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‘I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case. Don’t write me if you like Nicholas Cage’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of April 2020

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oliversarmy, 18
Paris

I don’t understand why people make these things sound like Amazon Orders?… Let’s keep it SIMPLE!!

-I AM THE BEST ESCORT U NEVER MET BEFORE here !!!
-I GET PAID FOR SEX!!
-I “parTy”!!
-I WEAR MASK AND PLASTIC GLOVES UNTIL APRIL 30!!!
-I DON’T “DO” WOMAN!!
-I DON’T “DO” CHILDREN!!

EVERYTHING ELSE IS OPEN… JUST PAY!!

SIMPLE!

Guestbook of oliversarmy

itsmeNicky – April 11, 2020
Can I get an amen?

21CM_from_NYC – April 10, 2020
Perfect ass. Immaculate. If you didn’t know shit had passed through it once or twice a day for 18 years you would never believe it.

KennyNguyend – April 8, 2020
To sum him up in one word: ass. It’s that simple.

Anonymous – April 5, 2020
Very creamy ass with ideal temperature and atmosphere! He holds it wide open and enjoys every shock!

willyoubemyboyfriend – April 3, 2020
I loved kissing this whore’s ass as much as I fucked it! It made me so horny I tried to eat his whole lower body!

KAISARATV – April 1, 2020
A ASS TO LEAVE ANY DICK WITH HARD TO FUCK.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Smoking Socially
Speaks French
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Safe sex Sometimes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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need_urgent_money, 18
Epping Forest

boy looking urgent money. need some people to blow my penis today or tomorrow. i could live with anything not concerning my butt. i’m so cute when you see me you will either moan or gasp.

Guestbook of need_urgent_money

klayxoxo – March 30, 2020
Your name is Clayton McMillian and you are currently in a complicated relationship with me alright and I would like you to come clean.

need_urgent_money (Owner) – March 29, 2020
butt requests are ignored even if you offer me billions. i have principles.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Tattoos One
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Top only
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No answer
Safe sex Always
Rate per hour 250 £
Overnight On request

 

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Ecstatico, 23
Suceava

Hello! I have hearing impairments, I hear very little and I do not speak language.
Please don’t be bad with me, try to be good with me.
If you don’t understand something, write down a question and I will write down an answer to help you understand something.
Don’t intimidate me.

Guestbook of Ecstatico

FuckYoungInMyCar – April 2, 2020
It’s not his fault because it’s a deaf thing but when you fuck him his mouth makes very eerie groaning sounds like a zombie in an old movie.

Sensual_Jack_XL – March 28, 2020
At the risk of exoticising his disability, sex with him feels less like sex than like an act of channeling sacred healing energy direct from the Universe.

Zacky_jeffy – March 23, 2020
tall guy with pointed nose

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks No
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M No
Dirty No
Safe sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 400 €

 

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kiss_good, 20
Brussels

Barry Jackson sent to your beautiful country from Iran to bring Joy and Satisfaction to the wealthiest men who are interested in expensive time consuming things.

Guestbook of kiss_good

kiss_good (Owner) – April 4, 2020
wanna see something hot bradwantsbutt? open your god d*mn eyes!! then stare at the sun!!

bradwantsbutt – April 4, 2020
⚠️ Warning : Gross review.

He has haemorrhoids so he easily bleeds down there. Unless you dont mind lol. But despite all the blood, he says it is not painful with appropriate amount of lube.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos A few
Smoking Socially
Speaks Arabic, French, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft SM
Dirty WS only
Safe sex Never
Rate per hour 75 €
Overnight 2500 €

 

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meetu4coin, 19
Budapest

Straight forced bi due to … circumstances
The Gay and I should stay dressed, but he may see everything from me through my clothes.
The same applies to a group.
Maybe it’s something for a bachelor party.
I also sell tina coke viagra poppers fentanyl and heroin 3m 4m if you’re interested.

Guestbook of alexander123

sugarman – March 17, 2020
NOT IF YOU’RE NOT INTO CREEPY GUYS

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks Polish, English
Position No answer
Kissing No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safe sex Always
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight On request

 

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RoughRidingRicky, 21
Pinole Valley Shopping Center

I love riding men! Although I do not look it, I am a natural cowboy, My thrill is riding animals – equine or human. I experience exquisite pleasure from being carried astride a creature whose only purpose is to serve as My personal pleasure-riding pony. I am an experienced and capable rider of ponymen. So far, I have enjoyed riding 9 ponymen – with varying degrees of satisfaction.

When it cums to human ponies, I go in for maximum realism. I ride men as domesticated beasts of burden: usually on all fours, occasionally two-legged (piggyback style). This is not your typical fantasy-based lightweight dress-up-and-roleplay stuff. I use a realistic bridle with bit and reins, along with necessary knee pads, and (if needed) a leather pad or small saddle (in the case of two-legged pony riding). I prefer to ride bare-ass whenever possible, for maximum pleasure.

Depending on who I am riding, I may enhance My pony’s appearance with the addition of an attractive slip-on mane and/or tie-on tail. I will clarify that I am not interested in any form of actual sex with My ponymen, before, during, or after riding. A nice hawt pony ride should provides Me and you with plenty of erotic stimulation satisfaction. To finish: I am 100% hot to be ridden by, and I am not at all crazy.

Guestbook of RoughRidingRicky

RealDreamChaser – March 27, 2020
sounds hot kinda

Anonymous – March 21, 2020
MAMMA MIA! A beautiful boy with the typical “boy next door” face knocked on my door but then he put me at 90° and put on cowboy clothes and became a crazy bitch riding on my back until I felt sensations never felt before … I felt feelings that I didn’t even know existed ….

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Average
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Top only
Kissing No
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Safe sex Always
Rate per hour 300 $
Overnight 2000 $

 

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premiumratesnow, 19
Oran

i want a rich old man to live his last days of life with me
i just want to smile like I used to

NO LAW EMFORCEMENTS ALLOWEED OR AFFLICTED WITH ANY THING LIKE THAT

Guestbook of premiumratesnow

premiumratesnow (Owner) – March 25, 2020
she died and i am as single as the letter i

gayfucklover – March 25, 2020
Warning he married to a young woman that has medical problems cannot have sex anymore they don’t sleep together nothing so he looking for sex and money but he not leaving his wife

Herooeeyy – March 11, 2920
he made me smile but i could only make him smirk

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Algerian, French
Position Versatile
Kissing No
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Safe sex Depends on person
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Blackstar, 21
Ekenäs

I’m trying to build my customer base by selling underwear. The condition of the underwear is up to you (fully messed, barely worn or whatever).

