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‘I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case. Don’t write me if you like Nicholas Cage’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of April 2020

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oliversarmy, 18
Paris

I don’t understand why people make these things sound like Amazon Orders?… Let’s keep it SIMPLE!!

-I AM THE BEST ESCORT U NEVER MET BEFORE here !!!
-I GET PAID FOR SEX!!
-I “parTy”!!
-I WEAR MASK AND PLASTIC GLOVES UNTIL APRIL 30!!!
-I DON’T “DO” WOMAN!!
-I DON’T “DO” CHILDREN!!

EVERYTHING ELSE IS OPEN… JUST PAY!!

SIMPLE!

Guestbook of oliversarmy

itsmeNicky – April 11, 2020
Can I get an amen?

21CM_from_NYC – April 10, 2020
Perfect ass. Immaculate. If you didn’t know shit had passed through it once or twice a day for 18 years you would never believe it.

KennyNguyend – April 8, 2020
To sum him up in one word: ass. It’s that simple.

Anonymous – April 5, 2020
Very creamy ass with ideal temperature and atmosphere! He holds it wide open and enjoys every shock!

willyoubemyboyfriend – April 3, 2020
I loved kissing this whore’s ass as much as I fucked it! It made me so horny I tried to eat his whole lower body!

KAISARATV – April 1, 2020
A ASS TO LEAVE ANY DICK WITH HARD TO FUCK.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Smoking Socially
Speaks French
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Safe sex Sometimes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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need_urgent_money, 18
Epping Forest

boy looking urgent money. need some people to blow my penis today or tomorrow. i could live with anything not concerning my butt. i’m so cute when you see me you will either moan or gasp.

Guestbook of need_urgent_money

klayxoxo – March 30, 2020
Your name is Clayton McMillian and you are currently in a complicated relationship with me alright and I would like you to come clean.

need_urgent_money (Owner) – March 29, 2020
butt requests are ignored even if you offer me billions. i have principles.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Tattoos One
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Top only
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No answer
Safe sex Always
Rate per hour 250 £
Overnight On request

 

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Ecstatico, 23
Suceava

Hello! I have hearing impairments, I hear very little and I do not speak language.
Please don’t be bad with me, try to be good with me.
If you don’t understand something, write down a question and I will write down an answer to help you understand something.
Don’t intimidate me.

Guestbook of Ecstatico

FuckYoungInMyCar – April 2, 2020
It’s not his fault because it’s a deaf thing but when you fuck him his mouth makes very eerie groaning sounds like a zombie in an old movie.

Sensual_Jack_XL – March 28, 2020
At the risk of exoticising his disability, sex with him feels less like sex than like an act of channeling sacred healing energy direct from the Universe.

Zacky_jeffy – March 23, 2020
tall guy with pointed nose

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks No
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M No
Dirty No
Safe sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 400 €

 

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kiss_good, 20
Brussels

Barry Jackson sent to your beautiful country from Iran to bring Joy and Satisfaction to the wealthiest men who are interested in expensive time consuming things.

Guestbook of kiss_good

kiss_good (Owner) – April 4, 2020
wanna see something hot bradwantsbutt? open your god d*mn eyes!! then stare at the sun!!

bradwantsbutt – April 4, 2020
⚠️ Warning : Gross review.

He has haemorrhoids so he easily bleeds down there. Unless you dont mind lol. But despite all the blood, he says it is not painful with appropriate amount of lube.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos A few
Smoking Socially
Speaks Arabic, French, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft SM
Dirty WS only
Safe sex Never
Rate per hour 75 €
Overnight 2500 €

 

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meetu4coin, 19
Budapest

Straight forced bi due to … circumstances
The Gay and I should stay dressed, but he may see everything from me through my clothes.
The same applies to a group.
Maybe it’s something for a bachelor party.
I also sell tina coke viagra poppers fentanyl and heroin 3m 4m if you’re interested.

Guestbook of alexander123

sugarman – March 17, 2020
NOT IF YOU’RE NOT INTO CREEPY GUYS

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks Polish, English
Position No answer
Kissing No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safe sex Always
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight On request

 

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RoughRidingRicky, 21
Pinole Valley Shopping Center

I love riding men! Although I do not look it, I am a natural cowboy, My thrill is riding animals – equine or human. I experience exquisite pleasure from being carried astride a creature whose only purpose is to serve as My personal pleasure-riding pony. I am an experienced and capable rider of ponymen. So far, I have enjoyed riding 9 ponymen – with varying degrees of satisfaction.

When it cums to human ponies, I go in for maximum realism. I ride men as domesticated beasts of burden: usually on all fours, occasionally two-legged (piggyback style). This is not your typical fantasy-based lightweight dress-up-and-roleplay stuff. I use a realistic bridle with bit and reins, along with necessary knee pads, and (if needed) a leather pad or small saddle (in the case of two-legged pony riding). I prefer to ride bare-ass whenever possible, for maximum pleasure.

Depending on who I am riding, I may enhance My pony’s appearance with the addition of an attractive slip-on mane and/or tie-on tail. I will clarify that I am not interested in any form of actual sex with My ponymen, before, during, or after riding. A nice hawt pony ride should provides Me and you with plenty of erotic stimulation satisfaction. To finish: I am 100% hot to be ridden by, and I am not at all crazy.

Guestbook of RoughRidingRicky

RealDreamChaser – March 27, 2020
sounds hot kinda

Anonymous – March 21, 2020
MAMMA MIA! A beautiful boy with the typical “boy next door” face knocked on my door but then he put me at 90° and put on cowboy clothes and became a crazy bitch riding on my back until I felt sensations never felt before … I felt feelings that I didn’t even know existed ….

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Average
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Top only
Kissing No
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Safe sex Always
Rate per hour 300 $
Overnight 2000 $

 

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premiumratesnow, 19
Oran

i want a rich old man to live his last days of life with me
i just want to smile like I used to

NO LAW EMFORCEMENTS ALLOWEED OR AFFLICTED WITH ANY THING LIKE THAT

Guestbook of premiumratesnow

premiumratesnow (Owner) – March 25, 2020
she died and i am as single as the letter i

gayfucklover – March 25, 2020
Warning he married to a young woman that has medical problems cannot have sex anymore they don’t sleep together nothing so he looking for sex and money but he not leaving his wife

Herooeeyy – March 11, 2920
he made me smile but i could only make him smirk

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Algerian, French
Position Versatile
Kissing No
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Safe sex Depends on person
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Blackstar, 21
Ekenäs

I’m trying to build my customer base by selling underwear. The condition of the underwear is up to you (fully messed, barely worn or whatever).

I am happy to put on a medic mask and let you blow me or eat my ass for another fee.

I go whole hog and take the mask off occasionally but first I want a deposit;)

I am also happy to go out with you for another fee and pretend I’m your son, boyfriend, biggest fan or whatever.

I’m not a escort by profession I’m just in a weird mood lately.

Guestbook of Blackstar

Blackstar (Owner) – April 9, 2020
The idea of one of you buying me a Maserati keeps popping into my head.

