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Intro

 

”It’s too early yet,’ thought he, glancing at the hairdresser’s cuckoo-clock, and seeing it was only nine.’ — Gustave Flaubert

‘God does not play dice with the world. Yet there is now abundant laboratory evidence that unpredictability reigns supreme at the atomic realm. Newton’s majestic clockwork has been replaced with a cuckoo clock cosmos, hooked up to a random number generator.’ — Albert Einstein

‘I wind my way across a black donut hole / and space that clunks. / Once I saw on a stage, / as if at the bottom of a mineshaft, / the precise footwork / of some mechanical ballet. / It was like looking into the brain / of a cuckoo clock and it carried / some part of me away forever.’ — Elaine Equi

‘Switzerland is a small, steep country, much more up and down than sideways, and is all stuck over with large brown hotels built on the cuckoo clock style of architecture.’ — Ernest Hemingway

‘Wouldst thou be taught, when sleep has taken flight, / By a sure voice that can most sweetly tell, / How far off yet a glimpse of morning light, / And if to lure the truant back be well, / Forbear to covet a Repeater’s stroke, / That, answering to thy touch, will sound the hour; / Better provide thee with a Cuckoo-clock / For service hung behind thy chamber-door; / And in due time the soft spontaneous shock, / The double note, as if with living power, / Will to composure lead, or make thee blithe as bird in bower.’ — William Wordsworth

‘Somewhere a cuckoo-clock, having struck between twenty and thirty, became the echo of a street city, which now entering the mew gave Quid pro quo! Quid pro quo! Directly.’ — Samuel Beckett

 

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Out there

Cuckooland Museum
Black Forest Clocks .org
The World’s Largest Cuckoo Clocks
Cuckoo Clock World
Cuckoo Clock Nest
Edible Gingerbread Cuckoo Clock with Internal gears
Cuckoo Clock Hospital
Cuckoo Clock @ Facebook
Cuckoo Bird Sounds

 

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New-ish

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‘The final result of my Alien-inspired Cuckoo Clock project.’ — Keith Elliott

 

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‘This interesting project by French artist Stephane Vigny, is a combination of a cuckoo clock and a giant loud speaker. When the bass is loud, the largest speaker on the bottom is released on a hinge-mechanism and catapulted into the room, retreating back to the cabinet when the sound softens.’ — Make:

 

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‘The Long Now Foundation are taking a much longer view than next year, or even the next hundred years. They’re building a clock into the side of a mountain in Texas which will run for 10,000 years. The 200-foot tall clock is being built on a piece of land in the Sierra Diablo Mountains, in West Texas. It will tick once a year, with a century hand that advances once every hundred years and a cuckoo that comes out once each millennium. Carved into the mountain are five room-sized anniversary chambers; the one year anniversary chamber contains an orrery showing our solar system’s planets and the Earth’s moon, in addition to all of the interplanetary probes that we’ve launched during our first century in space. The orrery will run an automatic animation sequence once each year.’ — Gizmodo

 

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‘Struggling actors in Hollywood have a new way to lose their dignity. As part of a new cereal promotion, a 66-foot cuckoo clock has been unveiled in Los Angeles featuring actors in costume as the cuckoo bird, or, in this case, shark.’ — CNN

 

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‘Designer Chris Dimino created a cuckoo clock themed after Stanley Kubrick‘s classic The Shining. Dimino was challenged to create a cuckoo clock in which the clock itself, the cuckoo motion, sound, and the pendulum capture a moment in time fitting these elements to a concept. The solution was the classic moment from The Shining in which Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance comes crashing through the door wielding an ax. The clock mimics the moment from the film, and every hour Jack breaks through the door and the famous line “Here’s Johnny” plays followed by a scream by Shining co-star Shelly Duvall.’ — Slash Film

 

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‘Dubbed the Nooka Cuckoo by designer Hannes Grebin, this concept cuckoo watch features a digital, Tamagotchi-esque bird that appears on screen to delineate the time. And indeed, its mixture of an angled roof and rounded bottom seems to merge modern design trends with the iconic bird house clock of yore.’ — Yanko Design

 

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‘I was born in1952. At the age of 16, I met an American Yoga teacher of Czech origin Madame Ossius. I graduated from the Medical Faculty of Charles University in 1976. Afterwards I was involved in internal medicine and for one and half years in the research into effects of yogic practices at the Czech Academy of Sciences. In 1981, I became a specialist in psychiatry, in 1984 accomplished the specialisation in the treatment of addictions, and in 1987 completed my training in psychotherapy. Because of lack of enthusiasm for the communist party, I was not allowed to finish my Ph.D. degree at Charles University Prague before political changes in 1989. During my medical studies, I contacted Bihar School of Yoga and 1989 it became possible to visit its headquarters in India. Since 2006 I have been interested in qigong, and in 2012 I became a personal student of master Xu Mingtang. I have written more than 30 books about the treatment of addictions, yoga, relaxation.’ — drnespor.eu

