The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“My name is Toto named after the dog in Wizard of Oz by my parents.”

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schizo_boy, 21
Poznań

I‘m shy, depressed and mentally fucking ill but I hope we can still spend some quality time together. 50€ suck 100€ kiss 150€ fuck me etc.

Guestbook of schizo_boy

schizo_boy (Owner) – May 12, 2024
I’m working on some self-consciousness issues around being ‘too much’ & bothering other people.

HeyWannaFuck – May 12, 2024
Be prepared for someone a little obnoxious, unexcitable, and plenty weird.

idontknowyou – May 8, 2024
– Dark blonde
– Light Blue eyes
– Young appearance
– Very tight pink hole
– Naturally smooth
– Feminine body: wide hips, long legs, small shoulders, soft face

schizo_boy (Owner) – May 5, 2024
Shut up if you know me.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Polish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
S&M Ask
FF Ask
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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TheySayIamCute, 22
Miami

Who would like to take me to a small town in Italy for a weekend so I can see my dying grandmother and you can lick me the entire time. Don’t worry I’ve been licked by lots of men. I love to show off my bod and having men lick me and tell me what a delicious boy I am gets my heart racing and my dick leaking. If you can do this for me I promise we will both be the happiest humans ever!

Guestbook of TheySayIamCute

EdsbeGores – May 1, 2024
Good evening, this young man was reported missing in August 2023, and was found dead in France at the beginning of January.

Anonymous – July 29, 2024
As soon as I saw him naked I couldn’t control myself, which is good.

TheySayIamCute (Owner) – June 26, 2024
I HAVEN’T HAD ANY PLASTIC SURGERY, no facial filler, no dental fixative, no contact lens or any other aesthetic procedure.

Zhudson – June 26, 2023
I highly recommend his succulent feet.

TheySayIamCute (Owner) – June 13, 2023
I take my health very seriously gym 4/5 times a week, push pull, leg split. I don’t skip leg day, especially squats which, with genetics, lead to my beautiful peach ass that seems to turn on you lot, and I love flaunting it.

Livestylegay – June 13, 2023
Taste him to enjoy life.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Italian
Position Side
Dick L – Cut
S&M No
FF No
Kissing Yes
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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ItsmeJoe, 24
Dusseldorf

I AM JOE THE ESCORT. I INVITE YOU TO GET ME DRUNK AND HAVE SEX WITH ME. WE CAN FUCK EACH OTHER, SUCK EACH OTHER, EAT EACH OTHERS BALLS AND ASSES, SUCK MOUTHS, DRINK OUR FLUIDS, AND YOU CAN ALSO ADD ANY TYPE OF FETISH BECAUSE I AM COMPLETELY HORNY AND DECOMPLICATED WHEN I’M DRUNK.

Guestbook of ItsmeJoe

Hornyallthetime – May 9, 2024
Listen up, Joe. I’m looking for a sugar baby to spoil with my riches and treasure. I’ll willingly to pay you 500$ twice weekly. No bank information needed. You won’t pay any money for anything if you’re my sugar baby. I’m ready to pay you now. Text me on 305 734 2154.

ItsmeJoe (Owner) – May 7, 2024
CROSS ME AND I WILL DISPOSE OF YOU.

normal_guy_101 – May 7, 2024
There are millions of hot asses in the world and this little criminal has one of them.

ItsmeJoe (Owner) – May 2, 2024
I AM WHAT I AM.

CallmeKing – May 2, 2024
belongs to a gang that exploits, blackmails, steals from johns – various negative comments that confirm this have been deleted, whoever falls for this, sorry you have been warned.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages German, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
S&M Yes
FF Active/Passive
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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Bobbythebitch, 18
London

Do you like young asses? I am a boy who loves having my ass pleasured by a man’s tongue and mouth. I get great pleasure in a tongue sliding around in my hole and rectum. The most important thing is your willingness to pleasure my ass with your tongue for as long as I need and demand. I will ride your face while I am doing something else. You will please me by moving your face around, using your tongue, mouth, and nose as tools. I will allow you some air from time to time, but primarily I will try to smother you because I really enjoy it if you put up a struggle for fresh air. Not to worry, I’ll let you live to come back for more. My pleasure is the focus, not yours. If you enjoy it, it’s your luck but I don’t care. The session ends when I have had enough, not when you have.

Guestbook of Bobbythebitch

AsianTwunk – May 13, 2024
Nerd dud

atomic – May 10, 2024
Beautiful young ass both inside and out. It was a pleasure to be with not only because of its beauty, but also its viability and depth. I enjoyed its company immensely! I would highly recommend Bobby to anyone who would want a handsome, personable young ass. Especially the hole, it could blind a person.

Bobbythebitch (Owner) – May 7, 2024
I was bored also, you jerk. You eat like a bird.

BornTodoit – May 7, 2024
This boy wants to be expensive like a Ferrari, but he is more like an Alpha Romeo, Lexus, maximum an Audi.

