The blog of author Dennis Cooper

Author: DC (Page 236 of 1086)

“I am in love with someone but he isn’t ready to commit until I get off coke so that’s still on hold.”

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BehaveBadly, 19
Mallorca

I (beard, striped shorts) can fuck the crap out of my friend in the red shorts while you watch and touch and taste him, or we can fuck the crap out of him together.

Guestbook of BehaveBadly

Dstprs – Aug 10, 2023
Your friend needs to learn how to suck cock more effectively.

itsmejohn – Aug 9, 2023
His friend’s name is Valentino Ramirez and he is 19 years old. He was raised in Los Angeles County California. He loves working out at the gym and he is a paramedic and a firefighter and a registered nurse. Also he is bottom, also he has 4 sets of twins and triplets and he has three kids.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latino
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL
Fisting Versatile
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 90€
Overnight Rate 300€

 

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Joey, 18
Houston

I don’t really know anything because I’m a virgin. I jerked off with porn, that’s what I did. Sugar daddy please take me away.

Guestbook of Joey

idontknowdudeeee – Aug 8, 2023
CAN SOME BEAR JUST POP HIS FUCKING CHERRY ALREADY FFS

Fuckstrangers – Aug 4, 2023
He’s only willing to be fucked by a bear in a car sadly.

-Sheesh- – Aug 3, 2023
Let’s talk and figure this out.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little hair
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick M
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 350$

 

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twinkboytoy, 19
London

19 year old prettiest boy you’ll ever see looking to be completely turned into a complete slutty sextoy by older wealthy daddies. I just decided to transition into girl a few months ago so there’s still time. I am also always clean and I smell super incredible. I believe that we all have a purpose in life and that mine is to be employed as a body to be financed and enjoyed. I find big income gaps a huge turn on.

Guestbook of twinkboytoy

twinkboytoy (Owner) – Aug 12, 2023
Your memories of me are beautiful, and beautifully expressed. From a bottom to a top, thank you for letting me inspire you!

Assmunch – Aug 12, 2023
After I shot in him, I loved the thought of my cum up inside him. I paid hard earned cash to make that load, just for him. And I feel like he did something special for me by taking it. He asked me immediately after I came if I could cum inside him again for another 50, and the sweet way he asked revved my dick back up and I was able to keep fucking him and gave him another one 10 minutes later. And another 8 minutes after that. Damn, that one was tough to crank out, but I did it for him. And the look in his eyes when I shot that one was full of love, probably for my money but still. I’m still thinking about my cum swimming around in his ass days later. Man, I love fucking economically challenged boys who love getting cash fucked.

Babygohome – Aug 8, 2023
Tiny bloke with little genitals, a plump ass, tight hole, and a cavernous rectum.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English, German, Italian
Position Bottom only
Dick S
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 50£
Overnight Rate 100£

 

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BUTTIDIGRESS, 20
Zürich

Eastern-European boy offers the following (and 99999% nothing else, please don’t ask)
– I lie on my bed and piss and shit myself (naked or clothed)
– You watch and suck my feet if you want
– You clean the bed after if you want
My cock only 16.5 cm but it’s gorgeous.

Big shit in morning (9-ish), normal shit in afternoon (2/3-ish). Not available in evenings.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Some
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages German, English, French
Position No answer
Dick L
Fisting No
S&M No
Dirty Yes
Kissing NO
Hourly Rate 70€
Overnight Rate 200€

 

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IDoWhatYouWant, 19
Athens

Just a cute Greek boy who needs to feel helpful. Maybe you could use me as a taxi driver, having to come out and pick you up wherever you are. Maybe I could do your shopping for you. Maybe there’s sex involved too.

Guestbook of IDoWhatYouWant

IDoWhatYouWant (Owner) – Aug 11, 2023
Anyone who complains about me is a liar and stupid.

TobiasHairyTobias – Aug 11, 2023
He’s a klepto, wherever he goes, he steals.

mecantony – Aug 11, 2023
Very expensive but the best in Greece according to me. Extremely cute, very cute. Again the best in Greece. I reached orgasm, which is very difficult!!! If you want a a very young and cute looking lay, he is the whore to which many here may be entitled to.

IDoWhatYouWant (Owner) – Aug 9, 2023
I shine thru the rest of these mfs.

Zoo6956 – Aug 9, 2023
The seriousness can be seen from the position of his thigh and especially the prominence of his purse.
He has a habit of drinking wayyy too much alcohol wayyy too often.
He has an ass that will make you travel to another planet.
The only bad thing is the very high price because we are otherwise talking about a great opportunity.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Greek, English
Position Versatile
Dick L
Fisting Versatile
S&M Soft
Dirty Yes
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 1500€

 

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LoseMind, 18
Bratislava

Hello, i am young, smooth and slim man from Bratislava. I want to be a porn actor (I’ve been in 2 scenes so far). Because of this I trained with local men and boys, so now I am anal passive champion and the Golden Trophy of European Cocksucker winner 😀
I also love playing video games but my lack of money stops that. I also have a *huge* wrist watch fetish.

Guestbook of LoseMind

LoseMind (Owner) – Aug 7, 2023
If we fall in love with each other, we can marry.

