Month: November 2016 (Page 1 of 7)

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praguesfinestslave, 21
If your “Bad” then your my* “Dad”**

*a real one for a needy one who wants to enjoy fun with a boy growing into a man

**whos very stressed with his life

 

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Goodarmyfuck, 23
I like sex
Sex is very good
Spread it around
I can organize group sex in army
I like army

I have only had sex with sexy blonde big tits girls
Also like to get rimmed
Try my handjob

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Anonymous – Nov 13, 2016
Best blowjob ever, his mouth can take 24cm and they disappear like magic

Kai199 – Nov 11, 2016
Here the faKer slave I could puke for how dumb man’s also are

 

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FreshLinen, 18
sometimes i want to be loved… sometimes i want to be fucked… sometimes i want to be smacked around … and sometimes i want all three…
im young for my numerical age with no upper body strength and i drink and sleep too much and i hate to be alone no mater what so i like guys i can hang out with even if its really just sex…
ill come over with drinks we have a few, talk for a bit, get things started sexually, you fuck or hit me whatever else then we chill get sobered up im out the door…
sounds good rite?…
unless you want to get to know me and really own me… but you should know i tried the M/s thing once and i’m a teenager and just not ready for that level of commitment… you’re only young once… but if you want to try anyway then you’ll have to be a cubby-ottery type…
and just fyi im nuts

 

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itsMISSactually, 23
Castrated April 2016 and looking to try things beyond my previous experience.

Prefer men who do not wear spectacles (but of course this varies case to case).

 

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Beautykiller, 21
I’m looking for someone into science, artificial intelligence, subatomic particles and abstract ideas of any kind, very good at making sense of stuff like. A lot of credited people don’t completly understand the implications of the formulas they use, take e=mc squared for example. A lot of others, they don’t understand themselves. I’m looking for someone who realizes how much we really do live in a very interesting time in history. Most of all I’m looking for the nobodies that try every day to be some bodies, people into the arts for lack of better words.

 

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teachmybro, 22
my #bro’s at university taking advantage so he needs a lesson in humility. looking for #top guys to show him how to #bottom.

i’m the older one he’s the little shit.

 

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Harry, 18
Heya, this is difficult because I know what I want but at same time I can’t put my finger on it, I keep looking for a master and keep failing to find one that knows what my sexual desire is. I need someone who knows what my sexual obsession is and can use that to make me his little slutty slave boy.

Some of the things I insist on all the time as a slave:

1.) I am to be padlocked into a metal collar AT ALL TIMES! In or out of public! I am NEVER EVER released from this collar for ANY REASON! This includes when we are not with each other!

2.) When we are at home I am to ALWAYS be chained to the wall or floor by a secure metal ring fixing. This is a NON-NEGOTIATBLE MUST. This is whether I’m in your company or your downstairs watching TV or whatever.

3.) When my arse hasn’t got a butt plug or cock or something stuffed inside it, or a dildo, it’s to ALWAYS have a speculum holding it open….WIDE!

4.) Also I am NEVER allowed to clean my arse after I use the toilet.

5.) Also I am never allowed to poop in the toilet. I must do it in a bowl. In case you feel like rubbing it on my face. Or if we go out rubbing it on my ass.

So, to sum up, at all times I must have a speculum holding my ass open, chained to the wall, wearing a metal collar, and my hands restrained.

I also insist other things to be done to me:

1.) if we go out to shops cinema etc anything we go out with me wearing shit filled underwear or with shit rubbed on my arse.

I’ve got a last few other things that you MUST do:

1.) You MUST pimp me out to other masters.
2.) You MUST host a party and have me crawling around and let everyone do what they want to me.
3.) You MUST take me to a public toilet (cinema, shop, pub, park toilet) and chain and cuff me in a cubical and leave me there to be shit and pissed on for couple hours or so.
4.) You MUST take me to the woods, such as box hill or Surrey hills, and chain me to a tree and make me wear a cute little miniskirt with no underwear and leave me couple hours.
5.) You MUST fill my ass with things such as honey, jam, oil, beer, grease and then take me out shopping or something.
6.) You MUST duct tape my own shit in my mouth.
7.) You MUST take me swimming.

Number 7 is my HUGEST turn on! We must do on like first meet!

 

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SIRS, 24
Butcher this pig alive.

This longpig is real, no cyber, bull*hit, games.

Ready to be kidnapped, killed, do whatever you want to the dying pig.

Aus passport n9371446
Expire 27.11.2023
DOB 09.12.1999
Christopher Whitaker
Richards
Born carmarthen
Mob 0447 071 214

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Anonymous – Nov 13, 2016
done

 

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TheWastedMe, 18
17 years old. Female to male transgender.

My goal is to make you horny as hell with my boy face and my surface tension boyishness and my gender neutral ass then drive you crazy with my vagina.

At the right time, in the right mood, at the cross roads two strangers can go insane in each other’s arms before each one continues in his own way.

What may happen is all that can be.

 

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limited_edition, 19
I’m a baby of sadly teenage years into being made to wear diapers 24/7. As i am a baby i should not be allowed to chose how thick my diapers are. I’m also into having my diaper changed and being forced to goo-goo 24/7 instead of talk. If you want buy a book go in the book shop!

 

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minority, 22
I am an honest and good Christian boy who loves being surrounded by friends. I am ready for a serious relationship and I really look forward to starting that with the right person. I am an honest, loyal, passionate, generous, giving, affectionate, supportive, sensitive, and a good listener who is easy to get along with. You have no idea the things I’ll do for God. I prefer natural things not gadgets, so be a man use your fist or a twig from the guava tree. Curious about blowing into food and being fed it. I believe “Love is the devil”. What do you think? Let’s grouse about it.

