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Letmethrillyou, 18
Pájara

You ever stare at someone and instantly picture how they taste?
That’s the kind of energy I bring. Charged, and just a little dangerous. I don’t perform. I provoke.
I’m not here to be “nice.” I want to be remembered.
The tension that grows until one of us breaks. And know that I never use the brakes.
I’m 18, Barcelona-born, lean, smooth, and just reckless enough to let things go too far.
And when I want it I take.

Guestbook of Letmethrillyou

Neverhesitate – Sept 13, 2025
Cashews come from a fruit. Did my random fact intrigue you? Wanting to do life with you, learn from you and make an impact on your life and society!

Letmethrillyou (Owner) – Sept 12, 2025
I will be taking a short break. Two nights ago I was hired for a gangbang and the guys gave me 2 ml of G and I couldn’t handle it. I vomited and fell asleep before it even started. I’ve been told I did the thrashing around thing for a while and I woke up after about 6 hours. I couldn’t recognise my own apartment and had to have all this explained to me very slowly over the course of an hour by one kind stranger who’d stuck around after raping me.

b12sf – Sept 8, 2025
Only for serious dudes who are not afraid to party. Bring supply$. If you have a STRICT no drinking, no drugs, Nancy Reagan policy DON’T BOTHER. He’s not for you. Otherwise have a brawl.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Not very hairy
Ethnicity Latino
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Kissing Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Languages Spanish, English
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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timmytim, 19
Karachi Division

Shy boy, secretly gay, 420🍃🌿, trying

Guestbook of timmytim

PlayWStraight – Sept 8, 2025
I was 18 years old and began to become bisexual in 1998, in 2002 because of a woman who had a crush on me for a year of normal people (heterosexual), at that time I tried fantasy masturbation into a woman’s vagina, so my whole lower body scrotum began to get bigger, and then I found that I didn’t like to insert a woman’s vagina, and in 2003 I began to become bisexual, the whole appearance was a man but the skin began to turn white, and in 2004, even the appearance changed to a woman, and the lower body began to thinner, until now. I haven’t gotten bigger penis since I was 15 years old, because since I was 15 years old, I’ve always kept my thoughts on not fantasizing about penetrating a woman’s vagina, so if you don’t want to get bigger, you should restrain your lust for not penetrating a woman’s vagina. When your penis does not grow larger, if you press the penis into the abdomen when you usually masturbate, and then cooperate with the fantasy that you have a woman’s vulva masturbation, the penis may become thinner or become a woman’s vaginal type, so there is no need to have sex reassignment surgery to remove the penis. These are all speculations based on my sexual experience, so it is possible that they are not correct.

timmytim (Owner) – Sept 7, 2025
I will change my gender in the future if I live that long🙏

AngryDaddy – Sept 5, 2025
Want to do a dick comparison? I want to see mine tower majestically over yours.

0_youyou___ – Sept 5, 2025
He made me cum when I wanted him to make me cum.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity Arab
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
Fisting No
S&M No
Languages Pakistani, English
Hourly Rate 10€
Overnight Rate 15€

 

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Imtoosexy, 18
Berlin

I’ve jerked off watching videos of guys eating shit for years but never been able to make the transition. Looking for guys who would be up for paying me to be their toilet.

Guestbook of Imtoosexy

Imtoosexy (Owner) – Sept 7, 2025
o, soooo many people want to shit in my mouth. I’ve lost track🤷🏼 over 600, no shit LOL bro.

DeepAndSoulful – Sept 1, 2025
Hey, hey, my friend and I are going to give you a blowjob. We’ll fuck you and piss and cum and shit in your mouth. Not tomorrow, on Saturday. We’ll be in Berlin on Saturday. So, we’re looking forward to seeing you. Best regards, Ahmet and Serif

Esoterical – Sept 1, 2025
Headless profiles went out with the french revolution.

Bomba_Man – Sept 1, 2025
As a novice scat feeder, I find great interest in observing individuals defecating and others absorbing the waste. I would appreciate the opportunity to engage in a discussion with you about this shared interest. Additionally, I am desperately in need of a spare pair of your smelly socks. Do you have any available?

Imtoosexy (Owner) – Sept 1, 2025
Because so many people ask. I work in the hotel industry as a pastry chef.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity White
Smoker Socially
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Position No answer
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Kissing Consent
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Languages German, English
Hourly Rate 70€
Overnight Rate 180€

 

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Bart_the_Duck, 18
Berlin

See you starting next Tuesday in Berlin, visit Motel One, name’s Alex.