LoseMind (Owner) – Aug 6, 2023
Thank you, ❤️

Close2MyBro – Aug 6, 2023
You need to accept yourself as a slut, both inside and out. Until you can own being a slut, you’re always going to cry or feel depressed about it. What I mean is that you have to get yourself to the point where you’re not afraid to tell people you’re a slut, you’re not afraid of people finding out you’re a slut, or talking about you being a slut or being concerned about being used by another man for sex and then tossed aside. As long as some part of you is holding onto some adolescent view of who you thought you would be when you grew up, you aren’t going to be able to get past the feelings.

itsmygame – Aug 5, 2023
A bit of a crybaby while getting double penetrated but he does it until the end.

LoseMind (Owner) – Aug 1, 2023
I’m a little depressed but I look good naked.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Slovakian, Russian, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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YyesxAlvaro, 19
Strasbourg

Two 19yo tough guys who secretly do it all.

Kiss active
Kiss passive
Masturbate active
Masturbate passive
Oral active
Oral passive
Anal active
Anal passive
Rimming active
Rimming passive
Pee active
Pee passive
S/M active
S/M passive
Fisting active
Fisting passive
Foot fetish active
Foot fetish passive
Threesome with strangers
Threesome with colleagues
Spanking active
Spanking passive
Bondage active
Bondage passive
Dildo active
Dildo passive
Nipple play active
Passive nipple play
Deepthroat active
Deepthroat passive

Guestbook of YyesxAlvaro

BritishLad – Aug 11, 2023
Their Mary Poppins bag of toys will have you giving it to them heavy in no time. And if you like to dance, they’ll put on some of their mixes and mashups!

YyesxAlvaro (Owner) – Aug 7, 2023
Lately weve been into fucking married women hard core while their men watch. Everyone seems to cum nonstop so thats a good thing, right?

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Arab
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages French, Arab, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL
Fisting Versatile
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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nakedisgreat, 23
Los Angeles

I am looking for men who are voyeurs, age, body type, and race don’t matter whatsoever. Essentially I want men who has a private home with a in home gym (treadmill at least), a nice private backyard, and a sauna as well. I will work out naked, then do deep stretching and yoga fully naked, then spend sometime in the sauna, rinse the sweat off and then sun bathe in the backyard on a towel for awhile. You can observe all of that and then have your way with me, ideally on the towel. This is something I would like to do up to 5 times a week or more.

Note: Last year I got into a rough car accident from an at fault drunk driver and broke my leg. But I’m finally all healed up and totally normal again.

Guestbook of nakedisgreat

nakedisgreat (Owner) – Aug 12, 2023
I’m now spoken for and living at the beach in Malibu for the first time in my life which is a dream come true.

have_fun_now – Aug 2, 2023
You’re in need of a nasty man like a demon clown. Evil circus clown forcing you to gag on cupcakes over and over while spanking you to keep you prancing for entertainment. Stuff your mouth full of whip cream while fucking you with a dildo with death metal blaring around or evil clown music. You get the idea.

LongDingDong – Aug 2, 2023
You need someone who has complete power of attorney over you for life.

DAD-SADIST – Aug 2, 2023
I’d love to give you pain and be sucked Deepthroat. I’m not going to pay you. I’ll be at the Eagle sexclub on Friday evening. If you want to suffer, come!

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Asian
Body Hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Chinese, English
Position Versatile
Dick M
Fisting Versatile
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Mobilecokeass, 19
Berlin

Cocaine makes me a total pushover. When I’m on coke anyone can get me in bed. I come to you and you coke me up and nail my hot asshole.

I used to own butt plugs but the handle part of it came off.

I am in love with someone but he isn’t ready to commit until I get off coke so that’s still on hold.

I believe doing this is in no way cheating or betraying the person I love.

Guestbook of Mobilecokeass

brando710 – Aug 7, 2023
This bottom’s hole will eat your face.

Mobilecokeass (Owner) – Aug 6, 2023
I hate water.

Theresabearinthere – Aug 6, 2023
Tequila works too.

Mobilecokeass (Owner) – Aug 4, 2023
I will top, but only for FTM, as I do love boy vagina 😍

texasdaddy1 – Aug 2, 2023
Everything I sought in him I found.

Thebest_ – Aug 1, 2023
FANTASTIC ASS THANKS BABY😈😜

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Some
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages German, Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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TwinkHavoc, 18
Bogota

Hi, I’m Stefan, 18 years old.
You decide what I should do for pocket money.
Really no matter what.
One man smeared himself with food and I ate it off him while he jerked off.
It didn’t faze me.
You decide.

Guestbook of TwinkHavoc

superhornynow – Aug 10, 2023
If you’re being slammed, Chocolate Milk was seemingly invented for slammers. It puts a LOT of good healthy stuff into your body.

Fuckyourlife – Aug 10, 2023
Solid food is not out of the question. From the time you eat, food takes 6-8 hours to pass through the stomach and small intestine and enter the colon. From there, transit time from the beginning of the ascending colon to the rectum is 30-40 hours. You can have a snack… but not anything that’s going to leave uncomfortable crumbs on the bed and piss off your bangers. But if they’re loading up your mouth too I doubt you’ll be hungry.