I am happy to put on a medic mask and let you blow me or eat my ass for another fee.

I go whole hog and take the mask off occasionally but first I want a deposit;)

I am also happy to go out with you for another fee and pretend I’m your son, boyfriend, biggest fan or whatever.

I’m not a escort by profession I’m just in a weird mood lately.

Guestbook of Blackstar

Blackstar (Owner) – April 9, 2020
The idea of one of you buying me a Maserati keeps popping into my head.

Blackstar (Owner) – April 2, 2020
If I were you I would be my customer immediately.

Blackstar (Owner) – April 2, 2020
That’s not exactly news but thank you.

VBryan – April 2, 2020
My God your ass should be in the Louvre!

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Swedish, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M No
Dirty No
Safe sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 75 – 350 €
Overnight 2000 – 5000 €

 

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holy_smoke, 21
San Diego

I study sex behavioural research and I’m here on a voluntary basis. What this means is that under certain conditions, I’m willing to sleep with disabled people and impoverished immigrants for free. In those cases I will expect to conclude the encounter with a frank conversation about sexuality, the stigma surrounding sex work, etc.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos A few
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English, Portuguese
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safe sex Rarely
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 30000 $

 

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Ineedhickey, 18
Fort Bonifac

I’m stressed i need hickey.

Ur manhood size at first chat lol.

I am totally on Poppers.

Guestbook of Ineedhickey

Ineedhickey (Owner) – April 12, 2020
It feels like u dont care. My ambitions were to high, but I know that I’m not too special, yeah.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Safe sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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OliverCheshire, 18
Birmingham

-18, only had sex once
-Into every thing I can think of haha
-Don’t drive
-Have to meet in a public place first
-Smoke me up for bonus points (a lot of bonus points) hehe
-I’m not sick (guessing)
-My house isn’t safe

Guestbook of OliverCheshire

Anonymous – April 11, 2020
My experience with him was way too personal and complicated to just put here.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Smoking Socially
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Safe sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 60 £
Overnight 250 £

 

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deliquent, 21
Madrid

I love women and their big asses, their breasts, their pussies. I want to fuck good sluts with big asses. The deal: you buy me a whore that you show me first and I fuck her at home, in front of you. Filming is allowed. Of course you pay me and the girl. I’m just doing this briefly while my girlfriend’s in the hospital.

Guestbook of delinquent

deliquent (Owner) – March 26, 2020
Back again after another experience with yet another douchebag.

deliquent (Owner) – March 23, 2020
I just have to tell you, if I’m not the one in the photo, I will take the money from you anyway.

deliquent (Owner) – March 22, 2020
Hey assholes, before you write … I don’t want to have a conversation with your cock. Also, it doesn’t make any difference if you clarify what that conversation would be.

Anonymous – March 22, 2020
Why is she in the hospital?

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Muscular
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Spanish, English, Czech
Position Top only
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft SM
Dirty Yes
Safe sex Sometimes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Poledance, 20
Ontario

Hello are you interested in a pole dance?
I offer a great pole dance show for you solo or as a couple or for your next celebration.

I come to you and bring my pole comfortably and assemble and dismantle it within 10 minutes without leaving any traces.

Or you come to me and save me from having to transport my pole, which I would love to do.

Guestbook of Poledance

eddylampard – April 10, 2020
I paid $180 to watch this harmless and absolutely inexotic, sickly looking boy do the watusi with a glorified broomstick? An example of how deep I am currently sinking. It’s worrying!

JohnBX – April 4, 2020
The “action” photo is not of him or his “pole” by any stretch of any imagination.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos A few
Smoking Yes
Speaks English, French
Position No answer
Kissing No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safe sex Always
Rate per hour 180 $
Overnight On request

 

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MakeYouMoan, 21
Munich

I’m the prostate wrecker. I will decimate your ass. I will turn your intestines into sloshing laundry. I will shoot my load so deep in you it’ll wind up pooled on your tongue. I can show you madness. I’m also very friendly (most of the time). I’d fuck me.

Guestbook of MakeYouMoan

Anonymous – March 10, 2020
Jah Jah, another gold piece, Mama Merkel, but he’s poor and need our solidarity, It just sucks in Germany.

Anonymous – March 8, 2020
Far from hung. You can practically smell the Corona. Thank you, Angela Merkel, for such gains from the Middle East.

Dick XXL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Some
Tattoos A few
Smoking Yes
Speaks Farsi, German, English
Position Top only
Kissing No
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safe sex Never
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight On request

 

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iamwhoyouthink, 23
Lyon

im a person that give happiness, craziness, and weirdness looking for generous man to spoil me with expensive shits 😁

i feel weird putting “more bottom” on here because i never top and dont even like getting sucked, but i have been told i can have a problem with following orders.

im not looking for a man to run my life or get involved in my private life, im straight and this is just an escape mechanism.

Guestbook of iamwhoyouthink

Playboy – April 9, 2020
If your cock is XXL enough and you fuck him just the right way you can give him hands free, prostate orgasms… his whole body shakes uncontrollably AND his cock shoots multiple voluminous loads shotgun style within the course of a minute!

AdrianH – April 5, 2020
if you do an in call the only place to fuck him is on pile of dirty clothes and art pencils

gwendalV39 – March 30, 2020
If you misinterpret his defensive, fussy personality as a strange way of flirting and take him down he loves double penetration with internal ejaculation.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Safe sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 560 €

 

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nooneishere, 20
Buenos Aires

I am very young single daddy..I only wanted to support my daughter and continue my study thats why I am here..but its hard for me because both my parent remarry to another..Im living with ym daughter and trying to give her a good life..and plan to continue and finish even voacational course..Im looking for the gay bi or whoever that can accept my daughter as her own..Sincere and hoenst willing to mgirate.

Guestbook of nooneishere

nooneishere (Owner) – March 27, 2020
never fall in love with somebody

jackking1 – March 26, 2020
Funny, I picked him up on the street and pozzed him or thought I had for the equivalent of $20 not even 3 weeks ago.

Anonymous – March 25, 2020
FYI about 6 months ago I fucked his ass bareback extremely hard and pozzed him.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Some
Tattoos A few
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft SM
Dirty Yes
Safe sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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wildanalgoesfar, 21
Madrid

Rape play, that’s what I’m selling. I’m into making it known I’m not in control but struggling like hell against it to emphasize you’re in control. That turns me on.

