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Roy Andersson’s Day

 

‘Cult director Roy Andersson was sitting at his kitchen table in Stockholm, struggling to come up with an idea for a script, when he noticed a pigeon on his window sill. “Immediately I thought. ‘Does he have problems too? Maybe he also is having trouble formulating a script,’” Andersson recalled. “It looks like easy living, but maybe it isn’t.

‘That whimsical musing captures the sensibility, though hardly the full breadth, of Andersson’s new film, titled after that sideways bit of inspiration. A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence is a blackly comic collection of 39 vignettes that examines the absurdity of ordinary life — or just absurdity, period. When it won the top prize of the Golden Lion at the Venice Film Festival last weekend, it was a capper on a most unconventional career, to be sure, but also a valedictory to anyone who has ever seen the world through a similarly distorted lens. Pigeon is the culmination of a journey for Andersson, who turned 71 earlier this year.

‘In film school, Andersson was something of an enfant terrible. He and friends would take camera equipment and shoot protests of the Vietnam War. He was told to stop by a high-ranking administrator, who added that Andersson would never get work if he continued to make political documentaries. “I said, ‘Sorry, man, that’s bad advice,’” he recalled saying, and wrote a letter to the head of the Swedish Film Institute registering his objections. The high-ranking administrator was Ingmar Bergman.

‘Shortly after graduating, Andersson made two films, Swedish Love Story and Giliap — the first a glossy commercial effort and the second an unmitigated commercial and financial disaster. In the mid-1970s, around the time the latter film flopped, he decided to make a change. Frustrated by what he saw as meddling and interventionism, Andersson took a Malickian hiatus, not directing a film for more than 20 years. He made commercials instead, using the proceeds to build his own studio.

‘“My goal was not to be in the hands of others,” he said. “I couldn’t listen to what all these other people had to say.” He continued working on numerous commercials (surprisingly given their aims, a lot of them had the same dark-comedy undertone), eventually amassing enough funds to finance movies himself for a career second chapter.

‘The beginning of that chapter came in 2000 with Songs From the Second Floor, when he was in his late 50s; he followed it in 2007 with You, the Living. Both are collections of shorts about what might be called the human dramedy. Pigeon is the third film in that loose trilogy, though it should be said these are thematic and formal, not narrative, sequels.

‘Andersson’s look at the downtrodden, wandering in search of hope or at least a gallows-humor laugh, was inspired by Italian neo-realism, movies such as 1948’s Bicycle Thief, about a father searching for a bicycle to work, and others of that era. He also looked at some less obvious inspiration in making Pigeon. “It’s Oliver Hardy and Stan Laurel, or even Samuel Beckett. In Beckett, it’s three hours of nonsense but you just keep watching,” he said.

‘For all of Pigeon’s sharp comedy and apparent pessimism, there is a deeply kind spirit underneath it all. In one vignette, a man sits in a corner of a bar saying he’s been unhappy most of his life, and he thinks it’s because all his life he’s been ungenerous, a semi-explicit articulation of Andersson’s humanist worldview. Visually, the scenes in Pigeon, generally filmed by a static camera in a single take, are complex compositions — there is often something happening in the corner of the frame, or on the audio track below the audio track.

‘A middle-aged man drops dead trying to open a wine bottle while his wife can be heard continuing to sing to herself as she washes the dishes in the other room. A pilot having a disappointing cellphone conversation outside a restaurant is flecked by the image over his shoulder of a second, wordless narrative playing out between an unlikely couple at a restaurant table.

‘Andersson heretofore has been known outside Scandinavia to a small group of‎ critics and cultists only, an outsider even in a realm fashioned on outsiderishness.‎ The idea that he would be crowned the leader of any group, even a rarefied one such as world cinema, comes as a surprise to anyone who’s followed his career. This, needless to say, includes Andersson himself.

‘”They told me I would be winning a prize. But I had no idea it would be that prize.” He said that he doesn’t mind being a “cult director” — sometimes. “It’s a little flattering, but not always. The prize is enough but not enough. I am not ready for the sum-up of my career yet,” he laughed.

‘Andersson took a sip of Scotch and described his next project. “It will be the fourth in the trilogy. It will probably take about four years for my next film,” he said. “I want to do one that’s about eternity and then combine it with something called ‘Ali Baba and the Sixteen Thieves.’ Because, you know, it’s supposed to be 40 thieves,” He gave another good laugh. “But I think this will be more irritating.”’ — The Los Angeles Times

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Further

Roy Andersson Film Production
Roy Andersson @ IMDb
‘Roy Andersson: “I’m trying to show what it’s like to be human”.’
MoMA | Filmmaker in Focus: Roy Andersson
Roy Andersson Official @ Facebook
‘No one—really, no one—makes movies like Roy Andersson’
‘This movie will make you smarter’
‘Interview: Roy Andersson’
Roy Andersson @ MUBI
‘The Hidden Dimensions of Roy Anderssons Aesthetics’
‘Roy Andersson’s Cinematic Poetry and the Spectre of Cesar Vallejo’
‘The return of the slapstick Ingmar Bergman’
‘On the Verge (of the End): Roy Andersson’
‘Watch: How to Build a Beach on a Soundstage’
‘You Have to See… You, the Living’
‘It’s Hard to be Human: The Cinema of Roy Andersson’
‘Culture Whisper Interview: Swedish Director Roy Andersson’
‘Roy Andersson: The Swedish Art Director That Could’
‘A Unique Universe’
‘Life: Perplexing, Painful, Precious’
‘In the light of darkness
– a note on Roy Andersson’s influences’

‘Roy Andersson and his View of the World’
Roy Andersson’s 10 favorite movies

 

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Commercials
‘Meticulously planned and often delivering a surprise ending, it’s easy to recognize a Roy Andersson commercial. He tends to focus on working class people in typical everyday situations somehow being screwed over by fate. Andersson uses a lot of what he calls “no mercy” lighting. He shows his audience exactly who the characters are, what they look like and what kind of world they live in. All flaws intact, Andersson gives his characters no place to hide. This is pretty much the standard for Andersson’s commercials. Andersson’s shooting style is very clean. His shots are set up much like a painting; everything you see in the shot is there for a reason. Otherwise, why shoot it? From the characters to the props to the actions, everything has a function and serves a purpose. Andersson consistently demonstrates extreme patience and complete control over his sets.’ — HP


collection, part 1


collection, part 2


collection, part 3


collection, part 4

 

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Interview

 

An Italian photo editor shot a fashion story inspired by your film A Swedish Love Story. He says he’s been obsessing over it ever since he first saw it.

Roy Andersson: I’m happy because that film seems as current to young people today as when I first made it. I guess it’s because themes like dreams and disappointment are timeless.

What inspired you to make the movie?

RA: I got the idea when I was assistant director at the set of Bo Wideberg’s Ådalen 31. At the hotel I found a women’s magazine with a picture of a 13-year-old girl wearing a knitted sweater. It radiated innocence and life optimism and I wanted to convey that onto film, and contrast it with the adult generation’s broken dreams. For the young generation in A Swedish Love Story—Pär and Annika—it’s about finding somebody to like. But the film is also about loneliness, which is most apparent in the portraits of Pär’s grandfather and Annika’s aunt.

