The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“Well, come on … I’M YOUR MAN!!! YOU NEED THIS in your life!!! PEACE & BLESSINGS!!! You still haven’t messaged me yet??!! LET’S GO…CHOP, CHOP!!!! (smile) MAY GOD BLESS YOU INDEED!! XOXOXOXO applause:”

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BLONDE_HAIRDRESSER, 18
Potsdam

HEY RICH GUYS…I GIVE HORNY HAIRCUTS

Otherwise idk who tf i am .. tired a little bit tbh from this life

Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Gay Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages German, English
Position Versatile
Dick M, uncut
S&M No
Kissing Consent
Dirty No
FF No
Safer sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 1200€

 

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letsgetdrunk, 21
Jersey City

I may not be Brad Pitt, but I definitely don’t qualify to be Brad “Spit” neither.

I love to listen to smooth jazz music as I relax on my back patio. I hate it when men are “DROP DEAD GORGEOUS” on the outside and “DROP DEAD GARBAGE” on the inside.

I loooove to listen to Brad Paisley songs, not because he’s call Brad also but his lyrics are tremendous.

Well, come on … I’M YOUR MAN!!! YOU NEED THIS in your life!!! PEACE & BLESSINGS!!! You still haven’t messaged me yet??!! LET’S GO…CHOP, CHOP!!!! (smile) MAY GOD BLESS YOU INDEED!! XOXOXOXO applause:

And also; I’m preparing to audition to be the next Calvin Klein underwear model. Wish me luck, baby!!

Guestbook of letsgetdrunk

sandro500 – March 8, 2022
I’m looking for a boyfriend, I would thank you every day.

AfterWorkBeforeHome – March 6, 2022
If you like loudmouthed bro types and know the human anatomy and get him drunk as a skunk his bod will procure you intense waves of pure bliss.

letsgetdrunk (Owner) – March 1, 2022
More into whatever happens happens than acting overly obsequious.

The_Midnight – March 1, 2022
put hands up your butt? yeh?

Body Type Athletic, smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Bisexual Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L, cut
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Dirty WS only
FF Active/Passive
Safer sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 40$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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sailormoonn, 21
Paris

Hello,
My name is Léonore, I’m 21, non-binary, because fuck genders.

I don’t really know what I’m looking for here, or … well, I do.
I’m coming out of a lousy sugar relationship, come what may.

Otherwise well I’m a femboy type I guess, it shows I wear thigh highs :3
Smooth and soft, in short you understand

Guestbook of sailormoonn

marioone – March 7, 2022
Please dear God someone tell me what his flaws are before I throw my entire fortune at him.

sailormoonn (Owner) – March 5, 2022
I usually only say yes to straight men because I enjoy that they aren’t massively attracted to me and think I’m a bit ugly, it’s very novel and refreshing.

Caleb – March 3, 2022
Swoooooooooooon.

sailormoonn (Owner) – March 3, 2022
My skin is very, very soft, particularly on the feet, so much that at night I can’t fall asleep unless I’m rubbing my feet together, the feeling is ecstatic

Caleb – March 3, 2022
I’d eat this boy.

Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am Bisexual Non-binary
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings A few
Languages French, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No
FF Passive
Dirty WS only
S&M Soft
Safer sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Mygfismakingmecrazy, 18
Phoenix

I’m a Republican and a Christian so no I don’t fit in to the damaged gay world. I won’t fuck anyone who is far left or atheist.

I am saddened by the gay society. If you are an addict (unless you have been clean at least 3 years) have any psychological issues, don’t have a job or car DO NOT CONTACT ME.

WHO AM I? I fuck hard and I am not kind in the bedroom. When I fuck you, you stay fucked.

Btw I live with 2 asexual manhating lesbians so I will never be able to host.

Guestbook of Mygfismakingmecrazy

HomesickfortheReam – March 11, 2022
He just does whatever he wants, until he can’t then he throws a fit.

Phallarchist – March 9, 2022
I’ve never seen such a tiny dick on such a tall lean boy before. It’s almost like reverse CGI. But the look of woe on his face once it’s out in the open is adorable.

LivingLife – March 7, 2022
I never really lived out my fantasies, because i know how the gay scene is so judge mental. But behind close doors with this dude, I cut up with him and used the gay slang. It is what is.