Blackstar (Owner) – April 2, 2020
If I were you I would be my customer immediately.

Blackstar (Owner) – April 2, 2020
That’s not exactly news but thank you.

VBryan – April 2, 2020
My God your ass should be in the Louvre!

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Swedish, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M No
Dirty No
Safe sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 75 – 350 €
Overnight 2000 – 5000 €

 

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holy_smoke, 21
San Diego

I study sex behavioural research and I’m here on a voluntary basis. What this means is that under certain conditions, I’m willing to sleep with disabled people and impoverished immigrants for free. In those cases I will expect to conclude the encounter with a frank conversation about sexuality, the stigma surrounding sex work, etc.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos A few
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English, Portuguese
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safe sex Rarely
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 30000 $

 

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Ineedhickey, 18
Fort Bonifac

I’m stressed i need hickey.

Ur manhood size at first chat lol.

I am totally on Poppers.

Guestbook of Ineedhickey

Ineedhickey (Owner) – April 12, 2020
It feels like u dont care. My ambitions were to high, but I know that I’m not too special, yeah.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Safe sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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OliverCheshire, 18
Birmingham

-18, only had sex once
-Into every thing I can think of haha
-Don’t drive
-Have to meet in a public place first
-Smoke me up for bonus points (a lot of bonus points) hehe
-I’m not sick (guessing)
-My house isn’t safe

Guestbook of OliverCheshire

Anonymous – April 11, 2020
My experience with him was way too personal and complicated to just put here.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Smoking Socially
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Safe sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 60 £
Overnight 250 £

 

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deliquent, 21
Madrid

I love women and their big asses, their breasts, their pussies. I want to fuck good sluts with big asses. The deal: you buy me a whore that you show me first and I fuck her at home, in front of you. Filming is allowed. Of course you pay me and the girl. I’m just doing this briefly while my girlfriend’s in the hospital.

Guestbook of delinquent

deliquent (Owner) – March 26, 2020
Back again after another experience with yet another douchebag.

deliquent (Owner) – March 23, 2020
I just have to tell you, if I’m not the one in the photo, I will take the money from you anyway.

deliquent (Owner) – March 22, 2020
Hey assholes, before you write … I don’t want to have a conversation with your cock. Also, it doesn’t make any difference if you clarify what that conversation would be.

Anonymous – March 22, 2020
Why is she in the hospital?

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Muscular
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Spanish, English, Czech
Position Top only
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft SM
Dirty Yes
Safe sex Sometimes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Poledance, 20
Ontario

Hello are you interested in a pole dance?
I offer a great pole dance show for you solo or as a couple or for your next celebration.

I come to you and bring my pole comfortably and assemble and dismantle it within 10 minutes without leaving any traces.

Or you come to me and save me from having to transport my pole, which I would love to do.

Guestbook of Poledance

eddylampard – April 10, 2020
I paid $180 to watch this harmless and absolutely inexotic, sickly looking boy do the watusi with a glorified broomstick? An example of how deep I am currently sinking. It’s worrying!

JohnBX – April 4, 2020
The “action” photo is not of him or his “pole” by any stretch of any imagination.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos A few
Smoking Yes
Speaks English, French
Position No answer
Kissing No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safe sex Always
Rate per hour 180 $
Overnight On request

 

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MakeYouMoan, 21
Munich

I’m the prostate wrecker. I will decimate your ass. I will turn your intestines into sloshing laundry. I will shoot my load so deep in you it’ll wind up pooled on your tongue. I can show you madness. I’m also very friendly (most of the time). I’d fuck me.

Guestbook of MakeYouMoan

Anonymous – March 10, 2020
Jah Jah, another gold piece, Mama Merkel, but he’s poor and need our solidarity, It just sucks in Germany.

Anonymous – March 8, 2020
Far from hung. You can practically smell the Corona. Thank you, Angela Merkel, for such gains from the Middle East.

Dick XXL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Some
Tattoos A few
Smoking Yes
Speaks Farsi, German, English
Position Top only
Kissing No
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safe sex Never
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight On request

 

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iamwhoyouthink, 23
Lyon

im a person that give happiness, craziness, and weirdness looking for generous man to spoil me with expensive shits 😁

i feel weird putting “more bottom” on here because i never top and dont even like getting sucked, but i have been told i can have a problem with following orders.

im not looking for a man to run my life or get involved in my private life, im straight and this is just an escape mechanism.

Guestbook of iamwhoyouthink

Playboy – April 9, 2020
If your cock is XXL enough and you fuck him just the right way you can give him hands free, prostate orgasms… his whole body shakes uncontrollably AND his cock shoots multiple voluminous loads shotgun style within the course of a minute!

AdrianH – April 5, 2020
if you do an in call the only place to fuck him is on pile of dirty clothes and art pencils

gwendalV39 – March 30, 2020
If you misinterpret his defensive, fussy personality as a strange way of flirting and take him down he loves double penetration with internal ejaculation.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Safe sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 560 €

 

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nooneishere, 20
Buenos Aires

I am very young single daddy..I only wanted to support my daughter and continue my study thats why I am here..but its hard for me because both my parent remarry to another..Im living with ym daughter and trying to give her a good life..and plan to continue and finish even voacational course..Im looking for the gay bi or whoever that can accept my daughter as her own..Sincere and hoenst willing to mgirate.

Guestbook of nooneishere

nooneishere (Owner) – March 27, 2020
never fall in love with somebody

jackking1 – March 26, 2020
Funny, I picked him up on the street and pozzed him or thought I had for the equivalent of $20 not even 3 weeks ago.

Anonymous – March 25, 2020
FYI about 6 months ago I fucked his ass bareback extremely hard and pozzed him.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Some
Tattoos A few
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft SM
Dirty Yes
Safe sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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wildanalgoesfar, 21
Madrid

Rape play, that’s what I’m selling. I’m into making it known I’m not in control but struggling like hell against it to emphasize you’re in control. That turns me on.

I love dressing like a thug and acting masc even tho I’m not so when you take control, it feels like you’re in control. When you feel it, like you have someone struggling who can’t compete, I feel it too.

I’ll be your pissed off masc prisoner and mmmph for you, try and break free, while you do your thing.

I love the ‘rape fantasy’ as much as any other pussy but make it feel real- gags, cuffs, knives, guns. Fill me up with your seed, destroy me, make it so I can’t stand when your done with me.

If you want to suggest something else happening during the rape I might be cool with it.