That contrast works, you feel almost ill at ease watching it.

RA: That’s because you witness people humiliating themselves and each other. Humiliation is a subject I keep coming back to in all my films and it exists in every social group. What I essentially want to show is the vulnerability of the human being.

But A Swedish Love Story is also an idyllic portrait of first love. Who was your first love?

RA: In first grade I was in love with a classmate, her name was Mona. But she never knew.

Are you a romantic person?

RA: No.

Still you made a film that left me all starry-eyed and the imagery is beautiful. But it’s almost scary how Swedish it feels.

RA: That’s funny because at the time I was actually influenced by the Czech New Wave. Films like Loves of a Blonde and Closely Watched Trains were being shown at Swedish cinemas in the 60s and I was fascinated by how directors like Milos Forman, Jiri Menzel and Ewald Schorm managed to make the non-peculiar things in everyday life seem special by using a tender and humoristic tone. I wanted to recreate that ambience by using backlight and high focal lengths but towards the end I stepped away from that and closer to the imagery I use today.

Yeah, your style is very different now.

RA: My current aesthetic is inspired by expressionist and symbolist paintings, with the background depicted as carefully as the foreground. I find wide motifs more interesting than close-ups as they’re in depth and tell the story of people’s situations. It fuels my imagination and, by using such images, it becomes a film about human conditions, captured with a fixed easel or in my case a camera.

How did the idea of becoming a filmmaker come about?

RA: When I was 12, they showed Vittorio de Sica’s neorealist The Bicycle Thief at my youth centre. I think it’s the most empathic, human and intelligent film ever made. I was so moved by the fact that there were people out there who had taken upon them to make a film, told with such warmth and love of humanity, about socially unimportant people, like an unemployed family father being robbed of the bike he needs to get a job. It definitely influenced me to become a filmmaker.

Do you think growing up in the 50s or the “armchair decade” as you call it, made you socially aware?

RA: I grew up next to Gothenburg’s three big boat yards and, as I remember, they were never inactive. All I ever saw was hard working people and, with Europe having been bombed to pieces, business was good. But even though the welfare state was expanding and everyone had great faith in the future, there were still many injustices. I was impatient and wanted the process of equal rights and possibilities for everyone to go faster.

How come you only made two films in the 70s and then it took you 25 years until the next?

RA: My second film Giliap was a real fiasco, both audience and critique wise, and in addition to that, it had exceeded budget. I became the scapegoat and was left out in the cold. Only ad agencies would still get in touch, so I started making commercials in order to survive.

And now you’re one of the most renowned Swedish commercial directors. But considering you’re somewhat of a social activist, aren’t commercials against your principles?

RA: I’ve often been criticized for doing commercials but in my eyes, as long as you accept some kind of market, which I do, you also have to accept advertising. My commercials often take place in ordinary environments with ordinary people and with a splash of humor and distance. I work as meticulously on them as on my feature films.

Has that affected the way you make films?

RA: Doing commercials has allowed me to develop my aesthetic. Above all, it has taught me that a fixed image with no cuts communicates more effectively than a panning camera and hysterical editing. The latter is often a result of ill-considered or badly planned scenery. My commercials have been successful and have made it possible for me to build up my own production company and a studio with all the necessary equipment. I can now make movies again and this time irrespective of other producers.

It must take ages and cost loads to build up your distinctive settings.

RA: Yes, and to people who aren’t involved there’s a lot that seems crazy. When we built a full size train station for the recording of Songs From the Second Floor, a couple passing by looked into the humongous hangar and asked what went on. When they heard we went through all that trouble only to record a single movie scene, they couldn’t understand why we didn’t just use a real station instead. They got the answer that this would look much better. They were quiet for a while and then the man asked what would happen in the scene that required such a huge construction. When the answer was that it would feature a man squeezing his finger in the door, the couple left without a word.

That’s pretty funny. What makes you laugh?

RA: I’m amused by children’s or animals’ unadulterated behavior, but also by people’s odd character traits and ingenious formulations. I’m also very fond of practical jokes but my best one was never carried through.

What was it?

RA: When we recorded Ådalen 31, Bo Wideberg used his valuable Matisse collection as props in the setting for a factory owner’s mansion. One day we filmed at another location and a school class was given permission to visit the mansion, as it had historic value. The idea was to take the graphic sheets out of the Matisse frames, copy them and draw on the copies with crayons and write thank you’s from the children. I still wonder how he would have taken it, that Matisse collection was the apple of his eye.

Your comedies make fun of people’s desperation. Do you ever get a bad conscience?

RA: You might find them cruel at times but beneath the surface lies a very sad heart. Behind it, there is responsibility and love. It’s a protest.

Has that ever been misunderstood?

RA: When Songs From the Second Floor was shown in Stockholm, it was quite common that people in the audience rushed up to the ticket office and bawled at the staff about such a film being shown at all.

So it works then, you trigger people.

RA: I wouldn’t want an indifferent audience. Elie Wiesel said it best, “The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference.”

Rumors say Ingmar Bergman told you to never make another film after Giliap, I thought that’s why you didn’t make films for so long.

RA: That’s not true, but he did threaten me once when I was in film school. He was an inspector there and disliked left wing filmmakers, a field I felt I belonged to, mainly because of the unjust Vietnam War. I had filmed anti-war demonstrations with my yearly film quota and was called into Ingmar Bergman’s office. He told me that if I continued with that I would never get to do feature films.

But it’s well known that you two disliked each other.

RA: Let’s just say that I was never invited to his Fårö estate, which many other students were, and that I had no respect for him. To me, his aloofness was unacceptable. This was when the old authoritarian society was falling apart all over the world and Europe was loosing their colonies due to growing resistance movements. Still, Bergman was making apolitical films.

MoMA just put on a retrospective of your work.

RA: Yes! And I even agreed to let them show my school films that I don’t like that much.

What don’t you like about them?

RA: Back then I was more interested in focusing on a tone than on having a story. But the curator told me that New York is full of young dreaming filmmakers and that it’s inspiring for them to see how established filmmakers have evolved.

I read somewhere that you’ve decided to surrender and stop making films.

RA: I’ve actually decided to make another film. It will be a dynamic film with abrupt emotional turns called A Dove Sat on a Branch—and Thought About Existence. I’m in the midst of writing the manuscript. It’ll be about what doves are probably thinking about: “What is it that they’re doing, the humans?”

 

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9 of Roy Andersson’s 15 films

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About Endlessness (2019)
‘Maybe at the age of 78 he feels he’s approaching the end … of his career, of his life, of everything. Despite or because of it, Swedish auteur Roy Andersson has called his latest movie About Endlessness. And though this might not be his final film (a recent documentary hinted that he has been working on some new ideas) there is a paradox there. Just as he sees death looming up in the foreground, Andersson lifts his eyes beyond the finale of all flesh to the receding horizon of mysterious infinity, that minutely detailed distance that he always fabricates in his films.

About Endlessness is another of Andersson’s superb anthologies of the human condition: people with a zombie-white pallor enclosed in enigmatic tableaux, populating his utterly unique world of unreality and artificiality, scenes of tragicomedy inspired by Tati and Python and created with masterly model work and green-screen effects in the studio. He shows moments of all too human weakness, weariness, gentleness, bewilderment, despair; there are nauseating visions of war crimes, returning us to the genocidal horror he showed in his 1991 short film World of Glory.

