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DC’s theoretically favorite commercially available animated props for the 2018 Halloween season *

* Halloween countdown post #1

 

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Eaten Alive $200.00
Cower in fear as you hear the agonized groans of this hapless victim – he is being eaten alive!

 

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Jack O’Lantern Reacher $ 3,700.00
Jack O’Lantern stands an intimidating 8′ tall with 8′ wing span, then lunges forward, side to side while arms and head lift wildly. Movements include Torso bend and turn side to side, arms lift, elbows, shoulders, head up and side to side. Comes with Trees, Character, Rig, pneumatics, programmed controller, motion sensor and Audio. (Plug & Play)

 

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Rat Trap Animated $424.00
Rat Trap is an all electric animated Frightronic prop that shakes. Includes link to download Frightronic audio track.

 

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See-Saw Clowns $135.95
Give an eerie, melancholy mood to your Halloween scene when you bring home the See Saw Clowns Animated Prop! Two vintage clown dolls with hollowed-out eyes are slowly riding up and down on a see saw while a chilling tune plays! Choose from Steady-On, Infra-Red Sensor or Step-Here Pad (included) activation options of operation. The infra-red sensor works up to 6.5 feet away and works in all lighting conditions – bright light to no light! UL power cord is included. Includes volume control. Assembly is required. Materials: polyester, PVC, sponge, plastic, hemp rope, electronics. Measures approximately 36″H x 48″W x 13″D.

 

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Nightmare on Elm St Animated Soul Pizza £69.95
Complete your Freddy Krueger collection with this licensed Nightmare on Elm St animated soul pizza. Inspired from the 4th movie in the horror film franchise this soul pizza would look great on any table and creep out anyone who sees it. Includes: Soul Pizza Prop Decoration Realistic audio w/moving soul animation 16″ Diameter Brand new in manufacturer packaging Officially licensed product This is a rare item and perfect for Nightmare on Elm Street fans as well as being an unusual prop for the Halloween table.

 

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Freddy Krueger Animated Chest of Souls £89.95
Freddy Krueger’s chest fights back in this Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Animated Chest of Souls Sweater! Inspired by the scene from A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master when Freddy’s tortured victims fight back and emerge from his chest after he stares at himself in the mirror, this sweater actually features realistic audio with moving “soul” animation on its chest! The Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Animated Chest of Souls Sweater is powered by an included secured battery pack.

 

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Gunshot Victim Alan $ 675.00
Gunshot Alan Victim Dummy features an entry wound on the temple and an exit wound on the side of the face. Realistic blood flow. Body is fully flexible and poseable. Realistic coloring and stubble. Includes bloodstained clothing.


 

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Something is Wrong in the Morgue $ 3,400.00
Detailed Morgue foot locker is filled with 8 pairs of frozen bodies, then 4 pairs of feet start to kick and twitch while the top one slides out 12″ while kicking. Comes with fully detailed foot locker, 8 pairs of feet, pneumatics, programmed controller, motion sensor and Audio. (Plug & Play) Foot print needed for wall panel and rig 27″ d x 48″ w x 84″ h. Ships freight. REQUIREMENTS: AC power and Air 100 psi.

 

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Lost Her Way $129.99
Centuries ago, an unnamed girl was accused of witchcraft by others in her town. She tried to escape, fleeing through the nearby woods, but she was not so lucky. Her accusers captured her and beheaded her… But this was not the end of her suffering. To this day she wanders the earth, seeking revenge on those that took her life and her head. This somber, shrouded figure tells her sad tale and roams about with bump ‘n go technology as if she is still searching for heads. Cursed to an eternity of suffering, this vengeful spirit will stop at nothing to find it… Don’t get in her way, or she may very well take yours.

 

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Vintage Amusement Park Haunted House Animation $6000/SOLD
Vintage paper mache amusement park haunted house, fun house animation in as found condition. Wonderful example of early fun house animation made of paper mache by Animation Display Creators, with great detail. Ugly man motions back and forth as he saws the lady in half. Simple single motor movement but the motor has been removed. Attemps are being made to obtain a motor to complete the display …






 

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Animated Ouija Spirit Board £44.95
This animated ouija spirit board features skull and bat motifs and the usual letters and numbers on the top. When activated, the planchette moves in a circular motion while relaying the spirit’s message to the living. The board’s “YES”, “NO”, and “GOODBYE” flicker red while a disembodied voice cries out “Hi. I am here. I miss you. Yes? No? Goodbye.”

