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longpigtx, 20
Chef wanted.
extreme skinny teen pig has zero limits: castration, branding, burning, carving, heavy damage.
teen pig has zero desire to live.
teen pig has ∞ desire to be eaten.
teen pig is ready now.

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Merkabah – Aug 21, 2018
Death is an accident
Just do what you got to to stop feeling some way

 

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AcidSkyLSD420, 19
Hey all you crazy psychonauts and fellow stoners Welcome to my psychedelic world of crazy outta this world adventures that takes you beyond the rabbit hole where the dick size does not affect weather or not if your tripping balls or not

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AcidSkyLSD420 (Owner) – Aug 23, 2018
Yeah I gain a little because making THC infused foods the high last longer and I can deep throat dicks up to 11 ” without coughing my guts up lol

DankLink – Aug 23, 2018
You lose a little, you gain a little.

AcidSkyLSD420 (Owner) – Aug 23, 2018
yes it’s a albuterol inhaler The heavy price I pay for being a stoner kinda sad The damage is already done now I have to make my pot into pot brownies so I can still take the THC in me it helps me suck dick without coughing and helps with my stress and panic attacks

CelestialCasket420 – Aug 22, 2018
Is that fuckin albuterol? Maybe I spelled that wrong.

AcidSkyLSD420 (Owner) – Aug 22, 2018
Lol always ☮

sLAUGHter – Aug 22, 2018
Can we all fuck you on cloud 420 lol

AcidSkyLSD420 (Owner) – Aug 19, 2018
Lol sorry I’m on cloud 420 right now and yes knight one hit and you will fill like you hit a power coin of being high that is haha

sLAUGHter – Aug 19, 2018
I was talking about the photo of your ass lol

AcidSkyLSD420 (Owner) – Aug 19, 2018
Haha go for it spread the green love haha

sLAUGHter – Aug 19, 2018
I’m so stealing that smokin’ picture AcidSkyLSD420

AcidSkyLSD420 (Owner) – Aug 18, 2018
Lol because it’s where I was born trust me bro if you lived closer I’d help ya out I always share the good green with awesome fuckers

LazlosDripp – Aug 18, 2018
Damn it Mann……why you gotta be in Mississippi! *shakefist* lol

AcidSkyLSD420 (Owner) – Aug 16, 2018
I got some bro I can put it in a bowl for you or roll it up in a joint with some other good mango kush I got and our bodies can rip.

LazlosDripp – Aug 16, 2018
I could go for a bowl full of kief right about now

 

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bodyparty, 18
i am a boy who need some _ _ _. i like fat guys very fat like superchubs. I want to be squashed or to find someone. if you want me, just send me a message and i will go to your home. oh yeah. i am 14 years old.

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bodyparty (Owner) – Aug 13, 2018
Plead call me I can’t writ massege

Anonymous – Aug 11, 2018
He gives good screams.

 

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Greg, 19
Greg here! I’m 19, 5’9”, and 161 lbs. Just trying to find the right Daddy for me. An ideal Daddy, in my opinion, would be burly and stocky, whichever, and have a belly gut.

In this hopefully long-term relationship, we’d have most or all of these things:

– Constant sex (I have a sex-drive WAY higher than another teenager so I jack off at least 6 times a day. I want to do stuff while I’m doing this)
– Constant Use of My Holes
– Cum (splatter and feed me and make me splatter and feed myself constantly, Daddy)
– Sharing (I really like to go to Universal Studios alone and when I’m there I always fantasise that every man there keeps stopping me and fucking me both one on one and in a huge, roiling mass)
– Humiliation (I’ve never been humiliated because I’m so fucking gorgeous, but I always crave it)

More about me:
I work as a model, but I finished college! I’m not crazy or have strong (or any) beliefs about anything. I am a VERY clean person. Honestly, I might be a little OCD since I want to clean up every drop of sweat I produce and organize literally every misplaced pubic hair of mine I see. Even when my body has a problem, which is like a 1 in a billion chance, I am very very good at analyzing and I have an eye for the smallest details about myself that could only be found with a microscope.

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Greg (Owner) – Jul 31, 2018
@Heuard It seems I like you.

Greg (Owner) – Jul 30, 2018
@Heuard Just send me a stomachpic so I’ll know if your ok or not, thx.

Heuard – Jul 30, 2018
could be into long term, but more interested in pounding and seeding you six ways from monday, grabbing a beer, etc. since let’s face it guys like you are rare as fuck.

 

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VictimBoy, 24
army ashtray balaclava baseball beatup bondage biker boxing cap choke choking cocky cons cropped duct tape ducttape edge excons ex-cons gag gagging gang gangs gangbang gob gym fights football boots footyboots ff hard hunting kickboxing knife knives motorbike motorbikes motorcycle piss rough scally shox skin skinhead smoking smokers spit squaddie thug thugs trackies violence violent

 

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SmellMyFear, 19
I am a straight boy obsessed with being forcibly molested at Starbucks. I hope you can get me down against my will.

So far thanks to this profile I have been molested 5 times and I recount them to give you inspiration.

1#： I was walking in the street at 3 am wearing dress shirt tucked in pants, a man grabbed my hands back, and used his hand to gag me. I tried to resist but he get me subdued finally. He put my hands back and cuffed me , and then used the duct tape gag me, pushed me into his car, drove me to a Starbucks. It was supposed to be open 24 hours but it wasn’t, so he raped me in his car in the parking lot.

