Month: January 2020 (Page 1 of 14)

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TheFrenchBoy, 18
My ideal would be to present as a 50+ man. Would like to fast forward and celebrate my 57th birthday as a man with male pattern baldness, suited and totally representative of that age.

 

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neonfuckingrockwell, 19
Human abandonment slave.
Name Yeom Doo-hyun

All personal information including face and body are disclosed.
Anyone can meet yourself and take pics and videos.
I abandon and distribute the ownership of all my pics and videos and I will never stop it.
Disseminate and spread all my photographs and videos.

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neonfuckingrockwell (Owner) – Jan 16, 2020
Clearly not me in the pic

 

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darthvader, 22
Equipment:

diving suit
kirby morgan bandmask and superlight 17b
finest rubber mask
studio gum mask
gas mask
air max 90 collection (100+ sneakers)
stunt skates
SEGUFIX

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EvilMan – Jan 20, 2020
Kissing is his sexual energy “ON” button.

aminxl – Jan 18, 2020
clown

 

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eternal_abyss, 21
Hey, I have been getting into rimming a guys ass. It turns me into a cum fountain. I also have had some shit end up in my mouth while rimming a guy and would like to be taught to chew and embrace it rather than spit it out and not embrace it. But not if you look like Elton John.

I’d like to start with rimming ass and then work my way up from there. Ideally I would be fed bits of a guy’s fecal matter with some food or drink at first to start to get used to it and work my way up to being fed parts directly and then finally to eat full logs.

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eternal_abyss (Owner) – Jan 8, 2020
Some old men who look like Elton John think they can buy young boys. Sad world. I am NOT for sale and I am (obviviously) NOT interested in old men that look like Elton John. Very sad that I have to say this.

 

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No1cares, 22
I kneel before you as a blank canvas for you to paint with piss and cum.

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No1cares (Owner) – Jan 17, 2020
P.S. I’m not from Minecraft or I’m not pixelated in real life.

 

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MrAmbitious, 18
Hi there! I’m a young and rookie to all this and need some help. I’m 18 M, single, clean, virgin, kind of a Emo/femboy… ish? 😅 I am in my last year of high school and afterwards going to college to get into acting/theatre. I’m into BDSM, dungeons, bondage, assplay, piss, fucking, public, watersports, blood, scat, incest, vomit, kissing/making out, blackmail, human ashtray, burns, and basically everything. I have TONS of extremely filthy, nasty pics AND vids I need to share. They’re all solo tho since I’m a rookie… need someone else in them in charge of the using and topping bleeding and vomiting and struggling so forth… alright enough naughty talk, bye bye

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MrAmbitious (Owner) – Jan 22, 2020
Hi, ha ha ha … fuck!!! I made this profile 5 years ago when I was an Emo drug addicted hedonist and I forgot all about it until today. I’ve changed and I’m a 23 year old car mechanic now, married (to a woman) with 2 sons. I’ll post a couple pix if anyone’s curious to see what became of me. Later, weirdos.

MrAmbitious (Owner) – July 18, 2015
Hurry as I will be taking a break for a couple of months in the new year to spend time on myself and do other things I like.

 

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ethan1654, 18
Hello, strange one but I have a bf who I love dearly but he is not into any kink.

I am looking for a daddy to train me up as if I was your son like in real life. Need you to spank me when I’m bad. Fuck me when I look good .. teach me stuff .. etc.

Punishments can be anything you want I guess. Spanking, cane, paddle, chores, no food, forbid me to see my bf.

Weird I know but if you can help that would be great kinda nervous about it too.

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EatADick – Dec 30, 2019
I wanna skullfuck you. But have your shit together, I’m not a sugar daddy. Skullfuck (you with a good humble attitude) is my main interest. I’m too lazy to tie you up or such. Bonus points if you have a half a brain and other passions in life beside dick to talk about (though yea definitely be passionate about dick). If you play uke, banjo, or guitar and have pointers even more bonus points. Serious bonus points if you know a queer friendly hair/beard barber in Richmond or 25 mile radius. Went to same guy for years but can’t find one I like now. Kinda making me crazy.

LovePassedOutGuy – Dec 27, 2019
I have somnophilia. I like you. Would you willing to pass out for me and then have some chilled sex?

 

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snuffme, 18
Name says it all. It’s all I think about. Let’s make it happen.

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Sniper – Jan 18, 2020
Sniper out for you if you still out for it. Just looking to snipe at you fast clean done.

imii – Jan 10, 2020
he was hot sexy and full of Guts .. 🤣

Anonymous – Jan 8, 2020
Chances are the snuff photos are fake, let’s face it. But I know the guy who wrote this profile peripherally. He is a dark fucker. I haven’t seen him around in a while. That is him in those photos. The look on his face in the bottom photo is very uncharacteristic of him and gives me the willies. Just saying. Hope not. Peace, out.

Anonymous – Jan 8, 2020
Fake! Disgusting!

Anonymous – Jan 8, 2020
snuffed, bratislava 28/12/19. 2 photo series, ltd ed, 10k each. 1st series, drugged, 18 poses, 6 nudes (top sample #1). 2nd series, dead, 21 poses, 8 nudes (bottom sample #2). contact “s-king” if you know where.

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snuffme (Owner) – Nov 3, 2019
In a rush! So many looking to get snuffed above all these I’m ready now and have passport!

 

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Maxwell_Gunnxarsen, 18
no one is like my bro 🔝❤ find me the best one 🔝🔥❤

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HughJanus – Jan 5, 2020
Roses are red
My life neato
Get nude
Hail Satan Despacito

EDDY-M – Jan 2, 2020
he haves a great ass hahaha besides handsome hahaha

 

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JackSpaced, 19
HMU if you too have rough sex with strangers as a coping mechanism for your loneliness/depression and know very well that it’s only a temporary physical distraction from a low internal state but continue to do it anyways. Anyone into needles 💉?

