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BANKROBBER, 20
Bratislava

Hi internet person. I’m Christian from Slovakia, I’m 20years old. I’m not an escort, I’M YOUR FRIEND. My face and ass are delicious, believe me or find another one.

Guestbook of BANKROBBER

Brady – Aug 18, 2017
it’s true ! his skull is like a plate and his face is my favorite food !!

Anonymous – Aug 12, 2017
Only one word: interesting

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 400 Euros

 

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Dontwastemytime, 19
Stuttgart

Let go crazy crazy crazy till we see the Sun

I can and I passionately hurt you

No sex, please do not ask, is currently not possible unfortunately

Dicksize L, No entry
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 80 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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dima, 18
Moscow

I like to spread love with anyone because love is the very important thing in human life. After sex with me you, of course, will be in love. Get in touch with your thoughts.

Guestbook of dima

Realguy48 – May 1, 2017
Wish I could see this guy again I saw him once he was fantastic the second time he was bad and terrible. I still think is he excellent though. Would see him anytime but doubt he will see me. Highly recommended.

Sexy_aman – Apr 23, 2017
I’m hunting u badly

william62 – Mar 4, 2017
Am looking for a serious long term relationship with someone who loves the Lord with all of her heart if she is a christian,then I know she will love me with all her heart. While am highly passionate i am not interested in just mere sex alone..Lets communicate.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 300 Euros

 

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Ilovetopiss, 23
Bucharest

I am suffering with debt.

I love to piss on people.

If you find this interesting.

First timers get a free sample.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Euros
Rate night 100 Euros

 

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SeekingMarriage, 19
Rio de Janeiro

I am a young beautiful man, with a difficult fate, bringing up one, his whole life, daughter. I was working as a baker, a dispatcher, a cooker, a barman, a waiter to survive and provide a better life for both us for me and my daughter. I love home life. I prefer to stay at home than go. I am loving father and uncle I love children. My parents are pensioners (nurse and builder) and they are living together. We love to gather all together for family dinners and holidays. I have to say that this tradition must be continued in my future family.

Guestbook of SeekingMarriage

Anonymous – Aug 13, 2017
Enchanted
I did not look like an escort …. I was like being with my boyfriend
Pay for 2 hours and I asked me to spend the night together
I take care of myself as a boyfriend
In the morning I had prepared a breakfast for myself in bed
The incredible truth

Marc

Jamieee – Aug 8, 2017
I am just looking to buy used socks- let me know if you are interested.
Thanks

Sergalordofthewastes – Aug 3, 2017
I am Serga lord of the wastes I conquer many and I spare none. I have come to this website to claim it as well. soon you shall all hail to the great lord of the wastes SERGA!

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night 250 Dollars

 

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The_Cutest_Patootie, 21
Oslo

Hello! I’m a genderfluid escort puppy who’s just dying to meet the client of their dreams! (I use they/them pronouns.)

For platonic dates, I love to be taken out on long walks through the park or on a nature trail, play with chew toys, and getting my belly rubbed!

During non-platonic scenes, I love being fucked, being eaten out, being written on with magic marker, and just overall things happening around and in their ass.

Outside of escorting, I do, unfortunately, have to keep a very tight schedule because of college… But, I’m sure if you pay enough, then we can totally work something out!

Also, I am vegan, so I’d prefer that any potential clients not wear or use leather products with me, but leather substitutes such as biothane are ok. I’m also finally drug-free after three stints in rehab but eternally tempted, so please no drug use solicitations including weed.

Please feel free to contact me if I seem like the kind of puppy that cracks your wallet!
~The Cutest Patootie ?
(They/them pronouns)

Guestbook of The_Cutest_Patootie

albert-1 – Sep 9, 2017
I find gender fluidity a big turn on. They were a very sexy, petite person, very fuckable and a delicious bottom, but I’m a very verbal top and found their insistence that even during sex using they/them pronouns was a hard rule too difficult. After my third innocent infraction, they cut short the sex and had a total snit-fit. I would respectfully suggest that during sex they chill and let the “he” part of that equation have some mindless fun because, as far as I could tell, “he” was very into it until they interrupted us.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral No
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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BUMM_BUMM, 21
Boise

Hey everyone. I saw this app in the App Store and wanted to check it out. I thought to do this S4$ stuff you had to hang out behind the train station. If I knew it was this easy I would have done this years ago. Hopefully you’re in Boise or the burbs.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking Top only
Oral No
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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New-Rules, 19
Paris

I got new rules, count them.

Rules:
I love Game Of Thrones and only date str8 guys.
You must offer proof you are str8 before I say ok, don’t lie, I have perfect str8dar.
In bed I call myself Versatile, is because I also like to be sucked, even if I’m completely bottom.
Getting rimmed by a str8 guy feels like WWIII, my brain short circuits, my face is putty, I lose IQ points.
Getting sawed in half by a str8 cock, in the bed or in a public toilet, or public abandoned places.
Being sucked by a str8 guy, ooohhhh, I squeal like a barnyard, I cum like Vesuvias.
Pissing / I love when str8 guys pee on my head ,I also like to feel in my stomach.
To conquer me lick my ass. Is religious experience when a str8 guy sit me on his face… I literally almost die :))
By the way : no things with blood or shit (not even mine) : this is not pleasure for me. Is Bleah :))
Massage – yes , but is boring :))
Also looking for a job.

Guestbook of New-Rules

New-Rules – Aug 25, 2017
Too bad for you.

surfing37 – Aug 24, 2017
yeah a bit

New-Rules (Owner) – Aug 24, 2017
You think their too high?

surfing37 – Aug 24, 2017
your rates? typo, prank … ?

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users between 18 and 40
Rate hour 900,000,000,000,000 Dollars
Rate night 900,000,000,000,000 Dollars

 

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ComeToBaby, 22
Rome

Hi Teo, Thanks for getting in touch. We hope we answered your question and that Harry L was able to sort everything out for you.

To help us improve, we’d like to ask you a few questions in advance about your interaction with us. It’ll only take 1 minute, and your answers will help you make us even better.

To get started…

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking More top
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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mytorso, 18
Stockholm

Nice boy 18 years old, with beautiful feet to lick calmly. If you want to taste my feet, please pay me.
If you like, you can also choose the rimming option, and then you’ll also lick my butt with gentleness. It’s a pretty butt but I do not let it be photographed.
We can definitely figure something out.
I’m not hospitable, but I can pretend as an added bonus.
I also love biting nipples.

Guestbook of mytorso

Anonymous – May 2, 2017
His face changes a lot depending on how you look at him.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position No entry
Kissing Consent
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting Active
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 400 Euros

 

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Twoamericanboys, 22
Koln

Two hot american boys.
Come and have fun with us.
WE ARE NOT IN TOWN YET.
sorry

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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SchwanzPussi95, 22
SLK_HZ

Sissyboy is a boy looking for a woman for dating & blind date in Düsseldorf.

Skinny body as a lot of liquid unsuspected at the top of the pulp and ling in the ass.

I have a gentleman … he watches me and controls the profile.
Agreements about him, about this profile …

Guestbook of SchwanzPussi95

Sweedman – Aug 10, 2017
If you’ve seen pulp fiction it will help you understand me.

The-Fucker – Aug 10, 2017
“looking for a woman” ????

Sweedman – Aug 5, 2017
I control this profile I don’t want to sell schwanzPussi95 so cheaply but the complete money from the office was deleted without a sound to say in any case I get no more money and this is really a very big problem since I still have to renovate the old apartment and also the new apartment I honestly do not know how I should survive !!!!!

Dicksize S, No entry
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Drag
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Euros
Rate night 75 Euros

 

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Noob, 24
Cleveland

I am not here to make love to me; I’m here to use love making for money to buy weed.
I’m not here to get pleasure from other humans; I am here to sell it.

I came to a point in my life where after trying a lot of things, being active as well as passive, obnoxious as well as meek, being a hetero skater and a crossdressing waitress, trying to start my own business and being “kept” by a rich old guy, I know exactly what I “want” and I want to sell it while its young enough to sell and I know what it’s worth:

I want to smoke weed. I like to be formatted. I am passive. I cost 200 dollars.

