* Halloween countdown post #2 (restored)

 

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Bleed the Boy, $7.39
‘Our mask for recent production, so there are basic tastes, but as long as the kiss after receiving put ventilated place under the ventilation + sun to illuminate the taste of a period of time will gradually dissipate. Full head mask, terrorist without limit, want to stimulate, want to crazy choose this paragraph, let you the night before all saints incarnation as the evil spirits, on the PARTY out of the limelight. Note: China post Air Mail To he world fast or slow,advice Dear customers choose appropriate mailing method, in order to avoid delays Halloween.’ — aliexpress.com

 

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Boy’s Head in a Jar nfs

 

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Rabbits, nfs

 

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2014 new cross dress silicone tight party female halloween, $1,250.00
‘Item Code: 190471199. Buy Directly from China Suppliers:1AM SEX DOLL COMPANYCHINA NO.1 SEX DOLL SUPPLIERWe promises: You will get 100% same as below picture dolls. Thickness. Quantity: 1 Piece. Package Size: 55.0 * 43.0 * 28.0 ( cm ). Gross Weight/Package: 6.0 ( kg ).’ –dhgate.com

 

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Masque squelette noir adulte, 4.99€
‘Ce masque de squelette noir pour adulte est en PVC rigide. Il sera parfait pour compléter votre tenue lors de vos soirées déguisées ou à thème. Disponibilité Taille Unique 4D2LA115, Commandez avant 15h, Votre commande est expédiée le Jour Même! Matière PVC’ — deguisetoi.fr

 

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Nicolas Cage Costume, nfs

 

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New Novetly Festive Tokyo Ghoul Mask, $21.84
‘Type: Party Masks,Grimace. Mask Material: PU. Color: Black,Red,White. Brand Name: no. Age Group: Adults. Occasion: Party. Cover Area: Full Face. Model Number: SH-COS-108. Note: Since Russia post new policy about full name, pls every buyer offer your full name before you pay in your billing address. Thanks for your great cooperation!’ — Jean Zhou

 

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Clockwork Alex Costume nfs

 

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Self-Portrait, nfs

 

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Priest Costume, $176.95
‘This Pedophile Priest Costume will inspire them to “confess”. Our Pedophile Priest Costume includes a pull over robe with hook and loop closures, a white collar and stole, and an attached “boy” figure made of cloth and plastic that is as light as a scarecrow. Communion wafers not included. Adult Priest Costume includes: Robe, White collar, Stole, Attachable/detachable boy.’ — partymania.org

 

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Masque siamois adulte Halloween, 69.99€
‘Effrayant! Ce masque de siamois pour adulte est en latex souple. Il représente deux visages siamois effrayants. Des cheveux sont cousus sur le dessus et il vous couvrira entièrement la tête. Il sera idéal pour effrayer vos amis lors de votre soirée d’Halloween ou autre événement déguisé.’ — deguisetoi.fr

 

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Penholder, nfs

 

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Man-Dog, nfs
‘The Brazilian man, who has not been identified by name, offered an undisclosed but huge sum of money to doctors to transplant his face with a real dog’s face. The doctor transplanted the man’s facial features, like ears, nose, lips, and eyebrows, with parts obtained from the severed head of a dead dog.’ — The Brazilian man, who has not been identified by name, offered an undisclosed but huge sum of money to doctors to transplant his face with a real dog’s face. The doctor transplanted the man’s facial features, like ears, nose, lips, and eyebrows, with parts obtained from the severed head of a dead dog.’ — noa

 

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Ice Bucket Challenge Costume, $39.99
‘ALS or Lou Gehrig’s Disease is a serious illness that destroys nervous cells and lives. The Ice Bucket Challenge is the latest craze in “slacktivism” that helps raise awareness and donations to fund research in the ongoing struggle to end this terrible disease. Features: Bucket with Faux Water Film, White Tulle Tunic with Faux Ice Cubes, Cube Tray.’ — brandsonsale.com

 

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Unique Pvc Mask Christmas Scary Corpse, $92.40
‘Size: 18*15.6cm. Material: pvc. There may be color shading between the products and ones in pictures. Take the material object as the standard. We will send by EMS, DHL and UPS. It depends on the shipping cost and shipping time. That is, we may send by EMS though we write DHL. Thank you for understanding.’ — aliexpress.com

 

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Untitled nfs

 

