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SecretBeach, 22
Helsinki

I have a sexual service i offer that is very rare but widely misunderstood so i’m not gonna say it here. I’m not gonna lie, anyone who hires me for even an hour is gonna have issues. I warn everyone about this side of me before we get too far.

Dick L, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
FF No entry
S&M No entry
Dirty No entry
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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PrinceOfBareback, 21
Hamburg

My name is Prince of Bareback. I live in beautiful Hamburg. I come from a small town on the North Sea!
Many hate me, some love me ^^
Decide for yourself which side you want me to belong to!
In my opinion it is not a decision to fuck Bare, it is an attitude towards life!
I have decided, you too?
Well then, let’s get started!

Guestbook of PrinceOfBareback

buttguy – Jan 8, 2018
Just wanted to pop in here and give some props to PrinceOfBareback who’s just another reasonably cute breeding pig but his marketing skills both here in his profile and the “princely” performance he gives in person effectively enhanced the cumdumping experience into a class act and that ability deserves credit.

Orjan – Dec 28, 2017
I’d only fucked girls before so a tasty hole was interesting to try.

Dick L, Cut
Body Average
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty Yes
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 450 €

 

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amuse_yourself, 19
Paris

Words are alive when put into Action.

Recently arrived in Paris, I see how life is too expensive here! So I see I will have to give up my freedom of choice to survive 🙂

I’m always young. Bring wine.

Dick XL, Cut
Body Average
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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FrenchGuyNeedYou, 24
Paris

I INJECT YOU WITH PHARMACEUTICALS THEN MASSAGE YOU

RISK FREE: sterile medical equipment for single use

REVERSIBLE: resorption of physiological water after a few hours

WITHOUT BAD SURPRISE: injection rate control

PRIORITY AND DISCOUNT FOR WHITE TWEENS WHO SELF-HARM

Guestbook of FrenchGuyNeedYou

Rapewhore – Jan 9, 2018
He look just like Seth green .

Dick L, Cut
Body Average
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position No entry
Kissing No
FF No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No entry
Rate per hour 250 €
Overnight 450 €

 

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tanlovecocks, 19
Dallas

Ok well I’m never good with these things so I’ll start with my name

Hey I’m Gregory

Umm I’m bi and only go with men for money

Well straight but chill is probably more accurate

Hmm only been with a handful of paying men and find myself disappointed with how quick they cum

You would think I would be thrilled to get it over with so that’s strange about me

What am I into … anal intercourse in the passive role (which still surprises the hell out of me)

I don’t suck cock and no cum in my mouth but please put it on my face

I’m so sincere and committed and trustworthy and honest

Guestbook of tanlovescocks

hnnnn – Dec 31, 2017
Hiring a straight escort hoping to fuck a straight guy is like going to McDonald’s to order salad.

Dick M, Cut
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Rate per hour 100 $
Overnight 300 $

 

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noplaceidratherbe, 22
Houston

Looking for paid sessions where he is screwed and fucked

S stripped
C consent is given to become your temporary set of holes except no asking me to do criminal acts
R restrained if you like to put my holes in the forefront
E enema to clean me out to avoid “messy” mishaps
W whimpering, moaning, begging all good but silence is priceless so gag me if you prefer
E exchange of money for me
D desirous, desired, desiring

and

F fear or shyness in my eyes should not be taken seriously by you
U u rented me so use me, cock sucking, banging, gang banging, spit roasting, toys, maybe one of your friends
C cbt, tt, clamps, hot wax, flogging with prearranged generous tip. Pain purifies
K knowing its effect try some ginger, ben gay or other substance, anything designed to enhance the experience
E Experiment, explore my holes, try something new but don’t make me black and blue
D Decide at the end of 2 to 4 hours of use, I respectfully request you to pay

?I HAVE A CAR, I CAN MOVE TOWARDS YOU?

Guestbook of noplaceidratherbe

guywhopaints – Jan 3, 2017
Let me just start by saying that he’s not “slim” but not skinny either I think. In between slim and skinny I would say. Let me continue by saying he seemed like he was in a trance and speaks in a strange monotone. I would say the only downside apart from his rather zombie demeanour is that he snaps his fingers relentlessly, every five to ten seconds, and can’t seem to stop.

Dick XL, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight Ask

 

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HumanDildo, 18
Atlanta

I want to be paid to be fucked to the point of total satisfaction. But not like right now.

Dick M, Cut
Body Average
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty Yes
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight 300 $

 

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Sgt, 24
Miami

I am Sgt., At first it is a little about myself: I’m 24years old, originally from Troy,Michigan in USA,currently in khaboul,Afghanistan to serve my country USA and safe peoples life .I will be on leave in Miami 12/28-01/29 and available then.In more details I will tell to you about myself in the following mail if I am interesting to you and you wish to make our acquaintance!!!My star sign is cancer but I’m not into astrology .I have been married before and i had a son peter 3years old but he stays with my mom back home .

Guestbook of Sgt

tamira – Dec 26, 2017
step out of the ratrace, not only during hoilidays… but just step out of it forever.

Dick L, Cut
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Active
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Rate per hour 250 $
Overnight 400 $

 

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ImPrecious, 19
Long Beach

A really strong stat that grabs employer interest.