I am not looking for an egalitarian date. I want real money and to be baked on weed and the rest of the date is up to you.

Make me strip, kiss me on the mouth and on the asshole, put me on a flat surface, lick the whole of my body, piss on my body and inside my body, show me your body, fucking me is a given, blow me … I’m running out of ideas.

I know what I am, what I am entitled to and what I deserve and I fully accept this situation.
So come and enjoy!

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Dollars
Rate night 500 Dollars

 

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Anton, 19
Utrecht

I like to skate and paint. Magic tricks I perform every now and then. A friend told me payment is a must here. Fairly nervous about exploring this world which I’ve kept hidden in the back of my mind.

Guestbook of Anton

Anton (Owner) – Sep 4, 2017
Because someone broke the window of the bus stop.

emporio_armani – Sep 4, 2017
Why were you doing that?

Anton (Owner) – Sep 4, 2017
I am picking up broken glass with my bare hands.

emporio_armani – Sep 4, 2017
Hi Anton, what are you doing in your foto? It looks dangerous.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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FOR_LEGEND_LOVERS, 22
Nijmegen

HOT, REAL AND VERY SPECIAL BOY ON ALL LEVELS !!!!!!! TEN GENERATIONS PURE BRED DUTCH !!! SOMETHING UNIQUE, SOMETHING COMPLETELY TRUE !!! 99% CHANCES TO MEET ME !!!!!

A male escort is expected to offer companionship, to be well mannered, to present high social skills and to be a very good dancing partner. There are situations when the escort is rewarded with many gifts like expensive clothing, limitless credit cards, and sometimes cars to drive. Male escorts are more beautiful and sexier than the vast percentage of males in their age range, and far classier. It’s proven that male escorts are also intellectually superior. Nowadays, in the age of feminism many people over the world are living an independent life and choose to have their own male escort companion or “lover”. If you are looking for a male escort I am unquestionably your best choice. I am ready to meet you within half an hour. I’m available for any length of time and occasion from social gatherings, business appointments, parties, weddings, exclusive nightclubs, etc. to the wildest night adventure anyone has ever experienced. I can concentrate all my gifts into a strings-free explosive hour long spree centered on me, and I am also available for a long term exclusive romantic relationship, marriage, & conceiving or adopting children. In every case I will be much more than you can expect from a boy next to you.

Guestbook of FOR_LEGEND_LOVERS

MartyXXL – Aug 13, 2017
He is a hot guy, he was born in front of the sun.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 450 Dollars
Rate night 800 Dollars

 

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JustAnotherBlondeBoy, 21
Manhattan

I saw the phrase on NYC’s garbage cans and it totally captured my philosophy. ???

Monday: 08:00-15:00
Tuesday:0-24
Wednesday: 08:00-16:00
Thursday: 0-24
Friday:08:00-22:00
Saturday:0-24
Sunday: –

Don’t send me a message call me because I’m probably drunk and I can talk when I’m drunk but I can’t read.

Guestbook of JustAnotherBlondeBoy

fastrobal – Aug 18, 2017
hey dude remember me?

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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hot_escord, 19
Paris

Hay I am new in paris. I am one young boy very beauty in one body. I am alone and I stay here just 7 weeks. For you I am expert in sex. I have litlle experience in sex and I kisss very sweet.

I must to interrupt my sexy profile to denounce someone. His name (on here) is groszob-cho. I go the other night to his house for a price of 100 €. I arrive at his house on rue de Rabelais, it looks nice and bourgeois. He opens door, direct to grab my hair, I suck him … go 1 minute and I am nice, I sit down, he eats my ass goes 1 minute too, he fucks me we say 5 min and I’m still nice …, he sits, I finish by sucking him off goes 1 minute, ejaculation …, he pays me 30 €, I tell him a little short not? He answers me I was too exciting, I have a ass of hell, therefore the next time he will pay extra 70, “you do not worry dude” …. in short men, this man especially, they have to cheat you, it is in their genes ca …. money is everything, nothing else, yes too easy, help to abuse me as much as possible … 100 € is not nothing, this guy and many others are unscrupulous …. here is the reality! Fric fric fric fric FRIC !!

Guestbook of hot_escord

hot_escord (Owner) – Sep 2, 2017
It’s been a emotionally past 3 days since I start doing this but that’s that and I’ve come of better for it.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom only
Oral No entry
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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GoldDigger, 19
Beograd

I’m a no shame a gold digger. Finance is a beautiful thing that keeps the world running. Sometimes people like me do anything for it. I enjoy casual walks to the bank. And I enjoy talking shit about poor people.

Guestbook of GoldDigger

GoldDigger (Owner) – Sep 11, 2017
Well perhaps you are into cleaning my ass and insides with an enema. And would like to slurp up the enema I push out.

TripluXXX – Sep 11, 2017
And what are you offering to do for the gold? Your stats say nothing.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour Ask
Rate night Ask

 

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hiv-4-neg, 20
Prague

Hi i am here for you if you looking for inject from some hiv escort , i am viral and waitimg for you !!! Have been fucked 3 times.

Guestbook of hiv-4-neg

Anonymous – Sep 6, 2017
a bit rushed but did the trick

Weneedachange – Aug 29, 2017
We met today my bf and I. He took care of both of us very effectively for our greatest pleasure. He is a cynical and sarcastic boy and time was flying very fast in his company. We were very satisfied and would definitively recommend his service. We wish him good luck for the rest of his own life.

hiv-4-neg (Owner) – Aug 12, 2017
Possibility to send videos in cum train.

Anonymous – Aug 12, 2017
Mixed bag. Great top. Looks more unwell than in the photo.

Dicksize No entry, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Justin_____, 20
Zurich

Hi ! I am back after a failure of experiment to be someone’s boyfriend but I am not meant to be that ! Unlucky for me, lucky for you ! 🙁

– I am now into kissing
– I am now a very good bottom !!!!
– Now I’m also passive for fist !!!!!!
– Now not a problem if you’re interested company for gang bang the night, very well liked.
– I also like strangulation by an orally talented man who while strangling bites me all over me tasting my naked flesh.
– But what an awful mule when cum on my face and in my mouth. I love it !!
– Please do not hesitate to contact me if I was not good before, I am now !!

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Charlie, 18
St. Louis

Sorry, new here and exploiting this world. I’d like to basically try out being wanted so bad someone pays for it. If anyone interested please feel free to shoot me a message. Know that i am literally down to meet and do it, not just hangout. If you’re paying; I won’t send nobody off.. I’m so down, I don’t like being at home. Men who smile and pay me lots of compliments are my most likely weakness sweets! I tend to ask a lot of questions. I’d like to know that i am worth paying for. I need it. It’s a personal thing. Who’s willing to share their money with this fellow right here. – Charlie

Guestbook of Charlie

Charlie (Owner) – Sep 1, 2017
Jeezus fuck all crispy creme donuts I’m doomed 🙂

Demonreefer – Sep 1, 2017
youre really beautiful. ill pay you handsomely to choke you out. you wont die you’ll just be out for a while.

Charlie (Owner)- Aug 24, 2017
Idk lol
When someone chokes you really hard I think your tongue sticks out I’m target marketing 😛

1sickpuppy – Aug 24, 2017
You seem to be unable to keep your tongue in your mouth. Are you special needs?

Charlie (Owner) – Aug 22, 2017
I’m sorry! When real life turns me not an adorable fucking puppy then I wont have to use stupid ass apps like Snapchat! Fight me!