TwinkHavoc (Owner) – Aug 10, 2023
I’ve been offered a lot of money to be cumdump gangbang bottom.
I want to ask any experienced bottoms on this site – what do you eat or drink during such a thing?
I assume you stop eating several hours before the start of the gangbang and then you douche very very well.
But then what do you do to get some energy during what I’m told will be 12 hour or even longer gangbang???
Do you drink lots of Gatorade? Or energy drinks? I assume food is out of question??!! Any one can give me some advice?? Thanks!

nonbinaryhedonist – Aug 6, 2023
Have a husband, but after a boy that will let me fuck him whilst my husband watches and sulks.

hereforthebros – Aug 6, 2023
I want you to experience the sensation of not forgetting the person who made your first time getting fisted a living hell.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latino
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L
Fisting Versatile
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 20$
Overnight Rate 60$

 

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crazykid, 19
Berlin

sk8ter 4 lyfe

str8 idk why im here tbh

i just see other sk8ters making bank off their bods and its just making me jealous

Guestbook of crazykid

DarkCo – Aug 7, 2023
Fucking him is like giving your cock a short vacation in the most luxurious resort in Central America.

Insta69 – Aug 1, 2023
I wanna know you personal.

better-call-cole – July 29, 2023
I relaxed his core on the floor.

seffff – July 26, 2023
Talkative kid but goes dead silent when you’re fucking him. When he gets close to finishing his breath becomes erratic though.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Latino
Body Hair Some
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, German, English
Position Versatile
Dick L
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate 80€
Overnight Rate 300€

 

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Open4business, 20
East Hampton

I’m married to a much older man, but the relationship isn’t going well, he hardly ever has sex with me anymore, and I feel insecure, empty and lost and I lack purpose in my life, which is why I am looking for a new long-term sugardaddy husband that I could live with, and dedicate my body to, and provide sex to him since I lack purpose in my life, and I feel insecure and inferior.

Guestbook of Open4business

Get2BeDone – Aug 13, 2023
Money grubbing and horny. Good mixture.

suckoftheirish – Aug 8, 2023
My best guess is I would love to learn the whole world with you.
The rest I do not know.

Lookingforfun77 – Aug 5, 2023
Then the experience. I just had it. He is a little fairy hunk. His smile is nice, but at the same time he can make serious slut face. Clean feet and toes. His armpits are particularly important. He’ll let you suck his cock and do it right and tell you how it feels. He’ll let you lick and suck his nipples until they glow. He’ll let you lick his butt until it relaxes and then you can fuck his open butt. He’ll let you push his well fucked hole in your face and inhale the scent. His balls will be right under your nose. There is something for everyone.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little hair
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick XXL
Fisting Versatile
S&M No
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Hey_iam_Cutie, 18
Hévíz

Hello men and boys,
i am felix
As you have probably already seen from the pictures, I am a pretty femboy with a big cock.
I live alone in an apartment. I can therefore theoretically earn money 24/7.

What I’m looking for is mainly 💵🐷👴🏻 and gifts from God.

Guestbook of Hey_iam_Cutie

Hey_iam_Cutie (Owner) – Aug 4, 2023
My bank account before (.) and my bank account after (,)

masterofdisaster – Aug 4, 2023
His ass before (.) and his ass after (o)

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Hungarian, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S
Fisting Passive
S&M No
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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DeineSpermaNutte, 20
Hamburg

HI…..I urgently need a driver who will pick me up from Brunsbüttel (zip code 25541, Dithmarschen district) and take me to Hamburg! …..You can do whatever you want with me the whole drive! Filming, rimming, kissing, fuck, SM, etc etc….. do what you want! When I’m in Hamburg I can get fucked by other guys for you too until tomorrow morning and you get the money! …. I take the juice from one after the other and you earn money from it!….. I’m your personal 2-hole whore pig for one night! ……. AND AS A BONUS YOU CAN …

Guestbook of DeineSpermaNutte

DeineSpermaNutte (Owner) – Aug 1, 2023
Mother’s funeral.

Pyssykiller – Aug 1, 2023
What’s so important in Hamburg?

akashit_ – Aug 1, 2023
a friend and i fucked him before he fucked up his lips and we enjoyed him more than our gfs

DeineSpermaNutte (Owner) – Aug 1, 2023
I am trying to be completely open and honest …. I know some actions that I have taken in the past have been unacceptable and I am working to become better….. I also know that my face is not ideal and I am constantly working to try and make it cuter, but it is difficult without money ……… And I am sorry that I am so pathetic!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages German, Croatian, English
Position More bottom
Dick M
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 5€
Overnight Rate 10€

 

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Bicyclist4Analingus, 19
Toulouse

To all those who want to gently discover the joys of giving anal pleasure, I offer long rimming sessions. It’s about slipping your tongue between my small muscular buttocks and licking my ass first very lightly then with intensity, alternating gently and wildly, and looking for the movements that make me moan the most. It will give me a whole slew of micro orgasms.

Once my ass is well dilated and wet with saliva, then you finger me, touching every centimeter of the inner walls of my anus, my prostate prostate, with your ideally long fingers. Here again the sensations you give me can be subtle or intense and you will only have to let yourself go to create them.