Guestbook of ImPrecious

ImPrecious (Owner) – Jan 6, 2018
I am now being “kept” by a big Hollywood movie Producer/Director (you know his name :-O ) and no longer available.

ImPrecious (Owner) – Dec 29, 2017
I’m mainly looking for guys to eat my butt while I sleep with Netflix in the background.

Dick L, Cut
Body Average
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty Yes
Rate per hour 180 $
Overnight 480 $

 

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Headcase, 20
Kuala Lumpur

I’m completely new to the whole escort scene, but I’ve always had an urge to be one. I honestly can not remember ever having had sex where I didn’t need to fantasise that my partner or boyfriend was paying me to get excited enough to be hard and cum. My favorite thing to happen during is when I’m on all fours and licking my partner’s feet, whilst having periods of facesitting (my face being the seat!) in between. Though I’ve done both of these things with partners who haven’t actually paid me, I’ve yet to do them with someone who’s really paying me. I think if someone is willing to do those two things and pay me to do them I will die of happiness.

Guestbook of Headcase

thongandgo – Jan 11, 2018
Best thing about him: very submissive
Bad thing about him: precum issues, he started leaking the second he looked at me

Dick L, Cut
Body Skim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Rate per hour Ask
Overnight Ask

 

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JoshtheOneandOnly, 19
Cardiff

Back! :3 Teen weirdo seeks paying bully.

Hi I’m Josh,

Well I’m broke again and looking for another older sadistic cunt with an overflowing wallet to give me utter hell in a safe environment.

Into (for the right price):

Torture to brutal levels
Intense suffering over prolonged periods
Brutal Abuse
Agro
Bullying and general cruelty for fun
Humiliation
Outdoors
Loads more too!!

For reasons that are obvious I can only take one sadistic client every 2 to 2 1/2 months at the least. I am currently recovering and will accept my next booking for the middle of March at soonest.

I would like to thank EVERYONE who hired me for making this year much more bearable!

Josh xx

Dick S, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Rate per hour 150 £
Overnight 300 £

 

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Jonny1010, 21
San Diego

Um well I’m have sex with any paying guy and I love dicks and I like pussy but I love dick and I’ve has sex with all my family 3 brothers 2 sisters mother father grandfather 3 uncles 1 aunt and I’m pretty when I cry so yeah come at me

?+?= ?

Guestbook of Jonny1010

Alanoth99 – Jan 1, 2018
You never know what boys have to go home to after you fuck them… please be kind.

Dick L, Cut
Body Average
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight 450 $

 

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kyle-tom, 20
Senec

Here I know what I am … I am a very good slut with a great little ass … I owe everything I am to it and it is often hungry so I feed it.

There is no precise place to make me take, I like in all places, in the woods against a tree, in a car.

My ass can be fingering, blown, sucked, rummaged through, fucked and filled without problem … My ass accept uro as donor and catcher anywhere in the room or in the bathtub … I love taking a shower with someone and getting raped.

If a reasonable conversation comes about before or after, I’m not against giving out my number. I am also searching for a lyf partner.

Guestbook of kyle-tom

kyle-tom (Owner) – Jan 11, 2018
Awww thanks Dave it was really good and i had fun :)) Nice to meet another star trek fan!

Dave – Jan 11, 2018
When I arrived he was drunk as a skunk, wobbling around, slurring his words, but that only made all of my inhibitions fly away. I made a bee-line for his beautiful ass and had my “fill” while he obliviously drank and refilled his glass … a win-win situation if there ever was one.

kyle-tom (Owner) – Jan 4, 2018
Says the guy who fucked me up, down, and sideways for four hours and had to be yelled at to stop.

King-of-Twinks – Jan 4, 2018
am i only one here who thinks kyle needs to seriously stop drinking, go to rehab, something???? the alcoholism is already running his looks and i could smell his liver through his back!!!!

kyle-tom (Owner) – Dec 31, 2017
Anytime i had a lot of fun as always 🙂

Zone999 – Dec 30, 2017
Well, where do I start ? We met for overnight, so last night was the overnight. When I arrived cocktails were already poured and waiting and that set the tone for the evening they just kept flowing. I must say sometimes when you fuck someone who is “too drunk” you feel like a terrible person but not with you Kyle,the drunkenness just made me feel like I could go on and on. I think your ass has converted me to a Trekkie haha.

kyle-tom (Owner) – Dec 13, 2017
Thanks so much Paul it was great Live long and prosper!

PaulReticulean – Dec 13, 2017
Met Jack at his place which is like a floor-to-ceiling Star Trek shrine! First impression is that he is even cuter than his photos suggest. Second impression is that he is a serious alcoholic. Third impression is Thank the Lord for that! We had a lot of drinks before moving upstairs where he gave me his gorgeous ass on a virtual silver platter and the two hours flew by. I left happy and stinking like a rose!

Dick M, Unut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty YWS only
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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BOY-OF-FIRE, 18
Manchester

Hi, escort to be here, very young, want to be taken by a predator, and get some spending money.

Ask for my address, parents away 9-7, place is free for the week sooo

Guestbook of BOY-OF-FIRE

ChicagoCubs – Jan 2, 2018
I paid attention to the “18”, not the “very young”, but he is VERY YOUNG so I restrained myself and just spanked him until he was black and blue, gave him £50.