 

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IT LIVES Haunted House Animatronic $ 6,300.00
If you’re looking for something to really scare your guest this Halloween this animatronic haunted house prop will do the trick! Props that look like still props work great for startle scares. This is the show stopper of all animatronics. A must for your halloween attraction. All of our animatronics are built with 100% quality material and attention to detail is very important.

 

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BODY PART STACK $1,399.00
Made-to-order flatback prop. Hand-painted foam and latex. Realistic hair and glass eyes. Hyper-realistic motion and blood. Approximate dimensions 5.5′ x 4′

 

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Wake Up Dead $412.00
Just plug her in and she shakes. Comes with sound.

 

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Kicking Legs NFS
This prop has lasted the last three years for Halloween and ran around 4 hours a night for the 3 months total. Every time we think about retiring him people ask about him. It has been placed under a lawn mower with blinking puck lights to simulate spinning blades and speakers of a guy yelling “help me,” to being pulled into a freshly dug grave in which we really dug a huge hole in the front yard, to being pulled into a glowing coffin with a skeleton inside. It is one of our favorite motorized props for the yard or home haunt. The cemetery and graveyard wouldn’t be the same without him.

 

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CHILD CHAIN GANG $2,899.00
Made-to-order animated prop. Hand-painted foam and latex. Steel bases and armature. Realistic hair and glass eyes. Approximately 4’tall

 

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7 Foot Tall Dancing Dummy $ 3,499.00
Giant 7′ Puppet dangling from strings sits on box limp, then stands up to 7′ tall waving arms all around with multiple head movement and legs shuffle and dance. A very creepy side show piece. Comes with Wood box, Martinet wood, ropes, Character, Pneumatics, Programmed controller, motion sensor and sound System. PLUG & PLAY! Audio package option includes: Digital audio player, Powered speaker and Audio scream effect.

 

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TWO FACED GROUND-BREAKER GROOM $98.00
Retired, discontinued, wont be made again. NEW approx 23″ tall, 45″ long, 8″ deep. When the sensor goes off, he turns his head, then turns his head all the way around to reveal a skeleton face…he says “its Halloween, are you scared” while creepy piano music plays. Made of plastic, wire, and cloth.






 

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Wretched $411.25
Gory foam-filled latex animated prop of a tortured figure that shakes with fear and suffering! Truly an impressive piece, she appears to be kneeling in agony, with blood dripping down her clothing. Stands approximately 30 inches tall. Plugs into any 110 outlet. Sound CD is included, just add your own boom box.

 

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Raincoat Boat Kid $2299.00
What I like most about this prop is that it’s unique. With Pennywise being so popular, every prop company is putting their own spin on him. Not many companies have tried to do something with Georgie. Using Georgie in your haunt makes Pennywise even more scary since it’s amplifies the horror. If you walk into a room and see Pennywise it’s pretty scary but when you see a little boy who just had his arm ripped off it goes to the next level and it reminds you of just what Pennywise is capable of. The prop stands 41 inches tall and comes with a bloody severed arm that is still holding onto the paper boat that ultimately led to his demise in the film.



 

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Jeeves The Butler $299.99
I got this Halloween prop at an estate sale. It is in good condition and works perfectly. The box is in poor condition but holds the butler just fine.

 

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Winged Dragon $ 7,400.00
The Winged Dragon is an impressive dragon animatronic and display. It includes moving wings, head and neck, and opening mouth. Lights simulate fire in the mouth and the eyes glow red. Included fog and digital sound and control. It is approx 8 ft tall to the head and 10 ft tall when wings are up. Perfect for Halloween, haunted attractions, theme parks, and medieval fairs.

 

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Half Eaten Body $2,437.50
Full length animated human body is gutted out. Victim’s head is slowly moving and legs are twitching. This gory body prop is designed to be filled with ‘blood’ and has a plastic container foamed into the body. Perfect addition to the Bubba zombie prop. Gruesome! Includes movement control, digital sound and speaker. Requires compressor at 60-80psi.