2# : A man brought me to a mall, bought up some dress shirts, pants, and jeans for me, then we went into the Starbucks to the bathroom room and he locked the door. He pushed me against the wall, touched my cock, humiliated me..I said no but he said: you like that aha, straight boy? yes u like that! Then he raped me.

3# : A man and I met in a Starbucks, he put his hand to my crotch and I threw it away. Looks like I was insulted by a gay man. The more resistant, the more turn on for him. He continued to touched me and I went to the restroom. He followed me and locked the door of the restroom…gagged me n groped my all over by force and raped me.

4# : A man and I went to the bathroom of the starbucks, I was wearing tight jeans with dress shirt tucked in, followed me to the bathroom, pushed me into the wall against my wall, handgagged me, bothered me and raped me.

5#: I was tapped throatfucked until I puked and passed out gagged and raped wearing tight pants with dress shirt tucked in by the trashcans behind a Starbucks at 4 am.

To sum up, I like to be gagged/ molested/ bothered/ raped by FORCE in a Starbucks!!!

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Changement_radical – Aug 2, 2018
Correct me if I’m wrong but I swear I see a vagina in your fourth photo.

 

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Isthisnametaken, 21
I need a grandfather.

 

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KidnapMe, 19
Just Quit Thinking About It And Kidnap Me Already!

You know you want to. I’m in a work uniform complete with nametag. I’m ripe for it. All I need is for you to package me for transport. What happens upon that decision is up to you. But take it into consideration delivering me to another captor instead then driving away and assuming the worst. I practice rhythmic gymnastics that has saved me from fattening. I live in the Hawaiin Islands but ultimately hope to be the hostage of a man from Palm Springs area. So go ahead and do it already. If only to shut me up lol.

I know I look really young but I’m not I’m just boy-faced.

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KidnapMe (Owner) – Aug 20, 2018
Only looking for men that are fucked up as this is what turns me on, no less, sorry.

crazylove123 – Aug 19, 2018
I live in Palm Springs. I really love the way you look. I would love to recreate my life around you. I am an active, handsome, fit, and cheerful man in my early 40s. I’m wealthy. I would love to share my wealth with you and make you happy. I am a sentimental person. I can laugh and cry with the characters of a book or movie. You would enjoy our life, take pleasure in every moment and in small things. Be mine?

 

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FucktheSmurfs, 18
Playing video games while I suck on your toes will make your dreams come true

 

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mylifeisdark, 20
I’m 5’5. 121lbs, 27 waist. Shoe is 8.

Want cage up good and never seen again. Sex and torture is fine but never part of the world – totally nonexistent – hooded and locked away.

YOU HAVE TO BE INTO CASTRATION. My balls must be removed before I agree. I’m a very bad boy. You make me not like me thus caged and castrated – whipped hard.

I’m also insist on having my teeth pulled out.

**I was on here for a bit before but I kind of freaked out and deleted everything.

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MasterTTTler – Jul 16, 2018
it is such a great lover!

MasterTTTler – July 14, 2018
thru means at my disposal he is now transformed into a nonhuman object n no point in contacting it it does not understand any more

mylifeisdark (Owner) – Jul 12, 2018
no idea where I am but trying to figure out who the people around me are . they didn’t confiscate my phone which seems weird

 

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RussianPartyBitch, 18
only offering a really totally free ass. well we all agree sex is great and bah me I want it.. are the headlines that came up to my mind.

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MAGICMATT – Aug 22, 2018
You know you’re not the first but do it anyway.

recsorangcounte – Aug 14, 2018
I fucked him like there was no tomorrow. So unlike me. I hate it when I feel like I’m not me. I honestly don’t even know why.

 

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Iwanttoloveyou, 18
I would like to make a profile of my friends, I love them because I love my password and messages and messages.

I am sorry to say that I am going to have a lovely movie and have a look at it. I am sorry to say that.

My face is the front of a shop.

Sex is a soup, and I am a fork.

HELLO STALKER!

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Iwanttoloveyou (Owner) – Aug 5, 2018
If you have a car that has an active shoestring or a car and is over 27 years old.

Minhyukkie – Aug 4, 2018
Can i just kiss u?

 

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MyMisstressToldMeToSo, 21
I am a petite thin Asian. I’m “straight”, but my mistress knows better than that, so she is forcing me look for muscular kinky daddies to co-top me on a regular basis. My mistress is a white BBW domme who is nurturing yet nasty as fuck.

My mistress wants me to be fisted, I’m scared because I’ve never even had a finger in it, but she wants a mans fist to be the first thing ever inside me, and I want to make her happy.

You must like women enough to be willing to top me while one of them is standing there.

 

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WestMidlandsSlaveService, 18
Friendly slave service in the West Midlands.

We have boys all aged 18 for pay-per-use slavery. Our prices are cheap and start at £10 per hour, going up depending on what you want to do.

We have very cheap prices as the majority of our slaves are Chinese/Pinoy and speak bad english. This means that we only do outcalls. You would have to pick the slave up from their location.

All clients are very welcome. We cater to any age, any race, any body size and any age. Our slaves love old creepy pervs and are able to do anything you wish for.

We cater to every fetish, including, but not limited to:

BDSM
Master/Slave
Pup play
Wrestling
Feet worship
Whipping
Sex in Public
Public humiliation

To book a slave text 07878302944 or message us on Kik.