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No entry
Rate per hour 100 £
Overnight 250 £

 

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wheres_the_closest_atm, 18
London

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:

– Are you gay?
No, I’m a horny bitch.

– Are you really already 18?
No, I’m 19.

– Is that really you in the pictures?
No, that’s my cat.

– Who makes the pictures?
Diane Arbus came back from the dead and shot them.

– What you do for a living?
Give orgasms to men who can’t get laid.

– Do you have nude pictures?
Yes, billions.

– Where do you live?
Photoshop.

– Do you like old, hairless and horny bags?
No, but they fuck me like the bitch of pigs.

– What is the worst thing about you?
My come tastes like metal.

– Do you like to party?
I tried to drink away my sorrows but they learned how to swim.

– Want to swallow my come?
No.

– Are you just in this for the money?
Yes, how did you know?

– Have you appeared in porn videos?
Yes, in IMG_6291.MOV, IMG_7101.MOV, IMG_7102.MOV, and IMG_7107.MOV.

– Without rubber?
I usually don’t but when I do I really do.

Dick L, Cut
Body Average
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Rate per hour Ask
Overnight Ask

 

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JayLee, 24
San Francisco

Sup y’all, yes, I’m straight. Sometimes I question myself doing this, but hey, I enjoy getting jacked off. I love getting jacked off for a long time. I also enjoy sniffing poppers while I’m getting jacked off. Don’t care if you’re straight, bi, gay, or whatever you want to label yourself. Message me, let’s set something up. I really am looking for a mind blowing jacking off experience. Gotta admit, there’s just something about getting jacked off.

Guestbook of JayLee

Turner – Dec 27, 2017
Jay has a well constructed body. For me, an escort’s politeness and courtesy are at the core of every great sexual meeting. His pleasantries were most satisfactory and they never got in the way of the giant load of burning cum that exploded out of him.

Dick L, Cut
Body Average
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position No entry
Kissing No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight Ask

 

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YourPaidBF, 21
Montpellier

Yoga and sex. You and me? I live in Montpellier but from time to time for a lucrative offer I mosey into Paris.
If it was as simple as wanting to get paid then fucked, I would have written it here. I prefer yoga to sex, and the latter only in very small quantities.
Who wants to do yoga with me and then briefly fool around afterwards? As for the latter, I’m on prep so I’m open to being pozzed, it’s not the fucking 80s.

Dick L, Cut
Body Average
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No entry
Rate per hour 180 €
Overnight 380 €

 

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cheesySweet_cake, 19
Zurich

I have always desired an arraigned 1950s era marriage type scenario. I recognize there are a lot of lunatical people out there so it would not be wise to just place myself out there to be taken. Since I do not have anyone to arrange for me the man I am to commit to, I offer a few proposed steps to allow the right man to find me and to marry me if he desires:

You indicate your interest and I take my profile down, and commit to talking with you and only you for 3 days via text and we get to know one another.
After 3 days, we can chat on the phone to continue to get to know one another.
When you are ready, you can summon me for a trial visit. The trial visit will have some limits to ensure I’m not devalued for other potential husbands.
After the trial visit you are free to propose marriage, accept my yes, take me to a church or city hall and bind me to you.

P.S. I’d describe my body type as ‘average’. Usually I’d put slim, but that’s caused some confusion. I don’t want to put ‘skinny’, because I don’t think I am what skinny means in this context. I might be wrong.

Guestbook of cheesySweet_cake

JohnJohn – Jan 1, 2018
Materialistic, catty, superficial, ignorant leech.

Dick L, Cut
Body Average
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Active
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Rate per hour 300 €
Overnight 600 €

 

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wanttobeyourwhore, 24
Groningen

I’m looking for a TOP, don’t ask me if I am.

Introvert, 100% bookworm and most of the time weirdo and boring.

Get in my pants by giving interesting TOPICS. I’m a boring person, don’t try to make getting in my pants boring too.

I’m not the choosy type of person and I’m not sensitive or they called understanding person.

Better make sure that you don’t expect me to be interesting before you fuck me.

Break a bone.

Guestbook of wanttobeyourwhore

Anonymous – Jan 4, 2018
He is adorable! Who cares if he interesting inside! He is not, who cares!
Yes his voice is boring drone, but the same mouth can handle deep horny fucks, wretches, gags, blows bile over everything, keeps sucking like hell and tolerates slamming Fucks and loves to be fisted ….
Plus because he’s boring you always sees him as a human rather than a fuck hole!

TheChubbybear – Dec 29, 2017
He’s no less interesting to talk with than any other escort, the only difference is he knows he’s nothing special. He just needs to stop saying he’s boring every five seconds and just be boring.

bactopur Dec 27, 2017
Hello baby,
I would like to make you this guestbook entry exactly today and surely you can imagine why exactly today and everyone else does not have to know.

First I wanted to write a lot about the great sex, your sweet young ass, its beautiful surface and content-rich hole, the hour absorbing it, its reliability, its infinite dedication to the appointment and, and, and ….. But it would all be just empty and worthless phrases.

Give me your ass as well as I give you my cock and that we could experience and enjoy them together and every single minute of our being together.

For that, I tell you again and again and from the heart THANK YOU!

I wish you continued that all your dreams come true, of course, always passionate customers and above all, something that is one of the most important things in life: Money, for the good and even more for the bad times.