Guestbook of wildanalgoesfar

NVs – April 7, 2020
Got told to try this guy out by a mate who did him. I’m 90% straight but thought I’d give it a go. Wasn’t expecting much like the other gays I’ve fucked, but the raping thing made all the difference. Since then I tell everyone I’m Bi if that tells you something.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Smoking Socially
Speaks Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safe sex Never
Rate per hour 180 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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youdontknowme, 18
Napoli

I’m 9.5 feet blond I’ve got blue eyes no body hair I’g

No once loves me everything is leave

Guestbook of youdontknowme

CouchBoy – March 29, 2020
Given the discordance problem between your cute face and disappointing body, maybe you would be interested in an unusual date. I would like to go about my regular day with you as my couch. I have a preexisting couch that you would climb into with only a hole where your face would appear. You would be just the seat I sit on while watching movies or playing games, just relaxing on top of your face, not even thinking about you or realizing you’re there.

youdontknowme (Owner) – March 28, 2020
Hello, I was very drunk and stoned when I wrote what’s above so let me introduce myself again. My name’s Louie. It’s a pleasure to meet you.

Yes, I’m looking for money sex even though I’m weird and nervous and always need to get fucked up when I know I’m going to have sex with a guy. Truth is I’m looking for real love with a guy and I don’t like that I have to have sex to get there because I’m never horny and my body doesn’t live up to the hotness hype I give off when I’m wearing clothes. This is very frustrating for everybody because, yes I know that I am considered very cute and sexy at first and I can’t expect to find love without sharing what I’ve got that everybody’s so slobbery wondering about.

I guess that’s all. Thank you very much.

Anonymous – March 27, 2020
Just blah blah blah. Yes I bottom but I’m not in the mood, but okay I’ll bottom, no I won’t bottom, yes okay I will bottom if we wear face masks, okay maybe I will without face masks. Changes his mind every five seconds. And after all that his ass is not even recommendable!!

gruntbuddy – March 20, 2020

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Little
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks English, Italian
Position Versatile
Kissing Depends on person
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Safe sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight On request

 

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BOXEURPro-MAROk, 19
Zagreb

🥊 soda. I box your pussy👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👏

🥊You suck me like a bitch until the juice .🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩.

🥊You lick me Both feet, basketball and cho7.👟👟👟👟👟👟👟🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦 🧦🧦

🥊 Slaps, insults, blows🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵

🥊With your dog leash you obey me like a pure. 🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩

🥊 Nipple concave work.

🥊 Pharaonic work of the balls. 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊.

🥊FIST: of course even with boxing gloves. It will pass. And …. even baseball bats in your whore pussies. 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🎳🎳🎳🎳🎳🎳🎳🎳🎳

⛔love is overreated bitch bitch 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

Guestbook of BOXEURPro-MAROk

BOXEURPro-MAROk (Owner) – April 5, 2020
if I dont answer I dont like you or there is something wrong with you !!!

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Muscular
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks Croatian, French, English
Position Top only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safe sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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$$$ChokeStrangle$$$, 23
Pittsburgh

Slim young guy desperately needing cash to be strangled
Great long neck you can choke till my eyes are marbles
It is best to be very distant with me and a lot older

Guestbook of $$$ChokeStrangle$$$

dave8888 – March 27, 2020
Side note – When he’s not doing his circus act he’s very brainy, currently seeking a PhD in data science and media theory and is writing his dissertation about Foucault.

be_PREPared – March 22, 2020
His neck is like a parlour trick. I don’t know he does it but it’s like he has a secret extra windpipe so even if you choke him like a murderer he can still breathe.

Anonymous – March 21, 2020
He is available for all your strangling plans without paying labour and no tomorrow.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Some
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Passive
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safe sex No answer
Rate per hour 300 $
Overnight 2000 $

 

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schnitzelbrot, 18
Petersberg

I am Lia and I identify myself as a trans girl.

I am Virgo ♈ and a cat lover 🐈

I want to want to cum more than I want to cum.

Favorite series: Supernatural, Insatiable, Sex Education, Gravity Falls, Drag Race

Favorite musicians: Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea, Ashnikko, Melanie Martinez, Doja Cat

Guestbook of schnitzelbrot

schnitzelbrot (Owner) – March 1, 2020
Send a screenshot of u streaming Stupid Love and I’ll sleep w/ u for free

Ben_rainbow – March 1, 2020
i want this pink lips around my big black horny balls

Stup1dLove – Feb 29, 2020
Stupid Love by Lady Gaga is out now! 💕 #ladygaga #stupidlove #CHROMATICA #LG6

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Smoking Socially
Speaks French
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Safe sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 180 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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atypicaljock, 18
Boise

Ever wondered what a be like to fuck a gay member of the Church of Jesus Christ of latter-day Saints.

I meet very interesting men and I undress with them which is a big turning point for me!

I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case. Don’t write me if you like Nicholas Cage.

Guestbook of atypicaljock

Anonymous – April 2, 2020
you’re ugly

atypicaljock (Owner) – March 28, 2020
I’m not here to get rich, it just blows me away that men give boys money for it.

atypicaljock (Owner) – March 17, 2020
If you happen to know me, I’d appreciate if you’re gonna leave it here, here and here alone.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Safe sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Strangehigh, 19
Bogota

who tryna fuck, anal or hang, hit me up

Guestbook of Strangehigh

Strangehigh (Owner) – March 28, 2020
ugh i hate this shit

ImHornyAsFuck – March 22, 2020
He’s straight, extremely shy and nervous.
Why is a “straight” boy offering his butt you ask?
Because he’s desperate to prove he’s straight.
He strips his clothes angrily like he lost a bet,
then he mutters to himself throughout the fuck,
“why do you doin’ this?’ “you not a fag” etc
all while letting you demolish his little ass,
all while jacking his hard cock at light speed.
When he cums you’ve never seen so much anguish,
and he points at his cock and yells “No! No!”

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Position More bottom
Kissing No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safe sex Sometimes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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harsh9man4Oon, 20
Santa Barbara

I am always horny, horribly horny👅
I smoke cigarettes, and everything else I smoke that too
I like to get drunk if I have a good reason, that is, a very good occasion
Well, what is wrong with drunk boy smoking❌ cigarettes
And those smoking smokers feel free to buy me a carton I won’t be angry
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I’m not kidding😏
I’m not drugging, I haven’t started yet but I hope not, but I know I will because I am crazy💋
AHEM!

I am looking for a person
This person was in his 50s I think, had blond, fuzzy hair, drank Becks, left around 3 a.m. (on March 7th), wore a white T-shirt with lettering and a picture under his sweater and was in a (presumed) group of friends or business associates of 2 – 3 guys and 2 ladies on the go.
Danced to “Whitney Houston- Dance with somebody”
His one friend was wearing a lumberjack shirt (in blue), brown hair, beard

I know that sounds very crazy now, but his eyes were eating me alive, I didn’t dare to proposition him because I was very drunk and slurring my words and then he was gone again
If someone knows this person or maybe even IS THAT PERSON, it would be nice if this person knows I’m a whore and he can get me 😁

Sex with me goes ONE way and ONE way only, so pay attention
First I pull my pants and undies down, lie or sit (bed, chair, floor) then you edge me no mercy until I’m out of my mind
You’ll be greatly entertained at how bat shit crazy and desperate prolonged knob polishing gets me
Then just loot my body with your free hand or mouth or cock or whatever but don’t stop polishing (!!!) and loot me until I shoot the motherload
Then pay and get the fuck out cause I will be in a horrible mood!

