The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“I am in love with someone but he isn’t ready to commit until I get off coke so that’s still on hold.”

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BehaveBadly, 19
Mallorca

I (beard, striped shorts) can fuck the crap out of my friend in the red shorts while you watch and touch and taste him, or we can fuck the crap out of him together.

Guestbook of BehaveBadly

Dstprs – Aug 10, 2023
Your friend needs to learn how to suck cock more effectively.

itsmejohn – Aug 9, 2023
His friend’s name is Valentino Ramirez and he is 19 years old. He was raised in Los Angeles County California. He loves working out at the gym and he is a paramedic and a firefighter and a registered nurse. Also he is bottom, also he has 4 sets of twins and triplets and he has three kids.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latino
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL
Fisting Versatile
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 90€
Overnight Rate 300€

 

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Joey, 18
Houston

I don’t really know anything because I’m a virgin. I jerked off with porn, that’s what I did. Sugar daddy please take me away.

Guestbook of Joey

idontknowdudeeee – Aug 8, 2023
CAN SOME BEAR JUST POP HIS FUCKING CHERRY ALREADY FFS

Fuckstrangers – Aug 4, 2023
He’s only willing to be fucked by a bear in a car sadly.

-Sheesh- – Aug 3, 2023
Let’s talk and figure this out.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little hair
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick M
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 350$

 

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twinkboytoy, 19
London

19 year old prettiest boy you’ll ever see looking to be completely turned into a complete slutty sextoy by older wealthy daddies. I just decided to transition into girl a few months ago so there’s still time. I am also always clean and I smell super incredible. I believe that we all have a purpose in life and that mine is to be employed as a body to be financed and enjoyed. I find big income gaps a huge turn on.

Guestbook of twinkboytoy

twinkboytoy (Owner) – Aug 12, 2023
Your memories of me are beautiful, and beautifully expressed. From a bottom to a top, thank you for letting me inspire you!

Assmunch – Aug 12, 2023
After I shot in him, I loved the thought of my cum up inside him. I paid hard earned cash to make that load, just for him. And I feel like he did something special for me by taking it. He asked me immediately after I came if I could cum inside him again for another 50, and the sweet way he asked revved my dick back up and I was able to keep fucking him and gave him another one 10 minutes later. And another 8 minutes after that. Damn, that one was tough to crank out, but I did it for him. And the look in his eyes when I shot that one was full of love, probably for my money but still. I’m still thinking about my cum swimming around in his ass days later. Man, I love fucking economically challenged boys who love getting cash fucked.

Babygohome – Aug 8, 2023
Tiny bloke with little genitals, a plump ass, tight hole, and a cavernous rectum.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English, German, Italian
Position Bottom only
Dick S
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 50£
Overnight Rate 100£

 

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BUTTIDIGRESS, 20
Zürich

Eastern-European boy offers the following (and 99999% nothing else, please don’t ask)
– I lie on my bed and piss and shit myself (naked or clothed)
– You watch and suck my feet if you want
– You clean the bed after if you want
My cock only 16.5 cm but it’s gorgeous.

Big shit in morning (9-ish), normal shit in afternoon (2/3-ish). Not available in evenings.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Some
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages German, English, French
Position No answer
Dick L
Fisting No
S&M No
Dirty Yes
Kissing NO
Hourly Rate 70€
Overnight Rate 200€

 

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IDoWhatYouWant, 19
Athens

Just a cute Greek boy who needs to feel helpful. Maybe you could use me as a taxi driver, having to come out and pick you up wherever you are. Maybe I could do your shopping for you. Maybe there’s sex involved too.

Guestbook of IDoWhatYouWant

IDoWhatYouWant (Owner) – Aug 11, 2023
Anyone who complains about me is a liar and stupid.

TobiasHairyTobias – Aug 11, 2023
He’s a klepto, wherever he goes, he steals.

mecantony – Aug 11, 2023
Very expensive but the best in Greece according to me. Extremely cute, very cute. Again the best in Greece. I reached orgasm, which is very difficult!!! If you want a a very young and cute looking lay, he is the whore to which many here may be entitled to.

