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Imgrim, 18
My names Ryland but I’m 5’3″ so everyone calls me Small Fry 😉

Please force me to fuck up my appearance and ruin my life and looks.

The idea of not looking human anymore excites me.

Take everything to the extreme and I mean it!

Just message me, I’m young so I’m always on my phone anyway xD

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Imgrim (Owner) – May 22, 2022
Until my friends and family look at me and vomit.

Imgrim (Owner) – May 22, 2022
Until facial recognition won’t let me in my phone.

 

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jst_here_for_a_frnd, 18
Too lonely, looking for someone to hold hands.

Sincerely, your friend.

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Frenchfrog – May 16, 2022
Scared and hot.

jst_here_for_a_frnd (Owner) – May 13, 2022
I’m also looking for undisturbed places in nature where nobody can see me and where I can hike completely naked. Hiking naked is a liberating experience and I am grateful for any recommendation. 🙂

jst_here_for_a_frnd (Owner) – May 12, 2022
My name is Donald and I work at a car wash.

Bigpeenpres – May 12, 2022
My names Presley, got a leather jacket with your name on it. Let’s be homies. I wanna fuck the shit outta you.

jst_here_for_a_frnd (Owner) – May 12, 2022
The most important thing in a friend is to wear a leather jacket and always having a lit cigarette dangling from his lips. Everything must reek of smoke.

 

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Youngconfusedfag, 20
TAKE ME TO THE DARK SIDE!!! Want to feel the needle piercing my vein and injecting SATAN’s POWER!!! Make me your filthy perverted drug fucked slut. Gang bang, forced drugs, I will be your drug fucked whore….begging!!!

after a full night of ritual breeding and full blown orgy fucking, please take me to a bathhouse for Aids Stds Pig Toxic Aids Wasting Aids Dicks and demonstrate Full domnation.

Fuck Yeah !I FFeel SSo Fuck’n Good to Givin’ Up my Slut Cunt for a Toxic POZ Top Load Party I am Takin’ all those Dirty Bug Mixes to Earn Membership to the POZ 666 Brotherhood ! Just like 2 BB a POZ Fuck Pig Takin’ any Load Toxic POZ Gangbang for my Hungry will..

I Take any cock – take that sweet pain – I offer it up to the greater glory of our Lord Satan and Hail HIS name as your Soldier blasts your stinking toxic load into my guts.

Hail Beasts of SODOM

WORSHIP THE GOD OF FUCK! HAIL SATAN💀

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ImSir2u – May 11, 2022
I appreciate you taking the time to read my comment and am excited to see if you will be ritually murdered in front of me one day.

xkandz – May 9, 2022
I’ve fed him a lot of crack and drilled his hole over and over till it was rare steak. I was shocked at myself afterwards – it was pretty alright. Hot to see him enjoying it.

CanyonCreeks – May 6, 2022
If you want him to get hard the only thing that works is throwing him around the room then holding him upsidedown and rimming him.

cataphract – May 6, 2022
Getting him hard is a Herculean task.

DragonKnot – May 4, 2022
Being with him was a cognitive and visceral stripping away pretence to reveal a sun inside of Me giving the POWER of Satan. He made me NEED to be Satan as much as I need to breathe. I let him feed off of Me to complete himself as he needed to, but he will never drain Me of what makes Me Satan. It is about being Satan. I am Satan: I feel like Satan, I think as Satan, and I live as Satan.

 

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racechange, 19
mexican boys, wanna become white, with completely different identities. wanna have cosmetic surgery to become a new race, with etiquette, traditions for that new race, with new names, and learn to live as new name and identity white boys. willing to go as far as needed.

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MaryMuscle – May 17, 2022
I’ve pissed, shit, blown snot, and puked on the one with the silly hair and I loved it.

 

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Take_my_balls, 21
Welcome to my profile where you will learn so much about me. First off I will be completely honest and transparent with you. I currently have a girlfriend which we have been dating for almost a year. So if you would please respect my privacy and keep our conversations discreet that would be highly appreciated.

So what’s the problem? The problem is I’ve recently come to terms that I’m addicted to letting other guys rub my adamsapple. This addiction is so strong that even my own girlfriend fails to arouse me most of the time.

After much thought about this I’ve decided to create a cover story that I’m going camping for a few weeks with some buds but instead I intend to go somewhere, put myself in chastity and slowly kill my dick and balls.

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lewis11211 – May 10, 2022
I’m a cheerful man, like to know everything new and write it in my diary. Sometimes I’m sad, but it’s not often. When I have bad mood I like eat sweets and to share with someone. People don’t understand me when I do it, but I wish them nice day, smile and go eating my sweets.