Guestbook of harsh9man4Oon

penisfreak2000 – April 7, 2020
fyi if you edge him long enough and plan ahead he’ll sign any contract you put in front of him

Anonymous – April 5, 2020
hot guy, peace and love, you will die of coronavirus so cool relax for your last days ….

Anonymous – April 3, 2020
Spare us your useless judgments, sylou75. If you find him cute, tell him, meet him and fuck him. We don’t care.

sylou75 – April 3, 2020
Cute!!!!

LAPoppersGuy – April 3, 2020
I’m ambidextrous but even so satisfying myself in his nether regions while making sure to keep jacking him off nonstop was a hell of a task.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Yes
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safe sex Never
Rate per hour 250 $
Overnight 5000 $

 

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Matthew, 22
Amsterdam

Renting out my biological son.
Bastard under shit to make a crack.
Former student in Nottingham.
Former aspiring Hockey player.
Hasn’t came out yet but he’s gay.

Guestbook of Matthew

Carter – March 25, 2020
Hi, I’m Carter a sadistic bastard. I’ll pay whatever it takes to whip and flog your son into a bloody mess.

Matthew (Owner) – March 25, 2020
I used to own a boat but I sold it, maybe if my son earns me enough money I can get another boat

TedsSon – March 24, 2020
I’m Matthew, Ted’s son. I’m not gay, my dad wishes. We’re both just sick in the head.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Muscular
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos A few
Smoking Yes
Speaks Dutch, German, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safe sex Never
Rate per hour 400 €
Overnight 3000 €

 

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ilikediamonds, 19
Phnom Penh

In my spare time I sit on cocks and I feel overrated and underestimated at the same time.

❤️ + 🧠 <- use it

Guestbook of ilikediamonds

ilikediamonds (Owner) – Feb 29, 2020
Pain is good but drugs is better.

yousuckdude – Feb 29, 2020
I don’t do drugs but another to get inside him is if you have ever thought of having a human punching bag. Why hit a fake bag when you can slug a boy and see the actual effect of the punch. I go to boxing clubs all the time and this was just a kinkier version. So pushed him down and straddled him where he I couldn’t duck or dodge to avoid the punch and I got him groggy, “punch drunk” and he serviced me like a bitch without the screaming shit you’re all complaining about.

TokyoGhoul – Feb 26, 2020
yes sex with him is phenomenal but the transformation from shy boy who likes ingmar bergman movies into a frenetic tina head with an air raid siren in his throat takes some getting used to

Chub46inSUIT – Feb 22, 2020
Agree, if you slam him, and I mean SLAM, his docile personality becomes a screaming queen’s but the sex is worth it.

davidbummer – Feb 22, 2020
To get anything resembling hot sex out of him you have to talk reassuringly for hours and then use extreme chems.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Cambodian, Chinese, Japanese, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Safe sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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tipsybaby, 18
Oakland

Shy, overachieving, “goodboy.” Wholesome and innocent with a bright future ahead of me… Its such a shame that I want to throw it all away to live my life as a bankrolled whore fuckdoll for a rich old men who is old enough to be my father… or grandfather.

I am VERY feminine and have this ULTRA girly side that I want to set free 24/7. Love to get dolled up, wear slutty heels and stockings, garters, skirts, make up… Love the dumb bimbo act even though I am actually quite intelligent.

I want to meet a man who will dole out cash like I’m a princess while destroying me sexually morning, noon and night for being such a total cunt. I know this sounds intense but PLEASE no lectures. I know I’m not for everyone.

If you like what you see here and are looking for a slutty, femmy bitchboy who you can shower with money and fuck into a barely moving piece of sloppy human meat on the floor, I’m VERY ready to be with you and never look back.

Guestbook of tipsybaby

ismaelwantsdick – April 5, 2020
@Devil_Or_God not to question your veracity but no boy is that ideal what’s the catch

Devil_Or_God – April 5, 2020
Tipsybaby asked me to vouch for her. I’ve had her for several weekend meets, just her and me and some buddies of mine. This is some of what she’s done for us with amazing satisfaction.
* cum, cum and more cum
* taking loads in her ass as often as possible
* joyfully cleaning a sloppy cock that just deposited its load in her ass
* guzzling glasses of cum with 4+ men contributing
* slurping up cum from the leaking ass of a fellow cumdump who has taken multiple loads
* licking hands/fists/objects that have been inserted into her cummy ass
* pushing out multiple loads from her ass into a bowl and drinking it while savoring every last drop
* having large quantities of cum inserted manually into her ass
* licking cum from anywhere it has managed to splatter
* double penetration plus two buried dildos
* having her ass destroyed by XXXL cocks, huge toys, fists, baseball bats
* brutally fisted until bloody, hand pulled out at last second and shoved in her mouth so that she can taste her blood
* jaw dropping rosebud
* taken out in public with obvious cum stains on her shirt and dried cum on her face and hair wearing thin, tight shorts while wearing an XL butt plug, the outline of which can be clearly seen
* gangfucked by three dogs
* taking multiple loads in her ass then being plugged until it has all been absorbed and sperm courses through her veins

Dick S, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos One
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safe sex Never
Rate per hour 300 $
Overnight On request

 

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lifeisgold, 18
Fez

Good Moroccan teen slut offer as a service plan, gangbang plan, group rate 15euro per person, gangbang public plan or nature submission game, insult buttocks, double anal, gangbang park 7pers, gangbang black cave 8pers, public parking trio, make me piss, domination, humiliation, my prices are 30euro and a good mouth cumshot because I love the juices very hot and creamy on my tongue and drink it 💦

Guestbook of lifeisgold

Cyronics – March 29, 2020
See him regularly.
There is a positive correlation between how thoroughly you use his ass and how hard his dick is.
Lately I’ve been into emptying a beer in his ass and drinking it.
Sometimes I make a salad with items that have been inside him and then have it for dinner.

mdngwi – March 23, 2020
I was in a vanilla relationship with this boy for a billion years but things faltered due to sexual incompatibility. Sad times.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Arabic, Berber, English, French
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safe sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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transcendent_orgasm, 22
Knocke-Heist

♪ Just a normal person, living a normal life in an abnormal way ♪ but a bit surly

Well well well if we subtract the clothes add the bed divide my legs oops I cant multiply sadly but maybe we can

I am looking for anything from hash or weed to hard drugs for sex at knokke or brugges

Guestbook of transcendent_orgasm

transcendent_orgasm (Owner) – April 12, 2020
Just looking for friends now and then my life had change so much for the better they sometimes I don’t have time for sex to be honest.

HIVpozPMme – Jan 31, 2020
I get in with him he doesn’t tell me everything, then I go to the hospital to get tested of HIV test, then the result is positive then he told me everything but everything is too late.