 

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‘Wind these guns like watches with a key that’s stored underneath the barrels, and when they’re “fully loaded” use your thumb to pull back the safety levers. Then squeeze the triggers. What emerges is not a bullet but the tiny bird, no larger than a cherry pit. It rotates around its own axis, flaps its wings, shakes its tail and moves its two-millimeter beak. It even sings. (Unlike the cuckoo in a clock, it doesn’t tell time.) On May 20, not one but a pair of identical singing-bird pistols, estimated to sell for 20 million Hong Kong dollars to 40 million Hong Kong dollars for the pair (US$2.5 million to US$5.1 million), will go on sale at Christie’s auction of watches. These pistols, which date back to roughly 1820, are attributed to the Rochat brothers, Swiss artisans who pioneered the art of mechanical singing birds.’ — Coocooclocks.org

 

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‘Ben Hagari’s ‘Cuckoo’ is a video and sculpture piece made from a two-story gallery window (Rosenfeld Gallery, Tel Aviv). The video is a cuckoo clock with his eyes looking out of it. Running for twelve hours, the video is projected from sunset to sunrise. Every half hour he says “cuckoo” and a cuckoo bird comes out. The sculpture is a relief with parts made of various materials.’ — BHW

See it working

 

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Oldie

‘The very first cuckoo clock is attributed to Anton Ketterer of the village of Schönwald who added the famous cuckoo to his clocks in 1738. It is possible that the rooster clocks were Ketterer’s inspiration. It was certainly easier to make a clock go “coo-coo” than making it crow, but it still must have been difficult to develop the mechanism to do this. Ketterer’s answer was the same gadget that is used today; twin bellows that send air through small pipes like a pipe organ. By this time, clockmaking had become widespread in the Black Forest, and folks began to specialize. Some cut gears, others carved the decorations or made the cases, and still others did the painting. Many cuckoo clocks in the 18th and 19th centuries were painted with elaborate scenes on the front of the case. According to one source, in 1808 in the town of Triberg, 790 of the towns 9,013 residents were involved in clockmaking.’ — Salem Clock Shop

 

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Props

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‘These screenshots shows a cuckoo clock located in Jacques Renault’s (character) cabin in David Lynch’s TV series Twin Peaks. When the clock strikes the cuckoo’s call is heard but the bird does not emerge and the doors remain closed, awakening Sheriff Truman’s (Michael Ontkean) curiosity. After he opens its little doors several chips fall down, one of them is a notched chip from One-Eyed Jacks casino/brothel, providing another clue to Agent Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan).’ — Cuckoo clock in culture

 

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‘Dave Fleisher’s 1937 “Pudgy picks a Fight”, an episode of the Betty Boop cartoon series, undoubtly is the most inspired of the Pudgy cartoons, the nightmare sequence centered on a cuckoo clock being particularly imaginative. Its theme of guilt and imagination running away with it would be revisited by Disney in Donald’s Crime (1945) with equally impressive results.’ — animationreview.com

 

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‘In Roman Polanski’s first short film The Lamp (1959), a doll maker works in his shop in waning winter light, a kerosene lamp beside him, a jumble of dolls and doll parts, whole and broken, surrounding him. There are noises, too: a cuckoo clock chirps the workday’s end. The artisan completes a repair and leaves, shuttering the shop from outside. Back inside, whispering begins. What else is in store for the shop’s seemingly lifeless denizens?’ — IMDb

 

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‘The Wolf’s Head Clock is Pugsley Addams’ favorite clock. Much like a cuckoo clock, on the hour the head pops through the doors and growls to signify the time. Though it is called a wolf’s head, the head appears to be that of a wildcat instead. When Gomez donated it to a charity bazaar, Pugsley was so depressed that he hid up the chimney. Gomez, Morticia, Uncle Fester and Thing all bid to get it back but a Mr. Clayton won the auction for $1100. When he realized it was not a priceless antique, he paid Lurch five dollars to take it. It likes to lick envelopes for Morticia.’ — Fandom

 

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‘Certainly what is most interesting in this Tex Avery’s short cartoon The Cuckoo Clock is its rare immersion in a dark and Gothic universe more associated with the psychological dramas of the previous decade (a mansion, a tortured main character) as with Poe’s short story in which is informally based. Avery’s tone of course is more subordinate to the generic conventions of the cartoon universe of its time, as shown by the fast reorganization from its uncommon prologue to more usual clichés of the cat-search-a bird in a Sylvester-Tweety style.’ — nickmovie

