Sperm

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Andreas Slominski Sperm, 2012
‘Andreas Slominski’s “Sperm” comprises the semen of humans and animals splashed on the walls and floors of the NYC gallery Metro Pictures.’

 

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Hany Armanious Ejaculate and Dick, 2013
Pigmented polyurethane resin

 

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Raymond Pettibon My First Orgasm, 1983
ink on paper

 

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Xiao Lu Sperm, 2006
‘Xiao Lu gained instant notoriety in early 1989 when she fired a gun into her artwork at the China/Avant-garde exhibition in Beijing. In 2006, aged 44 and desperate to have a child before it was too late, she asked fellow artists to donate sperm so that she could inseminate herself. This act of self-help was also a carefully planned conceptual artwork, to take place during the Long March Project, an event involving 30 contemporary artists at Yan’an, site of the mountain stronghold of Mao Zedong’s forces. Xiao prepared optimistically, bringing glass jars and a freezer to store semen samples. To her surprise, not one man would agree, and the work documents their refusal. Xiao Lu says, ‘I took the initiative … and all the men were struggling with this.’’

 

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Louise Bourgeois & Tracey Emin I Held your Sperm and Cried, 2009-2010
‘Bourgeois began their open-ended project by producing a series of gouache paintings of male and female torsos, pregnant women’s bellies, and erect phalluses. After months spent ruminating on Bourgeois’s watercolors, Emin added to them with text, as well as further images of fetuses and miniature female figures.’

 

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Nour Mobarak Reproductive Logistics, 2020
Apple-wood pellets, kraft paper, watercolor, hair, sperm, acrylic, resin

 

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Keith Haring King Sperm, 1988
sumi ink on paper

 

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Stahl Stenslie The Artgasm, 2014
‘Artgasm medically manipulates the male audience/participant to experience the maxi- mum of corporal pleasure, ie orgasm. The orgasms are involuntarily induced through a medical device and under the medical treatment of a doctor and nurse. By neural stimu- lation males will erect and ejaculate within two minutes.

‘Situation: each participant (3+) are put on a surgical table and covered in a white, med- ical cloth. Their penis can be exposed through a hole in the cloth. 10 minutes prior to performance the participant mus take a necessary heart medicine (betablocker) to avoid stress of the heart. Then the procedure of i: stimulus, ii: erection and iii: ejaculation is started. The betablocker is important since a physically induced corporal excitement without a mental stimulation is potentially dangerous. A team of on doctor and two nurs- es in the usual uniforms apply the apparatus until the erection/orgasm/ejaculation cycle is completed. Their behaviour is medical, technical and functional. They are professionals just doing their job of making men achieve ejaculation/orgasm. The sperm is collected in a medical container. This could be used for other purposes/use.’

 

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Cary Kwok Arrival (Jazz), 2017
Bronze, wax, chrome, resin, stainless steel and lamp wiring

 

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Saeborg Ultra Unreal, 2022
‘The Ultra Unreal exhibition sees the modern world of chaos, COVID and climate change and ups the ante with something even more unreal: latex landscapes of dung beetles devouring faeces (“Pooptopia,” it’s called) and farmers milking frozen sperm. And then there are the videos of alligators created with rice, and burial sites covered by green lasers.’

 

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Bjarne Melgaard Untitled (Sperm on the Grave of Paul Gaugin), 1998
Watercolor, mixed media and collage on paper

 

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Guillermo Kuitca Last of Sperm, 1995
Painting, 102 x 122 x 5 cm

 

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Rego Kim Luxury Orgasm, 2014
Painting, Ink on Canvas

 

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Mire Lee Carriers, 2022
‘In Mire Lee’s installations and sculptures, there are low-fi motor-driven pumps, concrete mixers, PVC tubing, and hand-grafted silicon abscesses, which merge into experimental assemblages. Her kinetic installations rely on circulatory systems that mimic the homeostatic process of organs. In an algorithmic world, where questions of pleasure and consumption habits are increasingly quantifiable and aligned into predictive patterns of regulated behavior. Her works leak into their environments; they squirt, drip, or amass with viscous liquids — a process where components of the artwork begin fluctuating between various states of arousal throughout the duration of the work’s display.’