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SadistBomberjacket – Jan 24, 2020
You’ll wear a bomberjacket, a hoodie and a tracksuit. I will punch you with boxing glove, kick your balls…
I’m not experienced… so be prepared for unexpected !
I’ll tie you to a punching bag, blindfold you and make you moan with each of my fist hitting you. Haven’t you ever dreamed of a guy taking care of you like that with a hood over your head so you cannot see your attacker?
I already have a boyfriend. It’s just not imaginable for me to do that things with my BF…
BE CAREFULL, from there it becomes weird !
I would love to play double dragon 2 on NES with you… both of us wearing a bomberjacket, hoodie and trackies… I used to play this game and it made me so horny to punch and to get punched… that would be so great to meet someone loving that too. I’ll probably never meet someone loving that, but if it’s the case for you and to prove it, tell me something about the game that you like !

 

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andthenyoufly, 19
I’m a small bottom with a genetic condition called fabry, and I play into this with my sexual preferences and how I act.

Fabry:

Pain: Full body or localized pain to the extremities (known as acroparesthesia) or gastrointestinal (GI) tract is common in patients with Fabry disease. This pain can increase over time. This acroparesthesia is believed to be related to the damage of peripheral nerve fibers that transmit pain. GI tract pain is likely caused by accumulation of lipids in the small vasculature of the GI tract which obstructs blood flow and causes pain.

Kidneys: Kidney complications are a common and serious effect of the disease; chronic kidney disease and kidney failure may worsen throughout life. End-stage kidney failure in those with Fabry disease typically occurs in the third decade of life, and is a common cause of death due to the disease.

Heart: Fabry disease can also affect the way in which the heart conducts electrical impulses, leading to both abnormally slow heart rhythms such as complete heart block, but also abnormally rapid heart rhythms such as ventricular tachycardia. These abnormal heart rhythms can cause blackouts, palpitations, or even sudden cardiac death.

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andthenyoufly (Owner) – Jan 26, 2020
My cock is no longer functioning.

 

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Injun, 18
I am a Native American teenager
I am often seen as the foolish stupid beauty
and sure there is also something in the genes
Educated – somehow not
I am gay – maybe someday tranny or sissy
who knows
Born 11.3. 2001
look for a pedophile
no a partner
I’m 18 strictly speaking
nevertheless i am submissive
maybe something in the medical field
slutty me
I am sorry – that is it
I am not much of one to pour my heart
into my profile.

 

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Grimwood, 22
Aussie Goth jock into messed up
Ultimately you inside me but in a messed up way

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Grimwood – Jan 13, 2020
No I am Bob.

Anonymous – Jan 13, 2020
He looks like an Andy.
I have a couple friends named Andy and they all have similarities in the face he shares.

reveriediverge – Jan 13, 2020
That’s because he is not a Bob

Anonymous – Jan 13, 2020
You do not look like a bob

Grimwood – Jan 13, 2020
No my names Bob.

Anonymous – Jan 13, 2020
So you aren’t a Andy?
Well fuck sad

Grimwood – Jan 13, 2020
Whaha oké fair enough.

Anonymous – Jan 13, 2020
No.
You just look like an Andy

Grimwood – Jan 13, 2020
Don’t tell me you mean Andy biersack.

Anonymous – Jan 13, 2020
You look like an Andy. Is your name Andy ?

 

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faggydollslut, 18
My little boyfriend is a good boy! He gets straight A’s in school, he’s very smart and everyone says he has SUCH a bright future. There is just one problem. Me. All I want him to be is a slutty, girly, bimbo, dolled up cumdump bottom for hung, aggressive men!

I keep him on a diet of high dosage Cialis, cocaine and poppers, and locked in chastity to make sure he’s always hyped up and horny as hell. Every day after school hours and on weekends I invite tops to turn him into a used up, sloppy, panting, sopping, stinky mess!

My preference is for guys with massive cocks and angry attitudes who know their way around an ass. But more modestly endowed guys are perfectly welcome too, provided you are sex crazed enough to know how to maximise its usage. No cock is too big and no fuck is too rough.

When I first hooked up with my boyfriend he was an asexual nerdy, dweeby kind of boy very much in denial about his sexuality, but, thanks to me, he has VERY VERY VERY much left that all behind for my dream life.

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sman10 – Dec 31, 2019
you will never forget him .your thrustings to his butt will make you excited to the fullest. his wails will excite the maximum .his ass will cover all your excited penis.

Anonymous – Dec 26, 2019
This young man used to be a strange, ugly boy who took an instructional chess class with me on the weekends. I wish I had recognised him before we were in the middle of having filthy, messy sex because it made me feel nauseous.

faggydollslut (Owner) – Dec 12, 2019
I didn’t mention it because neither he nor I realised he liked being a toilet until you forced the issue, so thank you for the discovery!

fucking_mean – Dec 12, 2019
Not sure why he doesn’t mention this, but faggydollslut is very much a filthy pig! Obviously as that is not everyone’s cup of tea, he has many other non piggy kinks as he says. So pig filth and anything filthy. He absolutely loves scat. If you are looking for a teenage toilet, he’s your boy!

 

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boredwhore, 18
16 😒 I’m not too young you know 😂 link up 😊 maybe GAY 🤷🏽‍♂️

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boredwhore – Jan 27, 2020
Give me your cerdit card 😍

43sleazybbffvers – Jan 27, 2020
i would love to spend time up to my armpit in your arse

 

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wantittoend, 18
just got dumped by my girlfriend. im such an asshole. need to be raped. i don’t hate old guy.