 

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sitonme1, 21
Sit on me
I am looking for people with great confidence to crush me
Love dramas, do not care
You can crush me till your eyes roll back into your head and you see God

 

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rape_experiment, 20
i tried being passive before but lasted two minutes last time i was fucked.im searching for a man or two who is really interested in holding me down and then fucking me so long that i really cry from the stress. i always find the pussy boy bitches who cant handle this sort of thing admirable so i really want to try this.

 

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Fuck_th3_world, 22
As far as the world knows, it would be dead. it will be Yours completely to use or snuff the minute it walks in your door as You desire. Object, thing, piece of flesh, expiring product – not a person or a human. it is Sexaddicted. it has tried to cure itself with aversion therapies and medications. it remains sick and insanely horny, there is no hope. it knows its ugly life must end now before its looks age and its Sexaddiction becomes pathetic.

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Fuck_th3_world – Nov 15, 2016
Funny clumsy serious dizzy flying creepy moody junk

OxygenSalesman – Nov 14, 2016
Just so you know, with bone structure like yours and your pretty eyes you will probably look very attractive and hot for another 10 or possibly even 15 years.

 

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CUFFEDSQUADDIE, 25
This PTE squaddie boi needs a good SGT … Are you that person ???

If we meet, you have to handcuff me at first sight, hands to the rear, palms facing outwards, cuffs double locked.

My hands must always be handcuffed behind my back at ALL times, indoors or out in public. Rigid handcuffs when indoors or somewhere private, hinged handcuffs when out in public. Gear stays on during sex etc.

As long as I’m handcuffed i’m up for it.

I’m not scared to be out in public in my squaddie gear and of course handcuffs !

Can you handle that ?

 

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Goldenchewtoy, 18
I’m 18 years old fiend mostly looking for someone to hold me down and chew on me. I like to get bitten a ton and into everything related including a lot of blood.

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Drunklover – Nov. 2, 2016
I would love to make you sleep for me – either by getting you drunk or by giving you a couple of sleeping pills (or both). Watch you getting sleepy and tired, then get you to bed until you fall deeply asleep in my arms… Slowly take your clothes off, expose your body, watch you sleeping peacefully, bite you all over your body, bite your feet, legs, bury my face in your ass and bite, bite your limp arms, hearing you snore and moan at the same time. You will wake up in my arms with bite marks everywhere and maybe some blood and hopefully will have enjoyed it as much as I have!

 

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Snelle, 19
I enjoy blueberry inflation above all else. I want to be put in an inflatable suit and blown up so I’m all helpless and can’t do anything. I also enjoy dressing up as a cat a lot. ?

 

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Sanityyyyyy, 18
I am Maxi, really 18 years old, small and very tan, all the pics are really ME! I have a soft and shapely ass that looks like custom made by a great artist and I enjoy sharing it GENEROUSLY with somebody, who is GENEROUS with their money in return and knows how to make a boy see stars in bed without hurting me too much or having a very perverse wishes – NO CAVIAR OR FECAL MATTER!!!

For all who have to save their money and trying to score me without generosity – Please! Just accept that I am not a slave in your class and category and don´t try to gyp me. You can easily find enough cheap money boys to be your boyfriend sluts in Pattaya, so just try it there and not here with me. I am 100% italian from at least 6 generations.

 

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Sneer, 20
Hello i like sex soo much, minimum 5 times per days.
My hobby is sucking and kissing.
DONT ASK FOR NO BAREBACK!
I do not like to brag, but many people like me!
I am serious.

Comments

Sneer – Nov 3, 2016
Youre complex.

masterSUNSHINE – Nov 3, 2016
Technically what you’re saying is that we shouldn’t ask to have sex with you unless it’s bareback sex. I don’t think that’s what you meant to say?

Sneer – Nov 3, 2016
What do you mean? Dont ask for no bareback. What is not to understand?

masterSUNSHINE – Nov 3, 2016
Nice profile, very cute, but what do you mean by “DONT ASK FOR NO BAREBACK!”?

 

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dumpeverythinginandonme, 23
When I am dreaming in Africa and Black Men looking Ass to Fuck, and they become hot and horny then they more and more Hurt Violent and Fuck without mercy in the Holes when I scream or stop say, then they will always harder and fucking with more violence and Nobody is interested in whether the Bottom comes with clear or dies at the Hard fuck group with their epidemic Sperm

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Przemek – Nov 11, 2016
If you want to fuck a real sweaty Serbian boy, he’s your guy!

p155 – Nov 3, 2016
I piss in him: mummify him head to toe: fill his stomach and ass; pull out of his ass and slam it into his mouth make him suck his ass juice off my hard cock; put a fist in him: he is my good boy but he pee on himself

 

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666pozme, 18
I’m a teenage Satanist neg (as of 4/16/16) looking for amoral, Evil man to sire me with the ultimate gift in sexual perversion. After that I’m open and willing to pollute in the way you see fit.

Hail MASTER!
Hail SIR!
HAIL SATAN!
AVE SATANAS, HAIL ALMIGHTY SATAN!

FOUND MY SATANIC MASTER NOW SO ONLY ANSWER TO HIM HE MY TAKE OVER OF DELETE THIS SATAN HAS REALLY GOT BIG PLANS FOR ME

 

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sellingboysundies, 21
Would you like to receive smelling undies from young 14 year old boy? 😉
Here you can get them! 100% legal and without any bullshit
I know for a fact that they are really nice
I’m shipping them around Europe.
Please tell me:
How long you want it to be used without washing?
What do you want him to do with that (for example: cum on them, piss on them or anything you like)
Anything else!

 

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Aintnosaint, 18
Hi my name is Tomas and i have 18 y.o, next years 19.
I am a pozzed up fuck pig.
As you can see I need a arse crack shave.

NO, I DONT USE CHEMS.
MAYBE I WILL SMOKE SOMETHING… THIS IS ALL.
AND I LOVE POPPERS, DON’T WE ALL LOVE IT ???:((

 

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Nikita, 18
To introduce my self 1st is important to tell the truth and always be real to all people even if they are not…

I am male and 100 percent straight…

I am here for one reason…To become a house cleaner..I have one son but not marriage and the mom of my son is already marriage to someone..