 

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Zack Lerner ‘Cuckoo Clock’ (2006)

 

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‘”In Italy, for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.” When Orson Welles spoke these lines as Harry Lime, the charismatic villain at the heart of the film The Third Man, released in 1949, Welles can’t have realised how they would resonate ever after. Graham Greene, who wrote the screenplay, credited the lines to Welles, and it seems clear the actor added them when some extra dialogue was needed while the film was being shot.’ — BBC

 

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‘The Raven (voiced by Mel Blanc): A raven who lives in The Munsters’ cuckoo clock and repeats the word “Nevermore.” When the raven occasionally makes smart alecky remarks, Herman throws objects at him. Sometimes, the raven will come out of his clock, but often only for short breaks, or to flee when frightened.’ — retroland

 

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‘Bananas in Pajamas is an Australian children’s television show that premiered on 20 July 1992 on ABC. It has since become syndicated in many different countries, and dubbed into other languages. The main characters are two humanoid bananas named B1 and B2. Other characters include three teddy bears named Amy, Lulu and Morgan, and Rat in a Hat. The bananas, the teddies and Rat in a Hat all live in the same neighbourhood, a cul-de-sac called “Cuddles Avenue”. The show was performed using human actors in elaborate costumes, in the style of the British Teletubbies or Tweenies. In the show’s early days, the voices of the bananas were provided by the same actors as were inside the costume, but the original actors eventually gave up that aspect of the show and substitutes manned the hot, stuffy costumes.’ — AnimationXpress

 

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‘A Cuckoo clock is a Muggle device that shows the Common Cuckoo and sounds like a bird. The Dursley family owned one, and it was able to give one of the Letters from No One. It started going off in the Prisoner of Azkaban when one of Aunt Marge’s buttons flew off and hit the door, making it go off repeatedly while Marge inflated.’ — Harry Potter Wiki

 

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The Cuckoo Clocks of Hell (2011): “Most people have vanished from the plague…There are a few thousand that still walk the earth……Among them, two outlaws, Harry Russo and Terry Hawkins. Come face to face with one another in a clash that sets them on a road into destiny, to find the heart of America .The lines are drawn and the sands of time are running out fast. Will mankind be saved? We better hope so….Because Harry and Terry are having a good time…………and The Cuckoo Clocks of Hell are coming.”

‘A movie like this is not meant to invoke the same sensation as you would from a “normal” feature film. It’s rooted in crudeness and wacky extremes which carry forth like leprosy of the mind that is infected into your psyche. You might even question the nature of how you came to watch this or how the actors came to perform such atrocious acts on screen.’ — HNN

 

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‘In Rupert of Hee Haw (1924), Stan Laurel as the king has been helped to his feet by the smallest guard you can imagine (Sammy Brooks, a real-life midget actor) in an act of duty. The sound of a cuckoo clock triggers a rather unnecessary reaction from him and he forcibly shoves the tiny guard to the ground by pushing the palm of his hand into his face. It’s both cruel and funny at the same time!’ — Another Nice Mess

 

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Bird

‘This is truly the mother of all cheaters — the female cuckoo bird will not only raid the nest of her warbler neighbor to steal eggs, she then leaves her own eggs behind to replace what she just ransacked. In a true testament of nature vs. nurture, despite being abandoned, the baby cuckoo bird is just as much of a con artist as its birth mother. Thanks to incubating an egg similar in appearance to the other warbler eggs, the baby cuckoo bird blends among the other chicks and is therefore treated and fed like one of the family. You’d think with the baby cuckoo bird’s rapid growth (we’re talking 10 times the size of its foster mother!) the warbler would finally take notice that something is amiss.’ — Animal Planet

 

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Muse

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Dr Acula ‘The Cuckoo Clock of Doom’: ‘I’ll shank you real ol’ fashion style for the win / that shit is vintage / like us now? / i’m sick of your status quo / your so god damn literal / your kind is a dying breed / like us now?’ — lyricsmode

 

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‘One song that totally stands up for me is “Cuckoo Clock” by Rachel Sweet, one of the Stiff Records mafia in the late 70s and a total Midwestern American girl. Yes, despite the fake British accent on this one. I think it rules. I wish someone besides The Mr. T Experience would cover it.’ — Detailed Twang

 

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‘no description available’ — youtube

 