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Pinocchio and Geppetto, $60
‘Here’s my son Rhett as Geppetto and Pinocchio. Don’t be confused, this is a one person costume featuring Rhett as Pinocchio’s top half and Geppetto’s bottom half. Geppetto’s torso was created out of a block of Styrofoam packed into a backpack and then fitted with a long sleeve shirt and yellow dishwashing gloves painted in peach for his hands. His head was simple – a Styrofoam wig holder with a Regis Feldman mask and a few added features like the mustache and white hair which we made using fun fur. Pinocchio’s overall straps are actually the back pack straps, then Pinocchio’s body is attached to that. In order to transition it all together we handmade a huge apron with paint splattered on it. Geppetto’s legs are actually Rhett’s legs.’ — Gail M., League City, Texas

 

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Leather Hawk Mask, €99.10 (only 1 available)
‘Become a bird of vision and power, a messenger and protector to those that see you on your next outing. Hawks are attributed with keen sight and with being a catalyst to greater creative energy and spiritual vision. The hawk has become an important symbol for me, hence my shop name, the Hawk & Deer. For me, the hawk is a representation of strength, courage in new endeavors, and new perspectives. This mask has individually defined leather feathers framing the face, and an attached shiny leather beak. Each stage of the process is hand done – the design, cutting, forming, painting, carving and finishing. Each mask has its own unique characteristics as a result of the organic nature of leather. The leather guides where the mask will go and what it will become. These pieces revel in the unique qualities of leather, the art of carving and painting.’ — Hawk & Deer

 

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Kid Centaur, nfs

 

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1985 HULK HOGAN COSTUME, $39.99
‘VERY RARE ITEM. IT IS IN EXCELLENT CONDITION SHOWING ONLY MINOR WEAR. THE RUBBER BAND IS BROKEN AND WILL NEED REPLACED. THE BOX IS TIGHTLY BOUND AND HAS A SLIT IN THE CELLOPHANE ABOUT 2 INCHES LONG NEAR HIS CHIN. MEDIUM 8-10 FITS CHILD 47″ TO 52″ TALL. MADE IN USA.’ — snake120_0

 

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Pregnancy costumes, nfs

 

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Fantastic Scary Halloween Latex New Rubber Mask, $18.00
‘I am selling a brand new, latex, scary head mask. There really isn’t much more to say…it is what it is. We’ve discovered yet another universal truth – a person wearing this Mask looks downright disturbing. But don’t take our word for it, wear this latex mask to your next social function and watch as people scramble to avoid you. Fits most adult heads. GREATEST. PURCHASE. EVER. There is virtually no place where this mask of awesomeness is not appropriate. This is the greatest purchase I’ve ever made here. Excellent for online dating! I am BEGGED by people to wear this over their houses. This mask is totally insanely awesome!!! Bagged with illustrated tag.” — Hell Man

 

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Jimmy Savile, £14.99
‘Amazon has withdrawn from sale a Jimmy Savile Halloween costume after the fright-night uniform shocked shoppers. The online retailer had been promoting the costume but backtracked in the face of consumer anger and took the product out of circulation. Viewers were shown a version of “Britain’s worst paedophile” dressed in his trademark tracksuit and medallion, complete with blood dripping from his mouth and death mask white face paint. An oversized cigar was also provided with the £14.99 outfit – drawing additional criticism on the grounds that it would encourage children to start smoking.’ — ibtimes.co.uk

 

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Nazi Halloween costume, nfs

 

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Mutated Cannibal, nfs
‘The face took 7 hours to make and the dress took about an hour. The dress was cut up, made to look dirty and liquid latex on it. I also added fake blood to the dress to make it look like I had ate/killed another mutant. The face is all latex (not a mask) with make-up on it to match my skin. There is also fake blood on it and “sores” on my face, chest, arms, shoulders, and back. We mixed liquid latex and lotion to give the sores a “puss” look. The lotion turns to a yellow color when it sits for a while which is perfect for “sores”. I made my hair look as messy as possible with only hair spray. I wore this out to a Halloween bash on Saturday night and I was not able to see out of one eye and I could only fit a straw in my mouth.’ — Kim

 

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Matchstick Figure, nfs
‘YouTube user Visual Burrito made an LED Halloween costume for his 22-month- old daughter which made his daughter look like a matchstick figure in the dark.’ — vingle.net

 

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Goodbye Costume, nfs

 

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Zombie Steve Jobs Costume, nfs

 