I did work as house cleaner in Moldova when one german invited me to visit germany and try the luck here…Honestly he is a gay and he paid for all the expenses going here…But without my knowing he sold me to some foreign gays…They all used me for sex until they’re tired of me and now I live my self alone..

If my luck is not good here I will go back to Moldova.. I am not for love because I am a straight guy but I will make sure to do my very best if we are sex but this is only part of being a house cleaner..

 

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underinstruction, 23
I am here because I have been given tasks by my Master:

“Go onto Grindr and Recon, set up an account. Every time you receive a message which is a cock picture will be mercilessly whipped. You must reply to every dick-pic with a picture of My cock (that owns you), or else it is a day on psychotropic drugs locked in a small cage that you barely fit inside and subjected to screaming loud noise for every non response”

These are my instruction

 

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objected, 21
Let’s talk about the Pain Game.
‼️?‼️?‼️?‼️?‼️?‼️?‼️

On the contrast to my very pale white skin – super soft and smooth – small bubble butt and my cock that is hard and ready all the time I’m an adventurous Maso Submissive Sub. I love playing with a multitude of ideas:

⚠️ Forced submission.
‼️ Heavy Bondage.
⚠️ Very heavy bondage.
‼️ Suspension
⚠️ kidnap scenes.
‼️ Torture scenes.
⚠️ Knife play.
‼️ Sensory Deprivation.
⚠️ Pain.
‼️Slave Furniture.
⚠️Anal catheter.
‼️ Various dark Fantasy role plays.
– Sub naked hunted in the freezing cold wild forest is at the top.
⚠️ Mental Games. Make me scared, brainwash, try to turn me no return insane, unite people over ect. It’s all part of the truth.

The list isn’t exhaustive, it’s Just to name a few things that I like. ? No masters under 18’s.

Willing to travel around world, don’t be boring though. If you mention your going to be a ultimate extreme sadist master then be one. Don’t go all soft it’s such a fucking turn off!!!

? If it bleeds, it bleeds.
⚠️ If you don’t like anything, mention it
⁉️ Safe word is boring but if you insist. (I mind but won’t show it)
? Don’t be afraid to give me something to remember you by. Scars and marks and damages are great.

Put me in a hood and shred me. I have a thing for wondering if I’m being killed and also for bare feet ?

?Side note: I do not mix friendship and Maso together. Do not ask me to be your friend.?
LIMITS: Only one… No FistFucking

Also have you guys heard of Aquarius in Winnipeg? I’m trying to go there but I don’t have much info on the place. I understand it’s a bathhouse, I just don’t know the etiquette of things when I do go there like do I have to be nude?

 

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teen2suffer, 18
Make me cry
Scare me
I’m looking for an older guy that has a sick sadistic side

I want to be punished repeatedly over and over in unpredictable ways
I especially want asphyxiation, to get choked out while looking into eyes of a evil sadist who wants to hurt me while losing consciousness, to wake up to being slapped and punched and beaten and fucked while being told I’m worthless

Ask for my phone number and you can treat me like that all the time
Evil is intoxicating for me
I am only available on fridays and sundays cause of the school

The special part of me is that you need to “book” ahead minimum one month
In this way I hope being a bottom pig not seems like soo discusting

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DemonSonOFLUST – Nov 19, 2016
You will hunger all the time. Your body and your ass will crave cock and fist. Cum and we will explore the very depths of your Body and Being. Reach deep inside of you and feel the warmth of your organs and the beating of your heart. You as many will serve the one who has called us to be a true family. Darcavious ( Fullyloadedmusl ) His intensity and power, his untold energy will fill you with things you never thought possible. Come to a family where there is no Guilt, no Judgment, no Shame…only acceptance of you, your hungers and your most taboo needs. Come to a true brotherhood that will accept you for who and what you are. HAIL!

pigman – Nov 14, 2016
Hey perv, I don’t want you to see ever and you will have hardcore, animalistic music blasted into your ears 24/7.

 

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MrNiceGuy, 21
Hi there. Goth bitch is seeking brown haired owner to watch scary movies and play with Oujia boards.

I’m your local resident goth that loves anything spooky and scary sexual and otherwise. I wear tall ass platform boots always and other gear in public — I can be with or without makeup, whichever you prefer, but I shave off my eyebrows, so I might look like an alien.
I’m looking for a real man, brunette only. Only anal I’ve gotten has been fingers. Let’s change that.
I’m not alpha. I’m not even a beta. Just a slut.
You want a blow job? Done. Wanna fuck me? “what position?” Cum wherever you want. Pain. I love pain. Whip me, spank me, pull my hair, slap me, go crazy with crops, paddles, whips and anything else you like to torture me with. Knives are just wonderful.

If you are brunette you are my god and your cock is my idol.

2016 Nov/Dec:
02 Nov CX889 ✈️YVR-HKG
03 Nov CX472 ✈️HKG-TPE
08 Nov CX401 ✈️TPE-HKG
09 Nov CX5326 ✈️HKG-CJU
16 Nov CX5325 ✈️CJU-HKG
20 Nov KA798 ✈️HKG-WNZ
28 Dec KA791 ✈️ WNZ-HKG
29 Dec CX888 ✈️HKG-YVR

03 Nov – 08 Nov R.O.C(Taiwan)??
08 Nov Hong Kong SAR of China??
09 Nov – 16 Nov R.O.KOREA??
16 Nov – 20Nov Hong Kong SAR of China??

29 Dec BACK TO VANCOUVER??

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MrNiceGuy – Nov 17, 2016
Interesting question. No.

sbon11 – Nov 17, 2016
What about a guy like me who was a brunette before my hair turned gray?