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Anonymous – Aug 17, 2018
A poor person has no friends.

 

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DECIBELS, 22
~EXPERIENCED!????? NEED SOMEONE FOR ???
~VERY OPEN MINDED WITH FETISHES! ??
~VERY INTROVERT/SHY! ???
~I ENJOY SHARING & DISCUSSING FETISHES! ???????
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~ WANT TO MAKE FRIENDS ON HERE! ? THROUGH FETISHES THAT I LIKE! ???
~ WANT TO GAIN CONFIDENCE IN MYSELF AND EXPLORE AND EXPERIENCE VARIOUS FETISHES WITH SOMEBODY WHO IS OPEN MINDED!?
~ I REALLY ENJOY FETISHES BUT!!!! I WOULD LOVE IT IF I CAN SHARE MY PASSION WITH SOMEBODY! ???????????
~ I’M QUITE EXPERIENCED WHEN IT COMES TO FETISHES BUT I WANT TO GAIN MORE IN CONFIDENCE AND WOULD LIKE TO SHARE MY EXPERIENCES WITH SOMEBODY ELSE! ?
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~ I WOULD CONSIDER MEETING SOMEONE WHO IS PASSIONATE ABOUT FETISHES, ?? WITHIN REASONABLE DISTANCE TO WHERE I LIVE!????
~ I WILL SHOW AN ASS PIC, IF YOU ASK! ?
~ BECAUSE I AM EXPERIENCED WITH FETISHES I WANT TO GAIN MORE IN CONFIDENCE, ??????????????⚡??, BUT!!!!! I WOULD LOVE (?) TO SHARE MY EXPERIENCES WITH SOMEBODY ELSE! ????????????
I AM INTROVERTED AND VERY SHY! ??? BUT!!! I’M A HORNY GUY WHO LOVES FETISHES AND THEY BRING THE BEST OF ME! ?????????????????
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~I’M AN OPEN BOOK ??? WHEN IT COMES TO FETISHES!
~ I REALLY ENJOY DISCUSSIONS WITH OTHERS ABOUT THEIR FETISHES! ????
~ I REALLY LIKE PUSHING MYSELF AS WELL IN TERMS OF SETTING PERSONAL CHALLENGES! ???????
~ I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A TUMBLR BLOG WHERE I POST PICS/VIDS OF ME. ??????????
IF YOUR CURIOUS AND WANT TO ASK ME A QUESTION I WILL ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS!

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harsh_master – Aug 13, 2018
He is mine now He bottoms me so hard I will not let him leave when he wants to for a long periodisation of time

Hobbyest-Beginner – Jul 26, 2018
He’s not in to long sessions, he is a smoker and 2 1/2 hours would be as long as he can stay in restraints before needing a smoke, unless he’s asleep.

 

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SexAmbulance, 19
Sex ambulance. Sexual Services take you where you need to go on demand. Tonight or tonight adjacent. High-speed.

 

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onlygodcantouchme22, 22
I have never had a partner before, sexual or romantic, so relationships still seem a little intimidating, but I am trying to experience it with an open mind. I have had romantic attraction towards men and women in the past, but struggle to see either gender in a sexual manner. Given this situation I think enslavement to an evil smooth twink who doesn’t care if I am into it or not might be the way to go.

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blehCAKE – Aug 18, 2018
im watching u Say hi and see if i’d reply~ Cold person? I’d buy it xD thank u for reading my poem

 

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Ex-slave, 23
It can happen to all of us to experience hard times to overcome, to feel sad or anxious. The help of the dominant sometimes is not enough to get us out of a situation of suffering or difficulty of a psychological nature. As an ex-slave now studying psychology, I know how this support can help to understand, make choices, heal.

When one remains stuck in the repetition of the same patterns, in the inhibition or in the feeling of incapacity, the psychotherapy can revive the psychic dynamics. Psychotherapy brings a liberating awareness, helps to overcome anxieties, blockages and undo the false self-representations that prevent self-fulfillment. Different approaches and therapeutic techniques may be appropriate depending on the problem.

In a benevolent and warm therapeutic bond, I accompany you in understanding your difficulty, what drives you, your emotions. I support you in developing your own way of changing your situation by building on your strengths. I offer you a listening space and psychological support adapted to your needs.

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dferr – Jul 4, 2018
I could totally dom you, you pathetic loser.

 

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Clem4You, 18
Height 174cm Weight 63kg Being made available in Romania and Bulgaria until mid September.

 

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hyperballad, 18
Hi I’ve just found out about this site.

I have been with abusive boyfriends before and I loved it and I need more.

I’m looking for an adorable asshole to own the shit outta me pretty much?

I’m hot. Idk if the pictures show that though.

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hyperballad (Owner) – Aug 1, 2018
You sound perfect! I’ll IM you my phone# now!

Devilman – Aug 1, 2018
To make a long story short, according to my therapist, I sexually molested a younger boy when I was the ages of 13 to 16. I disagree. I was young and just going through puberty. At first I gave him access to (gay) porn. This lead to him asking questions and me making him feel comfortable with his body. I made his being nude around me seem natural and he was soon encouraging me to jack him off and put items into his ass. This lead to him sucking my cock, swallowing my cum and me fucking him, almost daily, until my parents found out.

After one year of therapy, during which I was told my sexual feelings and desires had been warped by pornography, I was told I should start dating and interacting sexually with people again. I had several relationships with girls, most not very long. A lot would run after I told them my past. Those that didn’t I found myself thinking more about my past than being with them. I felt like I understood boys better than girls.