FUCKYOUNGNOWINCAR – Jan 28, 2020
Don’t waste your money on this profile. He sleeps under a bridge and he has nothing to eat. He is burned by drugs and has no erection for either sucking or of course fucking. His price starts at 80 and drops immediately to 40 for a blowjob and then 25 to get fucked but you will still cry because fucking him is not going to feel like anything.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Little
Tattoos A few
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Safe sex Never
Rate per hour 70 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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OhNoItsRyan, 18
Tunis

I should be happy, but instead I feel nothing. I feel a lot of nothing these days I’ve cried a few times, but mostly I’m empty, as if whatever makes me feel and hurt and laugh and love has been surgically removed, leaving me hollowed out like a shell.

Guestbook of OhNoItsRyan

OhNoItsRyan (Owner) – April 4, 2020
It won’t.

Anonymous – April 4, 2020
But you said that wouldn’t help.

OhNoItsRyan (Owner) – April 4, 2020
For money.

Anonymous – April 4, 2020
Then why are you here?

OhNoItsRyan (Owner) – April 4, 2020
No.

Anonymous – April 4, 2020
Money, love, sex?

OhNoItsRyan (Owner) – April 4, 2020
You can’t.

Anonymous – April 4, 2020
How can we help?

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Arabic, English, French
Position No answer
Kissing No answer
S&M No answer
Dirty No
Safe sex Sometimes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. So I can finally announce that my new novel I WISHED will be published in the US and Canada by Soho Press. My editor will be Mark Doten who’s not only an amazing writer but was a long time d.l. of this blog. So obviously I’m very happy about that. It’ll also be published in France by Editions P.O.L. and by Luftschacht Verlag in Germany/Austria. Pretty fucking cool. ** Dominik, Hey, D!!! Yeah, it was spooky to find out that those insane freaks know about my blog. Hopefully they just had a very brief fetish for it before going back to psychotically interpreting the world at large again. Apparently on May 11 most stores will reopen, so that’s something, but not entertainment or cafes or restaurants and so on. It’s a start, assuming things don’t take a turn for the worse before then. But that means a bunch of the performances of Gisele’s and my pieces are suddenly cancelled. Ugh. There is some kind of comfort in having a seemingly set end date to being locked up, but I think that comfort will be long gone after another day or two of this. My day was pretty quiet. I did get to announce my novel having a US home. And I sent the script of Zac’s and my new film to those genius haunt teens Twisted Experiential, and hopefully they’ll like it. And I was told that the dreaded ARTE TV series project is not in fact dead yet. Gisele got our producers to agree that Zac and I are still on board as writers but in league with a pro TV script writer, and I still think it’s all going to be dead soon, but the corpse is technically alive again for now. I can’t say that’s good news really. That was the day that was for me. Did you have any luck with your Wednesday? Love like this, Dennis ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. I really need to get a DVD player. Wow, Julie Christie is that old? Time is a scary thing. ** Sypha, Hi. Video games whose narratives are based on getting to the bottom of a conspiracy theory can be really good, yeah. It’s true, the far right has totally ruined conspiracy theories as a fun thing to do with your brain cells, for me at least. Thanks about my novel. The pub date isn’t set yet partly because of the virus thing and how it may or may not delay books already scheduled for release, but I was told probably in late 2021 sometime. ** Tosh Berman, That’s a very good question. And their obsession with that is really, really fucked up. The way they theorise/fantasize about it reminds me a lot of the fantasizing about snuff on the master/slave sites where I gather those posts. I haven’t read ‘Christy Malry’s Own Double-Entry’. I’ll look for it. Thank you, Tosh. Agree about what’s going on. Thinking of it as important and as a once in a lifetime weird ‘gift’ of having an extreme experience is what keeps me from, I don’t know, getting back into drugs or something. Thanks about my book. I’m happy. Yes, your book should be published in France, and, yeah, I know that’s a toughie to crack. It’s very rare that a US book I love get translated these days. But I have hope for yours. ** Montse, Hi, Montse!!! Thank you, pal, about my novel. Yeah, it feels good. God, I hope the Spanish strategy works. It is risky, for sure. I think France is betting on things being so much more in control a month from now that letting us out to meet and shop and so on, no doubt with restrictions on now and in what numbers, will be safe enough. It’s going to be really sad to see which of the many stores and places don’t reopen. There are some favorite places I’m pretty worried about. Patience is the word, yeah. Well, take great care with your easing up stuff. I’m always really curious to hear how you are and how things are going down around you. Love, me. ** Quinn R, Hi, Quinn. Thanks, man! I’m feeling really good about it. I’m very happy to be with Soho Press, for sure. I feel lucky about that. Of course it’s always hard to face the huge wait for the book to actually come out, but it always takes a year or more. Nothing to do but wait. Eek, I’m glad your recent illness wasn’t the big one. I know quite a few people who are convinced they had the Covid a month or more ago, so that seems totally plausible. I agree. Artists should be inspired by what’s going on in whatever way they are, whether that’s reflective non-working or churning out a masterpiece. I’m being less productive than I usually am by far, and I don’t even know why. Anxiety, I suppose. I think lazing out and not expecting overly much of yourself and appreciating your friends and the value of their presence and real life, etc. is the ideal way to get through this. And it will ultimately impact your work whenever you’re ready to dive back in. So I’m with you, basically. I hope your day brings something unexpectedly interesting, and take care, and see you soon. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Yeah, talk about another world entirely. Like I said, I never look at that stuff, and it’s really shocking how utterly and massively differently those people think and live. It seems like they’re exploding all the time. They seem like people who are going to die of aneurisms in massive numbers or something. I don’t understand why people want to live like that. It’s extremely foreign, yeah. And, I don’t know, but their obsession with child sex feels really lascivious and horny in this very freaky way. I can’t really see them fixating on the blog. I’m guessing my blog was just a brief crush, but I don’t know. I have a policy not to worry about things I have no control over, so, no, I’m not really worried because there’s nothing I can do about them. WFMU sounds like it’s really hitting the right marks. Cool. ** Mark Doten, Mark! My new boss! Great to see you inside here, man. And you are definitely the man to turn QAnon’s hots for my blog into a great short story. Thank you, thank you, Mark. And the future feels great! ** politekid, Hi, Oscar! I’ve been wondering how you’re holding up over in your version of this thing. I believe my agent is seeking a UK publisher and that, if that doesn’t happen, Soho Press has some kind of distribution set-up in UK and it will get there that way. You read ‘Trawl’. I think you’re only other person know who has. Gloved high five at the end of a safely distanced, extended arm. Ann Quin is actually kind of getting hip of late amongst a cool set of writers and a few readers in the US, I don’t know why. Good you’re getting paid, obviously. That makes you a rarity too. The UK does seem really, really UK-like right now, at least when you watch it on the TV news. That does sound like being kind of trapped. I do know Forensic Architecture, yeah, I’ve seen a couple of their museum shows. They’re fantastic, yeah. I’ll look for a book about them. Send your story elsewhere, man. I want to read it. Don’t just freeze-dry it. I’m okay. You know how it is right now. I’m like that, like you, like everybody, but with just particular details scattered within that designate my killing time as being mine. Take care, man, and, yeah, please check in whenever you feel like it. Would be cool. ** Jeff J, Hi, Jeff. ‘Trawl’ is his shortest, I think, which may be the sole reason why it’s my favorite of his, come to think of it. Tosh mentioned ‘Chappaqua’ on FB, and I meant to watch it, and then I spaced out like one does these days, but I think I’ll watch it today just for period style-related kicks and nothing else. I don’t know that film or their films, no. Iain Sinclair and Chris Petit’s, I mean. Okay, I’ll find whatever I can on rare. Thanks for the alert. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, B. Oh, that sounds interesting. I tried to do a post about Laura Mulvey’s films recently, and there was almost nothing online to work with, so I gave up. Might try again. ** Misanthrope, Hey. Hey, try DC Cooper. How unbelievably boring is that. I can’t be with that QAnon stuff. It made me feel like I had snorted an entire gram of crystal meth. We will see about whatever form of opening up you guys and we guys ending up doing. Hard to tell. Definitely all about testing. They’re hardly testing people over here either. It’s weird. I don’t get it. ** Milk, Hi, Milk! Nice to you amidst this … this … whatever this is. I haven’t written about Catherine Breillat, but I did do a post about her. Let me go find it. Hold on. Here it is. It looks like a number of the video embeds are dead. Hm. I’ll try to go repair that. Take care. ** JM, Hey, Josiah! Yeah, May 11. The only good thing about that is that it does seem somewhat realistic, and Macron did make it seem like it’ll actually happen then. I’ll be amazed if you guys get turned loose on the 22nd, but, hey, if you’re in good shape, I guess that could work? Is that a freeing that includes movie theatres and theatres and restaurants and stuff? We won’t get those back for quite a while. I hit my limit, patience-wise, the other day, but I seem to be back to resigned now that the partial end date is set. I don’t think I ever read ‘Secret History’, weird. I don’t know why. Enjoy the film competition thing. What are you planning? Very cool that your novel is a done deal. Hopefully the necessary printing press will be up and running fairly soon. If it’s in a rural-ish area, and printing presses often are, that’s possible. And good luck with the de-clunking. I need a bunch of that luck for my stuff right now too. Stay great. ** Okay. Predictably, the middle of month calls forth the escorts. And there you have it. See you tomorrow.