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Latex Halloween Masquerade Masks Scary Horrific With 16 Designs, $195.00
‘These Latex Halloween Masquerade Masks Scary Zombie Masks Horrific Vampire Masks For Halloween are made from latex,Very cool and horrific. There are more than 16 deisigns for this item,we will ship random to you,If you do need to specify designs ,please contact us to confirm.’ — hongkongmasks.com

 

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Caught in a Mousetrap Costume, nfs

 

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Láir Bhán, nfs
‘An early 20th-century Irish Halloween mask (a “rhymer” or a “vizor”) donned by people to disguise their identities on All Hallows’ Eve when the dead were provided with one last chance to gain vengeance on their enemies before moving to the next world.’ — maskhist

 

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Rob Ford Vacuform Mayor Mask, $26.99
‘The Mayor of Toronto is back – in the form of latex! This Rob Ford mask puts you in charge of zany hijinx, meetings and all sorts of other fun action! The possibilities for fun are limitless! RoFo action at its best! If inventory shows ‘temporarily out of stock’, please place your pre-order. More masks are on their way!’ — Amazing Party Store

 

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Realistic Spider Insect Costume $3,811.76
‘First, getting through single doors might be an issue and also constant knocking into something or someone and annoying them is inevitable. It comes with a realtime electronic voice changer with several voice options, so your identity is totally covered. Also, it has a flicking tongue (yea, that’s the crimson thingy right in middle of the mask) to get conversation going in case this knock-everything-down costume does not managed to get the fair amount of attention it deserve.’ — Mike Shouts

 

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Car Seat Costume, nfs

 

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Suicide Bomber, nfs
‘Well there’s not to much explaining to do besides for the how-to. The costume is pretty straight forward. But be warned you can possibly get in trouble in some areas and around some people. I never had a single issue but I cant say that goes for you too. Supplies: Outfit: Tactical vest, camo pants, black t-shirt, black beanie, black hair dye and the head band. The vests are easy to find on craigslist, airsoft forums/stores and local army surplus stores. The head band was simply made by green fabric held together with iron on glue strips. Walmart has them. Suicide Bomb belt: Styro Foam blocks, colored wire, red duct tape, black electrical tape, zip ties, hair pins and some type of harness. The explosives: Christmas light bulbs, electrical tape, a candle, little cup of water, hand held bush trimmers or any type of smooth sliding pliers with two sharp blades near the pivot point. The little snip snip rose garden cutters works better tho. The fire crackers you will need are the cheap ones with the grey wicks. The green wicks really don’t ignite well from the light bulb. 1. Cut the Christmas lights in 2’s, 3’s, 4’s or what ever amount you want. I like 2 bulbs per strand. Snip the ends so the wire is showing. Twist it tight. 2. Light the candle. Place the very tip right over the flame so its just barely touching. It should take 3-5 seconds to get black. Once it turns black dip it in the water then right after snip the very tip of the bulb off. If you hold the cutters on the very tip and slide them back to the main body you can feel the edge. The goal is to expose the filament and not breaking the wire between the little probes in the bulb. Practice makes perfect. 3. Cut the wicks of the fire crackers shorter so it just stays around the filament. You don’t want it to bunch up. Then gently tape it up. Don’t put a lot of tape on the firecracker because then the nature of the explosion will be different. Detonator: Spice jar, 2 9volt connectors, momentary push button switch, wire, tape, and a hook. 1. Wrap the jar in black tape and make some type of hook so you don’t have to hold it all the time. 2. Hook the two 9 volt connectors red to red, black to black so you get 18volts. 3. Drill a hole in the lid to place the button. 4. Run the red 9volt wire to one side of the push button, the black wire to a longer wire that will reach to the bomber belt and get another long wire and connect it to the other side of the push button. On the ends of the long wires attach alligator clips. 5. Stuff all the wires in the jar. Once you attach the alligator clips to the firecrackers it will only take a second for the 18volts to cook the filament. Once that burns it ignite the wick and make costume magic.’ — Coolest Homemade Costumes

 

 