Guestbook of Bart_the_Duck

Iwantson0073 – Sept 11, 2025
He is deliciousness incarnate. He has pushed the art of desirability to its poetic limits. His skin is soft, his body lean and tight, his head hair luscious, his ass cheeks firm but tender, his cock is like a feather.

nUcLeU5 – Sept 9, 2025
He’s a calm collected little boy with a great interest in small cock worshippers. He anticipates admirers who take their time, who see his cock not as a tool, but as a sculpture to be studied, inch by inch, vein by vein. Once the worshipping commences, he exudes quiet confidence knowing his cock is enviable, without needing to prove it.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity White
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Position Versatile
Dick S – Cut
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
Fisting No
S&M No
Languages German, Danish, English
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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PunchingBagFF, 18
Atlanta

RIP MY ANUS OUT, I’M YOUR WHORE.
Outside of sex work, I enjoy metallurgy/jewelry making.
I adore the creepy and macabre!
Give me the bones of your dog or grandma and i’ll make a lovely necklace from them!

Guestbook of PunchingBagFF

Inquisitive – Sept 10, 2025
In my top five arm sleeves

boypussydisorder – Sept 6, 2025
Christ on a stick he’s even hotter after slamming. On top of that….he’s a very dirty kinky bottom. A weekend high and naked with my dna flowing freely throughout his body knocked a few entries off my bucket list.

fuckoffrespectfully – Sept 3, 2025
The future will be dark and depressing and belongs to the machines, I’m just saying! If gay boys only let themselves be fisted and no one uses their big cocks on their holes anymore, which is what they were actually intended for🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️ then we’ve lived for nothing!

punchfaggot – Sept 2, 2025
enjoyably punch fucked him till his hole was a loose gushy mess gaping and busted wide open.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity White
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Cut
Dirty WS only
Kissing Consent
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Languages English
Hourly Rate 170$
Overnight Rate 700$

 

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sexforfunpaperdrugs, 21
Helsinki

I’m Ilya & I’m 21, I like to kiss, make out, kiss some more & then fuck and then kiss some more, & many say that I’m the life of the party.

Guestbook of sexforfunpaperdrugs

XXLMilesHigh – Sept 8, 2025
If you want to make out with a cute Finnish twink and fuck a load or three up his ass you will be happy. If you want to make a memory that will last a lifetime you won’t.

allwayshorny691 – Sept 3, 2025
Ilya is so horny, kisses like he’s lost his mind, sucks until his face is a gooey mess and he likes to be fucked in his super amazing horny willing and incredibly pleasant ASS 🍑 very deep, very hard and lengthily in my case for 5 hours.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity White
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
Fisting No
S&M No
Languages Finnish, English
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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lucafilipi, 24
Prague

Luca Filipi: the real Bel Ami famous porn star boy!

Guestbook of lucafilipi

KenzieTaylor – Sept 13, 2025
He’s aging out, but then he wouldn’t have sex with 82 year-old men like me if he wasn’t.

no09ru – Sept 10, 2025
The trick is not to dwell on his days as exciting porn meat and focus on his physical downslide. I had him put on a sissy outfit which erased the last traces of nostalgia. I had him go on his knees, took his head between my hands and fucked his face like he had no tomorrow. When I pulled my dick out from rare time to time to let him take a breath, copious amounts of spit and slobber poured down his chin. He would look down at himself, the cheap sissy costume, the growing mess on his body and I could see the realisation in his eyes of what a lousy, worn out bitch he had become.

FinnFinnland – Sept 9, 2025
You’re so hot my imagination has third degree burns just from looking at you.

youwillloveme – Sept 9, 2025
He begrudgingly allowed me to perform analingus on him while he talked on the phone in Hungarian for 30 minutes.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity White
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty No
Kissing Consent
Fisting Ask
S&M Soft
Languages Hungarian, English, Czech
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Not18, 18
San Bernardino

I’m not quite 18 and still living at home with strict parents and going to run away from home and need a place to hide out and stay for a while. Not gay but that’s never stopped me before.

Guestbook of Not18

Not18 (Owner) – Sept 6, 2025
I’m pretty laid back, don’t act condescending due to our age difference, I don’t want to be called “dude” or “bud” or “buddy”. I’m an adult on the inside just like you and I know what I want.

lupo86co – Sept 2, 2025
wonderfoul

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity Latino
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Position More bottom
Dick L – Cut
Dirty Ask
Kissing Yes
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Languages English, Spanish
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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TheWhole, 18
Svinná

Hey 🙂
You can literally have me for anything: anything.
Just tell me what you want and do it.
I like ANYTHING 🙂
And yes I have a touch of the tism so mama I’m scared.
Contact me with your wishes.

Guestbook of TheWhole

BBPervSkin – Sept 8, 2025
You are truly a filthy, inferior piece of shit! I was completely satisfied.

