Author: DC (Page 558 of 1085)

 

from the back cover
Joshua Dalton’s provocative debut is a darkly comic collection of fiction and fragments about mental illness, television satire, social media emptiness, workplace trauma, and dating in the age of “why won’t they text me back?” I Hate You, Please Read Me is a bold, sad and LOL funny literary meditation for fans of David Sedaris, Melissa Broder, Rachel Bloom and Samantha Irby.

 

excerpt #1

 

author’s note
Josh / “postitbreakup” here. This is my first published book, comprising eleven short stories, hundreds of tweets, and the pilot script for a half-hour dramedy.

Here’s a picture of me holding it and looking kind of goofy:

The title is a reference to I Hate You—Don’t Leave Me, an outdated nonfiction book about borderline personality disorder (BPD), the condition I’m diagnosed with.

The symptoms of BPD include intense fear of abandonment, extreme mood swings, impulsive / self-destructive behaviors, and feelings of emptiness. (But, basically, it’s like having your emotions magnified 100x.)

 

My goal with this book was to express what having BPD feels like, without being boring or didactic. When I’ve tried writing actual memoir in the past—about my hospitalizations, bad relationships, suicide attempts, whatever—it always feels wrong to me, stilted and dull. I’m much more comfortable, and entertained by, irony and dark humor. That’s a big reason I love Dennis’s writing so much—it’s intensely emotional, but never overly sentimental, and it’s often wickedly funny.

So, that’s what I was going for. Although every story in this book is in some ways about me, none of the events actually happened; and, while all the tweets express real feelings I’ve had, they shouldn’t be taken too literally.

In other words, this is a hopefully-comical book about crippling mental illness, and I hope you enjoy it. <3

 

excerpt #2
(read the full story at Maudlin House)

 

blurbs
“In Joshua Dalton’s winning collection of stories and tweets about feeling like a loser, technology is a weapon of self-destruction, love is the highest form of self-hatred, and mental health is an oxymoron. I Hate You, Please Read Me offers an honest and aching voice, steeped in absurdity. It drew from me loud, painful laughter that scared my dog.”
—JENNIFER WORTMAN, author of This. This. This. Is. Love. Love. Love.

“[I Hate You, Please Read Me] is for anyone who has a reasonless life, but finds enjoyment in their reasonless life.”
—NOAH CICERO, author of Las Vegas Bootlegger: Empire of Self-Importance

“Funny, assaulting, and fluid, I Hate You, Please Read Me is a great book.”
—JOE HALSTEAD, author of West Virginia

“It was raining and I was carrying my cat around in a blanket while looking for an Olive Garden—this was the dream I’d had after being up till 4 a.m. reading Joshua Dalton’s book. Coincidence?”
—BRIAN ALAN ELLIS, author of Bad Poet

“Joshua Dalton elevates cyber spiraling to an art form.”
—BROOKS STERRITT, author of The History of America in My Lifetime

“Joshua Dalton has such a brilliant voice—both despondent and hilarious, cruel and empathetic. These stories are filled with a kind of charming despair that rings so deeply, horribly true. This is a book that walks a fine line between pain and humor, and balances there perfectly. This is one that will stick with you.”
—CATHY ULRICH, author of Ghosts of You

 

memes

 

excerpt #3

 

links
excerpt: “The Showrunner” at PANK
https://pankmagazine.com/piece/the-showrunner/

excerpt: “Pop Quiz Taped to the Door of Your Apartment” at Philosophical Idiot
https://www.philosophicalidiot.com/j-m-dalton-popquiz

review by Charlene Elsby at Entropy
https://entropymag.org/i-hate-you-joshua-dalton/

review (in Italian) by Yuri Rossi at Microcosm https://microcosmoblog.wordpress.com/2020/12/02/joshua-dalton-i-hate-you-please-read-me/

Reading on the Talking Book podcast
Spotify link
https://open.spotify.com/episode/1Gx2gzdwuAoexAJEfIqIks
Stitcher Radio link
https://www.stitcher.com/show/the-talking-book/episode/i-hate-you-please-read-me-with-joshua-dalton-81669698

twitter: @postitbreakup
https://twitter.com/postitbreakup

 

mini-soundtrack

“You Stupid Bitch” by Rachel Bloom

“The Joy in Forgetting – The Joy in Acceptance” by Bright Eyes

“Fuck Was I” by Jenny Owen Youngs

“Cradles” by Sub Urban

“Memory Lane” by Elliott Smith

“Borderline” by Brad Sucks

 

excerpt #4

The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far from the Trauma

Michael, eight years old, knew he was going to die.

Attending his grandma’s funeral had been traumatic enough: the weeping relatives, her pale corpse. But then, only three days later, Dad accidentally backed his truck over Michael’s dog.

