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Jordanwantstocum, 18
Bakersfield
I want to jerk off with men or women
I’m new to this shit so forgive the lackluster bio
Guestbook of Jordanwantstocum
Nowhorny – Apr 12, 2024
If you time it right, you can bury a finger in his ass and he remains affable.
Make4Happy – Apr 6, 2024
He made me the happiest man on earth.
Jordanwantstocum (Owner) – Apr 5, 2024
I dabble in tarot cards
I’m part of the burning man community
I like watching interesting documentaries
I’m not looking for a boyfriend
I’m currently dating three girls and my heart feels full
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position No answer
Dick L – Cut
S&M No
Dirty No
FF No
Kissing No
PNP 420 only
Hourly Rate 200$
Overnight Rate On request
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Gold_n_Tasty, 22
Milan
Bi curious when on the beers and sniff.
Guestbook of Gold_n_Tasty
Gold_n_Tasty (Owner) – Apr 10, 2024
Let’s be clear: I only pop this pussy for 🅟🅐🅛🅔🅢🅣🅘🅝🅔 🇵🇸 and if you aren’t for a Free Palestine, there’s the door ➡️
donttheorize – Apr 10, 2024
My last orgasm was 12/23/23.
ILIKEFUCKYOU – Apr 9, 2024
I fucked his ass powerfully the whole night only pausing to suck the cream out of it. I did not get the electricity or the emotions I anticipated, but I can recommend it. However I don’t know the emotional good or bad situation you expect and will experience.
Looking4Casanova – Apr 8, 2024
Fisting him is simply a holiday for your hand, think of it a hole spa day.
Remo72 – Apr 5, 2024
Untrustworthy, lying, conniving piece of crap!
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Italian, Portuguese
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
S&M Yes
Dirty No
FF Passive
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 180€
Overnight Rate On request
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i_like_seniors, 18
Gemeinde Fischamend
Punk remains punk 😁☠️💀👾👻
Guestbook of i_like_seniors
i_like_seniors (Owner) – Apr 9, 2024
I don’t love it I just do it.
Sylvio3912 – Apr 9, 2024
He loves it doggy style.
i_like_seniors (Owner) – Apr 7, 2024
I do NOT like the F slur, calling me an F will get you instantly punched, and I have lots of rings on my fingers!
meb85 – Apr 7, 2024
This fag has a fake testicle due to a cancer scare a few years back. It’s a curious and fun thing to play with.
businessman69 – Apr 3, 2024
It’s worth noting that even though he looks ok, or at least I thought so, he does have a few scars here and there and his teeth are not perfectly straight, etc.
Spanishbullfighter – Apr 1, 2024
Kinda geeky, but in a hot and critical way.
Body Type Average
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages German, English, French
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
S&M Soft
Dirty Yes
FF No
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 1000€
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thetrustedblond, 19
Istanbul
Guys, I have a lot of heterosexual friends, I often witness their relationships and, to be honest, I feel a little sorry for them.
I’m not looking for a “normal” experience like my friends had.
I just want to fight. The more aggressive, the better. Total brawl and willingness to win are turn-ons. Most guys can’t beat me. If you can, caveat emptor.
I’m fine if you win then want to own. Just own me and be done with it. It is fine.
Guestbook of thetrustedblond
thetrustedblond (Owner) – Apr 2, 2024
Wow, that was intense. Even though I crawled back up the stairs on all fours – COME BACK!!!
Trytoforget – Apr 2, 2024
My inexperience with being violent was likely a bit annoying but he was just the best and let me really beat the shit out of him.
Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Turkish, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
FF No
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 550€
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BoyTakeaway, 18
Stockholm
Hello and welcome to Boy Takeaway™️, here we offer a one course menu only available for takeaway. Select the boy, grab him by yourself or with friends, our stock is fresh so he might fight a little but that’s to be expected. Take him home with you and do what you will with him! Write today to see about ordering your boy takeaway!
Guestbook of BoyTakeaway
Michaelnath – Apr 3, 2024
Headline is lay him down on a bed with his head off the edge, tilt his head back & feel his Adam’s apple as he talks dirty.
StraightGuyNextDoor – Mar 31, 2024
He is no oil painting. Love frightens him.