Gaynastymike – May 4, 2024
You can eat his ass like a fat guy (me) eats cake.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position No answer
Dick S – Uncut
S&M No
FF No
Kissing Depends
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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pig_of_sorts, 21
Philadelphia

Total straight guy, big dicked, perpetually low on cash, get strange urges to fuck male ass, so I’ve turned going through with that into one of my jobs.

Guestbook of pig_of_sorts

DirtyScout – May 10, 2024
Everything about you is success.

Palermo16 – May 5, 2024
You made me a better me.

KingNothing – May 3, 2024
Punctual, huge cock, really rams it in, takes a long time to release his sauce.

donotmentionself – Apr 30, 2024
My girlfriend and I, both 20years old, were very turned on by his pics and hired him to take care of us both. When we opened the door we were shocked because he is looking far better and sexier even than his pics. We sat, chatted and drank for sometime. Then he asked my girlfriend to change her clothes in front of him as he wanted to see her body. My girlfriend found that rude so she said no. Then he asked me to make my girlfriend nude quickly. I said let’s wait. At that he reached over and crushed my balls with great force. I was in so much pain so I followed his order and made my girlfriend nude. I should say my girlfriend is very cute, she gets hit on wherever she goes. She had forgotten to shave her pussy which the escort requested before meet. So the escort stood-up and came near to my girlfriend and pinched and wrenched her nipples so hard she started crying. Then he called over to me and said take care of it.

I followed his order and shaved my girlfriend’s pussy. In the mean time he continued to twist and bite my girlfriend’s breasts, chewing them so hard I thought he was going to rip them off with his teeth and by then my girlfriend’s whole chest was scarlet. I should say his cock was very hard by this point.

Then he ordered me to take off his clothes. I did and, my god, there was a massive, thick cock is hanging between his legs. Me and my girlfriend got scared. Then he ordered me to sit in one corner and told my girlfriend to give him deep blow job. She started but she couldn’t take that huge dick very deep. Now the escort turned real wild and brutal and hardcore. He slapped my girlfriend, pulled her hair and fucked her throat violently. She puked. The escort called me over and made me lick up all the puke. I licked up all the puke and swallowed it.

Then he spit on my girlfriend’s asshole and in one go shoved his giant dick up her ass. She screamed and started bleeding. But the escort did not care and kept fucking her like a madman. I was watching everything and really enjoying it. His dick got messy due to the blood and some shit streaks. Then he asked my girlfriend to clean his dick with her mouth and then give me a passionate kiss with that dirty mouth which she did.

Then he fucked my girlfriend’s ass for more than an hour. Then came on her face. He didn’t stop here. He dragged my girlfriend in our bedroom and threw her on our bed and then he fisted her pussy. He ass raped and fisted my girlfriend’s pussy for the entire night and during the duration he peed in my and her mouths multiple times. We both enjoyed it a lot. Soon we will plan to meet him again and we have decided to have sex with him only.

nowyes – Apr 26, 2024
This young man fucks you so so so … so so long, deep and mercilessly and … I advise you to be patient.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Top only
Dick L – Cut
S&M Yes
FF Active
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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bringmethere, 18
Orlando

I’m new to the sugardaddy lifestyle and have never been sugar but I have always dreamed about it and now I would like to finally try it in real life. I’m looking to move in with someone in florida and be their full time sex toy. I would like to do whatever they want while there and I would like to try out lots of different things. If you like me, I will gladly pack my bags and move in.

I have a car, I pack and travel light, I have no pets, I’m masculine and straight looking on the outside. Not a femboy. Still a little boyish. Young looking for my age. Smooth shaved face and little body hair. Ready to move in whenever you’re ready for me. I would like you to work in the area and have money to pay my various bills and also to give me some money in return for giving you sex.

Guestbook of bringmethere

virginboy – May 9, 2024
Stay away from here.

SamTaylor – May 8, 2024
I’m no doctor but his fixation on having things inside his ass seems like an addiction. In other words, don’t anticipate meaning anything to him yourself.

remcofooty – May 6, 2024
climbable, cum-worthy, breedable f*ggot and a dweeb on top of all that.

bringmethere (Owner) – May 4, 2024
I can contribute a new LG Washer & Dryer and a 2018 Subaru Forester to the household.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Cut
S&M Soft
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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CubanSurfer, 23
Havana

My name is K, I’m a latin boy passionate about two things, surfing and getting fisted. Everything else I tolerate.

Guestbook of CubanSurfer

CubanSurfer (Owner) – May 8, 2024
If for some weird reason you want me to top you, I’ve got seven fat inches and can fuck you into oblivion.

mrtwist – May 8, 2024
🍩🤛🏽❄️

KinkyNurse – May 3, 2024
Just a hottish guy who has messed up fisting and anal stretching goals but he’s really kinky and fucked up.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Some
Smoker No
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
S&M Soft
FF Passive
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 250$
Overnight Rate 1200$

 

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YourBoyGustavo, 18
São Paulo

Hes 16 and im r3nting him and hes submissive af 🙂 older men> $> if he dont make u shoot at least 3 loads u are either strt or dead. 🔥

Im also s3lling him as a 24/7 skinny sex slave >4ever> starting bid 500 – current bid 1000.