‘Yet there are also scenes of hope, compassion and love. A wizened old man in a bar, whose windows show a glorious vista of snowfall, declaims to a roomful of strangers that it is “Fantastic … fantastic!” He’s right, though his rapture isn’t enough to convince the dentist we saw in the earlier scenes, slumped over the bar, his surgical mask now pulled down to his chin in proto-Covid exhaustion and misery.

‘And all of it has that unmistakeable compositional sense. I call it the Anderssonian Depth of Field. Striking images and poses happen under the camera’s nose, but the audience’s eye is led, as if on a rail track, out into the distance, to eerily mesmeric background scenes whose pin-sharp definition you find yourself inspecting for signs of independent life. In a church, on a bus, in a huge railway station concourse, there is enormous subsidiary pleasure in just noticing the background, which is as vividly alive as a waking dream.’ — Peter Bradshaw


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A Pigeon Sat On A Branch Reflecting on Existence (2014)
‘In the interval since his last film, Andersson has embraced hi-def digital cameras, which benefit his aesthetic enormously. Now, the helmer can ensure that even the far-distant background of every scene appears in sharp focus. Though the colors are dreary and the characters numb, compositionally speaking, there’s not a single dull frame in the entire film. Andersson thinks like a painter, following Edward Hopper’s example of enhancing loneliness by depicting it within a greater context. He shoots rooms at an angle, using perspective to direct our eyes toward the activity in adjacent rooms or on the other side of windows, instead of observing everything directly on axis, the way his similarly detail-oriented American namesake, Wes Anderson, insists on doing. In Pigeon, people go about their business in the dreary little boxes of their lives, but they don’t behave like marionettes on strings, but almost like actors on a stage, occasionally turning to address the audience. “Today I feel kind,” announces a cheesemonger, while his wife gestures to the audience to let us know she thinks he’s crazy. It’s unclear whether the shift to digital has allowed Andersson to manipulate his footage the way directors such as David Fincher and Ruben Ostlund do, using their locked-down cameras to make invisible nips and tucks. Regardless of the method, the film is a master class in comic timing, employing pacing and repetition with the skill of a practiced concert pianist.’ — Variety


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Day of Shooting. Oslo, Norway, June 2013


Day of Shooting, January 2013

 

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You, the Living (2007)
‘About half way into You, the Living, Roy Andersson’s brilliant comic dystopia, a psychiatrist walks through a waiting room packed with patients before entering his office, at which stage he delivers a thoroughly bleak assessment of the human condition. He has been a psychiatrist for 27 years and his profession has completely worn him out. “People demand to be happy at the same time as they are egocentric, selfish and ungenerous,” he says matter-of-factly. “I’d like to be honest and say they are quite simply mean, most of them. I’ve stopped trying to make a mean person happy. I just prescribe pills, the stronger the better.” The next time we see him, he is stepping out of an elevator to leave work and he holds his hand to his heart. Not only has the doctor not healed himself, he looks as defeated as his patients claim to be. He is a one-man Bleak Chorus. You, the Living takes its title from Goethe’s Roman Elegies, 1790, in which readers are reminded to appreciate whatever good fortune they have because it most assuredly won’t last. “Be pleased, you living one, in your delightfully warmed bed, before Lethe’s ice-cold wave will lick your escaping foot.” Lethe, the River of Oblivion, flowed through Hades, and in drinking its waters the shades of the dead forgot their earthly lives. Given the unrelentingly bleak outlook of the characters in the film, you could easily think that slaking themselves on such a tonic would constitute good advice. For the most part, whether screaming about their husband’s tuba practice, or yelling racist insults in a barber shop, they lead lives of noisy desperation. Characteristically, Andersson has a bit of fun with his own filmic epigraph. In the ninth of the 50 short scenes that make up You, the Living, a commuter train stops and the passengers begin to disembark. The air is thick with mist and the mood somber, but the emptying out is ridiculous; so many people pile out of the train that you’re reminded of a Volkswagen Guinness World Record gag. The joke is classic Andersson, a filmmaker who seems a cinematic first cousin to Buster Keaton, Samuel Beckett and Eugene Ionesco.’ — Border Crossings


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Songs From The Second Floor (2000)
Songs From The Second Floor, which had its world premiere at the 2000 Cannes Film Festival, was the first film he made in his mature style. (His first two features, 1970’s A Swedish Love Story and 1975’s Giliap, are much more conventional. It took him a quarter-century to re-emerge on the big screen.) It consists of 46 shots/scenes, any one of which would work beautifully for this column. Masochistically, I’ve chosen to discuss the one that I have no idea how he achieved. Though the film’s narrative is sparse and oblique, it gradually becomes clear that something apocalyptic is going on; we meet a number of odd characters (all played by actors chosen primarily for their atypical physiognomy), then watch as the world seems to go to hell around them. The wealthy and powerful, it seems, have made plans to escape—it’s implied that this involves leaving the planet entirely, somehow—and near the end of the film they’re seen at what we might as well call an airport, though it only vaguely resembles any check-in area in the real world. Whatever frustrations you’ve experienced standing in lines, it’s a walk in the park compared to this nightmare.’ — The AV Club


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World of Glory (1991)
‘A plain, ordinary man tells us about his work as a real-estate broker, his dead father, his ordinary home and so on in a naturalistic voice, lacking any emotions, looking straight into the camera.’ — Mattias Thuresson


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Something Happened (1987)
‘In 24 absurd scenes, Roy Andersson illustrates various aspects of the crisis surrounding the AIDS epidemic. The film was commissioned by the Swedish National Board of Health, which disowned it, and was not distributed until several years later.’ — Cinematheque Quebec


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Giliap (1975)
‘Roy Andersson premiered his second feature-length film, Giliap, in 1975. The film is a marked departure from A Swedish Love Story, and that is no accident. Success brought pressure onto Andersson to make A Swedish Love Story II. But he didn’t want to be someone who churned out yet another film in the same spirit, and then one more… So he changed style drastically in Giliap. Andersson had great hopes for the film, but it found neither a public nor positive reviews. Giliap did, however, win a larger reception abroad, especially in France. Yet despite its meagre successes in Sweden, the film is interesting, not least aesthetically. For here one finds the first seeds of Andersson’s distinctive film style. In Giliap, actor Thommy Berggren plays a wandering day-labourer who takes employment at the fading Hotel Busarewski. The hotel is run by a wheelchair-bound misanthrope who harshly deals out orders to his staff as he reminisces about Busarewski’s former golden days. In this film Andersson introduces his social criticism in a more nuanced and stylised manner than before, and strikes a tone for his future work. The symbolism in the film is compelling; the powerlessness that the three main characters feel in their work and their living situations reflects a hopeless society in miniature. They are entirely trapped within a hierarchical order.’ — Worlds Cinema


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A tribute to “Giliap”

 

