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MyWayofLife, 18
gmina Wołomin
Before you even think about messaging me, know this: I’m not a random dump who’s taking dicks for a cheeseburger like 99% of the guys on this platform. So if you’re just here to drop a load in some young ass, save it. Go find some “piece of meat” a few profiles down.
Guestbook of MyWayofLife
Whanderer – Dec 12, 2024
I first picked him up when he was 17, a young sexy teen, deeply classic, with a cute ass, medium dick, fairly common in bed. Deep down in him, I saw potential. A potential unfortunately wasted by life itself. Deeply sad, in a horrible family, a fairly dull living condition, unemployment, harassment. In short, he was unhappy. And one day, he told me about his desire to be loved, to leave hustling, to be with someone forever. He had already made attempts. I knew he loved me though he could never say that. I could not offer him this life that went beyond my interests. He is nothing in the sexy body of a human. A good lay, an attractive bag of cum and saliva. I hope there is a man who will convince him to have that life, the only one he deserves, what he was born for. Who will love someone who is only a simple object, a useable whore without interest.
astrocat – Dec 10, 2024
Depressing but incredible.
Hungry-Jones – Dec 6, 2024
In Poland boy whores still hustle on the street. This boy was perched outside a boarded up convenience store. He had a suckable face and a small meaty butt in tight jeans. I waltzed him to my hotel and screwed him for a night for, yes, the price of a Burger King meal.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages Polish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Fisting Active/Passive
Kissing Yes
Dirty No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 60€
Overnight Rate 90€
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luxury_private, 19
Zurich
If you’re looking for a twink, I am the gold standard.
Adore Wagner, detest Rossini.
I do not allow scum in my home so you must accommodate.
Guestbook of luxury_private
luxury_private (Owner) – Dec 8, 2024
Currently stuck with 7 Arab men.
HelpMeGetOverMyEx – Dec 7, 2024
🐝mine
davidfrank – Dec 7, 2024
I want to shower you with my liquids.
watermelonslut – Dec 7, 2024
Amazing! I have never seen anything like you before and I could not have imagined you. You are so beautiful! Oh my god. So beautiful.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, French, Italian, Latvian
Position Prefer not to say
Dick L – Uncut
Fisting No
Kissing Consent
Dirty No
PNP No
Hourly Rate 1500€
Overnight Rate 5000€
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Iknowmyjob, 18
Madrid
Hey! I’m in Spain for a coupla weeks looking for paid hookups.
Guestbook of Iknowmyjob
Rip-your-underwear – Dec 13, 2024
Hot, vast, picturesque pussy
Clarkhugeboy657 – Dec 10, 2024
Super wet and non-tight
AlexNeeds – Dec 9, 2024
Nice busted hole, but there 1000s of them for free.
VanillaIs4Cones – Dec 7, 2024
Loose 🍑 as possible, turned me on.
Body Type Average
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Spanish
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Fisting Passive
Kissing Yes
Dirty WS only
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 180€
Overnight Rate 800€
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ThereForYou, 23
Budapest
Only 💶 🥵
Hi! I’m Jane and run this account on behalf on my straight meathead boyfriend (in the pics).
I’m experimenting a lot on him with forced bi including him doing requests and putting out for men with the prequisite of him getting tributes etc.
Guestbook of ThereForYou
feelthe – Dec 11, 2024
Met him spontaneously and briefly in the hotel yesterday.
As agreed, I immediately emptied my bladder in his stomach.
Awesome date, made him seem like a pig.
And he looks better than the Picasso I had earlier in the evening.
ThereForYou (Owner) – Dec 9, 2024
Boyfriend just headed into the bedroom to suck two dicks. So fucking proud of him, such a filthy slut. Love how much he’s okay with sucking strangers’ cocks. Can’t wait to taste his mouth when he gets out. Just needed to share.
Body Type Muscular
Ethnicity Latino
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English, Hungarian
Position More bottom
Dick XL – Uncut
Fisting Passive
Kissing No
Dirty Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 2000€
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Rohypnol, 19
Dortmund
Transfer the money into my account… Give me a drink… With Rohypnol… Stun me… A few minutes later use me, do it your way… Maybe capture it on film…
Guestbook of Rohypnol
Rohypnol (Owner) – Dec 2, 2024
The truth is I’ve never been with a guy… I need 200€ to pay for my room… I don’t have any other help and the Rohypnol is to help me get through it…
DennisFiks – Dec 2, 2024
Quite interesting to roofy someone consensually, I must say. If you don’t already know, limp bodies are heavy and a hassle and have many limitations.
Rohypnol (Owner) – Dec 2, 2024
Yeah I have mental problems so if you don’t like guys with mental problems move on to a normal guy… because I don’t give a shit…
Cog77 – Dec 2, 2024
My goodness, there are so many crazy escorts here, it’s getting worse and worse here, there are so many new crazy escorts here, it’s unbearable anymore, there are no more just escorts here, there are only crazy escorts you can throw in the trash can, no, no, no, it’s terrible here, this is a dump!😡👎
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Some
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages German, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Cut
Fisting Passive
Kissing Yes
Dirty WS only
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate On request
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Young4Gangbang, 19
Istanbul
“Daddy fuck me fuck meeee
“Okay what is written above is from a song but I DONT GIVE A FUCK cuzzzz I just love it and I actually mean it seriously🎀
“Fuck me and don’t keep stalking my account
“😔I don’t know anymore”
I’m his manager. Contact only if you have intention of gangfucking him. No matter how many. 10 or 20 or even more.