Michael’s parents tried comforting him as he cradled Chester’s limp, bloody body. They buried Chester in a flower bed.

“It’s the circle of life,” Dad said. “Like when we go hunting.”

“Like The Lion King,” Mom added.

Michael said, “That doesn’t really help.”

His parents told him not to think about it, but mortality latched onto Michael’s brain like a tick, sucking the liveliness from his mind.

He didn’t tell any of his classmates about his growing despair. He didn’t start cutting himself or wearing all black—not that Mom would have let him anyway—but he did start writing little “cries for help.”

At the bottom of a worksheet about the water cycle, he wrote “WLATWEWBHMLA?” (“Why learn about this when earth won’t be here much longer anyway?”) And on  the back of a Mother’s Day card: “SYMMAYOTLM, DTMYLF?” (“Since you’re my Mom and you’re obligated to love me, doesn’t that make your love fake?”)

At first Michael wrote only in acronyms; he knew that if anyone realized what was in his brain, he would get locked up in a hospital.

Eventually, Michael stopped caring. He gave up on the acronyms and tried to write about himself, but like everything else in his life, the writing soon felt pointless, so he shot himself in the face with his Dad’s rifle, painting his bedroom walls red.

Michael, slumped over like a headless drunk, looked and felt dead.

For months, his parents kept the bedroom sealed like a shrine. They filled the house with air fresheners and binge-watched TV. Eventually, their therapist—and a recovering housing market—encouraged Michael’s parents to move. That meant finally cleaning his old room.

When they opened the door, pinching their nostrils to block out the stench, they found an exceptionally ugly baby. The baby was lying in a pool of coagulated blood. It
had grown from Michael’s corpse.

Mom and Dad assumed they had snapped, that this house had made them crazy. That the baby wasn’t real.

Just to make sure, they put the baby in an Ikea bag and carried it to a nearby gas station. They asked the cashier if he could see the baby. The cashier nodded and suggested they get a carwash. Mom said, “No, no thank you,” and cried tears of joy.

They named the baby Mikey, then moved cross-country to a small town. They never questioned Mikey’s origins; they saw him as a miracle, a second chance, an opportunity to raise their child right.

Mikey, hardly crying and never getting sick, grew to be a toddler. He seemed healthy and happy. After tucking him in at night, Mom and Dad hugged each other in the doorway of his room, congratulating themselves on parenting so well.

One morning, Mikey used alphabet blocks to spell out “IHMAIWTD” (“I hate myself and I want to die.”)

Though Michael had killed himself at eight years old, Mikey made it only to four.

He used a jump rope to hang himself from the swing set in their backyard. There wasn’t any blood—just Mikey twirling in the wind like a zombie tether ball.

The parents, realizing they had somehow ruined another child, locked themselves in their bedroom.

Then they burned the house down.

In the backyard, beneath the swing set’s ashes, Mikey’s limbs stretched tendril-like into roots.

From his stomach, a tree erupted.

And there were all these tiny babies.

They hung from the tree’s limbs like crying apples—all of them screaming.

 

where to buy
from the publisher, House of Vlad Press
https://houseofvlad.bigcartel.com/product/i-hate-you-please-read-me-a-book-by-joshua-dalton

from Amazon (ebook also available)
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1534721355/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_PFMCS2KQPZWRZXNJN9KG

 