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Rate per hour Ask
Overnight Ask

 

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CockslutFromEstonia, 19
Tallinn

Name: You’ll get it, once we we’ve fucked.
Age: 19.
Gender: Male. But sometimes I love to explore my feminine side. Just sometimes. And the “exploration” basically consists of wearing cute panties because my butt looks great in them.
Orientation: Romantically, I prefer women almost any time. Kissing and cuddling with them is marvellous. But physically, sexually I crave for rough fucks from men. Does it make any sense? I think it does.
Tastes: I am not fussy about age with men, oldest man I’ve been with so far was 75.
Location: Estonia aka the middle of nowhere near Latvia, Finland and Russia. We have gorgeous women tho, and we invented Skype!
Relationship: girlfriend, but I would dump her.
Hobbies: swimming, jogging, hip-hop dancing, hiking, parachute flying, reading, lewd picture posing, going to cinema (I’ve written many film reviews).
Work: write a ton of film reviews, learning visual graphics, do entertainment gigs (starred on a very popular estonian TV series from age 7 – 10)
Warning: I hope so much that no one puts his feet in my throat. So who’s reading this, know that I’m not on feet. I do not even like my own.

Dick L, Cut
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty Yes
Rate per hour 230 €
Overnight 460 €

 

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EdtheMexican, 18
Paris

Have sex with a Mexican for first time!!!!

There is a Mexican escort for the first time in your country, me Edgar Caballeros. No longer settle for second best Latino escorts from Brazil and Columbia and so on. I am tall, handsome, with a big ass, legs and a big cock of 20cm. I am much more handsome than in my photo you will not believe the difference, try me !!!!

I myself will attend to sex with that fieryness that only Mexicans can give and that you have only heard about until now. I like parties and drugs and alcohol ?. I am staying in a 5 star hotel even though I feel like I don’t belong here so that you can fuck a Mexican but feel comfortable too.

Dick L, Cut
Body Average
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight 400 €

 

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KyrosChristan, 24
Richmond

Love, which may be termed the souls madness, is no more a title by which ones constancy may be justified. Love, satisfying two persons only, the beloved and the loving, can not serve the happiness of others, and it is for the sake of the happiness of everyone, and not for an egotistical and privileged happiness, that men and women have been given to the world. All men therefore have an equal right to each other and of all men and women; therefore there is no man who, in keeping with natural law, may claim to a unique and personal right over a man or womans heart. That law will oblige them to prostitute themselves, as often and in any manner we wish, in the houses of debauchery, and which will coerce them if they balk, punish them if they shirk or dawdle, is thus one of the most equitable of laws, against which there can be no sane or rightful complaint.

I want laws permitting one to give themselves to as many men as they see fit; I would have them accorded the enjoyment of all sexes and, as in the case of men, the enjoyment of all parts of the body; and under a special clause prescribing their surrender to all who desire them, there must be subjoined another guaranteeing them a similar freedom to enjoy all they deem worth to satisfy them.

The Marquis de Sade
Philosophy in the Bedroom

Guestbook of KyrosChristan

KyrosChristian (Owner) – Dec 29, 2017
I’m looking for a permanent 24/7 relationship, that will last more then a few years. I do realize I should have looked for this years ago.

Anonymous – Dec 28, 2017
It’s him but if you hire him based on his old twink videos and aren’t perversely curious about what happened to him you will be sorely disappointed.

Courtesan – Dec 26, 2017
Kyros has profiles on just about every gay fetish and hardcore app. In most of them he has his age at 29. I participated in a gang bang with him in July and I’d say he’s more like 32. None of these photos is accurate, but the middle one is closest. His ass is hot, but I’ve never been with a more wasted, self-destructive pig.

James-Blond – Dec 13, 2017
I co-starred in a porn with Kyros 12 years ago and there’s no way in hell he’s 24 years old.

Dick L, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Rate per hour 450 $
Overnight 800 $

 

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peter-pan, 22
Frankfurt

Despite being the scum of the earth, I have big dreams. I just happen to not have resources for it.

Don’t assume that because I have low self-worth I’m gonna put too much effort into talking to you.

I think it’s important to understand that between young and old gay men, there should always be benefits shared.

I’m nothing more than just a young face and body and I’ll give you that if you give me the money I need.

Writing this down gets me sad and hard at the same time. How confusing …

Guestbook of peter-pan

fuckurslash – Jan 9, 2018
Fucked him tonight argh im still freakin horny.

Sex-with-me – Jan 5, 2018
Hey ???
Yes he’s very insecure but that’s hothotHOT ✌?
With reluctance wanking, blowjob (a and p), fucked (p), kissing then talking and drinks of wine ???????????????
Want his ass to relax? Then use your ?
Recommended ??

fromSuffolk – Jan 3, 2018
although he will do only safe sex inmuch prefer bb and have a load of seed left in a boy. i took off the condom 1/3way in secret and breeded him,buthe didn’t know. If thats not your thing its cool but please dont judge me for doing it.

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Rate per hour Ask
Overnight 500 €

 

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4BlackHoles, 18
Austin

I’m a white dude who knows what to do with black holes. Do you feel it’s a white guy’s right to use the n word? Then read on.

I’m looking to explore life as it was in the south in the early and mid-1900s. if you’re a black man who understands how things should be then this white plantation owner might be yours for a price.