Guestbook of Young4Gangbang
Lizardkings – Dec 10, 2024
Myself and my fellow huge dick’ed boyfriend fucked him for about an hour. He’s on MtF HRT, has some decent newbie titties going and his family jewels are shrunken nearly worthless for anything. But through a strange stroke of luck, nothing’s turned us on more using him as our cuntboy, and we are taking the necessary steps to make that arrangement permanent. Both figuratively and very literally.
Young4Gangbang (Owner) – Dec 7, 2024
Accepting massage offers as long as it’s free and you get him pregnant.
MorganC1573 – Dec 3, 2024
I’m going to assume that any men who take you up on your offer are fully prepared for the grotesque creature they’ll be dicking. My only quibble is your use of the term “twink”.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Arab
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages Turkish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Fisting Passive
Kissing Yes
Dirty Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 80€
Overnight Rate 300€
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Boytique, 20
Graz
Hey;). We are Pierre, Dante & Oscar, 3 young international students and we want to serve our cocks and asses to people. Pierre is French, Dante is Italian & Oscar is Norwegian.
We identify as gay, but any prospective feminine clients shouldn’t fear! We know our way around all kinds of genitals, no matter what you’ve got. Our cocks measure 6″ (15 cm) more or less. Our assholes are pretty stretchy, and we’ve yet to encounter someone that we can’t take all the way to the base. If you’re feeling ambitious, put us to the test!
Guestbook of Boytique
SweetSunny – Dec 11, 2024
We started with group cuddling, then the hot part and ended it with cuddling again covered in sperm.
velvetmorning – Dec 6, 2024
I hate blonde.
NorwegianTop – Dec 4, 2024
First of all, I have to say that these escorts look much better than in the photo. Absolute erotic aura. I have rarely experienced such an intense needs for sex. Super likeable but at the same time overwhelming in their erotic power. They let you feel that they are the ultimate sex without saying it. The fucking and fucking and everything around it was just uniquely ASTOUNDING. At least I have never experienced anything like it with any other escort, singular or plural.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, French, Italian, Norwegian
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Fisting Active/Passive
Kissing Yes
Dirty Ask
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate On request
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thepolyglot, 20
London
I’m an American twink looking to escape the political situation in my country. I’m a hectic gadfly, would hopefully make some British aristocrat a great boywife.
Guestbook of thepolyglot
Nero – Dec 13, 2024
Oh god this faggot
hilltop93 – Dec 13, 2024
Snooty, erudite, hyperactive hyena.
stepfatherofyourson – Dec 9, 2024
Speaking from experience, when he’s standing still across a room, the sight of him can run a load of cum up any flagpole. As soon as he moves, talks, does basically anything, he wilts dicks in fast-forward.
Victorkingsley – Dec 5, 2024
I’ve had sex with him and if asked why I would say because I was looking for some peace of mind and good memories.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Fisting No
Kissing Yes
Dirty No
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate 250€
Overnight Rate 700€
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BedSuperstar, 19
Barcelona
Hi, I love animals. I would like to have my own animal shelter! I’m looking for benefactors. I’ve never been on such sites before! But I’m 19 years old so I know how to have sex.
Guestbook of BedSuperstar
BedSuperstar (Owner) – Dec 10, 2024
I just downloaded this app (12/3/24) and have not told my girlfriend YET. I have to do that very soon.
Karlmarks – Dec 9, 2024
He likes to be humiliated, praised and objectified. I don’t care to interrogate the ironies in that.
BedSuperstar (Owner) – Dec 8, 2024
I have too much messages, please wait
KingLukas – Dec 7, 2024
So you!!!!
The King is back and ready to let a wretch like you put out!!!!😈
You little piece of meat are ready to kneel down before your King and obediently do what I ask with the bills I pay you in your mouth!!!!
With me there are no half measures, either all or nothing.
Get in touch, you comely piece of shit!
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latino
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick XXL – Uncut
Fisting Active
Kissing Consent
Dirty No
PNP Weed only
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request
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BrokeFemboy, 19
Chicago
i am neurodivergent and have ADHD and autism. aside from the income it provides, escorting personally functions to me as a means of examining desire on an interpersonal level and formulate novel and coherent understandings of its logic. and most importantly, i know how to surrender when required, which is what my life experience and autism has taught me.
if you aren’t jerking off like you’re at gun point, pleading and panting desperately, eyes hazy and all, quivering and unfocused on everything but wanting me, what’s the point,,,mmm that’s right- that’s a good brainless rich dude. look at me and pleasure yourself like you life depends on it!!<33
Guestbook of BrokeFemboy
BrokeFemboy (Owner) – Dec 4, 2024
this mf gets it
elZop – Dec 4, 2024
let me drink your blood >.<
BrokeFemboy (Owner) – Dec 4, 2024
that’s my ex- he has sex with dogs.
BrownNoser – Dec 4, 2024
He talks big but he’s completely average in every way. Average height, average weight, average looks, average intelligence, average sex.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Fisting Active/Passive
Kissing Yes
Dirty Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 120$
Overnight Rate On request
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sweet_butt, 18
Liverpool
I am a bit shy boy at beginning due our society rules and family beliefs as an arabic boy.
I had some nice experience as bottom boy 2 years ago with a very old man who make me descover this world and it was a nice experience he made me have it which I keep missing that feeling.
This time and finaly I become over 18 I said to myself to give a try for full experience with old man like my ex age over 50 as a secret advanture.
Might panic delete account.