TheWhole (Owner) – Sept 5, 2025
I was gonna say “some people” but honestly most people I’ve met say I’m pretty fem, even though I don’t think I am.

blonddevil69 – Sept 4, 2025
Hell yeah, my first time using Maximum Impact. Kid had a drawer full of it. It made me kinkier than everything else I’ve ever tried. We went through lots of cans. I am probably going to be brain dead.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Position Versatile
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Languages Slovak, Hungarian, English
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Yourpleasure, 18
Luxembourg

See anything you want?

Guestbook of YourPleasure

DutchGuy1977 – Sept 5, 2025
ImXXX666 I can’t wait till the day when you stop leaving comments and I know you’re finally dead.

ImXXX666 – Sept 5, 2025
I’m just a stupid fucking faggot lusting to put AIDS in your butt. The bug has fully taken over my brain and dick. All I can think about is getting you pozzed, and it makes me constantly horny. I literally can only shoot a massive load if I’m thinking about pozzing you.

ImXXX666 – Sept 3, 2025
My mind is completely empty except for the need to poz you. My dick is so fucking hard at the thought of converting you. I’m leaking so much precum thinking about giving you AIDS in your butt. I just shot the hugest load from the thought of putting deathcum deep inside of your bowels and guts.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity White
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Position More bottom
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
Fisting Ask
S&M Soft
Languages French, English, Ukrainian, Russian
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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TapMeBaby4Hire, 18
Ibagué

Young, straight male so horny I can get hard with fags and all yours for a Steam gc code.

Guestbook of TapMeBaby4Hire

MrLoveXX – Sept 6, 2025
Clearly very little prior gay experience but he is motivated – to say the least.

00c0010 – Sept 4, 2025
This pizza faced, chain smoking chico acts like he could give a fuck but he has an insanely juicy ass. He never said a word but he came three times and peed.

Goodmoment – Sept 1, 2025
He’s had sex with trans girls so he knows how to suck.

Body Type Average
Body Hair Not very hairy
Ethnicity Latino
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Kissing Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Soft
Languages Spanish, Portuguese, English
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Rami, 20
Tripoli

💰💰💰

Guestbook of Rami

JayJordan – Sept 7, 2025
Please be more perverted thank you.

HetBigDick20cmx2oo – Sept 7, 2025
I want him!! I need him!! Holy mother of fucking God!!!

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair None
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Position Prefer not to say
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No
Kissing Consent
Fisting No
S&M No
Languages Arabic, English, Russian
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Partycrasher, 19
Amsterdam

My name is Pieter also known as Party Crasher, 19 year old Skaterboy legend. You can also have me easily by strolling around the central train station in Amsterdam and keeping your eyes open. If I look somewhat interesting to you, I’ll bend over for you in a relatively quiet corner (I know them all) or get on my knees for a particularly cheap price 🥵.

Guestbook of Partycrasher

SensualArt – Sept 7, 2025
I have very few regrets in life, but at the end of my days, I’ll still look back and moan (as I’ve done since I left him earlier today), “Why didn’t I nail Party Crasher sooner!? So much wasted time!” 😭
How many times did I watch this boy skate around the train station in his holey jeans and wonder if the lengths to which he drove my mind was an exaggeration…?
If you’re reading this boy’s reviews, we both know it’s because – like me – you know he has an ornery, itchy, overheated pussy that’s really just screaming to be SMASHED, pounded, jackhammered into a puddle of wet, throbbing, blissful muck.
BOOK. HIM. NOW.
Don’t let a one-in-a-million opportunity slip by!
Stop wasting your time and money hoping for another boy to do this one’s job. Corner Party Crasher, bring out your whopper and shut that pussy up and show him who’s boss! Then savour the agony and the ecstasy as you rip him open, turn him inside out and damn-near drown him…leaving him purring on the cement like a sleeping kitten that’s finally had its fill of fresh, warm milk for the first time in his life. 😋💦

KindaBasic – Sept 2, 2025
I’m actually straight. I live fast, as if every night is the last. I find skater boys despicable and hate myself for my addiction to their pleasure, their meat, their intensity. But the older I get the less I care. It’s not my damage and I’m not looking to marry who I fuck. If she’s a he I can’t fix that. I’m just there for the hole.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Some
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Kissing Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Languages Dutch, English
Hourly Rate 30€
Overnight Rate 200€

 

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MeadowPie, 19
Budapest

People always say I have the perfect combination of being very cute, always needing money and liking much much older men.

Guestbook of MeadowPie

Young_bear06 – Sept 8, 2025
Hit me up for more insights.

AfghanSex – Sept 7, 2025
He’s the most.