LoKiekegaard-J – Aug 22, 2017
Get fuck outta here with that Snapchat shit!

loved_and_hated – Aug 21, 2017
Thank me later

Charlie (Owner) – Aug 21, 2017
Thank u c:

loved_and_hated – Aug 21, 2017
Nice lips *blush*

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Dollars
Rate night 400 Dollars

 

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AttentionWhore, 19
San Diego

Nickname: Psy (find out why) or White. I’m 105lbs and 5’6″. I’m as white as a Ghost. I work as an actor in haunted houses and enjoy fooling around with people i can relate to. I’m not a prostitute and I’m not NOT a prostitute cuz that would classify me. I Don’t like to be classified. I like being me unlike most people now in this world. I’ve been through some tough shite in my life and I would like to fool around and forget about that. And yeah I can do it wearing the zombie makeup. I can be really fun to fool around with or really lazy and don’t care (either way you’ll get something) and I do have ADD, PSTD, Psycosis, Borderline Schizophrenia.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking Versatile
Oral No entry
Dirty Yes
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age Users under 50
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night 200 Dollars

 

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Big-Dick, 24
Salzburg

big big big big big big big dick

Guestbook of Big-Dick

OldBoi – Sep 8, 2017
Start with a drink.

JoeDog – Sep 5, 2017
I love men with impossibly huge cocks. The last time I tried having sex my hole was too tight and I couldn’t go through with it. I’m currently wearing a butt plug and hoping to try having sex with you sometime soon.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position More top
Kissing No
Fucking Top only
Oral Bottom
Dirty No entry
Fisting Active
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Bobbydeancosmos, 24
Karlsruhe

Look, I’m a bottom. Stuck in my emo phase, yo.

I like to be told what your going to do to me (don’t skimp on the details).

Note that I’m a male-to-female transsexual, and am female until you look in my pants.

Guestbook of Bobbydeancosmos

slutranker – Sep 12, 2017
fucking this bitch is “STRONGLY ENCOURAGED” (if you know what I mean)

Manpreet – Sep 10, 2017
WE HAD SEX IN DIFFERENT TYPES OF POSSES LIKE KAMASUTRA.

I_BUST_YOUR_ASS – Sep 9, 2017
recommended only for a very fast fuck. even my hour with him felt like an eternity.

psprofil1963 – Sep 6, 2017
trashy, superfem, wears a forcefield of cheap perfume, hyper, rushed, avoids eye contact like the plague, anti-intelligent, squalid, very used ass, doesn’t get hard, shrieks during sex, and yet unexpectedly worth the journey.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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Multifacet, 20
Sao Paolo

Greetings, even being Brazilian, I’m not like them, my life has been total shit since I was a boy, and now I live alone, no friends and no one messes with me that I don’t invite, my nickname is: “wierd”, it would be a pleasure to rejoice you. Fresh out of luck and fucks.

Likes: books
Dislikes: everyone
Favorite music: I’ll Come Running To Tie Your Shoe – Brian eno

Guestbook of Multifacet

Chpassensuel – Aug 22, 2017
I must express my profound gratitude to the earlier reviewer. This boy has one of the most beautiful asses in South America, which likes to be treated voluptuously and in all ways … exciting cheeks, beautifully shaped hole, provocative anal passage, we played with his crescendo butt for three hours … I hope to continue the crescendo and hear him say: thank you …

YanisBlackTop – Aug 20, 2017
?!?! … in his underwear shot the butt looks nothing but ordinary … explain?

Anonymous – Aug 15, 2017
Wonder of wonders! This shy, withdrawn even unfriendly boy has the most beautiful buttocks I’ve seen in my life. And I do not exaggerate … firm, fleshy, neither too soft, nor too hard, totally hairless, sweet as pudding … in short, an instance of complete perfection! For lovers of glutes, I believe you have found Xanadu!

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Thommy, 18
Rotterdam

I’m very non-scene, i have never ventured inside a gay establishment. I much prefer being twisted into a pretzel by men who are only gay from the waist down. If you haven’t guessed, being gay is just a very small sequestered part of my life that I’ve decided to exploit.

PS 1 : No matter how gay you think you are, please keep it in your genitals. I am totally allergic to gay talk.

PS 2 : i’ve disabled my guestbook because i think we are not on gay tripadvisor here.

PS 3 : A closed mouth catches no flies [french proverb].

Dicksize M, No entry
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking No entry
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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chrisalexander, 21
London

I’m looking to be photographed! Open to creative ideas from local photographers! Not looking for any other stuff!

Guestbook of chrisalexander

Anonymous – Aug 24, 2017
Seen him this week … he denies this meeting !!!
Hopefully he dies …

Dicksize XL, No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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sugarb0y, 22
Brussels

Hi

I am Baby

B-A-B-Y

Guestbook of sugarb0y

Goodpobet – Sep 8, 2017
The day you were born was a lucky day for so many.

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking No
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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27101897, 23
Amsterdam

Im donovan my freinds call me donnie , i smoke weedband drink alot i party and do drugs i live my life to the fullest but what about you what are you doing with your life lol , fuck me let me take u for a ride im obveously not your adveage guy

I like to read im a steven king fan in particular , i do write not to be famous i just like it , im in love with money and drugs

I dislike when ppl lecture me if ur gonna tell me what im doing is wrong then guess what GO GET A LIFE GET THE FUCK OUTTA MINE

I hope that this wont ofend anyone , im nasty young devil but im not racist anyhow but what the fuck if i was , who cares , IM A FUCKING WHORE

By the way no negative vibes towards me , dont be cringey lets just get high and drunk and u fuck me and ill let whats happen happens.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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HateoftheAztecs, 18
Köln

I AM A FAKER AND I WANT TO ROCK! AMAZON – ITUNES

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age Users between 18 and 21
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 600 Euros

 

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GOODPRICEHERE, 21
Tel Aviv

i may be a very cute boy, it seems possible, but with my head being fucked up it hard for me to be 100 percent true to myself. I beg you to be patient. I will do this with most people I think, I think everyone has something new to offer. I guarantee 100% discretion. In other words, “it just didn’t happen.”

Guestbook of GOODPRICEHERE

DateNotWithEverybody – Aug 14, 2017
don’t be put off by how strange and uptight he is when you first meet him. he loses it the moment you passionately play with his rear window 🙂

Markus09 – Aug 7, 2017
not very cute sorry

AVAILABLE- – Jul 31, 2017
You could argue that all bottoms squirm during the act, but the way this one squirms while getting fucked is different somehow and very sexy.

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 25 Euros
Rate night 50 Euros

 

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fisteur_boy, 24
Paris

Time passers strictly stay away from me especially students you are very irritating.

Guestbook of fisteur_boy

Memnom – Sep 2, 2017
He gets loose and makes you feel like you’re just a clawed hole, then when he fucks your huge hole it feels like he jamming a little twig in a volcano. And an ideal partner for 3 or slaughter plan.

Anonymous – Aug 21, 2017
He made me afraid of my ass like never !!!

Noro_Doux – Aug 13, 2017
Incredible dismantling of my pussy with two fists and two feet. He knows how to do it to widen a hole without mercy. When leaving I almost forgot to pay him ;)… He had just made it feel too natural.

FrenchKissFrance – Aug 7, 2017
Wow!

I who am short and thin and have the anus rather narrow and who are often rejected by the Fisters, I really found it!

If you are looking for a pussy defatting or training in the art of hole digging, you can go there with your eyes closed.

And for those who want to rinse the guts to the piss, just ask!

ParisY123 – Aug 3, 2017
He emptied the prostate gland in the speculum. Great.

Underwear-Swimwear – Jul 27, 2017
Good lathing and dismantling of hole. Strikes of belt, baffes, direct dry fist, one is immediately transformed into hole on legs, just good to cash hard. Everything passes there: fists, feet, enormous dildos. Without pity. To do and redo. Deeply slaughter plan

manni151 – Jul 17, 2017
Brutal burst of my holes with fists and mega dildos. He loves to burst the hole without mercy: good boxer!

MarkoLB – Jul 9, 2017
Encountered Saturday; Immediately he launched me in a sexual marathon, And never, and when I say never, it’s never, he did not heed my pleas for mercy, while screaming “no!” … After I slept like a baby for 48 hours, and in the morning the rose was still open, it will never close … I wish you would make it flourish.
Thanks

Lopeafist75 – Jul 1, 2017
He knows to surprise you. He made me impale on his foot and I jerked on it. He is a must to format you the hole.