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p.s. RIP Annette Michelson, Paul Virilio. ** Corey Heiferman, Hi. Oh, that’s cool: you recording you reading it. Huh. I think those new Paris urinals have already been removed. That’s what I read. The fact that they were male-only caused a big outcry here, and I think that problem, plus other unknown factors, led to their swift demise, I’m told. That flight simulator game thing does look very curious. Thank you, man. I’ll check it. Totally understandable about your idea of pure devotion to Hebrew. You had me at Bresson, ha ha. Mm, I think the zealot is pretty strong in me. I’d have to ask bystanders, but I think it’s pretty firm. Great day to you. ** Sypha, Hi, James. I’ve seen at least some of your FB reports on SHENMUE, and I’m ever more interested and yet wary to get it, fearing that interest’s pull. Dennis Potter is pretty great, yeah. I’d like to revisit his stuff. ** Damien Ark, Hi, D! Glad you’re feeling better, and so sorry you had that two week suffering bout. No, I’m not going to Japan next month. I don’t get to tour with the shows. I’m one too many bits of expensive baggage, and I’m the first thing to get cut. I’m used to it, and, yeah, I’m not needed. But Zac and I are determined to get to Japan before winter is over, in December or maybe January. Good to see you! ** Steve Erickson, I missed that Simon Reynolds piece, but I’ll head to it today. The film of Christophe’s that I acted in — ‘Man au Bain’/’Man at Bath’ — was quite a few films ago for him. I play a guy who lives in the Paris suburbs and collects art and had been paying a character played by Francois Sagat for sex regularly but who now has a new boy I pay for sex, and my big scene involves me rejecting Francois’s character’s sexual advances rather meanly. I hope I don’t jinx it on my end by wishing you the very best of luck with the exciting sounding film programming project. ** Chris Cochrane, Hi, Chris! Thanks, yeah, it’s interesting to have my head, or part of it, back in my dormant novel. Now if I can only find time to actually work on it. Thank you again about ‘PGL’. I’m over the bad news, thanks. I’m luckily someone whose gloomy moods pass quickly. Your tooth! That was nuts! I’m glad it’s getting repaired, and hopefully not at too daunting an expense. Want to see the Spike Lee. I hope I didn’t miss its theater run here. I’ll give Zac your best, and he will no doubt return your greeting. THEM forward movement would be awesome, of course. Hm, shit, I don’t in fact remember the title of that Bolano book. I just checked my bookshelves, and it’s not there, which means it’s probably in LA, so, no, very sorry. Take good care, pal. ** Jamie, Good morning to you! I’m fairly good, thank you, and you? Mm, you would think the Artaud event was recorded, especially given that it was so spectacle-oriented, and it probably was, but I don’t remember seeing any cameras filming it. Hm. Sub-Suicide is a lure. I’ll tiptoe into their stuff with your caveat in mind. No, the bad news wasn’t horribly bad, and we’ve had some fairly good news since, so I’m back in my Optimist costume. Tuesday was kind of uneventful, I think. Work and emails. Pre-TV show meeting (tomorrow) prep/steeling. Not a lot. Ha ha, I was obsessively in love with the 60s Batman TV series as a teen, so thank you. May your Wednesday be as ‘good’ as a similarly timed, much derided but beloved (by me) 60s TV series whose premise was that the main character’s mother was reincarnated as a car and whose opening credits went like this. Gabba tempo love, Dennis. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Oh, right, that booklet. Ultimately it’s fine and no big, but it is a little strange that the powers that be asked for writing from us that was supposedly intended only for the event’s program but that is now a book being sold separately. But whatever. Enjoy if you can. ** Nik, Hi, Nik. Oh, right, rights’ issues re: filming. iPhone at least maybe? That makes sense and is interesting about the transition into writer identity and how that freed up your interest in performing. Yeah, understood. Let me add my crossed fingers, should they be needed, for your story. How was it received? Me: I’m trying to work on some boring but necessary proposal documents re: funding Zac’s and my new film because, after the ARTE meeting tomorrow, I imagine I will be unhappily stuck laboring over that script revision for the next long time. Bon chance! ** JM, KS is someone to definitely taste and see what happens. Yeah, honestly, I’m just dead tired of talking or thinking about the JT Leroy thing. It was an obnoxious little blip in my personal life that’s being given this grotesque zombie afterlife by all these documentaries and films and stuff. The JT thing had no effect on my writing whatsoever. My first boyfriend when I was 17 was a street prostitute, as were a number of my friends, and the JT persona and bullshit brought nothing new whatsoever to me about that subject. So, yeah, there are no references to him or clues or hidden impact from that prank in my work at all. Try Franzen if you want. I did. I thought it was just one of the epitomes of your basic writing school cookie-cutter fiction gussied up with a bunch of faux literary affect and hand-me-down post-modern tropey structural overlays. So, yeah, ha ha. Day of days to you. ** Right. I decided to bring back this old, once-dead, now-re-living Halloween post because … I don’t know … it caught my eye? See you tomorrow.