actual video footage of my writing process

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p.s. Hey. Those amongst you who have been keeping up with this blog and its murdered predecessor for the long term will know Joshua Dalton, albeit perhaps by his DC’s nom de plume Postitbreakup, as he has been a presence on and contributor here for-, gosh, -ever. His first and very long awaited book has just been published, and I’m ultra-happy that he has picked this place as a venue to announce its birth. He’s mega-talented, and I strongly encourage you to investigate said book’s hints and sideshows today and then get your paws or hard drive on the thing itself. Cool. ** Dominik, Howdy, D!!! My favorites? Oh, wow, I’ll have to do a quick scroll through them … hold on … maybe CreamWand, intodicks, YoungforDonation, and uniqueEmoBoyluxury? But I’m like a parent: I love all my children, ha ha. Unless young Bara undressed as a last ditch attempt to offer his killers a bargaining chip? Love as full of wonders as gingertease18’s bed, G. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Well, then he becomes a Daddy, which is a very popular genre these days for reasons that escape me. ** Bill, They were a bit artsy, weren’t they? Maybe you could make a compelling argument to the gum bunny that his leftism is at odds with his physique? Or convince him to take up chess instead of gym workouts, which would also do the trick? I saw ‘Sator’ listed on an illegal site. Hm, maybe I’ll skim it. ** _Black_Acrylic, Indeed, maestro! Very glad you’re feeling better than you did, and hopefully better still. ** Misanthrope, There have been other escorts trying to milk their delusion that they resemble Chalamet before, but never so amusingly as to be selected by picky me. Yury is obsessed with ‘South Park’, and they show multiple old episodes a day on some channel here, so I peek in sometimes, and it is amazing what animation makes okay. ** G, Hi, G, great to see you! I’m good, thanks. I thought it was a good batch of slaves, it’s true. I’m always making those and the slave posts, so I get confused about who is in which post, but, reading over it, yeah, fairly rich and sterling. Lucky us! Hm, maybe I should just steal that post and publish it as a nail-biting psychological thriller novella? How are you, pal? What’s going on? ** Damien Ark, I have heard and do quite like the new Iceage track, yes. Zac and I have vague, long term thoughts/ dreams/ what-have-you about collaborating with Elias on a film or music video or something. We talked with him about the idea ages ago, and he was into it. Just have to come up with something. Oh, man, take very good care of yourself, sir. That’s, like, almost an order! ** Steve Erickson, I don’t know ‘Lonely’, I don’t think, although if I have heard it, it would have been in a context where it was just a piece of an unattributed muzak playlist. ** Alexandrine Ogundimu, Hi! Well, it’s good that the post occasioned a revelation, right? Fiction fodder maybe? God knows those posts have wound up inspiring things in my stuff for better or provably worse. ** John Newton, Hi, welcome! They were kind of losing it, weren’t they? Thank you very much about my work. How would I email you? Excuse me if the answer is obvious and I’m blanking out. ** Brian O’Connell, Bonjour and -soir and everything in between, Brian! Right, the escorts were the blog’s inadvertent Valentine to you and to all and sundry. I should have worked that angle somehow. Thanks, yeah, I’ve got cool projects galore going on. As usual, it’s a matter of money, ugh, that’s needed to get them all the way done. I would say ‘La Haine’ is not worth checking out, no. If it hadn’t been an assignment, I would turned it off pretty early on. The city! Dreading schoolwork’s return is extremely understandable to me, even if the alternative is doing nothing. My Monday … it was okay. Started to get together a package of stuff about the new film for our producers to send out to potential funding sources as it’s due today. Watched the first part of this 4 1/2 hour doc about 80s horror/slasher films that’s just talking heads and clips, but I like 80s horror/slashers, so that passed the time. Worked on some writing. Blah blah. Tuesday looks like it will be yesterday continued, but you never know, do you? Yours? Are you schoolworking again? If so, anything especially interesting (or extremely not)? If not schoolworking, … ? ** Okay. Please gobble up the bits and pieces of Joshua Dalton’s spanking new book today. Thank you. See you tomorrow.

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MadHattersTParty, 18
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Portland

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Artwink – Feb. 7, 2020
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diaperedsiblings, 18
Zagreb

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MoodyBabe, 22
Paris

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First time doing this as a job, and putting myself without shame on a public website.

Age on my profile is bit incorrect as I accidentally selected wrong year being drunk.

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fuck_my_soul, 19
Tiaong

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twentyoneandhorny, 21
Duisburg

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• Before we start I’ll take the money 💰
• If you are an old male 👴 you should just fuckoff 🖕

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Dresden

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aguynamedJohn, 24
Portland

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With that being said, if you would like to shit on John or down his throat, either once or regularly, we just need a few bucks. (Live pics of him eating shit upon request).

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Anonymous – Feb. 11, 2020
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aguynamedJohn (Owner) – Feb. 10, 2020
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“IT”, 18
Budapest

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CreamWand, 20
Guichen

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ill do almost anything for money but my personal preference? to be a dirty, filthy wired and amylled pig slut and get fucked as much as possible…. there i said it

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lucaswelt, 21
Luxembourg

no, my last name isn’t chalamet…

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Stefan1994 – Feb. 11, 2020

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youwouldnotknowme, 19
Timișoara

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youwouldnotknowme (Owner) – Feb. 10, 2020
I’m in hospital.. it was some sort of “party drinks smoke” a guest brought with them.

Driller_up_down – Feb. 3, 2020
satisfying dick size

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FF Active
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
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Overnight 600 €

 

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ultraviolence, 19
Gradiška

I’m a virgin. I’d consider myself a bottom just from the thoughts of what I’d like to do. In my mind I’m open to almost anything at all. In my mind I’m into almost anyone, anybody type, almost all desires, etc. I think I can be an extremely good bottom. I’d really prefer to bottom. Men always look at me like they want me to bottom for them unless I’m just imagining things. I’m losing my virginity this way …

1 Because I love art.
2 Because I need to pay my medical bills that I can’t live without.

If you’re a Libra, I already like you a lot.