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A Swedish Love Story (1970)
‘Roy Andersson made his first film in 1970, a tale of adolescent love set against the backdrop of a cruel tableau of the petite bourgeoisie wedged between conformity and frustration. Rediscovered now, A Swedish Love Story (En Kärlekshistoria) shows the inauguration of a critical gaze that has never deviated from its just distance. Fifteen year-old Pär (Rolf Sohlman) and fourteen year-old Annika (Ann-Sofie Kylin) fall in love: around them swirl parents, friends, rivals – a series of microcosms which evoke a society apparently permissive, but secretly in tatters. According to a type of approach which the filmmaker will systematise in his subsequent works, the film proceeds in large, almost autonomous sequence-blocks, beginning with a visit involving the families of both adolescents to their close relations in a nursing home (this is, in fact, where the youths first meet), and ending with a party in a country estate where Annika’s parents are received by Pär’s family. A Swedish Love Story, in its manner of elaborating only the subtlest tones, never descends into caricature. Even the most pitiful characters are not left as mere cartoons; they retain a tragic humanity, and their ordinary drama is not just a demonstration of existential absurdity. In this light, Annika and Pär, in their awakening love, might be able to hope for some meaning in their lives.’ — Positif


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Saturday October 5th (1969)
‘Roy Andersson’s third student film project. Using the type of loosely connected storytelling structure that is later found in A Swedish Love Story, the film follows a young man during 24 hours and relates his relationships with his mother, his girlfriend and friends.’ — MUBI


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p.s. Hey. ** Jamie F, Hey, Jamie. That comparison is one of those things where the more you think about it the less it makes any sense at all and the better it gets. But I love the idea that the author had thought out the full implications of his metaphor and couldn’t think of a more accurate descriptor. Laziness is only useful when your writing is excepted from it. But then I guess it isn’t actually laziness. Never mind. Yeah, it sounds we’re on the same writer page. Works for me. Super important to be supportive, I think. How is your friend’s novel if you can say? No, I only saw the ‘CMBYN’ film, I haven’t read the book. Is it better than the film? (I didn’t like the film). Thanks, bon day! ** Lucas, Howdy, Lucas. You should read the escort profiles before I edit them. They were two or three times longer for one thing, Maybe I should get a job as the literary advisor to horny guys trying to score online. June, that’s soon. Three more years though, wow. Germany is serious. But I assume their education system is probably fairly stellar and a help? The 9th arr. shouldn’t be too bad, Olympics crowds-wise, if you come. There’s no sports happening there. If you come, hit me up if you want meet and have a coffee or something. I’m in the 8th arr., pretty close. Thanks about the film. We’re in a big mess at the moment, but we’ve been in many of them, and they always pass eventually. I too am curious about the ‘Queer’ film. Daniel Craig being the star is very strange but potentially very interesting. We’ll see. How is your week proceeding so far? ** _Black_Acrylic, Ha ha, yes. I guess he’s hoping for some rich dude to import him to where the waves are. Yesterday was a shitty day with big film shit going on, but PT is cued up to insinuate me into my day ahead, so no more delays. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Yeah, right? Because, like, wizard’s sleeves are about things coming out of them not into them, am I right? But maybe the writer was hinting around at the escort’s voluminous prolapse? Prolapses are kind of like fancy sleeves, I guess? No one’s mentioned this, but I have to add unequivocally that [love] has amazing landscaping and cleaning skills! He can also cook and fully service a swimming pool! Jesus!, G. ** Justin D, Hi, J. I know, bringmethere is/was such an amazing bargain. Yeah, me too re: the ultra-hyped. I still haven’t seen ‘Poor Things’. Its hype still has a bit more dying out to do before … How was your day today, for instance? ** Oscar 🌀, Hi, O. Really, surfing’s a thing in Glasgow? That’s interesting. Glaswegians are dreamers? I don’t think having a dog is a Parisian thing. Really, they’re so rarely sighted. It makes sense since living quarters here and pricey and not immense for the most part, but still. Same deal with NYC, but you can’t walk half a block there without either seeing a dog or stepping in its poop. I’m assuming Parisians are cat people. Or maybe parrot people? I think the hardback FLUNKER is going to be pretty sleek and slim and okay other than the basic stiffness problem. Enjoy your today’s ride. ** Sypha, Ah, okay, about that ritual’s practicality. Cool, because that doesn’t kill its lovely eccentricity. Anytime you’re ready to do a Batman Day, the blog is and will remain hungry and plaintive-eyed. You diva! I don’t think I even know what the Pleasant genre involves. Maybe I can guess. Surely one of those Neo-Decadence adjacent presses would be into it? Good, I’m glad you’re in one of your very productive phases. Always the best times. ** Steve, Here’s hoping the canal process is easy. Mine took three visits, but they weren’t time consuming. I’ve come across escorts and slaves who mention they work in haunted houses or at Universal Horror Nights a few times, but I think that’s it. It’s a fetish waiting to happen. Does SOPHIE have anything to do with Sophie? Thanks, I’ll visit that article. Sounds very instructive. Thanks! ** Harper, Hi. Oh, right, ‘Castle Faggot’ kind of has the French monster thing nailed down. I still think that might be the best novel ever. The New York Times Book Review would disagree. I’m doing a reading with Derek in NYC in October. I’m excited. I liked Ashbery’s Rimbaud translation. But I’m such a massive Ashbery fan, so … My favorite translation is Enid Peschel’s, but, yes, it was the first one I read. I speak very piss poor French, so I’m no judge at all. I know it’s supposedly much easier to translate French lit into English than vice versa, they say. That doesn’t sound dumb at all: Toto the dog. So the escorts, or at least one of them, had a successful blog day yesterday. Yes! ** Dom Lyne, Hey, Dom! Stuff’s mostly good if not entirely, but such is life. That’s great about your audio-play getting so close. Our film almost got into the Cannes Film Festival, and that’s almost as good a bit of news as getting in. You sound busy good, which is the best kind of good. The film is virtually finished but for several days’ final polishing, and it’s currently waiting for yeses or nos from a few film festivals. Hugs and love right back. ** Corey Heiferman, It was a pretty solid quip fest this month, yes. I think you should take over the Marco Vassi Day assignment if you want because I think otherwise it will die on my vine. I used to spend every summer as a teen on Maui, Hawaii, which is beach central, and it had its charms other than severe sunburn a couple of times, but, if I have my druthers, I like beaches only at night or maybe dusk. Maybe. ** Right. I am very fond of Roy Andersson’s meticulous, melancholy, amusing films, and I am sharing him with you today. See you tomorrow.

“My name is Toto named after the dog in Wizard of Oz by my parents.”

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– Young appearance
– Very tight pink hole
– Naturally smooth
– Feminine body: wide hips, long legs, small shoulders, soft face

schizo_boy (Owner) – May 5, 2024
Shut up if you know me.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Polish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
S&M Ask
FF Ask
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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TheySayIamCute, 22
Miami

Who would like to take me to a small town in Italy for a weekend so I can see my dying grandmother and you can lick me the entire time. Don’t worry I’ve been licked by lots of men. I love to show off my bod and having men lick me and tell me what a delicious boy I am gets my heart racing and my dick leaking. If you can do this for me I promise we will both be the happiest humans ever!

Guestbook of TheySayIamCute

EdsbeGores – May 1, 2024
Good evening, this young man was reported missing in August 2023, and was found dead in France at the beginning of January.