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‘Video Game Music is Pretty Neat (HQ) #23: Lumines, the excellent and addictive puzzler for PSP and PS2 has had some excellent music as a core part of its game play. Series sound leader Takayumi Nakamura has released a few albums of the music. Opening with the serene “Cuckoo Clock”, telephone dials, electric piano and clock chimes are integrated into break beats that roll off your tongue. It’s a very well choreographed piece and one that sets you nicely into the world of Lumines.’ — Higher Plain Music

 

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‘”Cuckoo Clock” is a single by Italo disco singer Tom Hooker, released in 1986 under the pseudonym Lou Sern (a pun on the Swiss city of Lucerne). Although the song was popular in Italy and in Europe, it was a much bigger hit in the Philippines.’ — Alamin Kay Kuya Dex

 

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The Beach Boys ‘Cuckoo Clock’: ‘We knew it must have been late/ (Tick-tock, tick-tock) / We had no time to wait / (Tick-tock, tick-tock) / I went to light the fireplace / (Tick-tock, tick-tock) / I planned it all this way, and / (Tick-tock, tick-tock) … ‘ — songcoleta

 

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‘American composer Morton Feldman intended Madame Press Died Last Week at Ninety as an elegy for his piano teacher, Maurina Press. I must say that the charm of Feldman’s music usually escapes me, but this is a highly poetic four minutes. A cuckoo clock continually strikes over a slowly shifting texture of block chords, to evoke an innocent, almost Mahlerian vision of eternity.’ — Classical Net Review

 

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‘The Monks’ rhythmic attack is intact on “Cuckoo.” It’s the lyrics and vocals that strike one as eccentric. Burger’s vocal opens the tune, swiping a page out of some outlandish Beach Boys’ songbook. He nails high notes that no male, unless he’s a castrato, should be able to hit. Johnston’s monotonal singing voice tells an odd story about somebody stealing his pet cuckoo. During the bridge, fuzzed-out guitars and booming drums remind the listener that, yes, this is the Monks. Then, Burger reprises the chorus, jarring the listener back to unreality.’ — Liberal England

 

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Outro

‘What is the horror film about an evil cuckoo clock growing insde the walls of a house that takes over the minds of the family living there, all but the son?’ — Anonymous

‘A few months ago I was watching a 50’s black and white movie where a possessed demonic clock is trying to kill a housewife and/or ruin her marriage. The clock is a wall style cuckoo clock with a feminine voice that makes the dog lay in the doorway so the wife will trip over it and break her neck. Anyone know the title?’ — Katie

‘Does anybody know the title of the movie that has the evil cuckoo clock that attaches itself to the fireplace and starts to cause glitches in time, as well as turning the father and daughter of the new family into evil versions of themselves? I think the clock turns the entire house into a cuckoo clock?’ — Ry

‘I’m looking for the title of a film that is famous (infamous) for a scene where a young girl is raped by a demonic cuckoo clock? Can anybody clue me in?’ — George