 

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Animated Tapping Peeper $34.99
If lurking in on our Animated Tapping Peeper doesn’t get your heart racing, you may have already passed on to the otherworld. Jeepers creepers! Visitors to your haunted house will be shrieking with delight as he stares at them through the window, then audibly taps three times, as the unsuspecting draw near. Our Halloween peeper may also be set to “on,” so he will automatically tap every 10 seconds. The lifelike, three-dimensional design and real fabric hoodie makes this fright night intruder startlingly real.

 

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EVIL SANTA ANIMATED SOLD OUT
Made-to-order animated prop. Hand-painted foam and latex. Steel base and armature. Realistic hair and glass eyes. Hyper-realistic blood. Pre-programmed with sound. Animated movements include torso and arms. Pressure mat included. Approximately 6.5′ tall


 

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Torso Grabber $ 2,614.00
Half Torso hangs from meat hooks, then head lifts and moves left to right, arms reach and grab while screaming. Comes with Character, Chains, pneumatics, programmed controller, motion sensor. (Plug & Play). Custom Sound, Digital Sound & Power Speakers Included. Free crating.

 

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Mother In Law Talking Animated Portrait $24.99
She’s Always Got Something To Say, And Now She’s Here To Stay. This is a few years old so battery condition is questionable but the manufacturer states batteries should be replaced after purchase. Only 4 AA required. She says several different things, nothing foul.

 

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Dura Edith $ 1,200.00
Super realistic Edith “barely breathing” figure made with lifecast head and arms in Dura-rubber on a poseable foam body. Includes clothing and wig. 5’3″


 

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Limb Eating Zombie Boy £189.95
Hungry?? Add this cannibal zombie boy to your haunted house or zombie scene this Halloween – find a dark corner for this animated Limb Eating Zombie boy Decoration. This lad has developed a taste for flesh – he sits crouched down while he feasts on a severed arm. This Crouching Zombie Boy Limb Eater Animated Prop features disturbing sounds, gory detailing, and eerie light-up eyes. He is activated by sound or motion, then his head and mouth move as he devours his latest victim’s arm. He is powered either by 4 AA batteries (not included).

 

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Electric Chair $ 3,217.50
Victim sits strapped in chair waiting for the switch. When activated overhead light switches to strobe lights, victim convulses back and forth, legs stomp up and down while smoke pours out of victim. *** Comes with Character, chair, pneumatics, programmed controller, motion sensor, fog machine, strobe light, power pole, overhead light and high voltage sign and sound package. (Plug & Play). *** REQUIREMENTS: AC power and Air 100 psi. *** Foot print for rig is 24″ d x 24″ w x 74″ h.

 

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Forgotten Farmer $69.99
Sometimes Halloween is funny, and sometimes…not so much. The Forgotten Farmer can be the best of both worlds, as it has two distinctly different audio functions (which can be changed using the switch on the back of his head). You could have this farmer cracking jokes at your family Halloween party, and then switch to its grotesque roaring when you’re ready to scare all of your trick-or-treaters. And with eyes that move back and forth, this Forgotten Farmer will come to life when anyone decides to get too close…but whether your guests are laughing or screaming is completely up to you!

 

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Donna the Dead $24.02
The body has human-like hands, black hair, and blue light up eyes. Like all the other three-stringed Floating Ghosts, the Floating Black Donna the Dead raises and lowers on three strings from the pole above, with lights under the bar placed to illuminate the body.

 

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HUMAN ROAST $1,249.00
Made-to-order animated prop. Hand-painted foam and latex. Chroma 3D highlights. Steel armature and pole. Hidden “revolver” engine. Realistic hair and glass eye. Approximately 7’long

 

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FLESH IWOUND $7.99
Be still my beating heart, that’s the great pick-up line you can use when you’re rocking the Flesh iWound. And who wouldn’t be excited by the sight of a bloody organ pounding away through your shirt? This sartorial shocker is achieved through simply downloading a free app to your smartphone, then popping the phone into a pouch in the shirt. Double tap the beating heart to toggle through extra videos including snakes, tarantulas, gears and maggots. Halloween will never be the same again. The latex shirt is one size and holds any phone snuggly, from iTouch to the Samsung Galaxy Note II.

 

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SPILL YOUR GUTS $4,020.00
Spill Your Guts is an amazing haunt illusion. It appears that the actor is cut in half and is being suspended while guts spill from his body.