I finally propose to you that when my anus is sufficiently wide and deep, you replace your fingers with your coarse, wet tongue and devour, and you will jerk me off. You will delay my ejaculation as much as possible while you eat your fill. My cock will be more and more sensitive, and my desire to cum will be almost permanent. You will continue for a long time just on the verge of orgasm until your hunger for my anus is sated, and you finally let me explode with great spurts.

Guestbook of Bicyclist4Analingus

Bicyclist4Analingus (Owner) – Aug 9, 2023
I do delete this account from time to time to avoid being consumed.

buddyboy – Aug 6, 2023
He projects really piggy in his profile but in person he’s more fragile and complex.

BumEater – July 28, 2023
Bum. Just give me tha bum.

Socially_awkward – July 28, 2023
My mind thinks about his ass every second, i am nothing but a human car wash for his ass. Please!

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little hair
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, French
Position Top
Dick M
Fisting No
S&M No
Dirty Yes
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate 130€
Overnight Rate 600€

 

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Girltfutalkingabout, 20
Preston

I’m 20 years old but I look like a 12 year old dirty slut and I’m willing to do anything, ANYTHING for £ and I offer so much. 🤭

Guestbook of Girltfutalkingabout

Girltfutalkingabout (Owner) – Aug 10, 2023
I realize I’m in the twilight of my years of passing for 12 year old, I just feel like I have a great look for a 12 year old, so it’s sad. But I still just can’t keep my hands off myself, so I figured I’d share.

JackKelly – Aug 10, 2023
He’s in his late 20s at least and that’s not my bag.

luckymeee – Aug 8, 2023
stuff I’ve done with him: 👨🏻 Dad/son, 👨‍👨‍👦 Groups, 🕳️ Gaping, ✋🏻 Spanking, 🤬 Verbal, 👙 Lingerie, 🥚 Egg play (stuffed eggs in him and made him “lay” them)

Anonymous – Aug 7, 2023
I’m a pedo and he is not convincing

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Arab
Body Hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick S
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Student, 18
Lyon

I don’t want a real thank you.

18 years old, I start higher education.
I am fairly often in Valence and Paris.

I work at McDonald’s so if I don’t answer it’s that I work, thank you.

I do bodybuilding, I can show you what I’ve built, and a little more.

Guestbook of Student

Flesh4fantasy – July 29, 2023
HE GOOD FOR SEX NOT GOOD FOR SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS BECAUSE HE NOT GOOD AND HE NOT HAVE A NICE MANNERS

Duskybottom – July 27, 2023
You’re everything, I’m an inferior nothing. Only You matter.

jacksonishorny – July 27, 2023
I don’t know I sort of feel as a man of a certain age I want to lick you like a lollipop like on your face just grab it hard and lick it.

murdererofthought – July 27, 2023
If you’re a man of a certain age like me he’s got a Leif Garrett’s evil twin facial thing going on

SodoFreak – July 23, 2023
He’s just your ordinary gay student with a foxy butt.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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xDavex, 19
Milan

Hey Im Dave and also Dajinna (drag queen). Dajinna is a pig in bed with a shock-proof ass or Dave is like having sex with your best straight buddy. Both have a XL cock. Dajinna is affordable, but if you want Dave it’s going to cost you a whole lot of money.

Guestbook of xDavex

Fuckyouhard – Aug 6, 2023
I couldn’t afford Dave so I took Dajinna and contented myself wth knowing Dave was in there somewhere.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little hair
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages Italian, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL
Fisting Ask me
S&M Ask me
Dirty Ask me
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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PrettySmartBoy, 18
Barstow

Geeky straight teenager in Barstow who gets flirted with at my job (Dairy Queen) by older gay men a lot

My friends don’t believe me but it’s true

I could see that leading somewhere but probably nonsexual (although once or twice might be fine after I get to know you)

Guestbook of PrettySmartBoy

PrettySmartBoy (Owner) – Aug 10, 2023
I have a skinny ass and I do not and will not muscularize it.

If that bothers you skip me, I like my skinny ass!

I might do some sit ups if someone wanted just nothing insane.

Jerkhairy – Aug 9, 2023
Yank down his underwear and fill him up.

PrettySmartBoy (Owner) – Aug 8, 2023
I’m weird a little but trust me you’re gonnna like me👉🏻👈🏻