Guestbook of sweet_butt
ArabHunter – Dec 8, 2024
He made my cock so hard and shoot so many loads, it needs a gun licence.
sweet_butt (Owner) – Dec 2, 2024
If you have any kinds of substance/pills etc please let me know I would like to share or buy some with money or my body.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Arab
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Arabic, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Fisting No answer
Kissing Yes
Dirty No answer
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request
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BimboSummit, 18
Kil
slave – owned by my master
being rented to arouse him
all decisions are made only with his consent
his slave – not yours!
-> be unemotional
-> don’t try to steal me
Guestbook of BimboSummit
Caregiver? – Dec 12, 2024
I used to play with your ass (a while ago!) and seeing you makes me want to dip back in again. And by dipping, I obviously mean diving in head first (absolute anal destruction).
Hollowpurple – Dec 9, 2024
I know what you’re all thinking but I swear my cock was hard the whole time and cocks can’t lie.
psyagami – Dec 7, 2024
PNP (vodka, tina, ghb) ✅
blowjob and swallow (multiple rounds) ✅
call him an ugly slug ✅
fuck and breed (multiple times) ✅
kick him out ✅
BrockTheJock – Dec 1, 2024
Damn You are a Seriously Fuck’n Sexy METH Slam Injecting Hot and Homely PIG 💉👍 Seriously Need to Fuck’n METH Slam Inject Hard with you Man and then Get Some Big METH Dicked Bareback Stud Fuck Action Going On With You for Balls Deep Load Swaps of Big Dicked METH Up Cum Floodin’ My Big Dick and your Load Hungry METHED Up Cunt 💉👍
Body Type Average
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Swedish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Fisting Passive
Kissing Yes
Dirty Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate On request
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alwayshorned, 19
San Jose
Lets keep it real.
Just two dudes looking to jerk off with an older homie.
Some on the regular.
Hang out type shit.
Watch games. Or sum vids.
Grub n rub.
We know some of yall want the same.
Edging.
Bating.
Freeballing.
Nothing crazy.
Again just two dudes for chill old dudes.
Guestbook of alwayshorned
Mind4closure – Dec 6, 2024
So this is not your typical ask. I am straight for many years. Recently however I’ve come to ask myself what’s it like as a gay ie what do they get out of it. It’s an itch I can’t scratch. So here I am asking to try it out with you two. I doubt I’ll really enjoy it but at least I’ll know and put this to bed so to speak.
SalemsShadow – Dec 6, 2024
I’m not sure if I’m looking for the impossible. I would like to tie you boys up with cuffs etc and then take a couple of photos. Ideally I need some shots of you with suntan lotion all over your bodies too. I’m not up for jacking off, unfortunately.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Russian
Position No answer
Dick L – Uncut
Fisting No
Kissing No
Dirty No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request
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WhoArEWE, 18
Brussels
I’m theo, fun to be around, rewarding to take with you on luxury vacations, and have a good time 🙂
Guestbook of WhoArEWE
JustinControl – Dec 11, 2024
Try explaining Deleuze to him and see where it gets you.
ColtonT – Dec 9, 2024
I took him on vacation to Belize and I quickly came to terms with the fact that he needs to be spanked. Every time I tried to take a break from spanking him he got way off track, so he needs a man who’s prepared to spank him at the drop of a hat. Not sure why he needs to get spanked, but like I said when he’s not getting spanked, he’s very unfocused.
Gingerdaddy57 – Dec 7, 2024
I booked us two nights in St. Tropez before I fully comprehended how ditzy and whorish he reads, my mistake. Eyes rolled wherever we went but behind closed doors his ass is incredibly tasty and you can suck it endlessly with breaks for fucking it like I’ve never fucked in my life. I can still hear the sound of my balls hitting his perineum among other things.
ArthurKolty – Dec 4, 2024
He can be funny and distracting, so it’s best you shove something in his mouth.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, French, Dutch
Position More bottom
Dick S – Uncut
Fisting Ask
Kissing Yes
Dirty Ask
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request
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DirtySven, 24
Stockholm
Come and eat shit with me. Mutual shit eating. I love to feed and smear and eat 😍😍 💩💩💩💩💩
If you’re vegetarian or vegan, with advance notice I can adapt my food supply so that it’s a very attractive thing for you ✌🏻😌
Guestbook of DirtySven
DirtySven (Owner) – Dec 11, 2024
My ass is the center of my being.
WalterT – Dec 11, 2024
As a psychologist, I can only recommend that you go see a colleague for in-depth psychological advice. Not to mention the bacteria, pathogens, etc. in human excrement. I think it’s sick that you get an erection from it – to be honest, I wouldn’t want to treat you. Reflecting is the first step – that would be admitting to yourself that you’re sick, even if you might be able to function socially.
mmmmm88 – Dec 7, 2024
❣️maximum professional service❣️
💋he loves to defecate, especially in sporty positions, standing and from behind💋
DirtySven (Owner) – Dec 1, 2024
You’re just conservative and not in keeping with the spirit of the times. You don’t even know what is beautiful.