Body Type Athletic, shaved
Ethnicity Mixed
I am a Heterosexual Man
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Spanish
Position Top only
Dick M, uncut
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Dirty Yes
FF Active
Safer sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 600$

 

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Eatmyasslikecupcakke, 19
Paris

I am a crazy girl and 19 years old and work as an anesthesia technical assistant which can come in handy :D.

I play Valorant, Yu-Gi-Oh, Borderlands 3, Minecraft and Fallout 4. Formerly also Rainbow Six Siege and Call of Duty but their best days are behind them :/.

I’m what the body fascists call anorexic and I try to only drink water and otherwise only very rarely drink juice when I think I deserve it 😀

I was also allowed when a boy to learn many martial arts, and it didn’t take me long to be the best anywhere :’D.

If you’re a sugardaddy, please be somewhat close to my age as I do want to consider kiddos/the whole nine yards :3.

Guestbook of Eatmyasslikecupcakke

anotherhungarian – March 10, 2022
there really isnt a more fuckable fuck like him, its as simple as that. until you fuck him, thats as simply as i can put it … but, every single thrust inside him have said this to me… so, its up to you to believe it i guess

slutdog – March 2, 2022
I’m normally a quick dump-and-go type but I wound up eating his pussy until my throat and sinuses dried up then used the saliva that got loose in the ass as a canteen to rehydrate.

Jorge2055 – Feb 26, 2022
This whore just left my place after 5 hours of the best sex of my life.

Since first hiring this whore.. who is a total cumpig bottom (didn’t realize her level of sluttiness to begin with) and the first time with her I was cheating on my gf. I know it’s bad to have dirty unprotected sex behind the gfs back.. but man it was so fucking hot I couldn’t have cared less or ever did again. I’m now single anyway so no worries. 😅😉 I love the dirty unknown I think.

Every time she comes over I dump a load in her and send her on his way. Except tonight she had been on a “business trip” in Mexico getting bred by four to five clients a day. She had just arrived home lastnight so I kinda feel like I’ve been smashing my dick into a puddle of unknown Mexican seed all night 💦🤤🤤😋💦when she texted I happened to have just dropped a hit and a half of pretty good acid, so by the time she got here I was fucked up and hard as a rock.

She literally just left. I must’ve dumped eight, ten loads in her. And I’m wondering how long I can go before I need to load her up again. Fuck I love this whore! Thank u you hot ass bareback whore for your support 😜😈🍆💦

Body Type Slim, little hair
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Trans Woman
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English, Czech
Position More bottom
Dick M, uncut
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Dirty WS only
FF Passive
Safer sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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NonStopEdgeMilkBoy, 20
New York City

Hi Sir, i am a 20 year old young cow that was made for milk production and forced breeding.

Milker size: 17cm
Udders: A+ Quality
Resistance: Sometimes

Doesn’t matter where you are as the cow is open to traveling where you want.

🐄

Guestbook of NonStopEdgeMilkBoy

NonStopEdgeMilkBoy (Owner) – March 8, 2022
I should mention I am married to my husband of 7 months, and yes he knows that I believe I am a cow, but no, he does not know that I am on this site. I am not trying to replace my husband; I want to clarify that. I am trying to fulfill my need to be a cow with someone else because he won’t accept that I am. Please don’t judge me or my marriage. I am taking a big risk by becoming a lying, cheating cow. Moo.

Body Type Athletic, shaved
Ethnicity Hispanic
I am a Gay Man
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Spanish
Position Prefer not to say
Dick L, uncut
S&M No answer
Kissing Consent
Dirty No
FF No
Safer sex Usually
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Jeffrey_Windows, 18
Kortrijk

I study English Literature with Creative Writing and I especially enjoy sex that is scripted where have I to memorise my dialogue and stuff.

Guestbook of Jeffrey_Windows

bwoycourt – March 7, 2022
Warning- if you let him choose the dialogue he chooses Beckett.

Mindyobusiness – March 2, 2022
Learns his lines, gives a rather wooden performance, but it’s a nice bonus.

Sammyguy – Feb 25, 2022
If you go the scripted role play route don’t give his character too much range cause he’s genuinely an awkward person.

Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Gay Man
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages German, English, Dutch
Position Versatile
Dick L, uncut
S&M No answer
Kissing Consent
Dirty WS only
FF No answer
Safer sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 100€

 

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KEVINstudBISEX, 22
Florence

I’m Kevin 😘 a college student👨🏽‍🎓, I work out at the gym I love running🏃🏽‍♂️, 🏃🏽.

Anyone who knows me knows that I am nice and kind.