Guestbook of YourBoyGustavo

YourBoyGustavo (Owner) – May 7, 2024
Hes not on Prep and i don’t test him for HIV and i don’t know what hes spreading around to others.

SmartAndHard19891 – May 7, 2024
Nice boy who makes it a little too clear that he’s being forced to do this.

YourBoyGustavo (Owner) – May 2, 2024
No will i pay for an uber do not say u want to cum breed him then ask for gas money or an Uber.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Portuguese, English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
S&M Soft
FF Active/Passive
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 80$
Overnight Rate 200$

 

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for_special_needs, 21
Rome

Are you in a special mood and just want to go for it?

You don’t like conversation and you are focused on ass?

Perfect! I am just a hole and … how deep? Up to you!!

Guestbook of for_special_needs

Powerman – May 6, 2024
His ass should be a Unesco World Heritage Site.

for_special_needs (Owner) – May 1, 2024
I use my mind.

50latinos – May 1, 2024
I was one of a group of give guys who hired you a few months back. We fucked you for hours and I mean HOURS (late afternoon straight through till morning), and I’m just curious – what do you take to keep you going? I didn’t see you eat or drink or pop pills or inject anything the whole time, so how did you do that?

WhenSlutPigsFly – Apr 28, 2024
THANK YOU TO MEET THE BEST BOY ASS EVER!!! Your ass was AMAZING. So fresh, so hot, so wonderful. I have never seen such a perfect extreme hot boy’s ass before!!! It gave everything I wanted!

MasterFuckYou – Apr 22, 2024
He has an ass like a wizard’s sleeve

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages Italian, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 600€

 

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Notmyrealname, 21
Prague

I am the twink porn star Kris Drew, and my boyfriend Marvin, 27, is my manager for escorting services. I am autistic, have ADHD, a lazy eye, and have trouble communicating verbally, but I assure you I understand the full implications of anal sex. We accept in-calls only in central Prague. Or if you’d like to sit and watch me bottom for someone who loves me (Marvin) that’s also on the table.

Guestbook of Notmyrealname

Badguy – May 12, 2024
He is very enthusiastic, and I had the feeling that he has enough energy to inspire the whole world!

Notmyrealname (Owner) – May 11, 2024
Martin watching me take loads at the fan Breed and Greet event said the count ended at 32.

Notmyrealname (Owner) – May 6, 2024
Organizing a Breed and Greet event for my fans where they would get a chance to use my hole, chat to me and take a photo with me for free. Message me for the details.

Thor:Love&Thunder – May 5, 2024
Caution, I did a thorough search, and there is no porn performer under the name of Kris Drew.

Notmyrealname (Owner) – May 3, 2024
If my maths and the tally marks on my thighs are correct… I took at least 19 loads today.

immeim – May 3, 2024
i saw you mentioned on tiktok and was just interested by the comments😭 you seem fun tho yay

Notmyrealname (Owner) – Apr 29, 2024
Just helped two ex-lovers bond by breeding me together 😚

Notmyrealname (Owner) – Apr 25, 2024
Being an autistic bottom who dislikes rude people is funny because you can call me a worthless f*g and fuck my brains into mush and that’s fine but if you message me a “???” cos I haven’t replied to your message within five minutes I will block you.

gustaff – Apr 21, 2024
I thought someone so cute can’t be as easy as he self-portrays, but I just met him…and guess what: Maybe it’s his autism, but I forgot all about money, client, escort and so on and just fucked and fucked and fucked him. It was so incredible, I cried.

Notmyrealname (Owner) – Apr 18, 2024
When he slides his cock inside your hole and immediately asks “fuck how many loads are in there?” 😩

Notmyrealname (Owner) – Apr 15, 2024
Getting pre-loaded with anonymous loads at the sauna before my date tonight so my client can use them as lube later 😇

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Czech, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 120€
Overnight Rate 250€

 

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golddigga, 24
Madrid

I consider myself good at everything hahahaha it’s a joke. Love sex not monotony. I want money. I like to experiment and I’m bi because I like the ticket.

I had a serious girlfriend but she died of cancer 3 months ago. Since then I have been depressed and drunk.