Anonymous – July 29, 2024
As soon as I saw him naked I couldn’t control myself, which is good.

TheySayIamCute (Owner) – June 26, 2024
I HAVEN’T HAD ANY PLASTIC SURGERY, no facial filler, no dental fixative, no contact lens or any other aesthetic procedure.

Zhudson – June 26, 2023
I highly recommend his succulent feet.

TheySayIamCute (Owner) – June 13, 2023
I take my health very seriously gym 4/5 times a week, push pull, leg split. I don’t skip leg day, especially squats which, with genetics, lead to my beautiful peach ass that seems to turn on you lot, and I love flaunting it.

Livestylegay – June 13, 2023
Taste him to enjoy life.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Italian
Position Side
Dick L – Cut
S&M No
FF No
Kissing Yes
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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ItsmeJoe, 24
Dusseldorf

I AM JOE THE ESCORT. I INVITE YOU TO GET ME DRUNK AND HAVE SEX WITH ME. WE CAN FUCK EACH OTHER, SUCK EACH OTHER, EAT EACH OTHERS BALLS AND ASSES, SUCK MOUTHS, DRINK OUR FLUIDS, AND YOU CAN ALSO ADD ANY TYPE OF FETISH BECAUSE I AM COMPLETELY HORNY AND DECOMPLICATED WHEN I’M DRUNK.

Guestbook of ItsmeJoe

Hornyallthetime – May 9, 2024
Listen up, Joe. I’m looking for a sugar baby to spoil with my riches and treasure. I’ll willingly to pay you 500$ twice weekly. No bank information needed. You won’t pay any money for anything if you’re my sugar baby. I’m ready to pay you now. Text me on 305 734 2154.

ItsmeJoe (Owner) – May 7, 2024
CROSS ME AND I WILL DISPOSE OF YOU.

normal_guy_101 – May 7, 2024
There are millions of hot asses in the world and this little criminal has one of them.

ItsmeJoe (Owner) – May 2, 2024
I AM WHAT I AM.

CallmeKing – May 2, 2024
belongs to a gang that exploits, blackmails, steals from johns – various negative comments that confirm this have been deleted, whoever falls for this, sorry you have been warned.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages German, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
S&M Yes
FF Active/Passive
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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Bobbythebitch, 18
London

Do you like young asses? I am a boy who loves having my ass pleasured by a man’s tongue and mouth. I get great pleasure in a tongue sliding around in my hole and rectum. The most important thing is your willingness to pleasure my ass with your tongue for as long as I need and demand. I will ride your face while I am doing something else. You will please me by moving your face around, using your tongue, mouth, and nose as tools. I will allow you some air from time to time, but primarily I will try to smother you because I really enjoy it if you put up a struggle for fresh air. Not to worry, I’ll let you live to come back for more. My pleasure is the focus, not yours. If you enjoy it, it’s your luck but I don’t care. The session ends when I have had enough, not when you have.

Guestbook of Bobbythebitch

AsianTwunk – May 13, 2024
Nerd dud

atomic – May 10, 2024
Beautiful young ass both inside and out. It was a pleasure to be with not only because of its beauty, but also its viability and depth. I enjoyed its company immensely! I would highly recommend Bobby to anyone who would want a handsome, personable young ass. Especially the hole, it could blind a person.

Bobbythebitch (Owner) – May 7, 2024
I was bored also, you jerk. You eat like a bird.

BornTodoit – May 7, 2024
This boy wants to be expensive like a Ferrari, but he is more like an Alpha Romeo, Lexus, maximum an Audi.

Gaynastymike – May 4, 2024
You can eat his ass like a fat guy (me) eats cake.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position No answer
Dick S – Uncut
S&M No
FF No
Kissing Depends
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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pig_of_sorts, 21
Philadelphia

Total straight guy, big dicked, perpetually low on cash, get strange urges to fuck male ass, so I’ve turned going through with that into one of my jobs.

Guestbook of pig_of_sorts

DirtyScout – May 10, 2024
Everything about you is success.

Palermo16 – May 5, 2024
You made me a better me.

KingNothing – May 3, 2024
Punctual, huge cock, really rams it in, takes a long time to release his sauce.

donotmentionself – Apr 30, 2024
My girlfriend and I, both 20years old, were very turned on by his pics and hired him to take care of us both. When we opened the door we were shocked because he is looking far better and sexier even than his pics. We sat, chatted and drank for sometime. Then he asked my girlfriend to change her clothes in front of him as he wanted to see her body. My girlfriend found that rude so she said no. Then he asked me to make my girlfriend nude quickly. I said let’s wait. At that he reached over and crushed my balls with great force. I was in so much pain so I followed his order and made my girlfriend nude. I should say my girlfriend is very cute, she gets hit on wherever she goes. She had forgotten to shave her pussy which the escort requested before meet. So the escort stood-up and came near to my girlfriend and pinched and wrenched her nipples so hard she started crying. Then he called over to me and said take care of it.

I followed his order and shaved my girlfriend’s pussy. In the mean time he continued to twist and bite my girlfriend’s breasts, chewing them so hard I thought he was going to rip them off with his teeth and by then my girlfriend’s whole chest was scarlet. I should say his cock was very hard by this point.

Then he ordered me to take off his clothes. I did and, my god, there was a massive, thick cock is hanging between his legs. Me and my girlfriend got scared. Then he ordered me to sit in one corner and told my girlfriend to give him deep blow job. She started but she couldn’t take that huge dick very deep. Now the escort turned real wild and brutal and hardcore. He slapped my girlfriend, pulled her hair and fucked her throat violently. She puked. The escort called me over and made me lick up all the puke. I licked up all the puke and swallowed it.

Then he spit on my girlfriend’s asshole and in one go shoved his giant dick up her ass. She screamed and started bleeding. But the escort did not care and kept fucking her like a madman. I was watching everything and really enjoying it. His dick got messy due to the blood and some shit streaks. Then he asked my girlfriend to clean his dick with her mouth and then give me a passionate kiss with that dirty mouth which she did.

Then he fucked my girlfriend’s ass for more than an hour. Then came on her face. He didn’t stop here. He dragged my girlfriend in our bedroom and threw her on our bed and then he fisted her pussy. He ass raped and fisted my girlfriend’s pussy for the entire night and during the duration he peed in my and her mouths multiple times. We both enjoyed it a lot. Soon we will plan to meet him again and we have decided to have sex with him only.

nowyes – Apr 26, 2024
This young man fucks you so so so … so so long, deep and mercilessly and … I advise you to be patient.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Top only
Dick L – Cut
S&M Yes
FF Active
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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bringmethere, 18
Orlando

I’m new to the sugardaddy lifestyle and have never been sugar but I have always dreamed about it and now I would like to finally try it in real life. I’m looking to move in with someone in florida and be their full time sex toy. I would like to do whatever they want while there and I would like to try out lots of different things. If you like me, I will gladly pack my bags and move in.

I have a car, I pack and travel light, I have no pets, I’m masculine and straight looking on the outside. Not a femboy. Still a little boyish. Young looking for my age. Smooth shaved face and little body hair. Ready to move in whenever you’re ready for me. I would like you to work in the area and have money to pay my various bills and also to give me some money in return for giving you sex.