 

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4 Piece Zombie Graveyard Package $1,399.99
Female corpse moves from side to side and screeches, and the male corpse moves front to back, trying to get out of their graves. Detailed with decomposing skin, a distorted screaming mouth with yellow teeth, long wispy hair and boney hands. Great Halloween prop to add to your collection of the strange, unusual and undead! Lifesize upper torso. Please note costumes may vary. The Moving Monument rocks side to side with a scraping rock sound, while the Tipping Tombstone moves forward and back like something’s trying to get out!

 

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Remote Controlled Crawling Dead Zombie Woman $139.99
The no volume control part is the worst, it’s almost impossible to scare somebody, if you could turn off the volume they would never expect it untill she hits their leg, but it’s hard to not recognize the URGGGIGUGUIAHG noise she makes.

 

 

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p.s. Hey. It is officially Halloween season here on DC’s beginning today. Those who’ve been visiting the blog for a while already know this means that from now until October 31st, you’ll be seeing more than your fair share of Halloween themed posts. Please join me in thinking the world, including this blog, has hereby entered the very best time of the year. ** David Ehrenstein, You betcha. ** Bill, Hi. Oh, cool good timing on the Schutt. Kind of would have expected that about the Marcus. My weekend report is down below. I wonder if guys who are actually shopping for escorts find the self-absorbed ones as appealing as I do. I don’t know those guys’ films. Huh. I’ll of course hunt them down. You’re always educating me, Bill, in so many numerous ways. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. While I was in London, often when I passed by or ate in a place with a TV, there were always items about the V&A opening, so it was obviously a big thing. I had Santiago Sierra in one of the posts here, I can’t remember which. Sounds like a hot time in Dundee. I’m jealous even. Enjoy the max-out, and long may it blast. ** Misanthrope, Very happy you did. As a writer of this, that, and the other thing, I know that ebbing and flowing well although not your comfy salary, ha ha. Did you need the sleeping pills? Did they give you a hangover haze? ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Oh, you never know. I think sometimes the escort aspect is guy’s a way to legitimise his fetish too. London went very well, yes, thank you. Great you’re writing for Brooklyn Rail. Excellent site. I’m often there with my eyes roaming all over it. I’ll see if I can see those two films you mentioned. Based on a single listen to the new Low, it does sound very, very good. Have you the heard the Yves Tumor album. I think it’s great. ** JM, It was good. The commenting numbers go up and down seemingly randomly as far as I can tell. But the escort and slave posts do tend to quiet things a bit, at least relative to the traffic for those posts. My guess on the London/NY boys is that they’re the same person, seemingly fake. Their profiles are almost line edits of each other. My favorites are when the profile/image combo makes no sense. No surprise, I guess. Me: busy, busy, etc. We will get ARTE news on Thursday. I don’t think it’s even be possible that it will be good news on our end, just some shade of bad news, resulting in either a huge amount of work or a really huge amount of work, at best. I don’t know David Howard, of course. I’m curious, of course. Don’t know that series either. Never even heard of it, but, you know, I’m deliberately out of it when it comes to TV shows. The gender flip thing … it depends, I guess? Fucking with things is usually a brownie points situation in theory, but … I need to rewatch ‘Heathers’. The one time I did, I didn’t understand what the big deal was. I will give Zac your mighty hello. He’ll like it. He’ll ask me who you are. And I’ll do my best to tell him. Great day! ** Julia Gloria, Hi, Julia, welcome! I know, right? I often think I’m the only one, and then … How are you? ** Stella, Hi! Nice to meet you! And I agree one million percent. What’s up? Come back any time please. ** Jamie, Hi, buddy boy. The trip was real good. ‘PGL’ seemed to be very well received. I think it was a true success. I also read in this group reading/performance event around Artaud that was held at Tony Visconti’s recording studio where he did the early Bowie albums and the most of the other albums he produced. That was a wild affair. I read a piece of the long-in-progress new novel I’ve been very slowly working on, and that seemed to go down very well, which was good news. And I slipped in seeing some friends and a quick jaunt to the Tate. So it was all quite excellent. Sorry about your insomnia, if it was that. Or maybe you were excited in the dark. Oh, thank you about the post. No, there’s no determined theme. It really is just a grouping of the ‘best’ profiles/ads I found in the allotted time between posts. I try to organise them so they have an interesting flow/rhythm as a group. I just regularly search the sites where one can find the solicitations, and, when I find a good one, I gather its materials and put them in the draft post. Like I’ve said, I alter them a little to protect the identities of the guys, but it’s all verbatim, just edited by me sometimes to cut out what seems like flab. Does that answer your question? Did you get sufficient sleep? What else is up? May your Monday press its winsome, inquisitive face against every window in every establishment in which you reside today and steam them up and draw hearts on their steamed up surfaces with its fingertip. All ages love, Dennis. ** Okay. Enjoy the first Halloween-themed volley from this place and me. See you tomorrow.