I’ll admit that i’m new to this but having a runaway slave groveling at my feet and bent over for other “chores” is what this apparently dude is made for.

Dick XL, Cut
Body Average
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Top only
Kissing No
FF Active
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty Yes
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight Ask

 

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RAW-HOMO-LURE, 19
Berlin

HEY TO ALL MY DEAREST FAN´S; KLIENTS; GUEST i am back again from southern california, were I’ve been pampering my hot white clean nobles cream into the entire Hollywood celebrity, Steven Baldwin, River Phoenix, Keanu Reeves, the nephews of Gretha Garbo, the coke cunt.

Dick XXL, Cut
Body Average
Body hair Shaved
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty Yes
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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waytoonervous, 23
Hamburg

I’ve been having sex for about 7 years, though still relatively new to anything I can’t do to myself. Honest story? I’m a very random, unpredictable, and chaotic person, which tends to get me in a lot of trouble. I can be extremely hyper and off the walls or just veg out for a full day who knows. For that reason I warn you that dates lasting longer than a couple of hours are a dicey proposition. I’ll do all kinds of shit, but I am so good with sucking and getting facefucked that no one ever gets bored, they get amazed instead. So the safest bet for you would be someone who wants to get sucked and facefuck me while you watch porn. I’d greatly appreciate it.

I can speak with you in the following languages:
• English
• Deutsch
• Français
• Čeština
• Slovenčina
• Русский
• Bosanski
• Hrvatski
• Српски
• Românește (numai puţin)
• Italiano
• Español
• Polski
• Украïнська
• Украïнська
• Magyar
• Svenska
• Бьлгарски

Dick L, Cut
Body Average
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight 400 €

 

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iloveasstoomuch, 23
Barcelona

HI GUYS…THE MOST FAIMOUSE WITH SUCH A HUGE THICK DICK COMING SOON IN YOUR TOWN.
My dick is very real i got in real forme HARD DICK.
If u take me i m sure u will wanted take me again , cus u can’t forget a brunnete,brown eyes ,beautiful face and Dick.
All my costumer they know and then can feel what kind a persone I m
i m.sure i will remain in u mind even when u see me.
Looking for good,smart & funny people but also for all the other types.
Kool Savas, Eminem & Modern Talking define a small part of me.

Guestbook of iloveasstoomuch

iloveasstoomuch (Owner) – Dec 18, 2017
(Re­tiered) in­capacitate­d 100% Sev­erely inju­red in Novembbre.

Dick XL, Uncut
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Top only
Kissing Yes
FF Active
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No entry
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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Weeknights, 18
Leghorn

My name is Ernest and I’m 18yrs single never had a boyfriend and with one illegitimate kid (i know, crazy right :-O) I’ve never met, I am caring, easy-going, understanding, honest, faithful and loving, I’m very a forgiving person and i love men over 40, i am honest kind and caring and hard working. I don’t really involve myself in most outdoor activities but I’m willing to watch almost all the sports on TV if some wants me too and also i am a porn addict, chronic bator, jerking off to porn is better than having sex, is anyone else like that? 😉 and my hobbies include cooking, riding bike on Saturdays, going for walks, listening to music almost all types of music, singing, reading, surfing the internet, camping, love shopping and most of all spending good time with my family. And You????

Guestbook of weeknights

UnknownWanderer – Jan 8, 2018
hi. me???? in the real world i am a musician by profession. in my other life i completely fell for the material varnish, latex and the like bring me almost to the edge of madness, so I always wear rubber underware. in both worlds i have a massive cock like an elephant’s trunk and i urgently need asses. if that suits you, much is possible.

fetch – Jan 3, 2018
Yes, I ask you please to be my dog. To live this relationship of adoration so special, so intense, so tender between the nice dog who puts his head on the thigh of his owner to receive caresses and scratches. Resting for chores by living as a small pet who lives his life as a 4-legged little dog or plays a small circus dog doing pirouettes and thrillers, antics and juggling, to bring back the balls, catch the peanuts on the fly, to balance on a big balloon to amuse me. Will you?

Weeknights (Owner) – Jan 3, 2018
I don’t know LOL do you have any ideas?

fetch -Jan 3, 2018
What are your services?

Dick M, Cut
Body Average
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position No entry
Kissing Yes
FF No entry
S&M No entry
Dirty No entry
Rate per hour Ask
Overnight Ask

 

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KinkyScottishBoyFag, 23
Inverness

I am the only escort in Highlands!!!

I am the chepest escort in Scotland!!!

And the only one you can FIST 😉 xxx

I am the only SCAT escort in Scotland as well 🙂

I live 25 miles from Inverness but can’t drive.

So u have to pick me up and do it in the woods.

I have a mohawk now and love talking about it!!!

Dick S, Uncut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Rate per hour 100 £
Overnight 250 £

 

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SoUnhappyICouldDie, 20
Rome

I hate myself and that’s why I do this. If you’re trying to have your self esteem utterly enlarged, you’ve come to the right escort.

Guestbook of SoUnhappyICouldDie

SoUnhappyICouldDie (Owner) – Jan 4, 2018
thank you

dick_head – Jan 4, 2018
stunning ass

Bootyfett – Jan 3, 2018
Loved your ass so much

SoUnhappyICouldDie (Owner) – Jan 1, 2018
thanks

darkestfalls – Jan 1, 2018
Amazing ass.. amazing!