 

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halfhead, 20
missing foreign german student recently in France last contact was on March 27, 2022.
he solicited extreme hardcore sex “violence, unhealthy, and nothing else” on this site in early March his last login was on March 25.
messages retrieved from his account suggest the likelihood that he has been a victim of foul play.
anyone with information about his disappearance or whereabouts please contact whether anonymously or otherwise.

Age 20
Height 180cm
Weight 64kg
Hair Blond
Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Languages German, English

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Anonymous – May 13, 2022
The person you want to talk to is this guy — GlovedStranglerSanta

halfhead (Owner) – May 5, 2022
This was his profile text if it jogs any memories:
“If u really want to meet, be carefull. But must of all forgive all u have expirimentate about sex until now.

“You have to make a simple choiche: go on your life as before…. Or take the courage to reveql your inner self, your realdesires, your perversione..

“Just to Say: an experience with me Will give u an extraordinay opportunità to face u as u really are. And when u reach the border norhing willl be the same. This Is sure!”

 

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Postcovidslave, 19
I was planning since childhood to become a future pop-rap star but Covid has screwed my life. Lost apartment car job friends girlfriend self-esteem everything. Ready to just give up. Anyone want to hang me?

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hangedme – May 3, 2022
me too

actiondudenj2 – May 3, 2022
I prefer to be shot.

JonJonJon – May 3, 2022
I would be very interested in being hanged with you side by side.

Postcovidslave (Owner) – May 2, 2022
I GET THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU ARE LAUGHING AT ME. 99.9% OF YOU COULD END UP IN A PSYCHIATRIC HOUSE BECAUSE YOU WON’T ADMIT YOU WANT TO HANG ME AND I WILL DEFINITELY HANG MYSELF ON APRIL 30 2022 AND NEVER COME BACK.

Thmc32 – May 2, 2022
See you in my dreams.

 

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needanotherperv, 19
Looking for an older pervkinky type like myself that enjoys using his hands to explore a fit teenaged boy’s body. You must be good with details an enjoy groping, feeling up, finger penetrating and fondling these teenaged guys. They could be gay/bi/straight. I could provide him or we could go out and get one together. You need to be verbal with a dom abusive streak. You will work on the boy while I film it and you need to be able to convince him not to tell the police. The one I can provide has three outstanding arrest warrants which is why I suggested him.

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Anonymous – May 19, 2022
Please expose this man and ruin him to the max. Expose him with his real name and identity. Expose him completely and permanently all over the Internet. Make his pics and vids go viral. Please upload his pics and videos on all porn sites. Ruin his life for my pleasure thanks.

 

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FistAndSubincizeMe, 22
My gf wants me to get fucked and tortured by other people so I am looking for guys who want to.

She wants to see a proof of what you did to me. So pictures or videos is a necessity.

My urethra is definitely the most sensitive part of my dick. She’d love exposing it by me getting a subincision from the tip of my dick all the way down the shaft. She dreams of me getting it cut all at once by somebody in some kind of forced setting.

Other things she would like are piercings and tattoos and branding all over my body, face/head and balls.

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FistAndSubincizeMe (Owner) – May 9, 2022
To be clear, I ain’t looking for some Jeffrey Dahmer ending, so our sex will be subjected to some monitoring, probably my girlfriend and her Glock. Ha ha ha.

SoberWolfie – May 8, 2022
I’ll cut your dick but don’t shave those pubs. That 14 year old boy look is not that great, I cut dicks with hair the way God made them. God is my name btw. I’ve been God since I was 11 so I know what I’m doing. I don’t own a car so if you want me to pick you up get a fucking helmet.

MeteoricRise – May 6, 2022
I am stimulated by you since I can remember my first thoughts and feelings …

 

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Nothinglasts, 18
I citizen arrested 2 illegal alien Mexican teenagers I found on the highway near Las Cruces, NM.

I’m holding them prisoner in a secure location near Hatch, NM and offering them for sale, individually or both.

If you’re in the area and want to rent one or both for on site sex that’s possible.

Pay with amazon vouchers and bank transfer.

Don’t ask me about the photo, I found it in one of their phones.

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Autolove – May 1, 2022
Can either of them selfsuck i find that soooo hot

 

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back4moretorture, 22
Straight boy who wants to enter a Gay life of suffering and abuse.