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 250$
Overnight Rate 1000$

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Welcome back! And congrats on the positive activity burst. We’re on a break from editing for about another week and then it’ll be serious crunch time to get the film ready for our first festival submission next month. It’s going to be intense. The hell roiling around the film on the Producer level has gotten even worse, and … too much to explain, but it’s truly horrible, and yet we’ll survive it somehow. Cool, let’s hold hands and face the complete, unedited past. I’m guessing you didn’t help love out on that farfetched little money grab scheme. Love managing to restrain himself from committing murder in the first degree, G. ** Dee Kilroy, Hey. Huh, does the term rube come from Rube Goldberg? I wonder. Yeah, the gun one … ha ha ha. Being the age I am, for me it was that game Mouse Trap. It seemed like the architectural model of the perfect future of everything. Young brains are so nice. ** David Ehrenstein, I don’t know those films. Are they Goldbergian, I take it? ** Misanthrope, Kind of sad how in this current world you can’t even believe homemade videos anymore. Sounds like your b’day hit all its marks. Well, I guess you’re officially a daddy now. Daddies are very popular. I don’t remember them being so popular when I turned into a daddy, and grandaddies are not so popular, ha ha. ** Tosh Berman, My pleasure, of course. I did enjoy ‘Mission: Impossible’. I did think it was way too long, but you can’t argue with those set pieces. That dangling train thing at the end was so good, and even fresh. Weird. ** _Black_Acrylic, Creating fascination is like the Novel Peace Prize of blog making goals. I got caught/trounced in a heavy rain burst last night with just a thin shirt on my back. A little bit refreshing though, don’t you think? ** Mark, Hi, Mark. ‘Der Lauf der Dinge’ is the ultimate Rube Goldberg thing Or at the least the video of it is. Right, it’s today. Maybe you’re already on the plane and eating peanuts. Have an extremely amazing time. Check in if you get good WiFi and a bored moment. ** Jack Skelley, Oh, right, why didn’t I think to include the PeeWee one. Strange. I saw pix of the Book Fair. Grr, slurp. I saw Sabrina last night, and she’s gonna query you re: our international planning Zoom. Ace and no surprise on the Semiotext(e) best seller slot. Whoop! ** Steve Erickson, Nice, nice, sounds way fun, the program. And thanks for the links. I’ll try to glean some fun for myself. Everyone, ‘Listen’ up, here’s Mr. Erickson: ‘My August music roundup for Gay City News, which covers the latest album by Shamir and the debut album by comedian and former DAILY SHOW correspondent jaboukie, came out today.’ A ‘backlash against the current preference for “wholesomeness”’ is absolutely in the cards and rumbling already. That’s how it always works. Can’t come speedily enough. ** ryan, Hi, Ryan! Oh, wow, good question. I can’t think of actual print journals/magazines that have that focus. I could be blanking out. As for online, the first place that springs to mind is SCAB, which is run by one of this blog’s beloved commenters/contributors Dominik. Otherwise, there’s Maudlin House. Chuck Palahniuk has a sub stack where he punishes transgressive work he likes/accepts called Plot Spoiler. ExPat Press publishes sometimes daring work on their site consistently, and it’s a well viewed venture. Otherwise, I’ll have to think further. Everyone, ryan is asking about lit journals/sites that publish short ‘strange, radical’ fiction. If anyone reading this can suggest places to him here, that would be great. Maybe someone else can further the lead. Good luck. And feel more than free to be here anytime you want to. ** Cody Goodnight, Hi. I’m … I’ll say ok to be brief, ha ha. Nice: your childhood RG machines. I did like ‘M:I’ apart from it being quite a bit too long. Doug Walker is off my to-do list, not that he was actually ever on it, ha ha. I really liked The Mothers of Invention when I was a teen. I saw them live a bunch of times. I was very into everything up through ‘Weasels Ripped My Flesh’, but then I kind of gradually faded them/Zappa out. I had slight hopes that ‘Voyage of the Demeter’ might be fun. Alas. I’ll try it on a plane where you would be amazed by what’s acceptable. Great day/night combo to you, Cody. ** malcolm, Hi. Well, I guess the problem is that they want a whole lot of money, and they want to feel sure they will make it, so they don’t look at something that’s original and fresh and think, ‘Let’s figure out how to make a lot of people want to see this’, but rather ‘This’ll be an easy sell.’ And they’re so often wrong. And yet they don’t change. You got me as to the ‘why’ there. Super awesome about the premiere! Great, great! Obviously, yeah, do the festival hunt first. That part’s so frustrating, but I guess it’s worth the delays. I’d love to see it, obviously, thank you! I don’t really mind doing almost all of the work myself, or rather with Zac. What I really don’t like is when you have a person in charge who is supposed to organise things for you and raise the needed money and let you just figure out the creative stuff as part their responsibilities and job and who then does virtually nothing while expecting to get all the credit that comes with being the person in charge, which is the situation we’ve gone through with ‘RT’. That’s been heinous, but if we were to know in advance that we have to do 90% of the work ourselves, I think that would be acceptable. But I hear you. I suspect that collaborating really helps a bunch. Summer here is almost spookily mild and wonderful. It seems completely bizarre, but I’m grateful. It pounded rain and lightning last night. Now it’s bright and a little too still. Hope you got the right kind and amount of sleep. ** Right. How many of you already knew you would be facing the escorts today? That’s a rhetorical question. See you tomorrow.

The Rube Goldberg Effect

 

The starter

‘Rube Goldberg is best known for a series of popular cartoons depicting complex gadgets that perform simple tasks in indirect, convoluted ways. Now known as Rube Goldberg machines, these contraptions, devices, or apparatuses are deliberately over-engineered or overdone machines that use an elaborate set of arms, wheels, gears, handles, cups and rods, put in motion by balls, canary cages, pails, boots, bathtubs, paddles and live animals to perform a very simple task in a very complex fashion, usually including a chain reaction.