IDoWhatYouWant (Owner) – Aug 9, 2023
I shine thru the rest of these mfs.

Zoo6956 – Aug 9, 2023
The seriousness can be seen from the position of his thigh and especially the prominence of his purse.
He has a habit of drinking wayyy too much alcohol wayyy too often.
He has an ass that will make you travel to another planet.
The only bad thing is the very high price because we are otherwise talking about a great opportunity.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Greek, English
Position Versatile
Dick L
Fisting Versatile
S&M Soft
Dirty Yes
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 1500€

 

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LoseMind, 18
Bratislava

Hello, i am young, smooth and slim man from Bratislava. I want to be a porn actor (I’ve been in 2 scenes so far). Because of this I trained with local men and boys, so now I am anal passive champion and the Golden Trophy of European Cocksucker winner 😀
I also love playing video games but my lack of money stops that. I also have a *huge* wrist watch fetish.

Guestbook of LoseMind

LoseMind (Owner) – Aug 7, 2023
If we fall in love with each other, we can marry.

LoseMind (Owner) – Aug 6, 2023
Thank you, ❤️

Close2MyBro – Aug 6, 2023
You need to accept yourself as a slut, both inside and out. Until you can own being a slut, you’re always going to cry or feel depressed about it. What I mean is that you have to get yourself to the point where you’re not afraid to tell people you’re a slut, you’re not afraid of people finding out you’re a slut, or talking about you being a slut or being concerned about being used by another man for sex and then tossed aside. As long as some part of you is holding onto some adolescent view of who you thought you would be when you grew up, you aren’t going to be able to get past the feelings.

itsmygame – Aug 5, 2023
A bit of a crybaby while getting double penetrated but he does it until the end.

LoseMind (Owner) – Aug 1, 2023
I’m a little depressed but I look good naked.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Slovakian, Russian, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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YyesxAlvaro, 19
Strasbourg

Two 19yo tough guys who secretly do it all.

Kiss active
Kiss passive
Masturbate active
Masturbate passive
Oral active
Oral passive
Anal active
Anal passive
Rimming active
Rimming passive
Pee active
Pee passive
S/M active
S/M passive
Fisting active
Fisting passive
Foot fetish active
Foot fetish passive
Threesome with strangers
Threesome with colleagues
Spanking active
Spanking passive
Bondage active
Bondage passive
Dildo active
Dildo passive
Nipple play active
Passive nipple play
Deepthroat active
Deepthroat passive

Guestbook of YyesxAlvaro

BritishLad – Aug 11, 2023
Their Mary Poppins bag of toys will have you giving it to them heavy in no time. And if you like to dance, they’ll put on some of their mixes and mashups!

YyesxAlvaro (Owner) – Aug 7, 2023
Lately weve been into fucking married women hard core while their men watch. Everyone seems to cum nonstop so thats a good thing, right?

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Arab
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages French, Arab, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL
Fisting Versatile
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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nakedisgreat, 23
Los Angeles

I am looking for men who are voyeurs, age, body type, and race don’t matter whatsoever. Essentially I want men who has a private home with a in home gym (treadmill at least), a nice private backyard, and a sauna as well. I will work out naked, then do deep stretching and yoga fully naked, then spend sometime in the sauna, rinse the sweat off and then sun bathe in the backyard on a towel for awhile. You can observe all of that and then have your way with me, ideally on the towel. This is something I would like to do up to 5 times a week or more.

Note: Last year I got into a rough car accident from an at fault drunk driver and broke my leg. But I’m finally all healed up and totally normal again.

Guestbook of nakedisgreat

nakedisgreat (Owner) – Aug 12, 2023
I’m now spoken for and living at the beach in Malibu for the first time in my life which is a dream come true.

have_fun_now – Aug 2, 2023
You’re in need of a nasty man like a demon clown. Evil circus clown forcing you to gag on cupcakes over and over while spanking you to keep you prancing for entertainment. Stuff your mouth full of whip cream while fucking you with a dildo with death metal blaring around or evil clown music. You get the idea.