Guestbook of bringmethere

virginboy – May 9, 2024
Stay away from here.

SamTaylor – May 8, 2024
I’m no doctor but his fixation on having things inside his ass seems like an addiction. In other words, don’t anticipate meaning anything to him yourself.

remcofooty – May 6, 2024
climbable, cum-worthy, breedable f*ggot and a dweeb on top of all that.

bringmethere (Owner) – May 4, 2024
I can contribute a new LG Washer & Dryer and a 2018 Subaru Forester to the household.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Cut
S&M Soft
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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CubanSurfer, 23
Havana

My name is K, I’m a latin boy passionate about two things, surfing and getting fisted. Everything else I tolerate.

Guestbook of CubanSurfer

CubanSurfer (Owner) – May 8, 2024
If for some weird reason you want me to top you, I’ve got seven fat inches and can fuck you into oblivion.

mrtwist – May 8, 2024
🍩🤛🏽❄️

KinkyNurse – May 3, 2024
Just a hottish guy who has messed up fisting and anal stretching goals but he’s really kinky and fucked up.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Some
Smoker No
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
S&M Soft
FF Passive
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 250$
Overnight Rate 1200$

 

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YourBoyGustavo, 18
São Paulo

Hes 16 and im r3nting him and hes submissive af 🙂 older men> $> if he dont make u shoot at least 3 loads u are either strt or dead. 🔥

Im also s3lling him as a 24/7 skinny sex slave >4ever> starting bid 500 – current bid 1000.

Guestbook of YourBoyGustavo

YourBoyGustavo (Owner) – May 7, 2024
Hes not on Prep and i don’t test him for HIV and i don’t know what hes spreading around to others.

SmartAndHard19891 – May 7, 2024
Nice boy who makes it a little too clear that he’s being forced to do this.

YourBoyGustavo (Owner) – May 2, 2024
No will i pay for an uber do not say u want to cum breed him then ask for gas money or an Uber.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Portuguese, English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
S&M Soft
FF Active/Passive
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 80$
Overnight Rate 200$

 

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for_special_needs, 21
Rome

Are you in a special mood and just want to go for it?

You don’t like conversation and you are focused on ass?

Perfect! I am just a hole and … how deep? Up to you!!

Guestbook of for_special_needs

Powerman – May 6, 2024
His ass should be a Unesco World Heritage Site.

for_special_needs (Owner) – May 1, 2024
I use my mind.

50latinos – May 1, 2024
I was one of a group of give guys who hired you a few months back. We fucked you for hours and I mean HOURS (late afternoon straight through till morning), and I’m just curious – what do you take to keep you going? I didn’t see you eat or drink or pop pills or inject anything the whole time, so how did you do that?

WhenSlutPigsFly – Apr 28, 2024
THANK YOU TO MEET THE BEST BOY ASS EVER!!! Your ass was AMAZING. So fresh, so hot, so wonderful. I have never seen such a perfect extreme hot boy’s ass before!!! It gave everything I wanted!

MasterFuckYou – Apr 22, 2024
He has an ass like a wizard’s sleeve

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages Italian, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 600€

 

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Notmyrealname, 21
Prague

I am the twink porn star Kris Drew, and my boyfriend Marvin, 27, is my manager for escorting services. I am autistic, have ADHD, a lazy eye, and have trouble communicating verbally, but I assure you I understand the full implications of anal sex. We accept in-calls only in central Prague. Or if you’d like to sit and watch me bottom for someone who loves me (Marvin) that’s also on the table.

Guestbook of Notmyrealname

Badguy – May 12, 2024
He is very enthusiastic, and I had the feeling that he has enough energy to inspire the whole world!

Notmyrealname (Owner) – May 11, 2024
Martin watching me take loads at the fan Breed and Greet event said the count ended at 32.

Notmyrealname (Owner) – May 6, 2024
Organizing a Breed and Greet event for my fans where they would get a chance to use my hole, chat to me and take a photo with me for free. Message me for the details.

Thor:Love&Thunder – May 5, 2024
Caution, I did a thorough search, and there is no porn performer under the name of Kris Drew.

Notmyrealname (Owner) – May 3, 2024
If my maths and the tally marks on my thighs are correct… I took at least 19 loads today.

immeim – May 3, 2024
i saw you mentioned on tiktok and was just interested by the comments😭 you seem fun tho yay

Notmyrealname (Owner) – Apr 29, 2024
Just helped two ex-lovers bond by breeding me together 😚

Notmyrealname (Owner) – Apr 25, 2024
Being an autistic bottom who dislikes rude people is funny because you can call me a worthless f*g and fuck my brains into mush and that’s fine but if you message me a “???” cos I haven’t replied to your message within five minutes I will block you.

gustaff – Apr 21, 2024
I thought someone so cute can’t be as easy as he self-portrays, but I just met him…and guess what: Maybe it’s his autism, but I forgot all about money, client, escort and so on and just fucked and fucked and fucked him. It was so incredible, I cried.

Notmyrealname (Owner) – Apr 18, 2024
When he slides his cock inside your hole and immediately asks “fuck how many loads are in there?” 😩

Notmyrealname (Owner) – Apr 15, 2024
Getting pre-loaded with anonymous loads at the sauna before my date tonight so my client can use them as lube later 😇

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Czech, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 120€
Overnight Rate 250€

 

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golddigga, 24
Madrid

I consider myself good at everything hahahaha it’s a joke. Love sex not monotony. I want money. I like to experiment and I’m bi because I like the ticket.

I had a serious girlfriend but she died of cancer 3 months ago. Since then I have been depressed and drunk.

Guestbook of golddigga

golddigga (Owner) – May 7, 2024
From now on I’ll only meet feminine, skinny guys under 32.

intomyownpleasure – May 7, 2024
If you’re sexually frustrated and horny enough he will do.

golddigga (Owner) – May 3, 2024
Jesus watches me🔥

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Average
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
S&M Ask
FF Ask
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 65€
Overnight Rate 170€

 

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FonzdeJong, 20
Nijmegen

If you have a big cock and just wanna hang out lowkey with Tina, booze, g, m, etc, partying really loosens me.
I’m a boy with a pussy, yes, a boy with a pussy AND an asshole, I was born with them, and they are beautiful and rare and VERY WET, and they will turn you crazy.
Random booty and pussy bumps are great, Cialis is great.
I’m a bit shy about how open and loose I can get in different positions.
After pnp and booze, etc. I love choking on cock with rough throat fucking and my holes plowed and filled over and over.
Not quite sure what my limits might be so just keep going.
No matter how old, no matter where, no matter who.

Guestbook of FonzdeJong

FonzdeJong (Owner) – May 11, 2024
C.🅰️.💲.H. Ⓜ️.E. 0️⃣UT.

Trent – May 10, 2024
I’m gay but I’ve always wanted to fuck a girl once, and thought I’d finally let my intrusive thoughts win. Thanks for your help haha.

TonyScott – May 8, 2024
Vaginas are interesting, but I still I find solace in the simplicity of an ass.