* Halloween countdown post #1

 

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Eaten Alive $200.00
Cower in fear as you hear the agonized groans of this hapless victim – he is being eaten alive!

 

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Jack O’Lantern Reacher $ 3,700.00
Jack O’Lantern stands an intimidating 8′ tall with 8′ wing span, then lunges forward, side to side while arms and head lift wildly. Movements include Torso bend and turn side to side, arms lift, elbows, shoulders, head up and side to side. Comes with Trees, Character, Rig, pneumatics, programmed controller, motion sensor and Audio. (Plug & Play)

 

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Rat Trap Animated $424.00
Rat Trap is an all electric animated Frightronic prop that shakes. Includes link to download Frightronic audio track.

 

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See-Saw Clowns $135.95
Give an eerie, melancholy mood to your Halloween scene when you bring home the See Saw Clowns Animated Prop! Two vintage clown dolls with hollowed-out eyes are slowly riding up and down on a see saw while a chilling tune plays! Choose from Steady-On, Infra-Red Sensor or Step-Here Pad (included) activation options of operation. The infra-red sensor works up to 6.5 feet away and works in all lighting conditions – bright light to no light! UL power cord is included. Includes volume control. Assembly is required. Materials: polyester, PVC, sponge, plastic, hemp rope, electronics. Measures approximately 36″H x 48″W x 13″D.

 

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Nightmare on Elm St Animated Soul Pizza £69.95
Complete your Freddy Krueger collection with this licensed Nightmare on Elm St animated soul pizza. Inspired from the 4th movie in the horror film franchise this soul pizza would look great on any table and creep out anyone who sees it. Includes: Soul Pizza Prop Decoration Realistic audio w/moving soul animation 16″ Diameter Brand new in manufacturer packaging Officially licensed product This is a rare item and perfect for Nightmare on Elm Street fans as well as being an unusual prop for the Halloween table.

 

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Freddy Krueger Animated Chest of Souls £89.95
Freddy Krueger’s chest fights back in this Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Animated Chest of Souls Sweater! Inspired by the scene from A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master when Freddy’s tortured victims fight back and emerge from his chest after he stares at himself in the mirror, this sweater actually features realistic audio with moving “soul” animation on its chest! The Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Animated Chest of Souls Sweater is powered by an included secured battery pack.

 

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Gunshot Victim Alan $ 675.00
Gunshot Alan Victim Dummy features an entry wound on the temple and an exit wound on the side of the face. Realistic blood flow. Body is fully flexible and poseable. Realistic coloring and stubble. Includes bloodstained clothing.

 

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Something is Wrong in the Morgue $ 3,400.00
Detailed Morgue foot locker is filled with 8 pairs of frozen bodies, then 4 pairs of feet start to kick and twitch while the top one slides out 12″ while kicking. Comes with fully detailed foot locker, 8 pairs of feet, pneumatics, programmed controller, motion sensor and Audio. (Plug & Play) Foot print needed for wall panel and rig 27″ d x 48″ w x 84″ h. Ships freight. REQUIREMENTS: AC power and Air 100 psi.

 

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Lost Her Way $129.99
Centuries ago, an unnamed girl was accused of witchcraft by others in her town. She tried to escape, fleeing through the nearby woods, but she was not so lucky. Her accusers captured her and beheaded her… But this was not the end of her suffering. To this day she wanders the earth, seeking revenge on those that took her life and her head. This somber, shrouded figure tells her sad tale and roams about with bump ‘n go technology as if she is still searching for heads. Cursed to an eternity of suffering, this vengeful spirit will stop at nothing to find it… Don’t get in her way, or she may very well take yours.

 

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Vintage Amusement Park Haunted House Animation $6000/SOLD
Vintage paper mache amusement park haunted house, fun house animation in as found condition. Wonderful example of early fun house animation made of paper mache by Animation Display Creators, with great detail. Ugly man motions back and forth as he saws the lady in half. Simple single motor movement but the motor has been removed. Attemps are being made to obtain a motor to complete the display …

 

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Animated Ouija Spirit Board £44.95
This animated ouija spirit board features skull and bat motifs and the usual letters and numbers on the top. When activated, the planchette moves in a circular motion while relaying the spirit’s message to the living. The board’s “YES”, “NO”, and “GOODBYE” flicker red while a disembodied voice cries out “Hi. I am here. I miss you. Yes? No? Goodbye.”