LongDingDong – Aug 2, 2023
You need someone who has complete power of attorney over you for life.

DAD-SADIST – Aug 2, 2023
I’d love to give you pain and be sucked Deepthroat. I’m not going to pay you. I’ll be at the Eagle sexclub on Friday evening. If you want to suffer, come!

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Asian
Body Hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Chinese, English
Position Versatile
Dick M
Fisting Versatile
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Mobilecokeass, 19
Berlin

Cocaine makes me a total pushover. When I’m on coke anyone can get me in bed. I come to you and you coke me up and nail my hot asshole.

I used to own butt plugs but the handle part of it came off.

I am in love with someone but he isn’t ready to commit until I get off coke so that’s still on hold.

I believe doing this is in no way cheating or betraying the person I love.

Guestbook of Mobilecokeass

brando710 – Aug 7, 2023
This bottom’s hole will eat your face.

Mobilecokeass (Owner) – Aug 6, 2023
I hate water.

Theresabearinthere – Aug 6, 2023
Tequila works too.

Mobilecokeass (Owner) – Aug 4, 2023
I will top, but only for FTM, as I do love boy vagina 😍

texasdaddy1 – Aug 2, 2023
Everything I sought in him I found.

Thebest_ – Aug 1, 2023
FANTASTIC ASS THANKS BABY😈😜

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Some
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages German, Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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TwinkHavoc, 18
Bogota

Hi, I’m Stefan, 18 years old.
You decide what I should do for pocket money.
Really no matter what.
One man smeared himself with food and I ate it off him while he jerked off.
It didn’t faze me.
You decide.

Guestbook of TwinkHavoc

superhornynow – Aug 10, 2023
If you’re being slammed, Chocolate Milk was seemingly invented for slammers. It puts a LOT of good healthy stuff into your body.

Fuckyourlife – Aug 10, 2023
Solid food is not out of the question. From the time you eat, food takes 6-8 hours to pass through the stomach and small intestine and enter the colon. From there, transit time from the beginning of the ascending colon to the rectum is 30-40 hours. You can have a snack… but not anything that’s going to leave uncomfortable crumbs on the bed and piss off your bangers. But if they’re loading up your mouth too I doubt you’ll be hungry.

TwinkHavoc (Owner) – Aug 10, 2023
I’ve been offered a lot of money to be cumdump gangbang bottom.
I want to ask any experienced bottoms on this site – what do you eat or drink during such a thing?
I assume you stop eating several hours before the start of the gangbang and then you douche very very well.
But then what do you do to get some energy during what I’m told will be 12 hour or even longer gangbang???
Do you drink lots of Gatorade? Or energy drinks? I assume food is out of question??!! Any one can give me some advice?? Thanks!

nonbinaryhedonist – Aug 6, 2023
Have a husband, but after a boy that will let me fuck him whilst my husband watches and sulks.

hereforthebros – Aug 6, 2023
I want you to experience the sensation of not forgetting the person who made your first time getting fisted a living hell.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latino
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L
Fisting Versatile
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 20$
Overnight Rate 60$

 

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crazykid, 19
Berlin

sk8ter 4 lyfe

str8 idk why im here tbh

i just see other sk8ters making bank off their bods and its just making me jealous

Guestbook of crazykid

DarkCo – Aug 7, 2023
Fucking him is like giving your cock a short vacation in the most luxurious resort in Central America.

Insta69 – Aug 1, 2023
I wanna know you personal.

better-call-cole – July 29, 2023
I relaxed his core on the floor.

seffff – July 26, 2023
Talkative kid but goes dead silent when you’re fucking him. When he gets close to finishing his breath becomes erratic though.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Latino
Body Hair Some
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, German, English
Position Versatile
Dick L
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate 80€
Overnight Rate 300€

 

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Open4business, 20
East Hampton

I’m married to a much older man, but the relationship isn’t going well, he hardly ever has sex with me anymore, and I feel insecure, empty and lost and I lack purpose in my life, which is why I am looking for a new long-term sugardaddy husband that I could live with, and dedicate my body to, and provide sex to him since I lack purpose in my life, and I feel insecure and inferior.