I love dressing like a thug and acting masc even tho I’m not so when you take control, it feels like you’re in control. When you feel it, like you have someone struggling who can’t compete, I feel it too.

I’ll be your pissed off masc prisoner and mmmph for you, try and break free, while you do your thing.

I love the ‘rape fantasy’ as much as any other pussy but make it feel real- gags, cuffs, knives, guns. Fill me up with your seed, destroy me, make it so I can’t stand when your done with me.

If you want to suggest something else happening during the rape I might be cool with it.

Guestbook of wildanalgoesfar

NVs – April 7, 2020
Got told to try this guy out by a mate who did him. I’m 90% straight but thought I’d give it a go. Wasn’t expecting much like the other gays I’ve fucked, but the raping thing made all the difference. Since then I tell everyone I’m Bi if that tells you something.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Smoking Socially
Speaks Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safe sex Never
Rate per hour 180 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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youdontknowme, 18
Napoli

I’m 9.5 feet blond I’ve got blue eyes no body hair I’g

No once loves me everything is leave

Guestbook of youdontknowme

CouchBoy – March 29, 2020
Given the discordance problem between your cute face and disappointing body, maybe you would be interested in an unusual date. I would like to go about my regular day with you as my couch. I have a preexisting couch that you would climb into with only a hole where your face would appear. You would be just the seat I sit on while watching movies or playing games, just relaxing on top of your face, not even thinking about you or realizing you’re there.

youdontknowme (Owner) – March 28, 2020
Hello, I was very drunk and stoned when I wrote what’s above so let me introduce myself again. My name’s Louie. It’s a pleasure to meet you.

Yes, I’m looking for money sex even though I’m weird and nervous and always need to get fucked up when I know I’m going to have sex with a guy. Truth is I’m looking for real love with a guy and I don’t like that I have to have sex to get there because I’m never horny and my body doesn’t live up to the hotness hype I give off when I’m wearing clothes. This is very frustrating for everybody because, yes I know that I am considered very cute and sexy at first and I can’t expect to find love without sharing what I’ve got that everybody’s so slobbery wondering about.

I guess that’s all. Thank you very much.

Anonymous – March 27, 2020
Just blah blah blah. Yes I bottom but I’m not in the mood, but okay I’ll bottom, no I won’t bottom, yes okay I will bottom if we wear face masks, okay maybe I will without face masks. Changes his mind every five seconds. And after all that his ass is not even recommendable!!

gruntbuddy – March 20, 2020

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Little
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks English, Italian
Position Versatile
Kissing Depends on person
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Safe sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight On request

 

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BOXEURPro-MAROk, 19
Zagreb

🥊 soda. I box your pussy👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👏

🥊You suck me like a bitch until the juice .🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩.

🥊You lick me Both feet, basketball and cho7.👟👟👟👟👟👟👟🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦 🧦🧦

🥊 Slaps, insults, blows🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵

🥊With your dog leash you obey me like a pure. 🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩

🥊 Nipple concave work.

🥊 Pharaonic work of the balls. 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊.

🥊FIST: of course even with boxing gloves. It will pass. And …. even baseball bats in your whore pussies. 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🎳🎳🎳🎳🎳🎳🎳🎳🎳

⛔love is overreated bitch bitch 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

Guestbook of BOXEURPro-MAROk

BOXEURPro-MAROk (Owner) – April 5, 2020
if I dont answer I dont like you or there is something wrong with you !!!

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Muscular
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks Croatian, French, English
Position Top only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safe sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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$$$ChokeStrangle$$$, 23
Pittsburgh

Slim young guy desperately needing cash to be strangled
Great long neck you can choke till my eyes are marbles
It is best to be very distant with me and a lot older

Guestbook of $$$ChokeStrangle$$$

dave8888 – March 27, 2020
Side note – When he’s not doing his circus act he’s very brainy, currently seeking a PhD in data science and media theory and is writing his dissertation about Foucault.

be_PREPared – March 22, 2020
His neck is like a parlour trick. I don’t know he does it but it’s like he has a secret extra windpipe so even if you choke him like a murderer he can still breathe.

Anonymous – March 21, 2020
He is available for all your strangling plans without paying labour and no tomorrow.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Some
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Passive
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safe sex No answer
Rate per hour 300 $
Overnight 2000 $

 

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schnitzelbrot, 18
Petersberg

I am Lia and I identify myself as a trans girl.

I am Virgo ♈ and a cat lover 🐈

I want to want to cum more than I want to cum.

Favorite series: Supernatural, Insatiable, Sex Education, Gravity Falls, Drag Race

Favorite musicians: Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea, Ashnikko, Melanie Martinez, Doja Cat

Guestbook of schnitzelbrot

schnitzelbrot (Owner) – March 1, 2020
Send a screenshot of u streaming Stupid Love and I’ll sleep w/ u for free

Ben_rainbow – March 1, 2020
i want this pink lips around my big black horny balls

Stup1dLove – Feb 29, 2020
Stupid Love by Lady Gaga is out now! 💕 #ladygaga #stupidlove #CHROMATICA #LG6

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Smoking Socially
Speaks French
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Safe sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 180 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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atypicaljock, 18
Boise

Ever wondered what a be like to fuck a gay member of the Church of Jesus Christ of latter-day Saints.

I meet very interesting men and I undress with them which is a big turning point for me!

I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case. Don’t write me if you like Nicholas Cage.

Guestbook of atypicaljock

Anonymous – April 2, 2020
you’re ugly

atypicaljock (Owner) – March 28, 2020
I’m not here to get rich, it just blows me away that men give boys money for it.

atypicaljock (Owner) – March 17, 2020
If you happen to know me, I’d appreciate if you’re gonna leave it here, here and here alone.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Safe sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Strangehigh, 19
Bogota

who tryna fuck, anal or hang, hit me up

Guestbook of Strangehigh

Strangehigh (Owner) – March 28, 2020
ugh i hate this shit

ImHornyAsFuck – March 22, 2020
He’s straight, extremely shy and nervous.
Why is a “straight” boy offering his butt you ask?
Because he’s desperate to prove he’s straight.
He strips his clothes angrily like he lost a bet,
then he mutters to himself throughout the fuck,
“why do you doin’ this?’ “you not a fag” etc
all while letting you demolish his little ass,
all while jacking his hard cock at light speed.
When he cums you’ve never seen so much anguish,
and he points at his cock and yells “No! No!”