‘My hole is my curse. We must destroy it so I can find serenity’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of September 2018

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UseNThrow, 24
Pittsburgh

My girlfriend and I have a very close, loving relationship. But there are some things we can’t give each other, and for that, I’ve decided to use this site, so long as it isn’t in her face.

To her I’m a tall, fit, hung, virile handsome young man. In here, I’m a bottom slut. I’m a cum dump.

What am I looking for? Money and an escape from what I usually am.

As for you: my goal here isn’t to be too picky. Be not too old. That’s all I ask. And don’t start with a hi, how are you, please. Would you say hi to a cum hungry whore? What *would* you say? Explore that here, I’m game.

Guestbook of UseNThrow

allaroundyou – Sept 3, 2018
This site seems like it has quality boys and I’m excited to start harvesting this community beginning with you. I do already have some fixations on you — such as (pre-cum, ample calves, big, hairy, calloused feet and large hands) — but attraction is more complex than that and there are many factors at play when I interact with boys, so let’s see how all goes.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft SM
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 150$
Overnight 350$

 

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BlackIsMyHappyColour, 19
Motherwell

Gay ?️‍? • Currently at college studying Patisserie and I also make birthday cakes and other stuff in my free time ??‍? • I’m skinny Camp and fabulous ??‍♂️ with a pink asshole but Don’t have abs ?? Not hot for u then ?? off don’t mail me simple • Oh and be Black ? life’s too short ?

Guestbook of BlackIsMyHappyColour

TheBlackTitan – Sept 2, 2018
Aggressively homosexual.

BlackKing – Aug 29, 2018
He can make 13 inches dissappear. ?

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 80£
Overnight 250£

 

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TheDo, 19
Veszprem

Hy! (For everyone) I’m happy for money, I’m happy if you want. Sex (No)!! Write if you want. I emphasize good; I’m a nice guy! I like old people! I do not care about your life, I do not mind my own. Many people after want to meet more, it’s not my world! It’s a good thing to feel good, turn it off …

Guestbook of TheDo

TheDo (Owner) – Sept 10, 2018
Sadly, due to my job, I cannot really ever plan. And rather than promising a meet and then change it last minute it’s probably better to let this profile go.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Position No answer
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Oral No
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour 200€
Overnight 600€

 

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NoBBXXLFuckName, 19
Munich

The biggest dick of Norway is now in Germany. German bottoms are in trouble, trust me.

Guestbook of NoBBXXLFuckName

itsmi – Sept 10, 2018
“Dad, is it true we’re pyromaniacs?”
“Yes, we arson.”

Dick XXL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Passive
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 400€
Overnight On request

 

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SoylentGreen, 21
Nea Ionia

The normal boy depreciates the Symbolic and the Imaginary, and considers love and love to be the two sides of the same coin. He therefore strives to gain practical knowledge and achieve sexual planning without the interference of symbolic and imaginary self-deceivers. He does not exclude feeling delight with a Symbolist, but he always knows that there is danger (“fear of castration”). The escort boy has a variety of fetishes, but unlike the boy who falls in love, he does not formally unite himself with a whole and/or a dominant erotic fetish. The escort boy often uses a Symbolic and Imaginary Toolkit, telling lies about how much he loves and how in love he is to entice the other. He lies, recognizes that he is lying, but at the same time he recognizes the lie as an integral part of life and all human relationships. I’ll buy the flowers.

Guestbook of SoylentGreen

ganjaqueen – Sept 7, 2018
I disagree! He’s a fabulous date, here’s why:
What sort of ‘stellar qualities’?
Hellishly inadvertently funny
Unique personality
Emotionally removed
Articulate pre-bed
Zero social skills
Has a strange life
Unusual to be around
Extremely geeky
Smells like peanut butter
Someone you can film or photograph during the act strategically and be proud to show the action to your friends
Etc.
oh, all that, and he’s a great bottom whether he likes it or not too… booya!
Having said that, let me be clear:
(In conversation he’s a pretty annoying artist kid who complains at length about his boring retail job, and during sex he’s still an annoying artist kid but in that situation it works to his and your advantage.)