Guestbook of golddigga

golddigga (Owner) – May 7, 2024
From now on I’ll only meet feminine, skinny guys under 32.

intomyownpleasure – May 7, 2024
If you’re sexually frustrated and horny enough he will do.

golddigga (Owner) – May 3, 2024
Jesus watches me🔥

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Average
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
S&M Ask
FF Ask
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 65€
Overnight Rate 170€

 

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FonzdeJong, 20
Nijmegen

If you have a big cock and just wanna hang out lowkey with Tina, booze, g, m, etc, partying really loosens me.
I’m a boy with a pussy, yes, a boy with a pussy AND an asshole, I was born with them, and they are beautiful and rare and VERY WET, and they will turn you crazy.
Random booty and pussy bumps are great, Cialis is great.
I’m a bit shy about how open and loose I can get in different positions.
After pnp and booze, etc. I love choking on cock with rough throat fucking and my holes plowed and filled over and over.
Not quite sure what my limits might be so just keep going.
No matter how old, no matter where, no matter who.

Guestbook of FonzdeJong

FonzdeJong (Owner) – May 11, 2024
C.🅰️.💲.H. Ⓜ️.E. 0️⃣UT.

Trent – May 10, 2024
I’m gay but I’ve always wanted to fuck a girl once, and thought I’d finally let my intrusive thoughts win. Thanks for your help haha.

TonyScott – May 8, 2024
Vaginas are interesting, but I still I find solace in the simplicity of an ass.

I’msoldier – May 5, 2024
The images are correct. I rang the bell downstairs. And he opens the door for me at the top of the third floor, naked. He’s a little flouncy for a boy but we started. Plied him with booze, T, and weed then I spanked his ass and ate his pussy and he blew me. And I fucked both of them hard. He is worth the money. You can’t complain about 50 per hour. Gladly again. Fonz the horny whore in Nijmegen.

FonzdeJong (Owner) – May 5, 2024
I can unfortunately get pregnant without a condom.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Dutch, English
Position Bottom only
Dick No answer
S&M Soft
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 150€

 

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Toto, 18
Munich

My name is Toto named after the dog in Wizard of Oz by my parents.

I only came out as a sissy slut 3 months ago and I’m now living it up 24/7.

I’ll spread my hole for anyone, I just need dick, been craving it since elementary school.

Recently I’ve been swallowing hormones from the black market to become even more feminine.

Let’s get you laid.

Guestbook of Toto

102386latino – May 10, 2024
Now you’re charging for it?!? Since when?!?

Curdloadingguy – May 10, 2024
Let make ur puss seeded by my curd loading for free.

Analhunter99 – May 8, 2024
Toto is for sure one of the best fuck holes around, non-stop hard deep fucking, again and again, hours fly by, more and more. You think you’ll want a break? Not with Toto, his ass demands your cock, it drags your cock inside like a Tsunami, all the time whistling like a Disney princess, over again and again and again! I only stopped because he was almost unconscious. A little more English would have been cool, but otherwise everything was GREAT!

dotcomforme – May 7, 2024
Obvs filtered face shots, but not far off.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Asian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Thai, German, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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Urfavoritesugarbabies, 19
Berlin

Twink couple from Poland are in Berlin for the next 2-3 weeks if we don’t find a Sugardaddy we will move to another city.

Guestbook of Urfavoritesugarbabies

MarkMiller – May 3, 2024
Complacent, narcissistic, narrow-minded, with superiority complexes to compensate for their inferiority (it’s so banal), who paraphrase themselves like dogs trying to catch their tails, who have so little culture that they do not even know that their “brilliant” ideas have already been created, stated, criticized, denounced twenty years or even twenty centuries ago, stupid to the point of being convinced that giving their opinion or making a comment on Facebook makes their words gospel. But it is true that the twink with the bangs is so hot that I was willing to waste time being conciliatory and patient with his mediocrity and imbecility.

Onlyforyourculture – Apr 30, 2024
They’re not intelligent. If you take them out to showcase as trophies to your friends, do it for their looks, not their brains.

RUTHLESS_BEAST – Apr 27, 2024
believe me when I say you boys would love spending time with me and believe me when I say I have a huge cock

BreadlyBear – Apr 22, 2024
They’re bland as fuck… until you’re not.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages Polish, Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
S&M Ask
FF Ask
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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POOP, 18
Los Angeles

I am a SoCal teen femboy but 4 tonight I am POOP

Drug me, popper me, hypno me. I am POOP! I am POOP. I am made of poop, I smell like poop, I look like poop, feel like poop. I am POOP

I am depraved, stinky, being an animal, crying feeling like the scum of the earth like cattle like monkey dump like poop. I love lots of filth, BDSM, Raunch, Degradation, Satan, Crying, RAPE… just for starters👹

Here to be honest about the fact that I run away from my filth a lot. I’ve been here and gotten scared of my darkness and ran away but tonight I’m not running. I’m listening to hypno accepting my place… I AM POOP!

Guestbook of POOP

Friendlyandsocial – May 10, 2024
what do i put here

POOP (Owner) – May 9, 2024
Biggest beyhive member in Southern California

POOP (Owner) – May 8, 2024
If you manage to tie me up, it’s free for all the hours you can keep me tied up.