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Position More bottom
Kissing No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safe sex Sometimes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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harsh9man4Oon, 20
Santa Barbara

I am always horny, horribly horny👅
I smoke cigarettes, and everything else I smoke that too
I like to get drunk if I have a good reason, that is, a very good occasion
Well, what is wrong with drunk boy smoking❌ cigarettes
And those smoking smokers feel free to buy me a carton I won’t be angry
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I’m not kidding😏
I’m not drugging, I haven’t started yet but I hope not, but I know I will because I am crazy💋
AHEM!

I am looking for a person
This person was in his 50s I think, had blond, fuzzy hair, drank Becks, left around 3 a.m. (on March 7th), wore a white T-shirt with lettering and a picture under his sweater and was in a (presumed) group of friends or business associates of 2 – 3 guys and 2 ladies on the go.
Danced to “Whitney Houston- Dance with somebody”
His one friend was wearing a lumberjack shirt (in blue), brown hair, beard

I know that sounds very crazy now, but his eyes were eating me alive, I didn’t dare to proposition him because I was very drunk and slurring my words and then he was gone again
If someone knows this person or maybe even IS THAT PERSON, it would be nice if this person knows I’m a whore and he can get me 😁

Sex with me goes ONE way and ONE way only, so pay attention
First I pull my pants and undies down, lie or sit (bed, chair, floor) then you edge me no mercy until I’m out of my mind
You’ll be greatly entertained at how bat shit crazy and desperate prolonged knob polishing gets me
Then just loot my body with your free hand or mouth or cock or whatever but don’t stop polishing (!!!) and loot me until I shoot the motherload
Then pay and get the fuck out cause I will be in a horrible mood!

Guestbook of harsh9man4Oon

penisfreak2000 – April 7, 2020
fyi if you edge him long enough and plan ahead he’ll sign any contract you put in front of him

Anonymous – April 5, 2020
hot guy, peace and love, you will die of coronavirus so cool relax for your last days ….

Anonymous – April 3, 2020
Spare us your useless judgments, sylou75. If you find him cute, tell him, meet him and fuck him. We don’t care.

sylou75 – April 3, 2020
Cute!!!!

LAPoppersGuy – April 3, 2020
I’m ambidextrous but even so satisfying myself in his nether regions while making sure to keep jacking him off nonstop was a hell of a task.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Yes
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safe sex Never
Rate per hour 250 $
Overnight 5000 $

 

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Matthew, 22
Amsterdam

Renting out my biological son.
Bastard under shit to make a crack.
Former student in Nottingham.
Former aspiring Hockey player.
Hasn’t came out yet but he’s gay.

Guestbook of Matthew

Carter – March 25, 2020
Hi, I’m Carter a sadistic bastard. I’ll pay whatever it takes to whip and flog your son into a bloody mess.

Matthew (Owner) – March 25, 2020
I used to own a boat but I sold it, maybe if my son earns me enough money I can get another boat

TedsSon – March 24, 2020
I’m Matthew, Ted’s son. I’m not gay, my dad wishes. We’re both just sick in the head.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Muscular
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos A few
Smoking Yes
Speaks Dutch, German, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safe sex Never
Rate per hour 400 €
Overnight 3000 €

 

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ilikediamonds, 19
Phnom Penh

In my spare time I sit on cocks and I feel overrated and underestimated at the same time.

❤️ + 🧠 <- use it

Guestbook of ilikediamonds

ilikediamonds (Owner) – Feb 29, 2020
Pain is good but drugs is better.

yousuckdude – Feb 29, 2020
I don’t do drugs but another to get inside him is if you have ever thought of having a human punching bag. Why hit a fake bag when you can slug a boy and see the actual effect of the punch. I go to boxing clubs all the time and this was just a kinkier version. So pushed him down and straddled him where he I couldn’t duck or dodge to avoid the punch and I got him groggy, “punch drunk” and he serviced me like a bitch without the screaming shit you’re all complaining about.

TokyoGhoul – Feb 26, 2020
yes sex with him is phenomenal but the transformation from shy boy who likes ingmar bergman movies into a frenetic tina head with an air raid siren in his throat takes some getting used to

Chub46inSUIT – Feb 22, 2020
Agree, if you slam him, and I mean SLAM, his docile personality becomes a screaming queen’s but the sex is worth it.

davidbummer – Feb 22, 2020
To get anything resembling hot sex out of him you have to talk reassuringly for hours and then use extreme chems.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Cambodian, Chinese, Japanese, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Safe sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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tipsybaby, 18
Oakland

Shy, overachieving, “goodboy.” Wholesome and innocent with a bright future ahead of me… Its such a shame that I want to throw it all away to live my life as a bankrolled whore fuckdoll for a rich old men who is old enough to be my father… or grandfather.

I am VERY feminine and have this ULTRA girly side that I want to set free 24/7. Love to get dolled up, wear slutty heels and stockings, garters, skirts, make up… Love the dumb bimbo act even though I am actually quite intelligent.

I want to meet a man who will dole out cash like I’m a princess while destroying me sexually morning, noon and night for being such a total cunt. I know this sounds intense but PLEASE no lectures. I know I’m not for everyone.

If you like what you see here and are looking for a slutty, femmy bitchboy who you can shower with money and fuck into a barely moving piece of sloppy human meat on the floor, I’m VERY ready to be with you and never look back.

Guestbook of tipsybaby

ismaelwantsdick – April 5, 2020
@Devil_Or_God not to question your veracity but no boy is that ideal what’s the catch

Devil_Or_God – April 5, 2020
Tipsybaby asked me to vouch for her. I’ve had her for several weekend meets, just her and me and some buddies of mine. This is some of what she’s done for us with amazing satisfaction.
* cum, cum and more cum
* taking loads in her ass as often as possible
* joyfully cleaning a sloppy cock that just deposited its load in her ass
* guzzling glasses of cum with 4+ men contributing
* slurping up cum from the leaking ass of a fellow cumdump who has taken multiple loads
* licking hands/fists/objects that have been inserted into her cummy ass
* pushing out multiple loads from her ass into a bowl and drinking it while savoring every last drop
* having large quantities of cum inserted manually into her ass
* licking cum from anywhere it has managed to splatter
* double penetration plus two buried dildos
* having her ass destroyed by XXXL cocks, huge toys, fists, baseball bats
* brutally fisted until bloody, hand pulled out at last second and shoved in her mouth so that she can taste her blood
* jaw dropping rosebud
* taken out in public with obvious cum stains on her shirt and dried cum on her face and hair wearing thin, tight shorts while wearing an XL butt plug, the outline of which can be clearly seen
* gangfucked by three dogs
* taking multiple loads in her ass then being plugged until it has all been absorbed and sperm courses through her veins