After many failed grinder meetings with other boys, I found one that seemed to be in a similar place. He was younger, dating (a girl) but want to experiment with being a submissive gay. It started slow and mild but when I let my barriers down my pent up top side came out in a crazy and destructive way. Abusing him felt so completely natural to me and, happily, to him. This lasted for about a year, until his girlfriend followed him to a hotel where we were staying, and I returned to therapy to try and sort myself out.

I’m now convinced that I’m really 100% abusive and the only chance I have for a meaningful and lasting life is to find someone who understands this and wants an lopsided relationship, and I would love it to be you.

 

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HalfaSlave, 18
I live with my family, but I’m near the metro and visiting colleges this year so if you have a good college near you maybe suggest it and meet up somewhere near it.

As a Master:
I love to be blown and rimmed by a dirty fucking faggot. Some older, white collar bitch that is in control in the boardroom but drops to his knees when I order him to.

As a slave:
Being bound, helpless, and getting put out in a blood choke turns me on. (“Blood chokes are a form of strangulation that compress one or both carotid arteries and/or the jugular veins without compressing the airway, hence causing cerebral ischemia and a temporary hypoxic condition in the brain. It leads to unconsciousness in a matter of seconds and require little physical strength”.)

I am doing this to control my huge ego and earn some karmic brownie points in that order.

 

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whathavewehere, 21
I’m a young boy who likes to have fun and I was told that serving a master with no limits is fun and I’m looking for something fun to do.

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NumberYou – Aug 15, 2018
He is now a slammer and a heavy druggie.

NumberYou – Aug 7, 2018
I have brainwashed and taken control of him.

 

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KickToCastrate, 22
I am from Japan, currently living and working in Cebu, Philippines. I am a nurse and I work here as a volunteer with the International Red Cross, improving the lives of Filipinos here.

I am looking for people/group who’d kick me in the balls with hard shoes on. Any master want to kick a young man’s balls until, ahem, he can’t have kids anymore?

Break my nuts with the toecap of your shoes? Let’s meet. Sadists are amazing!

 

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SoonNoVirgin, 19
I love Mexican food, punk rock, and The Office. I’m a student who lives with very overprotective parents. I’m looking to make friends with a man with a big cock. I would like to meet him on one of the rare occasions I can leave my house alone.

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Thefinalchord – Jul 27, 2018
“Sex that will stand the test of time.”

leather1012 – Jul 25, 2018
his cock is tiny and pathetic but i cant stop thinking about it

blowdaddy – Jul 20, 2018
He is very slightly overweight for his height.

 

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I’maslavefag4u, 19
I’m into anything you are, yes you the evil fucking monster reading this

 

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Foryouorother, 20
I am looking for a Taiwanese guy to worship and love on a regular basis. Give yourself my worship! You’ve worked hard for love and you deserve it!

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mrpsychorainbow – Aug 15, 2018
I don’t trust people who don’t love themselves and tell me, ‘I love you.’ … There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt

 

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Politico, 18
We marry? I like older, preferably black but it does not matter unless they are white or Asian. We marry? I like older men.

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JuanCOR – Jul 29, 2018
Yes a truly horrible boy.

Politico (Owner) – Jul 23, 2018
We got married? -We married? My other profile was hacked. My new profile is this one.

Anonymous – Jul 6, 2018
That is my finger in that one of his fotos He is the cutest boy in Bogota but he is a liar and sick in his head

 

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hanselhotassbigdick, 20
Hello. I’m at uni currently and will be finishing my final year in June of next year. I’m not out. Please be between 22-40, include enthusiasm and intellect in your message, and also remember that I’m a slot machine for pleasure, not a human.

I am totally into being reduced to a writhing mess of desperation, that’s exciting enough, but through years of introspection what really excites me is becoming a drone, a controllable body machine whose only human aspect is a sex organ pussy. Walking, pissing, sitting down, eating and sleeping only with the purpose of keeping my pussy alive.

I’d want a man who would “mould” me in to his pussy toting drone, rewrite my mind into a chip containing machine operational code and use the last serving human outpost of my hole to sink me into that all-consuming headspace because that’s the “best thing for me”. Ugh the ecstasy!

 

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olivertwisted, 19
I don’t consider myself as an emø but i do listen to emø music and act edgy i write poems and i like to cut myself with a pocket knife. I have adhd but i sometimes feel like it’s aspergers I put myself down and i sometimes feel sad for no reason but i don’t think i have depression i am also a very anti social person who doesnt go outside any ways this is my offer rawr XD :p

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olivertwisted (Owner) – Aug 11, 2018
Thanks.

AdamW – Aug 11, 2018
You were very talented, I’m sorry the actor thing didn’t pan out for you.

olivertwisted (Owner) – Aug 11, 2018
Yeah.

AdamW – Aug 10, 2018
Long shot question … were you a child actor in a popular Nickelodeon series?

olivertwisted (Owner) – Aug 2, 2018
Yeah, so.

Salmansex – Jul 31, 2018
When you are happy you enjoy the “music”, but “when you are sad, you understand the lyrics”.

 

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Lowkeyguy, 22
Want to meet someone to suck the life out of me then go home ? Want to have a really bad day

 

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YourFavorite, 19
I’m Wesley. I’m an artist, a dreamer, a boy who’s into magic and potions and Disney. I’m a bunny, I’m cuddly, sweet, and I love Carrot Cake.