Xxpierotxx – Jun 28, 2017
Am super happy to have spent a moment with you on Sunday; Home always as warm and startup always impetuous. And then it’s furioso. It’s too good to let you do my ass and my throat. Nothing belongs to me more, you explore, you formate, you deepen, you expand; And you always want to go farther and bigger … and even if I scream you go on .. You surf the pleasure on this crest of foam no-limit …. And with that you play, massacre holes without pity, and always in explosive pain, it ‘s wonderful. Again thank you, it was really very good. kisses

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting Active
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 800 Euros

 

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SpermMerchant, 18
Lingen

Hello! 🙂
My name is Kevin, Rolf, Uli, Mauricio or whatever name you like and you want to give me 😉
I am a German 18 years young who is here with a fetish for having sex with men I’ve never seen before or again in my life, which I am happy with 🙂
People who have read my complete profile are preferred so therefore please write the words Teddy bear to end your message 😉
It is important to note that I am not a classy or intelligent or trophy kind of boy (but I am also much cheaper than those) and I’m shaved from the neck down, of course, but still * grin *
How can I meet you ?:
Now we come to the interesting part 😉
Meeting either when it is dark outdoor (know enough “good” places) or in Ladbergen in a motel at the highway crossing.
The motel has no reception, so you stay undetected.
1. Kennenlern-Blowjobs – Outdoor – 15 €
As the name already says you can so to speak “use me like a gas station” 😉
Since the whole outdoor thing is weird I will wear a ski mask and girl wig.
We meet when it is dark outdoor (in Lingen, Wietmarschen and Nordhorn). I blow you then your hot cock until you have to cum and squirt me in my mouth and throat * grin *
That was it 😉
2. Normal (up to 1 hour) – In the motel – 35 €
You will visit me at the Motel in Ladbergen. (I’m still “in civilian” but with trash clothes already prepared in my knapsack * grins *)
After we asked us into the darkened room, you go to the bathroom and make yourself fresh. Then you sit down on the bed and make it comfortable with a horny porn on the TV * grin *
I then go to the bathroom and get ready to finish. Then I come back to you and you grab me 😉
Suck (with you), Fuck (with me), Footjob (with you), anal games (with me), watch porn, copy porn, look in my face, in my mouth come, “roll games (father/son or daughter, teacher/dummy, nazi/jew, etc.)

Dicksize S, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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StreetGangBoy, 19
Erbach

You want to meet a Real horny Gang member boy then come over. Anyone who wants to become a regular customer has to be frightened! I have been doing this since 7 years so here there is none Half things.

You will have to surrender to me in the street and you have no choice There is no escape. !!! I will get you into one dimension. I’ll pull you to 100% the shorter !!!!

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking Top only
Oral Bottom
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 999999999 Euros
Rate night 999999999 Euros

 

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BYOB(BringYourOwnBody), 19
Beirut

I am a sloppily-dressed homeless-like boy but when I push shut my sperm I scream I feel I’m a king In the world…..

I like to meet only WITHOUT ANY SKIN INFECTION GUYS.

I DON’T TAKE CHEMS BUT IF YOU TAKE IT’S OKAY FOR ME AND PROBEBLY GOOD IDEA FOR YOU

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros

 

 

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p.s. RIP Grant Hart. ** Armando, Hi. Well, we just disagree. Disagreeing is legit. And it seems today is full of disagreements between us. Yeah, your horrible mood is super apparent, man. I hope it passes asap. ** David Ehrenstein, What a fantastic paean to the great Mary! Wonderful! I’ve been friends with Mary for, I don’t know, 30 years or something, and she is just the best. A true legend. ** Steve Erickson, Nice to hear about the Paul Bartel retrospective. His work seems in real need of a re-appreciation. Boy, I don’t know, I’m going to take you at your word about early UB40, but that is really almost impossible to believe. But reggae is probably my least favorite ever music genre. He definitely has prickly old man vibes when viewed from a distance. Look forward to your review, interview, and the film itself, which is opening in Paris pronto. Everyone, Here’s a tempting double header from Steve Erickson. Take it away, Steve: ‘Here’s my interview with RAT FILM director Theo Anthony. Without literally being about DETROIT, his answer to my question about equating rats and African-Americans is one of the best critiques of that film I’ve heard. And to supplement my interview with Theo Anthony, here’s my review of RAT FILM.’ Oh, wait, there’s more. Oh, wait, there’s more. Steve again: ‘BEACH RATS opens in Nashville tomorrow, so here’s my Nashville Scene review.’ I forget, did you see ‘Good Time’? It just opened here, and I’m quite excited to see it. I haven’t see any of the Safdies’ films before for no good reason. And the Oneohtrix Point Never soundtrack is definitely part of the pull. ** H, Hi, h. Best of luck with your next two weeks. We have today and then two more weeks to go on the sound work. Take care. ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! Oh, yeah, she’s quite a good writer. ‘Snake’ especially. Your reclusive day matches mine since in a real way doing the sound work feels very reclusive because we’re hidden away in the stuffiest, darkest room you can imagine. Yes, I think we figured out the difficult scene. We’ll go back and check again later at some distance, but I think it’s okay. We did make good progress yesterday, and by the end I felt like my brain had been turned into dust, which was a positive thing even if it didn’t feel like it. More of the same today for me. And for you? ** Robert Siek, Hi there, Robert! Long time no see, and what a total pleasure this is! That is curious that my blog made it through the censors. But then it’s not the den of inequity it used to be in the old days, I guess. Except on days like this one, ha ha. You’ll like ‘Death Race 2000’, I’m pretty sure. Anyway, I’m so happy the post occasioned your awesome response. You have a new book coming out! Great, it’s about time! Congratulations, buddy, and to the wise publisher too. And do come to Paris. I promise to wine and dine you with coffee and pastries. Love, me. ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T. Thanks, man, yeah. And, oh shit, yeah, Grant Hart. That’s such a sad news. Really, really sad. ** Alistair, Hi, A! Yes, that Destroyer song is in the film and is very key. There are three songs/tracks in the film, all played within particular scenes. The other two are by Thomas Brinkmann and Pig Destroyer. There’s no score or soundtrack otherwise, just the ‘natural’ sounds of the indoors, outdoors, etc. Good, I think concentrating on the individual responses is by far the best way to keep your head during publication, and they’re also what really and truly matter. And fantastic news that you’re into your next work! Oh, sure, on the alert. Here goes. Everyone, if you’re in the Los Angeles area, I can’t recommend highly enough that you get yourself to Skylight Books tomorrow (the 16th) at 5 pm for the launch/reading of/by Alistair McCartney re: his amazing new novel ‘The Disintegrations’. Were I there, I’d be front row center. Here’s all the info you need. I hope the event goes spectacularly tomorrow, my pal! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Yes, I saw that about the DVD! No doubt I’ll see the new season that way. Hooray! ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. Yeah, I read that somewhere. Good for her. Industrious. Macaroni and cheese, when done right, is one of the wonders of the world. In France, the way they make crepes in different regions is slightly different, and you can get into the differences, and there are crepe fetishists here who swear by certain areas’ crepes and disparage others. Studio stuff was no fun, but it’s fascinating in an exhausting way. Thanks! ** Sypha, Hi. Nope, the earlier version of the Mary Woronov post only appeared on my blog once before. I’ve only read some of Pasolini’s poetry. I could see it was good, but it didn’t excite me. But I’m famously not a big Pasolini fan in general. ** Chris dankland, Hi, Chris! No, you know, I never did listen to that last Bjork album for no good reason other than it having apparently slipped by. I should finally do that, at least before the new one pops out. My morning is decent so far. Hope yours is way, way more. ** Okay. It being the middle of the month … well, you jknow what that means by now. See you tomorrow.

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You say you’re not a Method actress, you’re a camp actress. Does that devalue what you do?

Mary Woronov: With Method, you become the person you’re acting, even if it could be a wet piece of spinach or a chair. With camp, you have no interest in trying to trick the audience. You comment on [your character], like a drag queen whose actions comment on women, how they’re too fey or too predatory.

You were in a Charlie’s Angels episode playing a butch cop who drags the Angels off to women’s prison.