Guestbook of ultraviolence

ultraviolence (Owner) – Feb. 2, 2020
Sex with me used to be glitchy but I’ve been informed that it’s fixed. So if you’ve had trouble having sex with me in the past, hit me up again now!

jeff238 – Jan. 26, 2020
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Well that clears that up then.

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2021_sucks, 24
Fort Worth

i do have a sugardad but we both have a understanding that i cant have a exclusive friends with benefits because i have a very very high sex drive lol.

while i cultivate a look of masculine gym bunny hotness i’m politically left and so you know i do call my self a socialist communist transhumanist.

you must have a means of transportation because i never learned to drive.

so what im looking for is a moneyed guy who has a very high sex drive who from time to time i can stay at his place for a few days and have lots and lots of sex and nothing but sex.

i can be able to have a conversation but only if you have lube on your fingers and are massaging my anus then interrupt and start to fuck me lol.

Guestbook of 2021_sucks

Anonymous – Feb. 4, 2020
In person he looks a lot less like Ryan Philippe.

2021_sucks (owner) – Jan. 25, 2020
just not blood unless its from my ass from you wreaking it for 5 hours straight 😘

FriendlyFace – Jan. 25, 2020
your limits?

2021_sucks (Owner) – Jan. 22, 2020
i should say i am versatile in theory but having an ass like mine tends to mean that it is me getting pumped mercilessly 9/10 times.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft
FF No
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 600 $

 

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YoungforDonation, 18
Los Angeles

Discreet young Latin boy just turned 18 looking for my soul mate that am going to use the rest of my life with, I have a girlfriend so im very discreet must uber me to you, need $50 urgently. I’m not an Escort, not a weird fag, just live next to the school.

Guestbook of YoungforDonation

just_boredaf – Feb. 8, 2020
He has a crazy tight hole. The look on his face when you’re ramming it is something else.

YoungforDonation (Owner) – Feb. 1, 2020
I’ve lost contact with a regular through my own fault, I kinda want his kik again, any way anyone please dm me your kik I need fucking attention from anyone to distract myself from the fact I fucked up and cannot get his money.

playboyluka – Jan. 29, 2020
RT if I can DM you a vid of me playing with his soft cock

YoungforDonation (Owner) – Jan. 26, 2020
Homeland security is starting trouble with me so if I stop going online I’m in prison.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Average
Body hair Little
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks English, Spanish
Position Versatile
Kissing No
S&M Soft
FF No
Oral Bottom
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 50 $
Overnight 700 $

 

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Milesthefox15, 18
Fayetteville

Miles 15 young yes I know but anyone who wants me my young ass is ready I been trying for so long now I want it so bad and I need money for birthday

If your a chickenshit I also sell my sexy and lewd clothes because food is expensive /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ i know this is not a place for a boy like me but I made some money here and I don’t wanna go!

Guestbook of Milesthefox15

Pwrwap – Feb. 2, 2020
scintillating!

Milesthefox15 (Owner) – Feb. 2, 2020
Other thing I can do less scandalous.. if you have a son my age is be a fake bf for him to show off to his friends 💑🤝 i’m a great liar 🤥🤣

i_corbeau – Feb. 2, 2020
lets meet and do what we can do rawr
there’s no need to know. lets just do anything rawr

mrnoob69 – Feb. 2, 2020
I am law abiding but like young boys not to be weird

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
S&M No
FF No
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 50 $
Overnight 200 $

 

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BadBitchBackInTown, 20
Suceava

If I received € 10 regularly every time men asked me to suck them off, I would have a good additional income. either way: I just lost my job and I can suck and sleep. No rhymes intended 😀

Guestbook of BadBitchBackInTown

Theclash – Jan. 21, 2020
Enjoy your hair while it’s still thick enough to do that.

BadBitchBackInTown (Owner) – Jan. 20, 2020
I lived next to a mall. I started sucking cocks around the time i I started to jerkoff. I would cruise from bathroom to bathroom at the mall every day right after school. There was always a line of guys waiting. I would suck off at lease 10 cocks every day. Once I got my driving license i would also suck off the cocks at the local parks. By the time I got to high school I have already sucked off hundreds of cocks. By now im sure its been a couple of thousand.

punaman – Jan. 20, 2020
Just curious how many cocks do you think you have sucked off so far in your life?

TGAX – Jan. 19, 2020
Stumbled across a porn of this guy getting throatfucked while bile poured down his chin and neck that really got me off so thought I’d feed my curiosity.

Getting my cock sucked has always been my favourite sex act before but seeing all that mouth and throat slop added into the mix really spun my head.