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Toby – Jan 7, 2020
I would describe it as he is two books. One is big, bound in red leather, with weathered pages crammed with notes & scribbles in the margins. This book has a large gold capital “S” on the cover.
The other is journal sized, with a blue velvet cover, set with a silver cursive “g”. Its unmarked pages lined with silver are just waiting to be filled.

mdwesttorturer – Jan 1, 2020
If you play psychiatrist with him for a couple of hours and help him realise he’s a self-hating gay he is very obliging. The aftercare to rebuild his self esteem took another couple of hours and I was physically taxed from the rape by then so that was quite exhausting.

 

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be_planted, 20
Find someone planting me for days. Feed me and water me every day. When I’m planted, you can let me lick your feet, lick your shoes, use one or more false penis in and out of my mouth. Squat or sit and let me give you oral sex and lick your ass. You can humiliate me by urinating on my head, spitting, smoking ash, stepping on my head or face, and writing insulting words on my face etc. You can dig me out when you need me, like fuck my ass etc. When you’re done with me, you can plant me again.If you can come to me and plant me.

 

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Graffitiheart, 19
if you know me based on what I went to a month ago you don’t know me anymore, my evolution is constant, allow me to introduce myself again. at the moment I love Disney and also need to be wrapped head to toe in tape.

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DollLocker – Dec 25, 2019
Meet the new him.

bigstickler – Nov 28, 2019

NormanS – Nov 28, 2019
No!!! Not his ass!!! Are you crazy?!! You had better be lying bigstickler you selfish piece of shit!!!!

bigstickler – Nov 27, 2019
heads up to guys here looking for any ass action with him soon last night i put some disney on the boob tube taped him up ‘n’ brutally caned his buttocks into bloody steaks

 

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EcstaticAntagonist, 18
Well my name is Sam and im a pup as you can probably tell. Ive not done anything with anyone irl so im a complete vergin and hoping to change that. Im looking for something long term and not just a one nighter as much as i want that so badly id much rather have a long term relationship going on. Im into all sorts of garbage. Well my biggst fantasys are a white guy fucking an asian girl in front of me then after watching you fuck her i clean your dick with my mouth.and then im houseboy for a boss that begins to sexually harass me and i threaten #metoo so you raope my ass and breed it until your balls are empty. Btw im incredibly cutejust thorght thats worth saying

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masc6 – Jan 2, 2020
Pup-schmup. He’s just a piece of warm meat wearing a stupid mask. No need to be polite. After you fuck him, just empty a full bladder of warm piss down his throat through the mouth hole. That’s what I did. Woof.

handler99 – Dec 27, 2019
Look for pup who want act like a. Human maybe give up being dog be full human got a program for that that proven to work

EcstaticAntagonist (Owner) – Dec 15, 2019
I should say I’m also a furry and pornstar wannabe. I have different accounts on twitter for furry and pup.
As furry I’m called Fenix the Fox and Eclipse the Hussy. I have two fursuits that can use for sex.
As pup, I’m Pup Hex.
I do love to making porn videos.
On this site, I’m called myself EcstaticAntagonist so can have pup, furry, sub etc of me all in one account.
Richton is my username for Xbox and PlayStation. Richie is my real name. So RichstarX would be my porn name I guess :3

 

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Boqueteirinho, 24
sem frescuras para levar socada na garganta

 

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stupidmonkeyboy, 20
Hi I’m Felix but you can call me whatever. I was born and raised in Allentown Pennsylvania. I’m puertorican. I enjoy watching horror movies and horror tv shows. I love Harry Potter. I love to read books. I enjoy playing video games and board games. I’m very shy and have social anxiety. I’m more of a stay at home person. I love dogs and cats. My favorite food is Pizza.

I’m looking for an older dominant master between the ages of 35-70, must be 5’10 or taller, body type doesn’t matter to me, your dick size must be 6 inches or bigger. Must want a master/slave relationship with me. Must give me a weekly allowance. Have sex 6-10 times a day. Must want me to live with them. Must live in Pennsylvania. Must be weird kinda.

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stupidmonkeyboy (Owner) – Jan 23, 2020
Ok Cash and Go is also possible.

Ibadlyneededyou – Jan 16, 2020
His grandma is 56 years old and in perfect health.

stupidmonkeyboy (Owner) – Jan 14, 2020
I forgot to mention that I am right now helping out my grandma so I meant once she is gone.

 

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lostboy, 18
Yes I am 18 and yes I have ID!

I am looking for somone to look after me 🙂 Sometimes I need guidance, sometimes I need love, somtimes I deserve to suffer.

Sadistic guys intrigue me a lot.. looking for dating and long term not that into sessions I want to build trust with the right guy 🙂 if you enjoy inflicting extreme pain we could definitely get along!

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lostboy (Owner) – Jan 11, 2020
Hello thanks for checking my page out.

DontBeADick – Jan 11, 2020
Whoever made this fakest ever profile is pure evil.

 

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EmptySpace, 19
My thing is heavy breath control, and I like being strangled out. I also like being beatdown and knocked out with a punch to the head once in a while. I would love to make amateur videos to upload to pornhub (pm for the ones I do have up).

My ex did this sort of thing with me but he wasn’t really that into it and I felt like I was telling him what to do to me, I don’t want that, I want to be strangled by a sadistic men who know what they’re doing

I love the idea of being strangled by a couple or being a couple’s roommate with a neck they like to choke out all the time. I have been strangled out once by one man while his boyfriend punched me in the face and it was transcendent.

I can’t host because I live with my parents and I can’t drive due to anxiety.

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EmptySpace (Owner) – Jan 14, 2020
I may like being choked but sea turtles don’t… pick up your fucking trash!

EmptySpace (Owner) – Jan 8, 2020
DM me for sex only? go to hell.