‘For 55 years Goldberg’s Pulitzer Prize winning cartoon drawings of complicated machines and gadgets satirized government policies, which he saw as excessive. His cartoons combined simple machines and common household items to create complex wacky and diabolically logical machines that accomplished mundane and trivial tasks. Rube Goldberg is the only proper name included in Webster’s Dictionary as an adjective, referring to “accomplishing by extremely complex, roundabout means what seemingly could be done simply.”‘ — rube machine.com

 

The Official Rube Goldberg Website
Mouse Trap Contraptions
Mouse Trap @ Hasbro
Peter Fischli David Weiss
The Rube Goldberg Machine Contest
High School Rube Goldberg Science Class Contest
Domino Day
Rowland Emett
‘Tower’ @ LoveJordan

 

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Mouse Trap

‘Mouse Trap is a board game first published by Ideal in 1963 for two or more players. Over the course of the game, players at first cooperate to build a working Rube Goldberg-like mouse trap. Once the mouse trap has been built, players turn against each other, attempting to trap opponents’ mouse-shaped game pieces. Each player is represented by a mouse-shaped game piece which travels along a non-continuous, roughly square-shaped path around the game board from the start to a continuous loop at the end. The object of the game is to trap all of one’s opponent’s mice using the game’s Rube Goldberg-style mouse trap. The trap begins with a crank which turns a set of gears. This begins a series of stages which ends in a cage being lowered over the “cheese wheel” space on the board, which is one of six spaces in the ending loop of the game path.’ — BoardGameGeek

 

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The Westing Estate
The 2011 National Collegiate Rube Goldberg Machine Contest winner the University of Wisconsin-Stout. The task of their machine is to water a plant. The UW-Stout team’s machine entitled “The Westing Estate” takes 135 steps to complete this task and includes a church, mine shaft, gazebo, gardens, water pump and water wheel, two catapults and about two dozen steel ball tracks.

 

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Peter Fischli & David Weiss Der Lauf der Dinge
‘Der Lauf der Dinge (The Way Things Go) is a 1987 art film by the Swiss artist duo Peter Fischli and David Weiss. It documents a long causal chain assembled of everyday objects, resembling a Rube Goldberg machine. The machine is in a warehouse, about 100 feet long, and incorporates materials such as tires, trash bags, ladders, soap, oil drums, and gasoline. Fire and pyrotechnics are used as chemical triggers. The film is nearly 29 minutes, 45 seconds long, but some of that is waiting for something to burn, or slowly slide down a ramp.’ — Icarus Films

 

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Rube Goldberg Machine… But With GUNS!!!
‘I wonder how many hours of Matt’s life have been spent wondering how to avoid publicly committing a felony.’ — Zomboinie

 

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The Rube Goldberg Machine Contest

‘The Rube Goldberg Machine Contest, held annually at Purdue University in Indiana and organized by the Phi Chapter of Theta Tau, a national engineering fraternity, bring Goldberg’s cartoons to life as a way of helping students transcend traditional ways of looking at problems, taking them into the intuitive chaotic realm of imagination. The resulting inventions are collections of bits and pieces, parts of now useless machines, cobbled together to achieve an innovative imaginative, yet somehow logical contraption to meet the annual contest challenge. Previous challenges have included dispensing an appropriate amount of hand sanitizer, watering a plant, replacing an incandescent light bulb with a more energy efficient design, assembling a hamburger, juicing an orange shredding 5 sheets of paper one-by-one, casting a ballot, peeling an apple, and putting a stamp on an envelope.’ — rubemachine.com

 

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School Science Projects

seekmariaXD Thanks to your video im doing an amazing 5th grade project I tweeked some things to suit me and changed it up a little butthanks to you I actually have a base on what to start with. superman3343 That sounds great 😀 u should send me a vid when its done daveedwards3324234 This is pointless. There’s supposed to be something cool that happens at the end of it. I built a machine in 6th grade that lit small fires at various points around a certain area, each of which cooked a different meal, and one of which began a process of roasting a chicken. And in the end we all sat down and ate the shit like men, with our hands. Ha! I muse at your small minded experiment. superman3343 Do you feel proud of yourself? 😀 halfbuc you are awesome (not) MadameSponge Guys leave him alone. Hes a kid, calm down. geez. tommy560987 hello my name is fucky Mc fuckerstun superman3343 whatever. I don’t need to take this from some 8 year old on the internet.’ — youtube

 

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World’s largest Rube Goldberg machine
‘The Purdue Society of Professional Engineers team smashed its own Guinness world record for largest Rube Goldberg machine with a 300-step behemoth that flawlessly accomplished the simple task of blowing up and popping a balloon. The team spent more than 5,000 hours constructing the machine that accomplished every task ever assigned in the competition’s 25-year history, including peeling an apple, juicing an orange, toasting bread, making a hamburger, changing a light bulb, loading a CD and sharpening a pencil.’ — Purdue University

 

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Domino Day

‘Domino Day was a world record attempt for the highest number of toppling domino stones, organized from 1998-2009 by Endemol Netherlands. Together with Weijers Domino Productions of Robin Paul Weijers, also known as Mr. Domino, parties teamed up to set a new world record. The production was mainly organized at the WTC-Expo in Leeuwarden, Netherlands and broadcast live on television across Europe. The current and standing world record of 4,491,863 toppled dominoes was set by a group of German dominoes enthusiasts at the final Domino Day in 2009. At the height of Domino Day’s popularity in 2002, the television broadcast attracted over 41 million viewers.’ — DominoFans.com


Over FOUR Million Dominoes – It’s A New World Record


New record – 4.345.027 dominoes!