Privatekinkster – Dec 1, 2024
Your profile is disgusting – repulsive – abhorrent – disgusting.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Swedish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Fisting No
Kissing No
Dirty Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 75€
Overnight Rate 300€
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p.s. Hey. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Sure. Oh, okay, a TV series-only club, that makes sense, and that is interesting although I was hoping it would be a bit more complicated, oh well. Sure hoping love upped your heat if where you are is anything where we are. Paris is an icebox (without the ice). How’s your weekend looking or how did it look? Love making the screening of Werner Herzog’s ‘The Cave of Forgotten Dreams’ in 3D at the Pompidou this afternoon with him there in person not already sold out, G. ** _Black_Acrylic, Worth sitting through the whole thing, but long, yes. Me neither on the Ealing comedies, but me not being a Brit makes that crime by omission a little more understandable, I guess. ** James, Hi. On balance, I would say, yes, Los Angeles is Los Awesome. So, do you feel pressure to have a total blow out of a weekend, and will/did you? Clubs can be very interesting, yes. Their atmosphere, their music (if you’re lucky), and the proximity of lots of people escaping into mindless pleasure physically and mentally is a beautiful thing providing that a sufficient number of positives align. You would be depriving yourself of a possibly insinuating influence if you never try them out. Daddy Long Leg spiders are cool. Dubai’s illegalizing of queer people is definitely a massive drawback, yes, agreed. Celebrate your ultra-gayness, just be careful not to start thinking Randy Rainbow is funny. Liking muscles just means you’re libidinal which is not inherently superficial. Nice about your new friend. She sounds like a … what do they call it … ally. Again, your weekend + you, go nuts. ** diesel clementine, Yesterdays will do that, that’s for sure. I can relate to your wish for an A club vis-a-vis the George Miles Cycle, absolutely. Naming a club Bonjour outside of France seems so sweet and naive and reasonably clever at the same time somehow, I’m not sure why. Lawn chairs … you mean the aluminium, foldable ones like these? Nice, if so, or probably even if not. Thank about the ‘Flunker’ stories. I am rather earnest but with, I hope, a healthy skeptical tone. Anyway, yeah, thank you. I do try. I’m well enough. Adventures galore this weekend or no? ** jay, Hi. Sometimes I wish I knew how to launder money. Yes, I saw Bauhaus live. They seem to have regrouped to do reunion gigs or whatever. Friends in LA saw them recently at a big 80s retro festival (alongside, you know, Gary Numan, Adam Ant, Siouxsie, Human League, Devo, etc. etc.) and said they still did that thing they used to do without creating embarrassment. I had a friend who, one time when we were together, saw a kid wearing a Joy Division t-shirt and went up to him and demanded names of JD songs, and, when the kid could only name ‘Love Will Tear Us Apart’, he ripped the poor kid into mental shreds, and I thought that was evil, and I never spoke to that friend again. I did live near the IKEA, but it closed down about five months ago, and now I live near a big empty storefront. It was handy while it lasted, yes. Did you write? About that game or in some kind of proximity to it or something? I do have an email from Horatio in my box, and, as usual, I’m massively far behind on email, but it’s there, I’ll open it and answer him ASAP, maybe even this weekend. Cool. ** Steeqhen, Congrats. Skipping parries is always a good idea, if you ask me, which I know you didn’t. Paris has the power of refreshment in its arsenal, so you should be fine, I think. I hope you had a relaxing yet dedicated weekend. ** Same Old G 🧸, Hi, G, no problem. Uh, there is a kind of core group of buche eaters — Zac, Michael Salerno, Ange Dargeant, plus me — but we often have invited guests. In fact, a few invitations have been issued, so we’ll see. Yes, I recently met this guy named Arley at an After8 reading, and we’ve become friends, and I also met this new friend named Holiday who’s studying the American University here, and they’re both writers and great people. Have you met any inspiring new pals of late? Bisous! ** Steve, Every time I turn on International CNN, which I haven’t been doing hardly at all since the election season started for the obvious reasons, they always seem to have some glamorising travel program about Dubai on, and no matter how hard they try, they never manage to make Dubai seem remotely appealing. I’m putting the final polish on my lists too. Well, logic says Mangione will be played by Timothee Chalamet. ** Justin D, Hey! Oh, I didn’t mean to make myself sound sad about the no presents thing. I feel actually kind of liberated. Well, you sent me a Xmas gift that I’m about to open. So, actually, I have received a Xmas present, and I could want for nothing further. What did you watch? What’s your favorite John Waters film? Mine’s a tie between ‘Female Trouble’ and ‘Serial Mom’. But I also do think ‘Cecil B. Demented’ is very underrated. Great weekend to you and all of yours! ** HaRpEr, I can relate to that, yes, you bet. And that’s why I reinforced your feeling that it’s very worth fighting for. There is no truth, right? There’s just fair and unfair maybe. Maybe not as smoke filled as in the movies, but at least as many people smoke here as don’t, I would say. And no one here gives you evil eye for smoking, or not openly. When I’m in LA, I’ll be walking down the sidewalk smoking, and suddenly I’ll hear some distant voice from, like, a block away yell that I’m invading their space. I’m completely positive that work of yours is not shit, but sure, show me so I can prove it. Happy weekend to you, whatever that necessitates. ** Right. It’s the month’s middle, and the escorts have invaded the normally chaste blog, and that’s the deal. See you on Monday.
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“Try explaining Deleuze to him.” Lol, what a guy. Similar to the Bauhaus / Joy Division guy you mentioned – what a weird impulse. It can’t be hard to know more about the world than an 18 year old sex worker, haha – although I wonder how much of the appeal of that act is humiliation, rather than actually feeling smart. I really, totally get BrokeFemboy too, I’m not sure how much you touched that one up – but wow, eloquently put from either you or him, or some combination of the two.
I think money laundering is sort of dead, with cryptocurrency? At least, for small amounts of money. It’s so awesome you saw Bauhaus live – it’s sort of hard to imagine them creating embarassment. I think they just take themselves infectiously seriously, the idea of smirking at one of their tracks feels like shouting in a church, or something. That “oh you like [x band], name all their albums” thing is really weird, I’ve had it happen to me a lot. I think I have a combination of a sort of stupid (not in a bad way) resting expression, and a proclivity towards t-shirts that indicate my interests that leads to me getting a huge amount of those comments. I’ve had it with Hole, Bauhaus, and even My Chemical Romance (insane that people are already oldheads about that band!). Sounds like a weird friend, it’s always horrible to see someone you care about do something out of character like that.