Football – Sept 6, 2018
Not into sex in the slightest.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
S&M No answer
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 50€
Overnight 200€

 

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SexyAndILikeIt, 19
Milan

THE CHEAPEST WHORE. Very very young passive effeminate italian escort ready to be fucked, used, ecc. for very few money. Ok old, gross looking, beasts of males, groups ecc. We can discuss everything or you can surprise me. I’ve been taken advantage of many times, but I’ll never report a crime. Just 10 euro.

Guestbook of SexyAndILikeIt

Blaire – Sept 3, 2018
Excellent choice if you’re looking for someone that you can be with hornily and easily without getting into something that is literally pleasureable.

KY – Aug 30, 2018
All he ever had was a nub. All he has is a nub. All he’ll ever have is a nub. It doesn’t bring any pleasure to other men. You can’t use it for your pleasure. It’s a pointless and useless thing that serves no purpose. It’s better to pretend it isn’t there.

ryanarmstrong – Aug 21, 2018
Just a fairly cute boy with a skinny ass that looks great with his eyes shut and mouth open

Hunched_Ball – Aug 18, 2018
So yummie! For the real enthusiast(s) and connoisseurs who understand what I mean.
If you do not understand, scroll a little further.
It is all in my name!
Free sample!

Orientation Gay
Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 200€
Overnight 325€

 

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Uptight, 21
Caracas

I am a newbie in the escorting community, and I have a lot of questions.

I am really looking for a community network to educate me on the world of escorting. Eventually I will be looking to escort, but not until I’m comfortable. I have no idea what I’d be willing to do, but I do know that I am not into scatt or golden showers. I can count the times I’ve bottomed on one hand and that makes me sad.

Message me if you have questions, or are interested in teaching me the ropes of the rabbit hole that I intend to plummet down.

Guestbook of Uptight

Uptight (Owner) – Sept 1, 2018
I’ve now met some guys who’ve been great and helpful, but how do you get that crazy only attracted to the attractive gene to shut the hell up?

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
S&M No answer
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour 100$
Overnight 400$

 

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Call_Me_By-Your_Sons_Name, 22
Detroit

Spent the last 2 years married to my boyfriend living a boring life that was a lie, want to go back to what i had when i was younger and i was the cutest boy on the scene and old men offered to pay me to have sex with them, but this time i want to accept.

Guestbook of Call_Me_By-Your_Sons_Name

Alphamystery – Sept 4, 2018
Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 250$
Overnight 600$

 

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boywhodoesthesplits, 24
Taipei City

Stretcholic. Stretch me to the farthest.

Guestbook of boywhodoesthesplits

Smile_Is_Answer – Aug 28, 2018
He does gymnastics but otherwise he’s a really lazy person .. If you’re into gymnasts and can handle him and his boring nature it’s interesting.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Position No answer
Kissing Consent
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral No
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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RimbaudVerlaine, 19
Bologna

After more than six months hanging out here looking for work with zero results, I no longer set myself the goal of looking for something, you are all the same:
1) contact me, 3 questions and then suddenly disappear or delete your profile;
2) do not respond to my messages because you are too cool and too superior to lose 10 seconds of your life to write “sorry but i changed my mind”;
3) keep sending me photos of your cocks and asses after i repeatedly say i need to see your face;
4) arrange a meeting then the day before stop answering my messages;
5) seek relationship even after i tell you i’ll have sex with you but you aren’t my type;
6) say you need to see dozens of pictures of my ass or cock before meeting but will send no pictures of yourself;
7) try and try again to bargain my price down even after i tell you no discounts;
8) will not set a time for the meeting but keep saying “soon” because you’re busy (like i’m not) and think i’ll be here forever to chat about how hot it will be for me to be with you.