Sketchfox – Sept 5, 2025
I’m a deep thinker, *I think.* Even as I try to write this review, I find myself tinkering with the words, searching for the right meaning for the right word. Maybe it’s too much for too little, but I live for this shit.

slutmoods – Sept 1, 2025
If you want his butt you have to make him feel like his butt is the most special thing in the world.

WolfManZack – Sept 1, 2025
Unique piece

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity White
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty No
Kissing Consent
Fisting No
S&M No
Languages Hungarian, English
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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TonySquander, 19
Fort Lauderdale

I am an originally fully hetero dude who is heteroromantic, and honestly women have always been what Im attracted to

But…

I joined a hookup site. I went on there to find women and after a while I realized it was all guys thats just kept commenting on my photos sending me DM’s telling me what theyd do to me. I kept dismissing it forever because I was annoyed not turned on.

Frustrated so I started commenting back telling them no thank you over and over and then theyd tell me what it felt like to have a mans cock. I took there word for it and now Im here, i dont care who i play with Im here to have fun earn some cash and get what I neever found in those women, so here I am, gay men.

If you like my look Im your straight dude ready to please you, who knows maybe sucking cocks will finally bring me some luck, and since Ive only really ever sucked one cock one time during a forced bi session… i cant remember much other than I got hard and was ok with it.

Guestbook of TonySquander

BATAR–D – Sept 12, 2025
It’s true at first I was most interested in his face, though his ass had characteristics that caught my eye and triggered a visceral response.

DZXXL-75 – Sept 9, 2025
A lot of money for a guy with an ordinary thin twink body. The face is hella cute, and you’re paying to use its property.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity White
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Position Prefer not to say
Dick L – Cut
Dirty No
Kissing Consent
Fisting Active
S&M Soft
Languages English
Hourly Rate 300$
Overnight Rate 2000$

 

 