Bill Hsu presents … Tsai Ming-Liang Day


[Collaged from: https://www.moma.org/calendar/film/5204, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsai_Ming-liang]

In the nearly three decades since his debut feature, Rebels of the Neon God (1992), Tsai Ming-Liang (b. 1957) has built a contemplative body of work that ruminates on fundamental experiences of existence. His focus on themes of solitude, alienation, and desire early in his career eventually expanded to explorations of the passage of time, memory, and spirituality later on; Tsai aspires to observe life and, consequently, has put his inner self on display. A maverick whose long takes have stretched the limits of filmic minimalism and stillness, Tsai has also reconsidered the very concept of cinema by borrowing elements from performance and Conceptual art. Nothing encapsulates this evolving exploration like his Walker series (2012-18), a set of short films or, rather, recordings of live performances, depicting his muse/alter ego Lee Kang-Sheng as an ancient Buddhist monk moving through contemporary settings at an impossibly slow pace, pushing against currents in time and space.

Tsai, a Malaysia-born Chinese, moved to Taiwan from Kuching, Sarawak, to study theater at the age of 20. This, he said, had “a huge impact on [his] mind and psyche,” perhaps later mirrored in his films. “Even today,” said Tsai, “I feel I belong neither to Taiwan nor to Malaysia. In a sense, I can go anywhere I want and fit in, but I never feel that sense of belonging.” He found himself immersed in a Taiwan gradually opening up after a long period of martial law, which ended in 1987. It was in this new political climate that Tsai established himself with films dealing with queer themes, personal space, social taboos, and unspoken desires.

Tsai’s honours include a Golden Lion (best picture) for Vive L’Amour at the 51st Venice International Film Festival; the Silver Bear “Special Jury Prize” for The River at the 47th Berlin International Film Festival; the FIPRESCI award for The Hole at the 1998 Cannes Film Festival; the Alfred Bauer Prize and Silver Bear for Outstanding Artistic Achievement for The Wayward Cloud at the 55th Berlin International Film Festival; the Grand Jury Prize at the 70th Venice International Film Festival for Stray Dogs.

In 2014, Tsai was named an officer of the Order of Arts and Letters by the government of France.

 












 

Interview
excerpt (from http://tylercoburn.com/tsai.html)

How did you first become involved in cinema? What about the cinematic form was particularly appealing to you?

My childhood really was a golden age for movies, in the ’60s and ’70s there was no other entertainment, all we had was movies. My grandparents were such fans they had to watch one movie a day. They lived in a small city in Malaysia where there were seven or eight huge theatres. [My grandparents] would sell noodles on the side of the street, and take turns to see movies; sometimes I double-shifted and saw the movie with each of them. Later I had to go back to my hometown, because my father found out I was just watching movies everyday.

[In college] I chose theatre without really knowing what difference there was between theatre and film. After graduation, I did theatre, experimental theatre, TV, but never thought would turn into film director. I didn’t know I would be here today.

Film really chose me, this type of film chose me. Unfortunately I don’t have a swimming pool, my films are more abstruse. (laughs)

As your films use verbal dialogue sparingly, it puts an even greater emphasis is put on the relationship between your characters and the urban spaces of Taipei. What is the place of this dynamic in your films?

The themes I am dealing with are small, localized. They are all about my feelings and understanding of life. The urban space is only a background for me. I throw my character into a space and isolate them. That space could be very populated or very empty. I believe that humans are not different in nature whether they are in a crowd or on a toilet. Their isolation or sense of loneliness is for me an effective way of representing human nature.

I’m very careful with the quality of a setting, including its colors and sense of age, because the character is in a state of isolation. He has no chance to talk – therefore I often have to rely on the setting and the elements of the setting to convey these feelings in the viewer. I spend much of my time looking for sites. When I find a great site, it will alter my feelings. I will start to feel like the sites have their own characters.

Your body of work seems to question the status of the erotic in the modern city. The sense of alienation that inhabits your characters is frequently augmented by libidinal repression. Certain of your films – Vive L’Amour, The River, What Time is it There? – conclude with failed or distorted realizations of sexual desire. How do you view the role of the erotic in these works?

I want to express the failure of erotic desire to be realized in contemporary urban space. I would like to make my films about disappearing, like The Skywalk is Gone [2002] and Goodbye Dragon Inn. The whole theatre is disappearing in that film! This subject is important to me because society changes so fast and everything disappears so fast – historical sites, culture. One day I walked to the area where Lee Kang-Sheng was selling watches [in What Time is it There?], and I realized that ‘the skywalk is gone.’ It happens in Asia like that, things just disappear. People in their forties have no way of finding traces of their childhood. Modern people are afraid of disappearance. Living in Taipei, for example, we constantly have to deal with compelling visual change. We ask the question: what do you love the most? Who do you love the most? You will lose them – it will happen in modern society. My films ask the question: how we can face the disappearance? The loss?