Turn me Gay

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back4moretorture (Owner) – May 15, 2022
Something went wrong and I met this girl and fell totally in love. Sorry to anyone I was agreeing to go with, idk what happened.

back4moretorture (Owner) – May 7, 2022
I’m looking for tomorrow morning between 8:45am-11:00am.

back4moretorture (Owner) – May 3, 2022
I love the idea and the rush of being kidnapped by someone I don’t know. (This part is optional but if I was drugged then woke up in chains in a house already totally Gay I dont know would be so hot).

 

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N2snuffDoms, 20
When does an unshakable fantasy become an accepted fate?

Hello there.
I’m looking for anyone who’s into alive dismemberment like Mexican cartel style.
Thank you.

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cry4me – May 11, 2022
CRY me a motherfucking RIVER

N2snuffDoms (Owner) – May 8, 2022
Any idea if it would be possible to be fist me, double fist, maybe till the shoulder, to make a prolapse, a long one, and then cut it, attach it by pulley to a machine, and disembowel me through the ass, completely emptied inside without a trace?

brjx_ – May 5, 2022
That you don’t want to stay alive and suck my dick doesn’t mean you don’t want to do it.

hulkkim89 – May 4, 2022
im also experienced and into it…..my favorite always cut the body into half at the waist.

torroboots – May 4, 2022
I’ll do it if I can keep the severed legs.

N2snuffDoms (Owner) – May 4, 2022
I have a nice ass. Wouldn’t you like to take it off me?

 

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druggercandy, 19
I’ve always had fantasies about turning my fem gay Instagram-addicted son into a Jock boy and I think after the past two years we’ve all had it’s about time I gave into those desires.

I require a sane, experienced trainer/master that will help me enact this jockification and brainwashing and in return I’ll share my jock son with that person to use him as required.

Please have lots of equipment/tools/toys/gear/protein powder, whatever you would like to call it so that my wimp fem son can be grown into the best piece of jock meat he can be.

Gags, hoods, collars, cuffs as he will need to be completely restricted and have his body exercised over and over and fed multiple supplements whilst his flat little ass is stretched into a muscle butt over the course.

I ask that you provide proof that you have these items if you really are interested otherwise you’ll likely be ignored.

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druggercandy (Owner) – May 21, 2022
If it had zero side effects, certainly. Few things have zero side effects though, so it would depend on what the potential side effects of the cure would be.

Ieatcumholes – May 21, 2022
Serious question: let’s say there was a magic pill that would make you accept your fem son as is but otherwise keep all the self-realizations you’ve made (which, I’m sure you’ll have to admit, are only *partly* the result of your jockification fantasy), would you take it?

 

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FinalStop, 20
I’m mobin , I’m 20 , I live in iran . I’m English translator and I need a sugardaddy who want me forever nude and help me to exit from my own country because I live in pain .

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organicash – May 18, 2022
I have him in southern Germany. I am teaching him to be the perfect cum slut. I am keeping him safe while I exploit his sex. We are not having a sexual relationship. He is being used.

 

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AssForPeace, 24
It is attractive and seductive with its pathetic dick.
Its screams and tears bring me to the edge of ecstacy.

It left its world as a star on its high school soccer team behind and entered a darker one, one where all it knows is pain, isolation, abuse, torture, and suffering.

But when friends of mine have some anger, rage, or fucked up twisted sex fantasy they need to release, it does that too.

Interested sadistic, cruel, vindictive persons of all ages, racial background, ethnicity, sexes, sexual persuasion are welcome to subject it to extreme and agonising physical torture by the use of an assortment of instruments and devices mercilessly applied to all area’s of its body. Willing to transport it up to 40 miles radius to dark, secluded locations. Guaranteed no repercussions or reprisals, everyone leave afterwards, no names etc.

The top photo is where it lives when it’s good.
Middle photo is where he lives most of the time.

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Redflag – May 3, 2022
tell me something i don’t already know

 

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AlexUkraine, 20
Hello men. I can’t make sense of this site. I can’t write letters. I am Ukrainian. I am a refugee in Georgia. I am a shy and nerdy fem boy that plays videogames. I will give my informations (address, routine) so you can hunt me to rape me, or hire someone to do it. Please start slow men, I experienced grief recently and am just getting back out there.

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KingWith1kEnemies – May 18, 2022
He has 1k enemies.

ilovecleanfeet – May 12, 2022
i loved his clean feet

soapistasty – May 7, 2022
I’m really into scat and he wasn’t but oh well.

 

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Nev3rAgain, 18
Ever since a twink accidentally overdosed on drugs in my house and I screwed his cold dead ass my necro desires have become even more ferocious to the point of now wanting every twink I know and meet dead and naked.