SunsetBoulevard – Mar 28, 2024
Downside: He likes to talk about his feelings.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Swedish, English
Position Versatile
Dick S – Uncut
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
FF No
Kissing Yes
PNP No answer
Hourly Rate 125€
Overnight Rate 1000€
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BigDickPrettyFace, 23
Plano Piloto
I’m an honest young man seeking for a companion that would always keep my company and you would make my time worth it by letting me have royalties. I’m a loner because most people around me are those that work with me and we hardly make any personal conversation. It’s all just about work. But I have a lot going on and I would like to have someone I can count on as my buddy and who would always make it worth it.
Guestbook of BigDickPrettyFace
butterflies – Apr 10, 2024
I’m very hard right now.
BigDickPrettyFace (Owner) – Apr 10, 2024
I was trained to be a diabetic and Latex alert dog for my previous sugardaddy who had a severe allergy. While I’ve been out of that relationship for 5 months now, I still bark/panic when I see Latex, even balloons at a party or fleeting moment in a TV show. I’m actually quite good at it, unfortunately.
NIPPLE-ARTIST – Apr 8, 2024
He has especially superb nipples. I took one of them for my fingers: I pinched it, pulled it and clenched it progressively tighter; the other nipple was for my lips: I squeezed it, licked it and ate it. It slid between my teeth. I nibbled and chewed it. His breathing became heavier. His cock shot upright. I knew his man-tits wanted more. I played them like a piano with two keys, composing his orgasm and mine. This perfect male specimen sighed, he moaned, he let out a soft whimper. His hands moved to his erection, caressing it frantically. And then came his groans, an almost unearthly sound. I saw a hot white horizontal beam of light appear in his eyes. He was floating, he was flying, he was weightless, being one with the universe. I squeezed hard and gnawed his nips, and finally the orgasm. I dropped to my knees and engulfed his vibrating cock just in time. His body convulsed for several minutes, cu spitting and spitting in my mouth, then there was a slight calm and then the next load and convulsion began. The second lasted close to ninety seconds and was even more intense.
fairy0ndrugz – Apr 5, 2024
He begs to be reduced to his looks. I closed his mouth and opened his ass and got to the bottom of my most obscure sexual thoughts. Let’s just say he was very lucky to have selected me.
Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Spanish, Portuguese
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
S&M Yes
Dirty No
FF No answer
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 2000$
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Dark-Game, 18
Richmond
I need a old man to fuck the shit out of me if you have a car and 50 dollars and a will to pick me up and fuck like crazy i’m down got no money got no nothing anyone and anytime.
Guestbook of Dark-Game
Dark-Game (Owner) – Apr 4, 2024
If you liked my ass❤️I’M GLAD💋
GayHacker – Apr 4, 2024
All I can say is that if you like to fuck, you’ve come to the right place! I fucked him almost unconscious. I did test positive for stds afterwards, and I’d fucked no one else for three weeks before, so sadly no doubt, but otherwise everything was GREAT.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Cut
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
FF Passive
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 50$
Overnight Rate 300$
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Yaoi, 18
Paris
YES, I’m back again after trying to be some man’s boyfriend… Not cut out for that! But I think that’s my business! ❤️
I’m a fun size bottom who loves to smoke T and get wiiiilllld 😼 I’m 5’6 so easy to really get into it if you enjoy that 🎥🔨🪑🧶
I especially like OLDER men! I hope that’s not a problem.. I’ll be on what you’re giving me ☺️🥰
I am very shy but that will definitely go away and I’ll do the craziest thing you don’t even think about.. 🙊🙊🙊🥰
Guestbook of Yaoi
DonMagnifico – Apr 7, 2024
I’d scheduled a two hour meet but wound up fucking him around the clock from Good Friday to Easter Monday or was it Tuesday. Which is not to say he was amazing.
catseye – Apr 1, 2024
As it might put some of you off, I’ll say his hair is much longer than in those photos. Won’t be forever though. He’s going bald.
Wodkahasi – Mar 26, 2024
I don’t even know how many times I’ve had sex with this boy….to the point where there is nothing left… I don’t know what there is left to do… it’s like being in kindergarten, I have to keep thinking of new things to tell him to do, what to say to him, what to use on him….. and sex with him is just a manner of speaking and money wasted unnecessarily, and so now I am now really very cautious when I decide I want to fuck him, but I still do!!!