Ah, unfortunate about the Ikea. Is the big empty storefront cool, at least? I think when they’re not really empty, they can be wonderful to live near – I live near one that’s so interesting, it’s got a lot of strange lighting / enigmatic objects under sheets. I ended up going to a party last night instead, so me and a girl called Alice had an hour-long conversation about games and consciousness, so I think I’m sort of sated. I sort of got out what I was trying to say, I think, but I might note it down just so I can access what I’m trying to say at a later date. No rush with the e-mail, have a great weekend!
God, I love these posts. Partly they’re an excuse to look at cute guys but they’re funny too. Some of these boys have quite an ego – ‘dicks for a cheeseburger,’ like that’s not a worthy trade-off? Calling yourself the ‘gold standard,’ and others ‘scum?’ And the comments are gold – ‘I want to shower you with my liquids’ has GOT to be the greatest chat-up line imaginable. ‘vast, picturesque pussy’ is such a wonderful phrase. Jane is out here making moves, pimping out her own ‘straight’ boyfriend, damn. Which is kinda hawt. Rohypnol as a username made me sniff in amusement. Cog77 has had enough – ‘so many crazy escorts… a dump!’ – poor guy. Boytique is like the EU of escorts – France, Italy, Norway? International! And they seem so polite. Nero seems to have a history with thepolyglot – ‘Oh god this faggot’ – is probably what some people think of me. And BedSuperstar’s animal shelter plans are actually quite sweet. BrokeFemboy is the kind of guy I’m familiar with on the interwebz. sweet_butt also seems quite nice. Today I learnt what PNP stands for. alwayshorned seems chill, laid-back dude. And theo *is* cute even though I’m not sure how I feel about guys who use that much makeup. DirtySven of course gets ‘woah’ points for scat – least he’s considerate, can produce vegan poop. Great post!
Hi D-Dawg, slept in and woke up to the most gorgeous sunlight, when I opened my eyes my room just looked so nice I had to wake up smiling. There’s been music, reading, tea, lunch, dancing, kitchen-cleaning, writing. My good mood persists!
Never been to America, don’t think I plan on it, but I imagine it’ll happen at some point before I croak. ‘Los Angeles is Los Awesome’ – Dennis Cooper’ is a glowing testimonial, needs to be on a massive sign outside LA, definitely. Maybe even a picture of you with a thumbs-up of approval up there, too. Sure that’d do the place a favour.
Might not be a blow-out of a weekend per se, but I plan on making it a good one, which it definitely is so far! Taking it slow. Reading and texting and laptop shenanigans. Both your and diesel clementine’s words re: clubs are noted. I guess it’s generally nice to see people around you having fun and being happy.
Daddy Long Legs (why, oh why are they called that?) have always weirded me out. I used to be deathly horrified of them as a kid. Now when I see them I still think ‘ooer’ but I don’t go quite so hysterical.
Illegalising queerness anywhere sucks. Bleh. Lucky me living in relatively tolerant UK. Woo!
‘ultra-gayness’ – damn… that’s quite a title to live up to… but I can do it. Randy Rainbow is someone I am totally and utterly unfamiliar with. We’ve been friends for a while (the girl, not Randy Rainbow, pfft), she’s on my table in English and we’re chummy now after a year and a half in class together. I’m really not sure about the term ‘ally’ either. Like. That’s just basic tolerance and human decency, I don’t think ‘being on the side’ of queer people is something that requires this kind of commendatory title, that’s just. Like being normal and nice.
Pfft, libidinal, sounds like me. Puberty’s one hell of a drug. Adios, till Monday!
P.S. jay, Yay Portal indeed, I agree, that last stretch is seriously awesome. My brother stayed up and watched me play. Shit made me feel like a GENIUS. We watched the credits and I had to try hard not to cry in front of him because 1) embarrassing and 2) Still Alive just really hits me in my feels, I love Jonathan Coulton’s stuff – his song about Mandelbrot Sets has one of my favourite lyrics ever – ‘you can change the world in a tiny way’ – which I think is so sweet and inspirational and makes me really happy. It’s the first time I’ve finished a videogame in like, a year! And I started Portal 2 last night (up until 3:30am playing…) and I think I’m in love. GLaDOS is such a fucking amazing character. And the turrets, they’re so cute, they make me so sad. I just adore the concepts. It’s impossible for me to do the fun momentum bits without audibly going ‘weee!’
Omelettes, right. Hm. Eggs are pretty nifty things.
I warm my tea in the microwave when I inevitably forget about a mug I make, I use a kettle like a normal person to actually make the tea. There is probably something wrong with microwave meals insofar as I imagine they’re not the most nutritious things, duh.
Been a lovely Saturday so far, a lot of Vampire Weekend. Best with your Saturjay!
I’m assuming you’ve finished Portal 1 – it’s so good, right? Portal 2 is even better, if you ask me. The turrets are great, you get a lot more of them in the sequel. Portal 2 also has this absurdly good co-op campaign – it’s maybe the gold standard for dates online, in my opinion. GLaDOS is awesome yeah – she’s so good in the second game, even better than the original.
Huh, still, I’ve never heard of microwaving old tea. I’m sure microwave meals aren’t like, awful, but there’s something lovely about making a meal from component parts, I think. Musically, my weekend has been pretty ABBA-centric, given that I’ve got a ton of dissertation work to do. Anyway, see ya!