Jmano2 – May 7, 2024
Life’s short so why not

POOP (Owner) – May 4, 2024
My last account (loveitsloppy) was deleted because someone really horrible and biologically related to me catfished me with a fake photo and raped me and threatened to tell my dad I’m gay which made here seem like a bad place to be but I’m back because its just a part of life and not the end of me.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 1300$

 

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weloveflowers, 19
Lodi

Top dad and bottom Twink couple looking for another Top. Strictly only threesome, dad and you fucking twink etc. Inexperience not a problem (Dad can teach you hehe). Twink is exclusively bottom but sometimes into eating hole, or mine at least.

Guestbook of weloveflowers

RimCardashian – May 10, 2024
Vanilla dad and twink who enjoy regular sex and a standard relationship model. Nothing wrong with that, as long as you’re having fun. I didn’t.

MisterActor – May 7, 2024
I was hoping for a lot more “etc”.

weloveflowers (Owner) – May 5, 2024
This isn’t something we do often but he’s really wanting it and I will do anything to please him.

sam100 – May 2, 2024
I like your bf because he looks warm.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Asian
Body Hair Little
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Italian, Japanese, Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Cut
S&M Soft
FF Ask
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 250€

 

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MerlinSt0ned, 18
Paris

Breaking into the Escort Community of Paris and being bent over counters by top after top. Flirtatious boy whose butt has gotten me everything I have since puberty. I may look like the epitome of innocence, but I’m a submissive whore when a Daddy is willing to pay me, yet beware, I’m a power bottom that if I want something more from you, I’m going to try and take it. Best have those restraints ready if you want me at the going price.

Guestbook of MerlinSt0ned

PozzingBoyhole – Apr 29, 2024
You won’t regret it but you’ll also forget you ever did it.

MerlinSt0ned (Owner) – Apr 27, 2024
I’m a natural blonde including blonde public hair (I know, weird).

cumlive – Apr 26, 2024
No one’s mentioned this, but I have to add unequivocally that this twink has amazing landscaping and cleaning skills! He can also cook and fully service a swimming pool! Jesus!

BobTheConstructor – Apr 20, 2024
His ass is still so charismatic even though I’ve had it many times and considering how much I have done with it.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 400€

 

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YoursTruly, 23
Glasgow

I am an escort who has no identity, no soul or name Sir. I am simply an object to be paid for Sir. I have no standards or limits if money’s involved Sir. My purpose is to serve You for money by any means Sir. I am a commodity, commodities have no opinions Sir. You are my Superior Sir, for enough money you have the right to use me however you like Sir. As a purchasable male I have no business refusing or resisting You or any other You’s you decide to share me with Sir. I humbly hope my cock and holes are good enough for you to consider paying for Sir. I surf, skate and play football so I am hot Sir.

Guestbook of YoursTruly

YoursTruly (Owner) – May 8, 2024
I can stick my dick in your mouth until you tell me to cum and I’m proud of knowing how to control my urges to bust a nut when you tell me to.

Sissy_boy709 – May 8, 2024
I am hungry for your cock. Meet me today in water escape park, as I am coming with my relatives today so want to have a seductive fantasy of fun there.

YoursTruly (Owner) – May 6, 2024
The biggest goal of this escort is being put up for sale in a market, put on display, naked so that potential buyers can come and inspect, grope and finger me, and a Sugardaddy saying “I’ll take the blond”, then leading me away to be loaded in a vehicle and taken off to be used sexually, denied luxuries like furniture use, clothing, warm water, or anything that he deems too luxurious for me until he grows tired of me and sells me at a profit entirely for his benefit, with no regard for me. I’m just a dumb blond.

Anton – May 6, 2024
Best night of your or anyone’s life.

MAX – May 4, 2024
I have a huge horse cock. I live to facefuck. My endurance is feared. 2 – 6 hours is no problem for me. My first time with him I could tell he was scared. I put the poppers bottle to his nose, and then it was a lot easier. I said let’s try and if it doesn’t fit we can do something else, and I started to push it inside, whispering relax, don’t be scared, trust me it will feel good, and by then I was already fully in his throat and I could see his pain changing to warmth, and I felt like we were one and I said, see I told you.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
S&M Yes
FF Active/Passive
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200£
Overnight Rate 600£