‘Can anyone tell me the name of this movie a friend of mine told me about where an evil witch claws out of the vagina of some chick and there’s a cuckoo clock where the bird is replaced by a tiny human head that belches blood when it strikes the hour? I think maybe it was Italian?’ — Avra
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p.s. Hey. Kris from Brixton is a self-described dedicated DC’s reader and an aspiring expert on the cuckoo clock with a ‘poetic non-fiction’ book-in-progress on his favorite timepiece. He has generously created a multi-genre paean to the clock and its cuckoo for us to savour over the weekend, and please do, to your assured benefit. Thank you kindly, Kris! ** jay, Me thinks Cargo might be a little too resilient and bullet proof to be true. See, you’re a person who understands torture clearly. Have a great weekend, pal. ** Charalampos, If you go to LA, you really need to spend a fair amount of time there, two weeks ideally at minimum, to begin to grasp that loose place. Books about LA … Mike Davis’s ‘City of Quartz’ is a classic. Hi from me doing the p.s. before I take a shower. ** kenley, If I could remember where I found LukeSkywalk, I would go back and encourage him to write his memoirs. I would. I went to see a show at a museum only to discover the show had ended the day before. So no art yesterday, although I did have a coffee with friends at the cafe in the entrance area of Palais de Tokyo, so I kind of picked up on art’s vibes. What’s your favorite soup? Mine’s split pea. I agree with your ‘friends’ statement. On the banal side, I long to set up a screening for ‘RT’ in London, which is proving to be quite difficult. On the still banal but less so side, I long for a tall stack of pomegranate pancakes. What are you longing for? And please do be more insane in your longing than I have proved to be. ** _Black_Acrylic, I think a sex object that refers to him/her/themself in the third person might be even sexier? ** Carsten, Having been there fairly recently, there are good reasons to complain about the traffic. It has worsened. If Tarantino hadn’t bought the Vista, it would very likely have been torn down and replaced with a building full of condos. And its programming isn’t actually bad at all. No, I haven’t seen ‘The Falconer’. Heard of it. All true, meaning I agree, about exciting films being outliers. I will say that the ‘out’ part of outliers used to be less out. Most of the exciting films I see these years are at art museums, not even in theatres. ** Bill, I was happy to find it. I’m watching that 6 minute video today. Yay for 6 minutes! Haha. ** HaRpEr //, Oh, is that true? No surprise really. Maybe that’s why I faked my fan club presidency re: them. Would make sense. They did have one great song to my mind or to my memory at least: ‘Bits and Pieces’. Just to show how truly boring the Rolling Stones became, I read somewhere recently that Jagger and Richard think ‘Between the Buttons’ is their worst album. Whats the possible magazine piece about? ** Dustin, Damn, I think I am actually going to have to start the first episode of ‘Oz’ and give it a fighting chance with me. ‘Thanks’ or ‘Damn you’, I’ll let you know. Back when there was a readership for cheap, trashy gay porn novels, prison settings were common. Not as common as seaports full of horny sailors just off their ships maybe. ** Laura, If he said he was drinking tea, I believe him. Under the saints … so RIP Kayden until Laura needs him? ‘Closer’ … that old thing, haha. No, thank you. Zac has vowed to give me his feedback finally early next week. That’s some dream. Makes me wish I remembered mine. Honestly, I’m not that into Gregg’s films, so I’ll let him find success without me. Hugs in return. ** Steeqhen, Apparently one of them is or, rather, is pretending to be a rapper called Nettspend according to Harper. Strange as it seems, young kids can get into some pretty crazy shit. When I was 10, I had a friend my age who already a buttslut. As I always say, I think most of them are just older men posting found photos and masturbating together. ** darbz (⊙ 0⊙ ), Mine tastes like coffee and cigarettes. Yum! Skating … ice or wheels? Wheels, I bet? When I was an adolescent my best friend’s father owned the local skating rink, and we got to go skating all the time for free. That was before dance-y music was popular so they just played stupid songs like ‘Do the Hokey Pokey’. That was an amazing and wise bit of writing about death and your contemplation. Beautiful. And I’m happy to hear it. I think I remember whose show. Fun. It’s even snowing heavily down where you are? Crazy ** Right. Please spend your imaginative faculties on the cuckoo clock this weekend, thank you. See you on Monday.

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a-_-a, 21
I am a slave to my master. I have been serving him for two years. I do housework and worship his penis and ass and feet. Now my master wants to have anal sex with me, and I don’t want to. He has given me a week to have sex with him or leave. What should I do?

Comments

SadMan – Jan 26, 2026
death penalty is the solution

a-_-a (Owner) – Jan 26, 2026
Sorry about my user name, I was drunk when I made it.

eggplanter – Jan 22, 2026
You have to do it.

a-_-a (Owner) – Jan 21, 2026
Master has recently punched me in the face for the first time. I like this. Very painfull. Very humiliating.

MrRRRRRRRRRR – Jan 19, 2026
i mean absolutely no disrespect to you a-_-a, but a true sub/slave uses the small ‘i” when referring to yourself and uses capital letters when referring to his Master…i.e. Master, His, Him, etc…just a lesson i’ve learned, sometimes the hard way.

 

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aboywhoislooking, 18
A long shot but I’m looking for a certain guy from Chromatica Ball Metlife by the piano stage. He had a yellow shirt underneath his white with pink lettering concert tee. Sunflower blonde hair. If you think this was you I want to be tied gagged and fucked HARD by and he knows who he is.

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jeand58 – Jan 14, 2026
Certificate of Registration
690-673-831
This certificate certifies that on the 22nd day of December 2025
Julian was issued slave registration number 640-688-860
and identifies as a Pig.

On the 24th day of December 2025 it was further declared that
690-673-831 has been owned by jeand58
since the 22nd day of December 2025.

 

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LukeSkywalk, 22
always make the wrong decisions, always. Choice means a struggle for me, some times intensely. It is everywhere, looming, from what to wear to how to act, do I accept what I think I am or pretend I am something beter, worse when you know you are ‘less than’, weaker, vulnerable to, those who you desire you and are attracted to you most.

i am attracted to women and mainly aroused at the thought of being totally under a man’s control while i fuck a woman and being forced to fuck her as a man wishes.

i have a little exp. of sexual contact with a man, just getting my cock sucked and ass licked. so i am nervous but know this is my role in life.

update Dec 23-2025 virginity taken repeatedly over 10 days. so nice to see a man satisfied and happy and finally shown my sexual use (mentioned the fact i came when being fucked as it has put a big dent in my delusions, i am the opposite of proud but it is reassuring to accept).

thank you to all who want to help me continue on this path.

thank you for reading, it helped me to write it, at least my logic is sound!