New World Record… 4.491.863!

 

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Clockwork
‘This is Clockwork, my fifth major K’nex ball machine, and my largest and most complex K’nex structure to date. It took 8 months to build in my bedroom, has over 40,000 pieces, over 450 feet of track, 21 different paths, 8 motors, 5 lifts, and a one-of-a-kind computer-controlled crane, as well as two computer-controlled illuminated K’nex balls.’ — Austin Granger

 

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Rowland Emett’s Dream Machines

‘Rowland Emett was an English cartoonist and constructor of whimsical kinetic sculpture. Much of his career was spent designing and supervising the building of what he called his “things” – always with silly names such as The Featherstone-Kite Openwork Basketweave Mark Two Gentleman’s Flying Machine, two copies of which exist. In the mid-1960s he was commissioned by Honeywell to create a mechanical computer, which he named The Forget-Me-Not Computer. In 1968 he designed the elaborate inventions of Caractacus Potts (played by Dick Van Dyke) for the film Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. In 1973 his water powered musical clock, The Aqua Horological Tintinnabulator, was installed on the lower floor of the Victoria Centre, Nottingham, UK. His larger works, such as Emettland, went on extended tours, ending up in prestigious venues such as the Smithsonian Institution in Washington.’ — mech.mcmaster

 

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cuboro cugolino Kugelbahn “triple race”

‘In this cuboro cugolino marble run, there is a simultaneous triple race between a red marble and a blue marble. The total of six marbles are used on three different tracks, each of which is set up in a mirrored manner.’ — murmelwelt

 

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A machine to destroy an iPhone

‘The Rube Goldberg machine Joseph Herscher created to snooze an iPhone involves a toy car, a toy train, a toy tank, a broom, a hammer, a bucket of water and a catapult.’ — cult of mac

 

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Time Machine
The 2011 Purdue University Rube Goldberg machine shattered the world record for most steps ever successfully completed by such a machine. In 244 steps the “Time Machine” traces the history of the world from Big Bang to the Apocalypse before accomplishing the assigned everyday task of watering a flower. The record has been sanctioned by the Guinness Book of World Records and the World Records Academy.

 

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World’s Slowest Rube Goldberg Machine

 

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Marble Mountain
It has so far taken him three years and consumed almost his entire garage, but Ben Tardif has not yet finished his unbelievably intricate marble machine. A video shows his incredible hand-made contraption in action after years of painstaking work from the Californian builder. In the video, uploaded to YouTube by Ben on March 31, hundreds of silver marbles are hoisted up to the top of the mountain by a giant winch. In total 25 sections slot together to form a one-of-a-kind sculpture where every element is themed along its creator’s life. The marbles race along the course, fly over ski jumps, rocket round a rollercoaster, cross over a tiny rope bridge and trickle through a giant castle. Everything is custom-made and built almost entirely from wood, and Ben had to move his creation to a small warehouse after it got too big for his apartment after a year-and-a-half.

 

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Rube Goldberg machines by DoodleChaos
‘Hey everybody! I make rube goldbergs, chain reactions, and a bunch of crazy stuff. Tell me what you think! I believe that short complicated rube goldbergs can be more entertaining then long boring ones.’ — DoodleChaos


‘Piano’


‘The Easy Life’


Pong Trick Shots

 

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Amazing Rube Goldberg type machine to fix ramen for dinner
‘I love how Japanese announcers always sound so excited.’ — Ninjujitsu

 

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A chain reaction machine with only toilet paper tricks!
‘As toilet paper has become a meme in this quarantine, I thought it would be fun to make a chain reaction with it to spend time. First I had to go out and buy it, and be judged by people… But I took the packs one by one every day and there was plenty of it in the store, no shortage because of me haha. It is difficult to make a chain reaction with toilet paper because they roll unpredictably because of imperfections, and they’re all different.’ — Kaplamino

 

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The Swish Machine: 70 Step Basketball Trickshot
‘This outdoor Rube Goldberg Machine goes around my entire yard, and swishes a basketball shot after 70 steps. This video was filmed in one take, meaning there are absolutely no hidden cuts or edits. The machine took a month to build and another month to successfully work.’ — Creezy