RUGBYMAN – Mar 19, 2024
U arrived without showering and clean ur ass, I show you the shower and I asked you if needed to shower before and said that it wasn’t t necessary couse you did before, however when we started it was evident that u had not, ur ass smelled like the plague and the first poke everything came out full of shit, who’s going to do something with someone who initially lies and stinks like a dead dog. I’m still am cleaning and watching the disasters that you left me on the bathroom. Never had something like this in 2 years of fucking escort. Have a Good day.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Arab
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages French, Farsi, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 198€
Overnight Rate 105€
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Rawwrrr, 18
Caloocan
rawr let me massage you rawr!!
Guestbook of Rawwrrr
BigBadBear – Apr 7, 2024
While there is certainly a “massaging” aspect and effect of having wild, piggy sex, that was not a massage.
Rawwrrr (Owner) – Apr 3, 2024
I just want a Henry Cavill 😔
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Asian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Filipino, English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
S&M No answer
Dirty No
FF No
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 400$
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itspure, 20
Leeds
It boy twink very popular with wealthy old guys looking to be bred disrespectfully.
Yes I do have instagram but I prefer doing business here if that’s okay.
Guestbook of itspure
Vollesmaul – Apr 8, 2024
itspure (Owner) – Apr 1, 2024
If you want a LTR/sugarboy deal I would prefer to be brainwashed. I would need to be a machine made of flesh and blood and bone. Brainwashing is not difficult, just use a good brainwash spiral and force me to look in it for hours, days, weeks, what you want. Let me listen to different brainwash messages on repeat to brainwash me completely.
sunshinepopmusic – Apr 1, 2024
I need to be your boyfriend or I will fucking lose my shit. And you should be my boyfriend because I am supernice weirdo, who just wants to fuck you all night and then make you the best breakfast ever. I’m into bonsai making. Not into violence and arguments. If one of us will ever cry it will be because we love each other too much or the fucking was too good. I do believe in God. And I want to make you a kale ice cream with ginger and sea salt. I am a top, but you can fuck me too.
pinkcupcake – Mar 29, 2024
He also likes being a photography subject.
Tenmiles – Mar 29, 2024
He obeys the thumb and index finger.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
FF Passive
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request
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comemeetmenow, 19
Minneapolis
So unbelievably bored that I’m doing this. Just text me.
Guestbook of comemeetmenow
IwillSwallowHim – Apr 9, 2024
If only he looked that cute in person, but alas.
ProudAndOut – Apr 6, 2024
i’m really just checking on a couple loose ends. i’ve been hiring boys off this site for over 20 years and i’ve watched the quality of the offerings continuously diminish. but you’re pretty enough and you’re right here in my city. so what am i looking for? something real, whether that’s one night of hard sex or a sugarboy thing – preference for the latter, but i don’t expect to find that with you. like i said, i’m just checking on a couple loose ends.
CryAboutLeon – Apr 5, 2024
Just looking to eat your feet, anon. Eat till you decide to shoot or you can lay back while I continue to eat. If you dare. That’s all I’m looking for.
comemeetmenow (Owner) – Apr 5, 2024
Also looking for an assistant. I recently opened a channel for content creation for men suffering with low self confidence.
Long_john – Apr 4, 2024
He may be dumb but at least he has no gag reflex.
Body Type Average
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick S – Cut
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
FF No answer
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 130$
Overnight Rate 300$
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AllEyesOnMe, 18
Atlanta
Quickie at the McDonald’s or Publix on Jiles and Baker.
I am drunk most of the time.
Guestbook of AllEyesOnMe
AllEyesOnMe (Owner) – Apr 9, 2024
I don’t approve of love and will not tolerate it either.
MarkArvelo – Apr 9, 2024
Sometimes you can dream about a beautiful teen and in your dreams it looks like the most perfect GOD on earth… Keith is even more beautiful than in your dreams. He is so perfect that it is impossible to imagine how beautiful he is. Everything about this teen is divine. His body is made of steel but also very soft. His ass and cock are so beautiful you can’t get enough of it. His feet are the hottest in the world. In his presence you just want to kneel down and do everything for him. Keith you are the most beautiful teen in the world.