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LukeSkywalk (Owner) – Jan 22, 2026
Broken from drugs. No more limits.

salivafetishist – Jan 13, 2026
spit on him. drool onto him or make him drool, make him lick up spit, lick his face, messy kissing, etc. drool into his mouth. make him hold a banana or ice cream in his mouth so he has to drool. chew up food and drool it to him. make him kneel and use his mouth for target practise. only let him eat food you’ve chewed and spat into his mouth. spit in his food or drink even in public. make him lick up your spit from the floor. make him rub it into his face everytime you spit in his hands. spit your used toothpaste into his mouth. see how far you can spit and make him crawl and lick it up as fast as he can before you do it again. spit repeatedly in a glass then make him dip his food in it or drink it or gargle with it. bring multiple people. film or stream it.

 

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showmetheway, 19
Still trying to see if im bi or not

I’m usually pretty spontaneous, but that might backfire

Comments

pleasedont – Jan 17, 2026
Does that image from your phone mean you want to be a ghost because I’d love to make you one.

jamesmcarver – Jan 12, 2026
What more proof could you possibly need?

WillingToExplore – Jan 10, 2026
During sex he refers to himself in the third person.

showmetheway (Owner) – Jan 7, 2026
People rib me by calling me twinkish, but I think I am more just a long-haired, skinny dork

 

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infinitedescent, 23
I’ve been a disgusting faggot my whole life, always chasing straight guys who’d never want me, like when I begged a high school friend for his cum and got beaten almost to death like the pathetic loser I am. I live for the shame of exposing my disgusting self on Chaturbate, Motherless, and X — jerking off to rejection, crying over how useless I am. Been posting slutty vids since 15, eating my own shit, poppered up to the point of insanity, letting randos gang rape me in a park, hating myself harder each time. I’m a popper-huffing slut whose only purpose is to ruin myself for your amusement, because I’m nothing and never will be.

not rly into permanent damage but not totally against it

ideally relocate – most ppl in my city dont know how to use a fag like me properly or are ugly.

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infinitedescent (Owner) – Jan 21, 2026
Outside of kink, I have a personal blog about myself as an autistic person if anyone’s interested.

Brandished – Jan 16, 2026
Just because no one else has mentioned it, he’s a world class kisser.

WhiteTiger – Jan 12, 2026
What shall I tell you about Ollie? Where shall I begin? Because everything seems like a dream. I’ve been having sessions with him for a while. It’s a way of life, I can say. Once you’ve had him, there’s no turning back. You want to arrange your life so that everything is about him. How shall I continue? When I see Ollie all I want is hit him, kick him, whip him, spit in his eyes. I keep hitting him until he can’t feel it anymore. Then he smiles at me and asks if I can keep going because that’s what he wants most. I’m in love and say, “All the way.” Those words sound so beautiful. He smiles as I keep hitting him in the face. When he’s completely exhausted from the pain, I kick him hard in the head to knock him out. Then I start hitting him again, flogging him, whipping him, crushing his balls, so tempted to slice them off as souvenirs, stomping his head, stomach, back, cock, balls, and ass. I always hope he won’t survive me but he always does. I’m so in love with Ollie that my life revolves around him. It’s truly unimaginable how wonderful he is.

StrangeIsland – Jan 12, 2026
If the thought of being buried alive, burned at the stake, staked out on a beach at low tide, sacrificed on an altar, or cooked alive on a spit interest you then we should talk.

LaCabezaDegollada – Jan 11, 2026
Oh yes, you look perfect for a complete destruction. I really would like to take care that you will look completely unrecognizeable after I have finished.

infinitedescent (Owner) – Jan 9, 2026
scat ONLY from me (i poop, you decide what to do with it)

 

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MonsterDickNick, 21
Everyone wants my big dick but I really want to be emasculated on a chopping block or with a guillotine. Banding beforehand, wound care afterwards. I give my written consent beforehand, you execute at the time of your choice. Optional sex or mental destruction via any means before.

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MonsterDickNick (Owner) – Jan 4, 2026
I hate texting. I just use a regular cell/flip phone and texting takes forever. I can type much faster on my computer keyboard here. I like to talk over the phone instead of texting.