P.s. He was great. He swallowed every load I wanted to have inside him, which turned out to be three.

SEXTOP4U – Jan. 16, 2020
Horny come horny done

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Romanian, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft
FF No
Oral Top
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 10 €
Overnight On request

 

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CarolesBitch, 23
Minneapolis

My husband cheated on me.

It happened three months ago, but I still think about it everyday. No one knows. My mother doesn’t know. My sisters don’t know. My father would kill him, I think, if he ever found out. So I’ve never discussed it with anyone. I’ve never even talked with my friends about it because it’s so humiliating.

I am a good wife. Always available to him. And I keep myself in good shape. But apparently that wasn’t enough to hold his interest. So he cheated.

The rage I felt that day has been channeled into motivation to drive this worm of a man deeper into submission than either of us ever thought possible. And I have embraced my role as Sadist. Embraced it with both arms.

I prefer debasing him with humiliation rather than physical pain, although if you check his backside, you’ll see cut marks and bruises from my cane. Some marks older than others. But cuts and bruises heal eventually, while humiliation grows stronger with time.

Here’s the part that I believe will help improve his interest level in our marriage: He will never use me to have an orgasm again. This torture for him because as I indicated earlier, he’s very selfish. Now he’s already begging to cum. Begging! I don’t like when he does that, but I do think that a carrot should be offered as a positive inducement to balance the negative impact of the stick.

Here’s the carrot for my despicable slave husband, and for you too perhaps: Men in the upper Midwest, please contact me so we can schedule a time for him to suck your cock. He will kneel before you and beg to please you. He will suck your cock and swallow your cum. Then he will thank you for the privilege. And if we agree that he succeeded in satisfying you, I will consider letting him have a single cum. If you want to stick around and eat it, I’ll include it in the price.

I consider my husband the lowest form of life possible, and you should too.

I’m sure it’s unnecessary to mention this here, but no women please.

Guestbook of CarolesBitch

Jacksmith – Feb. 7, 2020
I’ve always struggled with social situations and haven’t made much of my life. I’m interested in the idea of getting a blowjob from your husband. But really not sure if this is what I want to do.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Some
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
FF No answer
Oral Top
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight On request

 

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Too_bigg_for_pants, 20
Boston

Idk banned from Grindr so here I am

Looking to breed and abuse a boy with my hung cock in front of his girlfriend

Willing to travel for the right price if couple can accomodate

If you think your boyfriend needs a good pounding while you watch me do it then invite me over I promise we will leave him totally useless

This normally involves a lot of alcohol

Guestbook of Too_big_for_pants

jiskee – Feb. 7, 2020
you creep, illiterate fuck and desperate idiot stay tf away from me!!!!

Too_bigg_for_pants (Owner) – Feb. 6, 2020
Yes I’m aware I have a spelling mistake in my name I will change it in March!

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Top only
Kissing No
S&M Yes
FF Active
Oral Bottom
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight 200 $

 

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youshoulddateme, 18
Brooklyn

Just a pretty boy wanting to become the wife/husband of someone who can buy me expensive things and my drivers license and let me live in a nice big house. Ideally would be looking for full time live-in spouse situation so I can just be myself as a pretty boy and just focus on that side of life. I have seen other pretty boys enjoy their lives better and it makes me jealous. I have been into this idea for about 2 years so yeah.

Obviously I guess I can’t always be pretty like when I’m sick or something so whenever I can’t I’m content with being a regular boy. I also wouldn’t mind if my husband had another pretty boy around as a brother/sister type thing.

Guestbook of youshoulddateme

youshoulddateme (Owner) – Feb. 13, 2020
My eyes are not tattooed yet and hope to get them done soon.

youshoulddateme (Owner) – Feb. 2, 2020
I answer to my Supreme God, Satan.
I serve Satan as his full service toilet faggot. Yes, Satans shit is my food.
I am Satans human ATM ca$h faggot.
I am his subhuman object.
I answer only to my Supreme God, Satan.

Longrifle – Jan. 17, 2020
Super boring but super hot

youshoulddateme (Owner) – Jan. 16, 2020
I’ve already thought about that. With very skilled cosmetic surgery my prettiness and boyishness can be maintained until I’m in my 30s. By then my husband would likely be too old to care how i look anymore or might even be deceased.

life_partner10 – Jan. 16, 2020
Excuse me for being so logical, but let’s face it, your pretty boy looks will fade away in a few years and then what would be your husband’s incentive to stay married to you then.