Guestbook of KEVINstudBISEX

KEVINstudBISEX (Owner) – March 4, 2022
I can cum without getting hard, it just takes me longer, and if you had sucked longer, you would know that.

nico170 – March 4, 2022
You said I could suck you off and swallow your load!

KEVINstudBISEX (Owner) – March 4, 2022
I never promised I would get hard.

nico170 – March 4, 2022
Never got hard, not for a second.

jcoleman – Feb 22, 2022
Got cake 🍑 go eat

UrBoiHenry – Feb 18, 2020
I pride myself on my wet blowjobs. Wet = every ounce of water stored in my body, in any form is dedicated to coating Cock. Even Noah in his Ark says that shit is Wet. Anyhoo… After an hour of pathetic one syllable requests to suck his dick, this dicksucker opened his fucking mouth and said “well as long as you know how to stop before you gag. Really hard to stay hard when someone is making noises and choking themselves..” Umm No Thank You. The world is ending and I do not have time for an idiotic rude whore. Like don’t harsh another mans mellow. And what the fuck did he want??? Polite dry kisses with my hankie out to blot him dry? Wtf grow a Cock and come find me.

Body Type Athletic, shaved
Ethnicity Mixed
I am a Bisexual Man
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Italian, English
Position More top
Dick XL – Cut
Dirty Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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lilanxietyboy, 18
Lille

wanna get high ? 😶‍🌫️

(i speak french, im using english for a wider “audience”)

IM NOT 18 YEARS OLD BUT YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD!!!

Guestbook of lilanxietyboy

lilanxietyboy (Owner) – March 3, 2022
im just offering to smoke 420 w people dude you freak me out

Nicolas2001 – March 3, 2022
When I was in high school, my biggest fantasy was to pick up an older guy. I did it and it was amazing but it took me a long time to get over it. That’s why I stick to young guys (max. 18 years old!!), who want to meet a slightly older guy for a sex session with this type of man. I’m 22 so the difference isn’t huge, but at least I remember the desires and needs of under 18 year olds.
In addition, I’m very well hung (don’t hesitate to ask to see) and under 18s are tight so I always warn them don’t expect to go horseback riding or things like that for a few days afterwards.
I’m still studying so I fuck a lot of young boys but I haven’t come out, and I’m always worried one of them will rat me out, that’s why fucking an underage whore like you (max 18 years old!!) seems to me the best solution.

lilanxietyboy (Owner) – March 3, 2022
if you want a conversation i tend to info-dump about myself when im high so apologies in advance

Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Bisexual Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No tattoos
Piercings A few
Languages French, English
Position No answer
Dick M, uncut
S&M No
Kissing Consent
Dirty No
FF No
Safer sex Always
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 350€

 

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suckadickfortevas, 18
Houston

Ill suck your dick for some cute teva sandals

Guestbook of suckadickfortevas

Lucas_Santiago – March 9, 2022
Bluest eyes in Texas

suckadickfortevas (Owner) – March 2, 2022
My ultimate goal is to buy a latex nurse outfit, store it somewhere and go from there

Blaze – Feb 27, 2022
As long as you’re totally liberal about femininity and bring sandals don’t worry guys.

suckadickfortevas (Owner) – Feb 24, 2022
I don’t take cum into my hair

archbasedchad – Feb 22, 2022
He’s just another one.

Body Type Average, smooth
Ethnicity Hispanic
I am a Gay Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English, Spanish
Position Bottom only
Dick M, cut
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
Dirty WS only
FF No
Safer sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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MarryPoppers, 19
Leeds

Gerontophilic young guy would like to “get to know” men 48+ but preferably +50s.
I’m not a picky type almost every +50 man has something attractive.
If you’re into fucking me then going to dinner that sounds great.
Or If you’d rather fuck me until I’m unable to move for hours afterwards that works too.
Or if you’d rather hook me up to a fucking machine while you go do your weekly shop or chill in a cafe that’s also possible.
Everyone who comes to the meeting goes home without any cum left inside him, none.
I also like to squirt several times a day.
I have a problem with alcohol so don’t offer me drinks unless you want me to be a trashed, drooling wreck.
If we go out for dinner I’m a vegetarian.

Guestbook of MarryPoppers

cubguystl – March 11, 2022
Unfortunately, no. Only drinking urine will put your kidneys under a lot of stress as they try to filter out the toxins. That will continuously concentrate the toxins, and eventually cause kidney dysfunction at best or total renal failure at worst.

funpozbottom – March 11, 2022
Piss shouldn’t be a problem for your teeth if you are only drinking piss, but you’ll create an environment in your mouth and throat that allows bacteria to thrive. This will cause or contribute to constant sore throats, tonsil stones, very bad breath, and virulent gum disease.