The guy who said he would accommodate his diet for vegans/vegetarians who are into scat, what a nice guy!
Had a relaxing day yesterday. Went into town today to collect a book and have a gander in the shops. Back in my place and cleaned my room (it looked like a bomb went off in a cardboard factory / sweatshop with all the clothes strewn about). Going to play a game on my PC, and then go back to my family house to mind my dog and write some substack posts since i have a bit of free time. Christmas is slowly approaching, and though I have bought all my presents for family, I might still try get a few things for friends (and myself).
Dennis, Ha! Charli XCX!
Yeah, people suck and especially when it comes to money. Bleh.
We got shorted another $400, so I had to send a quite aggressive email on behalf of myself and my coworkers. We were able to get it by the end of the day. They still owe us another $450, which they’re saying they’ll pay us Monday. We’ll see. Of course, everything’s documented and sent to the proper authorities. So hard to have this happening and then to look at the CEO’s FB page where he’s getting $15k suites at football games and private jets to the Masters, not to mention pics of his yacht, his Mercedes, and his Bentley. Ugh.
Thing is, I’ve known a lot of rich people in my life who were really decent and above board, and you’d never know that had a penny. Guys like this, though, ruin it for everybody.
Hope your weekend goes according to plan. I hope mine does too: chillin’ like a villain. 😛
Hey Dennis!!!
I’ve missed this blog so much. Haven’t had any time to do anything other than study lately, but after tomorrow I’ll be done with this year of school, which is a pretty great feeling. I’m a bit scared though, since everything has been moving so fast, and I’m really enjoying my time in gymnasiet. I love all my friends so dearly, I hope I can stick with them till I die, genuinely. We’re doing this Secret Santa thing, and I bought two vinyl records for the person I got. I went quite over the budget since one of them was a limited edition one, but I think she deserves it.
How have you been lately? Got any Christmas spirit? Here in Sweden it’s just wet and grey at the moment, and I haven’t got any time to force myself into the Christmas mood. God, I miss when I was younger and you basically got forced into Christmas spirit by everything around you, now you have to do all the work yourself.
I’m currently rewatching Neon Genesis Evangelion with my mother. It’s my 4th time watching it, and it’s even better every time I watch it. Have you seen it? I remember seeing some gifs from it in one of your gif novels! I don’t know what you’d think of it, but in my eyes it’s one of the greatest shows of all time.
I saw you did a Doris Wishman day a while ago, fucking love that!!! She’s one of my favorite directors just because of how unique she is, she’s so incompetent it’s actually insane. You have any favorite film of hers? I adore ‘A night to dismember’, even though it’s arguably the worst movie of all time.
I hope your day has been great! XOXO, Måns
I have to agree with consensus: Dirty Sven and his vegan scat are the most memorable one this month.
How did your weekend go?
I’ve got a cold, so I woke up at 7 AM with a coughing fit. Ugh. I hope to fall back asleep soon.
Last night, I saw Daft Punk’s anime film INTERSTELLAR 5555, which is a video album for DISCOVERY. It’s fun but very lightweight. Still, hearing the music played loud through movie theater speakers was a blast. Afterwards, they played all the videos from HOMEWORK, which are basically shorts with no real connection to the music.
Hi!!
Well, most of our weekend was taken up by Anita’s aunt and her partner visiting, which was… interesting. The guy was really annoying, and we genuinely couldn’t decide whether he was oblivious to that fact or doing it on purpose for fun, so the whole thing was quite uncomfortable. But they met through a sort of cult-like group, and we talked a bit about that, so at least that was interesting.
How was your weekend? Maybe a miracle ticket to the Werner Herzog screening…?
I’m going to assume that any men who take love up on his offer are fully prepared for the grotesque creature they’ll be dicking, Od.
Last night I saw the Lady Killers and must say it’s pretty good. A snapshot of a very particular time and place, with an innocent old landlady putting up with her devilish criminal lodgers. Considered among the best of the Ealing comedies, it’s predates the Carry On films and is notable for featuring Peter Sellers in an early role.
For better or worse, can imagine Morrissey loving this.
Hi, I’m back. How are you? How was your weekend? I’ve been kind of put through the emotional ringer, hence my disappearance from the blog, but I’m okay now. Went to my local leftist org’s Palestine meet-up today and met a bunch of wonderful people. I’m excited to work with them. I have to say my writing hasn’t been going great recently. I’m frustrated with the way my new short story’s turning out; it’s too novelistic and conventional in a way that I don’t want it to be. It feels like I’m reading someone else’s writing. I don’t know if I should scrap it and maybe write about something else, because the way I would want to go about this story would require me to completely vomit myself up to my computer, and that feels scary, I don’t know how to do that. At the same time, I don’t think my writing can be good if it’s not authentic (maybe I’m currently hiding myself in the same few things I know how to say well about this thing, avoiding what I really feel about it), and I don’t think I can write about anything else. Or maybe it makes me a bad writer to only be able to talk about one thing. Do I sound insane or do you understand what I’m getting at? Any advice would be highly highly appreciated. You mentioned you were writing a maybe new fiction thing, right? Good luck with that, I’m curious and excited to hear more. Have a wonderful pre-xmas week, xoxo.
Another thought re: my stupid struggles, I think it’s difficult for me to write anything longer in prose form vs writing poems because I just have to dredge up more, content wise. But it is something I genuinely want to do.
Hi Dennis, first things first: what an exquisit list of escorts! I’m dying to know your favourite one, please?