Yes, I am seeking an Alpha Puppy. He must spoil me with love and affection. I want to be a Pup’s whittle bunny.

I love puppies, just I don’t know. I just think with my great cuteness that I should be a bunny.

 

 

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p.s. Hey. Artforum has published a nice piece about PERMANENT GREEN LIGHT that includes a short video interview with me, if you’re interested. It’s here. ** Amphibiouspeter, Hi, Ap. It was a mix of original lunchboxes from the lunchbox ubiquitous days and more recent ones from these days where lunchboxes are basically produced as collectibles. Understood about the US not being a high priority travel destination. Chicago’s nice. I’ve never been to Nashville, but it’s alluring as long as it’s not during the steamy summer. And of course Oregon is way pretty. I’ve never been much of a fan of London. There’s just something about it that makes me uncomfortable, I’m not sure what. But the culture there is obviously great and all of that. Make the best of it. I bet you do. Happy Friday to you. ** David Ehrenstein, Ha ha. ** Tosh Berman, Hi, T. Yeah, when I was a young thing, I had, mm, a ‘Man from U.N.C.L.E’ lunchbox like you, and I know I had ‘F Troop’ and ‘My Mother the Car’ lunchboxes. Maybe others I can’t remember. Since then I bought two just for fun or something — an ‘E.T.’ lunchbox and that ‘Weezer’ one that was in the post. I think they’re in my LA pad somewhere rusting. They still make lunchboxes, but they’re basically made as collectibles in ltd. editions. I guess there’s always a chance that they could a popular, vinyl-like comeback. ** Bill, I hope all the fires are put out now. I’ve never seen a French kid carrying a lunchbox, no. Nor have I ever seen one on sale in a store. So probably not. I think they’re a little too dorky for French kids, who tend to be kind of suave even at tender ages. ** Sypha, Makes sense you had a slew of lunchboxes. Me too. Yeah, I’m pretty sold on getting Shenmue now. At a glance, it reminds me of the computer games from the great, sadly defunct computer game company Cyberflix, best known for the games ‘Dust’ and ‘Titanic’. I was obsessed with their games back when. So, yeah, I’m going to score that and hope it doesn’t destroy my discipline. ** Steve Erickson, I think my favorite ABBA covers are Portishead’s ‘S.O.S.’ and Elvis Costello & the Attractions did a demo of ‘Knowing Me, Knowing You’ that never got officially released and is pretty great. I’ll take an audio peek at the Armand Hammer, thanks. ** Nik, Hi, man. Damn, I keep forgetting to break my old habit and check for comments on previous days’ posts. Really glad you liked the VanDerBeek show and the lunchbox totem pole. More sorriness at my slowness writing to you about your piece. I underestimated my work load. I will, though, thank you. You’ve arrived at Bard in one pristine piece! Being in the middle of the woods always sounds so dreamy when you’re not actually in the middle of the woods. No, I don’t think I know Mary Caponegro’s work, but you’ve made it sound (Gary Lutz!) like an absolute must-read, so I’m going to hunt something of hers down today. Sounds like a potentially really great class. As does the New York School class, of course, me being a major worshipper of those poets, but, yeah, go for the fiction angle, that’s very sensible. Wow, yeah, things sound very promising on your end. When do classes start? Are you living in a dorm? Sweet day! ** _Black_Acrylic, Really happy you liked the Dumont. Great! You have an awesome mom to ward you off taking a job in favor of your time and creativity. Moms like that are the veritable needle in the haystack maybe. ** Corey Heiferman, Hi, Corey! Well, of course I was hoping that you, of all people, would think the post was okay. Really happy to hear your US trip wound up registering on the fruitful end of the scale. Enjoy your last days there, and, if possible, tell the skies to get a whole lot less hot by Tuesday if you have a way to do that. Safe trip home! ** Shane Christmass, Hey, Shane. Oh, it did make the cut! Thanks a bunch. Yes, in fact, hold on … I just sent you my address. Have a swell day! ** Right. Today is your monthly slaves-inflected reminder to pay your rent tomorrow. And I’ll see you on pay day.

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NOW: An interesting new coaster called the Adventure of Phoenix has opened at the indoor Wanda park in Nanning, China. Looking at the photos, the coaster track and train style kind of look similar to what Premier Rides built for Universal’s Revenge of the Mummy coasters, though this could be a knock-off design from a Chinese manufacture.

 

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NOW: What is being described as the first “waterproof” VR attraction has opened in France at O’Gliss Park. They call it Run the River and it is an outdoor attraction where guests put on VR headseat and have a seat inside what looks like a large inflatable raft. The raft is sitting on top of a motion base however and loaded with a variety of special physical effects gags like wind and water squinters. Run the River features two such boats, each able to hold 20 riders at once.

 

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FUTURE: New plans have been released for a $400 million dollar Jewish theme park on the theme of Jewish history and learning. Park Pla-im, or the Park of Wonders, which will be located in Israel’s Negev desert, has been designed by two rabbis – Rabbi Yosef Zvi Ramon, from the West Bank settlement of Alon Shvut, and Rabbi Eli Targine.It will feature rides including one called The People of the Book Rollercoaster, built around a giant edifice in the shape of leather-bound books, and The Shabbat Attraction, a water ride which promises to “let the visitor experience the contrast between the craziness of modern life and the tranquillity of Shabbat”.