MarryPoppers (Owner) – March 11, 2022
A man has approached me to be my sugardad.
He’s wealthy, and I’d be well supported.
But he wants me to drink nothing but his piss (or others guys’ piss if he can’t supply enough) moving forward theoretically for the rest of my life.
No juice, soda, or even plain water.
Piss would be my only form of hydration. He says piss would be what I start and end my day with.
I’m more than willing give up all beverages in favor of piss🥰, but want to know if there are any potential complications.
I’m particularly concerned about my teeth and kidneys.
I don’t know what the long-term effects of going piss-only might be.
I’d love to hear any advice and/or if anyone has tried it.

Body Type Average, little hair
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Gay Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick S, uncut
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Dirty Yes
FF Passive
Safer sex Never
Hourly Rate 50£
Overnight Rate 200£

 

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bugsbunny, 19
Omaha

Real estate agent
Work at Model Agency
Used to figure skate but stopped at 16
Which is why I worked as a stripper for a long time
NFT programist
Still trying hard to become Banker
Aquarist (I have a lot of fish tanks)
Paramedic 🚑

Guestbook of bugsbunny

alphabet_order_bot – March 2, 2022
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 584,186,886 comments, and only 120,635 of them were in alphabetical order.

dom_dude114 – March 2, 2022
Call dibs on the tush.

CarlosM03 – March 2, 2022
I love your face and all I want is your dick it doesn’t matter the size I just want it.

Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Gay Man
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L, cut
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Dirty WS only
FF Active/Passive
Safer sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 450$

 

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wantsaescape, 18
London

Need help a escape dont want to go back ukraine

Willing be anything if anyone could offer me life out side me home don’t want return ukraine

Will do anything

One time I dream my bed became a garbage shoot and I feel down there and then I woke up

Guestbook of wantsaescape

Adamlopel – March 9, 2022
Update: He’s also not Ukrainian, he’s from Dorset.

Adamlopel – March 7, 2022
He’s crashing on my couch currently. Looks cute, hot body, but he doesn’t do anything except get a blow job and cum within a minute once a day for a lot of food and beer, and that’s it.

Body Type Average, little hair
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Bisexual Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English, Ukrainian
Position Prefer not to say
Dick XL, uncut
S&M No
Kissing Consent
Dirty No
FF No
Safer sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Scarface, 18
Paris

I’m an 18 year old who is about to graduate high school that needs a sexy non-skanky girl to fuck hard. I will position my junk and butt appropriately for any guy that can make this happen.

Do I need to say my junk and butt are only available after I fuck the girl and for TEMPORARY use. They’re mouthwatering, but you have to give them back. LOL

Guestbook of Scarface

—-luca – March 5, 2022
Hi there…I am a newbie to fucking guys who’s just back with a female friend from a date with Scarface.. which I loved!! (My female friend thought he was klutzy in the sack.) My issue was the actual mechanics of getting my not large cock into his hole.

I am 6ft 3 and solid build. I have a small to average cock…around 5 inches when hard.

I loved rimming and fingering him but when it comed to the mechanics of actually fucking him I had a bit of difficulty.

With him bent over I had trouble finding his hole. Same on the side, same with him rolled into a ball. I ended up with me on my back and him riding me facing me.

It all seems so simple when watching porn videos!!

Is there a trick to it or is it just because my cock is not big enough?

I would love to try again and be able to fuck him hard easily and cum in his hole and suck my cum out and then suck his cock with my cum filled mouth!

Body Type Slim, some hair
Ethnicity Arab
I am a Heterosexual Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English, Farsi
Position More top
Dick M, uncut
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Dirty No
FF No
Safer sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 250€

 

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Bttm_xnx, 19
Brussels

FREE SEX FREE SEX FREE SEX GRATIS GRATIS

hello i am 19 years old, i am here because i am looking for sex and i don’t want money,

I have a small cock, so I have decided to try being bisexual and accepting it, I love all sorts of cocks but I prefer them long and cut,

I want sex with men over 30 years old i like everything about sex i like to be a bitch,

Tell me about your fantasy, it can be about my mom or my sister or it can be about peeing on me, I don’t mind just say it to me,

I pay for sex if men are interested in money please over 30 years old, i want guys with experience!

and without being very emotional

Guestbook of Bttm_xnx

Marcy2009 – Feb 26 8, 2022
I know him. He’s stupid as a slice of bread.

