monster of all.’

 

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Now: Symbolica – Palace of Fantasy (Efteling, Holland)
‘On July 1st, Dutch Efteling theme park opened its all-new “Symbolica – Palace of Fantasy” attraction after a construction phase of around 18 months, celebrating its 65th anniversary this season. Behind the palace’s masonry the guests can now discover hidden corridors and magical rooms in King Pardulfus’ castle – of course accompanied by the court jester and mascot “Pardoes”. The investment volume for this new indoor family theme ride amounts to 35 million Euros, representing the park’s largest investment into a new attraction until to date.’

 

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Never: Ghost Town in the Sky (Maggie Valley, NC)
‘Ghost Town in the Sky is now officially up for sale… again. Not a big surprise as the park failed to open at all in 2016 and nothing at all has changed for 2017. Sorry folks… but I think it’s a goner for good this time. Too many failed efforts to revive it along with infrastructure problems that prevent making it easy for guests to even get to the main park at the top of the mountain any longer just make it unattractive to potential buyers. Though the mountainside location would be a beautiful place to build a few massive Alpine Coasters however… Unless something changes, this is likely going to be our final report on this closed park.’

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Ferdinand, Hey, man. I just popped over there. Good sounding track. I’ll do a start-to-finish thing in a bit. Plus videos showing vinyl records revolving and playing the song you’re hearing at the same time are the best. ** Liquoredgoat, Hi, D. Good, leaving ’em wanting more, etc. Three Duverts? I did not know that. On the hunt. Thanks, buddy, take it easy. ** Jamie, Morning in duplicate, Jamie. Oh, Jim Post wrote to me and asked me to tell everyone thank you and that he was blown away by the great response. Me, I’m still good. My leisurely pace just ended abruptly, or will tomorrow, which is cool, I guess. Been called in for thorough, daily work on Gisele’s new and imminent piece. And, yes, I’m chomping at every bit and jittery to get back to finishing ‘PGL’ and starting work on the script for Zac’s and my next film. Mm, I don’t think I’ve been paid to merely listen. Interviewing people is kind of that but you’re also being paid to steer them. So your gig is almost history? Then what? Tuesday mostly delivered news of imminent lots of things but it itself had a uneventful outlay. No way, so … was the technician guy right? Are you, dare I ask, one with the world again? Macha rouleaux love, Dennis. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Hm, I don’t agree. I don’t think artists have any obligation whatsoever to cover others’ bases. Plus, that’s impossible, and when it happens, I think it’s always pure luck. I suppose I should see Bigelow’s last few films just to know what you guys are so bent out of shape about, but they just don’t intrigue me. I suppose you and David Edelstein must get confused for each other a lot. Funny since you guys are pretty different, I must say. Thank you ultra-kindly for the link to Bresson dissertation! I’ll devour it, of course. I met Barbara Cook once years ago with Kenward Elmslie. Sadly, I had never heard of her and didn’t her work at all, so I didn’t take advantage of the situation, but she was very nice. ** Steve Erickson. Hi, Oh please, I’m not defending ‘Detroit’, I’m taking issue with a critical stance that an unknown-to-me film has occasioned for you, period. Well, that’s interesting, of course, about your script. I do think we’re talking about different things re: this ‘torture porn’ discussion, so I think it’s probably best to shrug and move on. Congratulations on finishing the monologue! I just got hit with a swamping amount of work starting tomorrow so I had better beg off on reading it and giving you feedback, but thank you for asking. I’ve never seen ‘Homicide: Like on the Street’, no. ** Tosh Berman, Hi, Tosh. I don’t know if Meghan Howland uses live models. Maybe if you use the link in the post that question can be answered? Morimoe does live in Japan, yes. In Tokyo, I think? ** Bill, Thanks for the words to Jim. I can fully imagine that ‘Christiane F.’ does not hold up, wow. I recently tried to rewatch ‘Liquid Sky’, and whoa, ditto. ** H, Hi. Thanks for the kinds words to Mr. Post. Oh my, please feel better, or I guess I now call upon ‘the gods’ to make you feel better. I’m very glad you’ve come to like Joy Williams. A favorite of hers? Hm. I honestly love everything of hers, but, hm, but maybe ‘The Quick and the Dead’ and ‘Escapes’? ** Nicholas, Yo back. Sounds like you should grab him, yes, or let yourself get grabbed. The headache came and went. Maybe it was just a bad batch. It was homemade. I think Richard Hell made it. He was the absinthe party’s host. Aw, nice words from Mr. Visser. He is such a talented fella, and a sweetie. Thanks! ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! Jim gets 100% of the credit. I was just the proprietor and installer. I can imagine that your body learns from the years of schooling that August is for lazing about and it just never fully unlearns it. My laziness will be forced away starting tomorrow ‘cos work just came up. Today I’m doing a phone conversation with Eileen Myles for a magazine called Document Journal. I guess we’re supposed to blab about whatever. It seems kind of loose, but Eileen and I are super longterm pals, so it should be fun. But other than finding out that I’m about to get busy, Tuesday was a drifty blah, but not in a bad way. Did anything interesting transgress your lazing about today? ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Thanks! ** Misanthrope, Hi. Yeah, I agree about ambition. Better over than under. Disagreement is learning. Well, except on Facebook where it seems like mostly just consensual flagellation. I do like pumpkin pie. But not as much as I like mac and cheese. Which you can’t buy here in France. Whenever I go to the States, I always bring back 4 or 5 boxes of Kraft or other Mac and Cheese. I do know that the Dodgers are kicking ass. I am very happy about that. I wish Could Vin Scully talk about that. But the Dodgers have collapsed too many times bordering on always for me to let myself get emotionally involved. ** S., You were on a tear yesterday, my man. ** Jeff J, 100 feet away? Okay, that’s obviously not viable. Weird. Thank you for presumably inducing a bad headache by typing that comment. Or can you type with eyes closed? I can’t. I haven’t read the Kraus/Acker. People I know in the know who’ve read it have expressed much disappointment pretty much across the board. I will read it at some probably soonish point. I’m reading the Duvert right now. It’s fantastic. Bon day, bud. ** Right. Today I’m indulging my amusement park-loving side again and providing anyone who’s also interested with news about forthcoming (or not) rides and attractions worldwide. I hope you find it scintillating. See you tomorrow.