 

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NamelessMusician420, 21
I’m Sam, 21 experienced musically gifted bi sub based in High Wycombe. I’m a singer-songwriter-guitarist, have a master but we both see other people and frequently talk about breaking up. I am open to everything that spares the good looking aspect of my face and my arms/hands and the more forced and aggressive the better. I have never been close to using my safe word. Can you make me say it? My safe word is “Harder”(; Connected dudes who can get my demo to A&R guys at big labels get a FastPass or label heads who can straight up sign me front of the line.

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NamelessMusician420 (Owner) – Jan 10, 2020
I would consider myself a pain bottom, since I am into being victimised in bed, but I like to be in control of my life. I am planning on being very successful in the music business to push my art into the public and to bring in money.

The problem with my current master is he’s addicted to my cum. He makes me jerk off in his mouth several times a day. I’m flattered in a way, but it drains my creative energy.

So, I would be looking for a horny violent master who can beat me appropriately and not allow me to cum by jerking off – ever again. In contrast to my artistic (business) life, I want to be condemned to eternal hornyness without relief.

lovealwayswin – Jan 10, 2020
So were you to break up with your current master, what would you look for in a new master?

NamelessMusician420 (Owner) – Jan 9, 2020
Thank you for asking. Much older people always compare my music to Leonard Cohen and sometimes Nick Drake. People less older than me have described it as The Cure gone acoustic.

lovealwayswin – Jan 9, 2020
what’s your music like?

 

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iamboysocute, 18
I’m into cute homophobic bullies around 19 yo. <3

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iamboysocute (Owner) – Dec 29, 2019
Buy me dinner first….just kidding beat me stupid

UHaveToSuffer – Dec 29, 2019
I will be honest here, I’m really messed up. If you pick me I’ll throw you violently around my bedroom until you’re bruised and scratched up and exhausted and your brain is mush and then I’ll probably rape you and then maybe fall in love with you but I’m not sure so don’t count on that.

 

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AsylumSeeker, 23
I want to become your permanent sex-slave. Like until I die. I will serve you day and night. My purpose in life will be to make you cum as often as possible per day.

To give you an idea who I am, here are some non-sex activities I like:
– Theme Parks (Either highly themed like Disneyland or extreme adrenaline rushes like the roller coasters at Cedar Point. I love all of them.)
– Adrenaline / Speed / Extreme or insane Activities: I like all kinds of exciting experiences. Let it be a bungee jumping, a parachute jump from an aircraft, an insane roller coaster or a survival training in the wild. Those kinds of excitements let me feel “alive”.
– Adventures: Camping, Hiking, Outdoors, Explorations and so on
– Bruce Springsteen
– Financial Markets / Investing strategies

As a general note: I am gay, because I like “real” dudes, not sissies who whine because of dirty nails. If you contact me, you should be aware that I am not changing my way of life because of your sissyness. The only possibility to change my life is to sever me from the rest of human existence.

My age limit is my age + 10 years. I think a relationship with a larger age gap is just not working out long term due to the generation gap (I was going to say it goes both ways, but I would fuck a 13 year old in a heartbeat)

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Anonymous – Jan 16, 2020
Please run in front of a steam roller pedo. Can only give you a better body or even better jump in front of a train!

 

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0bug, 19
I am a skinny white boy in Texas who self-identifies as a field nigger slave. I want a MASSA who will let me sleep in the big house and worship HIM. I only accept raw SUPERIOR SEED. In my mind I am a muscular black buck with big pectitties that lives to service WHITE MEN. Please let me be of service, MASSAS.

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Anonymous – Jan 4, 2020
Rare type of meat

 

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UnicornPie, 18
Well I’m Ryan I’m an 18 year old senior at Merritt Island High School. I may not look like it but trust me I am. And I’m looking for someone who can stretch me out. I love my ass eaten and my dick suck but I mainly love me the toy. I would also love to be toyed by multiple toys. I love having my butt stuffed with toys. I love being fucked by my dog. I’m very freaky.

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track – Jan 18, 2020
His favorite position is crying on the bathroom floor. Not a joke.

 

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Devilslikepopper, 24
I used to be a escort who insisted on condom use. Now I’m a anything goes whore who is turned on by POZ cock and wants a poz conversion, idk y.

I have no place, either you have one or in the car. If you have a place things can go rougher. I used to rent it 300$ a hour, now I’m a depraved pig.

I’m pouting in my picture, but I’m not being serious about it. I’m more of a frown photo guy.

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Shane – Jan 14, 2020
Join my cult. We are already over 6 teens. Please join my cult (so that we can continue to grow). All horny boys up to 24 are allowed to join the group!!! No matter if you are looking for sex, paid sex, sugardaddy daddy, master, or just friends. Join my cult if you are a horny young boy looking to fuck because fucking is cool 😁 😁

gelo0804 – Jan 7, 2020
be careful dont loose who u are.. u are funky..

Sgtgrumblez – Dec 20, 2019
I paid through the nose to screw him when he was escorting and it was so-so but after retiring he’s shed what conservatism he had to maintain to protect the merchandise and really “lets ‘er rip”, especially sexually (in a slut bottom “let ‘er rip” kinda way)!

 

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twinksarevalid, 19
With a sweet smile on my lips I will drag you into my bizarre realm of perversions and will push you to your limits – step by step. Every glance, every touch will let you deep-dive into a great new undiscovered world of the senses. Follow my lead and yearlong experience to turn your most inner hidden deviance into vivid reality.

I just love to play with you and to leave you absolutely clueless about what you are going to do to me next. I will make my new position as your obedient toy sound so enticing to you, there will be no escape. My presence will leave you totally bound – not only by my words, with your attention fixed on my radiant erotic charisma.

 

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WillidoIT, 19
Shy, shameful, fearful, lured into a situation I can’t get out of, put in a situation I can’t back out of, MUST discover my hidden, unspeakable nature

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A_D_7 – Jan 14, 2020
No use in explaining things when it will just fall on deaf ears. Just keep making your work because it’s really thought provoking and has also been interesting to observe the reactions.