Guestbook of Open4business

Get2BeDone – Aug 13, 2023
Money grubbing and horny. Good mixture.

suckoftheirish – Aug 8, 2023
My best guess is I would love to learn the whole world with you.
The rest I do not know.

Lookingforfun77 – Aug 5, 2023
Then the experience. I just had it. He is a little fairy hunk. His smile is nice, but at the same time he can make serious slut face. Clean feet and toes. His armpits are particularly important. He’ll let you suck his cock and do it right and tell you how it feels. He’ll let you lick and suck his nipples until they glow. He’ll let you lick his butt until it relaxes and then you can fuck his open butt. He’ll let you push his well fucked hole in your face and inhale the scent. His balls will be right under your nose. There is something for everyone.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little hair
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick XXL
Fisting Versatile
S&M No
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Hey_iam_Cutie, 18
Hévíz

Hello men and boys,
i am felix
As you have probably already seen from the pictures, I am a pretty femboy with a big cock.
I live alone in an apartment. I can therefore theoretically earn money 24/7.

What I’m looking for is mainly 💵🐷👴🏻 and gifts from God.

Guestbook of Hey_iam_Cutie

Hey_iam_Cutie (Owner) – Aug 4, 2023
My bank account before (.) and my bank account after (,)

masterofdisaster – Aug 4, 2023
His ass before (.) and his ass after (o)

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Hungarian, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S
Fisting Passive
S&M No
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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DeineSpermaNutte, 20
Hamburg

HI…..I urgently need a driver who will pick me up from Brunsbüttel (zip code 25541, Dithmarschen district) and take me to Hamburg! …..You can do whatever you want with me the whole drive! Filming, rimming, kissing, fuck, SM, etc etc….. do what you want! When I’m in Hamburg I can get fucked by other guys for you too until tomorrow morning and you get the money! …. I take the juice from one after the other and you earn money from it!….. I’m your personal 2-hole whore pig for one night! ……. AND AS A BONUS YOU CAN …

Guestbook of DeineSpermaNutte

DeineSpermaNutte (Owner) – Aug 1, 2023
Mother’s funeral.

Pyssykiller – Aug 1, 2023
What’s so important in Hamburg?

akashit_ – Aug 1, 2023
a friend and i fucked him before he fucked up his lips and we enjoyed him more than our gfs

DeineSpermaNutte (Owner) – Aug 1, 2023
I am trying to be completely open and honest …. I know some actions that I have taken in the past have been unacceptable and I am working to become better….. I also know that my face is not ideal and I am constantly working to try and make it cuter, but it is difficult without money ……… And I am sorry that I am so pathetic!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages German, Croatian, English
Position More bottom
Dick M
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 5€
Overnight Rate 10€

 

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Bicyclist4Analingus, 19
Toulouse

To all those who want to gently discover the joys of giving anal pleasure, I offer long rimming sessions. It’s about slipping your tongue between my small muscular buttocks and licking my ass first very lightly then with intensity, alternating gently and wildly, and looking for the movements that make me moan the most. It will give me a whole slew of micro orgasms.

Once my ass is well dilated and wet with saliva, then you finger me, touching every centimeter of the inner walls of my anus, my prostate prostate, with your ideally long fingers. Here again the sensations you give me can be subtle or intense and you will only have to let yourself go to create them.

I finally propose to you that when my anus is sufficiently wide and deep, you replace your fingers with your coarse, wet tongue and devour, and you will jerk me off. You will delay my ejaculation as much as possible while you eat your fill. My cock will be more and more sensitive, and my desire to cum will be almost permanent. You will continue for a long time just on the verge of orgasm until your hunger for my anus is sated, and you finally let me explode with great spurts.