 

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rabbitsinthewild, 20
Some of you in Southern California are familiar with my group of slaves due to our occasional public presentations (see: pix). For personal reasons I need to offload one of them, doesn’t matter which. All in the 19 to 23 age range. Accepting cash, no trades. Prices vary. If you want to talk to me via text: Two1Eight-FiveSix5-nine53eight.

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CultivatedDom – Jan 21, 2026
My partner and I have owned the Latino slave with chest tattoos quite happily and successfully since late November.
He lives in our studio and play spaces.
We put him in all sorts of bondage, do horrible things to him, XXL dildos and huge toys, deepthroat to vomiting is standard, and make him pump loads in our mouths.
I’m sure that you can appreciate that we are very focused on him.

-SUCK-MY-DICK- – Sept10, 2025
The blond with the stupid face makeup has a huge interest in alcohol. Sex with him needs to be orientated around that. Eventually he’ll end up crouched over your toilet throwing up or passed out.

 

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thisismadness, 19
hello there! who am i? if i only knew.
im new to being sexually objectified. like EXTREMELY new.
i do have 11 dildos (with the longest being 24 inches) and a fuck machine, 3 gas masks, harnesses/cuffs, a metal chastity device, etc… i just ordered my first catsuit and can’t wait for it to get here!

here are some things about me:
– i currently live in southern utah.
– i LOVE music. it is my life. i have a little over 320 records and so many cds and cassettes i can’t even count. the best decades in my opinion were the 60s, late 80s (like the pixies or stone roses or cocteau twins) , 90s, and 00s. my favorite genres are alternative rock, midwest emo, shoegaze, permanent wave, punk, new wave, grunge, psychedelic, and so so many more.
– clothes are huge to me. i thrift almost everything i wear. if i don’t thrift it i buy it off depop or ebay. clothes are just so cool and my style matches my music taste 100%.
– getting baked with friends is one of my favorite things to do. always looking for stoner friends! 😸
– my favorite movie is the perks of being a wallflower and my favorite book at the moment is wouldn’t it be nice, my own story by brian wilson.
– im a big fan of architecture. mostly anything built in the 50s and 60s but i love all of it. when they blend together to create a city… oh man. so cool.

enough about me. reach out and let’s do literally anything!

Comments

Justastranger – Jan 17, 2026
he thought his coke tasted funny but he drank it.

FoodDesigner – Jan 13, 2026
His ass is unbelievable. For sure within my top 3, if not even number 1. And believe me: I’ve seen more asses than a toilet seat.

Old-Fag-Slut – Jan 8, 2026
His saliva tastes like unsweetened tea.

 

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tim, 18
name of sub: tim
stats: 18/168 /50
issue: mentally challenged
location: singapore
goal: have a gf and have been very straight all my life but an urge to watch women in porn and imagine myself as them got stronger over the years and led to wanting to watch them being punished and now i’m here as I can’t resist anymore
also: anyone who can help me get modelling work if possible. only done a couple of shoots so far
package deal

Comments

tim (Owner) – Jan 16, 2026
absolutely no C.H.U.D.s, replicators (human-form or otherwise) or homunculi created from human transmutation (homunculi by birth are OK)

tim (Owner) – Jan 8, 2026
if your older than 28 you can do it but i wont get hard

mynameiskerwin – Jan 2, 2026
On a trivia note, I’m the man eating out his ass in the lowest photo.

tim (Owner) – Jan 2, 2026
want gays for being mood

 

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sebthedumbfag, 22
I’m a gamer, and also a nerd who’s obsessed with science and the Titanic. I’ve been getting choked regularly since I was 7 years old and I still can’t get enough. I even love talking about it. I am here looking for anyone who is interested in choking me, experienced or not, I’m down! It really doesn’t matter to me if you want to meet up and choke me for hours with multiple outages or if you’re a newbie and just wanna choke me out once and split, I want to meet you! So, if you’re obsessed with choking a boy like I am, with your hands, arms, legs, favorite ligature, necktie, or noose, message me and let’s do it!!!!

I like to be forced to be beaten up ppl either one or by a group like a dumb brainwashed idiot. Post my pics on Reddit or X let them see me as the retard I am.

Comments

Chokestud – Jan 11, 2026
Once I got my hands situated around his neck, I locked in my grip across his throat, fingers and thumbs searching out for the pulse, feeling his pulse in every heartbeat as he twitched and convulsed and I tightened up my grip tighter and tighter until it was gone. I have the patience of a python. Nighty-night!

youdontfindbetter – Jan 9, 2026
More accurate photo

XperienceL – Jan 7, 2026
This past December I met this boy in a cruising bar in Stockholm. As he was sucking me I slapped him. Then choked him against the wall. Then I punched him in the face and split his lip and broke his nose. And finished by kicking him in the head on the ground. Sadly enough we had to stop as some guys seemed really worried and were about to stop it or to report him. Is there any place you know where I could do this to him more freely?