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Thanks, yeah, I’m still trying to find the potential fun in the Olympics invasion. You never know. I would like our original producer’s face to look like a superimposition of all those masks at the same time, thank you. Love has an ass like a wizard’s sleeve, G. ** Charalampos, Hi. There’s going to be a UK edition of FLUNKER in a few weeks, and that should be cheaper to have sent. It’s going to be hardcover book, but hopefully that won’t up the price. Congrats on the renovation. Strange uncle. Love adjacent vibeage from sunny here. ** Joe, Hi. Well, check it a little. I like the works, but they’re not me doing the totally unexpected. I’m way all for short books too, for 100% sure. Very exciting about HD#2 galloping or yours or you both’s! Yay! ** Lucas, Hi, Lucas. I prefer the masks too, I think. Makes total sense. Halloween is my golden time after all. Congrats on the final finishing, and awesome about the story. I like working with pre-set forms too, although I never seem to be able to not deliberately fuck them up. Let your confidence build, yeah, just don’t fight it. It’ll take over maybe before you expect it to. Thanks about FLUNKER. So, finals … is school over for the term? Are you heading into being relatively free? ** Oscar 🌀, That’s probably because I’m always downing coffee while I write the p.s. Maybe that buzz is catching. The best old Frankenstein movie in my opinion is ‘Bride of Frankenstein’. ‘Frankenstein vs/ the Wolfman’ is pretty shitty but fun. I was told the UK one would appear a few weeks later, but I’ll ask the powers that be if they can be any more specific. I think it’s going to be a hardcover book, unlike the US one, for some reason. No cinema, but I hung with some good friends and, yes, drank a lot of coffees while doing so. It’s strange but I’ve never seen anyone in my neighborhood walking a dog. Ever. Weird, right? But I’ll find one somehow and excite them too. I hope you encounter an actual human who’s excited by your appearance and proximity. ** Jamie F, Hi. Thanks. Oh, I didn’t mind being tagged like that. It’s weird in France that saying a book is ‘trash’ is not a negative thing. When I first got here people would say ‘your work is trash’ but they meant it as a compliment. Very odd. Good, good, me too on the cultivated life. It makes such a difference, right? Great. ‘Plot serves the concept’, that sounds really promising. Say more when you to get a place where you want to say more. Hm, yeah, I follow my excitement. I’ve had what I thought were great ideas for a novel, but then I end up veering off in a completely weird direction instead, and then the great idea finds me. It’s an interesting power relationship: you x/vs the writing. I hope you have an awesome day too. Was it? ** _Black_Acrylic, Yes, sir. I think today is my P Therapy day. I’m in the middle of a bunch of film hell, and I need a Robinsonian break. ** Sypha, ‘“hand out” characters to “own” is a nice phrase. And activity. You should watch the documentary ‘The Wolfpack’. The family in that is a much more extreme role-play oriented bunch than your family, but it might interest you. I’ve never read ‘Frankenstein’. Or ‘Dracula’. Weird. Thanks about the book, man. What are you working on? ** A, Hey, A! Good to see ya! I figured you were in the middle of a lot re: book and post-book. I haven’t seen ‘Challengers’. I don’t know if I will, honestly. The film is inches from being finished and is under consideration by some festivals, and we’ll see. Zac and I will go to LA to do the cast & crew screening as soon as it’s finished, probably or hopefully in June. Summer: just kill me now. 30 is nothing, man. It just gets better (for a while) from there on in. Love back. ** Steve, Hi. I had a root canal a couple of years ago. It actually wasn’t that bad. Ah, thanks for the opinion on the doc. ** Bernard Welt, I did wonder if that post might suck you in. Everyone, You guys want to see the syllabi for a class Bernard Welt taught called ‘Hum I Children of Frankenstein’? I suspect you do. Go here if so. Agree, agree, re: the films. Slapping and choking are very popular in gay porn right now from what I’ve seen. It’s gotten so the porn seems listless when they’re excluded. I’m here and will be and will very happy to see you as quickly post-arrival as you so wish. There will be very little if any Olympics presence in the 10th where you are. Around me, it’s borderline suffocating already. ** Joseph, Hi. Weren’t you the one who wanted me to hook you up with the illegal/free ‘I Saw the TV Glow’? If so, here it is. You get a whole lot of pop ups at first. They’re annoying but harmless. And then they ease off. Worth it, I think. Yeah, I’m excited to do an AS book. That was my dream publisher for it when I was putting it together. I’ll def. get ‘Toad’. I like her. I met her once, and she was really nice and strange in the best way. 11:11 is great. Another always reliable press. Mosquitos love my apartment but they don’t tend to like me enough to eat me. They just like to fly in lazy, noisy circles over my head while I’m trying to sleep. ** Harper, Hey. Thanks, and haha, about my book’s cameo. I was so shocked when I wrote that novel and discovered there had never been a novel called ‘The Sluts’ before. I like that you imagine Frankenstein being French. One of us should write a novel about a French Frankenstein. You, of course, were spot on about him back in your school days in my humble opinion. I remember when it was the height of uncoolness to use the term ‘masterpiece’. ** Darbz(0.0)/Даrву 🦔, I’ve never read it, no, I don’t know why. Michael Salerno did the cover. He’s a great artist, filmmaker, and publisher (Kiddiepunk Press). Oh, no, fuck, ouch, jesus. I guess you still have an enough blood in you to think and type at least. If you take a break, I hope it’s a renaissance and a revolution rolled into one. xo. ** Justin D, Hey, JD. Yeah, Salerno’s great. I’ve known him since he was 15 years old. Wiz kid. I know, I kind of wanted to eat a few of those masks. ** Corey Heiferman, Hi, Corey. Hoppin’, here? Thanks, I do try. Weird you’re reading ‘Frankenstein’. Weird that people still read that. Not that they shouldn’t, I just thought it was one those long since mothballed books. Bresson’s cinematograph book had absolutely massive influence on me and on everything I do, filmmaking included. Everyone, Want to see a quick new experimental film by Corey? I think so, right? It’s called ‘Tuileries’, and it’s a quickie, and it’s here. Nice. Very sort of James Benning with arthritis. (Compliment). My week is a bit fucked up so far due to never ending film problems, but we’ll see. It’s very sunny. And yours? ** Uday, I guess the trick is know when you’ve written your ‘Season in Hell’. I guess you’ll know it instinctively. I don’t think people give ‘Under Attack’ as much credit as it deserves. I always stayed in campus housing during school breaks in my one year of university, and it was really super peaceful. Yum. ** Okay. It’s escorts day, very clearly. See you tomorrow.