Guestbook of Bicyclist4Analingus

Bicyclist4Analingus (Owner) – Aug 9, 2023
I do delete this account from time to time to avoid being consumed.

buddyboy – Aug 6, 2023
He projects really piggy in his profile but in person he’s more fragile and complex.

BumEater – July 28, 2023
Bum. Just give me tha bum.

Socially_awkward – July 28, 2023
My mind thinks about his ass every second, i am nothing but a human car wash for his ass. Please!

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little hair
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, French
Position Top
Dick M
Fisting No
S&M No
Dirty Yes
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate 130€
Overnight Rate 600€

 

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Girltfutalkingabout, 20
Preston

I’m 20 years old but I look like a 12 year old dirty slut and I’m willing to do anything, ANYTHING for £ and I offer so much. 🤭

Guestbook of Girltfutalkingabout

Girltfutalkingabout (Owner) – Aug 10, 2023
I realize I’m in the twilight of my years of passing for 12 year old, I just feel like I have a great look for a 12 year old, so it’s sad. But I still just can’t keep my hands off myself, so I figured I’d share.

JackKelly – Aug 10, 2023
He’s in his late 20s at least and that’s not my bag.

luckymeee – Aug 8, 2023
stuff I’ve done with him: 👨🏻 Dad/son, 👨‍👨‍👦 Groups, 🕳️ Gaping, ✋🏻 Spanking, 🤬 Verbal, 👙 Lingerie, 🥚 Egg play (stuffed eggs in him and made him “lay” them)

Anonymous – Aug 7, 2023
I’m a pedo and he is not convincing

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Arab
Body Hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick S
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Student, 18
Lyon

I don’t want a real thank you.

18 years old, I start higher education.
I am fairly often in Valence and Paris.

I work at McDonald’s so if I don’t answer it’s that I work, thank you.

I do bodybuilding, I can show you what I’ve built, and a little more.

Guestbook of Student

Flesh4fantasy – July 29, 2023
HE GOOD FOR SEX NOT GOOD FOR SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS BECAUSE HE NOT GOOD AND HE NOT HAVE A NICE MANNERS

Duskybottom – July 27, 2023
You’re everything, I’m an inferior nothing. Only You matter.

jacksonishorny – July 27, 2023
I don’t know I sort of feel as a man of a certain age I want to lick you like a lollipop like on your face just grab it hard and lick it.

murdererofthought – July 27, 2023
If you’re a man of a certain age like me he’s got a Leif Garrett’s evil twin facial thing going on

SodoFreak – July 23, 2023
He’s just your ordinary gay student with a foxy butt.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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xDavex, 19
Milan

Hey Im Dave and also Dajinna (drag queen). Dajinna is a pig in bed with a shock-proof ass or Dave is like having sex with your best straight buddy. Both have a XL cock. Dajinna is affordable, but if you want Dave it’s going to cost you a whole lot of money.

Guestbook of xDavex

Fuckyouhard – Aug 6, 2023
I couldn’t afford Dave so I took Dajinna and contented myself wth knowing Dave was in there somewhere.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little hair
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages Italian, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL
Fisting Ask me
S&M Ask me
Dirty Ask me
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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PrettySmartBoy, 18
Barstow

Geeky straight teenager in Barstow who gets flirted with at my job (Dairy Queen) by older gay men a lot

My friends don’t believe me but it’s true

I could see that leading somewhere but probably nonsexual (although once or twice might be fine after I get to know you)

Guestbook of PrettySmartBoy

PrettySmartBoy (Owner) – Aug 10, 2023
I have a skinny ass and I do not and will not muscularize it.

If that bothers you skip me, I like my skinny ass!

I might do some sit ups if someone wanted just nothing insane.

Jerkhairy – Aug 9, 2023
Yank down his underwear and fill him up.