Rhysq380 – Feb 22, 2022
The bigger the hole, the more you find.

piggyguy – Feb 22, 2022
Anybody tried to sit a boy on a traffic cone to stretch open the ass ? I want to sit him on that but don’t know if those who do that put all their wheigt on it, if assring supports that.

Faaris – Feb 18, 2022
I don’t know what to call this kink but its when masterbation continues even after he cums and he’s super sensitive but yeah thats another way to get to know him

donaldalexander – Feb 16, 2022
Fisting is always the best option to get to onow him bezter

Body Type Athletic, shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Bisexual Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English, French, Dutch
Position Bottom only
Dick S, uncut
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Dirty Yes
FF Passive
Safer sex Never
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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mateo, 22
Cali

Fulfill your fantasies for the youngsters with newest hottest very young Boy just now.
I am a handsome boy I am 1.73 tall with a weight of 55kg with a good cock and a nice ass with a small mouth made to caress, kiss, lick, and suck.
Oral sex kissing penetration melee contact threesome a good deal without rushing.
Horny party animal 4:20 white parties wake up all kinds of pleasure.
I live to get my cock hard and I don’t give a fuck.
I also sell my girlfriend’s undies for those who are interested.
I’m the most open-minded, understanding hetero man you will ever meet, I just need to be paid.

Guestbook of mateo

catalina210 – March 12, 2022
As long as you’re not highly intelligent and soul crushingly analytical, sex with him is HOT.

mateo (Owner) – March 7, 2022
Please don’t get me TOO turned on I’m hetero guy and I want to stay that.

Body Type Average, shaved
Ethnicity Hispanic
I am a Heterosexual Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL, uncut
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Dirty Yes
FF Active/Passive
Safer sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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yourlittlehole, 18
Copenhagen

I am a pale white twink with blue eyes, strawberry-blond hair, eager lips, and an ass that even turns straight guys’ eyes into saucers.
Nature made me look more feminine than masculine.
I am looking for a nymphomaniacal rich guy to take me in and make me his own.
Understand that I am looking for no possible escape arrangement.
I will need to chat some first about what we are going to do and what my life will be like.
Since I am offering this extreme fantasy to become reality for both of us, I believe I am within my rights to dump you if you start to bore me.

Guestbook of yourlittlehole

PresidentPolarBaer – March 3, 2022
“Little” compared to the entrance of the EuroTunnel maybe.

Deepbreath – March 2, 2022
Make him Like garage for your “car”

Body Type Average, smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Gay Man
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Danish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S, uncut
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Dirty WS only
FF Passive
Safer sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 400€

 

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Hastalavista33cm, 23
Oslo

Am tall with a huge enormous Anaconda of 33 cm long And 9 cm diameter. If you want unstoppable sex nonstop, how I screw your ass and rupture it so hard with my anaconda leaving you helpless and paraplegic, then you are in the right place. I will pound your ass until you faint and have you gasping for breathe.Imagine how I carry you in to my long arms while you sit on my anaconda and your legs wrapped round my waist as I make you gallop and bounce on my anaconda ,kissing you with passion and biting your lips slightly as your ass engulfs all my Dick and have you suffocating…mmmmm, the thought of taking possession of an ass makes me horny and am ready to offer this love to anyone because what’s good for the goose is as well good for the gander.

Guestbook of Hastalavista23cm

latespring – March 10, 2022
gut wrenching experience

anonymous – March 6, 2022
Hastalavista 👶, I’m 48.5 cm in my pants and need a gun license for my pullermann. I’ll show up for the date in the limousine 🚘 and the giant dong will be brought in a semitrailer. Yippee.

Hastalavista23cm (Owner) – March 6, 2022
I do not take requests; I press my huge cock head to the lips of your hole and those that do not open will be discarded.

Body Type Average, some hair
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Bisexual Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages Norwegian, English
Position Top only
Dick XXL, uncut
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Dirty Yes
FF ANo answer
Safer sex Rarely
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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HusbandMaterial, 19
Macon

Welcome to me! : D

I am now ready to get married without delay or hindrance, no red tape to get in the way. I am handsome, secure in life, confident in myself and not nervous at all. I wish to get on with life and find my future husband. From past LTRs and sex trips I do not need to maintain contact with outside sources, friends etc, no distractions, my mind, eyes, holes and body will be focused on my husband. I am polite, respectful and will not argue, debate or complain.