WillidoIT (Owner) – Jan 13, 2020
I don’t think I owe you or anyone here my art statement for the project, and little it matters if you consider it such or not, but I can assure you I’m not trying to trick or lie to anyone.

demonesque – Jan 13, 2020
Are you challenging us to ignore our erections long enough to speculate about why you “killed yourself” and get “the feels” as you Emos like to say?

SexyMan9511 – Jan 12, 2020
His photos are cringe.

Bi_guy_27 – Jan 12, 2020
I have no problem that he is trying to do this “Art Project” but why the fuck come to this place to do it instead of a more Art friendly platform? Its clear he is an egotistic, attention seeking child using an excuse.

tightholefiller99 – Jan 9, 2020
don’t bother trying to snag him. he won’t put out. his profile is an art project. he explained it to me but i didn’t know what the fuck he was talking about.

DanInKansas – Dec 27, 2019
Leg hair says 26

HumanDecay666 – Dec 27, 2019
I can’t tell if you’re 13 or 26

 

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PocketRunt, 20
For quite a while, I’ve been what you’d call a “plausible macrophile”. I have a weakness for tall guys, and love realistic size differences. However, being a macrophile, I still entertain the idea of shrinking or being shrunk by others, hence I wear clothes that are very too large for me. I’m quite short, 5’2″ but wish I was a bit shorter so more people would be taller than me.

I’ve long fantasized about a sort of dystopic society where society has split into two classes: Men (males over 6′ tall) and human pets (males my height or shorter). For clarification, a human pet doesn’t behave or function like any sort of animal–they still live a human life, but are simply regarded as something to be owned, and kept under the control of the superior Men. They receive what’s left over from the Men, so to speak. They’re paid less, their careers don’t go as far, there are areas of society closed off to them, walked about society on leashes by their Men, and so on.

The reason for this is that seeing the vast size of a Man brings out these sorts of feelings. If I’m around chin-high or lower to a Man, it hits me rather hard psychologically. To find a tall and/or big fellow to explore such a world, quite frankly, would be an honor, and I’d be happy and honored to just be a part of it.

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pjbcc – Jan 3, 2020
all he knows is eat mcdonalds charge his phone, twerk, buttsex, eat hot chip and lie.

 

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TheWhimperer, 20
I have fantasies where I want to be forced to have extreme pain and torture like being burned with cigarettes. Let’s make a horror movie.

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Shane Christmass, Hi, Shane. I had never heard of ‘Bananas In Pyjamas’ before I made that post, but I gather it being here is a ‘hell freezes over’ kind of deal. ** David Ehrenstein, Yep. ** Sypha, Hi, James. Just give every post on your blog, no matter what it is, a salacious headline. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. One wonders, of course, what exactly this is all going to lead to on almost every front. Nothing good no matter what, it seems safe to assume. Come back, Scotland. ** Steve Erickson, Well, in a world where Britney and Timberlake and even Bieber have become legacy artists, and she seems a bunch more talented than them, anything is possible. No news on the US publisher front yet, no. Grr. Whoever has the rights to ‘Haxan’ if anyone does, sure seems to be into make as much buck as possible from that thing. Its iterations are becoming countless. ** Damien Ark, Hi, Damien. Oh, no. Oh, Damien, I’m so saddened and so unspeakably sorry to hear that. Of course I remember Jonathan from his presence here. Words just completely fail. And he was so young. Yes, you need to stay yourself and strong and forge ahead and not feel disloyal or wrongheaded in wanting/needing to continue and to make the best of who you are and what you have as a person and artist. How you feel right now, being unable to imagine yourself so powerfully attached to anyone else, is the truth, but it’s a strange thing how truth evolves, and let it. The dead don’t want loyalty. They’re way beyond that. So, no, it doesn’t sound weird. God, I’m so, so sorry, man. I’ll look for a post like you described and restore it for him when I do, yes, of course. I hope you get through this devastating time as painlessly as possible, and know your future is huge, even if you can’t believe that right now, even if you think it’s terrible of you to believe that right now. Please let me know how you’re doing, okay. Lots of love from me. ** Armando, Hey there! Great to see you, man! I’m good enough. You? Yesterday, and every day of late and seemingly for the foreseeable future, was/is suckage incarnate over there in the USA, and it’s not so great for us outside either, yes. May we all consolidate our powers into a single power and destroy him and those who do his bidding. ** Right. Of course the month’s final day brings out the month’s slave cull as per always. See you on Monday.

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”It’s too early yet,’ thought he, glancing at the hairdresser’s cuckoo-clock, and seeing it was only nine.’ — Gustave Flaubert

‘God does not play dice with the world. Yet there is now abundant laboratory evidence that unpredictability reigns supreme at the atomic realm. Newton’s majestic clockwork has been replaced with a cuckoo clock cosmos, hooked up to a random number generator.’ — Albert Einstein

‘I wind my way across a black donut hole / and space that clunks. / Once I saw on a stage, / as if at the bottom of a mineshaft, / the precise footwork / of some mechanical ballet. / It was like looking into the brain / of a cuckoo clock and it carried / some part of me away forever.’ — Elaine Equi

‘Switzerland is a small, steep country, much more up and down than sideways, and is all stuck over with large brown hotels built on the cuckoo clock style of architecture.’ — Ernest Hemingway

‘Wouldst thou be taught, when sleep has taken flight, / By a sure voice that can most sweetly tell, / How far off yet a glimpse of morning light, / And if to lure the truant back be well, / Forbear to covet a Repeater’s stroke, / That, answering to thy touch, will sound the hour; / Better provide thee with a Cuckoo-clock / For service hung behind thy chamber-door; / And in due time the soft spontaneous shock, / The double note, as if with living power, / Will to composure lead, or make thee blithe as bird in bower.’ — William Wordsworth