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** T. J., Ho, T. J. ‘Dark Horse’ is, I think, the only film of his I haven’t seen. Okay, I need to polish the oeuvre off. Oh, yeah, ‘High Risk’. That was quite a good anthology, and kind of an influential thing back in the day. Volume 2 isn’t quite as strong, but it’s worth finding.** Jack Skelley, Those photos of completed vanished, ashen Lahaina are really mind-boggling. God, just awful. How was the Fair? Did you buy shit? Was ‘FoKA’ amongst the goods? Insta, of course, oh well. I’ll try to divine it. ** Misanthrope, Knowing you to the degree that I do, I think you would really like ‘Happiness’. I could be wrong, but I think you should plop down in front of it. American English is the wildest, messiest, most unstable language. I love it. I’m so glad I am a writer of it. We do get killer thunder/rainstorms here. And they usually only last about 15 minutes and then blue skies again. It sounds you have done birthdays as well as they can be done. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Thanks for making your opinion crystal clear. You’re hardly alone in that assessment, as you certainly well know. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. Yeah, ‘Happiness’ is something. And what a great screenplay, wow. Envy. Well, a loss via a last minute penalty is harsh, but it doesn’t damn the team at least, right? ** Nightcrawler, Hi! Good to see you! You’re most welcome. You good? What’s up? ** oliver, Greetings and salutations, oliver! I can email you my mailing address. I’ll do that when I’m through here for the day. Thank you, I’m excited to see your zine. Best to you. ** Damien Ark, Hi, D. People hate it? More than they hate his other ones? Awesome to see you, as always. ** Mark, Hi! Precisely about Efteling. You nailed it. Plus they have an actual, really focused overall vision of what the place should be, and they don’t stint on the detailing. Etc. Oh, wow, you leave tomorrow! Great luck getting through the bag packing and arranging to have your house plants watered and all of that preemptory stuff. If I don’t talk to you before, max everything out. ** Bill, My suspicion is that he has a hard time getting his films financed, and I assume that’s why he has ended up making sequels to his most successful films. But I don’t know. I think there’s something of his in the works. ** John Newton, Hi, John. I’m doing reasonably well, you? Oh, yes, I read about that exhibition. I do know a bunch of the artists’ work, and I used know a few of them personally. Should be really something. I’m way out of the mainstream film world, but your friend’s assessment seem pretty right. I hope to always make films with small enough budgets that none of that bullshit comes into play. That’s a link to ‘Bruno’, yes? Okay, I’ll watch it. Thank you. When I lived in Holland, the popular saying there was ‘The French live to eat, the Dutch eat to live.’ Uh, no, Yury doesn’t eat any Russian food that I know of. He’s very vegan and eats a lot of grains and fruit and things. I’m going to have to go find a copy of ‘Idols’ and find that poem. I’m blanking, but it sounds like me. The friend who claimed that about Sade did go to a kind of experimental-ish school for rich kids, but, even so, I’m 99.9% sure he was just trying to protect his reputation with me. Have a swell start to your week. ** Probably, male, Hey, there! Really nice to see you! No, I don’t know Htrk – Work. That’s very cool to hear. I will go find it. Thanks. Most of the classics I like are too much about the language to be filmable, but, in the realm of the seemingly doable, I think that even though there’ve been a million films based on it, a really interesting film could be made of ‘Tom Sawyer’ maybe. I’ll check my email. I’m really, really behind on my mail, sorry. You good? ** Steve Erickson, Yes, the transgressive had its day. I do think we’re ripe for a revival given all the scaredy-cats out there. Great luck with The Wire obviously. That would be amazing. I’m not sure about The Quietus. Hm. That would a lot of fun. I greatly envy you going to that Anthology program. That sounds utterly dreamy. How was it? ** Darb, Cool: you liking it. My weekend was alright, all in all. Yours? I did not know that about the gloves, yikes. Yeah, I got my head split open with an axe when I was 11, so I had heavy surgery pre-80s. I … think I’m okay. ‘Old’ isn’t my favorite word, ha ha, but, you know, what can I do? It’s cool. The short fiction collection is kind of on the more sort transgressive side of what I do, but that’s the only commonality, I guess. Big up, big Monday! ** Cody Goodnight, Hi. I think I’m ok. Wow, I’d have to dwell in memory to pull up favorite ‘Twilight Zone’ episodes. That cornfield one is amazing. There’s one with a talking ventriloquist dummy that I remember liking. And, of course, duh, the bookworm post-apocalypse one. ‘Kickassia’ is way off my list, thanks. Boredoms are cool. I’m finally going to have the hopefully cheap thrill of seeing the new ‘Mission: Impossible’ movie today with a cheap thrills-seeking friend. Wish me luck, as I wish you all the luck with your impending daylight. ** Charalampos, Hi. God, insomnia is the worst. Sorry. As far as I know, ‘Closer’ is the only book of mine they’re returning to print. Sure would be nice because I think all of my books are o.o.p. in the UK. I’m not so fond of using the blog to promote my own work, but thanks, and I’ll think about a related post. Everyone, New set of poems online by our very own Charalampos aka Charalampos Tzanakis here. Hi from very slightly too warm Paris. ** malcolm, Hi! He’s your #1. Score! Since his films can’t really cost all that much money to make, relatively speaking, I don’t understand why he can’t seem to get funding. But, you know, the same with John Waters. What kind of insane, greedy world is the mainstream film world, I ask you? How did the short film premiere go? That’s very exciting! Will it get seeable by us punters at some point? I’m a mess, and yet I’m pretty happy too, if that commiseration helps. No, the strikes have no effect on ‘RT’. It happily got shot a bit before all of that came down. The post is going really well apart from the fact that we have zero funding and are having to do almost everything ourselves or by begging pros to help. But, yeah, we’re very excited about the film. Can’t wait to get it completely finished. I don’t know Calvin Westra, but now I will. Thanks! Super lovely to see you! Stick around when/if you can and want. ** Okay. Today the blog tries to pull up some shining examples of the Rube Goldberg effect. See you tomorrow.

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