 

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new_to_this_shit, 19
Pretty nerd guy, but a good companion for light saber fights. ;D No seriously, I’m looking for a real man who knows how to turn a tiny pink virgin hole into a rosebud and will promise to tend and maintain the rosebud through long relationship like he is a gardener and it is his prized plant.

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new_to_this_shit – Nov 15, 3016
That’s a crude way to put it but technically yes.

StrongAkt – Nov 14, 2016
which is a fancy way of saying you want a guy who fists you all the time?

 

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Slave_Tester, 21
Hi, I test and evaluate for you the slaves, so you will have as much fun with them as possible! 😉 You wanted someone to have tested? Simply say name! If slave is far distance from me, simply pay for my flight and hotel!

Here will soon be a ranking. If you want to know more about a slave, simply ask. as shown in Fig.
If some slave wants to have tested to make his chance improve, just say!
You would like to be my slave? This is also possible!

Already tested:
Pascha_XL
Former-BelAmi-Lucas19
bondageslut1998

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Broly – Nov 26, 2016
Of all the ridiculous fake scams on this site I was going to say this is the most laughable but then again Trump.

 

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kinkonmyass, 19
I am a cute young guy, naturally energetic, with a mouth watering ass and a very high sex drive, looking for intense sessions of 5 to 10 minutes, ONLY BAREBACK!
I am 19 years 138 weight 55 member 17.5 for 5 to 10 minute sex passive-raskovan-with any Sado MAZ and kiss the dirt.
Corner Habsburgerstraße / Luitpoldstraße in Schöneberg
Often hanging around in sauna BOILER!
That’s about as complicated as it is.

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MasterCrix – Nov 18, 2016
Impatient guy and immerse in weird roads.

 

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Sparky, 21
open minded – close to the best when addiction into sex could be next
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no required rules when the brains learned the game
my sphintcer can expertely milk the biggest cock
open mind to get into all endless options which only is free in sex of gays
4 they like to squeeze in their panties, touch them their ass and cock in my ass bag

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beepbeep – Oct 30, 2016
Novelty straight from Brazil with a big pal with a lot of milk and a thesaurus of fire

 

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gainerboy, 21
Hi. Both photos are of me. The top is me a year ago. The second is my body now.

In brief, a year ago I got owned by a master. His big turn on at first was to make me gain a lot of weight. I was skinny all my life so it was hard but I did get very fat. At first I hated it but then getting fat started turning me on. After I was fat my master lost his attraction to me so he tried to force starve me, but my metabolism was fucked by then and I couldn’t do it so he released me.

I’m looking for a full time master to continue my gaining. I would love to get gigantically obese like those guys who can’t even move and they have to tear down a wall of their house and use a crane to lift them off their beds and take them to the doctor.

Apart from the weight gain, I’d be into being raped often. I’m open to living in a cage or wherever. I would love to have my tiny cock and balls kicked over and over. Honestly, I am willing to do a lot of things since I am at that sort of lost age of figuring out what I want to do for my life.

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Jonathan, Hi, buddy. Thanks re: the apartment thing. I know, I know. I kind of love this apartment. Sucks. There are indeed, by my reckoning, some real goodies amongst this year’s buche parcel. The beauty pageant will go up on Saturday, so you can judge for yourself. I was just in L’eclair de Genie two days back, and, yeah, the multi-colored chocolate gnomes are cool. Not as cool as in the photos, but that’s standard. Munk does sounds invariably delicious, so there’s that. Paris hasn’t quite taken to the donut, which is surprising to me. But I think if Dunkin Donuts was to get through whatever regulations and open an outlet here, there would be lines around the block. Our day with you at EuroDisney was a serious blast that also continues to bob in my consciousness as well. No snow here (yet), of course. It has gotten cold enough to, so fingers crossed. I like the Mica Levi & Oliver Coates album too. I can’t remember exactly what I’m listening to this morning — doing this early and sans the usual amount of coffee due to a morning appointment — but I just made one of those gig posts consisting of what I’m listening to, so you’ll see then if you want. Lasky’s awesome. I’m going to ‘spin’ your mix when I get back from my morning appointment. Awesome. Everyone, artist and d.l. Jonathan Mayhew ‘made a mix waiting for things to dry in dublin’, and he has impeccable taste in sound and music, so listen to it. Go here. Take care. ** David Ehrenstein, Ha! Thank you! I don’t think I know Jim Jarmusch’s ‘Paterson’. Does it have anything to do with William Carlos Williams? ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! I’m looking at a more realistic apartment possibility this morning, so we’ll see. Next weekend, yeah, not so far ahead. Good. Me too re: the fake Xmas window stuff, but Paris kind of does a whole body twinkly makeover. Very pretty. If pix do its justice, I’ll take some. Xmas presents, gosh, yeah. I need to start dwelling on that idea too. Hm. Yesterday was, I think, pretty uneventful-ish. Zac got back from his US trip, which is happy news. But otherwise I think I just worked and stuff, didn’t I? Let me think. Yeah, I think so. Today might end up being more decorated with tellable things. What did you do? ** TomK, Hey. Yeah, gotcha. I think I’m most all about that new dark ride at Efteling. Efteling is in the running for the best theme park in my world. Go sometime. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Ha ha. Subtlety, no, not really. Oh, man, I love theme parks more than the next man, but not there. That’s sick. ** Jamie, Hi, Jamierific. That wasn’t good. It’s the thought that counts, right? Dude, get thee to a theme park! What in the world?! If you ever come to Paris, I will drag you if necessary to EuroDisney and Parc Asterix. End of story. Goodness gracious! Cool about the prototype. Hooray for scissors. I should do a post about scissors. This week? See and catch up with Zac and figure out the plan for location scouting for our new film because we need to get on that. Apartment hunt. See Crystal Castles. Work. See people. Hm. Should be okay. Definitely use your next days wisely by forking talent out of your talented self by whatever means your talent asks. Big up re: your Wednesday, man. Wintery love, Dennis. ** Steevee, Hi. Such ingenuity deserves a buck or two, no? ** Misanthrope, Weird, yes. I still think a million constitutes richness. But I’m a transgressive experimental artist, so what do I know? No, I don’t believe I ever think about preexisting theme park accidents when I’m actually on a ride. Sometimes when I’m looking at a ride from afar, yes. Nice. Yeah, I used to go to Disneyland on acid quite often in my teen years. Explains everything. ** Chris dankland, Hi, Chris! I like them too. You should ‘like’ the Theme Park Review page on Facebook. They post on-ride roller coaster videos about 7 times a day. I know, ‘the shed’. Good angle. Although I suspect that what’s in the shed will be a serious letdown since there’s only so much you can do in a shed vis-a-vis a roller speeding through it. But still. I’m terrified of heights, but, for some reason, I can get totally into putting myself into a state of utter terror on drop rides. Weird. Yeah, I saw about the firey roller coaster. I hadn’t seen that video, though. God, it’s horribly beautiful, isn’t it. Bookmarked. Thanks a bunch, man. ** Sypha, Hi. I think ‘Books of Blood’ is definitely Clive’s best work. It’s always sad when your first work is your best. I think Clive bought into the whole thing that books aren’t serious or important or something if they’re not gigantic. And, hey, during that period of his novels that you’re reading, they were always on the best seller lists. But I think ‘BoB’ is what he’ll be ‘remembered for’, as they say. And for ‘Hellraiser’. I’ve heard that his health isn’t good. That’s really sad. He’s an awesome, fun guy. I hope he’s okay or will be. ** Right. Today you (and I) get our monthly reminder that our rent is due tomorrow. See you then.