I’msoldier – May 5, 2024
The images are correct. I rang the bell downstairs. And he opens the door for me at the top of the third floor, naked. He’s a little flouncy for a boy but we started. Plied him with booze, T, and weed then I spanked his ass and ate his pussy and he blew me. And I fucked both of them hard. He is worth the money. You can’t complain about 50 per hour. Gladly again. Fonz the horny whore in Nijmegen.

FonzdeJong (Owner) – May 5, 2024
I can unfortunately get pregnant without a condom.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Dutch, English
Position Bottom only
Dick No answer
S&M Soft
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 150€

 

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Toto, 18
Munich

My name is Toto named after the dog in Wizard of Oz by my parents.

I only came out as a sissy slut 3 months ago and I’m now living it up 24/7.

I’ll spread my hole for anyone, I just need dick, been craving it since elementary school.

Recently I’ve been swallowing hormones from the black market to become even more feminine.

Let’s get you laid.

Guestbook of Toto

102386latino – May 10, 2024
Now you’re charging for it?!? Since when?!?

Curdloadingguy – May 10, 2024
Let make ur puss seeded by my curd loading for free.

Analhunter99 – May 8, 2024
Toto is for sure one of the best fuck holes around, non-stop hard deep fucking, again and again, hours fly by, more and more. You think you’ll want a break? Not with Toto, his ass demands your cock, it drags your cock inside like a Tsunami, all the time whistling like a Disney princess, over again and again and again! I only stopped because he was almost unconscious. A little more English would have been cool, but otherwise everything was GREAT!

dotcomforme – May 7, 2024
Obvs filtered face shots, but not far off.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Asian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Thai, German, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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Urfavoritesugarbabies, 19
Berlin

Twink couple from Poland are in Berlin for the next 2-3 weeks if we don’t find a Sugardaddy we will move to another city.

Guestbook of Urfavoritesugarbabies

MarkMiller – May 3, 2024
Complacent, narcissistic, narrow-minded, with superiority complexes to compensate for their inferiority (it’s so banal), who paraphrase themselves like dogs trying to catch their tails, who have so little culture that they do not even know that their “brilliant” ideas have already been created, stated, criticized, denounced twenty years or even twenty centuries ago, stupid to the point of being convinced that giving their opinion or making a comment on Facebook makes their words gospel. But it is true that the twink with the bangs is so hot that I was willing to waste time being conciliatory and patient with his mediocrity and imbecility.

Onlyforyourculture – Apr 30, 2024
They’re not intelligent. If you take them out to showcase as trophies to your friends, do it for their looks, not their brains.

RUTHLESS_BEAST – Apr 27, 2024
believe me when I say you boys would love spending time with me and believe me when I say I have a huge cock

BreadlyBear – Apr 22, 2024
They’re bland as fuck… until you’re not.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages Polish, Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
S&M Ask
FF Ask
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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POOP, 18
Los Angeles

I am a SoCal teen femboy but 4 tonight I am POOP

Drug me, popper me, hypno me. I am POOP! I am POOP. I am made of poop, I smell like poop, I look like poop, feel like poop. I am POOP

I am depraved, stinky, being an animal, crying feeling like the scum of the earth like cattle like monkey dump like poop. I love lots of filth, BDSM, Raunch, Degradation, Satan, Crying, RAPE… just for starters👹

Here to be honest about the fact that I run away from my filth a lot. I’ve been here and gotten scared of my darkness and ran away but tonight I’m not running. I’m listening to hypno accepting my place… I AM POOP!

Guestbook of POOP

Friendlyandsocial – May 10, 2024
what do i put here

POOP (Owner) – May 9, 2024
Biggest beyhive member in Southern California

POOP (Owner) – May 8, 2024
If you manage to tie me up, it’s free for all the hours you can keep me tied up.

Jmano2 – May 7, 2024
Life’s short so why not

POOP (Owner) – May 4, 2024
My last account (loveitsloppy) was deleted because someone really horrible and biologically related to me catfished me with a fake photo and raped me and threatened to tell my dad I’m gay which made here seem like a bad place to be but I’m back because its just a part of life and not the end of me.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 1300$

 

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weloveflowers, 19
Lodi

Top dad and bottom Twink couple looking for another Top. Strictly only threesome, dad and you fucking twink etc. Inexperience not a problem (Dad can teach you hehe). Twink is exclusively bottom but sometimes into eating hole, or mine at least.

Guestbook of weloveflowers

RimCardashian – May 10, 2024
Vanilla dad and twink who enjoy regular sex and a standard relationship model. Nothing wrong with that, as long as you’re having fun. I didn’t.

MisterActor – May 7, 2024
I was hoping for a lot more “etc”.

weloveflowers (Owner) – May 5, 2024
This isn’t something we do often but he’s really wanting it and I will do anything to please him.

sam100 – May 2, 2024
I like your bf because he looks warm.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Asian
Body Hair Little
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Italian, Japanese, Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Cut
S&M Soft
FF Ask
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 250€

 

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MerlinSt0ned, 18
Paris

Breaking into the Escort Community of Paris and being bent over counters by top after top. Flirtatious boy whose butt has gotten me everything I have since puberty. I may look like the epitome of innocence, but I’m a submissive whore when a Daddy is willing to pay me, yet beware, I’m a power bottom that if I want something more from you, I’m going to try and take it. Best have those restraints ready if you want me at the going price.

Guestbook of MerlinSt0ned

PozzingBoyhole – Apr 29, 2024
You won’t regret it but you’ll also forget you ever did it.

MerlinSt0ned (Owner) – Apr 27, 2024
I’m a natural blonde including blonde public hair (I know, weird).

cumlive – Apr 26, 2024
No one’s mentioned this, but I have to add unequivocally that this twink has amazing landscaping and cleaning skills! He can also cook and fully service a swimming pool! Jesus!

BobTheConstructor – Apr 20, 2024
His ass is still so charismatic even though I’ve had it many times and considering how much I have done with it.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 400€

 

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YoursTruly, 23
Glasgow

I am an escort who has no identity, no soul or name Sir. I am simply an object to be paid for Sir. I have no standards or limits if money’s involved Sir. My purpose is to serve You for money by any means Sir. I am a commodity, commodities have no opinions Sir. You are my Superior Sir, for enough money you have the right to use me however you like Sir. As a purchasable male I have no business refusing or resisting You or any other You’s you decide to share me with Sir. I humbly hope my cock and holes are good enough for you to consider paying for Sir. I surf, skate and play football so I am hot Sir.

Guestbook of YoursTruly

YoursTruly (Owner) – May 8, 2024
I can stick my dick in your mouth until you tell me to cum and I’m proud of knowing how to control my urges to bust a nut when you tell me to.

Sissy_boy709 – May 8, 2024
I am hungry for your cock. Meet me today in water escape park, as I am coming with my relatives today so want to have a seductive fantasy of fun there.

YoursTruly (Owner) – May 6, 2024
The biggest goal of this escort is being put up for sale in a market, put on display, naked so that potential buyers can come and inspect, grope and finger me, and a Sugardaddy saying “I’ll take the blond”, then leading me away to be loaded in a vehicle and taken off to be used sexually, denied luxuries like furniture use, clothing, warm water, or anything that he deems too luxurious for me until he grows tired of me and sells me at a profit entirely for his benefit, with no regard for me. I’m just a dumb blond.