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p.s. Hey. Tomorrow I fly to Chicago then onto Toronto for the ‘Room Temperature’ screenings, and the blog will be going on vacation while I’m away. So today’s post will be the last one until the blog and I return afresh on Monday, the 29th. ** Steeqhen, Thanks, that Scotland/Ireland history is totally news to me. Well, Jamie is presumably happy that you don’t know most of them, of course. Have a good, let’s see, next 13 days! ** lotuseatermachine, Hi. Happy her novel sunk in. For me tackling new forms as much as possible is one of the big reasons I’ve stayed interested in writing. Don’t know why, but it’s a big impetus for sure. ** Dominik, Hi!!! I just saw the news on Instagram, so … Everyone, the 17th issue of Dominik’s absolutely key and mega-great zine SCAB is now published and completely accessible to you. Imperative reading, if my opinion matters. Go get it here and now. Yay, so exciting! Enjoy the launch! Oh, hm, the interview was ok, odd, no mention of the bad review, I don’t know. Yeah, a strange one. Love didn’t end up needing an Office Depot it turns out. He just needs to go to the closest FedEx office today instead. Haha, YungBlud seems very kind of ugh, am I wrong? Love voting for your next 13 days to have an extra especially glowing quality, G. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, B. I’ll check out your friend’s record. Planet Mu, not bad at all. Nice photo. Liking your scruff. ** jay, Hi. I’m in the ‘ABBA are genius’ camp. I do think their early phonetically challenged era is the favorite. ‘Black Eyed Dog’, one of my favorite songs ever. I even forced Gisele Vienne to use it in one of the pieces we made together. Nabokov is kind of unimpeachable. Well, if that game isn’t on Switch, then I’m pretty much spared for better or worse. Best back to you, and have a really great next almost couple of weeks. Don’t let the bedbugs bite. ** Bill, Hi, Bill. We’re having to spring for the costs of the impending trip, and that necessitated a plane ticket with no checked bags allowed, so I won’t be able to go crazy at Quimby’s, which is hopefully for the best. Nice about Vag’s show. I wonder if it’ll get here somehow. Wouldn’t shock me. Enjoy the rest of your trip even more than I’ll probably enjoy the totality of mine. ** Eric C., Hi, Eric! It’s great to get to meet you. Thank you so very much about my work. And kind of sorry about the fallout of that dream if need be. I’ll go look into the Fargo Film Festival and submit the film if it’s in his submission period. That would be great. I’ll be away from here for a while, but I’d love to hear more about you and yours if you want. Thanks, take care! ** Hugo, Oh, to be a bird, sigh. I hope Philippe Marczewki gets translated. In the meantime I’ll see if Zac has read his stuff. I always feel pretty much like you feel when I write and even when I talk. Have an excellent away time! ** Carsten, Sounds just awfully dreamy, man. We’re in Chicago for just under a week and then Toronto for three days and then back here. But then I’ll be going back to the US (Baltimore) for another screening five days later. It’s going to be a bit intense. Luxuriate in your perfect seeming circumstances. ** Tyler Ookami, From what I know that seems totally true, yeah. Oh, gosh, maybe I’ll take a step back and reload that Miley Cyrus record. Its failure sounds kind of alluring weirdly. ** Navid Sinaki, Hi, Navid! What a pleasure to get to speak with you. Apologies if I missed earlier messages from you. I’m the worst at keeping up with email. It was nothing but an honor to get to support your book, which I so love. Are you working on something new? It would be awesome to be able to meet. I can’t remember where you are, but do you ever get to Paris? Great, thank you so much for coming in here and saying hi. ** HaRpEr //, There are some great lesser known ABBA b-sides and oddities like ‘Elaine’, ‘Lovelight’, ‘Just Like That’, etc. Yeah, I saw some of that march. Jesus Christ, what in the fuck is going on with people? I’ve had luck both distancing myself from what I’m writing about and also indulging the emotionality and confusion caused by what I’m writing about. They’re just different qualities involving different negotiations, and it depends on what kind of power you want the work to have? I hope all goes as splendidly as it can until we next confer. ** horatio, Hey. I’ll find that Big Black cover. Interesting. Oh, I will, visit Quimby’s, and I will try to keep my debit card pocketed as much as I can. AI concert in what sense, of what … genre? ** Uday, Oh, good, I hope my advice ends up being good advice. It sounds pretty cool and tasty. Um, I don’t think I’ve heard that Burroughs. I’m a really big Weill fan too, so I’ll see what the old geezer did with it. ‘The Has-Beens’ is the title of Zac’s and my next film. I think I was thinking of using it on some other project for a while, but it has ended up naming our new film. I hear you: that despair. Hey, have a really great, productive time while I’m incommunicado. ** Sarah, Hi. Oh, my weekend was just getting ready to leave on my big trip. Not much fun, just organising. Ge Fei, no, but I’ll look him up. No, I’m not a Nolan fan. I’m not one of his haters, I just don’t jibe with what he does for some reason. I do really like tonal dissonance though. Nice that that film did something inside you. That’s all that matters. Take care, and I hope to get to talk with more on the other side. ** darbz 🐻, Amazing that you can do all-night shifts. I don’t think I could for any amount of pay. It does sound like you should call the legal guardian, right? That’s what they’re there for, no? I’m sorry about that incident at your work. Some people seem to like to turn themselves into machines, and that can be a big problem. I hope she has chilled the fuck out now. No worries about your comment’s length. I have a solid attention span, and it wasn’t that long, really. I hope life treats you really, really well while I’m off doing my film stewardship thing, and I’ll see you soon. xoxo. ** julian, I have fondness for that Lou Reed song too. I am relieved that I won’t have to negotiate the army in Chicago, but the ICE stuff seems pretty fucking awful. We’ll see. It’ll be great to meet you. I’ll be quite jet lagged, so please ignore any spaciness I will be exuding. ** ellie, That is a dreamy photo. Thank you! You good or, no, great across the board, I hope, I hope? ** Okay. Purely by the luck of the draw you’ll be looking at escorts if you come around here while I’m away. Please leave all and any comments which I will address in my whatever fashion as soon as I’m back. Take care, all. See you on Monday, the 29th.

 

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The Monkees Shorty Blackwell (1969)
The closing song of The Monkees’ least successful album Instant Replay is a real head-scratcher, an indulgent avant-guard piece of God doesn’t know what.

 

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Bee Gees Lemons Never Forget (1968)
“Lemons Never Forget” is a forgotten track from the Bee Gees’ Horizontal which is considered the heaviest album they ever recorded.

 

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The Fall Bonkers in Phoenix (1995)
This was supposed to sound as if you were at a festival (e.g. Phoenix!) with all the sounds of the different music tents merging together.

 

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Pink Floyd Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict (1969)
The track consists of several minutes of noises resembling rodents and birds simulated by Roger Waters’ voice and other techniques, such as tapping the microphone played at different speeds, followed by Ron Geesin providing a few stanzas of spoken word in an exaggerated Scottish burr. There is a hidden message in the song at approximately 4:32. If played at half speed, Waters can be heard to say, “That was pretty avant-garde, wasn’t it?” Also, at the very end of the rant, Waters is heard to say, “Thank you.”

 

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Lou Reed Bottoming Out (1983)
“Bottoming Out” is told from the point of view of a person an awful lot like Lou Reed at the time, but not exactly, into discipline and control but weakened and tortured by addiction and a deep hunger for redemption, a drunk by the sound of it, with a searing drama about a terrible night and a bad accident.