AllEyesOnMe (Owner) – Apr 3, 2024
Don’t ask me for the price, you can clearly see it in my profile!
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L – Cut
S&M Ask
Dirty Ask
FF Ask
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 50$
Overnight Rate NA
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anywayyoulike, 18
Queens
I just turned 18 and need to earn some money, always been the glasses nerd, but my friends told me to take them off and try this.
Guestbook of anywayyoulike
anywayyoulike (Owner) – Apr 8, 2024
Oh my god, thank you, that accidentally happened toinight, and you are so right!
naughtyforties – Apr 8, 2024
If you can get the top to squirt his load directly on your prostate, it is a truly amazing feeling.
anywayyoulike (Owner) – Apr 8, 2024
It is possible to feel a guy cum in your ass? I don’t mean just the twitching of his cock, I felt that, I mean his actual seed hitting the walls of your rectum?
PleaseCall – Apr 2, 2024
He is 96% hot.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
FF No
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 500$
Overnight Rate 2000$
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technocunt, 18
Madrid
Love getting spun and porked. In search of guys who like paying to pnp/chem control and use a cloudy fem. If you’re in my area I have it and am horned.
Guestbook of technocunt
crazyanddiscreet – Apr 10, 2024
The piece of sunshine for you to be brighter.
AtlFire – Apr 8, 2024
I’m sittin’ here just jacking my poz cock and realizing I can change your life with it.
remcofooty – Apr 8, 2024
What can i say about technocunt?…she is the most stunning and perfect sex object in the world. When you see her zonked on T you want to put her in a sleeper hold. Her cock, feet, body and ass are astoundingly available. She is the most perfect spun piece of ass on the planet.
trial2 – Apr 6, 2024
a real cock garage, a real cum slut for gourmands and gourmets!
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latino
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 550€
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KataKLYSM, 21
Budapest
I’m doing this to raise funds to help my parents relocate from the war zone.
Shit feeder and also sell chems tina 3mmc coke.
Not through love but through revenge.
Peace for Ukraine.
Guestbook of KataKLYSM
SKANDAL – Apr 13, 2024
This escort isn’t for the flake that wants to rehearse a Romeo & Juliet play. I have been supporting his cause by ingesting his shit since late 2023 and it works like an organic probiotic for my guts.
Bigdickforall – Apr 9, 2024
👎👎👎
beyondtheclouds – Apr 8, 2024
I did not think a kid this age could make me want to eat his shit. How strange it was to get shit in my mouth 😢 I have eaten before, but never with such gusto and so greedily!!! He’s right to ask guys to pay him to eat his shit. I promise you it is some of the most gorgeous shit you’ll ever have the pleasure of consuming 💩 You would be insane not to 😈😈😈
MayhemSlut – Apr 6, 2024
If you really truly cared about your parents you would enlarge your repertoire.
BigBoysDontCry – Apr 6, 2024
One of the most memorable encounters of my life. He wove his magic web by revealing buttocks and asshole that are truly exceptional, perfect! — the way they cleaved on my face was unique, extraordinary, unforgettable!! I ate, and ate. He shit and watched. I ate again. He watched and shit until I’d finally I had had my fill. It was like dancing on a volcano. Thank you.
KataKLYSM (Owner) – Apr 2, 2024
I would NEVER fuck someone and I never did.
Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Ukrainian, Russian, English
Position Top only
Dick XL – Uncut
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
FF No
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate On request
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Can imagine it could be hateful. Not sure if I’ll see it, Like I said, the preview made it look like a disaster movie, which is an Achilles Heel for me, but I’m imagining it’s not at all. Hm. Lots and lots of talk about that film over here, no surprise. ** Dev, Happy about the wavelength aligning. DC makes sense logistically, yeah. And if you’re already in the South, double the reason. DC is such a strange place, at least in my experience. It seems like it would like living in a tourist attraction. But I suppose one could see Paris that way too. I know Carcass, Autopsy, Bathory, yes. Basically my friend and collaborator Stephen O’Malley (of Sunn0)))) is my guide on BM/DM and is often directing me here and there. Names … uh, off the top of my head, I’ve liked Zyklon, Emperor, Belphegor, Dissection, … I mostly just have tracks by bands here and there, and I honestly just kind of grab stuff and don’t pay a lot of attention to the names. I’ll pursue your suggestions straight away. Hell sounds pretty exciting. Okay. It’s good talking to you too. No sweat, we’ll be peers before we know it. Already are, actually. Thanks! ** Uday, Hi. Well, there was one comment from you, so … does that mean your experiment worked or didn’t? What was your drag performance, pray tell? ** Dominik, Hi!!! Obviously my nothing but joy on the post. It’s exciting to help introduce books. Yeah, I naively think festivals look for the most not-usual but really good films always. I always think they must be searching for something really fresh. But they aren’t, or at least the big ones don’t seem to be. There needs to be a better system to get films in to the world, but I don’t what that would be. I guess we’ll find out. My shoelaces stayed tied yesterday, so maybe I finally tied them right. My experience with cacti, being from Southern California, is don’t overwater them. If you’re in love’s area, he has it and is horned, G. ** _Black_Acrylic, New PT! You are on such a roll lately, sir. Everyone, If you know what’s good for you, and surely you do, read the following sentence and click the green word post haste! ‘The new episode of my show is online here via Tak Tent Radio! Ben ‘Jack Your Body’ Robinson invites you to a meditation session that turns into a village rave and then there’s even some bagpipes involved. It could only ever be Play Therapy v2.0 …’ Yes!!! ** politekid, Hi, O! Oh, man, I’m so, so sorry about your ex. Jesus, 27, that’s intense. Exes are often the most complicated people to think and feel about, so, yeah. If it helps, I’ve been a total bore who only talks about the film and its myriad problems for years now, and I think people are okay with weathering that. I don’t know ‘Children of the Dead’. Is that a recent one of hers? Tip me off once you read it or started. Yay for viruses and phd mode. So, you’re alright, all in all then. I certainly know ‘Hackers’, but, if I’ve actually seen it, I don’t remember. Strange. I think it’s on my free movie site. I also don’t think I know Noreen Masud by name. I’ll look for that shortlisted book of hers. Cool. I’m okay. Zac and I are dying to do the little bit of work to finish our film, and our producer is taking his unsweet time to organize that, and we’re frustrated as hell, but we intend to force him this week if need be. I started writing the new film on Saturday. That’s a good thing. Watching them build stadiums for the Olympics down the street from me. So, like that. I hope all the downer-making things diminish and leave you free to practice your usual magnificence. ** PL, That is one gorgeous paste! Thank you! I started poring over it, and I’ll continue once I’m free of p.s.dom. On first glance, dogs and their variants win? My friend Zac hates horses. If we go see a movie, and if there’s even one horse in it, he hates the movie. Okay, that’s a pretty weird person, yes. Wow. He could definitely be used productively in fiction or something. I started working on the script of Zac’s and my new film a bit, and I had an interesting Zoom with someone I met on the blog, and I watched the construction of four temporary Olympics stadiums (for skateboarding, BMX, volleyball, and one more sport, I forget which) that are being built down the street from me, and … I forget what else. Nice week ahead? ** Harper, Hi. Assignments, ugh, or, yeah, soldier through them, I guess? Anything interesting, topic-wise? Both of my parents wanted to be artists too. My dad wanted to be a writer, and my mom was an aspiring concert pianist before she gave it up to marry my dad. They weren’t happy about those lost goals. My dad always told me how he would have been a much better writer than I was, and then he would quote from one of the poems he’d written, always the same quote — ‘In this hand I hold / the clay of life to mold’ — and I’d be like ‘uh, yeah, sure, dad’. Yeah, festivals want signifiers of originality only. Or decorativeness that barely passes as original. It’s grim. It still absolutely shocks me that Bresson was booed at Cannes. That boggles my mind. But, yes, there you go. Thanks, pal. ** Justin D, Hi. I watched a friend play one of the Diablo games. Wow, weird combo. I like it. Your parents are going to Europe for a few months? Months? Wow, that’s quite a trip. Not everything needs an ideology, I sure do know. Fuck the hierarchies, man, seriously. They’re always wrong. You remembered about the escorts! I hope they met your quota. ** Steven P, Hi, Steven! Your work in the book is absolutely beautiful, as always and forever. So nice to see you! You good and hopefully much better than? xo. ** Right. Here are your monthly escorts right on cue. See you tomorrow.