SoUnhappyICouldDie (Owner) – Dec 29, 2017
Die

Phildst – Dec 29, 2017
Cheer up

SoUnhappyICouldDie (Owner) – Dec 23, 2017
thank you

LittleDemon – Dec 23, 2017
world’s most delicious ass

SoUnhappyICouldDie (Owner) – Dec 14, 2017
thank you

HarvesterFallen – Dec 14, 2017
best bottom ever ever~

SoUnhappyICouldDie (Owner) – Dec 11, 2017
thx

MonAmour – Dec 11, 2017
amazing bottom

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight 400 €

 

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itsasmallworld, 22
Tilburg

maybe i will fill it later or something. I’m few years in this shit but i chose ppl in reasonably way. Whole access to me is very easy. Looking for the creative payers. I’m very desperate for money no matter the amount. Not too much older and not for a young wankers. Ready to please real payers from neighborhood. I don’t think I’m very good looking. can i finish this bio later?

Dick L, Cut
Body Average
Body hair Smooth, No beard
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Rate per hour 250 €
Overnight 500 €

 

 

p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Indeed. And, yes, awfully curious about that Sondheim mashup. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Agreed re: the paucity of Greg Tate books. Look forward to your Cupcakke piece. Everyone, Here’s Mr. Erickson: ‘Here’s my piece on Cupcakke (her album EPHORIZE is the best of the 3 new 2018 LP releases I’ve heard, for what little that’s worth) and Rapsody.’ Medium wouldn’t let me in, but hopefully it’ll open for others. You don’t think that, what with the gazillion things out there about ‘CMBYN’, general competition/fatigue might be part of the reason? I think Moby’s claim has the stink of crap on it. ** Misanthrope, Hi. Sounds like your friend read no further than some headline, which is the plague lurking behind so many opinions these days. Now that’s an interesting phobia. Admirable even in some weird way. I’ve taken melatonin nightly for years, and I’ve never upped my dosage. 2 mg. tops. Did you finish the second novel bit? Cool! I have no problem with straightforward narratives as long as writers effect them interestingly with their voices. And you will. Did you see the long response Bernard wrote to your comment, on, I think (?), Friday? ** Count Reeshard, Hi, Count. Thank you, sir. Really? ‘Serial Mom’ is my favorite of John’s films. Yes, ‘The Last Sigh’ is crazy great, no? Lovely to see and read you. Always a true pleasure. ** Cal Graves, Hi, Cal! It’s so very, very nice to see you! Thank for the late birthday wishes. I’m glad the recent posts have been pleasing you. What classes are you starting? Gosh, to really try to answer your question well would take more space than the p.s. and my p.s.-focused brain can unearth. I mean, really, in a nutshell, I think all writer problems are about confidence. Lack of confidence is very inventive in the ways it can disguise itself as something else related by circumstance or  as familiar other fears and stuff. Tell me, if you want, what the specific, in the moment obstacles are that you find in the way of forging ahead, and I’ll try to be more specific myself if I can. Lucky vibes like the world’s most unsolvable magic trick too you! ** Jeff Coleman, Hi, Jeff. Nice to see you, bud. Thank you a lot for the Mark Fisher-related links. I will read them, and I will hereby help others read them as best I can. Everyone, the excellent person and d.l. Jeff Coleman has some excellent things to share, and I’ll let him tell you about them. Jeff: ‘I’ve been meaning to link to a recent blog post by the philosopher Peter Wolfendale here, on depression and Mark Fisher, and it seems like a good a time as any today, since it’s the anniversary of Fisher’s death. Long read but worth it. He goes into depth about his woes as a sort of outsider academic, which is not a world I have familiarity with, but I imagine some here might relate. I also saw a link to this blog post about Fisher by one of the philosophy folks I follow on twitter this morning, which looks good, though I haven’t read it yet.’ Thanks, man! ** Alex rose, You’re back, so awesome! I really think you’re probably the sexy raccoon in the attic. Great news about your NYC show! Damn, I guess I’ll miss it since I won’t get to NYC until May, I don’t think, but I can’t wait to see the evidence. Wonderful! How is the work building going? Need some fairy dust? Because I’ve got a coat pocket full of it around here somewhere. Big love, me. ** Bernard, Hi, Bernard. The two dead youtube videos I had in the former version of the post were titled ‘from a talk on “The Aesthetic of the Dream in Surrealist Film,” Corcoran Gallery, DC, June 2011’ and ‘Even: As You and I (1937)’. Okey-doke re: the no-go on the golden dudes. I didn’t know Nabokov had/has a book of dreams. Okay. I’m curious. And, yes, I too got stuck on/shaken by the photo of John’s desk. Love, me. ** Kyler, Hi, K. Ha, what did your shrink think? Or I guess I mean say? ** H, Hi. Thank you! Oh, NYC is being too much, as it can be? I moved away from there twice because it became too much, the second time for good. Boston, interesting. Very good luck doing what you want and need to do for now. ** Jamie, Hi! I’m … wait, let me check … yes, perfectly okay, I think. And you? My weekend was fine enough. I got back to and into the neglected project, which is what I needed to do very badly, so that alone made the weekend a goodie. And the Rotterdam festival invited two of our film’s stars (Benjamin Sulpice (Roman), and Theo Cholbi (Tim)) to come with us to the premiere, and that was awesome. I think we’ll be able to make the trailer public quite soon, in the next week or so. Lovely about your weekend and the hot if possibly too debauched Writing Gang meet up! I think my favorite Bunuel is ‘Simon of the Desert’. Yeah, I think that one. Ha, a Bressonian day! I will do my best. May your day refurnish your surroundings into a theme park and hand you an inexhaustible QuickPass. Bubbles in an ice cube love, Dennis. ** Sypha, Yes, I saw that awesome and very happy news on Facebook, I did indeed! Major congrats to you and especially to that wise press! Everyone, Great news: The superb writer and lifelong d.l. Sypha aka James Champagne’s new novel ‘Harlem Smoke’ will be published, hopefully in 2019, by the fine and admirable press Snuggly Books! Hooray! The future is now a thousand times brighter! ** _Black_Acrylic, Thanks, man. I’m super glad you’re on the mend and feeling better. I’ll go see if Bullion – Blue Pedro addicts me. And big yay on the YnY re-up announcement! Everyone, I think some to many of you know the fantastic zine/project Yuck ‘n Yum, of which _Black_Acrylic also/better known as Ben Robinson is a founder, editor, and mastermind. And you probably know it sadly went dormant a couple of years ago. Well, it’s back, and in a more ambitious and even fitter form! To be officially launched with a big show in Seattle, USA! Please go read all about that here.’ ** Bill, My pleasure, as you know. So, how does ‘Liquid Sky’ hold up? I’m torn between imagining time has rendered it into campy garbage and wondering if the years between have only maximised what made it a thing. ‘Zombie00’ is really odd, right? The last odd thing Brad wrote before he became a seemingly full-time biographer. ** S. C. Delaney, Hi, S.C.! Welcome! Yes, the instant I saw your name I thought, Could this be the same S.C. who co-translated ‘Odd Jobs’, and you are! Such a wonderful book. Great respect to you. Thank you so very much for the links and share about Michel Vachey. I do know his work a teeny bit but mostly by reputation and word of mouth, and I’m excited to delve in. And, ideally, render a related post. Very kind of you. Obviously, please return here and confer with me or anyone else here anytime the mood strikes. Take care. ** Armando, Hi, Armando. Nice to see you, man. Thanks for the birthday wish. No, I barely noticed it, but there’s a plan for some of us to go to my favorite amusement park in the world, Efteling in southern Holland, in the next few weeks as a celebratory thing. Thanks about the Bunuel. ‘Wonder Wheel’ hasn’t opened over here yet, strangely. You take care too! ** Right. It being the 15th of the month immediately triggers a waterfall of escorts around here. See you tomorrow.