 

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Nine Inch Nails This is How It All Begins (1999)
From The Fragile era, this song was on the NIN.com website. I have never found it anywhere else.

 

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Bryan Ferry She’s Leaving Home (1976)
from the All This And World War II Soundtrack Album

 

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Siouxsie & the Banshees Il Est Né, Le Divin Enfant (1982)
On November 26, 1982, Siouxsie and the Banshees released a double AA-side single off their album A Kiss in the Dreamhouse that included the song “Melt!” penned by bassist Steven Severin and their cover of the traditional French Christmas carol “Il Est Né, Le Divin Enfant” (English: “He Is Born, The Holy Child”) which comes from the region of Provence in France and was first published in a 1874 collection of Christmas tunes titled ‘Airs Des Noël Lorrain’ compiled by the organist of the Cathedral Saint-Die, René Grosjean.

 

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Yoko Ono Greenfield Morning I Pushed an Empty Baby Carriage All Over the City (1970)
Using a discarded recording of Harrison on sitar and a Lennon break beat, Ono exorcises about a miscarriage through that hallmark wailing.

 

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Iggy Pop Five Foot One (1979)
New Values was released in April 1979 by record label Arista. Although well-received critically, the album was not a commercial success, only reaching number 180 in the Billboard Top 200 album chart. Videos were made for “I’m Bored” and “Five Foot One”.

 

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Pavement Cherry Area (1997)
Rare gay panic-themed b-side from the Shady Lane EP

 

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Black Sabbath Spiral Architect (1973)
The band invited an orchestra to play on ‘Spiral Architect’ “but couldn’t cram all of the musicians and their instruments into Morgan Studios. They ended up at the nearby Pye Studio along the road, with Ozzy trying to explain what he wanted them to play like some sort of mad conductor. He had no written music to give the orchestra, he just hummed the part and they picked it up.”

 

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Kraftwerk Heavy Metal Kids (1971)
A few years into the 21st Century, an astounding new recording arrived onto the world wide web – a lovingly remastered professional radio recording of the lost original Kraftwerk line-up. The opening track is listed as “Heavy Metal Kids” an intriguing title but one that begs the question is this just the bootlegger referencing how heavy the music sounds or were Kraftwerk referencing William Burroughs? One thing is certain, it is heavy.

 

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ABBA Tiger (1976)
The city is a nightmare, a horrible dream / Some of us will dream it forever / Look around the corner and try not to scream, it’s me.

 

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Sonic Youth Queen Anne Chair (2001)
from the Noho Furniture sessions.

 

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David Bowie All Saints (1976)
A gnarly squall of low-end electronic noise punctuated by sprite-like coils of treble, this track originally intended for Low more than matches the original industrialists for uncompromisingly ugly beauty and offers a stark contrast to the far less visceral instrumental pieces which made the album’s final cut.

 

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The Rolling Stones Schoolboy Blues (1967)
“Schoolboy Blues” (1970) is a parody of Dr. John’s “The Lonesome Guitar Strangler”, released on his 1969 album Babylon. It was written and played by Mick Jagger to be the Stones’ final single for Decca Records. The Stones were leaving Decca and starting their own record label, but Decca claimed they were owed one more single under their contract. So the Stones delivered this song, with its context and language chosen specifically to anger Decca executives; there are explicit references to fellatio and anal sex in the lyrics. Decca refused to issue the song on an album, although about 100 promotional 12″ singles of it were pressed in the United States.

 

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ELO Look at Me Now (1971)
The sound is unique on this recording in comparison to the more slickly produced ELO albums of the subsequent Lynne years, incorporating many wind instruments and replacing guitar parts with heavy, “sawing” cello riffs, giving this recording an experimental “Baroque-and-roll” feel.

 

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The Grateful Dead What’s Become Of The Baby (1968)
“What’s become of the Baby” only includes Jerry Garica’s vocals, and some odd back ground, wind sounding noises. The song sounds like it was recorded in a stadium. Similar to how the the national anthem sounds when sang in some kind of stadium.

 

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Neil Young Last Dance (1973)
Eighth and final track from Neil Young’s (in)famous and unissued on CD live album Time Fades Away, taken from the HDCD test pressings made around the mid-1990s.

 

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Leonard Cohen Queen Victoria (1972)
Recorded by Cohen alone in his Tennessee hotel room in 1972.

 

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The Beach Boys Funky Pretty (1973)
A cosmic love song to an astrological lovely, it mounts its grit in a swirl of harmonic complications with a defiantly baroque choral signature: Vivaldi meets the Regents on a magic synthesizer built on economical and even monotonous musical premises that delight in their unreasonably complex development.