PrettySmartBoy (Owner) – Aug 8, 2023
I’m weird a little but trust me you’re gonnna like me👉🏻👈🏻

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 250$
Overnight Rate 1000$

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Welcome back! And congrats on the positive activity burst. We’re on a break from editing for about another week and then it’ll be serious crunch time to get the film ready for our first festival submission next month. It’s going to be intense. The hell roiling around the film on the Producer level has gotten even worse, and … too much to explain, but it’s truly horrible, and yet we’ll survive it somehow. Cool, let’s hold hands and face the complete, unedited past. I’m guessing you didn’t help love out on that farfetched little money grab scheme. Love managing to restrain himself from committing murder in the first degree, G. ** Dee Kilroy, Hey. Huh, does the term rube come from Rube Goldberg? I wonder. Yeah, the gun one … ha ha ha. Being the age I am, for me it was that game Mouse Trap. It seemed like the architectural model of the perfect future of everything. Young brains are so nice. ** David Ehrenstein, I don’t know those films. Are they Goldbergian, I take it? ** Misanthrope, Kind of sad how in this current world you can’t even believe homemade videos anymore. Sounds like your b’day hit all its marks. Well, I guess you’re officially a daddy now. Daddies are very popular. I don’t remember them being so popular when I turned into a daddy, and grandaddies are not so popular, ha ha. ** Tosh Berman, My pleasure, of course. I did enjoy ‘Mission: Impossible’. I did think it was way too long, but you can’t argue with those set pieces. That dangling train thing at the end was so good, and even fresh. Weird. ** _Black_Acrylic, Creating fascination is like the Novel Peace Prize of blog making goals. I got caught/trounced in a heavy rain burst last night with just a thin shirt on my back. A little bit refreshing though, don’t you think? ** Mark, Hi, Mark. ‘Der Lauf der Dinge’ is the ultimate Rube Goldberg thing Or at the least the video of it is. Right, it’s today. Maybe you’re already on the plane and eating peanuts. Have an extremely amazing time. Check in if you get good WiFi and a bored moment. ** Jack Skelley, Oh, right, why didn’t I think to include the PeeWee one. Strange. I saw pix of the Book Fair. Grr, slurp. I saw Sabrina last night, and she’s gonna query you re: our international planning Zoom. Ace and no surprise on the Semiotext(e) best seller slot. Whoop! ** Steve Erickson, Nice, nice, sounds way fun, the program. And thanks for the links. I’ll try to glean some fun for myself. Everyone, ‘Listen’ up, here’s Mr. Erickson: ‘My August music roundup for Gay City News, which covers the latest album by Shamir and the debut album by comedian and former DAILY SHOW correspondent jaboukie, came out today.’ A ‘backlash against the current preference for “wholesomeness”’ is absolutely in the cards and rumbling already. That’s how it always works. Can’t come speedily enough. ** ryan, Hi, Ryan! Oh, wow, good question. I can’t think of actual print journals/magazines that have that focus. I could be blanking out. As for online, the first place that springs to mind is SCAB, which is run by one of this blog’s beloved commenters/contributors Dominik. Otherwise, there’s Maudlin House. Chuck Palahniuk has a sub stack where he punishes transgressive work he likes/accepts called Plot Spoiler. ExPat Press publishes sometimes daring work on their site consistently, and it’s a well viewed venture. Otherwise, I’ll have to think further. Everyone, ryan is asking about lit journals/sites that publish short ‘strange, radical’ fiction. If anyone reading this can suggest places to him here, that would be great. Maybe someone else can further the lead. Good luck. And feel more than free to be here anytime you want to. ** Cody Goodnight, Hi. I’m … I’ll say ok to be brief, ha ha. Nice: your childhood RG machines. I did like ‘M:I’ apart from it being quite a bit too long. Doug Walker is off my to-do list, not that he was actually ever on it, ha ha. I really liked The Mothers of Invention when I was a teen. I saw them live a bunch of times. I was very into everything up through ‘Weasels Ripped My Flesh’, but then I kind of gradually faded them/Zappa out. I had slight hopes that ‘Voyage of the Demeter’ might be fun. Alas. I’ll try it on a plane where you would be amazed by what’s acceptable. Great day/night combo to you, Cody. ** malcolm, Hi. Well, I guess the problem is that they want a whole lot of money, and they want to feel sure they will make it, so they don’t look at something that’s original and fresh and think, ‘Let’s figure out how to make a lot of people want to see this’, but rather ‘This’ll be an easy sell.’ And they’re so often wrong. And yet they don’t change. You got me as to the ‘why’ there. Super awesome about the premiere! Great, great! Obviously, yeah, do the festival hunt first. That part’s so frustrating, but I guess it’s worth the delays. I’d love to see it, obviously, thank you! I don’t really mind doing almost all of the work myself, or rather with Zac. What I really don’t like is when you have a person in charge who is supposed to organise things for you and raise the needed money and let you just figure out the creative stuff as part their responsibilities and job and who then does virtually nothing while expecting to get all the credit that comes with being the person in charge, which is the situation we’ve gone through with ‘RT’. That’s been heinous, but if we were to know in advance that we have to do 90% of the work ourselves, I think that would be acceptable. But I hear you. I suspect that collaborating really helps a bunch. Summer here is almost spookily mild and wonderful. It seems completely bizarre, but I’m grateful. It pounded rain and lightning last night. Now it’s bright and a little too still. Hope you got the right kind and amount of sleep. ** Right. How many of you already knew you would be facing the escorts today? That’s a rhetorical question. See you tomorrow.