 

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IT LIVES Haunted House Animatronic $ 6,300.00
If you’re looking for something to really scare your guest this Halloween this animatronic haunted house prop will do the trick! Props that look like still props work great for startle scares. This is the show stopper of all animatronics. A must for your halloween attraction. All of our animatronics are built with 100% quality material and attention to detail is very important.

 

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BODY PART STACK $1,399.00
Made-to-order flatback prop. Hand-painted foam and latex. Realistic hair and glass eyes. Hyper-realistic motion and blood. Approximate dimensions 5.5′ x 4′

 

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Wake Up Dead $412.00
Just plug her in and she shakes. Comes with sound.

 

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Kicking Legs NFS
This prop has lasted the last three years for Halloween and ran around 4 hours a night for the 3 months total. Every time we think about retiring him people ask about him. It has been placed under a lawn mower with blinking puck lights to simulate spinning blades and speakers of a guy yelling “help me,” to being pulled into a freshly dug grave in which we really dug a huge hole in the front yard, to being pulled into a glowing coffin with a skeleton inside. It is one of our favorite motorized props for the yard or home haunt. The cemetery and graveyard wouldn’t be the same without him.

 

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CHILD CHAIN GANG $2,899.00
Made-to-order animated prop. Hand-painted foam and latex. Steel bases and armature. Realistic hair and glass eyes. Approximately 4’tall

 

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7 Foot Tall Dancing Dummy $ 3,499.00
Giant 7′ Puppet dangling from strings sits on box limp, then stands up to 7′ tall waving arms all around with multiple head movement and legs shuffle and dance. A very creepy side show piece. Comes with Wood box, Martinet wood, ropes, Character, Pneumatics, Programmed controller, motion sensor and sound System. PLUG & PLAY! Audio package option includes: Digital audio player, Powered speaker and Audio scream effect.

 

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TWO FACED GROUND-BREAKER GROOM $98.00
Retired, discontinued, wont be made again. NEW approx 23″ tall, 45″ long, 8″ deep. When the sensor goes off, he turns his head, then turns his head all the way around to reveal a skeleton face…he says “its Halloween, are you scared” while creepy piano music plays. Made of plastic, wire, and cloth.

 

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Wretched $411.25
Gory foam-filled latex animated prop of a tortured figure that shakes with fear and suffering! Truly an impressive piece, she appears to be kneeling in agony, with blood dripping down her clothing. Stands approximately 30 inches tall. Plugs into any 110 outlet. Sound CD is included, just add your own boom box.

 

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Raincoat Boat Kid $2299.00
What I like most about this prop is that it’s unique. With Pennywise being so popular, every prop company is putting their own spin on him. Not many companies have tried to do something with Georgie. Using Georgie in your haunt makes Pennywise even more scary since it’s amplifies the horror. If you walk into a room and see Pennywise it’s pretty scary but when you see a little boy who just had his arm ripped off it goes to the next level and it reminds you of just what Pennywise is capable of. The prop stands 41 inches tall and comes with a bloody severed arm that is still holding onto the paper boat that ultimately led to his demise in the film.

 

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Jeeves The Butler $299.99
I got this Halloween prop at an estate sale. It is in good condition and works perfectly. The box is in poor condition but holds the butler just fine.

 

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Winged Dragon $ 7,400.00
The Winged Dragon is an impressive dragon animatronic and display. It includes moving wings, head and neck, and opening mouth. Lights simulate fire in the mouth and the eyes glow red. Included fog and digital sound and control. It is approx 8 ft tall to the head and 10 ft tall when wings are up. Perfect for Halloween, haunted attractions, theme parks, and medieval fairs.

 

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Half Eaten Body $2,437.50
Full length animated human body is gutted out. Victim’s head is slowly moving and legs are twitching. This gory body prop is designed to be filled with ‘blood’ and has a plastic container foamed into the body. Perfect addition to the Bubba zombie prop. Gruesome! Includes movement control, digital sound and speaker. Requires compressor at 60-80psi.

 

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Animated Tapping Peeper $34.99
If lurking in on our Animated Tapping Peeper doesn’t get your heart racing, you may have already passed on to the otherworld. Jeepers creepers! Visitors to your haunted house will be shrieking with delight as he stares at them through the window, then audibly taps three times, as the unsuspecting draw near. Our Halloween peeper may also be set to “on,” so he will automatically tap every 10 seconds. The lifelike, three-dimensional design and real fabric hoodie makes this fright night intruder startlingly real.