 

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2020: Evergrande Fairytale World in China will be the world’s first all indoor, all weather, all seasons large scale theme park featuring 33 cutting edge attractions from the world’s top suppliers. Attractions will include immersive multimedia, cutting edge theatres and high quality experiences. With a target visitor age group of 2 to 15 year olds, the themes will be inspired by fairytales and myths from Chinese culture and the rest of the world. At the entrance the park will have a fairytale castle as the main gate, housing ticketing, customer service, security, operations and other supporting functions. Upon entering the park, visitors will have a choice to either take a tram around the park, or explore on foot by either walking through interconnected corridors or outside the central landscaped area.

 

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NOW: Liseberg in Gothenburg, Sweden finally opened their new coaster Valkyria Dive Machine on August 7th. It is the largest and longest Dive Coaster in Europe.

 

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IMMINENT: The French-themed rollercoaster at Europa Park is currently undergoing extensive structural changes. In August, visitors will have the chance to admire the true-to-life replica of the Moulin Rouge from the Belle Époque. Guests can stroll through a waiting area full of the intricate Parisian decorations of the Moulin Rouge theatre, before embarking on the carriages of the Eurosat CanCan coaster for a nights journey through the City of Light. The genuine true-to-life replica at Europa-Park honors the tradition of the Moulin Rouge, a landmark of Parisian nightlife that has shone on the hill of Montmartre since the 19th century. The rails and trains are being completely renewed and all of the technology and thematisation will undergo extensive refurbishment. The entire facade will also be given a new look that will showcase to visitors the rich culture and history of France.

 

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DEAD: ‘Last year we wrote about how a former Disney Imagineer, Bob Baranick, who had moved to North Carolina was working on a plan to build his own little theme park to be called Whirligig Woods. Unfortunately, the latest update to the story confirms that Bob’s dream has come to a halt. Due to the lack of investors, his plan to build Whirligig Woods will no longer happen. Bob reports that he will still hang on to the 21 acres of property he purchased for the project and allow the trees to continue to grow there.’ — Screamscape

 

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2019: Linnanmäki Amusement Park, in Helsinki, Finland, announces their biggest roller coaster project ever: Taiga is Getting Ready to Launch! This new ride will have a top hat height at 52 meters, Finland’s longest track length of 1104 meters and a furious maximum speed of 106 km per hour. In addition, this new coaster will have two launches and four inversions.

 

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UPDATE: There is currently a huge an approximately 10 foot tall construction wall in the park blocking any chance of a view into the future Super Nintendo World site from within Universal Studios Japan, but the rumors are already starting to swirl that the way they are building the new land, Super Nintendo World will actually be built as a two-level theme park land.

 

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2019: Phantasialand is building on a new theme zone named Rookburgh. And in that zone, a new roller coaster will arise. The German park has announced it will be the world’s longest flying coaster and the world’s first launched flying coaster. Those facts in combination with the high level of theming we’re used from Phantasialand makes F.L.Y. (the name of the project) one of the most anticipated new projects.

 

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2019: Dollywood has announced the details of their huge Wildwood Grove expansion for the 2019 season. The expansion is said to be the park’s largest capital investment in the 32-year history of Dollywood. Guests will enter Wildwood Grove by traveling through the hollow center of a giant fallen tree and enter into a new wilderness themed wonderland powered by imagination, full of attractions for the whole family. The new attractions will include: The Dragonflier, a new family sized inverted roller coaster that will dart along the landscape, past gushing geysers and more. Black Bear Trail – Climb onto the back of a black bear and go for a ride through the forest. Sycamore Swing – Swing back and forth on board a giant “leaf boat”. Treetop Tower – Riders sitting in giant acorns will spin around as they rise up in the air, before gently lowering back down to the earth at the end. The Mad Mockingbird – A Flying Scooters ride themed to the Tennessee state bird, where riders control the action by moving a large sail back and forth. Frogs & Fireflies – A kid sized round-about style ride, where they sit inside giant frogs that hop as they go around in a circle. Hidden Hollow – The giant indoor play structure featuring climbing areas, slides, games and areas to explore. Wildwood Creek – A run little pop-jet / splashing pool area outside for kids to play in.

 

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2021: Huge news came from the Disneyland Paris Resort on Tuesday as Bob Iger announced a TWO BILLION EURO multi-year expansion plan was being put into effect for the French resort that would heavily see a major expansion and renovation made to the Walt Disney Studios Paris theme park. The expanded Studios park will have three new themed areas added for: Marvel, Pandora and Star Wars, along with the addition of a huge lake at the back of the park. This mega-expansion will “roll out in phases beginning in 2021.

 

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NOW: Energylandia in Poland has shared a couple of new videos showing off on and off-ride footage of their new (opened July 18) Hyperion mega coaster making test runs, and it looks to be a very fast (88 mph) coaster experience from Intamin featuring trains that seat riders 4-across.

 

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2020: A new indoor theme park with a Nickelodeon theme will open in China in 2020 at The Mall of China. The park will have 29 attractions including the “world’s highest and fastest indoor roller coaster” and Asia’s first tilting drop-tower attraction.

 

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2020: ‘This what I think the new B&M Flyer coaster that’s gonna open at Cedar Point in 2020 is gonna look like.’ — CoasterGamer ‘Make shere u don’t screen in people ears’ — Mighty Force ‘ok sorry’ — CoasterGamer

 

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2021: A new theme park will be open in South Korea by mid 2021 to be called Lotte’s Magic Forest. The first phase of the new park will feature over a dozen rides and attractions, along with two signature roller coasters.