 

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Kidnapping2Rape, 18
I’m being trafficked to Berlin to date as a rape victim. Any man can have me anonymously until someone rapes my boy pussy until my brain is gone and I’m nothing but rape meat and abducts me permanently 24/7//NO RETURN.

Anonymous visits in a hotel room are possible.

Mercure Hotel
Hermannstrasse 214-216,
12049 Berlin

Comments

fanTZ – Jan 16, 2026
Funny, I remember when this boy was so uncomfortable around gay guys that if one even looked at his ass he’d clench it tight like a fort.

 

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wantmyballsgone, 19
Just once, I want someone who is serious to reach out to me. I left this site for about a year, but it was recommended I should come back. I’m looking for someone who can help with the following: get my balls tied up or elastrator banded, together or apart, pulled, stretched, weighed down, pumped, light beating, skewered with needles through the sac and balls, vodka alcohol injections into my balls, sac cutting and balls exposed outside the sac, and beyond. Best regards, Bill

Comments

wantmyballsgone (Owner) – Jan 14, 2026
I’m being serious, don’t think this is some kind of joke. If you’re looking for someone you can love, someone you can be emotional with, then I’m afraid I’m not the right person for you. I no longer have any sexual needs or desires myself, and please don’t expect me to find your intimate areas attractive. I’ll bring my medications: Lorazepam, Mirtazapine, Sertraline, Quetiapine XR, and Quetiapine IR. I need to take these regularly, so please be understanding. Thank you, Bill

 

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BeYourselfXX, 20
Looking for men these day can’t able to trust gurl

I work for Amazon

Comments

BeYourselfXX (Owner) – Jan 20, 2026
Also cld try imprisoned for life or an insane asylum.

Noproblems – Jan 16, 2026
looking to stick it in ur ass in ur car drive over

BeYourselfXX (Owner) – Jan 7, 2026
I am a skinny guy with what I have been told is a very attractive ass. I have BEEN a skinny guy with what I have been told is a very attractive ass for some time now. I am in the process of going to the gym to get some muscles. It’s rather hard overcoming a lifetime of skinniness, but I’m told it can be done. That being said, I’m also learning to love myself. In other words, don’t like skinny guys? I’m crushed. Oh wait, no, die in a fire.

 

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Cargo, 24
this white fag bitch just arrived back on US after being in Saudi Arabia where it served Superior Arab owners, is now available here to use and be owned as a white sex slave whore, it was taken to Saudi Arabia from France at age 13 leashed by its superior arab owners! no limits and do whatever guys want… it White meat to use and abuse, by sadists as it maso. It is a nymphomaniac and sex addict cause it need get fuck all the time, get throat fucked with big cocks in saudi arabia, it still got cock and balls for owners. Sex slave Whore 100% submissive, is small 5’3” 135 lbs, shaved all over with smooth white skin, no tattoos, marks and bruises easy so guys like that, into needles, cutting , whippings, cigarette burn torture.. can suck and swallow big cocks deep stretched open asshole, for FF (two hands in) in, do BB, cock and balls still there for torture, some owners want rid of them to make another hole for guys to use. It has make real brutal gang rape child porn videos, still on dark web, you prbly seen them got no limits as pain pig whore owners can do any body changes marks, scarring, branding, tattoos if they want as their owned slave for life. Slave was juvenile prison whore, arrested in a truck stop age 11, did 4 years in prison as a white trash prison child whore…was passed around, traded as a “favor whore”, so good for groups, there is no NO in prison., so lots of horror use, slave can never cum cause was hypnotized in prison…to never cum … why it want fuck all the time. Owned property slave bitch, been keep locked up, chained, caged, used to be moved in a rolling suitcases, treat like inferior white, filthy, pig, trash whore that it is, Got No family, no one look for slave whore, so it can disappear nobody care or look for slave, … also ready to be used for the production underground rapesexporn in arabia before i will be deported into jail with no return, not care what happens to it!…

Comments

Boopityboopboop – Jan 6, 2026
If those are recent photos, his body’s healing power must be supernatural.

Muppetspice – Jan 5, 2026
I never use superlatives. But… I was given him to use for an evening about a year and a half ago when I was visiting Jeddah. I can’t explain why, for the very first time, I feel that only a superlative can do justice to this absolutely extraordinary slave. It breaks my heart that I will not be able to see him again, as he is clearly on a death trip. I will miss him deeply.

 

 

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