Dick S, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos One
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safe sex Never
Rate per hour 300 $
Overnight On request

 

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lifeisgold, 18
Fez

Good Moroccan teen slut offer as a service plan, gangbang plan, group rate 15euro per person, gangbang public plan or nature submission game, insult buttocks, double anal, gangbang park 7pers, gangbang black cave 8pers, public parking trio, make me piss, domination, humiliation, my prices are 30euro and a good mouth cumshot because I love the juices very hot and creamy on my tongue and drink it 💦

Guestbook of lifeisgold

Cyronics – March 29, 2020
See him regularly.
There is a positive correlation between how thoroughly you use his ass and how hard his dick is.
Lately I’ve been into emptying a beer in his ass and drinking it.
Sometimes I make a salad with items that have been inside him and then have it for dinner.

mdngwi – March 23, 2020
I was in a vanilla relationship with this boy for a billion years but things faltered due to sexual incompatibility. Sad times.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Arabic, Berber, English, French
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safe sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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transcendent_orgasm, 22
Knocke-Heist

♪ Just a normal person, living a normal life in an abnormal way ♪ but a bit surly

Well well well if we subtract the clothes add the bed divide my legs oops I cant multiply sadly but maybe we can

I am looking for anything from hash or weed to hard drugs for sex at knokke or brugges

Guestbook of transcendent_orgasm

transcendent_orgasm (Owner) – April 12, 2020
Just looking for friends now and then my life had change so much for the better they sometimes I don’t have time for sex to be honest.

HIVpozPMme – Jan 31, 2020
I get in with him he doesn’t tell me everything, then I go to the hospital to get tested of HIV test, then the result is positive then he told me everything but everything is too late.

FUCKYOUNGNOWINCAR – Jan 28, 2020
Don’t waste your money on this profile. He sleeps under a bridge and he has nothing to eat. He is burned by drugs and has no erection for either sucking or of course fucking. His price starts at 80 and drops immediately to 40 for a blowjob and then 25 to get fucked but you will still cry because fucking him is not going to feel like anything.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Little
Tattoos A few
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Safe sex Never
Rate per hour 70 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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OhNoItsRyan, 18
Tunis

I should be happy, but instead I feel nothing. I feel a lot of nothing these days I’ve cried a few times, but mostly I’m empty, as if whatever makes me feel and hurt and laugh and love has been surgically removed, leaving me hollowed out like a shell.

Guestbook of OhNoItsRyan

OhNoItsRyan (Owner) – April 4, 2020
It won’t.

Anonymous – April 4, 2020
But you said that wouldn’t help.

OhNoItsRyan (Owner) – April 4, 2020
For money.

Anonymous – April 4, 2020
Then why are you here?

OhNoItsRyan (Owner) – April 4, 2020
No.

Anonymous – April 4, 2020
Money, love, sex?

OhNoItsRyan (Owner) – April 4, 2020
You can’t.

Anonymous – April 4, 2020
How can we help?