Randy Newman Old Man

 

Tobin Sprout To My Beloved Martha

 

Destroyer An Actor’s Revenge

 

Sebadoh Brand New Love

 

Pinback Talby

 

The Velvet Underground White Light/White Heat

 

Nina Simone Pirate Jenny

 

Wire Mr. Marx’s Table

 

The Quick Teacher’s Pet

 

Pink Floyd Lucifer Sam

 

Pavement Grounded

 

Cheap Trick Auf Wiedersehen

 

Captain Beefheart & the Magic Band Big Eyed Beans From Venus

 

Guided by Voices Redmen And Their Wives

 

Laura Nyro Gibsom Street

 

Sonic Youth Schizophrenia

 

Ramones I Don’t Wanna Go Down To The Basement

 

Donovan Epistle to Dippy

 

Superchunk Untied

 

Eno The True Wheel

 

Airport 5 Stifled Man Casino

 

The Shangri-Las Past, Present And Future

 

Gram Parsons $1000 Wedding

 

David Ackles Midnight Carousel

 

Buffy Sainte-Marie My Country Tis of Thy People You’re Dying

 

The Rolling Stones We Love You

 

Spacemen 3 OD Catastrophe

 

The Jesus And Mary Chain Some Candy Talking

 

The Melvins Joan of Arc

 

The Dickies Fan Mail

 

Xiu Xiu Blacks

 

Family Voyage

 

New Pornographers Use It

 

Sparks Mickey Mouse

 

The Cramps Garbage Man

 

Neil Young Tired Eyes

 

Cat Power Nude as the News

 

Swervedriver Rave Down

 

Björk Hyperballad

 

Spirit Aren’t You Glad

 

The Left Banke She May Call You Up Tonight

 

ABBA Knowing Me, Knowing You

 

Magazine The Light Pours Out of Me

 

The Flaming Lips The Spiderbite Song

 

Jefferson Airplane Two Heads

 

Bow Wow Wow Chihuahua

 

Husker Du Divide And Conquer

 

Vår Pictures of Today/Victorial

 

Wall Of Voodoo Factory

 

Fleetwood Mac The Green Manalishi

 

The Fall Smile

 

Sebadoh As the World Dies, the Eyes of God Grow Bigger

 

Roy Wood & Electric Light Orchestra Look at Me Now

 

Incredible String Band Very Cellular Song

 

Dwight Twilley Looking for the Magic

 

The Flamin’ Groovies Slow Death

 

The Groundhogs Cherry Red

 

The Kinks Susannah’s Still Alive

 

Van Dyke Parks The All Golden

 

Fugazi Rend It

 