‘Somewhere a cuckoo-clock, having struck between twenty and thirty, became the echo of a street city, which now entering the mew gave Quid pro quo! Quid pro quo! Directly.’ — Samuel Beckett

 

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Further

Cuckooland Museum
Black Forest Clocks .org
The World’s Largest Cuckoo Clocks
Cuckoo Clock World
Cuckoo Clock Nest
Edible Gingerbread Cuckoo Clock with Internal gears
Cuckoo Clock Hospital
Cuckoo Clock @ Facebook
Cuckoo Bird Sounds

 

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Newbies

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‘Do you want to make those fairy tales come to life, which you might have heard in your childhood days? Well, not all stories can come to life, but the Wildermann cuckoo clock for sure gives the feel of a fairy tale. This wall mountable cuckoo clock is a bizarre mix of modern tech, with it’s red LED display, and old world materials and craftsmanship with the cut wood in the shape of wood forest creatures.’ — this next

 

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‘This interesting project by French artist Stephane Vigny, is a combination of a cuckoo clock and a giant loud speaker. When the bass is loud, the largest speaker on the bottom is released on a hinge-mechanism and catapulted into the room, retreating back to the cabinet when the sound softens.’ — Make:

 

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‘The Long Now Foundation are taking a much longer view than next year, or even the next hundred years. They’re building a clock into the side of a mountain in Texas which will run for 10,000 years. The 200-foot tall clock is being built on a piece of land in the Sierra Diablo Mountains, in West Texas. It will tick once a year, with a century hand that advances once every hundred years and a cuckoo that comes out once each millennium. Carved into the mountain are five room-sized anniversary chambers; the one year anniversary chamber contains an orrery showing our solar system’s planets and the Earth’s moon, in addition to all of the interplanetary probes that we’ve launched during our first century in space. The orrery will run an automatic animation sequence once each year.’ — Gizmodo

 

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‘Struggling actors in Hollywood have a new way to lose their dignity. As part of a new cereal promotion, a 66-foot cuckoo clock has been unveiled in Los Angeles featuring actors in costume as the cuckoo bird, or, in this case, shark.’ — CNN

 

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‘Designer Chris Dimino created a cuckoo clock themed after Stanley Kubrick‘s classic The Shining. Dimino was challenged to create a cuckoo clock in which the clock itself, the cuckoo motion, sound, and the pendulum capture a moment in time fitting these elements to a concept. The solution was the classic moment from The Shining in which Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance comes crashing through the door wielding an ax. The clock mimics the moment from the film, and every hour Jack breaks through the door and the famous line “Here’s Johnny” plays followed by a scream by Shining co-star Shelly Duvall.’ — Slash Film

 

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‘Dubbed the Nooka Cuckoo by designer Hannes Grebin, this concept cuckoo watch features a digital, Tamagotchi-esque bird that appears on screen to delineate the time. And indeed, its mixture of an angled roof and rounded bottom seems to merge modern design trends with the iconic bird house clock of yore.’ — Yanko Design

 

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‘With themes ranging from violence, to death and even sex, these extreme cuckoo clocks by German artist Stefan Strumbel exaggerate the traditional cuckoo clock with elements of urban art and pop art. Five years ago he decided to stop painting graffiti and concentrated on his art. Strumbel’s clocks, which are based on traditional models but are adorned with grenades and handguns instead of rabbits and antlers, now sell through Galerie Springmann in Freiburg for $1,200 to $35,000 each.’ — Trendland

 

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‘Wind these guns like watches with a key that’s stored underneath the barrels, and when they’re “fully loaded” use your thumb to pull back the safety levers. Then squeeze the triggers. What emerges is not a bullet but the tiny bird, no larger than a cherry pit. It rotates around its own axis, flaps its wings, shakes its tail and moves its two-millimeter beak. It even sings. (Unlike the cuckoo in a clock, it doesn’t tell time.) On May 20, not one but a pair of identical singing-bird pistols, estimated to sell for 20 million Hong Kong dollars to 40 million Hong Kong dollars for the pair (US$2.5 million to US$5.1 million), will go on sale at Christie’s auction of watches. These pistols, which date back to roughly 1820, are attributed to the Rochat brothers, Swiss artisans who pioneered the art of mechanical singing birds.’ — Coocooclocks.org

 

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‘Ben Hagari’s ‘Cuckoo’ is a video and sculpture piece made from a two-story gallery window (Rosenfeld Gallery, Tel Aviv). The video is a cuckoo clock with his eyes looking out of it. Running for twelve hours, the video is projected from sunset to sunrise. Every half hour he says “cuckoo” and a cuckoo bird comes out. The sculpture is a relief with parts made of various materials.’ — BHW

See it in action

 

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‘The very first cuckoo clock is attributed to Anton Ketterer of the village of Schönwald who added the famous cuckoo to his clocks in 1738. It is possible that the rooster clocks were Ketterer’s inspiration. It was certainly easier to make a clock go “coo-coo” than making it crow, but it still must have been difficult to develop the mechanism to do this. Ketterer’s answer was the same gadget that is used today; twin bellows that send air through small pipes like a pipe organ. By this time, clockmaking had become widespread in the Black Forest, and folks began to specialize. Some cut gears, others carved the decorations or made the cases, and still others did the painting. Many cuckoo clocks in the 18th and 19th centuries were painted with elaborate scenes on the front of the case. According to one source, in 1808 in the town of Triberg, 790 of the towns 9,013 residents were involved in clockmaking.’ — Salem Clock Shop

 