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Arabic, English, French
Position No answer
Kissing No answer
S&M No answer
Dirty No
Safe sex Sometimes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. So I can finally announce that my new novel I WISHED will be published in the US and Canada by Soho Press. My editor will be Mark Doten who’s not only an amazing writer but was a long time d.l. of this blog. So obviously I’m very happy about that. It’ll also be published in France by Editions P.O.L. and by Luftschacht Verlag in Germany/Austria. Pretty fucking cool. ** Dominik, Hey, D!!! Yeah, it was spooky to find out that those insane freaks know about my blog. Hopefully they just had a very brief fetish for it before going back to psychotically interpreting the world at large again. Apparently on May 11 most stores will reopen, so that’s something, but not entertainment or cafes or restaurants and so on. It’s a start, assuming things don’t take a turn for the worse before then. But that means a bunch of the performances of Gisele’s and my pieces are suddenly cancelled. Ugh. There is some kind of comfort in having a seemingly set end date to being locked up, but I think that comfort will be long gone after another day or two of this. My day was pretty quiet. I did get to announce my novel having a US home. And I sent the script of Zac’s and my new film to those genius haunt teens Twisted Experiential, and hopefully they’ll like it. And I was told that the dreaded ARTE TV series project is not in fact dead yet. Gisele got our producers to agree that Zac and I are still on board as writers but in league with a pro TV script writer, and I still think it’s all going to be dead soon, but the corpse is technically alive again for now. I can’t say that’s good news really. That was the day that was for me. Did you have any luck with your Wednesday? Love like this, Dennis ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. I really need to get a DVD player. Wow, Julie Christie is that old? Time is a scary thing. ** Sypha, Hi. Video games whose narratives are based on getting to the bottom of a conspiracy theory can be really good, yeah. It’s true, the far right has totally ruined conspiracy theories as a fun thing to do with your brain cells, for me at least. Thanks about my novel. The pub date isn’t set yet partly because of the virus thing and how it may or may not delay books already scheduled for release, but I was told probably in late 2021 sometime. ** Tosh Berman, That’s a very good question. And their obsession with that is really, really fucked up. The way they theorise/fantasize about it reminds me a lot of the fantasizing about snuff on the master/slave sites where I gather those posts. I haven’t read ‘Christy Malry’s Own Double-Entry’. I’ll look for it. Thank you, Tosh. Agree about what’s going on. Thinking of it as important and as a once in a lifetime weird ‘gift’ of having an extreme experience is what keeps me from, I don’t know, getting back into drugs or something. Thanks about my book. I’m happy. Yes, your book should be published in France, and, yeah, I know that’s a toughie to crack. It’s very rare that a US book I love get translated these days. But I have hope for yours. ** Montse, Hi, Montse!!! Thank you, pal, about my novel. Yeah, it feels good. God, I hope the Spanish strategy works. It is risky, for sure. I think France is betting on things being so much more in control a month from now that letting us out to meet and shop and so on, no doubt with restrictions on now and in what numbers, will be safe enough. It’s going to be really sad to see which of the many stores and places don’t reopen. There are some favorite places I’m pretty worried about. Patience is the word, yeah. Well, take great care with your easing up stuff. I’m always really curious to hear how you are and how things are going down around you. Love, me. ** Quinn R, Hi, Quinn. Thanks, man! I’m feeling really good about it. I’m very happy to be with Soho Press, for sure. I feel lucky about that. Of course it’s always hard to face the huge wait for the book to actually come out, but it always takes a year or more. Nothing to do but wait. Eek, I’m glad your recent illness wasn’t the big one. I know quite a few people who are convinced they had the Covid a month or more ago, so that seems totally plausible. I agree. Artists should be inspired by what’s going on in whatever way they are, whether that’s reflective non-working or churning out a masterpiece. I’m being less productive than I usually am by far, and I don’t even know why. Anxiety, I suppose. I think lazing out and not expecting overly much of yourself and appreciating your friends and the value of their presence and real life, etc. is the ideal way to get through this. And it will ultimately impact your work whenever you’re ready to dive back in. So I’m with you, basically. I hope your day brings something unexpectedly interesting, and take care, and see you soon. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Yeah, talk about another world entirely. Like I said, I never look at that stuff, and it’s really shocking how utterly and massively differently those people think and live. It seems like they’re exploding all the time. They seem like people who are going to die of aneurisms in massive numbers or something. I don’t understand why people want to live like that. It’s extremely foreign, yeah. And, I don’t know, but their obsession with child sex feels really lascivious and horny in this very freaky way. I can’t really see them fixating on the blog. I’m guessing my blog was just a brief crush, but I don’t know. I have a policy not to worry about things I have no control over, so, no, I’m not really worried because there’s nothing I can do about them. WFMU sounds like it’s really hitting the right marks. Cool. ** Mark Doten, Mark! My new boss! Great to see you inside here, man. And you are definitely the man to turn QAnon’s hots for my blog into a great short story. Thank you, thank you, Mark. And the future feels great! ** politekid, Hi, Oscar! I’ve been wondering how you’re holding up over in your version of this thing. I believe my agent is seeking a UK publisher and that, if that doesn’t happen, Soho Press has some kind of distribution set-up in UK and it will get there that way. You read ‘Trawl’. I think you’re only other person know who has. Gloved high five at the end of a safely distanced, extended arm. Ann Quin is actually kind of getting hip of late amongst a cool set of writers and a few readers in the US, I don’t know why. Good you’re getting paid, obviously. That makes you a rarity too. The UK does seem really, really UK-like right now, at least when you watch it on the TV news. That does sound like being kind of trapped. I do know Forensic Architecture, yeah, I’ve seen a couple of their museum shows. They’re fantastic, yeah. I’ll look for a book about them. Send your story elsewhere, man. I want to read it. Don’t just freeze-dry it. I’m okay. You know how it is right now. I’m like that, like you, like everybody, but with just particular details scattered within that designate my killing time as being mine. Take care, man, and, yeah, please check in whenever you feel like it. Would be cool. ** Jeff J, Hi, Jeff. ‘Trawl’ is his shortest, I think, which may be the sole reason why it’s my favorite of his, come to think of it. Tosh mentioned ‘Chappaqua’ on FB, and I meant to watch it, and then I spaced out like one does these days, but I think I’ll watch it today just for period style-related kicks and nothing else. I don’t know that film or their films, no. Iain Sinclair and Chris Petit’s, I mean. Okay, I’ll find whatever I can on rare. Thanks for the alert. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, B. Oh, that sounds interesting. I tried to do a post about Laura Mulvey’s films recently, and there was almost nothing online to work with, so I gave up. Might try again. ** Misanthrope, Hey. Hey, try DC Cooper. How unbelievably boring is that. I can’t be with that QAnon stuff. It made me feel like I had snorted an entire gram of crystal meth. We will see about whatever form of opening up you guys and we guys ending up doing. Hard to tell. Definitely all about testing. They’re hardly testing people over here either. It’s weird. I don’t get it. ** Milk, Hi, Milk! Nice to you amidst this … this … whatever this is. I haven’t written about Catherine Breillat, but I did do a post about her. Let me go find it. Hold on. Here it is. It looks like a number of the video embeds are dead. Hm. I’ll try to go repair that. Take care. ** JM, Hey, Josiah! Yeah, May 11. The only good thing about that is that it does seem somewhat realistic, and Macron did make it seem like it’ll actually happen then. I’ll be amazed if you guys get turned loose on the 22nd, but, hey, if you’re in good shape, I guess that could work? Is that a freeing that includes movie theatres and theatres and restaurants and stuff? We won’t get those back for quite a while. I hit my limit, patience-wise, the other day, but I seem to be back to resigned now that the partial end date is set. I don’t think I ever read ‘Secret History’, weird. I don’t know why. Enjoy the film competition thing. What are you planning? Very cool that your novel is a done deal. Hopefully the necessary printing press will be up and running fairly soon. If it’s in a rural-ish area, and printing presses often are, that’s possible. And good luck with the de-clunking. I need a bunch of that luck for my stuff right now too. Stay great. ** Okay. Predictably, the middle of month calls forth the escorts. And there you have it. See you tomorrow.

Spotlight on … B S Johnson Trawl (1966)

 

‘If anyone knows anything about BS Johnson these days, it is that he was – cue polite sniggers – avant-garde. Or, if that is too French for you, experimental. He cut holes into the pages! He put unbound sheets into a box and invited us to read them at random! He thought he had found a way forward for fiction after the seemingly unanswerable formal advances of Joyce and Beckett! He liked Joyce and Beckett!

‘It is, I suppose, just about possible to have some sympathy with such a middlebrow assessment. Joyce and Beckett’s advances weren’t just formal; they were linguistic. Language, not typography, was what they made dance to their command. For their self-proclaimed heir to use visual trickery may seem a cop-out, or a challenge whose rewards do not make it worth accepting.

‘That’s if you’ve only heard about the work, rather than held it in your hands. Just as it is a delight to see the black page and so on in Tristram Shandy (Laurence Sterne, more than anyone else, is Johnson’s true literary ancestor), so it is a delight to come across the page with a hole in it in Albert Angelo. But by that stage you will have noticed other attractions.

‘”If only they realised it was funny,” was Joyce’s complaint about those who complained about Ulysses . This is something that is regularly forgotten about so many of the notionally austere modernist writers: they are a hoot. It is the precise attention to detail and significance, and the profound acknowledgment of absurdity, that makes it so. And as Beckett, in particular, is funniest when writing about death, despair and futility, so is Johnson. Albert Angelo may be a bleak story, for it is about an architect who has to make ends meet as a supply teacher (which is also how he meets his end), but it has moments of comedy as good as anything produced in the past 50 years. The section devoted to the schoolchildren’s thoughts about their teacher (“the Boy’s including me just fuk about in class and take the mike out of him”) is Nigel Molesworth with menaces.