10 Comments

  1. Dominik

    Hi!!

    Thank you! It sounds like things aren’t too excellent on your end, though. I’m so sorry the producer hell is only getting worse instead of finally getting better… You know… maybe love shouldn’t try so hard to restrain himself from committing murder in the first degree. I mean, he can’t go to prison, and it’d probably solve a thing or two at this point…

    Love who’s good for sex not good for serious relationships because he not good and he not have a nice manners, Od. (God, Hey_iam_Cutie is everything! Thank you, as always!)

  2. _Black_Acrylic

    Makes me sad to see decent-looking guys like DeineSpermaNutte put themselves under the knife. Has cosmetic surgery ever improved anyone’s looks? There is a porn star named Valentina Nappi who underwent a decent nose job, but she’s the only one I can think of. Don’t suppose I’ll be taking her home to meet my mum anytime soon.

  3. Misanthrope

    Dennis, Well, I believe both of those videos, but I just have questions about them. 😀

    Hahaha, daddy/daddies/granddaddies. I kinda bristle at the word “daddy” in this context. Idk, just seems weird to me and adds this implication of incest that I’m not keen on at all. Idk, it’s just always bugged me. Kinda like the term “boi pussy.” Really?

    Hmm, to some, I’m probably a granddaddy by now. Erf.

    I mean, that 20-year-old dude I was talking to at Hot Topic, I’m technically old enough to be his grandfather if I had a kid really young and that kid had him really young. But then when we start talking about having kids young, someone could really be a real daddy at 12…so that doesn’t work too much term-wise and throws it all out of whack.

    Now I’m overthinking all of this.

    Btw, I recommended Rimbaud to him and he typed it into his phone to remember to look him up. 😀

    My first appointment with the hernia doctor is next Tuesday. I’m wondering already what that’ll entail. Probably best not to anticipate a bunch of shit that ain’t gonna happen. Just let it happen.

  4. Charalampos

    I have feeling Ryan would appreciate donotsubmit.net so I am adding it to Dennis’ suggestions It is exactly what he describes

    Do you hate insomnia right? I am sure you have healthy lifestyle but did you ever had all nighters in order to write or explore art etc I hate it too but to be honest with you I am so curious about life and art etc that ideally I would like to not sleep at all and just enjoy myself I love day and night
    This naive way of thought led me when I was younger to hit all nighters and then sleep all day and wake at night which is so sad miserable I still feel like dragging my feet around this Athens neighbourhood sweating and having visions. I will go there sometime to walk for days and take portal pics

    It is national holiday here so we had family dinner it is so weird to be in houses I was twenty five years ago and still feel like it’s yesterday. I do so many time travel tricks for inspiration imagining I am someone else or me young boy etc and these things are fascinating

    Love from mid August Crete

  5. Steve Erickson

    Shit, your producer just goes from bad to awful to even worse. Did he take a paycheck for his “work” on the film?