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‘These screenshots shows a cuckoo clock located in Jacques Renault’s (character) cabin in David Lynch’s TV series Twin Peaks. When the clock strikes the cuckoo’s call is heard but the bird does not emerge and the doors remain closed, awakening Sheriff Truman’s (Michael Ontkean) curiosity. After he opens its little doors several chips fall down, one of them is a notched chip from One-Eyed Jacks casino/brothel, providing another clue to Agent Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan).’ — Cuckoo clock in culture

 

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‘Dave Fleisher’s 1937 “Pudgy picks a Fight”, an episode of the Betty Boop cartoon series, undoubtly is the most inspired of the Pudgy cartoons, the nightmare sequence centered on a cuckoo clock being particularly imaginative. Its theme of guilt and imagination running away with it would be revisited by Disney in Donald’s Crime (1945) with equally impressive results.’ — animationreview.com

 

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‘In Roman Polanski’s first short film The Lamp (1959), a doll maker works in his shop in waning winter light, a kerosene lamp beside him, a jumble of dolls and doll parts, whole and broken, surrounding him. There are noises, too: a cuckoo clock chirps the workday’s end. The artisan completes a repair and leaves, shuttering the shop from outside. Back inside, whispering begins. What else is in store for the shop’s seemingly lifeless denizens?’ — IMDb

 

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‘The Wolf’s Head Clock is Pugsley Addams’ favorite clock. Much like a cuckoo clock, on the hour the head pops through the doors and growls to signify the time. Though it is called a wolf’s head, the head appears to be that of a wildcat instead. When Gomez donated it to a charity bazaar, Pugsley was so depressed that he hid up the chimney. Gomez, Morticia, Uncle Fester and Thing all bid to get it back but a Mr. Clayton won the auction for $1100. When he realized it was not a priceless antique, he paid Lurch five dollars to take it. It likes to lick envelopes for Morticia.’ — Fandom

 

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‘Certainly what is most interesting in this Tex Avery’s short cartoon The Cuckoo Clock is its rare immersion in a dark and Gothic universe more associated with the psychological dramas of the previous decade (a mansion, a tortured main character) as with Poe’s short story in which is informally based. Avery’s tone of course is more subordinate to the generic conventions of the cartoon universe of its time, as shown by the fast reorganization from its uncommon prologue to more usual clichés of the cat-search-a bird in a Sylvester-Tweety style.’ — nickmovie

 

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Zack Lerner ‘Cuckoo Clock’ (2006)

 

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‘”In Italy, for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.” When Orson Welles spoke these lines as Harry Lime, the charismatic villain at the heart of the film The Third Man, released in 1949, Welles can’t have realised how they would resonate ever after. Graham Greene, who wrote the screenplay, credited the lines to Welles, and it seems clear the actor added them when some extra dialogue was needed while the film was being shot.’ — BBC

 

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‘The Raven (voiced by Mel Blanc): A raven who lives in The Munsters’ cuckoo clock and repeats the word “Nevermore.” When the raven occasionally makes smart alecky remarks, Herman throws objects at him. Sometimes, the raven will come out of his clock, but often only for short breaks, or to flee when frightened.’ — retroland

 

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‘Bananas in Pajamas is an Australian children’s television show that premiered on 20 July 1992 on ABC. It has since become syndicated in many different countries, and dubbed into other languages. The main characters are two humanoid bananas named B1 and B2. Other characters include three teddy bears named Amy, Lulu and Morgan, and Rat in a Hat. The bananas, the teddies and Rat in a Hat all live in the same neighbourhood, a cul-de-sac called “Cuddles Avenue”. The show was performed using human actors in elaborate costumes, in the style of the British Teletubbies or Tweenies. In the show’s early days, the voices of the bananas were provided by the same actors as were inside the costume, but the original actors eventually gave up that aspect of the show and substitutes manned the hot, stuffy costumes.’ — AnimationXpress

 

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‘A Cuckoo clock is a Muggle device that shows the Common Cuckoo and sounds like a bird. The Dursley family owned one, and it was able to give one of the Letters from No One. It started going off in the Prisoner of Azkaban when one of Aunt Marge’s buttons flew off and hit the door, making it go off repeatedly while Marge inflated.’ — Harry Potter Wiki

 

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The Cuckoo Clocks of Hell (2011): “Most people have vanished from the plague…There are a few thousand that still walk the earth……Among them, two outlaws, Harry Russo and Terry Hawkins. Come face to face with one another in a clash that sets them on a road into destiny, to find the heart of America .The lines are drawn and the sands of time are running out fast. Will mankind be saved? We better hope so….Because Harry and Terry are having a good time…………and The Cuckoo Clocks of Hell are coming.”

‘A movie like this is not meant to invoke the same sensation as you would from a “normal” feature film. It’s rooted in crudeness and wacky extremes which carry forth like leprosy of the mind that is infected into your psyche. You might even question the nature of how you came to watch this or how the actors came to perform such atrocious acts on screen.’ — HNN

 

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‘In Rupert of Hee Haw (1924), Stan Laurel as the king has been helped to his feet by the smallest guard you can imagine (Sammy Brooks, a real-life midget actor) in an act of duty. The sound of a cuckoo clock triggers a rather unnecessary reaction from him and he forcibly shoves the tiny guard to the ground by pushing the palm of his hand into his face. It’s both cruel and funny at the same time!’ — Another Nice Mess

 

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Bird

‘This is truly the mother of all cheaters — the female cuckoo bird will not only raid the nest of her warbler neighbor to steal eggs, she then leaves her own eggs behind to replace what she just ransacked. In a true testament of nature vs. nurture, despite being abandoned, the baby cuckoo bird is just as much of a con artist as its birth mother. Thanks to incubating an egg similar in appearance to the other warbler eggs, the baby cuckoo bird blends among the other chicks and is therefore treated and fed like one of the family. You’d think with the baby cuckoo bird’s rapid growth (we’re talking 10 times the size of its foster mother!) the warbler would finally take notice that something is amiss.’ — Animal Planet