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Mystic Timbers @ Kings Island
Mason, Ohio

The new Mystic Timbers wooden coaster coming to Ohio’s Kings Island in 2017 promises a 50 mph race through the woods combined with a tantalizing mystery: What’s in the shed?

Built by Pennsylvania-based Great Coasters International, the 109-foot-tall coaster will traverse 16 airtime hills through wooded terrain along a 3,265-foot-long track, according to park officials.

Themed as an abandoned lumber mill, the ride ends in a mystical vine-covered shed that is expected to feature a special effects finale.

 

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Symbolica: Palace of Fantasy @ Efteling
Kaatsheuvel, Netherlands

Efteling’s largest-ever dark ride project Symbolica is at the top of Theme Park Insider’s most anticipated 2017 list. Visitors collectively will choose one of three different routes within the palace, each offering unique adventures and interactive elements, in this US$38 million attraction — the Dutch theme park’s fourth major dark ride.

 

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Gwazi @ Busch Gardens
Tampa Bay

Gwazi opened on June 18, 1999 as Florida’s first dueling wooden roller coaster. Gwazi was known for giving rough rides which was a problem since it first opened. At the beginning of the 2010 season, Gwazi was spotted with what appeared to be Millennium Flyer trains on the track, with water dummies on board. In 2011, the rides Philadelphia Toboggan Company’s trains were subsequently removed with Great Coasters International’s Millennium Flyer trains in order to make Gwazi smoother from its notorious roughness.

At the end of the summer season during 2012, the Tiger side of Gwazi closed due to budget constraints. Soon after the closing of the Tiger side, a bridge was built across the loading platform, and one of the Tiger trains was relocated onto the Lion track. Later, Busch Gardens confirmed that Gwazi would officially close on February 1, 2016 due to low ride attendance and guest feedback.

 

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Ikaros @ Gröna Lund
Stockholm, Sweden

Experience the worst fall in history! In 2017 Ikaros is coming to Gröna Lund!

Imagine sitting in a chair, dangling with your feet high above the city of Stockholm, secured by a shoulder restraint. As you’re approching the top of the tower, your chair is suddenly tilting you 90 degrees, and you find yourself lying horisontally facing the ground. Then comes the drop…

When Gröna Lund opens in april 2017, the visitors will be divided into those who dare and whose who don’t…do you dare to try the worst fall in history?

 

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Beppu City Spamusement Park
Beppu, Japan

The Mayor of Beppu, a city in Southern Japan known for hot springs has begun the development of an Onsen (hot springs) themed amusement park. Ground was broken in late 2016, and the mayor swears that the theme park will be ready to open in the fall of 2017.

 

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Guardians of the Galaxy – Mission: Breakout @ Disney California Adventure
Anaheim, California

Disney California Adventure’s Twilight Zone Tower of Terror elevator drop will get a Marvel-ously out-of-this-world makeover to become Guardians of the Galaxy: Mission Breakout. Now, we’re learning that the Tower of Terror will close for good on Jan. 2, 2017 in preparation for the switchover.

The details of this new ride were revealed at Comic-Con in July via the below video and images, which promises park-goers an “immersive, exciting experience” set in the outer reaches of the MCU’s galaxy, where the titular Guardians — Star-Lord (Chris Pratt), Gamora (Zoe Saldana), Drax (Dave Bautista) and the dynamic duo Groot and Rocket (Vin Diesel and Bradley Cooper) — dwell.

 

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Erotikaland
Piracicaba, Brazil

By 2017, Brazil’s southern city of Piracicaba will have a theme park named Erotikaland that will feature phallus-shaped bumper cars, nudist pools, naked water slides, a movie theater with vibrating seats, etc.

“This won’t be a place for nuns, but it’s not like we’re trying to recreate Sodom and Gomorrah,” said Mauro Morata, one of the businessmen involved in the project. “If attendees want to take things to another level, they can go to a nearby motel – which we will operate.”

As long you can keep your hands to yourself, you can a have a jolly ‘adult’ time in the park at the cost of $100 per ‘adult’ head. Yes, that’s the other catch. This will be a strictly adults-only park.