MW: I’m not sure why, but it’s my most-watched clip online. That’s one of the reasons I got work in Hollywood: They weren’t supposed to have a lesbian in the script, but if they hired me, they would get one. I was good at gender slipping.

What’s your sexuality?

MW: Totally fixated on men. They attract me because they’re so different from me, so I guess I’m hetero. I was constantly hounded by men. The only place where I was talked to as a real person, where I was told I was good at my career, was with the homosexuals. They told me I was great and didn’t want to pound me. Warhol, the Theater of the Ridiculous. I like male homosexuals very much. I like female homosexuals, too, because now they’re so pretty. It’s bizarre. When I was young, they were always fat and ugly, but now they’re gorgeous.

Swimming Underground, your Warhol-family memoir, is pretty dark. Everyone was high on speed, paranoid, playing mind games with each other. At one point you’re all trying to get rid of the body of this sad girl, Ann, who seems to OD and die while being shot up.

MW: We wanted to get rid of her and put her down a mail slot. What’s dark about it? It’s funny. She wasn’t even dead. We were nice to her, we were going to mail her out. You have to understand how high we were. It was pharmaceutical amphetamine, a white powder we’d snort — or shoot. My memories of that time are incredible. The ludicrousness, the insanity that went on, has never been topped.

Your mother sued Warhol over Chelsea Girls, because he didn’t get you to sign a release. In his own diaries, he wrote that he was always uncomfortable running into you because you were such a “creep” about the money. What are your feelings about him these days?

MW: I like him. I think he was very brave, because he was certainly pro-homosexual when everybody was against it. If you saw [Robert] Rauschenberg, he’d pretend to be straight for his clients. Warhol never did. He was a complete fag to everybody. The things I don’t like about him was he was just in love with fame. If somebody famous were in the room, he’d just go to pieces. It was kind of gross.

But are you angry that he said you were a “creep” about the money?

MW: I was a creep. I sued him. I obviously had left him, I hurt him. Also, Edie left him. He was viciously hurt by that. I was rude. So he didn’t know what to say to me, because I didn’t say, “Andy, it’s okay,” and talk to him like a human being.

It seems like the Factory was presided over by some very mean gay men and drag queens.

MW: I was so angry during my life at that time, it was the only place I felt good. I was furious about the fact that I was going to be some stinky girl who could do absolutely nothing but get married and lick some dick for the rest of her life. I left Cornell to be with Warhol because he was more artistic. What power did I have? Women still don’t have that much power. It’s a man’s world. That’s what pissed me off, and it still does. I had to be nice, and I wanted to be powerful.

Do you have any power in your life now?

MW: Yeah, I’m a good painter. I’m a good writer, though I don’t write enough. In my acting career, I’ve realized it hasn’t been a total flop. I also managed to realize that I didn’t want to be married [after being married twice] and have kids, so I feel good about that.

Do you see any fierce younger women around?

MW: Yeah, what’s-her-name. Bouncy-Bouncy.

Uh, Beyoncé?

MW: Yeah. She’s mechanical. She’s bizarre. She’s fascinating. I don’t actually like her voice. I would never listen to her. I went from punk rock to heavy metal and straight into Wagner. I only do opera now. –– from Vulture

 

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Stills

 

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Further

Mary Woronov: The Website
Mary Woronov @ IMDb
‘Cult-film staple Mary Woronov on Andy Warhol, Roger Corman, and being typecast’
Mary Woronov @ Facebook
Mary Woronov’s books
THE UNTITLED MARY WORONOV DOCUMENTARY
Articles by Mary Woronov @ Artillery Magazine
‘MISS ON SCENE: Mary Woronov’
Gary Indiana interviews Mary Woronov
Mary Woronov’s feet @ wikiFeet
Billy Chainsaw interviews Mary Woronov
THE MARY WORONOV CHANNEL on Vimeo
2 short stories by Mary Woronov
Mary Woronov interviewed about her paintings
‘MARY WORONOV: A NEW WOMAN’
‘WRITINGS ON THE WARHOL: AN INTERVIEW WITH MARY WORONOV’
‘Mary Woronov; the real siren’
‘Mary Woronov Vintage Rule 5 (NSFW)’
Mary Woronov @ Horror Society

 

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Extras

13 Most Beautiful… Songs for Andy Warhol’s Screen Test – 7 Mary Woronov

Mary Woronov reading @ The Standard Hotel

Warhol Superstars: The Velvet Underground

The Girls of Rock & Roll High School Chiller Theatre April 26th, 2014

Andy Warhol, Billy Name, Robert Heide, Mary Woronov, Gerard Malanga

 

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Author

 

Excerpt: Swimming Underground: My Years In The Warhol Factory

I first met Celinas at the Factory. She had come with Brandy Alexander. And if she was shy, Brandy was her opposite, the obvious overdone showgirl-type of queenstripper tits, bimbo hair, Louise Nevelson eyelashes, and a mouth brought to you by Chevrolet, a red chrome grill motorized on continuous yap. Desperate was too exotic a description for her, let’s just say she was bugging everybody that day, waving her airbrushed 8x10s dangerously close to Warhol’s nose. The polite light went out, and Brandy became free bait; the tinfoil walls of the Factory flickered like silver water; the smaller surface fishvisitors and squares, scattered and knotted in excitement; and from out of the aluminum depths glided the larger fishpredators, attracted by the commotion. Billy Name, one of the Great Whites, appeared and disappeared. Often his presence signaled the difference between light play and heavy hard-core shit.

Gerard was the first to attack. Something about where did she put it? Come on, show us. I listened to Brandy’s little squeals, first the giddy surge of finally getting the attention she had been bleating for, then the sickening realization that it was too much, it was going to hurt. Gerard was relentless, goading, taunting, and jabbing his prey. “Come on, Brandy, we know you tuck. Tuck it up. We wanna see. Where does your dick go, huh, Brandy, huh?” Shouts. Cries. Drag queens are unpredictable to wrestle, sometimes a good right hook can be sleeping under all that make-up. Most of us were only watching, hopeful that Gerard might get slugged in the face, but I was watching Celinas. She stood like Anne Frank in a Gestapo lineup. Good choice. I liked it.

I didn’t know what she wanted, or why she had come with Brandy, but I did know the last thing she ever expected to get was me. I slid in close to her, mesmerized by the panicked rabbit jumping up and down in her jugular. Maybe you should sit down, here on this silver couch which, by the way, is just as dirty as the gutter. When she sat, she crossed her hands and ankles perfectly. Yes, yes, everything was in the classroom. We chatted, bonded, as Brandy flopped around on the silver concrete floor with the silver hook still in her bloody mouth. Both of us were excited, and Celinas tried to climb into her purse, which was filled with dirty broken make-up, the true sign of a queen. I was thrilled she had let me look, even slip my hand into it for a moment. I let her huddle near me, but when she tried to clutch my hand I had to recoil. I hated being touched by anything in the human skin package.

 

Excerpt: Snake

Once outside she forgot about being angry. The pine trees moved back and forth, soft green windshield wipers across the glass blue sky. Back and forth, just the motion made her happy as she trailed behind Luke and the others through the tall grass. Five guys had come over to walk off Luke’s property boundaries. Walking the land they called it, the men staring at the ground muttering, “Yep.” “Looks good.” “Yeah.” All meaningless back-patting men-talk, with her tailing along behind staring at the tree tops, their needles lost in the endless material of sky.

Luke turned to watch Sandra drifting behind with her head in the clouds. There wasn’t any reason to lower their voices. They could be dragging bags of heroin as big as manure from one car to another and she wouldn’t notice. For sure, someone was giving the cops information, but the fact that these thick-headed Idaho rednecks had dared suggest that it might be Sandra just because she was a new face was chewing up his nerves. “If you don’t fuckin’ drop it, I’ll drive back to L.A. without the deal, right now.” No, no, they all backed down. Who were they kidding? When people want their dope, it doesn’t matter what anybody thinks.

Sandra was totally oblivious to the fact that the blue nylon flight bag was now sitting in someone else’s truck. But she did notice that the same dog-faced boy was with them, and when she looked at his back, a shadow crept over her heart. Still she was determined to feel sorry for him no matter what Luke said. Weird… she heard a buzzing noise.