Recently I have even devloped a taste for twinks in their early teens.

Something that a few years ago I didn’t even think possible.

I know some of you have been there before and to those of you who still haven’t made their dream come true I can say from experience and with high level of certainty that even if you somehow manage to achieve your dream and nail a dead twink even if he is the guy of your dreams it won’t be enough.

Time will pass and you will develop unreal and ferocious taste for dead young human flesh for dead young male meat like a super hungry wolf and you will crave more and more.

There is absolutely no stopping there is no cure from this and necro becomes even more ferocious as we age.

And one final thing that I really can’t get out of my head.

War is bad and hideous but I can’t stop thinking about the thousands of dead boys available in Ukraine for sex currently left to just rot without anyone loving and enjoying their beautiful corpses.

What a total waste. Life just isn’t fair. ​

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1sickpuppy – May 7, 2022
i am getting older and that is definitely bringi ng me to the fact that everything sucks.

Firstnameharry – May 7, 2022
I’d love to. But my town is very small. Few twinks die here. It’s not like a big city where twinks can die daily.

stustustugoo – May 7, 2022
I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH EVERY WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chemical_Decision654 – May 7, 2022
I love how dead boys look at me with their special eyes.

 

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nolimitsbodymod, 20
young serious pain slave looking for guys who might want me for extreme experiments including piercing, tattooing, branding, depilation, amputation, implants, anything mind and body altering and the less there is left of me the better x

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Mydarkpassenger – May 13, 2022
I would like to travel cross the country with you in the trunk of my car and then turn north and head up to Alaska.

markexplorer – May 11, 2022
hes crazy af goth/Punk or something else 👽❤ and i think hes bootyful 🌈❤

BuddyD – May 10, 2022
Still trying to figure out who you are.

nolimitsbodymod (Owner) – May 9, 2022
i do vape and enjoy it as i get turned on by destroying my pathetic body.

 

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Small, 19
I’m 5’7″ 132lbs. I’m looking for over 450lbs Dom Obese guy to bear hug to within an inch of my life. Sorry… when you are less than 450 lbs, I’m not excited at you. I will want you so that your weight is heavier, 600lbs, 700lbs, 800lbs or more!! No man will ever be too big!

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Small (Owner) – May 23, 2022
I don’t know if I can keep doing this, I’m so tired.

Small (Owner) – May 16, 2022
I now use a wheelchair but can live without it as can crawl.

Novim – May 5, 2022
my biggest HARD was with his ASS! If it’s with the DOMINATORY DAD style then you will freak out!

Small (Owner) – May 2, 2022
I’m volatile and sporadic. Probably not a good idea to get in a relationship with me. I’m cut but I didn’t have any of the foreskin removed so I’m planning on have it stitched back together.

 

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DamagedBttm, 19
I need friends who like to hurt testicles, bonus points if you like yours hurt too. Lets hangout and see who can take more ball pain or make a game out of it. Mutual busting is the best!

If you only like to bust then I want to put my balls in your hands and then give you ownership of them to beat and torture them as you see fit for a few hours. or days.

Bust my nuts till they “finish” then bust them again and keep going. Use them to release all of your stress. When we first meet surprise me with a brutal kicks in the nuts 😉

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DamagedBttm (Owner) – May 8, 2022
There’s stuff I want to do in life and in love, but won’t get to do any of it till I can get to grips with sex.

 

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boy4execution, 18
I like execution scenes and guys who fantasize about executing boys. I been executed twice already but its been awhile.

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boy4execution (Owner) – May 16, 2022
In conclusion I want to say: I would like to: Be executed by you all! In reality: “Wishing things away is not effective”.

boy4execution (Owner) – May 16, 2022
I have brown hair, hazel eyes, a nice butt and a cute face.

boy4execution (Owner) – May 16, 2022
Actually, I’m very rarely here. When I’m feeling empty I go back to this life around my phone.

 

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Struggling_fashion_student, 19
I’m a bag of trash. I’m looking for someone to come over next Monday and take me to the dumpster. Take me to the curb. Take me to the dump in your truck. Take me to the burn barrel out back. Just tell show me what it’s really like to be your trash. Show me what it’s like to be the trash at the restaurant, gas station, etc that you work at. You can decide what kind of trash I am that needs to be gotten rid of. Just describe what happened to your last bag of trash and it will turn me on.

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Struggling_fashion_student (Owner) – May 7, 2022
I see you staring at me.