 

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Star Wars Land
Disneyland, Anaheim

Disney is aiming for a December 2018 grand opening for Star Wars Land. That is a much faster timetable than the Mouse House has done with past California expansions, and I doubt Disney will officially announce a grand opening date until they are deep into construction.

Apparently the show buildings will be over 150 feet tall, with interiors that are sunk into the ground, and the exteriors will be hidden inside themed rock cliffs and forested mountains. The largest show building in the land, for the headliner battle escape attraction coded named “Alcatraz” at WDI (get it?), will dwarf even the largest backstage buildings for Anaheim’s other massive E Tickets like Pirates, Indy or Radiator Springs Racers.

You can see from the projected layout above that the Battle Escape attraction will be larger than the entirety of Toon Town. There will be three entrances into the new land: one from Big Thunder Trail, another from where the entry to Big Thunder Ranch was near the border between Fantasyland and Frontierland, and a new entrance between the Hungry Bear Restaurant and Rivers of America to go under the train tracks and connect from the west. Walt Disney Imagineering has been trying to add a pedestrian path that would give Critter Country a connection to the east side of Disneyland for decades, and it now looks like it will happen.

 

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? @ Djurs Sommerland
Nimtofte, Denmark

 

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Gwazi Stormrider @ Tokyo DisneySea
Tokyo

StormRider was a simulator ride at Tokyo DisneySea. It simulated going into a weather storm in a futuristic airplane (a “StormRider”) to dissipate the storm. The attraction opened on September 4, 2001, in the Port Discovery land of Tokyo DisneySea. The attraction closed on May 17, 2016.

With its copper roofs and mechanical devices, the attraction building — the “Center for Weather Control” — was themed to a futuristic, almost Victorian era, laboratory. Guests entered a motion simulator (a “StormRider”) and were dispatched into a storm to deliver a storm-dissipating device called a “Fuse”. The ride was explained in Japanese, with English subtitles on an LCD screen. During the ride, problems were encountered while trying to transport the Fuse.

Leading to the last day, the hashtag #StormRider_Forever began trending on Twitter. This outpour of love and support for the original day attraction was overwhelming, and included numerous fan art pieces and photo collages. While I was not a huge fan of the attraction itself, I appreciate the significance it has to Port Discovery. It was the centrepiece for the theming and story of this water-centric port of call. The pre-show was deliciously cheesy and the attraction felt similar to the old, outdated Star Tours.

 

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Star Trek™: Operation Enterprise @ Movie Park Germany
Bottrop, Germany

Thrill ride and science fiction fans are in for some first-of-its-kind fun next year when Movie Park Germany introduces a new, unique launch roller coaster carrying a “Star Trek” theme.

The attraction, called Star Trek: Operation Enterprise and officially licensed by the universally popular franchise, will be the second-highest structure in the park.

The launch coaster, now in its site preparation phase, will accelerate guests at “warp speed.” Said park general manager. Thorsten Backhaus: “We have an element in the [coaster’s] routing which is unparalleled in Europe and will definitely surprise our guests.”

 

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Project V @ Europa Park
Rust, Germany

Due to open next year, Project V represents the largest investment in a single attraction in the history of Europa-Park. “With this great investment, we are convinced that we will present our guests with a huge hit,” said Europa-Park owner Roland Mack. “The experience factor will increase yet again with this unique attraction.”

Owned by the Mack family in southwestern Germany, Europa-Park started life as a demonstration area for the Mack Rides manufacturing company. After opening to the general public in 1975, it is now Germany’s largest theme park.

This new attraction will be a Soarin‘ style experience, built with a slightly different ride system. While the motion of hang gliding will be the same, the cars will be suspended individually and riders will enter via three floors. That will ultimately allow for higher capacity, which should total 1,400 riders per hour.

 

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Wave Breaker: The Rescue Coaster @ SeaWorld San Antonio
San Antonio, Texas

The Orlando, Fla.-based theme park chain is trying to repair its public image — damaged by the 2013 documentary film “Blackfish” that criticized the company’s treatment of killer whales — by investing in new rides and attractions, retooling its mammal shows with a more educational bent and emphasizing its animal rescue efforts.

The theme park operator plans to spend about $175 million a year on rides, festivals and other attractions at its parks, said spokeswoman Aimée Jeansonne Becka.

“Wave Breaker: The Rescue Coaster,” slated to open in early summer 2017, constitutes a combination of those ends, SeaWorld San Antonio President Carl Lum said in a phone interview Monday. The roller coaster is intended to simulate what SeaWorld’s veterinary staff experience when they are called out to assist with animal rescues, Lum said. Texas Department of Licensing and Regulation records show construction on the project is expected to finish by June 1 and cost $18 million.

The ride looks like individual jet skis on the coaster’s 2,600-foot-long track, most of which will be built over the park’s Ski Lake. The ride will have heights of 61 feet and feature interactive components about animal rescue efforts conducted by the park and other organizations, Lum said.

 

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Gwazi Midnight Mansion @ Six Flags Great Adventure
Jackson Township, New Jersey

On May 11 1984 arsonists were believed to have set fire to the Midnight Mansion attraction at Six Flags Great Adventure park. A wind-whipped blaze heated to 2,000 degrees Farenheit, melting metal walls and leaving eight teenagers fatally burnt beyond recognition. The park operator Six Flags escaped prosecution for not having sprinklers and smoke detectors as it was deemed a temporary building.

The attraction was rebuilt and reopened the following year. Initially, its popularity was severely affected by the teenagers’ deaths, but its macabre reputation and rumors of ghost sights and other paranormal activities eventually returned it to profitability. All was well until an afternoon on October 14 1998 when the attraction’s metal structure was inexplicably shot through with a high voltage electric current instantly electrocuting 7 teenagers and children who were in the attraction at the time.