S.O.S. Band Just Be Good to Me

 

Chic My Feet Keep Dancing

 

Serge Lama Je suis malade

 

 

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p.s. Hey. I invite you to have a virtual birthday party with me today by spinning at least some of my favorite songs and rocking out or staring melancholically into space or shaking your hips or weeping or whatever else the tunes inspire. That would be sweet. Thank you very much! ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! Yeah, I decided to make them all b&w and up the creepy factor. I’m glad it worked. In ‘real life’ they’re all very wildly candy coloured. Movers for your big stuff, small stuff for you, yeah, makes sense. That’s how I moved too. Did you manage to fend off laziness and send the SCAB emails? The festival preparations are in high gear, too high gear. We have to finish and send a bunch of stuff by tomorrow morning: poster (almost finished), a bunch of stills, other stuff, and a trailer. Zac and I spent most of yesterday making a trailer. PGL is a very trailer-unfriendly kind of film, but we made a weird, very mysterious one that we like under the circumstances but that I have a stinking suspicion our producer and sales agents will think is way, way too uncommercial, but we will see. And so my birthday will largely get eaten up by festival preparations, but birthdays are best ignored, or at least mine, ha ha. How was Wednesday? Packing, I would imagine, and … ? ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Actually, those two Disneyland attractions are dark rides, not fun houses. Fun houses are walk-through only. More like that place where ‘Lady from Shanghai’ ends up. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Ah, thanks for the corrected link. I will fully indulge. Everyone, if you like lists and/or if you’re interested in the musical workings of Mr. Steve Erickson’s mind, you can go here and find out what his 150 favorite all-time albums are. Might make a nice accompaniment to my birthday post today. Congrats on the warming over there. The last two Tim Buckley albums aren’t great. There are shadows of really good things here and there in them. But, yeah, compared to what came before. Ooh, how was ‘The Green Fog’? I’m happy because the sales agency that just signed on to ‘sell’ PGL to festivals and distributors also handles Lucretia Martel’s ‘Zama’, and they’re sending me link. That’s the film I’m the most excited to see right now, so, yeah, cool. Well, one of the many wonderful things about France is that Catherine Deneuve and the others can express an intelligent, nuanced opinion about that subject knowing it will inspire an intelligent nuanced discussion and that they won’t immediately be denounced as traitors by thought-phobic hysterics. It’s a different world over here. ** Sypha, Yes, that ‘Mr. Bean 4’, or the ‘4’ part of it, intrigued me as well, but I have yet to google around and try to find an answer. I hope for your sake that the temperatures are rocketing back up to your sweet spot. ** Jamie, Zippity-doo-dah, Speedy J. Me too. About the all embracing facades love. I didn’t google Lazarett, which I can’t believe I didn’t do, now that you mention it. Okay. Huh, Google tells me a Lazarett is a ‘Mobile Army Surgical Hospital’. So there we go. Oh my God, seriously? That’s what the hotel looked like?! That is truly amazing. I’m in love. Wow, I may have to vacation there. In the dead of some winter. When will you hear about your entry? The meeting yesterday was about PGL. As I told Dora, we’re scrambling to get a bunch of stuff ready way too quickly for the Rotterdam festival. It’s all good, but, yeah, a lot. Ha ha, I would love to have day like the one you wished me, (he said never having seen that video, but he can imagine). May your day be completely unlike the gig by the Scandinavian Mental band described in Pinback’s song ‘Talby’ (see: above). Nancy Drew and her best friend love, Dennis. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. Getting lost is one of life’s great pleasures as long as it’s not regarding a street address you’re looking for when your phone’s GPS is on the blink (which happened to me yesterday). Like the new logo! The wild period of Tim Buckley (‘Lorca’ and ‘Starsailor’ especially) is really something. I like your idea for the title of the show. How has it gone down with the others? ** Misanthrope, Hi. Well, technically, fun houses aren’t scary. Haunted house attractions aren’t fun houses, for instance. Fun houses are those carnival-centric things with mirror mazes and moving floors and … you know, like an obstacle course in a festively decorated truck trailer. Have a really nice my birthday! ** Count Reeshard, Hi, Count! Very nice to see you! What a wonderful Tim Buckley recounting. I came to Buckley with ‘Goodbye and Hello’, and it was so fascinating to hear him go gradually radical and watch his old fans dwindle away and say he’d lost his mind and new fans from the more experimental wing gradually catch on, although obviously there weren’t enough of them to buy enough records to support his record company’s support. I haven’t read ‘Dream Brother’, but I will get it. Even though I’m not so interested in his son’s stuff. My great pleasure on the post, and your comment made it way more than very worth it. Have a lovely day. ** Jeff J, Hi, Jeff. Yeah, he was an amazing artist. Still not sufficiently appreciated, I don’t think. My fave is either ‘Starsailor’ or ‘Lorca’. I do have a soft spot for ‘Goodbye and Hello’ among his earlier work where you can hear the experimenting cooking inside the folk. Oh, man, those internet issues. I feel like you get internet issues a lot, no? Am I misremembering? Condolences. Unsettling news? Shit. Yeah, later this week, weekend, etc. should be good for me. Let me know when’s good for you, and let’s figure it out. ** Kyler, Thank you, buddy! ** Right. Go back to my/our soundtrack-based partying ways, if you wish. See you tomorrow.