 

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Tracey Emin Rat Black Sperm, 2009
Polymer gravure on 27 gsm Japanese Tonosawa paper

 

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Gilbert & George Various, 1982
Photographs, gelatin silver print on paper with dye on paper mounted onto board

Sperm Eaters

Hunger

Thirst

 

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Jonty Hurwitz How enough sperm can make a strange human without a uterus, 2010
Digital Photography

 

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Kiki Smith Sperms, 1991
cast glass

 

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David McGee Sperm Rush, 1994
Oil and enamel on newsprint on canvas

 

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Eung Ho Park Sperm Spoons, 1995
found objects; metal; mixed media; spoons

 

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Terence Koh God (Cumming), 2012
photograph, sculpture, collage

 

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Alexander Zuleta A billion sperm and you were the first one, 2022
‘One millilitre of semen can contain more than 200 million sperm. What a coincidence! 21st century, year 2022, a time when we all seek singularity, the ability to be unique and differentiate ourselves from the rest. Zuleta makes us reflect on how the singular event from which a single sperm comes is nothing more than the consequence of a coincidence of mother nature where we are all part of a whole and where a trillionth part of a unit finds its singularity as a consequence of the collective effort of all.’

 

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Laek1yo Untitled, 2020
‘I’m planning to exhibit a jar of my own semen at an extremely high-end contemporary art gallery in Singapore. But it looks like I need to push the deadline back again. 300 wanks later and it’s not even half full!’

 

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Andy Warhol Cum Paintings, 1978
Semen and gesso on canvas, four panels

 

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Jonty Hurwitz Untitled, 2015
‘London-based artist Jonty Hurwitz has created the smallest known, human-shaped sculptures in the world that’s completely invisible to the human eye. The nano sculptures span about the same scale as a sperm, and can only be perceived on the screen of powerful scanning electron microscope.’

 

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Andres Serrano Semen and Blood I, II, III, 1990
Cibachrome prints

 

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‘Canadian jeweler Amanda Booth went viral after posting her homemade jewelry made out of dehydrated cum. Booth has always created trinkets, but after a suggestion, her team couldn’t let her pass up an opportunity to make “jizzy jewelry.” From there, she decided to ask her husband for a “sample,” of his semen and got to work. Clearly, the formula not only works but she’s begun perfecting it. She sells each piece of jewellery for between $110 and $300 Canadian dollars and often offloads more than 40 items a week.’

 

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Gregor Schneider Sperm, 1997
Glass, water, silicone

 

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Rirkrit Tiravanija Untitled 2020 (a hurricane in a drop of cum), 1965
Hand tufted rug

 

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Takashi Murakami My Lonesome Cowboy, 1998
‘The value of Takashi Murakami’s artwork hit new heights in 2008 when his life-sized fibreglass sculpture ‘My Lonesome Cowboy’ – a wacky anime-inspired figure of a boy whose semen stream forms a gigantic lasso around his head – sold for an astonishing $15.2 million at Sotheby’s in New York.’

 

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Marcel Duchamp Faulty Landscape, 1946
‘Paysage fautif or Faulty Landscape was made in 1946 and dedicated to Maria Martins. Martins was a Brazilian sculptor whom Duchamp met in 1942 and became her lover. This is considered such an original and provocative piece because of the material he used to create it – his own sperm (although it was not discovered until 1989 that Duchamp’s seminal liquid was used).’

 

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Tala Madani Cum Shot #3, 2019
Oil on linen

 

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Juan Antonio Olivares Untitled (Cum), 2022
Graphite powder and acrylic on aluminum panel

 

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Gelitin Arc de Triomphe, 2017
‘A male figure depicted by Gelitin, “tall as an elephant”, creates a round-headed arch with an erect penis from which “cum” squirts harmoniously like a fountain, forming a loop and ending up in the figure’s mouth.’

 

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Richie Culver Roses Are Red, 2020
‘Culver’s work comes off as a wicked mix of Rodney Dangerfield’s self-deprecating humor, the adolescent distress of Mike Kelley and the copyright busting antics of Richard Prince. An artist whipping open his trench coat to reveal it all (to an extent perhaps he shouldn’t).’

 

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Sean Landers Monk in Orgasm, 1991
terracotta, wood, steel

 

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Aura Rosenberg Head Shots: Mike Kelley, 1993
‘Rosenberg had noted that in pornography, women’s pleasure was most often captured via their facial expressions—while for men, the proof was in the irrefutable “money shot.” And so began a prolonged project that would result in a series, and an accompanying book of 61 images, known as “Head Shots.” These closely cropped portraits see her male peers, friends, and friends-of-friends all caught in the moment of sexual release. Her subjects include more than a few boldface names, including the late Mike Kelley and John Baldessari. The experience, Kelley noted in a 1995 fax to Rosenberg, was “definitely the most pleasant photo shoot I have ever done. Now the so-called ‘little death’ is frozen into an eternal one—my longest orgasm to date.”‘

 

 

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