The attraction closed again for 8 months while the incident was investigated. Eventually in 1999 the attraction reopened with added interior protection on the walls and floors. Again the cursed attraction gradually returned to popularity over the course of the next few years without further incident until April 6 2013 a man wielding a high powered shotgun forced his way into the idea, shooting 13 teenagers to death before he was apprehended. The attraction was shuttered again and a promised reopening never took place. The attraction was demolished in June 2016 and replaced with a kiddie swing ride.

 

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Soaring Timbers @ Canada’s Wonderland
Vaughn, Ontario, Canada

In 2017 Canada’s Wonderland will be adding to its arsenal of world-class thrill rides with Soaring Timbers. This unique ride experience will send guests spiraling through the sky on two massive rotating gondolas that swing riders through sweeping arcs while rotating 360 degrees.

 

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Vikingaliv @ Djurgården
Stockholm, Sweden

Travel back in time to the age of the Vikings in the new upcoming attraction Vikingaliv in Djurgården, Stockholm. In this attraction, you’ll make your way through the mythical landscapes that the Vikings called home many centuries ago. There, old lady Ragnfrid will tell you the story of the most intense moments in her and her husband Harald’s life.

During this daring voyage, the guests will come face-to-face with dramatic images of Viking history. This epic tale of family and honor will be told through big-scale dioramas with beautiful landscapes and detailed miniature human figures. P&P Projects is responsible for the engineering, production and installation of all the show sets. “Vikingaliv is a unique project with the great challenge to be historically correct as well as creating unique dioramas”, following Philipp van Stratum, Creative Director of P&P. ETF Ride Systems is responsible for the ride technology, in this case it will be the trackless ETF Multi Mover.

 

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Hunger Games Land @ Motiongate Park
Dubai

The first of two planned Hunger Games Lands, which opens next year in Dubai’s upcoming Motiongate park, will include a couple of thrill rides and a District 12 theme.

“After passing through the gates, visitors will arrive in a re-creation of the fictional District 12, a mining region where Katniss grew up,” writes the NYT. “There will be costumed characters and real-life versions of Peeta Mellark’s bakery* and the Hob black market.

“A lavish roller coaster will be designed to resemble the movies’ high-speed Capitol trains,” and “a simulator-style ride, similar to Disney’s well-known Star Tours attraction, will take people on a hovercraft tour of Panem, the post-apocalyptic nation where The Hunger Games takes place.”

 

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Triple Tower @ Hersheypark
Hershey, Pennsylvania

Three freefall towers, called Hershey Triple Tower, will be the newest thrill ride coming to Hersheypark in spring 2017.

“This is a first in the amusement park industry,” Kevin Stumpf, general manager of attractions and entertainment for Hershey Entertainment & Resorts Company, said Tuesday when the park announced its newest attraction. “Other parks have multiple towers, but they are all the same height.”

The Hershey Triple Tower will offer three towers of varying heights, ranging from the 80-feet-tall Hershey’s Kisses Tower, to the 131-feet-tall Reese’s Tower to the 189-feet-tall Hershey’s Tower.

“With this, we let you, as the rider, choose where to start,” Stumpf said. “You can start at 80 feet to see how it feels, and then graduate to increasing heights if you choose to.”

All three towers will have a maximum speed of 45 mph with the Hershey’s Kisses and Reese’s towers doing “double shots” in which the tower rapidly propels riders to the top of the tower before gently lowering them to the platform with a series of air-cushioned bounces.

 

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Storm Chaser @ Kentucky Kingdom
Louisville, KY

Storm Chaser will be built with RMCs’ patented iBox track, which is featured on only five other coasters in the world. In the case of Storm Chaser, the iBox track will rest on wood, creating the “feel” of a wooden coaster, but will be supported by a steel superstructure. The result is a ride that’s smooth as glass, fast, and intense. Because it will have the iBox track, Storm Chaser will also feature many thrilling elements that can’t be incorporated into traditional wooden coasters.

One hundred feet tall at his highest point, Storm Chaser will be the first coaster in America to feature a barrel roll drop from a 10-story lift hill – and don’t get us started on the 78-degree angle of that drop… that’s nearly perpendicular! And that’s just the beginning. Riders will then be treated to a stall dive, tip-out corner, airtime hills, a twisted airtime drop, a corkscrew… it’s truly a new breed of coaster that’s nothing like a traditional “woodie.”

 

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Qurrent Theme Park
Groningnen, Netherlands

The Dutch renewable energy company Qurrent just unveiled plans to transform a wind farm into the “world’s first sustainable theme park.” Designed in collaboration with Jora Entertainment, the park will be packed with adrenaline-pumping rides from the world’s tallest spiraling water slide to an incredibly fast attraction on a turbine blade booster.

While Qurrent’s planned 8,000-square-meter theme park won’t be the first to be powered by wind, it will be the first to turn wind turbines into amusement park rides. The eco-theme park will also offer more than thrills and novelty. Qurrent envisions the park as a “celebration of environmental contribution” that will showcase Dutch renewable energy and educate the public on sustainable practices.

The wind-powered attractions will include rides such as the Beaufort Buster, a spiraling water slide that winds around the wind turbine tower; the Blade Runner, a “shockingly fast ride on a turbine blade booster;” the Newton Nightmare, a drop tower ride that descends 95 meters in 1.5 seconds; and the Happy Hurricane rollercoaster ride. In-park eateries will be solar powered.

 

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Twister: Ride It Out @ Universal Studios
Orlando

Twister: Ride Out was based on the 1996 Hollywood blockbuster drama starring Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt who play storm chasers researching tornados. The attraction, found in the New York section of Universal Studios park in Orlando, had replaced the Ghostbusters Spooktacular attraction with its opening in May of 1998 with a simulated tornado appearing right before the guests eyes. The sights, sounds, and feels of the attraction were heavily researched from experts in the field and meteorologists and a technological marvel for its time. The building houses its own atmospheric conditions and with guests experiencing rain effects, fire and a flying cow just for good measure.