11 Comments

  1. Jamie F

    Hey Dennis,

    ‘His ass should be a Unesco World Heritage Site.’

    What does that even mean!? 😭 Cultural significance!? Popular with tourists!?

    Yeah I actually like ‘trashy’, it can be fun done right!

    I could probably do a better job with the cultivated life at the moment, just because… idk, I notice I get lonely sometimes. I need to refocus my priorities, I guess, stop being lazy and get out more.

    Glad to hear I’m on the right track re: serving the concept and excitement when it comes to writing. I know what you mean about an idea that ‘finds you’, there was a moment in my last where I thought to myself ‘where is this even coming from!?’ but I went with it and it worked out well.

    The power relationship angle… haven’t heard that before… I’ll see what I notice as I’m writing.

    I had an okay day… usual stuff, also a friend of a friend self-published a novel recently and he asked if I would read/review/feedback, so I’ve been doing that! I like being supportive, I feel more literary somehow, haha.

    Recently I’ve been thinking about Call Me By Your Name, not sure why — have you ever read it? If so, what did you think?

    Jamie F

  2. Lucas

    hi, dennis!
    the funny thing about the escort posts is that they read virtually identically to the badly written erotica I encounter on twitter/tumblr, lol. I think you said before that you think most of them just fantasies and I agree.
    I have two finals left to go, english tomorrow and math next week, then I’m finishing the term in late june. thanks to the weird german school system I’m technically finishing secondary school but I still have to do 3 yrs at another school to get a diploma that’s actually useful if I want to study. I’m glad I’m leaving though, I’m just looking forward to the summer.
    I’m thinking about maybe visiting paris then (went early last month for the first to meet a friend, it was a wonderful) but I’m not sure because I hate crowds and want to avoid all the olympics insanity. I stayed in the 9th arr., I’m not sure how packed it’ll be.
    on that note, I hope you’re managing that well along with all the stress regarding your film and hope that clears up soon.
    I also haven’t seen challengers, but I’m really looking forward to the directors adaptation of burroughs’ queer. do you have any thoughts regarding it? it’s a book I like a lot so I’m a little nervous about it.
    thank you for reading all this and I hope you have a good day today too!!

  3. _Black_Acrylic

    So YoursTruly is a surfer in Glasgow? Still the houses behind him in his profile do look kind of Glaswegian, so maybe his story checks out.

  4. Dominik

    Hi!!

    I’d like to know how an ass that’s like a wizard’s sleeve looks and functions (the person it belongs to, though…!!!). Love is completely horny and decomplicated when he’s drunk, Od. (What a to-the-point exchange today, haha.)

  5. Justin D

    Hey, Dennis. The escorts never disappoint. Still giggling over bringmethere’s additional offer of washer/dryer & Subaru. How could anyone refuse? 😹 I was planning on going to see ‘Challengers’, but it’s dropping on VOD this Friday, so I’ll just wait. When there’s so much hype around a film, I *almost* want to hate it out of spite.

  6. Oscar 🌀

    Hey Dennis!!

    Wild, wild, wild escorts day today. Yourstruly was a wild read — can vouch that surfing is weirdly popular here, despite Glasgow being nowhere near any beach that’s any good. I’m pretty sure surf clubs here are just a front for drinking on soggy beaches, but can’t verify because I can’t swim.

    You’ve really never seen anyone in your neighbourhood walking a dog? That’s nuts. Where are all the Parisian dogs? What could they possibly be up to? What are they hiding? Do they know about updog?

    Also RE: Flunker — hardback is funky! I usually don’t go for ‘em, because if they’re on the bigger side then they really do weigh down the ol’ tote bag (Zoomer issue), but Flunker is just a wee guy, right? I’m sure it’ll be a joy to carry around.