Illness is a pervasive theme in your work, be it the mysterious sickness in The River or the apocalyptic disease in The Hole.. You also made My New Friends, a 1997 documentary about AIDS. What is the significance of this theme to you?

To answer, I need to return to the issue of the human body. The body of course has its interior as well as its exterior properties. I feel that the cause of sickness nowadays is people not exploring their internal realities. The reason why I decided to incorporate sickness into The River was because I witnessed this episode when Lee Kang-Sheng became sick. It lasted for nine months. That was the first time that I began to understand the relationship between human psychology and illness. I realized that he probably got sick because he wasn’t able to adapt to the changes in his life, such as becoming involved in a filmmaking circle. I think it’s true for everyone that we have a hard time confronting and recognizing the dark corners of the mind.

How do you approach writing your scripts? Do you provide much space for improvisation and spontaneity when shooting?

My scripts are very small. They’re like poetry, only containing instructions on how to make my films. When I write my scripts, there is no dialogue for the actors, but I communicate a lot with them so that when they are in settings, they have an idea of how to communicate their characters. This style lets actors experience life and act in the film. My actors are not like Hollywood actors-they are not taught how to act or speak. My actors seem like real people. You don’t think of them as performing. I always give the actors a lot of time within the shot. I wait and then they act naturally. This is the best technique.

 

Tsai Ming-Liang on wikipedia
Tsai Ming-Liang on imdb
Tsai Ming-Liang at theyshootpictures.com
Recent interview with Tsai at filmmakermagazine.com

 

Patterns/motifs:

 

10 of Tsai’s 11 feature-length films (plus a VR project):

Rebels of the Neon God (1992)

Tsai’s first feature film is a relatively conventional tale of rebellious youth. The Chinese title translates roughly as “Youthful Nezha”; Nezha is one of the few Chinese mythical characters who personify hotheaded young people in (well-meaning) conflict with their elders. Tsai is already working with motifs that will become familiar in subsequent films: the household detritus floating in water on the apartment floor, distant and cryptic family interactions, and hilariously uncomfortable sexual encounters. The scene with Hsiao-Kang on roller-skates might be a reference to Nezha’s preferred mode of transport, a Segway monocycle-like set of “wheel of wind and fire”. We meet four actors who will work with Tsai in a number of films, usually in similar roles: Lee Kang-Sheng as a disaffected young man, Chen Chao-jung as a charismatic, more worldly youth, Lu Yi-ching as the mother figure, and Miao Tien as the father figure.

 

Vive l’Amour (1994)

One of my favorite Tsai Ming-Liang films. I remember how radical this seemed for Asian cinema in the mid-90s, with no dialog for the first 20-odd minutes, all the surreptitious voyeurism, that initial extended cruising scene, the hints of gay desire from Hsiao-kang for Ah-jung (note the character names are derived from the actors’ names), and the long static shots of tense situations, broken up by the occasional (almost slapstick-y) humorous gestures. And of course, water melon.

 

The River (1997)

By this point, we recognize Tsai’s ensemble of regulars: Lee Kang-Sheng (as the hapless protagonist), Miao Tien (as the distant, inscrutable, but supportive father), Lu Yi-Ching (the worrying and mostly helpless mother), Chen Chao-jung (oddly omitted from the imdb credits, but he plays his by now customary sex object role), and Yang Kuei-Mei, who joined the team in Vive l’Amour, and will be along for quite a few more films. Tsai created unconventional roles for them that I find totally fascinating through multiple films, even though the roles didn’t change that much.

The opening scenes are funny but deceptively conventional. There’s actually dialog! Characters with relatively clear motivations going about their business! Hsiao-kang makes a delivery, and was asked to play a drowned corpse in a polluted river, in a movie shoot. (The director in the shoot is celebrated Chinese director Ann Hui.) But then the long, static, mostly silent shots take over, and we get another extended cruising scene. Water is everywhere, from the river, to the torrential rain, to the leaky apartment, and all the scenes of characters drinking.

There’s also lots of sex, mostly of the uncomfortable variety, and several discreetly lit, painterly bathhouse scenes. The climactic darkroom scene is restrained and hypnotic. And the final resolution statement is more indirect than my faulty memories, but Tsai’s absurdist “conclusion” is quite clear.

For a detailed analysis, with many shot comparisons, Tony (tectactoe)’s review is indispensable: https://letterboxd.com/tectactoe/film/the-river-1997/

 

The Hole (1998)

From Tony (tectactoe)’s review (https://letterboxd.com/tectactoe/film/the-hole/):

I guess if you’re familiar with Tsai’s work, you could say even his themes are too often recycled — loneliness, isolation, crushing desperation — but he works with so many different canvases that the material is always exhilarating, never stale. Wasn’t at all prepared to see his recurring signifiers applied to his interpretation of a rom-com / musical. Yes, there’s romance (girl meets boy). There’s comedy (Tsai’s most laugh-out-loud work to date). There’s music (complete with choreographed interludes). Rain is still his favorite element, the enforcer of solitude : in this instance, its presence is even more ominous than usual, its heavy patter always in the background, drowning out much of the foreground sound (only emphasizing how little he relies on dialogue to make his points — something I’ll forever admire) and sequestering our protagonists from the world around them.

… As his curiousness and alienation continues to grow, so does her “condition,” and the film’s final, most touching connection is one prodded by the inevitability of mother nature and pure inconvenience. Cynical? Maybe. Touching? Strangely. Fascinating? Always.

 

What Time is it There? (2001)

From Tony (tectactoe) (https://letterboxd.com/film/what-time-is-it-there/):

As self-assured as any of Tsai’s other work — perhaps because it was such a personal film for him — and his formal conviction is remarkably patent throughout, translating to a sincere respect for his audience : he never feels the need to coddle or pamper us, and I can’t explain how invigorating that is. A haunting parable about Time — about its irrevocability, its persistence, its unforgiving nature, and the inevitability that it will one day separate us from what we love — that thrives in the details.

 

Goodbye, Dragon Inn (2003)

From Tony (tectactoe) (https://letterboxd.com/tectactoe/film/goodbye-dragon-inn/):

Denoting this as a simple parable of the Death of Cinema glosses over the much richer prying of the human desire for connection — with ourselves (the handicapped ticket ripper gawking zealously at the adept on-screen swordswoman), with our peers (the tourist relentlessly trying to spark up chance encounters), with other generations (as an old man ushers his grandson to the final showing of a film he starred in), with clandestine lovers (the endless search to share a steamed bun with the projectionist), and with the places and things that mean so much to us : that final walk alone in the rain, knowing it will be the last time she’s exiting that historic theater, is instantly heartbreaking.

 

The Wayward Cloud (2005)

Tsai again works with familiar actors and motifs, but the absurdist musical numbers come to the fore. And more water melon.