Little has been done over the years to update the attraction, keeping the same feel that it has had since opening day, which has also been a factor for the loss of repeatability amongst pass holders and returning guests. It’s an attraction that once you’ve experienced it, you’re not yearning for a swift “re-ride” so to speak, but it still remained a favorite amongst a core group. It will be making way for a new ride titled “Race Through New York Starring Jimmy Fallon.” Little is known so far about this miserable sounding attraction, other than the hints of smoke, water, 3D/4D and said to be “scary, fun and exciting.”

 

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Valkyria: The Point of No Return @ Liseberg
Göteborg, Sweden

2017 will bring to Liseberbg Europe’s longest Dive Coaster, a roller coaster that starts with a near vertical drop. Riders sit six abreast in trains that are three rows long, with their legs dangling free. After a 45 degree climb they find themselves at the highest point, 47 metres in the air. Just as the train is about to go over the edge the cars pause, and passengers are suspended in the air for a couple of seconds, before they plummet vertically 50 metres into an underground tunnel at 105 kph.

The name of the roller coaster, Valkyria, is also taken from Norse mythology. A valkyrie was a winged creature whose task was to carry fallen warriors from Middle Earth to the afterlife. And according to Daniel Lindberg, attraction manager, the ride will live up to its name.

“When you are fastened in and then drawn inescapably higher and higher it feels as if you could faint. Then as you hang, stationary, staring down 50 metres straight into the abyss, you are convinced you won’t make it. But after the ride you get a rush of adrenalin and really feel that you are alive!”

 

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Totoro: The Ride @ ?

John Ramirez is an artist at Disney, where he hasn’t just worked on movies like The Lion King and Aladdin, but as a theme park designer as well. In his spare time he’s also a big Studio Ghibli fan, which brings us to this idea for a Totoro ride.

The design of the ride, the way it hits all the movie’s key moments, the fact you sit in a giant acorn, the way it uses technology to grow a giant tree and make the Catbus dissapear…all signs of a man who clearly knows his shit, about both Totoro and theme park rides in general.

For what it’s worth, while this isn’t an official thing yet, that’s not for want of Ramirez trying; he tells Kotaku that he’s spoken to Hayao Miyazaki a number of times about Disney building this ride somewhere, and while he’s been knocked back each time says he’ll keep asking “until they bar me from the studio or until he says yes!”

 

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Magic Gate @ Eontime World
Yinchuan City, China

The 50,000m² $100m family indoor attraction is a vast water ride spread over two levels and several mezzanines, all centered at the base of the park’s iconic Walk-Through Tower.

The design narrative is loosely inspired by an ancient myth – a legendary Phoenix coming from the South has created the City and Palace to protect its citizens. Once visitors pass through the arches of the exterior entrance to the ride, they find themselves in front of the Magic Gate, guarded by costumed guardians.

The world behind the Magic Gate is a fantasy water city that symbolically represents a romanticised Central Asian city themed upon the Silk Road, XiXia kingdom, local legends and myths.

 

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Fast & Furious: Supercharged @ Universal Studios
Universal Studios, Orlando

This ride is going to fuse everything you love about the films with an original storyline and incredible ride technology. You’ll get to check out some of the high-speed, supercharged cars you’ve seen on the big screen. You’ll be immersed in the underground racing world made famous in the films and explore the headquarters of Toretto and his team. Then, you’ll board specially-designed vehicles for an adrenaline-pumping ride with your favorite stars from the films. To make way for the ride, Universal closed two older but still popular attractions, Disaster! and Beetlejuice Graveyard Revue.

 

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Energylandia: 17 new products
Malopolskie, Poland

Polish park attractions Energylandia, opened since 2014, is growing every year. In 2017 the park is investing in new more substantial roller coasters, water rides, restaurant, children’s attractions and new theming elements: In 2017, 17 new products will be opened. The 4 main new attractions are rollercoasters from the manufacturers: Intamin (Water Speed, Jungle Adventure and a megacoaster for 2018 – see video).

 

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Splash of Monster Blood @ Joyland
Kunming, China

The forthcoming roughly Warcaft-themed ride scheduled to open in late winter 2017 is billed as a “beast-bloody journey” built for a rumored cost of 16 million US dollars After clicking and chugging up a tunnel swarming full of orcs and monsters, you will be swept through a technologically advanced cavern world then plunged down into water that is promised to be as richly red and thick as human blood and that will manage somehow to smash you from both the front and the back simultaneously.

 

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Skywarp @ Walibi Park
Walibi, Holland

Among its thrills, the dual-loop ride cleverly produces a dueling near-miss element that brings riders tantalizingly close to one another by using a single train with passengers at each end. The technique effectively creates simultaneous two-train operation without a costly PLC that relies on block logic and maintenance-intensive sensors. Thrill-seekers 48 inches and taller, seated facing each other, twist sideways and upside-down as they accelerate through twin Immelmann inversions.

“Skywarp has everything that operators of all sizes desire: Big impact, big thrills, big visibility, and big capacity with a small footprint and a small price,” the Skyline team boasted. The ride is 62 feet tall with a track length of 360 feet and fits on a site just 30 feet wide and 120 feet long. It seats 32 riders per cycle and thrills 800 per hour.

 

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Warner Bros. Abu Dhabi
Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates

Construction work began in July 2015, although it appears to be moving at a fairly leisurely pace. Because of the extreme heat in Abu Dhabi, the park will follow in the footsteps of Ferrari World and be housed almost entirely indoors. It is expected to bear little relation to existing Warner Bros.-branded parks, such as Warner Bros. Movie World on Australia’s Gold Coast. An opening date in 2018 has been mooted.

Little is known about the contents of the park, although concept art appears to show at least two large water rides and two roller coasters, alongside some heavily themed landscapes. Reports have suggested that the park will host 19 rides, with an on-site hotel and multiplex cinemas also being housed in the same building.

 

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