 

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EVIL SANTA ANIMATED SOLD OUT
Made-to-order animated prop. Hand-painted foam and latex. Steel base and armature. Realistic hair and glass eyes. Hyper-realistic blood. Pre-programmed with sound. Animated movements include torso and arms. Pressure mat included. Approximately 6.5′ tall

 

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Torso Grabber $ 2,614.00
Half Torso hangs from meat hooks, then head lifts and moves left to right, arms reach and grab while screaming. Comes with Character, Chains, pneumatics, programmed controller, motion sensor. (Plug & Play). Custom Sound, Digital Sound & Power Speakers Included. Free crating.

 

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Mother In Law Talking Animated Portrait $24.99
She’s Always Got Something To Say, And Now She’s Here To Stay. This is a few years old so battery condition is questionable but the manufacturer states batteries should be replaced after purchase. Only 4 AA required. She says several different things, nothing foul.

 

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Dura Edith $ 1,200.00
Super realistic Edith “barely breathing” figure made with lifecast head and arms in Dura-rubber on a poseable foam body. Includes clothing and wig. 5’3″

 

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Limb Eating Zombie Boy £189.95
Hungry?? Add this cannibal zombie boy to your haunted house or zombie scene this Halloween – find a dark corner for this animated Limb Eating Zombie boy Decoration. This lad has developed a taste for flesh – he sits crouched down while he feasts on a severed arm. This Crouching Zombie Boy Limb Eater Animated Prop features disturbing sounds, gory detailing, and eerie light-up eyes. He is activated by sound or motion, then his head and mouth move as he devours his latest victim’s arm. He is powered either by 4 AA batteries (not included).

 

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Electric Chair $ 3,217.50
Victim sits strapped in chair waiting for the switch. When activated overhead light switches to strobe lights, victim convulses back and forth, legs stomp up and down while smoke pours out of victim. *** Comes with Character, chair, pneumatics, programmed controller, motion sensor, fog machine, strobe light, power pole, overhead light and high voltage sign and sound package. (Plug & Play). *** REQUIREMENTS: AC power and Air 100 psi. *** Foot print for rig is 24″ d x 24″ w x 74″ h.

 

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Forgotten Farmer $69.99
Sometimes Halloween is funny, and sometimes…not so much. The Forgotten Farmer can be the best of both worlds, as it has two distinctly different audio functions (which can be changed using the switch on the back of his head). You could have this farmer cracking jokes at your family Halloween party, and then switch to its grotesque roaring when you’re ready to scare all of your trick-or-treaters. And with eyes that move back and forth, this Forgotten Farmer will come to life when anyone decides to get too close…but whether your guests are laughing or screaming is completely up to you!

 

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Donna the Dead $24.02
The body has human-like hands, black hair, and blue light up eyes. Like all the other three-stringed Floating Ghosts, the Floating Black Donna the Dead raises and lowers on three strings from the pole above, with lights under the bar placed to illuminate the body.

 

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HUMAN ROAST $1,249.00
Made-to-order animated prop. Hand-painted foam and latex. Chroma 3D highlights. Steel armature and pole. Hidden “revolver” engine. Realistic hair and glass eye. Approximately 7’long

 

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FLESH IWOUND $7.99
Be still my beating heart, that’s the great pick-up line you can use when you’re rocking the Flesh iWound. And who wouldn’t be excited by the sight of a bloody organ pounding away through your shirt? This sartorial shocker is achieved through simply downloading a free app to your smartphone, then popping the phone into a pouch in the shirt. Double tap the beating heart to toggle through extra videos including snakes, tarantulas, gears and maggots. Halloween will never be the same again. The latex shirt is one size and holds any phone snuggly, from iTouch to the Samsung Galaxy Note II.

 

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SPILL YOUR GUTS $4,020.00
Spill Your Guts is an amazing haunt illusion. It appears that the actor is cut in half and is being suspended while guts spill from his body.

 

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4 Piece Zombie Graveyard Package $1,399.99
Female corpse moves from side to side and screeches, and the male corpse moves front to back, trying to get out of their graves. Detailed with decomposing skin, a distorted screaming mouth with yellow teeth, long wispy hair and boney hands. Great Halloween prop to add to your collection of the strange, unusual and undead! Lifesize upper torso. Please note costumes may vary. The Moving Monument rocks side to side with a scraping rock sound, while the Tipping Tombstone moves forward and back like something’s trying to get out!