Guestbook of RimbaudVerlaine

TRETVASTAT – Sept 3, 2018
He is the Rimbaud in his name’s equation obviously.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 700€

 

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DEEEELUXXXXXE, 22
New York City

HELLO GENTLEMEN, MY NAME IS DEEEELUXXXXXE

-most of you know me by “dlux” as ive been here before, but lost my old account and tried to recover it but couldnt, bad times! Thats not gonna stop me though! Had very very good comments in my Guestbook too, anyway.. where was I

If you let me tell something about myself…
-i’m not careful and don’t ever get tested and wouldn’t get tested.
-i’m not looking for romance or cuddling so if your a couple don’t worry about me trying to change your dynamic.
-i work for a fragrance company so I do wear Cologne.
-i was negotiating a price with a guy who’s a professor at Columbia University the other day, but lost the chat – if that’s you, how about $180?
-i can proudly say I have slept with grandads, married men, twinks, obese men, skinny, hairy, smooth, black, Indian, white men and have tasted almost every ass and every dick of every race.
-ive got some damage to my wrists from a few depression related “accidents” and handcuffs cause me some issues.
-i can’t text you if you don’t have an iPhone because my phone’s disconnected atm and I can’t download apps either 🙁

you: “Rate per hour 10000 €”?!?!?!?!
me: i challenge your ability to afford me. i can see past your bullshit and know what i’m charging is a drop in your bucket. i challenge you to truly afford me. And i challenge you to do it with joy and gratitude. If you don’t know how, i’ll teach you.

Guestbook of DEEEELUXXXXXE

DEEEELUXXXXXE (Owner) – Aug 30, 2018
But every day i blow out a candle and wish to be rich.

TuffFucker – Aug 30, 2018
I was gonna say I was in a 3way with this piggy last week

Just_Epic – Aug 30, 2018
you can get him for free on grindr.

Orientation Gay
Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 10000$
Overnight On request

 

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____j_, 19
Zurich

i dont use my good face to play someones heart

it does the minimum

it can smell bullshit a mile away

text me

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position No answer
Kissing Consent
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral No answer
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour 100€
Overnight 250€

 

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DepressedLonelyBoy, 18
Barstow

I have profiles on almost every gay app and I’m trying here too because the money earning thing would be a nice bonus.

I’m 5’4″, average body. I like to be depressed – emotionally fucked over. Be really good at hating someone. I have some happiness that needs to be removed and lots of places to criticise and worse.

NOT DOING ANY CYBER BULLSHIT. Real only.

You should be interested in cruel destructive voice attacks, and understand me reacting is not important. I’m not so into sex. And if so, I bottom.

Yes, I’m a virgin. I know people say “how can you be a bottom if your a virgin” trust me, I know I’m a bottom.

Yes my profile is new – not going anywhere. Need a man who honestly hates gay boys – would love to see them reduced to catatonic zombie depression.

You don’t have to hate – straight guys that hate would be awesome but gay is fine. You just know I like being very depressed all the time.

Guestbook of DepressedLonelyBoy

cerealguyyy – Sept 2, 2018
Just say no to internalized homophobia.

OtterMan – Aug 26, 2018
He states he has “average body” but “average by American standards” is not a real “average” body type, it’s fat. ?

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Active
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour 80$
Overnight 200$

 

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TeylorSwifte, 19
Beijing

Hello,iam,new,guy,here,try,me,youdont,have,after,dissapointmaint…

Guestbook of TeylorSwifte

TheLoneWoIf – Aug 11, 2018
It’s interesting you think someone would pay to have sex with a Chinese guy who thinks he looks like Taylor Swift but doesn’t.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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pleasehelpBenji, 18
London

Hey Guys….Benji here. Can anyone help gimmie somewhere to stay in or around London? Folks kicked me out and living off friends kindess…..more than willing to do whatever you need for my keep.
ps. I don’t have a heart, just so you know.

Guestbook of pleasehelpBenji

ubinthebuff – Sept 4, 2018
Talks your ear off, won’t shut up, possibly can’t.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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littlelostalfie, 18
New York City

Hey Guys…Alfie here… I was recently put out by my family and I have been sleeping on friends floors. Like to find a more permanent place with an older man I can pleasure in whatever way he needs.
ps. I have cold personality but men find me useful.

Guestbook of littlelostalfie

ubinthebuff – Sept 4, 2018
Loves getting analingus, seems open to what that entails.

Orientation Gay
Dick L, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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flexibutts, 19
Budapest

Here with my pARTNER, up for fun, i thin passive, he chub top, my ass be flat, his rounded.