Ngrdthepirate – Jan. 13, 2020
Position More top 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position More top
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft
FF Active/Passive
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Rarely
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 2000 $

 

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flower75, 19
Paris

Fuck me
Fist me
Gang bang me
Drug me
Kidnap me
Cuff me
Hood me
Rape me
Sell me
Fill me so full of cum it leaks out my pores
Dp me
Piss in and on me
While wearing lingerie if you have any
Bro i love it

Guestbook of flower75

flower75 (Owner) – Feb. 8, 2020
No people in AA!
No bear!

RUDEXXL – Feb. 7, 2020
His ass can talk, it talks shit 🤣

Geisha- – Feb. 7, 2020
oh if only asses could talk… got the feeling his could tell some harrowing stories

breakupsong99 – Feb. 5, 2020
“Good taste” in sluts is for wimps.

Anonymous – Feb. 4, 2020
he showed up 2 hours late completely wasted, passed out while getting undressed, woke up at 4 pm hungover and disgusted, wouldn’t shower, had a 45 minute screaming argument with his mother on the phone then drank half a bottle of my whiskey and sucked me off like a raging beast.

JesusChristTheLord – Feb. 2, 2020
Reports of a leaking hole in need of plugging!

Fortune__cookie – Feb. 1, 2020
Sweet faced, faggy, dumber than shit Venezuelan street trash 🥩🥩🥩, but hog heaven at the price.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, Spanish
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 1 €
Overnight On request

 

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expensiveboy99, 21
Bucharest

Hi, my name is holger schiller and i’m here with some reason. I like to make a “friend” who will lend me 300 euros? I need that by today at 9 a.m. unfortunately 🙁 I’m a nice friend! but don’t ever talk to me if you are horny. I don’t like talking to a friend that is horny. Friendship is all about sharing kindness to your partner. It’s not about hooking up. Some of you think that friendship is all about hooking up with your friend. Well, I’m not like that. But if you’re just a woman hookups are fine with no money whatsoever.

Guestbook of expensiveboy99

expensiveboy99 (Owner) – Feb. 11, 2020
I also love the thought of being lifelong friends to someone as for some reason it feels normal to me. I can’t describe it. I have long desired to fully become the friend I have wanted but sometimes I get in my own way of allowing it. I feel like it would be easier if I just did it and then went through the motions and get a better understanding. I know it’s something I want as I can’t ever seem to “drop” it and move on with life. I’m trying to being more open about it even though it’s embarrassing a little hahah.

Dick N/A
Orientation N/A
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Romanian, English
Position N/A
Kissing N/A
S&M N/A
FF No
Oral N/A
Safer Sex N/A
Rate per hour 180 €
Overnight 450 €

 

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intodicks, 19
Zurich

I thought I was an angel. I was proved wrong.

Finally I understood what I am.

• 5 € / h
– Day = 20 €
– Around 9 a.m. until 4 p.m. = 15 €
• Kissing with tongue = 10 €
• Suck me = 40 €
– Ejaculation add 10 €!
• Take me = 25 €
• Give me = 300 € (150 € before 150 € after)
• Lick (any zone) = 15 €
• Kissing with tongue, Caress, Hug, Lick (any zone) = 10 € (the whole)
• Suck and take me = 30 €
• Suck and give me = 400 € (200 € before 200 € after)
– Ejaculation add 10 €!

Guestbook of intodicks

intodicks (Owner) – Feb. 9, 2020
If you like me from the front wait until you see the back.

dizzydonuts – Feb. 9, 2020
Just looking at your photos I painted my entire chest with how big my load was.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks French, German, Russian, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft
FF No
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Freddy!, 19
Bern

Do you love the horror movies?
One, two – Freddy Krueger comes to you.

Three, four – lock your door.
Five, six – take your crucifix.
Seven, eight – stay up very late.
Nine, ten – never go to sleep again!

Jason and Michael Meyers are good friends of mine.

I come in full film costume and get down to business …

I caress my victims with a sexy bladed glove while you lie in your sleep. We’re of course talking about the infamous Freddy Krueger!

So that I can redeem you, you have to invite me into your dreams and experience me there.

My weak point is fire 🔥

Dick XL, Cut
Orientation Prefer not to say
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, English, Czech
Position Top only
Kissing No
S&M Yes
FF Active
Oral Bottom
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 50 €
Overnight 4 €

 

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whowantsdick, 18
Round Rock

Seeing my dick dm me

Guestbook of whowantsdic

whowantsdic (Owner) – Feb. 5, 2020
I love to see my butt but I want to see my dick.