  7. Sypha

    Hey Dennis,

    I’ll have to check out that documentary you mention. The handing out character things was mainly a way to avoid arguments over who got what toys. Like because I “owned” the Ninja Turtle Leonardo, I got all his action figures (and so on). I think the last time we really did that was when we “handed out” villains from the animated Batman cartoon in the early 90s.

    Speaking of Batman, I haven’t forgotten about how I said I would do a Batman Day for this blog. I’ve just been super-lazy and tbh it’s a daunting project, but hopefully I’ll find a way in at some point.

    “What are you working on?” Sadly not much at the moment. I’ve still got the 3rd horror short story collection (COMETH DARKNESS) lying around, but it’s been going through “development hell” for what feels like years now. Would you believe that no less than 3 publishers expressed an interest in putting it out, but all 3 times it fell through (sometimes from the actions of the publisher, once because I pulled a diva act ha ha). I’ve thought of just doing it “my way” and self-publishing the damn thing once and for all, but on the other hand, that’s a lot of work. There’s also a 4th story collection lying around, the PLEASANT TALE III one, which Misa actually proofread for me… that’s done as well, but I simply have no idea what to do with it, because unlike horror, there aren’t exactly a lot of publishers looking for books that fall into the Pleasant genre (I sometimes feel like the Pleasant, which was invented by the same friends of mine who came up with Neo-Decadence, is like Neo-Decadence’s ignored younger brother). I know in July I want to finally start writing the medieval fantasy project I’ve been researching now for close to 3 years, there’s just like 3 more books I want to squeak in before that so I can say I read 50 books for the research part of it (one of those 3 being the 7 Wonders one).

  8. Steve

    I’m supposed to hear back about the root canal’s scheduling today.

    Do you ever come across haunted house-related personals?

    I downloaded SOPHIE’s sample pack a few days ago, and I’m writing a new song using it. (The more metallic sounds are obviously her creation, so I’m avoiding them.)

    Kieran Press-Reynolds wrote an article on ambient rap that led down some intriguing rabbit holes: https://www.ninaprotocol.com/articles/the-frenetic-frailty-of-ambient-rap. I particularly like Shed Theory. They’re making hip-hop, more or less, but their vocals and beats are so soft and chopped up that they sound like a Drain Gang song disintegrating.

  9. Harper

    Hey Dennis. A book about a French Frankenstein sounds like an interesting project. For some reason my mind turns to ‘Castle Faggot’ where the characters are french fin de siecle writers turned into scatological cereal mascots. ‘Castle Frankestein’? No, I’m kidding. That would be sacrilege to Derek McCormack.

    Speaking of France, I’ve been slowly poring through John Ashbery’s translation of Rimbaud’s ‘Illuminations’. At first I was conflicted, but my brain is adjusting to a new interpretation of Rimbaud and I’m liking it. I personally really like Paul Schmidt’s translation, maybe due to that being the first Rimbaud incarnation I came across I’m biased but I like the word choice. Schmidt translates ‘Elle est retrouvée’ (from ‘Eternity’) as ‘It is recovered’ which I really like, but most translations do something along the lines of ‘it is found again’ which I don’t think I like as much. I suppose in translation there’s a battle between mimicking specific sounds and finding words that fit a certain definition. The whole thing reveals the limits of language. Unfortunately I’m not in the mood to learn French, I’ve been learning Spanish for three years and haven’t got anywhere.

    Also, funnily enough there’s a character in the book I’m writing called Toto (the character wants to be a dog) and have been battling if it was dumb, but seeing this now, I think it’ll work.

  10. Dom Lyne

    Hey Dennis,

    How’s it going? Awesome news about the new book! Can’t wait!! So much to look forward to this year. Marilyn Manson announced new music today… so my thirteen year old self is hyper-excited.

    Last year I submitted that audio-play I wrote to the BBC’s latest Writers Open Call opportunity, and got the result today… the script made it through to the 2nd stage, which means from the 5000 submitted scripts it got down to the top 9%… so I’m chuffed with that. Not too shabby for an audio-play about a Sting operation. At least now the play’s free to ship around.

    Did an online reading earlier this month for the (re)launch of an anthology I’ve got a poem in, and have just got invited to be part of an actual in-person reading next month. I think I might dredge up some of my older poems for it.

    All is good here, busy as always. How is the film going?

    Sending hugs and love.

    Dom

  11. Corey Heiferman

    So many great one-liners today, plus donotmentionself’s comment on pig_of_sorts reminded me of Marco Vassi. If you haven’t started working on the Marco Vassi Day I can take the assignment.

    I was just writing about Wizard of Oz characters yesterday in Hebrew. I was wondering how it might be for the Tin Man to get a circumcision.

    I appreciate the “Benning with arthritis” response. That was basically what I was going for.

    It was nice to have a holiday day off in the middle of the week. Finally becoming a beach person. I recently got one of those shade semi-tents, which helps a lot. Are you or have you been a beach person?

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