I think I saw Ange in one of your posts. He seems sweet, and his poetry is legit if I remember correctly? Yes, I found two inspiring friends this year, one of them is a professional Tarot reader, and she inspired me to monetize my own Tarot practice, which I did… in fact, I’m reading cards for my very first clients as you’re reading me! So, please send me some good luck and some of your magnetic, wise energy. The other friend is into mediumship, and she connected with my parents’s and cousin’s ghosts and channeled some amazing words from them… Oh, and of course there is a third friend, though he’s not quite as spiritually inspiring as the other two, but exciting for more carnal reasons… He inspired me to go running though, which I absolutely loathed, but still. On a not entirely unrelated note, I’m happy to tell you that I’ve lost about ten kilos through exercise and sorting out my diet this year, which makes me feel good. I hope you’re feeling great, my most inspiring friend. Bisous back at you.
Hi. The ‘you’re invading my personal space’ thing isn’t present in the UK. Too much English repression for people to say how they feel. Smoking isn’t so chastised socially which is funny because it’s probably the worst country to be a smoker. The prices go up practically every week. You obviously can’t smoke indoors except for specific bars who get a special license and have to do something with the walls, but most of America is like that now. The anti-smoking laws aren’t that effective to get people to quit, because if you’ve got a nicotine addiction you won’t stop unless you want to. What it does is make the smoker feel like dirt. On the other hand, my fellow smoker feels like my comrade, and when I light someone’s cigarette for them I feel like I’m in a war film.
Anyway, what I really want to know, vegetarian to vegetarian, is what it’s like for non meat eaters in France? I’ve been wondering about that lately for some reason. I haven’t been to France since I was a kid but Vegetarian friends of mine have said that when in France (even in Paris) they’ve asked restaurants about vegetarian options on the menu and have been given dirty looks. But then again, that happens in a lot of countries.
I’ve finished this story I was working on! It’s called ‘Gash’ and it’s ‘about’ a group of teenage boys examining a gaping hole in the ground. I’ve submitted it to Hobart and Expat. I’m really crossing my fingers, because I think it really signifies a real turning of a corner in terms of my writing, so I’ll probably be really bummed if no one accepts it, but I’m onto the next thing anyway where I try to ground these methods in their formalistic puberty. I started ‘Gash’ after getting really obsessed with Roussel and trying out all of these different methods. It doesn’t read like Roussel, but I guess structurally he was a big influence.
Currently listening to the Phil Spector Christmas album, probably the best Christmas album ever, and I’ve been doing a fair bit of digging around the past holiday seasons for hidden gems. I discovered ‘Peace’ by Rotary Connection this year which I think is pretty great. Anyway, the spoken word Phil Spector ‘Silent Night’ track at the end has creeped the hell out of me since I was a kid, and no matter how many times I listen to the album it always catches me by surprise and gives me a peculiar knee jerk reaction. I wouldn’t have it any other way though.
Hope you had a good weekend DC
hi dennis!
some great sentences among the escorts this weekend. “he wilts dicks in fast forward” has such a pretty rhythm.
sorry I’ve been away for so long! cloudfare locked me out for a while and then life and work kept me ultra busy. how has the start of winter been in Paris? we had snow here in Toronto recently but it all melted.
I’ve been writing a bit when I can even though December obligations seem intent on distracting me. but I learned just last week that the second issue of this local magazine The Vermin, featuring a story of mine, will be launching in January! I’m very excited cause this’ll be my first time in print, eager to see what they’ve put together.
otherwise just watching lots of movies and reading as much as I can. finished Lynne Tillman’s No Lease on Life a little ways back which was excellent and hilarious. I tried to guess which joke you contributed after I saw you listed in the acknowledgments, do you happen to remember what it was? working my way through Bolaño’s 2666 now to close out the year. also saw Louise Weard’s Castration Movie Part 1 last week and it kinda put me in a trance with the lo-fi quality and painfully relatable dialogue. but I guess at 4.5hrs it has an advantage when it comes to building atmosphere. not sure how I felt once it ended but I’ve been thinking about it a lot and looking forward to part 2 so in that sense I recommend checking it out.
I’m gonna try my best to pop my head in and say hello more often (if cloudfare could kindly fuck off). take care!
Hey, Dennis! “He likes to be humiliated, praised and objectified. I don’t care to interrogate the ironies in that.” Too real/relatable, haha. I ended up watching ‘Cecil B. Demented’, which I hadn’t previously seen, and I enjoyed it thoroughly. Terroristic Cinephiles fighting against family-friendly films/censorship—what’s not to love? I think ‘Serial Mom’ is my favorite, though. It’s so bonkers. The “obscene” phone calls make me laugh out loud every time. I started reading ‘Dancer from the Dance’ this weekend. It’s been recommended to me countless times, so I figured I’d give it a go. Did you ever read it? Something tells me it might not be your thing. The prose sort of borders on being a little too ornate at times, but the melancholic effect is keeping me from abandoning it. How was your weekend?
Is this the current post? I dont know this website can be off sometimes. Guess I’ll find out tomorrow.
hello you thought the frog was cool? Heres a giraffe 𓃱𓃱 well two. Name them but you cant tell me. That way i’ll never know if you actually named them and you’ll probably ponder for a split second if its worth naming them if I dont even kno w
anywaysss
I’m walking my mom’s dog Cooper as I type.
Or at least that is how this started. It’s like freezing tas hell out here and im speaking into my phone so this is my real life voice being translated onto a screen. What is the first thing you’d do if you woke up as a dog?