 

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Remote Controlled Crawling Dead Zombie Woman $139.99
The no volume control part is the worst, it’s almost impossible to scare somebody, if you could turn off the volume they would never expect it untill she hits their leg, but it’s hard to not recognize the URGGGIGUGUIAHG noise she makes.

 

 

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p.s. Hey. It is officially Halloween season here on DC’s beginning today. Those who’ve been visiting the blog for a while already know this means that from now until October 31st, you’ll be seeing more than your fair share of Halloween themed posts. Please join me in thinking the world, including this blog, has hereby entered the very best time of the year. ** David Ehrenstein, You betcha. ** Bill, Hi. Oh, cool good timing on the Schutt. Kind of would have expected that about the Marcus. My weekend report is down below. I wonder if guys who are actually shopping for escorts find the self-absorbed ones as appealing as I do. I don’t know those guys’ films. Huh. I’ll of course hunt them down. You’re always educating me, Bill, in so many numerous ways. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. While I was in London, often when I passed by or ate in a place with a TV, there were always items about the V&A opening, so it was obviously a big thing. I had Santiago Sierra in one of the posts here, I can’t remember which. Sounds like a hot time in Dundee. I’m jealous even. Enjoy the max-out, and long may it blast. ** Misanthrope, Very happy you did. As a writer of this, that, and the other thing, I know that ebbing and flowing well although not your comfy salary, ha ha. Did you need the sleeping pills? Did they give you a hangover haze? ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Oh, you never know. I think sometimes the escort aspect is guy’s a way to legitimise his fetish too. London went very well, yes, thank you. Great you’re writing for Brooklyn Rail. Excellent site. I’m often there with my eyes roaming all over it. I’ll see if I can see those two films you mentioned. Based on a single listen to the new Low, it does sound very, very good. Have you the heard the Yves Tumor album. I think it’s great. ** JM, It was good. The commenting numbers go up and down seemingly randomly as far as I can tell. But the escort and slave posts do tend to quiet things a bit, at least relative to the traffic for those posts. My guess on the London/NY boys is that they’re the same person, seemingly fake. Their profiles are almost line edits of each other. My favorites are when the profile/image combo makes no sense. No surprise, I guess. Me: busy, busy, etc. We will get ARTE news on Thursday. I don’t think it’s even be possible that it will be good news on our end, just some shade of bad news, resulting in either a huge amount of work or a really huge amount of work, at best. I don’t know David Howard, of course. I’m curious, of course. Don’t know that series either. Never even heard of it, but, you know, I’m deliberately out of it when it comes to TV shows. The gender flip thing … it depends, I guess? Fucking with things is usually a brownie points situation in theory, but … I need to rewatch ‘Heathers’. The one time I did, I didn’t understand what the big deal was. I will give Zac your mighty hello. He’ll like it. He’ll ask me who you are. And I’ll do my best to tell him. Great day! ** Julia Gloria, Hi, Julia, welcome! I know, right? I often think I’m the only one, and then … How are you? ** Stella, Hi! Nice to meet you! And I agree one million percent. What’s up? Come back any time please. ** Jamie, Hi, buddy boy. The trip was real good. ‘PGL’ seemed to be very well received. I think it was a true success. I also read in this group reading/performance event around Artaud that was held at Tony Visconti’s recording studio where he did the early Bowie albums and the most of the other albums he produced. That was a wild affair. I read a piece of the long-in-progress new novel I’ve been very slowly working on, and that seemed to go down very well, which was good news. And I slipped in seeing some friends and a quick jaunt to the Tate. So it was all quite excellent. Sorry about your insomnia, if it was that. Or maybe you were excited in the dark. Oh, thank you about the post. No, there’s no determined theme. It really is just a grouping of the ‘best’ profiles/ads I found in the allotted time between posts. I try to organise them so they have an interesting flow/rhythm as a group. I just regularly search the sites where one can find the solicitations, and, when I find a good one, I gather its materials and put them in the draft post. Like I’ve said, I alter them a little to protect the identities of the guys, but it’s all verbatim, just edited by me sometimes to cut out what seems like flab. Does that answer your question? Did you get sufficient sleep? What else is up? May your Monday press its winsome, inquisitive face against every window in every establishment in which you reside today and steam them up and draw hearts on their steamed up surfaces with its fingertip. All ages love, Dennis. ** Okay. Enjoy the first Halloween-themed volley from this place and me. See you tomorrow.