 

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abusiverelationship, 18
I’m a young guy who quite frankly wants to get into a very abusive relationship. Both physically and emotionally. I prefer much older men. Ideally it would be long term, where I’m completely wrapped around your finger. No need to feel bad about how you treat me!

I know that it sounds weird, but everyone has their preferences.

I’m also interested in ‘losing my sense of self’ so I need my sense of self beaten out of me, physically and mentally.

In the area of Amsterdam please!

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Mogli_MM – May 10, 2022
Flower is more beauty than a weapon🌷

abusiverelationship (Owner) – May 9, 2022
That wasn’t the question though.

AlexGivesBeatings – May 9, 2022
I’m mentally sound and I would love to abuse the fuck out of you 24 hours a day forever.

abusiverelationship (Owner) – May 9, 2022
Do you consider me getting off to being abused mental illness? (Once an ex broke both of my arms and three ribs and burnt and cut me and shoved a 14 inch dildo in me and I loved it)

 

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Luv2bnaked, 22
Seek Guys who dare to sneak into my hse while I stand naked in the shower.

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Luv2bnaked (Owner) – May 17, 2022
Your suposed to put yr hand over my mouth when I start screaming, idiot.

imhorny – May 17, 2022
If you’re wondering, yes, what he says is what you get. You watch him til shower he sees you and covers up with a towel and starts screaming and you leave because he screams really loud.

 

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Alonewithmythoughts, 20
I’m looking for someone with whom to spend an endless summer.
I love sarcasm, beer and hard liquor.
I like ambition, you should have some.
I’m still quite young but already very dirty after 2 years of trying pretty much everything that old men and I can do together.
Under my bed there is a harness, leash and handcuffs for those who would like to put them on me.
Just the thought of an old man is making my young thighs and ass completely wuschy at the moment.
I’ve never tried mind-altering drugs beyond weed but want to be a drooling whore, so whatever it takes.
I’m part Moldovan, always wanted to see the motherland.
Again, FOR. A. SUMMER.

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Daryl504 – May 19, 2022
I got into felching him at the adult bookstore.

MasterAssAssin – May 16, 2022
Yes, under these conditions:
Any drugs beyond weed and poppers are NOT welcome in my home. We can discuss things like E or Shrooms, but I decide.
Tell me from the bottom of your boypussy why you can’t fucking live without worshipping my GodCock.
This is sacred shit I take seriously.
One of your principle duties will ALWAYS be to make your butt hole feel like a real vagina.
I will hypnotize you, melting your brain til you’re nothing but a thing I fuck.
I will make you do arch-stimulating things in front of a camera and post it everywhere with your name and you will be anything I want, even a porta potty.
Grey zone will kill my boner.

luckybonsai – May 11, 2022
He has silky skin all over his body and is quite attractive to girls.

 

 

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p.s.Hey. ** CAUTIVOS, Thanks. Indeed about the money people have, and about how ungenerous their wealth makes them. Uri Geller was super famous in the States when I was young, but I think he got caught as fraud, although I did read that he’s still famous-ish and fooling people in Eastern Europe or somewhere. ** _Black_Acrylic, One wonders why Ian Brown’s record label would spend so much money and creativity promoting someone who’s long since a has-been. Ah, shit, man! Coitus interrupts without the coitus part. Yeah, highest hopes that your toe behave its motherfucking self this month. Oh, did I tell you that Play Therapy brought me much joy at a time when I severely needed it? If not, … ** l@rst, I like usz. I’ll try to remember to use it. Wow, that’s insanely amazing about that brief lake. That’s crazy dreamy. Awesome, man. I’m, gonna look it up. ** David Ehrenstein, Nice find there. ** Dominik, Hi!!!I haven’t seen a single fortune teller machine here in France, come to think of it. I wonder why. I guess they are an extremely dying breed. I’m glad there’s a fellow asparagus disliker out there, even if you’ve never tried it. Don’t. It tastes bleah and its consistency is irritating. I can’t say one good thing about it. It’s okay ground up in soups sometimes. Well, then, when ‘I Wished’ gets optioned for the movies, ha ha ha ha ha ha, the first thing I’ll do with my money is buy love The Truthful Bear. Problem solved! Love chaining nolimitsbodymod inside my closet, G. ** Tosh Berman, The third Big Star album is sublime. Well, those two albums albums are as good a place to start with Pavement as any, so you should be able to sort out an informed opinion thereby. There’s another Twilight Zone episode with an evil fortune teller machine, I think in a diner? Or, wait, … Know there’s a second one. And that it’s good too. ** Bill, I have been to Musee Mecanique! Ages ago. I loved it. Oooh. ** Misanthrope, You know, for such a big guy, you are such a scaredy cat, dude. Hm, I have the opposite malaise. I wake up and want to do a million things and try to do them and there are always more things I want and need to do and bedtime comes, and I’m, like, ‘Again?!’ ** Steve Erickson, I would think not? I have one friend who has long Covid. Really long. Like it’s been almost two years. Pretty fucking scary. That Borden doc sounds really, really interesting. Huh, I’ll see if I can find somewhere somehow. Thanks! ** politekid, Hi, O! a) Thanks!, b) Yes! Whoo-hoo! Wise people were in charge of something for once! Excellent, my friend! That’s so great to hear. And, yeah, now it’s my turn, I hope. Celebrate! ** Robert, I saw them on the ‘Lamb Lies Down … ‘ tour. At least in my memory, they played that whole album straight through and then did a long encore where they played past hits like ‘I Know What I Like in Your Wardrobe’, ‘Watcher of the Skies’, … I can’t remember what else. Costumes … no, I can’t recall, although I’m pretty sure there are videos of that tour out there where you can find out. I’m pretty sure he wore the flower head thing for a while. Awesome that you liked ‘Holocene’. Yeah, so good. And enjoy the Michael Martone reading. Let me know how hot was, it you remember. Ha ha, but it’s true. Public orifices are scary. Ask the slaves up there. Or, wait, I guess those guys probably gravitate to them. Bon day, sir! ** Right. Yes, it’s the last day of month yet again, and there is your batch of slaves to see May off into the ether with you. See you tomorrow.