Another excerpt:

 

I Don’t Want to Sleep Alone (2006)

Something of a departure, this is set in Malaysia instead of Taipei, and features a larger cast outside of the core team.

Tony (tectactoe) (https://letterboxd.com/tectactoe/film/i-dont-want-to-sleep-alone/):

Probably Tsai’s least overtly humorous effort, which elicits a certain helix of sincerity and compassion-values present in most of his work, but the effect is amplified here because there’s nothing even remotely lighthearted to fall back on. As others have noted, it’s maybe Tsai’s most “wholesome” film, given that each central character is, in some way, in service to another ; but ringing stronger than genuine compassion is the inescapable millstone that our physical bodies place upon their spiritual counterparts.

 

Stray Dogs (2013)

Tony (tectactoe) (https://letterboxd.com/film/stray-dogs-2013/):

…it’s obvious that Tsai is in complete control of his languid domain, every other long-take littered with spurts of visual and aural virtuosity; take e.g. the opening shot, where he captures a sort-of nonsensical foreboding from the simple image of a disappointed (?) motherly figure (?!) sitting apprehensively over her sleeping children (?!?), intensified by nothing but the sound of a comb running through thick hair (which, in the moment, may as well be booming thunder).

 

The Deserted (2017)

Tsai’s VR project. A review: https://lwlies.com/festivals/tsai-ming-liang-the-deserted-vr-taiwan-film-festival-london/

RTHK arts show with interview with Tsai in Mandarin (with occasional Cantonese interjections for the Hong Kong audience!), English subtitles:

 

Days (2020)

His latest. Hopefully on screens soon.

 

 

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p.s. RIP Bruce Baillie. ** Your big treat for the weekend is an oeuvre overview of the fine filmmaker Tsai Ming-Liang as thought-through and put in place by the fine musician/visualist/artist and d.l. Bill Hsu. Please dig around in his blog-housed treasure chest, pick up a few cinematic doubloons, and spend your day(s) suitably powered up thereby, which, yes, reads like very awkward hyperbole, and is, but blame quarantine, and you’ve caught my drift. Enjoy everything and speak to Bill, if you will, thanks. ** David Ehrenstein, As is so often the case in a perfect world. I don’t even know if I still have a copy of that Little Caesar issue. Surely somewhere. ** Tosh Berman, I agree! About his lordship. The French really know how to turn them out when do. Hope you’re getting through everything effectively. ** Sypha, It’s in my top 50, so quite possibly. One of these days I need to read more Delany. I’ve only read ‘Hogg’, which is great, and ‘Madman’, which I liked fairly well, and ‘The Motion of Light in Water’, which I didn’t like at all. Interesting about reading Freud. I think I prefer to have him filtered to me through other writers for some reason. ** _Black_Acrylic, He is. The ‘Zazie’ film is pretty good, not anywhere as good as the novel, but that won’t matter to y’all. I know nothing about ‘Limmy’s Homemade Show’, of course, being over here, but that little YouTube taste was very charming. Hope the first ep. lived up. ** Dominik, Hey, hey, hey!! Oh, thanks, pal, that does my head and heart good, thank you. Yeah, the pandemic, this quarantine … the French are being well behaved so far, but the French seem to have rebelliousness in their blood, and I don’t know how much longer they’re going to tolerate this lockdown before … I don’t know what. Right, okay, I see, about the written free-styles. Have you guys tried Zoom? Maybe it would work more smoothly? Or FaceTime? Hm. I think those three films you mentioned are Norton’s three acting highlights unless I’m forgetting something. Thanks, yes, it would be really great if we get the grant. It’s specifically for the script, for us to work more on the script, and, actually, it’s kind of bullshit a bit because we’re happy with the script, so we have to try to think of what to tell them. They want 20 minutes of us in a neutral looking environment laying out what further script work we want to do, and no doubt they want to hear that we have plans to normalise it, so we’ll blah blah about that. We would rather do it together in one place rather than do a split screen thing, so I guess we’ll defy the lockdown rules and meet up and shoot it in one place, my pad or his. I or he will have to say we’re going shopping or something on our forms, and hit a supermarket on the way back home. That should work. I have yet to be stopped by police whenever I’ve gone out, but, technically, we’re not supposed to travel out of our respective areas, and he’s all the way across town, so that’s where luck has to come in. Godard is tough to start with, I mean as a recommendation, because he has so many films and they’re all quite different from one another. Maybe start with one of the early, really famous ones like ‘Breathless’ or ‘Pierrot le Fou’? I think maybe my muse is starting to vaguely wake up. I started working on a new GIF piece, and it’s not good yet, but GIF works are fun to make, so I think that’s probably the best muse alarm clock. Yesterday I did very little. Emailed back and forth a bit with the US publisher of my new novel, and I think we can finally announce the news early next week. Made a couple of blog posts. Uh, I cannot remember what else. That kind of foggy day. But now I have two full days to do something of note, as do you, before we compare our cave lives again. Let’s try to dazzle each other somehow, what do you say? Love the size of King Kong, me. ** Bill, Hey, host! Thank you ‘in person’ once again for serving up such a tasty menu for the folks who look here. Thanks about the grant. Would be good, yeah. I’ll be amazed if we’re un-locked down before the end of May at the very earliest. Supposedly there’s some treatment or test or something over here that’s ‘close’ to being ready, and its existence and success are our only hope. No, my Switch is sitting in a storage space somewhere on the outskirts of Paris being held hostage until the quarantine ends. Thanks for the URL. That is a mysterious flyer, but I like it. I’ll check what’s the what when I wake up on Monday. Thank you about the Artforum work. There’s no manipulation of the original GIFs. It’s all about coopting or revising them via juxtaposition only. Yes, the new GIF works I’m doing now are not in the scrolling groupings anymore. I feel like I went as far as I can with that structuring. My new GIF novel, which comes out very soon, is one sequence per page, and the associations are created via page turning. I’m interested in the sequences themselves being attended to and absorbed, which the older scrolling technique did not encourage. Yes, RIP Richard Teitelbaum. The arts are really getting trounced by the awful combo of elderliness and this COVID creep. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. My anxiety seems to manifest itself in frustration, which is, I guess, a little easier to cope with. The only time I ever saw the Beasties was in the late-mid-80s in Amsterdam. Amazing bill: Beastie Boys, Public Enemy, Eric B and Rakim, and the young LL Cool. That is great about that dump, and a big RIP to Obayashi. It’s just been a slaughter of excellent artists lately. Everyone, Mr, Erickson directs those of you who are interested to “a massive file drop of films by the Japanese director Nobuhiko Obayashi, who brought us HOUSE and passed away today.” Here. That’s a pretty fantastic gift right there, if you’re in the mood. Mmmm, no, I don’t think I’ve heard that Nnamdi. Okay, sounds good, and god knows I’m hungry. Thanks, Steve. Good luck with your weekend. ** Okay. Bill’s feast for your senses has been introduced up north, and now it’s up to you to partake or forever hold your peace. I highly recommend the former option. See you on Monday.

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