The blog of author Dennis Cooper

World’s worst waxworks museum faces closure as elderly owners can’t find anyone to run it. *

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‘Louis Tussauds in Great Yarmouth, is different from many wax museums, in that it remembers the stars and famous people as they were at their height of fame and influence.

‘See your gallery of how people looked, how the passionate owners captured them at this time and preserved them for your enjoyment. Many wax museum update their models to keep the realistic to reflect the current looks or styles.

‘If you are looking back to the 70s, so the stars as they were. Nostalgia and memories. Show your grand children the stars and leaders during your generation and help us bring the museum to life.’ — Louis Tussauds House of Wax

 

 

January 3, 2014: ‘The world’s worst waxworks collection has been snapped up by a mystery buyer from the Czech Republic, just over a year after it closed amid a storm of ridicule. Jane, 83, who still lives above the former attraction in Great Yarmouth, Norfolk, with 86-year-old Peter, said: “All the models and machines and frames were sold in one go. I don’t really know who the chap was but he took everything. We hadn’t planned to leave and we miss the business terribly. But me and my husband have both been ill and thought it was foolish to keep going. We had a lot of bad press and I feel a bit irritated that the local people didn’t stick up for us a bit more.” Peter, who ran the museum for 57 years, admitted in 2008 that the models became so old they were no longer lifelike.’ — Daily Mirror

 

 

 

The constellation


Prince Charles

 


John Lennon

 


Freddie Mercury

 


Sean Connery

 


Simon Cowell

 


Rowan Atkinson

 


Princess Diana

 


Tom Hanks

 


Pierce Brosnan

 


Prince William

 


Prince Harry

 


David & Victoria Beckham

 


Peter Sutcliffe

 


Margaret Thatcher

 


Tony Blair

 


Adam Ant

 


Robert Patrick (Terminator)

 


Conan the Barbarian

 


Tom Jones

 


Johnny Depp

 



Harry Potter & Hermione Granger

 


Kylie Minogue & Jason Donovan

 


Charles Manson

 



The Beatles

 


The Fonz & Telly Savales

 


Julia Roberts

 


Arnold Schwarzenegger

 



Michael Jackson

 


Jack Nicholson

 


Johnny Cash

 


Prince Edward

 


Quentin Tarantino

 


Mussolini

 


Shirley Bassey

 


Queen Elizabeth

 


The cast of ‘Eastenders’

 


Adolf Hitler

 


Elton John

 


Star Trek

 


Cliff Richard

 


Picasso

 


Sylvester Stallone

 


Justin Bieber

 


Walt Disney

 


?

 


Elvis Presley

 


John Travolta

 


Cher

 


Tom Cruise

 


Jedward

 


Richard Nixon

 


Bruce Springsteen

 


David Bowie

 


Britney Spears

 


?

 


Johnny Carson

 


Drew Barrymore

 


Mark Wahlberg

 


Jim Carrey

 


Liza Minelli

 


Barak Obama

 


Vladimir Putin/Neil Kinnock

 


Hilary Clinton

 

 

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1 Comment

  1. jay

    Hey Dennis! Super cool day today, these waxworks look a bit like some hybrid of celebrities and their caricatures, really interesting. Crazy selection of figures too, a Charles Manson waxwork is a cool idea. Waxworks always remind me of Hiroshi Sugimoto, I think his portrait photographs of (realistic) waxworks are pretty amazing. Hope you’re well, see you.

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