 

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NOW: The new Niagara Speedway elevated go-kart track attraction is now open on the Canadian side of the falls as part of the “overhauled” Clifton Hill attractions area.

 

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FUTURE: Dali Spiritual Park will offer a novel way to initiate a personal exploration of Buddhism outside of books and schools. Inspired by Buddhist traditions, the Spiritual Park will feature along the serpentine mosaic pathway numerous cultural and spiritual attractions. To name a few: a Zen Resort at the foothill of the mountain harmonizes vast landscapes of plants, water elements, stone sculptures, and poetry pavilions. It is envisioned as an ideal place for serene walking meditations and a spiritual climb through stylized elements of Buddhist, Confucian, and Taoist gardens and plazas. As the last point of the personal Buddhism discovery, the Spiritual Pavilion on the top of the hill will offer a tranquil place to admire the magnificent vistas and a quiet retreat for meditation or relaxation.

 

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DEAD: Jurassic Park – The Ride at Universal Studios Hollywood will become extinct on Sept. 3. When Jurassic Park – The Ride opened in 1996, fans were amazed by the size of the robotic dinosaurs, especially the immense T-rex that burst from the ceiling just before the water ride’s climactic drop. Over the decades, the robotic technology became the attraction’s most obvious dinosaur. The creatures’ stiff movements were no better than what you’d see in temporary installations at fairs or in museums.

 

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2019: Djurs Sommerland in Denmark has announced that they will open Tigeren in 2019, a nearly 150 foot tall spinning pendulum ride (Intamin Gyro Swing) that will swing riders up to 120º in each direction.

 

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2019: An elaborate Immersive Tunnel installation from Simworx will be one of the key attractions at the new Amikoo Theme Park opening later this year in Mexico. Located on the sprawling Riviera Maya between Cancun and Playa del Carmen, the resort style development will cover an area of almost 120 hectares. Simworx’s Piratas de Bacalar attraction will be based, as the name suggests, on the history of local pirates. The attraction will feature a new version of the UK media attractions specialist’s Immersive Tunnel. A real water basin around the galleon will help to simulate a journey on the sea while special effects such as wind and water spray will add further to the experience. Amikoo has also opted for a hybrid-type, 7m high screen. The whole system will offer a 4K audio visual solution. Pirates de Bacalar will be a standalone attraction within the resort and will be a 50-minute experience in total, with a series of pre-shows leading up to the main ride element.

 

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2020: A clone of the Ratatouille Attraction from Disney Studios Paris is under construction at Epcot’s France Pavilion. Concept art for the attraction reveals the name as Kitchen Calamity. The show building for the attraction will be placed between the existing Morocco and France Pavilion. The entrance for the attraction will be on the International Gateway side of the France Pavilion with a path to the attraction entrance that will be behind the existing Impressions de France pavilion. The ride will use the trackless/LPS (Location Position System) ride system and the expected opening date is Summer 2020.

 

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NOW: ‘I take a seat in the 12-car train and await my fate, having just been told by a booming voice that we are about to be sacrificed to the spirit of the Wicker Man that rules the land. The concept of the Wicker Man coaster at Alton Towers has no relation to the film, in case you were wondering, so although spooky folk music is pumping through the speakers while you wait, no one is doing a naked dance. Moments later, I’m flying down the track, the train clattering along, twisting, turning and plunging, then diving through the flaming Wicker Man effigy, which has a face on one side and a ram’s head on the other. While the rush doesn’t compare with that of a high-G-force, cheek-quivering thrill ride, there’s an intensity that comes from hurtling around a track that looks like a delicately arranged pile of matchsticks.’

 

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NEVER: Before he was a Disney Legend, Tony Baxter was a Disney fan. He was just a teen when he landed a job at Disneyland selling ice cream, and later, when he needed a senior project in college, he decided to submit a ride concept for one of his favorite Disney movies: 1964 film Mary Poppins. The result was a ride-through attraction he called Jolly Holiday. To start, guests would board horses on mini-carousels reminiscent of the scene inside the chalk drawing. As the ride got underway, the horses would “jump” from the carousel into the rest of the chalk picture, out into the countryside and through the fox hunt. This would all be accomplished by a revolving theater mechanism, similar to the Carousel of Progress. After meeting the famous penguin waiters, a toe-tapping, supercalifragilistic sing-a-long would ensue. Then, a flash of lightning would signal a rainstorm that would “wash” guests out of the painting.

 

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2019: A new roller coaster is coming to Canada’s Wonderland theme park in Vaughan, Ontario. The Yukon Striker is set to be the fastest, longest, and tallest dive roller coaster in the world. Passengers on the ride will hang over a 90-degree, 245-foot drop for about three seconds before suddenly diving, seemingly endlessly, into an underground tunnel. The ride is 245 feet tall and 3,625 feet long, with a massive 360-degree loop and speeds up to 80 mph.

 

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NOW: Time Traveler, the World’s Fastest, Steepest and Tallest Complete-Circuit Spinning Roller Coaster, is now open at Silver Dollar City in Branson, Missouri.