Trawl, too, is remarkable – easy on the modernist trickery, but a superb mesh of autobiography and farcical sex. (These two novels, first published in 1964 and 1966, give the lie to the idea of that decade as one full of easy sex. Sex in Johnson is a very frustrating business.) House Mother Normal, about the residents of an old people’s home, does make extraordinary use of blank space, random typography and the like – but that is Johnson’s way of representing minds disintegrating into nothingness.’ — Nicholas Lezard

 

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Further

The B. S. Johnson Society
B.S. Johnson @ New Directions
No More Lying: a Primer on the Novels of B.S. Johnson
Modernism’s suicide
B.S. Johnson’s The Unfortunates: Revisiting the Elegy
B. S. Johnson and the Big Stuff
B.S. Johnson Archive
. . . to B.S. Johnson
Book: Re-reading B. S. Johnson
Bloody Stupid Johnson
‘The Mind Has Fuses’: Detonating B. S. Johnson
B.S . Johnson @ The Complete Review
b.s. johnson, brutalist
Gimme Nonfiction
Forgotten authors No.40: BS Johnson
I Fail To Remember: B.S. Johnson Thirty Years On
Buy ‘Trawl’

 

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Extras


B.S. Johnson on Dr. Samuel Johnson (1971)


B.S. Johnson vs. Death


Hommage à B.S. Johnson

 

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‘What Do I Know About Beckett?’: B.S. Johnson’s Beckett Notebook

‘B.S. Johnson’s Samuel Beckett notebooks perform an act of remembering. Principally, Johnson wonders what it is possible for him to know about Beckett, an epistemological problem he tries to work out through writing. The scraps of paper and notebook entries show Johnson trying to remember all he can about his onetime friend and major influence: when he read his work, who he was with, what it meant to him at the time.’ — E&DB

 

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B S Johnson: ‘Britain’s one-man literary avant-garde’
by Tim Martin

 

I shall be much more famous when I’m dead,” BS Johnson told his agent the day before he committed suicide in 1973. Four decades on, in a year that marks both the 80th anniversary of his birth and the 40th of his death, it’s still hard to tell whether history has proved him right.

Despite a revival of interest after Jonathan Coe’s superbly perceptive and compassionate biography, Like a Fiery Elephant (2004), Johnson’s work remains overshadowed by its novelty value. Beyond a loyal cult readership and a hover of interested academics, he’s likely to be known, if at all, as the man who cut holes in the pages of his novel Albert Angelo to give the reader a glimpse of a forthcoming chapter, or as the writer of The Unfortunates, a box of unbound signatures (sections of the novel) intended to be shuffled and read in any order.

These and other techniques have led Johnson to be tagged as an “experimental” novelist, one of a group of Sixties authors providing a British riposte to the nouveau roman that Duras and Robbe-Grillet were exploring across the Channel. But though he admired the spirit of the British experimentalists, he considered himself to be from a more exalted tradition: as far as he was concerned, he was carrying the baton of Modernist technique that passed from Joyce, “the Einstein of English fiction”, onwards to Beckett. Critics who called him an experimentalist received stinging replies. “Certainly I make experiments,” he once wrote, “but the unsuccessful ones are quietly hidden away and what I choose to publish is in my terms successful… Where I depart from convention, it is because the convention has failed, is inadequate for conveying what I have to say.”

So what did B S Johnson have to say, and what have we been missing? This month is a good time to find out, as five of Johnson’s seven novels are being reprinted by Picador alongside a collection of journalism, plays and short stories. Meanwhile, the BFI is releasing You’re Human Like the Rest of Them, a disc collecting his several contributions to film and TV.

It adds up to the fullest picture in years of a man who at the peak of his career was, as Coe put it, “Britain’s one-man literary avant-garde”: a vigorously public poet, novelist, film-maker, playwright, sportswriter, editor and critic who turned out formally daring work at a remarkable rate and backed it with fanfares of unselfconscious boasting. It also reveals that the strengths of Johnson’s writing exist beyond – and often quite apart from – the technical gimmickry that has become his legacy.

In principle, at least, Johnson’s declared mission echoed the great Modernist cry to make it new. Politically socialist and from a working-class London background, he cultivated pithy distrust for the complacency of his novelist peers, “neo-Dickensian” writers, as he called them, who were using a 19th-century form to gratify the “primitive, vulgar and idle curiosity of the reader to know ‘what happens next’”. A truly modern novel would seek, in Beckett’s phrase, a form to accommodate the mess, stripping readers of their escapist illusions while remaining ruthlessly true to the writer’s experience.

This obsession with so-called narrative truth runs through Johnson’s work, accounting for its most unorthodox experiments as well as its greatest flaws. It fuelled the iconoclastic explosion near the end of his second novel, Albert Angelo, when in the middle of a paragraph Johnson hijacks his own narrative with an all-caps howl of “F— ALL THIS LYING!”, shelving the rest of the book in favour of an extended homily on the idea that “telling stories is telling lies”. It is everywhere in Trawl (1966), the third novel, which represented a quixotically dedicated attempt to “shoot the narrow trawl of my mind into the vasty sea of my past” by booking passage on a fishing boat to work and reflect (and, as it turned out, suffer ghastly seasickness) in elemental peace. This was the book that prompted Johnson’s publisher to ask him: “Aren’t you rather young to be writing your memoirs?” – a title he scathingly adopted for a later collection of stories.

In an age where postmodernism is a buzzword, it may already be hard to feel the full force of this furious conviction that we need our ideas on novelistic truth exploded. What makes it even harder is the suspicion that Johnson’s heart wasn’t always in it. “I hate the partial livers. I’m an allornothinger,” says the narrator in Albert Angelo, and Johnson’s mid-Sixties work can often resemble a man cornered in the blind alley of his own principles. The obsession with so-called literal truth, and the conviction that a text could convey it – “To the extent that a reader can impose his own imagination on my words, then that piece of writing is a failure,” he wrote – stand in stark contrast to the work of Derrida and Barthes, who by 1967 were both well advanced in undermining assumptions behind truth and textuality.

All this, combined with the corrosive line Johnson took against critics, has led to a school of thought that sees him merely as a self-promoting aesthetic conservative: there to wag his dogma and damn the consequences. As Coe showed in his biography, though, this position takes no account of the strange contradictions in Johnson’s nature. He was, after all, a deeply superstitious writer, whose professed belief in the inflexibility of truth was ensnared with the kind of personal peculiarities – a troubled credence for supernatural experience, an obsession with Graves’s The White Goddess, a conviction that he’d die young – that hardly accord with the functional rigour of his propositions. Little of this shows up in the books, and his readers might have been amused to learn that the BS Johnson who so stoutly maintained that “I don’t like writing fiction, I like writing truth” did so at a desk with a candle burning in a special holder and a Byronic cup made from a skull.