Ten34 – Feb. 5, 2020
What about your butt?

jamie_307 – Feb. 5, 2020
hi im gay i want to see some people i didnt know

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Socially
Speaks English
Position Top only
Kissing No
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Bottom
Safer sex Rarely
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight On request

 

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myhole_isyours, 18
Las Vegas

I am in the hotel now. I like to moan like a virgin. Big penis hurts at the beginning, I have tight and “virgin” anus but very deep. Later my hole can be fucked and stretched out by a horny beast. I like when my nipples are licked, my buttocks and hole are licked. I clean everything. You can use my ass 2-3 times without pausing. I have scars on my arms and legs but I think they make me “sexy”.

2/05/2019 Okay I know that this is pretty much taboo but I have a self harm problem, along with anxiety and depression. But lately all of the men I fuck have made me feel like crap and I have been doing good for three months but tonight was the last straw and I really really really really want to cut and burn myself and I’m scared. I honestly don’t know why men who fuck me hate me…. I hate being left behind and I can’t stand the thought of being alone. I’m not trying to draw attention or anything I just know I need help. The man I fucked tonight broke my mind and it hurts now when I realise everyone else who fucks me will always leave. Sometimes I scare myself because I get irrational and scary… So any advice is welcome.

Guestbook of myhole_isyours

justabottom54 – Feb. 5, 2020
Fascinating to come across this old, dormant profile. If you’re interested this boy has become a very popular TikTok influencer or whatever they’re called. My daughter and her friends are obsessed with him. He must have found a decent medication because he’s so relentlessly cheerful in his TikTok videos he makes my teeth hurt.

myhole_isyours (Owner) – May. 5, 2019
Ya I cant believe I’m saying goodbye, I’ve really gotten back in to selfharm, cant stop my curiousity, I dont know what to do in life I fucked it up so bad, I know “life gets better” or “its not worth it” but I cant deal with knowing how horrible the world is. Those cuts you saw mom, aren’t from skateboarding, they are attempted suicides. I messed everything up. I need punishment for what I do. Sorry family, fucks, everyone who fucked me. I’m sorry but tonight’s my last.

pizzahut01 – April. 27, 2019
You’re still young, the real you is still in development. You’re learning who you are. And you will continue to do so until your mid-twenties (at which point your brain development stops and the person who is shaped will be who you are).

negative_v1bes_only – April. 20, 2019
A bud and I went over, wasted about an hour listening to his sob stories about his life then fucked him so hard and fast two rods at once he pissed the bed and his ass backed up and overflowed like a clogged toilet.

Jereem – March. 10, 2019
“We are so quick to pick up a gun and kill ourselves but not quick enough to pick it up and protect ourselves“

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight On request

 

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gingertease18, 18
Franca

cute and red…fuck and fist me in my bed

Guestbook of gingertease18

another_nude_man – Feb. 7, 2020
Seeing him tonight. Hoping to fuck an amazing person.

gingertease18 (Owner) – Feb. 2, 2020
this is my bed

Dick S, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos A few
Speaks Portuguese, Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Oral Top
Safer Sex Discussion
Rate per hour 70 BRL
Overnight 300 BRL

 

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VeryConfident, 22
London

You welcome me as a shrink and I sit down, I take my notebook, you lie down and you tell about your day, your desires, your fantasies, what goes through your mind. The problems you encounter, what you need to externalize. At some point in the session, I will take my shoes off to make myself comfortable, and you will see my Nike socks.

If you are looking for a realistic psych job that allows you to challenge yourself intellectually, to be able to confide your secrets in complete safety, in an atmosphere of psychoanalysis and the tension which is linked to it, you are in the right place.

I specify that, for the experience, you have to keep a good distance between you (the patient) and me (the shrink), with the idea of ​​doing some work on you. You can of course take a look at my socks.

Don’t hesitate, I’ll take as much pleasure helping you watch my socks as you do while you unburden yourself.

Dick Prefer not to say
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Prefer not to say
Kissing No
S&M No
FF No
Oral No
Safer Sex Always
Rate per hour 80 £
Overnight On request

 

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adonn, 18
San Bernadino

Im scared idk why im here

Deleting in 24h

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Little
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English, Spanish
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft
FF No
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 100 $
Overnight 1200 $

 

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uniqueEmoBoyluxury, 19
Brussels

Hello gentlemen, I only offer my services to a distinguished and wealthy clientele. And nobody else.

Don’t waste your time if you aren’t.

Nowhere is it stated that a body has a unique value, and therefore everyone is able to give whatever value they want to their own body.

The “how much cock do you take”, we avoid.

My prices are very different from any other you can find here, and so is the person I am 😉

Otherwise I’ll keep cuddling with my cat.