The buzzing was slightly louder than all the insects, like little seeds inside the empty gourd of an Indian rattle, and to her city mind it had to be mechanical. A smoke alarm?

She had set one off in a Holiday Inn once just by smoking in bed. This time she was determined to ignore it, unlike the last time when she had jumped out of bed like a bad girl. She had just made love to a boy she barely knew. She thought it was okay, but maybe she had overlooked something, maybe he was too ugly, or had herpes, or maybe it was some kind of quiz she had failed, or her mother just couldn’t stand it any more and hit the buzzer. She smiled remembering how frightened she was, but now it didn’t even bother her that someone had nailed a smoke detector to one of the trees. Just another stupid idea. She looked up at the vast blue sky. Who cared if anyone smoked out here?

Luke’s voice slid in between the humming insects, the far away birds and the annoying alarm, slid right into her ear next to her brain, “Sandra, don’t move.” It was interesting, no matter how low he spoke she could always hear him. It was that mysterious connection she didn’t understand.

She stopped. What? Now what was she doing wrong? They were all watching her from a safe distance. The sad dog-faced boy backed away from the group and bolted for his truck at a dead run.

“Back up, baby, real slow,” Luke’s voice purred beside her like a cat sitting on her shoulder watching the empty sky for birds, “Real quiet.” So, like a dancer, she took one slow but very exaggerated step backward. The smoke alarm still buzzed away. “Now go back again, SLOWLY,” he said quietly.

She almost felt like doing the opposite of what he was saying. Was he was showing off? Some kind of macho display for the others? But again she backed up one step, slowly, as the dog-faced boy ran back from his truck throwing himself down at Luke’s feet. In his hands was the longest gun she had ever seen, complete with a telescopic lens and other gadgets she couldn’t identify. He raised the gun into position, pointing at what she thought must be her knee caps. Unable to move, her eyes were drawn to the little black mouth of the gun.

 

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Painter

 

‘Like most people who end up in L.A., I am a transplant. In 1973 I moved here for what seemed like sound professional reasons: having received no encouragement in New York for either my painting or my first novel, I figured all I was good for was acting, so I came to Hollywood. L.A. scared me at first. It was so full of blank space, and my response was to fill it up by painting colorful and increasingly nightmarish narratives.

‘In New York I never used color, but here I couldn’t use enough, and although I was supposed to be acting, all I did was paint. When I met other girls we would compare notes while fixing our hair or sharing a joint in restaurant rest rooms: no one seemed to have a clear course, and the air was packed with dreams trying to find bodies to crawl into. A world of art

‘Of course we blamed L.A. for our confusion. She wasn’t what she pretended to be: for all her promise of paradise her real weather was fire, and the glitter on her streets just crushed glass from some car wreck. Yet Los Angeles is the only muse I have ever taken seriously, and she is the subject of my art. Although I do not paint from real life, using actual models, still the paintings emerged like an eerie hologram of the city’s subconscious, vaguely familiar but with dream-like exaggerations.’ — Mary Woronov

 

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22 of Mary Woronov’s 83 films

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Andy Warhol Chelsea Girls (1966)
‘The Chelsea Girls was Andy Warhol’s his first major commercial success and catapulted many of the participants into superstardom – Ondine, Nico, International Velvet (Susan Bottomly), Brigid Berlin and Mary Woronov. When Mary Woronov’s mother saw the film she sued Warhol because her daughter had not signed a release. Warhol eventually paid all the actors $1,000.00 each to sign a release. The Chelsea Girls is made up of various scenes shot at the Chelsea Hotel, the Factory and at various apartments including the Velvet Underground’s apartment on West 3rd Street in the Village. Nico, Brigid Berlin and Susan Bottomly (International Velvet) lived at the Chelsea Hotel at the time the film was made. Brigid said that she spent about one night a week in her own room and the rest of the time visiting other people in other rooms. At the premiere of the film at Jonas Mekas’ Cinematheque, the film sequences were listed on the program accompanied by fake room numbers at the Chelsea Hotel. These had to be removed, however, when the Chelsea Hotel threatened legal action. At least two of the segments listed in the original program for The Chelsea Girls were deleted from the film – The Afternoon and The Closet. The Closet starred Nico and Randy Bourscheidt and is now shown as a separate film. The Afternoon starred Edie Sedgwick. According to Paul Morrissey, Edie later asked for her footage to be taken out of The Chelsea Girls, saying that she had signed a contract with Bob Dylan’s manager, Albert Grossman.’ — warholstars.org

THE CHELSEA GIRLS – EPISODE 7 (RIGHT)/ EPISODE 8(LEFT)

Chelsea Girls QUAD SCREEN!

 

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Theodore Gershuny Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972)
‘Silent Night, Bloody Night is actually an engaging, cheap slasher that proved to be slightly ahead of its time. No one goes in expecting too much from public domain cheapies, but often enough you’ll get one that surprises you, and that’s precisely what happens here. The similarities to Black Christmas are definitely there, from the snarly phone calls, Christmas setting, POV shots to general slasher mayhem. The two would actually make quite the double feature of season’s slayings. Just when you think things can’t get any better, you see Mr. Cameo himself, John Carradine’s name in the credits and nostalgic cheapie fans can’t help but grin. From start to finish, the flick grasps the viewer by the throat and doesn’t let go. At one point during the climax, things get a little far fetched, but that is something easily overlooked in a film of this nature. The strongest element the film has going for it is the fact that it was made before the slasher boom hit and therefore doesn’t exist entirely within the rules that became standard. Revenge is a key motive in the film, but unlike Prom Night and countless other slashers, the theme of vengeance isn’t used as merely a motive to put the knife in a killer’s hand to cut up cuties. Instead, the mystery unravels with the characters and viewer both not knowing what comes next, adding extra oomph to the occasional severed hand and a sensational axe massacre by the black-gloved madman.’ — Oh, the Horror

the entire film

 

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Theodore Gershuny Sugar Cookies (1973)
‘Back in the world of pre-Troma Troma, we have this intriguing little picture which has the distinction of being the only X rated film that lost money. Upon release, the film was re-rated with an R because the sex is no more explicit than a typical soft-core porn. Sugar Cookies, although an American production from the independent Armor films, which Lloyd Kaufman worked for before starting Troma, resembles a stylish Euro-trash picture of the era. Even though there is a lot of sex, it’s still held together with a solid thriller plot and it’s also a blatant homage to Vertigo.’ — savagehippie

Trailer

 

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Oliver Stone Seizure (1974)
‘Seizure is a 1974 horror-thriller film. It is the directorial debut of Oliver Stone, who also co-wrote the screenplay. Horror writer Edmund Blackstone (Jonathan Frid) sees his recurring nightmare come to chilling life one weekend as one by one, his friends and family are killed by three villains: the Queen of Evil (Martine Beswick), a dwarf named Spider (Hervé Villechaize), and a giant scar-faced strongman called Jackal (Henry Judd Baker). Star Mary Woronov would later claim that one of the film’s producers was gangster Michael Thevis, who partially bankrolled the film in an attempt to launder money, as he was under investigation by the FBI.’ — collaged

Excerpt

 

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Paul Bartel Death Race 2000 (1975)
‘Vintage 1975 sleazebucket production from Roger Corman’s New World Pictures, loaded with sex, violence, and general vulgarity, but orchestrated by one of the most interesting personalities then operating in the exploitation field, Paul Bartel (director of the notorious Private Parts and, later, Eating Raoul). The story, about a road race in the not-too-distant future for which the drivers are given points for running down pedestrians, becomes an elaborate and telling fantasy about our peculiar popular entertainments. Fine work carved from minimal materials. With David Carradine and a pre-Rocky Sylvester Stallone.’ — Chicago Reader

the entire film

 