Seen against this backdrop, Johnson’s pronouncements on realism acquire an edge of concern, as though a sufficiently austere focus on principle, on nailing truth to the wall, might work as a defence against the unknown. Despite repeated assertions throughout the novels that “all is chaos”, their secret impulse was always towards order: even in The Unfortunates, whose unbound structure clearly aims to reflect some of the violent disorder of Johnson’s grief at the death of a friend, is carefully designed to make sense in any arrangement.

Certainly Johnson’s finest novels sprang from a temporary relaxation in his principles. House Mother Normal (1971) channelled his formal ingenuity into creating a superb textual illusion: it consists of eight 21-page monologues, describing a single evening from the viewpoint of the escalatingly decrepit inhabitants of a nursing home and bracketed by the testimony of their vicious and abusive House Mother. Christie Malry’s Own Double-Entry, meanwhile, is a book-long streak of brilliant comic contempt, following an accounts clerk who develops his own system of moral debit and credit. It’s Johnson’s funniest and most bitterly satirical work, as Christie pays off the vast debts accrued by Society (“general educational trauma”, “Socialism not given a chance”) with a cheery campaign of slaughter and public bombing.

What prompted this fictional interregnum is unclear, but these two novels succeed because of their broad-mindedness, their anarchic willingness to hold conflicting ideas in suspension. Here, satirical pronouncements on the deceptiveness of the text (“It is a diagram of certain aspects of the inside of his skull! What a laugh!” observes House Mother) alternate with an infectious joy in the possibilities of form.

 

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Book

B S Johnson Trawl
Picador

‘The novel describes, in the first-person, a three-week voyage aboard a deep-sea fishing trawler in the Barents Sea, not unlike the one Johnson undertook in preparation to write the book. Isolating himself from the world he knows, as well as from the ship’s crew, the narrator reflects on past events and relationships, hoping for some kind of redemption. This convincingly authentic and harrowing attempt to get to the heart of the human condition is one of Johnson’s finest novels.

‘In his heyday, during the 1960s and early 1970s, B S Johnson was one of the best-known novelists in Britain. A passionate advocate for the avant-garde, he became famous for his forthright views on the future of the novel and for his unique ways of putting them into practice. Convinced that ‘telling stories is telling lies’ and that he should write about ‘nothing else but what happens to me’, Johnson produced Trawl.’ — Picador

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Well, that’s a very different kind of bloody. Good bloody, though. The most I can imagine is kind of flipping through ‘Dhalgren’ to get a feel for how the prose works, which is what I do with novels that aren’t my thing a lot anyway. Gonna try to find a way to rewatch ‘Hallelujah the Hills’. It’s been forever enough that it’s mostly a blank. ** Tosh Berman, Yes, rarefilmm.com is a total treasure trove. Let me alert the others. Everyone, if you’re not already hooked up to rarefilmm.com, Tosh very wisely recommends it. It’s full of super interesting films from classic vintage stuff to obscure gems to charming artsy stuff, and it’ll help you with your lock-in, pretty much guaranteed. And it’s free! ** Dominik, Hi, Dominik!! Cool. You had a good day, it sure sounds like. I’m excited about it from over here at least. Yeah, do fight through the uncertainty with your drawings just as I’m doing with my GIF try-outs. Some of the best things start out rusty. My yesterday was odd. This is weird: Someone alerted me to these super far right, paranoid conspiracy people associated with that QAnon cult that have discovered my blog and are losing their shit and seem to think my blog is a just a cover for a child sex trafficking ring and other evil things, etc. So there was this whole thread on their Twitter going off about the evil of this place and that the deep state Illuminati are behind it and so on. Hilarious but very disturbing. I hadn’t investigated those types before, and, wow, they are seriously insane. Like they think the coronavirus is a hoax and conspiracy to cover for a massive child sex trafficking ring. They were going off about some tweet that Oprah Winfrey sent to a friend where OW told her friend she was sorry she didn’t send flowers on her friends birthday because the florists were closed, and the conspiracy freaks think ‘flowers’ was a code word for children and ‘florist’ was a code word for some organisation that sells children. It took a few hours to shake off the creeps those people gave me. So that happened. Took a walk. Macron extended our quarantine until May 11, fuck, so another month, and he says that on May 11 only schools and few businesses will open but that cafes, restaurants, museums, stores, etc. won’t open until mid-July! People are very pissed off, so I think/hope there’ll be enough pressure on the government that cafes, etc. will be allowed open a whole lot sooner. Ugh. And other than that I just fucked around with things, mostly. So not a hugely productive day, sadly. The very best of luck with maxing out all that yours has to offer. Ha ha. Love that is a secretly a code word for a vast conspiracy of feeling, Dennis. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. I agree about the obviousness of Serrano’s photos. Never been into his stuff much. I included them in the post just because they looked kind of technically gross/dreamy in the post’s context. ** Bill, Ha ha, yeah, I was seriously chuffed when I found that splatter class thing. Kind of put the nail in the post’s coffin, that entry. I have in fact seen ‘Violet’. You finally didn’t stump me. I really liked it too. Nice streamed events. We aren’t having anywhere near as many here in France as you would think, or I mean of that kind of music event, I don’t know why. Just lots of old French actors and singers reading poems and blah blah. ** Misanthrope, I do believe I’ve had solid sex where no blood was involved. Yeah, like I told Dominick, or as you might have heard, our lockdown will only slightly start ending on May 11, basically re: schools, with the reopening of things that actually count and make life feel like life not until July. But, as I also said to D., I don’t think the French are going to stand for it taking that long, so we will see. Total fucking misery. Sleep is definitely weird these days. Mine too. For pretty much everyone I know. ** Steve Erickson, I’m guessing ‘Afternoon’ will have to be an online hunt down thing, which is fine. Wow, ‘The Spook Who Sat By the Door’. It’s been so long since I saw it that I don’t remember a damned thing. Huh, maybe I’ll chase it down. Thanks. We’re having unseasonably warm weather here, which is making being indoors harder, of course. ** Right. Do you know the UK writer B S Johnson? Well, you’ve started to now, if you don’t already. Very interesting writer and guy. Rather overlooked outside of the UK. ‘Trawl’ might be my favourite of his novels. Have a look, won’t you? See you tomorrow.

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