3-part package options:

Dating options:
• Conversation, friendship
• Netflix and dinner
• Netflix and dinner +

Premium engagement to be married package that includes:
-Loyalty
-Devotion
-Sincerity

Ultimate marriage package:
+ Many more

If u subscribe to the last one, there will be small print in the contract that u will also need to sign.

If u cancel the selected service, do it as soon as possible and in the most straightforward way possible, time is money, the dog will bark.

My thing is good so u need to trust me in that.

Guestbook of HusbandMaterial

EaterOfSouls – March 9, 2022
I am massively interested if you’re willing to engage with the following lifestyle:

1) ONE-SIDED MONOGAMY. You belong exclusively to me for the rest of your life. I can fuck, date whomever I want.

2) PERMANENT CHASTITY with chastity cage included, where chastity means “no orgasm of ANY kind” and “permanent” is not a metaphor. The only one in the relationship entitled for genital stimulation and ejaculation is Me.

3) UNRESTRICTED SEXUAL EXPLOITATION. You must please my sexual urges whenever I want, however I want, for as long as I want, no matter if you are not in the mood, if you are asleep or if it hurts. You would be throatfucked and fucked on all fours for hours everyday and I would always cum in your rectum. Sex starts with my erection and finishes with my ejaculation. You’ll never be reciprocated.

4) BODY MODIFICATIONS. Weight, haircuts, tattoos, piercings, clothes. Every aspect of your appearance requires my approval.

5) LIFESTYLE MODIFICATIONS. Behavior protocols, speech restriction, eating habits, sleeping habits, social life, no privacy. I will micromanage your existence.

6) MARRIAGE. You must be willing to legally marry me at our very first meeting.

INSTRUCTIONS TO APPLY
If you don’t answer the following questionnaire IN DETAIL, you will be ignored. Type your replies in a document and then copy and paste them in multiple messages.

⚪ Full name:
⚪ Birth date:
⚪ Birthplace:
⚪ Present place of residence:
⚪ Family structure:
⚪ Health status:
⚪ Criminal record:
⚪ Studies:
⚪ Languages spoken:
⚪ Political-economic stances/orientation:
⚪ General attitude towards gender, sexuality, racial, migratory and environmental conflicts:
⚪ Spiritual beliefs/curiosity:
⚪ Hobbies, sports, games and passions:
⚪ Cultural and artistic interests:
⚪ Present priorities:
⚪ Short/mid/long term goals a projects:
⚪ List any ex/present sentimental partners or regular sexual partners and your significant previous experience as a bottom:
⚪ Ejaculation frequency and longest period in uninterrupted chastity:
⚪ Present job/s and other sources of income:
⚪ Friends and social life:
⚪ The reasons you think you are a suitable candidate for my search:
⚪ Clear updated face, body and ass pictures with no accessories covering your head.

DO NOT CONTACT ME IN CASE:

You intend to say “hello”, “what’s up”, “congratulations”, “hot” or similar.

Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity Mixed
I am a Trans Woman
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English, Spanish
Position Bottom only
Dick S, cut
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Dirty WS only
FF Passive
Safer sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 300$
Overnight Rate 800$

 

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drughost, 20
Dayton

Anything for money. Pretty much says it all. And I mean even for sleazy men that prefer the type of sex and scenarios that make normal people call the police.

Guestbook of drughost

drughost (Owner) – March 4, 2022
I won’t give myself a blow job.

Zeek4045 – March 1, 2022
so i saw a vid recently where a guy was shoving billiard balls in this twink’s ass and shoveing his cock in with them i cant find it again for the life of me anyone have a link?

drughost (Owner) – Feb 28, 2022
Find me, billionaires, I know you may be far away but I want you to find me.

drughost (Owner) – Feb 27, 2022
I have a fantasy of being kìdnapped by a billionaire, locked in permanent chastity, forced to take estrogen, and kept as a slave or wife or both.

Bigolsleaze – Feb 26, 2022
Not a big turd swallower, but likes the taste and happy for some to drizzle down his throat.

drughost (Owner) – Feb 23, 2022
Sexually I’ve tried everything and there isn’t anything I wouldn’t do again. I’ve enjoyed it all. Well….that isn’t exactly true. Sex with a woman was not enjoyable.

Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Gay Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings A few
Languages English, Swedish
Position Versatile
Dick L, uncut
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Dirty Yes
FF Active/Passive
Safer sex Never
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 700$

 

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ineedsug4rdaddy, 19
Montreal

If you’re reading this, you’re obviously interested in me.

First thing I should get out of the way is I’m actually straight. I know that’s a foreign concept to some of you. That being said I don’t believe in limiting the chances of making money over something as silly as gender identity or sexual orientation.

Here’s a quick Q&A, because I find some questions really annoying:

Q: How are you?
A: Generally good, and when I’m not, I don’t like talking to strangers about it.

Q: What are you looking for?
A: See what comes up.

Q: Any chance I could turn you gay?
A: Certainly not.

Q: What’s your real name?
A: For you only Ivan.

Q: What hobbies do you have?
A: I gamble. It’s a problem.

How’s that sound?

Guestbook of ineedsug4rdaddy

Lee_Josh – March 8, 2022
He likes men without the “n”.

spartus4 – March 2, 2022
I can’t stand to fuck bottoms when they’re moaning at the wrong time. This one really ticked me off. He moaned with the same tone and speed all the way through the sex. I don’t understand why guys put up with that shit. I told this boy to make it real or he wouldn’t get paid and he still didn’t. It’s always the gay for pay guys that are shit at it. This boy is a prime example. I can’t stand to fuck straight boys.

Body Type Athletic, little hair
Ethnicity Mixed
I am a Heterosexual Man
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, French
Position More top
Dick L, uncut
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
Dirty No
FF No
Safer sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 70$
Overnight Rate 300$

 

 

*

p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Yes, RIP William Hurt. Very curious actor. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, B. Yes, big props to Justin wherever he may be. And it seems you helped him out way back whenever. Yes, if it can be about the joy of him, that would still be hard, but wonderful. Hugs, my buddy. Nice goal! Even a know-nothing like me could see that. Thanks for giving a peek! ** Dominik, Hi!!! Oh, I see, you’re the muse of the chapped painter. So sorry about you having to fight with that all the time. The Antarctic lips explosion was kind of more fascinating to look at and to gently touch than painful, but I could be remembering rosily. Ah, so love has an inny belly button. I guess most people do. I used to date this boy years ago who had a belly button that looked like a little pig snout. Love getting his ass screwed and ruptured so hard with Hastalavista33cm’s anaconda it leaves him helpless and paraplegic, G. ** l@rst, Oh, good. Wow, okay, seeing my name in that list of comparisons does make it seem like I have to actually read Tingle’s prose, so … deep breath. ** Steve Erickson, Oh, damn. Concentrate on the bright side as much as you can. Hopefully the ensconcement will just speed up her relief. ** ANGUSRAZE / RYaN ☭ ☭ ☭, All cred to Mr. Mckinney. I don’t follow fashion really at all, or just very fitfully, even though I love in the high fashion district of Paris where towering models are always doing their horse walk up and down the sidewalks. I’m kind of a health nut. It’s pretty doable and even quite tasty. I’m basically vegan and have been vegetarian and off-and-on vegan since I was 15, and I almost never get sick, and I don’t waddle around. Oh, yeah, guys into gunge. I come across them in my slave searching quite a lot, but their profiles are usually kind of dumb and cutesy so I rarely include them. But I came across one the other day who’s not only into being gunged but is also into dressing like a circus clown, and I might give him a berth. Good luck with the body sculpting, man. ** Bill, Hi. Yeah, that’s quite a good doc on McQueen. It made me an admirer at least. Good, we can form a two person no-Batman flyover zone. Packed weekends are the best, ace! ** Brandon, Hi, Brandon. No problem, man. ‘Jeanne Dielman’ is super great, but, yeah, I hear you on the length. My weekend was good. Uh, well, I showed a film (Zac’s and my PGL) at a festival here, if that counts. I did see a kind of ultimately tiresome documentary film called ‘Anyox’ that I do not recommend. There’s a big film festival here this week, and I expect to be hitting a bunch of things. I’ll let you know if if anything turns out to be a must. How is your week starting up? ** Right. It is the middle of the month, and it is the day I give over to the escorts on a monthly basis, and that is that. See you tomorrow.

9 Comments

  1. Dominik

    Hi!!

    First things first: here’s the new SCAB!!
    https://scabmag.files.wordpress.com/2022/03/scab_issue-10.pdf

    Awh, haha, how sweet. Belly buttons are so strange – creepy little reminders of where we came from. I hate touching my belly button; it feels so deeply uncomfortable. So I probably won’t collect tiny, iridescent beads in there, haha.