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‘Magician David Copperfield reportedly made a $2million (£1.2million) bid for a 100-year-old ‘talking Gypsy Fortune Teller‘ that he believes is the only one of its kind in the world – but she could fetch even more than that. Collectors are battling for ownership over the machine, which sat for decades amid Old West kitsch at a restaurant called Bob’s Place in Virginia City, Montana. When you drop a nickel in the slot, her eyes flash, her teeth chatter and her voice comes floating from a tube extending out of the eight-foot-tall box. David Copperfield told The Associated Press that he thinks she is ‘only one of one’ Theo Holstein, a California collector and renovator of such machines, said he thinks the Gypsy is wasted in Virginia City and should be placed in a private collection for proper care. He said he is trying to gather investors to make a $3million bid that would top Copperfield’s offer. Holstein said he wouldn’t be surprised if the machine ultimately sold for $10million (£6.1million) or more.’

 

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‘Bocca Della Verità fortune teller: ‘Saw this fortune teller in Kobe Japan last week. An interesting and clever idea to use the ancient Roman “truth mouth” as a theme. Just put your hand in the mouth and 100yen in the slot and out pops your fortune. I think the neon lit palm at the top was added as an after thought because no one in Japan recognised the theme! This machine was outside an arcade in a shopping Mall.’

 

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‘It cost one pound for your fortune to be read. He said to me “Come closer and listen to what I have to tell you, dream as if you live forever, live as if you die today. that’s right, you must live your days as if they were your last, because one day, they will be, you know what I mean. So go on, have fun” At the end he gave me a fortune card.’

 

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‘Blind Man Fortune Telling Machine, with standing figure beneath a glass dome who points his white stick to one of a number of written phrases when activated via a penny (1d) slot; a second coin slot is for charitable donations to the National Institute for the Blind, made by Walter Hart of Ramsgate, England, c.1920-1930.’

 

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‘At Dixieland Delights, located in the heart of downtown on Broadway, you’ll find more Music City souvenirs than you could ever possibly need. Before you leave though, be sure to have your fortune handed down to you by Willie Nelson. Okay, so the fortune might be printed on a card, and the psychic may be a machine, not the country music megastar himself, but where else can you get your future delineated to you by a major celebrity for just one dollar?’

 

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‘A dime for the horoscope and a nickle for the fortune. When you a nickel or a dime, the Genco Horoscope Grandma moves her head, moves both hands, and breathes. The hoppers inside rotates until the right scroll horoscope is delivered into the tray out front. There are thirteen different drawers, one for each of the twelve month horoscope rolls, and a 13th drawer for the fortune roll. The horoscopes and fortunes are rolled up into small plastic tubes. If a nickel is inserted a fortune is dispensed. If a dime is inserted, the user selected horoscope (or fortune!) is dispensed. Many Genco Horoscope Grandmas have a modification – if a fortune only is requested, grandma again moves and the glowing ball lights up “yes” or “no” for the fortune (nothing is dispensed if the dispensor drawer for fortunes is empty).’