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Michael Miller Jackson County Jail (1976)
‘When advertising executive Dinah Hunter finds out that her boyfriend has been cheating on her, she leaves her promising career and Los Angeles behind and heads for New York City for a new start. But along the way she makes the mistake of picking up some hitchhikers who beat her up and steal her car. Stranded in a small western town, Dinah is thrown in jail on some false charges and under the supervision of a psychopathic guard who beats her up and rapes her. After killing her attacker, Dinah escapes with another inmate, a radical named Coley Blake, and they are chased by the sheriff’s department, through a Bicentennial parade as they head for the open road.’ — collaged

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Joe Dante Hollywood Boulevard (1976)
‘Hollywood Boulevard is a ramshackled delight. Made for 60,000 dollars on a bet with Roger Corman, Hollywood Boulevard contains a variety show sense of humor, a pace that suggests a severe Benzedrine addiction and enough Stock Footage to make Ed Wood blanch (in one rather perfect moment we see footage of roller derby girls while one character delivers a voice over monologue how much she hates being a roller derby girl only to have it never mentioned again). But what it really contains and what saves it the three or four times it goes careening over the line between smutily amusing and degradingly sexist, is its sense of enthusiasm. Like the two films that Joe Dante and Allan Arkush would make directly after Hollywood Boulevard; Piranha and Rock N’ Roll High School, Hollywood Boulevard is the work of men who fully expect to never make a movie again and thus try to cram in as much as they love about them in one go.’ — Things that Don’t Suck

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Allan Arkush Rock ‘n’ Roll High School (1979)
‘Roger Corman, Executive Producer of the film, was looking to produce a modern teen film similar to the ones he made in his early career during the 1960s, with the focus on current music of the time. The initial title Disco High was selected for a story idea from Allan Arkush and Joe Dante. A script was developed by Richard Whitley, Russ Dvonch, and Joseph McBride. During this time, the film went through several different title changes including Heavy Metal Kids and Girl’s Gym. Arkush directed the majority of the film, but Dante also helped when Arkush was suffering from exhaustion. Corman had originally intended to center the film around the band Cheap Trick, but due to a conflict of schedules, he was forced to find an alternative band. The Ramones were suggested by Paul Bartel, one of the actors in the film. The film was shot on the campus of the defunct Mount Carmel High School in South Central Los Angeles, that had been closed in 1976. The actual demolition of the school was used in the end of the film.’ — collaged

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Allan Arkush Heartbeeps (1981)
‘Heartbeeps is a 1981 romantic sci-fi comedy film about two robots who fall in love and decide to strike out on their own. It was directed by Allan Arkush, and starred Andy Kaufman and Bernadette Peters as the robots. The film was aimed at children & was a failed experiment: Universal Pictures gave Andy Kaufman a blank check to make this film after focus group testing indicated that children liked robots, apparently in the wake of R2-D2 and C-3PO. Reviews of the film were negative. Film website Rotten Tomatoes, which compiles reviews from a wide range of critics, gives the film a score of 0%. Kaufman felt that the movie was so bad that he personally apologized for it on Late Night with David Letterman, and as a joke promised to refund the money of everyone who paid to see it (which didn’t involve many people). Letterman’s response was that if Kaufman wanted to issue such refunds, Kaufman had “better have change for a 20 (dollar bill)”.’ — collaged

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Paul Bartel Eating Raoul (1982)
‘A sleeper hit of the early 1980s, Eating Raoul is a bawdy, gleefully amoral tale of conspicuous consumption. Warhol superstar Mary Woronov and cult legend Paul Bartel (who also directed) portray a prudish married couple who feel put upon by the swingers living in their apartment building. One night, by accident, they discover a way to simultaneously rid themselves of the “perverts” down the hall and realize their dream of opening a restaurant. A mix of hilarious, anything-goes slapstick and biting satire of me-generation self-indulgence, Eating Raoul marked the end of the sexual revolution with a thwack.’ — Criterion Collection

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Thom Eberhardt Night of the Comet (1984)
‘Night of the Comet is a good-natured, end-of- the-world B-movie, written and directed by Thom Eberhardt, a new film maker whose sense of humor augments rather than upstages the mechanics of the melodrama. The film’s premise: All of the world’s scientists have mysteriously died 12 months before the movie begins. At least that’s the only way to explain why no one has predicted that the comet, hurtling toward earth during a jolly Christmas season, is going to come a lot closer than all of the comet-party revelers around the country suspect. The film’s initial special effects aren’t great, but some of the dialogue is funny and Mr. Eberhardt has an effectively comic touch. All of the performers are good, especially Catherine Mary Stewart and Kelli Maroney, who play Reggie and Sam; Robert Beltran, as the young man who fancies Reggie, and Mary Woronov – the classically beautiful comedienne who co-starred with Mr. Beltran in Paul Bartel’s Eating Raoul – as one of the Government people who, heroically, refuse to steal someone else’s blood just to stay alive a little longer.’ — Vincent Canby, NY Times

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Rick Sloane Blood Theater (1984)
‘Blood Theater (a.k.a. Movie House Massacre) is an Independent Film Slasher/Horror Comedy. It was the first feature film by director Rick Sloane. The film includes many bizarre movie theater related deaths, such as being fried inside a popcorn machine, stabbed in the ticket booth, electrocuted by a film projector, decapitated by a projection booth partition, stabbed while a movie is playing on screen, smoke inhalation from burning film and a telephone receiver which breaks apart while a dying girl screams hysterically into it. The majority of the movie was shot at the historic Beverly Warner Theater in Beverly Hills, which was also a location in the film Xanadu. It was later demolished and the site became a bank building.’ — collaged

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Ted Nicolaou TerrorVision (1986)
‘TerrorVision was not a box office hit when it opened on February 14, 1986. According to Box Office Mojo, it lasted a mere four days in theaters, playing on 256 screens and earning just $320,256. It seemed ubiquitous on home video, though. I used to belong to about half a dozen different video stores, and I recall seeing the box – with a giant eye inside a satellite dish – in several of them. Home video is actually the preferred format for a picture like this. It’s not really theater quality, but it is perfect for watching and mocking with friends in the privacy of your own home. As for Producer Charles Band …well, he’s still out there doing his thing. Recent output bearing his name includes the Evil Bong movies (about, you know, a killer pot-smoking device), and the unforgettable Zombies vs. Strippers. The ’80s were his heyday, though. Band and his stable of collaborators embraced the “make it cheap” ethic. They also savored exploitation elements. I suspect that, viewed in its day, TerrorVision might have just seemed stupid. Viewed today, it’s still stupid, but at least it’s stupid in a nostalgic-for-’80s-cheese way.’ — Aisle Seat

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Bob Rafelson Black Widow (1987)
‘For all its faults, Black Widow is Rafelson’s comeback after a six-year hiatus, and it’s good to see the director of Five Easy Pieces in the saddle again. For the joys of Black Widow are the joys of a film well made — the cinematography of Conrad Hall, the production design of Gene Callahan, and a fabulous cast that includes Sami Frey, Dennis Hopper, Nicol Williamson, Mary Woronov, Diane Ladd and a cameo by playwright David Mamet (as a poker player). And something more than that. The essence of film noir is mordant humor — remember, for example, that the greatest of the film noir narrations, in Sunset Boulevard, was spoken by a dead man. What makes Black Widow special is the fun Rafelson has with it. All the different ways of dying — from empty scuba tanks to a penicillin allergy to something called Ondine’s curse — become not just plot points but a tapestry of black comedy. After so many films in which a body builder who works as a mud wrestler turns out to be a CIA agent trying to suppress rock music in a small town, it’s pleasantly shocking to see an active intelligence working in the movies.’ — Washington Post

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Bruce & Norman Yonemoto Kappa (1987)
‘Kappa is a boldly provocative and original work. Deconstructing the myth of Oedipus within the framework of an ancient Japanese folk story, the Yonemotos craft a highly charged discourse of loss and desire. Quoting from Bunuel, Freud, pop media and art, they place the symbology of Western psychosexual analytical theory into a cross-cultural context, juxtaposing the Oedipal and Kappa myths in a delirious collusion of form and content. The Kappa, a malevolent Japanese water imp, is played with eerie intensity by artist Mike Kelley; actress Mary Woronov plays Jocasta as a vamp from a Hollywood exploitation film. Steeped in perversions and violent longings, both the Kappa and Oedipus legends are presented in highly stylized, purposefully “degraded” forms, reflecting their media-exploitative cultural contexts. In this ironic yet oddly poignant essay of psychosexual compulsion and catharsis, the Yonemotos demonstrate that even in debased forms, cultural archetypes hold the power to move and manipulate.’ — Electronic Arts Intermix