 

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IMMINENT: The 20th Century Fox World Malaysia is slated to open by the end of 2018, and it’s expected to be one of the most exciting theme parks in Malaysia. Replacing the Genting Highlands Outdoor Theme Park, you can expect 25 thrilling rides and attractions inspired by Hollywood blockbusters such as Planet of the Apes, A Night at the Museum, Titanic, and Ice Age. This will be the first 20th Century Fox World theme park in the world.

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. I like all three. ** Wolf, Wolf! Wolfie! I was just going to write to you to tell you about the ‘PGL’ event at Cabinet and try to sweet-talk you into coming. But you’re coming! Awesome! I’m very happy! You’re super kind to offer lodgings. The folks who are bringing us over have gotten us an Air BnB near the gallery, so in Vauxhall, I guess, wherever that is. They’re kind of zooming us in and out of London — as part of the deal, I’m reading at an Artaud-revering event on Saturday too — but maybe we can hang on Sunday if nothing else before Z & I hit the Eurostar or something? Your post-move state sounds very fun, yes. I love that part. And you expanded, which is, like, not just icing on the cake but kind of the cake too. That’s all so rockin’. And we can discuss further with our faces in each other’s faces’ way! Life is good! Me, I’m busy working on projects, as always, and so digging fall’s new destruction of miserable summer. And you, other than the immediate context revising? So great to see you! Love, me. ** Ferdinand, Hi, man. Oh, yeah, The Associates are fantastic, no? Nice discovery. Sweetness about the birth of Striptease! I can’t with to feast visually on it. Everyone, Fine and excellent fella Ferdinand has made a little preview to introduce ‘Striptease’, his new literary zine thats in the making. And, get this, if anyone simply sends him/them their P. O box, they’ll get a copy of the zine in the mail! I’m gonna go give him/them my postal info right now. Join me. Like this. Congrats! ** Shane Christmass, Well, having traveled to Antarctica, I think that place might have you beat, but yes.  Shit, yeah, I’ll scoot back to your C&W comment as soon as I get through this. Thanks! ** Chris dankland, Hi, Chris! Oh, cool, a Barth reader. I really just feel like his work has become Chernobyl or something, which is unfortunate. Mm, all I know from what I’ve been told is that what makes someone a good hypnotism subject is trust. The guy who used hypnotise me for fun and the entertainment of our friends was my best friend of the time, so that probably made a huge difference. Well, in terms of the weird scenarios, in addition to getting pretty rid of my self-consciousness, I remember feeling like my sense of humour and irony were mostly erased, so that probably helps. Luckily my hypnotist friend wasn’t into embarrassing me, so he didn’t make me do stupid things. It was more like … he read me an extremely long series of numbers just once, and, later, when I was un-hypnotized, he asked me to tell him the numbers, and I rattled off the entire huge list of numbers in perfect order. Or, like, he told hypnotised me that when I next heard a certain album I knew, I would believe it was a different album. And I did. Stuff like that. He did have me lie stiff between two chairs and jumped on me and a few things like that. Yeah, as you said, you can’t make a hypnotised person do something they don’t want to normally do. But, if, say, one was secretly nursing fantasies of being a sex slave and was secretly attracted to someone, and the hypnotist told you to be that attractive person’s sex slave, you would probably do it with no problem. When I was hypnotised and told to do something I didn’t want to do, I just said, No, very calmly. It didn’t un-hypnotise me. Happy to answer the questions, but yeah, don’t let any reality that I’m feeding you fuck with your fictional premise. You take care too, and have a big day! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Oh, I didn’t know Eve Fowler made work like that. How odd. I only know her photographs and stuff. Yeah, that doesn’t look very exciting at all. Hm. ** Misanthrope, My parents’ library was like that too. Lots of Readers Digest books and ‘the classics’, not 20th century classics but like the old, old stuff. I always assumed they just bought a bunch of respectable seeming books in bulk. For me, the weird one was Joyce’s ‘Ulysses’. It was a total sore thumb. I don’t know your mom or how she talks and stuff, but that quip of hers is pretty hot to imagine anyway. That sexual harassment claimer might have even won his case if he did it this year the way things are going. I hope your bed was a whole lot more like the poppy field just outside the gates of Oz last night. ** Steve Erickson, That’s sad. I mean sad for his film. Do you think it’s because MotMI is such a trek? Yay, another Barth reader. We should form a self-help group or something. Oh, yeah, Let me alert the folks to your page. Everyone, As you might know, Steve Erickson is about to make new film entitled ‘Culture Shock’, which is, of course, great news, and he has set up a Facebook page for the film, and I urge you Facebook users to go Like the page so you can keep up with all the latest scoop and stuff. You can both see and Like the page right here. But, if you’re not a Facebook person, you can alternately follow the film via its page on Steve’s blog, and that’s here. ** Bill, Hi, B. It’s been a while since I read them, but I feel pretty confident in saying, yes, it’s very worth reading his earliest and shorter books, i.e. the novels ‘The Floating Opera’ and ‘The End of the Road’ and the short fiction book ‘Lost in the Funhouse’. Tsai Ming-Liang’s ‘Journey to the West’? Why, no, I haven’t seen it. Mm, not the greatest, eh? I’ll sort of semi-watch for it then. Remaking ‘Suspiria’ is just the laziest, most moronic idea. I mean, you never know, but it’s, like, how clueless can you get? Blah. ** Okay. Today’s post is for my fellow Theme Park lovers out there. I guess I’m hoping there are a few of them amongst you commenters. Otherwise, your goose may be cooked today. See you tomorrow.