Oh wow thanks for your take on the art and choosing ur favs
The kid with black hair is from my book, James and that red smear is indeed blood, which I didn’t even think about until I looked at it. I must have been really pissed when I drew it. Its a German word so translated its “The! Dog!. Im not sure why I named it that but past me must have known for reasons obscure now. I love black hair.
I’ve been so busy these past days because today I moved out of that transition house and thingy I don’t even know what they call them.
I was back with my mom she’s not as crazy and our relationship is a lot better. Be right back im going to make spaghetti but Frankie is sitting here so I’ll leave you with her. God this bitch is purring loud. I hope u can hear
My über driver who picked me up from work name was Yugoslav. He was really nice. we talked about art. Istg one of these days im going to fall for a Russian. I already did some hospital stays ago when I befriended the non English speaking Russian girl at the Behavioral Health Treatment center. It was a one-sided fantasy I totally dont condone the concept of dating in treatment places.
Me being one of Santas elf this Christmas and packaging toys to give to deserving children.
(Except Santa is a capitalistic corporate devil who pays me 12$ an hour to rearrange and assemble merchandise that little goblin children taller than me constantly dissemble with their snot stained fingers and undeserving rotted hearts.
Oh btw After8 sounds cool, kinda like a front street book store kinda vibe (Local cool bookstore near me)
After8 was the name right?
I can say from experience that buying fast food for Eastern European hustlers only gets one so far. I picked up a pair of hustlers at a gay bar in Prague. They invited themselves to KFC at my expense. We ordered, I paid, I went to the restroom, and when I returned the boys were nowhere in sight. They ran away with the chicken. If I find myself in such a situation again I’ll make sure to use the restroom before ordering, or bring one of the hustlers with me to the restroom as collateral. Earlier that evening I had an escorting gig of my own. A highly cultured ambassador brought me to a queer art show and bought me a nice dinner in return for my company and a hug. So I guess I broke even with Prague that night.
I went to a music festival in the desert over the weekend. I didn’t connect well with the music or the people. The place was so remote (and not as pretty as you’d think) that I was stuck there for the duration. On the positive side I enjoyed trying a drug for the first time: khat.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khat
It’s a plant similar to coca that’s popular in East Africa and the Arabian peninsula. Yemenite Jews brought it to Israel. Traditionally it’s chewed. I had it in juice form. Chewing and brewing are legal in Israel but refining it into a cocaine-like substance, which was popular in Israel 20 years ago, is now illegal. It’s a strong stimulant that tastes bitter. I think you’d probably like it. It’s supposed to make you sociable and horny but for me it had more of an Adderall kind of effect. It was too noisy for me to sleep so I just sat for hours on end reading my favorite book of Hebrew poetry and writing in imitation of its style. I’ve been living with that book for a few years now. That intense 24 hours was a breakthrough. I now feel like I get it — not like I could write a lit crit term paper about it and get an A, but more feeling it intuitively. I also thought it interesting that the poet, Yona Wallach, is famous for having done a lot of acid, and I was surrounded by people who were tripping. I didn’t do any drugs aside from khat, coffee and tea, and one alcoholic drink.
That Herzog screening sounds fantastic. Did you find a way in?
A technical comment, for people having CloudFlare problems:
Try using a different browser. For me Firefox works but Chrome doesn’t. Makes sense, given how Google once murdered this blog.
Another technical comment:
The most reliable way to open the current blog post is to click a link from Facebook — either the “Dennis Cooper’s Blog” Facebook account or Dennis’s personal Facebook account. Dennis posts a link to the blog from both of those Facebook accounts every time he publishes a new post.
“Oh god this faggot” and “Snooty, erudite, hyperactive hyena.” are gonna live rent free in my head. I also missed the whole god damn week, thanks work.
of note, Le Grice is great, possibly one of few people who i think could make me go “I did not know you could do that” when it comes to moving images, which is a hard feat with how fast it has gone in doing every possible thing. American Psycho post is great, possibly the type of stuff i would do if i ever got the invite (or i guess it would be just asking you) to do a day. The Faithfull plane made me shudder, uncanny valley i guess, i didn’t know i could have the uncanny valley for planes. When I was a kid, I wanted to grow up to be an arsonist. So my type of post ig.
on movies; i’ll leave comments on Anderson when I watch LA Plays Itself, well Los Angeles Plays Itself. two very different movies. also! one of my friends really wants to watch Permanent Green Light, so we might have a farley/cooper marathon or at least a PGL night soon, so that will be interesting. i will comedically attribute everything to zac during the discussion — will not be recorded dw.
on video games (and trying to respond to a week old response): uh, so okay. i think a clarification is in order. Final Fantasy XIV is a special beast becuse it is a mmo akin to WOW or Everquest, etc. and me being a slave was actually a social event, all done by the players. etc. so it wasn’t in the story, and i think there won’t be a walkthrough for that. the gil / money part, uh a mil is a lot but its nothing a dedicated player couldn’t make up in a week, let alone the mean girls (note; mean girls can be of all sex and gender) that run the social scene in the game.
i actually vaguely look like a goth swashbuckler right now though.
https://i.postimg.cc/PxY3QMV1/eeee.png – sfw
https://i.postimg.cc/d380FgHD/aaaa.png – nsfw, his slave submission (ha), forgive him for not having shaved.
before you ask, the penis isn’t in the game, it’s a mod. he’s actually on the female body type. so it is funny going for my friends to go “oh cute girl” and then sync up to my mods and go “oh! even cuter boy” lmao.
i think that should be it, today is book club meeting so ill probably have something tomorrow on the notebook trilogy. i wonder who ryan gosling played, probably both the twins.