 

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Odd chinese fortune telling machine

 

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‘This is a working Mystic Pen, which came out in the 1930s. These were often revamped by the Mike Munves Company in the 1940s and 1950s. The pen jumps around in the machine as if it is writing your fortune, after reading your palm, and then dispenses what looks like a hand written card to you.’

 

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‘Now you can get learn your future from a Ian Brown-themed fortune telling machine created for his latest music video that’s currently housed in Piccadilly Records Shop, Manchester. The machine originally appeared in the music video for Brown’s new single ‘From Chaos to Harmony’. With it glowing red eyes and clay-like appearance, the machine appears to be CGI, but in fact, it was designed and creator by the video’s director, John Nolan, who also installed it in the record shop for all in Manchester to visit.’

 

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‘Rare Mystic Mirror fortune arcade circa 1920’s with oak case. Directions state: “Place pointer on question you desire. Drop coin in slot then pull and hold slot down.”’

 

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‘You put in a coin (5 baht or 15 cents US) and the wheel stops on a number. You take a sheet from the bin with that number and your “fortune” written on it. Everything from money to live advice to love to the sex of your unborn child. It’s all there. We found this machine in the old Chinatown district of Bangkok.’

 

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Zelda the Mysterious Fortune Teller: ‘When a coin is inserted, the overhead lights turn off, and Zelda’s eyes turn on (powered by two small 7 watt 120 volt bulbs). Then Zelda’s eyes blink, her chest breathes, and her hand moves over the cards in unison with her head moving, and then she dispenses the patron’s fortune on a card. After the card is dispensed the overhead lights turn back on. Her crystal ball is lighted from underneath and is always powered on. The card dispensor is a simple vertical stacked mech, where the cards are stacked in alternating directions.’

 

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Ask the Skull: ‘This machine features the Skull looking outside of his black wooden coffin which has a clear window with the Skulls head inside and a red velvet background. When you insert a nickel into the slot the skulls head will move around inside of the coffin clear window section of the coffin. Also when the machine is not in use the top roof lighting unit inside of the machine will stay on for attraction mode. Once the movements are complete a fortune ticket will appear in the slot. The top marquee sign on the machine reads: Ask The Skull and the gothic style sign on the cabinet reads: Answers from Beyond.’

 

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‘At the Presidents Hall of Fame and Museum in Clermont Florida a famous central Florida roadside attraction you have a President George W. Bush fortune telling machine that you can use.’

 

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‘A rare antique Pepsin Gum embossed tin dispenser, coin-operated to accept 1 cent for both gum and a fortune, sold for $57,000 at an auction held Oct. 4-6 by Showtime Auction Services at the Washtenaw Farm Council Grounds in Ann Arbor. The dispenser was the top lot in a sale that grossed $1 million.’

 

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The Truthful Bear

 

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‘Fortune tellers such as The Educated Donkey (also known as Madame Hee-Haw and Donkey Wonder) were produced by the Roovers Brothers of Brooklyn, New York from about 1892 to the 1930’s. First produced in 1892, electrified in 1910, Donkey Wonder was a crowd pleaser. This exact reproduction is of the early all mechanical automation version. Place one cent in the round opening, pull the lever all the way down and Donkey Wonder comes to life. She turns her head, lifts the rod in her right hand, chatters her little lips, moves her ears, checks you with her “eye piece” and then spins the ship’s wheel which rotates rapidly until it slows down and stops on a number. You read your fortune from the two sheets on her sides as it corresponds to the number on the ship’s wheel. Total of 24 fortunes.’

 

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Bones, The Fortune Teller: Get Bones to answer your Yes/No question by electrocuting him to get it out of him.’

 

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‘Nazar Speaks is a fortune-telling machine arcade minigame featured in Grand Theft Auto Online as part of The Diamond Casino Heist update. The machine features the character Madam Nazar, a major character from Red Dead Online. The animatronic Nazar has red glowing eyes and operates rather clunky and robotic. The player can pay $1 (or free if in their own Arcades) to trigger Madam Nazar to recite a fortune to the player. The player then reacts, usually in confusion or deep thought.’

 

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‘Coin-op fortune telling machines in Japan temple. Machines that dispense fortune telling advice with 100 yen inserted. Three languages available – Chinese, Korean and English.’