 

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‘”The Cuckoo Clock” (1932) is a song for piano and vocal by Thomas Griselle and Victor Young. It was recorded in 1934, performed by the soprano Rosa Ponselle and conducted by Andre Kostelanetz.’ — allmusic

 

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Dr Acula ‘The Cuckoo Clock of Doom’: ‘I’ll shank you real ol’ fashion style for the win / that shit is vintage / like us now? / i’m sick of your status quo / your so god damn literal / your kind is a dying breed / like us now?’ — lyricsmode

 

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‘One song that totally stands up for me is “Cuckoo Clock” by Rachel Sweet, one of the Stiff Records mafia in the late 70s and a total Midwestern American girl. Yes, despite the fake British accent on this one. I think it rules. I wish someone besides The Mr. T Experience would cover it.’ — Detailed Twang

 

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‘Video Game Music is Pretty Neat (HQ) #23: Lumines, the excellent and addictive puzzler for PSP and PS2 has had some excellent music as a core part of its game play. Series sound leader Takayumi Nakamura has released a few albums of the music. Opening with the serene “Cuckoo Clock”, telephone dials, electric piano and clock chimes are integrated into break beats that roll off your tongue. It’s a very well choreographed piece and one that sets you nicely into the world of Lumines.’ — Higher Plain Music

 

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‘”Cuckoo Clock” is a single by Italo disco singer Tom Hooker, released in 1986 under the pseudonym Lou Sern (a pun on the Swiss city of Lucerne). Although the song was popular in Italy and in Europe, it was a much bigger hit in the Philippines.’ — Alamin Kay Kuya Dex

 

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The Beach Boys ‘Cuckoo Clock’: ‘We knew it must have been late/ (Tick-tock, tick-tock) / We had no time to wait / (Tick-tock, tick-tock) / I went to light the fireplace / (Tick-tock, tick-tock) / I planned it all this way, and / (Tick-tock, tick-tock) … ‘ — songcoleta

 

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‘American composer Morton Feldman intended Madame Press Died Last Week at Ninety as an elegy for his piano teacher, Maurina Press. I must say that the charm of Feldman’s music usually escapes me, but this is a highly poetic four minutes. A cuckoo clock continually strikes over a slowly shifting texture of block chords, to evoke an innocent, almost Mahlerian vision of eternity.’ — Classical Net Review

 

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‘The Monks’ rhythmic attack is intact on “Cuckoo.” It’s the lyrics and vocals that strike one as eccentric. Burger’s vocal opens the tune, swiping a page out of some outlandish Beach Boys’ songbook. He nails high notes that no male, unless he’s a castrato, should be able to hit. Johnston’s monotonal singing voice tells an odd story about somebody stealing his pet cuckoo. During the bridge, fuzzed-out guitars and booming drums remind the listener that, yes, this is the Monks. Then, Burger reprises the chorus, jarring the listener back to unreality.’ — Liberal England

 

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‘What is the horror film about an evil cuckoo clock growing insde the walls of a house that takes over the minds of the family living there, all but the son?’ — Anonymous

‘A few months ago I was watching a 50’s black and white movie where a possessed demonic clock is trying to kill a housewife and/or ruin her marriage. The clock is a wall style cuckoo clock with a feminine voice that makes the dog lay in the doorway so the wife will trip over it and break her neck. Anyone know the title?’ — Katie

‘Does anybody know the title of the movie that has the evil cuckoo clock that attaches itself to the fireplace and starts to cause glitches in time, as well as turning the father and daughter of the new family into evil versions of themselves? I think the clock turns the entire house into a cuckoo clock?’ — Ry

‘I’m looking for the title of a film that is famous (infamous) for a scene where a young girl is raped by a demonic cuckoo clock? Can anybody clue me in?’ — George

‘Can anyone tell me the name of this movie a friend of mine told me about where an evil witch claws out of the vagina of some chick and there’s a cuckoo clock where the bird is replaced by a tiny human head that belches blood when it strikes the hour? I think maybe it was Italian?’ — Avra
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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Well, you’re only six years older then me, but, yes, I think I get where you say you’re coming from, and let’s leave it at that. Everyone, Mr. Ehrenstein’s FaBlog takes on the blown-over southern US border wall in Ehrenstein-ian fashion here. ** Sypha, Hi. I think I’ve only seen a few pix of George R.R. Martin, but the resemblance to Nitsch escapes me. Martin wishes, maybe? I read the interview with Justin yesterday, and it’s excellent! Everyone, Here’s Sypha with something for you to read that I recommend you read. Sypha: ‘Today my blog has posted a new interview with Justin Isis, conducted by Colby Smith (both friends of mine), in advance of the publication of Smith’s essay “Hiccups in Paradise: the Fiction of Justin Isis and Alienation” (which is being put out by Snuggly Books this year). Topics include occultism and magick, Marxist fiction, Neo-Decadence and Post-Naturalism, the perils of craftsmanship and professionalism, and other topics of interest.’ ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Ah, good old Stuart Morgan, excellent writer and thinker. I haven’t read that book, though. I’ll rectify that. Thanks. ** Steve Erickson, I think it will be interesting to find out if BE is ‘the real deal’, by which I guess a mean a lengthily interesting figure, or not. I think it’s very hard to tell at this point. I can imagine that NYC just inherently feels like a dangerous place for a possibly deadly virus run loose. I think we now have two cases in Paris, last I checked. ** Bill, Haha. Glad you dug it/him/them/it. Yeah, I think sticking close to home might be the operative plan until the virus is … I don’t know … not potentially in one’s face? ** Right. Today the blog pays tribute to that wonderful invention best known as the cuckoo clock. Celebrate with it, please. See you tomorrow.