Anton – May 6, 2024
Best night of your or anyone’s life.

MAX – May 4, 2024
I have a huge horse cock. I live to facefuck. My endurance is feared. 2 – 6 hours is no problem for me. My first time with him I could tell he was scared. I put the poppers bottle to his nose, and then it was a lot easier. I said let’s try and if it doesn’t fit we can do something else, and I started to push it inside, whispering relax, don’t be scared, trust me it will feel good, and by then I was already fully in his throat and I could see his pain changing to warmth, and I felt like we were one and I said, see I told you.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
S&M Yes
FF Active/Passive
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200£
Overnight Rate 600£

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Thanks, yeah, I’m still trying to find the potential fun in the Olympics invasion. You never know. I would like our original producer’s face to look like a superimposition of all those masks at the same time, thank you. Love has an ass like a wizard’s sleeve, G. ** Charalampos, Hi. There’s going to be a UK edition of FLUNKER in a few weeks, and that should be cheaper to have sent. It’s going to be hardcover book, but hopefully that won’t up the price. Congrats on the renovation. Strange uncle. Love adjacent vibeage from sunny here. ** Joe, Hi. Well, check it a little. I like the works, but they’re not me doing the totally unexpected. I’m way all for short books too, for 100% sure. Very exciting about HD#2 galloping or yours or you both’s! Yay! ** Lucas, Hi, Lucas. I prefer the masks too, I think. Makes total sense. Halloween is my golden time after all. Congrats on the final finishing, and awesome about the story. I like working with pre-set forms too, although I never seem to be able to not deliberately fuck them up. Let your confidence build, yeah, just don’t fight it. It’ll take over maybe before you expect it to. Thanks about FLUNKER. So, finals … is school over for the term? Are you heading into being relatively free? ** Oscar 🌀, That’s probably because I’m always downing coffee while I write the p.s. Maybe that buzz is catching. The best old Frankenstein movie in my opinion is ‘Bride of Frankenstein’. ‘Frankenstein vs/ the Wolfman’ is pretty shitty but fun. I was told the UK one would appear a few weeks later, but I’ll ask the powers that be if they can be any more specific. I think it’s going to be a hardcover book, unlike the US one, for some reason. No cinema, but I hung with some good friends and, yes, drank a lot of coffees while doing so. It’s strange but I’ve never seen anyone in my neighborhood walking a dog. Ever. Weird, right? But I’ll find one somehow and excite them too. I hope you encounter an actual human who’s excited by your appearance and proximity. ** Jamie F, Hi. Thanks. Oh, I didn’t mind being tagged like that. It’s weird in France that saying a book is ‘trash’ is not a negative thing. When I first got here people would say ‘your work is trash’ but they meant it as a compliment. Very odd. Good, good, me too on the cultivated life. It makes such a difference, right? Great. ‘Plot serves the concept’, that sounds really promising. Say more when you to get a place where you want to say more. Hm, yeah, I follow my excitement. I’ve had what I thought were great ideas for a novel, but then I end up veering off in a completely weird direction instead, and then the great idea finds me. It’s an interesting power relationship: you x/vs the writing. I hope you have an awesome day too. Was it? ** _Black_Acrylic, Yes, sir. I think today is my P Therapy day. I’m in the middle of a bunch of film hell, and I need a Robinsonian break. ** Sypha, ‘“hand out” characters to “own” is a nice phrase. And activity. You should watch the documentary ‘The Wolfpack’. The family in that is a much more extreme role-play oriented bunch than your family, but it might interest you. I’ve never read ‘Frankenstein’. Or ‘Dracula’. Weird. Thanks about the book, man. What are you working on? ** A, Hey, A! Good to see ya! I figured you were in the middle of a lot re: book and post-book. I haven’t seen ‘Challengers’. I don’t know if I will, honestly. The film is inches from being finished and is under consideration by some festivals, and we’ll see. Zac and I will go to LA to do the cast & crew screening as soon as it’s finished, probably or hopefully in June. Summer: just kill me now. 30 is nothing, man. It just gets better (for a while) from there on in. Love back. ** Steve, Hi. I had a root canal a couple of years ago. It actually wasn’t that bad. Ah, thanks for the opinion on the doc. ** Bernard Welt, I did wonder if that post might suck you in. Everyone, You guys want to see the syllabi for a class Bernard Welt taught called ‘Hum I Children of Frankenstein’? I suspect you do. Go here if so. Agree, agree, re: the films. Slapping and choking are very popular in gay porn right now from what I’ve seen. It’s gotten so the porn seems listless when they’re excluded. I’m here and will be and will very happy to see you as quickly post-arrival as you so wish. There will be very little if any Olympics presence in the 10th where you are. Around me, it’s borderline suffocating already. ** Joseph, Hi. Weren’t you the one who wanted me to hook you up with the illegal/free ‘I Saw the TV Glow’? If so, here it is. You get a whole lot of pop ups at first. They’re annoying but harmless. And then they ease off. Worth it, I think. Yeah, I’m excited to do an AS book. That was my dream publisher for it when I was putting it together. I’ll def. get ‘Toad’. I like her. I met her once, and she was really nice and strange in the best way. 11:11 is great. Another always reliable press. Mosquitos love my apartment but they don’t tend to like me enough to eat me. They just like to fly in lazy, noisy circles over my head while I’m trying to sleep. ** Harper, Hey. Thanks, and haha, about my book’s cameo. I was so shocked when I wrote that novel and discovered there had never been a novel called ‘The Sluts’ before. I like that you imagine Frankenstein being French. One of us should write a novel about a French Frankenstein. You, of course, were spot on about him back in your school days in my humble opinion. I remember when it was the height of uncoolness to use the term ‘masterpiece’. ** Darbz(0.0)/Даrву 🦔, I’ve never read it, no, I don’t know why. Michael Salerno did the cover. He’s a great artist, filmmaker, and publisher (Kiddiepunk Press). Oh, no, fuck, ouch, jesus. I guess you still have an enough blood in you to think and type at least. If you take a break, I hope it’s a renaissance and a revolution rolled into one. xo. ** Justin D, Hey, JD. Yeah, Salerno’s great. I’ve known him since he was 15 years old. Wiz kid. I know, I kind of wanted to eat a few of those masks. ** Corey Heiferman, Hi, Corey. Hoppin’, here? Thanks, I do try. Weird you’re reading ‘Frankenstein’. Weird that people still read that. Not that they shouldn’t, I just thought it was one those long since mothballed books. Bresson’s cinematograph book had absolutely massive influence on me and on everything I do, filmmaking included. Everyone, Want to see a quick new experimental film by Corey? I think so, right? It’s called ‘Tuileries’, and it’s a quickie, and it’s here. Nice. Very sort of James Benning with arthritis. (Compliment). My week is a bit fucked up so far due to never ending film problems, but we’ll see. It’s very sunny. And yours? ** Uday, I guess the trick is know when you’ve written your ‘Season in Hell’. I guess you’ll know it instinctively. I don’t think people give ‘Under Attack’ as much credit as it deserves. I always stayed in campus housing during school breaks in my one year of university, and it was really super peaceful. Yum. ** Okay. It’s escorts day, very clearly. See you tomorrow.

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