 

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‘The Fortune Teller Zultan was an animatronic sold online by Spirit Halloween for the 2007 and 2008 Halloween seasons. It resembled an ornate gray fortune teller machine with purple curtains and the word “Zultan” written at the top. When activated, the curtains parted revealing the head of Zultan who held a crystal ball with a skull inside. Zultan and the skull spoke one of various fortunes as Zultan’s head floated around and his eyes, mouth, and the skull’s mouth moved. Additionally, Zultan and the skull both had lighted eyes as well as inside the crystal ball.’

 

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‘Mr Vend ZAMBINI Arcade Quarter Machine measures you in 6 different categories: Love, Health, Success, Luck, Friends, and Creativity and gives you a verbal and an increasing beeping and LED response. The crystal ball spins and glows in the dark. Zoltan speaks and says now look into my eyes and they light up and he starts to read your thoughts.’

 

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1950’s Ask the Swami fortune teller napkin & menu holder

 

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Bollands Heaven and Hell Fortune Telling Machine: ‘1d, or one Britsh penny, coin-operated fortune telling machine produced by Bollands Amusement Machine Supply Co. in 1952. It features a central circle with half heaven and half hell fortune choices and a spinning arrow that points to your fortune.’

 

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‘Visitors to the Market Magic magic shop located in the Down Under level of Pike Market can’t help but see the Elvis ‘Rock Star’ Fortune Teller in the back corner of the shop. There is a bright blue neon light that says ‘Fortune Teller’ above the machine and you can see Elvis’ torso, wearing his trademark sunglasses inside the glass box and inviting you to throw your 75 cents into the machine to get your fortune told by the ‘King of Rock and Roll’…’

 

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‘Morgana was a fortune teller coin-op that appeared in the early 1970’s. No one knows the real date because there is no information on this game other than the flyers. It was released by Bally as a giant box version and by Bacchus(look up that name, it was also used in an episode of the Smurfs) as a single player version. My guess is the big box was the older model. These games had a Styrofoam head which was white with no face and a projector with a film strip. When you inserted your coin it would trigger the modified projector to play one segment of the film revealing a fortune projected on the head to make it look like it was alive.’

 

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‘Zobor The Great is a Robot fortune teller. Zobor reads your palm scan as well as the Tarot cards one at a time delivering your personal fortune!’

 

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British Beauties Bureau

 

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‘The Psychic Hive-Mind Fortune Teller is a fairground arcade-type attraction which can tell your fortune. Even better than that though – it’s also a web-connected Twitter application that can harvest tweets and regurgitate them as fortune readings! The Fortune Teller reads the mind of a twitter discussion. It takes people’s thoughts from their tweets, then deconstructs them into base content. It then reconstructs that content with randomised connecting text fragments to create the fortune reading. By doing this, it creates readings which are not just unique, but also context-specific and completely up-to-date as they are generated from current discussion happening live in real time. As well as speak your fortune and tweet it back to you, it also has a window into its brain, through which you can see the inner thoughts of the twitter discussions it is scanning.’

 

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‘Miss Kitty will give you your her words of wisdom if you give her a dollar! At the end of her message she will dispense a fortune card.’

 

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‘I grew up in the pre-liberalisation Delhi of the 1980s. It was the age of the railway-station weighing machine. For me the greatest thrill was receiving a one rupee (or was it 50 paise?) coin from my parents to slot into one of the ubiquitous weighing machines that dotted train stations. Once the coin was in, the multicoloured pinwheels located behind the glass casing along the semi-circular top of these machines began spinning like manic ballerinas accompanied by all manner of whirring and pinging. Rows of green, red and blue lights flashed. And then out came a rectangular ticket-sized piece of cardboard with not only one’s weight printed on it, but also a fortune. The railway weight ticket was the Indian version of the Chinese fortune cookie.’

 

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‘The first time I had my fortune told, it cost me two gold tokens in a slot that woke up Esmeralda. She was a torso and a head that shook to life, rumbling the kiosk that held her sleeping, until someone needed their fortune told. She was safe. Maybe because she was a doll. There was spindly concertina music and a hint at thunder, the lights flashing and Esmeralda groaning, calling out “I am Esmeralda!” waving her plastic hands over a deck of cards. Then, the machine shuddered and went black again, putting Esmeralda back to sleep with an anticlimactic shuffle of paper, which slipped to a lower compartment. It was my fortune.’

“You have had a lot of trouble, for which others are largely responsible, but you are now reaching a point when you will be able by your own efforts, to control your own affairs. You are not easily understood, as you keep much to yourself. You are fond of the fine arts and like to be alone a great deal. You some times have a desire to destroy things, especially in your young days, for which you are sorry afterward. Be careful of the figure 7 appears on any money transaction and keep your eyes open to some of your “would be” friends.”

 

 

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