    Well, it’s pretty hard to compete with love’s experiences here. He found himself a good (…?) one. But let’s see. Love who may not be Brad Pitt, but who definitely doesn’t qualify to be Brad “Spit” either, Od. (Also, “When I fuck you, you stay fucked” is such a brilliant slogan. Also, also, it’s difficult not to get seriously obsessed with sailormoonn.)

  2. David Ehrenstein

    What becomes of these Escorts? What becomes of any of the Lost Souls of th internet? I recall meeting a coupe aaround ten years or so back who I encontered in the chat room that used to be part of “Salon” He was very beautiful and slightly withdrawn. She was lovely too. Her entire life was devoted to getting male sex partners for him. He was apprently too shy to approach anyoe.And she liked to watch. Cue Nina Simone

  3. _Black_Acrylic

    Good to see MarryPoppers representing Leeds here! Seems like he is getting a raw deal from his sugar daddy though. Hope he follows the advice of his guestbook buddies.

    Earlier today we had the occupational health person come round to assess my MS-impacted living needs here. Her verdict was that residential care would be the way to go, which would mean my staying here in Leeds for the care plus meds. It would be a wrench to move away from Scotland. If that’s indeed what I do then I’d still be doing Tai Chi and writing classes here via Zoom but I’d have support from my family too. So it does make sense and besides, nothing is forever necessarily right?

  4. Misanthrope

    Dennis, Hahaha, that’s exactly the list I meant. 😉

    Man, these old twink pornstars. I did see a Mike18 vid he did with a girl and he didn’t seem to have that same problems getting it up that he did in his vids with other guys. Hmm.

    We were lucky to get maybe a 1/4″ of snow, which was gone almost as soon as it fell. We’re looking at all 60s and 70s from here on out and I’m very, very cool with that.

    I might have to move to the Sahara someday. 😀

    Yeah, the weekend turned out all right. No complaints. This coming weekend, I’m going out with friends Saturday night. Kayla and her friend Layci are going with me/us. Should be all right. Rest of the week, just normal ol’ stuff, work, etc. Bleh.

  5. Bill

    Hard to say no to an escort who likes Beckett, eh?

    How did the PGL screening go, Dennis? I saw Chess of the Wind, the restored Iranian movie that’s making the arthouse rounds. Not sure I followed a lot of the narrative, but there were a lot of beautiful scenes. I may have to revisit some of William Hurt’s movies, curious if his performances hold up.

    Congrats on the new SCAB, Dominik!

    Bill

    • Dominik

      Thank you so much!!

  6. T

    Hey Dennis! Firstly it was so sweet to see you again on Saturday, PGL’s been swimming round in my head over the last few days. The quote you use as the post’s title is fucking mental hahaha I’ve read it 5 times over and it gives more everytime. My favourite escorts are usually the ones who have that kind of unhinged incantatory energy, and Hastalavista33cm had that going on also. And I like suckdickfortevas plus the Beckett fan just for the cuteness. I dunno if you got the same thing up in central Paris, but we had this bizarre orange rain this morning that gave all the cars and windows this streaky terracotta overlayer. Think it was dust and sand coming off the Sahara. Hope your Wednesday is the polar opposite to DROP DEAD GARBAGE, xT

  7. Steve Erickson

    Do you notice trends in the way these escorts present themselves? Or even the slaves?

    I talked with my mom this morning. She seems to be doing better – at least, she seemed to be getting real pain meds and could walk. But she was waiting for some test results to determine the course of treatment and whether she can go home today. I haven’t heard from my parents since then. I wonder if I should offer to go home now and help take care of her, or wait and see if they request that and think it’d be helpful.

  8. Brian

    Hey, Dennis,

    “Warning- if you let him choose the dialogue he chooses Beckett” is one for the books. It’s so wonderful. I’m writing to you from the other side of my nightmare week beginning. It went mostly well, I hope. Still a lot of stress to deal with re: midterms, but that’s to be expected. I find myself so exhausted! But my brother’s joke and I have tomorrow off, so that should provide some relief. We watched “Nowhere” together tonight and both very much enjoyed it. I think I’d agree with you re: it being somehow Araki’s least annoying or most successful or something. This missive is short because my brain is functioning at half capacity since I’m overtired. Talk to you in more depth tomorrow. Hope your Wednesday’s the best ever.

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