 

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Led Zeppelin Four Sticks (1971)
The title came from the fact that drummer, John Bonham, played with two sets of two drumsticks, totaling four, a result of him being very frustrated with not being able to get the track down right during recording sessions at Island Studios. After he grabbed the second pair of sticks and beat the drums as hard as he could, he recorded the perfect take and that was the one they kept.

 

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My Bloody Valentine Forever and Again (1985)
An unfocused and derivative song of post-punk goth rock that offers no indication of the revolutionary guitar sound the group would later create.

 

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The Cure A Boy I Never Knew (1986)
Arguably the saddest song The Cure has ever done, so sad that its not even an “official” song and lost in the catalogue.

 

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Fleetwood Mac Tell Me All the Things You Do (1969)
Kiln House is an overlooked album that marks Fleetwood Mac’s transition with the departure of Peter Green from being an acclaimed Brit-blues group to a much tighter alt-rock group. The kicker, “Tell Me All the Things You Do” is a blistering number that stands as one of the finest achievements of Fleetwood Mac!

 

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XTC Pulsing Pulsing (1979)
B-side for a single from XTC’s Drums And Wires album about blood and where it goes.

 

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The Who Real Good Lookin’ Boy (2003)
This weird paean to Roger Daltry’s “good looks” was one of two new ‘Bonus Tracks’ The Who released on their 2004 Then And Now compilation.

 

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Sparks England (1975)
Obscure b-side of the equally obscure “I Want to Hold Your Hand” Beatles cover single and one of Sparks’ jewels of the 1970s.

 

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Radiohead We Suck Young Blood (2003)
Like Thom Yorke fucking around on a piano while someone clapped in another room and it was accidentally recorded, but not one of Radiohead’s GOOD songs where Thom Yorke is fucking around on a piano while someone claps in another room and it was accidentally recorded.

 

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Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band Upon The My O My (1974)
The one really good if compromised song on the first of Beefheart’s two dismal commercial albums Unconditionally Guaranteed, about which Magic Band drummer Art Tripp recalled, “When the band finally got our album copies, we were horrified. As we listened, it was as though each song was worse than the one which preceded it.”

 

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The Kinks He’s Evil (1977)
From Preservation Act 2, a 1974 concept album, and The Kinks’ twelfth studio album. It was not well received by critics and sold poorly (peaking on the Billboard 200 at #114).

 

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Fugazi Ex Spectator (2001)
“Ex-Spectator,” the first time you hear it, appears to do nothing. But the more you listen to it, suddenly all the disparate bits (double drums, loud smashing chords at intro, busy-as-hell breaks) make sense as a unified whole. That’s smart songwriting – refusing to rely on overused riffs, intensity for the sake of intensity and song constructions that do what the audience expects them to.

 

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Alice Cooper Refrigerator Heaven (1970)
None of Easy Action’s songs have ever been performed live by Cooper since the 1971 tour in support of their third album Love It to Death.

 

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Tom Petty I Don’t Belong (1998)
Tom and the Heartbreakers do a rare unreleased song from the 90s that I found on a rare bootleg.

 

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The Byrds Tribal Gathering (1968)
It’s so hard to place, it’s such a strange track. What were they on when they wrote it? How do you get a time signature like that? They were such a strong writing force, individually and collectively, and there was always something explorative about what they were doing as a unit.

 

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Blink 182 I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass (2001)
Though many people do not know it, all of Blink 182’s songs are about oral and anal sex except for two which are about suicide and one which is about divorce.

 

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Bob Dylan Seven Curses (1963)
What makes “Seven Curses” work as a song by Dylan, is that apart from being a haunting and moving story sung well to an exquisite tune, there is no bile and no vindictive feeling coming from the singer, for he is still singing the same song in the same way with the same accompaniment – the emptiness is endless. But instead the repeating of “him” is like the hammer blow. It seems quite extraordinary that this was not released as part of Freewheelin.

 

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Throbbing Gristle Zyklon B Zombie (1978)
B-side of the 1978 single “United”, “Zyklon B Zombie”, has been seen as a parody of punk rock music.

 

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Paul McCartney Kreen-Akrore (1970)
The last track on McCartney’s solo debut is a four-minute instrumental garnished with some guitars, bird calls, and a splash of vocal harmony, but it’s mostly McCartney playing the drums.