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Paul Bartel Scenes from the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills (1989)
‘The movie, an original screenplay by Bruce Wagner, tells the story of two affluent Beverly Hills wives (Bisset and Mary Woronov), who live side by side and share many things, including friends and perhaps lovers. Bisset’s husband, Sidney (Paul Mazursky), has died in kinky circumstances shortly before the movie opens, but his ghost visits her from time to time, still bitter. Woronov is in the middle of a disintegrating marriage with a pipsqueak (Wallace Shawn), and both women become the subject of an interesting bet by their house servants (Ray Sharkey and Robert Beltran): They wager $5,000 on who can seduce the other’s employer first. No real attempt has been made to create consistent characters and then allow them to talk as they really might. Scenes from the Class Struggle, etc., is an assortment of put-downs, one-liners and bitchy insults, assigned almost at random to the movie’s characters.’ — Roger Ebert

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Barry Shils Motorama (1991)
‘Motorama is an American road movie released in 1991. It is a surrealistic film about a ten-year-old runaway boy (played by Jordan Christopher Michael) on a road trip for the purpose of collecting game pieces (cards) from the fictional “Chimera” gas stations, in order to spell out the word M-O-T-O-R-A-M-A. By doing so he will supposedly win the grand prize of $500 million. et’s start from this point: This is not a movie intended for the common audience. Utterly bizarre, somehow incomprehensible, totally unpredictable, it just keep you stoned watching at the screen trying to figure out what will happen next. If that by itself doesn’t make you agree it is an excellent movie, then go back to your “family” movies and forget about Motorama. It has material to be considered a cult movie, it can be placed in the same category with movies that win awards in Cannes or other intellectual film festivals, but, sadly, Hollywood already let if fall in oblivion, simply because it is not commercial.’ — collaged

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Gregg Araki The Living End (1992)
‘Janet Maslin of The New York Times found The Living End to be “a candid, freewheeling road movie” with “the power of honesty and originality, as well as the weight of legitimate frustration. Miraculously, it also has a buoyant, mischievous spirit that transcends any hint of gloom.” She praised Araki for his solid grasp on his lead characters’ plight and for not trivializing it or inventing an easy ending. Conversely, Rita Kempley for The Washington Post called the film pretentious and Araki a “cinematic poseur” along the lines of Jean-Luc Godard and Andy Warhol. The Living End, she concluded, “is mostly annoying”. Rolling Stone’s Peter Travers found The Living End a “savagely funny, sexy and grieving cry” made more heart-rending by “Hollywood’s gutless fear of AIDS movies”. In a letter (09/25/92) to playwright Robert Patrick, Quentin Crisp called the film “dreadful.”‘ — collaged

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Rob Zombie The Devil’s Rejects (2005)
‘Zombie’s glorification of the feral Firefly family’s murderous cross-country rampage is undermined by a myopic, adolescent amorality: he sees them as symbols of a rebellious, individualist American spirit. It doesn’t help that the brutalising redneck trio – clown-faced pater familias Captain Spaulding, son Otis and daughter Baby – are played by bad actors: Sid Haig, Bill Moseley and Zombie’s wife, Sheri Moon. All three are eclipsed by veteran genre favourites Geoffrey Lewis, Ken Foree and William Forsythe, the last of whom plays a sheriff unhinged by his lust for Old Testament-style vengeance. This is the kind of unedifying spectacle likely to appeal to brain-dead sickos who think Charles Manson was a misunderstood messiah, rather than a degenerate, manipulative psychopath.’ — Time Out London

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Ti West The House of the Devil (2009)
‘It only takes a minute or two to figure out what Ti West is up to in “The House of the Devil.’’ The grainy film stock, the barren autumn trees, the fragile young heroine seeking a baby-sitting job on the night of a lunar eclipse. If these haven’t tipped you off, the opening titles will: freeze-frame on the girl and cheesy yellow lettering that blares the cast and crew. Ah, the 1970s – what a time for gutbucket horror. West, a rising young director of minor cult pleasures (2005’s “The Roost,’’ 2007’s “Trigger Man’’), comes clean here about his love for all things Bava (Mario) and Carpenter (John). “The House of the Devil’’ is an almost fetishistic re-creation of a horror-suspense movie from around 1978 – the era of “The Boogey Man,’’ “When a Stranger Calls,’’ “The Devil’s Rain,’’ and dozens of other staples of grindhouse theaters and late-night cable.’ — The Boston Globe

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Robert Feinberg Heaven Wants Out (2009)
‘Directed by Robert Feinberg, Heaven Wants Out captures New York City in the 70s and also includes appearances by Mary Woronov, Holly Woodlawn, Ondine, and fashion photographer Francesco Scavullo. A documentary about the making of this lost film, titled Finishing Heaven, was produced by HBO.’ — Howl!

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Kevin O’Neill Attack of the 50 Foot Cheerleader (2012)
‘Aspiring college cheerleader, Cassie Stratford consumes an experimental drug that grants her beauty and enough athletic ability to make the cheer squad. The drug has an unforeseen side effect — Cassie starts to grow and grow and grow!’ — letterboxd

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p.s. Hey. I’m getting a late start this morning and have to be in a bit of a hurry, sorry. ** Armando, Hi. I’ve always had mixed feelings about Burroughs. I like his novels from ‘Naked Lunch’ to ‘Wild Boys’ but I’ve never been into his persona and schtick. Sorry. I’ll see ‘The Beguiled’ somewhere, post-theater at this point. I waited too long. We’re scheduled to do the sound edit and mix for two and a half more weeks. And thanks for the added no’s. Good ones. There can never be too many. You take care too. ** David Ehrenstein, Of course. ** Steve Erickson, Oh, then that is strange. No idea if the gun in his photo was real. It looked real, and he didn’t say it wasn’t. Yeah, I know Scott a little in the real world, and he’s a can of worms emotionally and always has been. I don’t know what to do with his self-destructive outbursts on FB. Others on there seem to get involved when he does that, and I hope that helps. I agree that Wiseman is at least in the running for greatest American filmmaker. I may have mentioned this, but he’s partly based ion Pais these days, living at the Recollets where I lived for a long time. I’ve seen him there a bunch of times, but I’ve never felt not shy enough to say hi and pay my respects. Excellent about the Peel uploads. Everyone, Steve Erickson passes along a newly uploaded treasure trove of John Peel Sessions that someone has lodged on youtube if you’re interested. ** Tosh Berman, Thanks, Tosh! ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! Ha ha, thanks for your favorite no. I agree with you about music in film. I get why music is a needed component in, like, horror and suspense movies, but even then I usually wish the filmmakers had tried harder to build suspense, etc. without the easy guarantee of music dressing. I’m glad your visit with your father went as well as could be expected. The sound work was okay. It’s very hard work and not much fun, but it progresses. Yesterday we had the guy who recorded the sound on our film come in to give us advice about scene that is proving to be very difficult to get right. He couldn’t figure it out either, so we’ll keep trying to find a way today. Have a sweet day! How was it? ** Sypha, Ha. Scott is great. He also very emotionally needy and very into outputting his every mood. I wish he wrote still too. I think that could make a huge difference re: his moods, but I guess he has his reasons. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, B. Thanks, I’ll go sort out that track with my head tonight. ** Daniel, Hi, Daniel! Thank you so much! ** Misanthrope, Oh, okay, I’m just getting this whole Patti LaBelle thing completely wrong. Gotcha, finally, I think. ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, man. Thanks, buddy, I appreciate it. ** H, Thanks, h! Bonnest day! ** Right. Sorry again for speeding today. I’m due at the sound studio way too soon. Since I did the Crispin Glover Day the other day, I thought I would go ahead and resurrect and update this post about his fellow great character actor, the estimable Mary Woronov. See you tomorrow.