    Do you know the Austrian filmmaker Jan Soldat? He’s getting a retrospective at Anthology in September. The descriptions of his work, which centers on gay men’s fetishes, sound intriguingly unwholesome.

    • Bill

      Hey Steve, the only thing I see by Soldat at the Anthology website is a short with Udo Kier. Where’s the info on the Soldat retrospective? I’ll be in New York for a few days in September. Thanks!

      Bill

  6. Bill

    The bicyclist’s profile is impressive. I didn’t even think it’s too long. But maybe it’s my jet lag.

    Sorry to hear about the continuing producer crisis. Hope the heat has broken with that downpour. We could certainly use one here, eeek.

    Bill

  7. Cody Goodnight

    Hi Dennis.
    How are you? I’m ok. Amusing post today. That’s good about MI. I really do love Zappa and the Mothers, especially their early work like We’re Only in it for the Money or Freak Out! You may like Last Voyage more on a plane. Yesterday there was a couple that sat across from me that were very loud, so I moved. The movie was still rather dull, but less so when someone isn’t coughing or talking next to you. Well today I listened to a lot of Jefferson Airplane. I think my favorite song of theirs is Rejoyce from After Bathing at Baxter’s. Then I watched Catherine Breillat’s Romance. Pretty good. Rocco Siffredi is handsome. Think I prefer A Ma Soeur. Really want to see Anatomy of Hell. Think I’ll watch Enter the Void tonight. Also bought a comic book I like called Blacksad and a copy of King Lear. Was torn when I saw a copy of T.S. Eliot’s cat book with illustrations by Edward Gorey, but I couldn’t afford it. Oh well. I hope you have a great day or night, Dennis!

  8. Darby (for now) 🐈

    HELLO! Excuse my disrespect but I don’t think I can indulge todays post (In the midst of a horrible dysphoria episode)

    I’m here as a distraction I hope you don’t mind! Today should have been a good day but it doesn’t feel it. OH I hung out with the emo boy who I have a crush on and now that I got to know them more, I’m just happy to have befriended someone so amazing and intelligent and they are an incredible artist too. He loves Gus Van Sant and we watched my own private Idaho. I had to dissociate because I couldn’t look at River Phoenix as he perfectly resembles the type of guys who fucks with my dysphoria. I really do wish I was that decently height white boy with the golden hair and its really cringe shit to say but God it fucking hurts dude. I see little boys walking around and it makes me sad because they are living the childhood I wish I had.
    BUT that’s all really melodramatic stuff and I think I will cry if continue so f that.
    The good part of today is me and him went to see Coraline in theaters because in America they played it with never before seen footage from the Laika files. I liked it.
    Oh yeah! that’s right you wrote about that incident in the book “I wished” I strangely forgot! Do you have a cool scar, if u don’t mind me asking? I have one from this time when I was 8 and I cut my ankle open with a broken ceramic bowl. At the time my mom worked in our complex and I panicked and rode my bike in tears with blood gushing down my foot down to the office haha. I think I terrified a couple neighbor kids.
    Sorry for gloomy/boring day review but I might say hi tomorrow unless its a bad day again but I hope your day is really great since you’ll see this in the morning?

  9. malcolm

    hey dennis – that’s shitty, the whole person-doing-nothing situation with RT. makes me think of araki’s “a big fucking no thanks to:” section in the credits of some of his films

    i don’t think i’ve ever read about someone having a “wristwatch fetish”. that’s funny. how do you pick which escorts you want to feature? is there any sort of underlying theme i’m not picking up on? do you do the ones that are funniest, who you consider the hottest, the strangest?

    i got home from work today and passed out, i was so exhausted, and woke up around 1am. i had a very long and convoluted dream involving: a film shoot, a boy i like, capes, charli brown, big trucks, animal carcasses, blowjobs, florida, bodegas… it was all over the place. i love dreams like that. i love writing them down even if they make no sense. what are your dreams like?

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