 

 

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p.s. Hey. This weekend, a kind, sort of semi-stranger to the blog has commandeered the space to give you a gig full of lesser known oddball musical instances by largely well known musical artists from mostly the past and often distant. It’s fun. It’s low-key enlightening. So find out what Jamie Fitzroy has unearthed over the next two days’ course, thank you. And thank you for thinking of all of us, Jamie! ** Bill, Hi, B. I read them out of order too. It was fine to do so as far as I could tell. Gigs there, right, and excellent! Envy about the tough choices. Let me know what the Vaginal Davis show is like. I hope/trust they’ll show some of her brilliant early videos. ** Steeqhen, So, sexy maybe for masochists. A MES leftover, that makes sense. Great about the Ssnake event, and no surprise, and … great! It’s a superb book. She’s really great in general. Why were/are the Irish discriminated against in Scotland? Weird. Probably too long a story. I should know my history better. I guess try to productively take in the depth charges from the state of feeling off as that can be instructive. ** jay, Cool. It’s terrific, she’s great. Haha, that’s amazing that the Kirk thing got your friends to read ‘Pale Fire’. Wow. Water into wine and all of that. Gotta play that game. Gotta get off my ass and do that. Or at least cue it up. Have a thoroughly splendid weekend, mister. ** Dominik, Hi!!! You’re most welcome. Countdown to SCAB! No, I don’t know the interviewer. I’m definitely going to go into the interview less open and cheerful than I normally do. But, anyway, the film got a great review today in a much more populated context, so fuck them, haha. Love about to employ GPS to try to find the closest Office Depot, G. ** Steve, So often the case. Early Swans with more electronics sounds promising naturally. ‘The Long Walk’, don’t know it. I’ll see if it’s around here. More of a weekend of errand running than physical packing, but, in a word, yes. We’re having a hard time getting a NYC screening, so I don’t know when I’ll have news about that. Immediate news is that RT will screen in Baltimore at a really cool festival at the beginning of October. So we’re edging closer, at least. Everyone, Steve has two reviews for you to peruse this weekend:  … of Dag Johan Hauguerud’s DREAMS (SEX LOVE) here, and of Oliver Hermanus’ THE HISTORY OF SOUND here. ** Carsten, Hey, pal. The bureaucracy here in France is thick as thieves, but there does always seem to be English speakers at end of the hours-long waiting on hold. You are living the life, man. What a great turn your move turned out to be, as you knew it would be. I’m too busy and pre-trip stressed as per usual, but I’m looking forward to the cities and the screenings and the people who show up. ** HaRpEr //, She’s great, seriously worth reading. People always seem to say that about Damon Albarn. I haven’t really paid attention to him after Blur’s heyday. I’ll check out the Frost Children newbie. Right, I never think of McCourt or Firbank, say, as qualifying as purple prose writers, but I guess they are, relatively speaking. I’m not sure how to describe their kind of writing. Dense, extremely detail oriented, presentationally extroverted, but … ? I don’t know. Robbe-Grillet’s description is spot-on, of course. Unpredictable, exactly! ** Uday, Listen to your gut and get that picaresque book out of limbo. Seems like. It’s true that writers get to be young for a long time. Maybe because people’s immediate idea of a writer is a wise old sage? Which is odd in and of itself. But, hey, lucky us. Well, I’m post-young now, but it did take a long time before I became, whatever, a veteran. ** Hugo, Sometimes pop stars try. I think Miley Cyrus is trying? I remember when Sean Cassidy tried to go New Wave progressive, and that was the end of him. Thanks for sharing your friend’s ‘Closer’ thoughts. Interesting. You can tell her I wasn’t making any kind of broader statement about anything. Broad statements are for the birds. Peace be with you. ** darbz 🐻, The fish only gussied the place up. And now the bear has something to eat. You can send 5 pages, no problem, but it’s going to take me a while to get to it given my upcoming trip where I will be unlikely to have any time to pleasure myself with reading things. Fellow commenter Carsten is very knowledgeable about Native American wisdom and practices. I will watch the video and try to learn something. You have a great weekend too. I just have a lot of things I need to get finished before I’m largely incommunicado for, whatever, 10 days. So just making a list and checking it twice and that kind of stuff. But, yeah, make the most of yours. ** horatio, Hey! Hm, I haven’t thought about Simon & Garfunkel in ages. What did I used to think … Um, I think I kind of liked how adventurous they got as they went along. My main S&G thing is that when I was 15 I helped organise a concert by them that they did as a benefit for this leftie Presidential candidate Eugene McCarthy that I was a campaign volunteer for. I met them briefly, and they were sort of nice. Why, are you interested in them? Yay, thanks for coming to the screening. I have to remember to hit Quimby’s while I’m there for sure. Crazy day big time there. I’m good, thank you, and you be good and have a really swell weekend. ** Nicholas., Oh, yeah, I remember that era. That was an exciting point. Maximalists are highly needed, so … good! You sound really fiery. Excellent! Here’s to staying power. ** Okay. You already know what you’re in for or were in for this weekend. Please do your utmost. See you on Monday.