Guestbook of uniqueEmoBoyluxury

uniqueEmoBoyluxury (Owner) – Feb. 7, 2020
Hi, thanks for coming to my page, I hope you will enjoy and message me and see where it ends up.

piggychasin – Feb. 7, 2020
excuse my bluntness but i would pay anything to poz you then be your sugardaddy LTR so i can see how my virus converts you and takes over your body

uniqueEmoBoyluxury (Owner) – Feb. 1, 2020
Hi, thanks for coming to my page, I hope you will enjoy and message me and see where it ends up.

eddieloeve – Feb. 1, 2020
I’m eddie looking for my true love.I thick like a passion for life.I believe that when we get up every morning,the first thing to do is sing.I like my singing.My voice is very pic

uniqueEmoBoyluxury (Owner) – Jan. 26, 2020
Hi, thanks for coming to my page, I hope you will enjoy and message me and see where it ends up.

Anonymous – Jan. 26, 2020
Ah this one if I ever see him again I smash his ass with a big wooden broomstick and knock his teeth out.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair None
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks French, Spanish, English
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Position Versatile
S&M Soft SM
Safer sex Discuss
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Asian-cum-sau, 21
Warsaw

Uncomplicated. A depraved fucking addict is here to take your bare cocks. I take cocks big and small a lot and long no matter how hard and violent. I also like to cuddle not sure why. I am not an escort but I do need your money.

Guestbook of Asian-cum-sau

White_Rabbit – Jan. 29, 2020
I read auras as my profession. This guy’s aura is black and that’s very bad.

NiklasSporty – Jan. 27, 2020
His body has never heard of exercise before.

Gifter – Jan. 24, 2020
this guy is poz for sure i have a 100% conversion rate i stuck a needle into my penis multiple times to make it bleed and then shoved it up him dry

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks Vietnamese, Polish, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 500 €

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Ah, glad you’re a fellow fan. I wouldn’t necessarily have guessed that. ** wolf, Hi Wolf Blitzer without the Blitzer part! Me too re: that gif. It has something going on. That’s why I put it up top. The lawyer/cat filter thing? Yeah, if you’re on social media you couldn’t get away from it for a few days there. But it is some kind of classic. And it speaks to the human condition du jour, so true. Oh, well, the ‘Crowd’ movie is sort of a look-loo thing at a rehearsal and run-through of the piece, and I wasn’t there or, err, invited to be there. It would have been cool if someone mentioned that I created the characters they keep describing, but, you know, I’m used to being the invisible, ‘oh, right, you wrote that Gisele Vienne piece, didn’t you, I totally didn’t pay attention, sorry,’ artist in the Gisele collab. universe. If I had counted on my part in her work being acknowledged in reviews and writings and conversations about it, I would have died of malnutrition many, many years ago. Ha ha. All which probably makes me sound bitter, but I’m not. My pragmatism wins the day again! Anyway, Patric’s film is good, watch it (if you want). Nice Beckett thing. Okay, maybe not wonderfulness, but … brief, unanticipated moments of joy? ** Bill, If my post lead to 90 or so minutes of lightness in your weekend, its job is done. RIP Milford Graves, yes. There are so many excellent artists dying at such a fast rate right now it’s hard to keep up. ** _Black_Acrylic, Guess what made my weekend more than a relative slog? Well, it was you, sir! You and your gilded fingers! Thank you! Oh, man, I sure hope the ill effects of the shot are historical by now or on their swift way. ** Dominik, Hi!! I’m no French history brainiac, but what I read was that Robespierre, who I guess was in charge of France at that point, thought he really needed a publicity stunt to get French people excited about that war because they were fed up and bored with it, and he thought, Hey, maybe Bara will be a big hit, and he was. What’s curious is how eroticised some of those paintings and sculptures of his dead or dying 13 year old body were. The French used to get away with being so transgressive. I used to love Fruit Loops, so I’ll take that love, thank you very much. Love like Witchy Poo loves The Golden Flute i.e. love, G. ** Jack Skelley, Jack from the land of Skelley! Yeah, Bronson cave was in a shitload of monster movies.I was so excited when I found out it was near my LA pad and so disappointed when I actually walked into its very shallow depths. But hey. Ditto ultra-style on seeing you, and I’ll have a movie — probably a few — suggestion to you semi-lickety split. Happy week! ** Steve Erickson, I’m sure I’ve heard Biebz’s recent songs in passing in the supermarket or something. They just fly by, but it’s him, the human being as parsed out by the media snd himself, that I find sympathetic. Strange. No, as I always say, I’m kind of off TV in general, but ‘Most Haunted’ does sounds most tempting. I understood about the Adam Curtis thing, but of course in the detail you have now laid out, and I am consequently more driven to pursue it, thank you. I’ll try to find ‘Teenage Emotions’. That sounds like potentially something. Thanks for that share too. ** Right. 15th of the month -> escorts. What else needs be said? Nada, I’m sure. See you tomorrow.