Guestbook of flexibutts

smallsun – Aug 27, 2018
Mostly hang out in the lower bunk so I went to get topped by the chub but the other’s one flat ass got me rock hard and I had no choice but fuck it.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 225€
Overnight On request

 

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Insanebikepassenger, 22
Vienna

Austrian pillion is looking for risky bikers. I’m new to the biker scene. I started riding with motorcyclists this year. My previous drivers are not fast and daredevil enough. I’ll have to learn to do everything right in the corners and wheelies. But I’m ready to try everything. I trust my driver, even if he drives 300. I’m going too if he smells like alcohol.

Guestbook of Insanebikepassenger

BadManThomy – Sept 3, 2018
Fuck yeahh

Insanebikepassenger (Owner) – Sept 3, 2018
On your left

BadManThomy – Sept 3, 2018
Which one are you?

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 100€
Overnight 600€

 

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Goodlookinghotboy, 20
Detroit

My hole is my curse. We must destroy it so I can find serenity.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 420$
Overnight 800$

 

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SpermBaker, 19
Pforzheim

I’m not a classic escort and do not look for dates – I want to pursue my little and harmless fetish here: BAKING WITH SPERM.

Specifically, this means: You can order from me small fine sperm products that I make especially for you and send by mail. Or just semen, best bottled in flask.

A few examples – I’m open for examples:
> Muffin with sperm in the icing
> “Jam” jam
> Sperm vodka
> Dry sperm
> Sperm honey
> “Cauliflower” biscuits

Or just a hip flask 20ml with sperm pure.

There is always a video of the production sent to you via DownloadLink (Dropbox).

-> SIMPLY DEMANDING INTEREST

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Position No answer
Kissing No
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral No
Safer sex No answer
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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TheSongofAchilles, 19
Dnipropetrovsk

I have arrived at a point in my life where I need a sugardaddy and make Him the most important thing in my life. I will obey and submit my body to Him; all I ask in return is His money.

Guestbook of TheSongofAchilles

ilia18 – Aug 29, 2018
I am just like you

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft SM
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 1500$

 

__________________



wantyet, 23
Berlin

basically wondering if I could get laid with my current hair situation, I’m aware that it looks shit and it’s possibly not just the haircut. Really, what I want is to just chop all my fucking hair off.

Guestbook of wantyet

wantyet (Owner) – Sept 2, 2018
I’ll do it just to see what happens.

DukeRevenger – Sept 2, 2018
I would love to cover you up slowly, completely, in layer after layer after layer of rope, tape, wrap etc. I have the next 2 weeks off work, so I hope to hear from you soon.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 120€
Overnight 400€

 

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2str8, 21
Leeds

We are straight flatmates. Looking for a good sucker who can serve both or one of us depending on when. We don’t play with each other and we don’t play with you. Maybe it’s unfair, but maybe there is someone who gets it.

Guestbook of 2str8

calebhuebner – Aug 20, 2018
What is that sposed to mean?

2str8 (Owner) – Aug 20, 2018
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

calebhuebner – Aug 19, 2018
I play volleyball love to drink cum and spit too I like men to look at me

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Position Top only
Kissing No
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No answer
Oral Passive
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 70£
Overnight On request

 

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Drape_in_ur_warmth, 19
Bally

Random hookups, random sex with no emotions-these r not my types. Rather these could be exploition of an unprivileged community. if u r descent, emotional then u r most welcome.

Guestbook of Drape_in_ur_warmth

Anonymous – Sept 1, 2018
I’ll try to not make this very long but please read it before hiring him because there’s a very good chance you and he won’t get along. He’s young looking for 19, has very little body hair. He says he play sports but he’s quite thin and a bit soft. He’s not into drugs, drinks a little, not into poppers. He’s very paranoid about being racially objectified and he thinks if you talk about sex before you have with him you are being creepy or weird. He needs to build up to things sexually very slowly, so first the few hours are a wash. He enjoys giving blowjobs, getting fucked, but, surely a dealbreaker for most, he requires safe (condoms) for everything, and won’t rim or even kiss (!) without a dental dam. I know its possible I’m hurting his business but I’m trying to be upfront. I had a mostly shitty experience with him and my guess is most of you will as well.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour 50$
Overnight 150$

 

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Waitwhat, 20
London

Ok so. I’m a hung guy who’s a bottom. People get fucking spun out by that but it’s right. I love getting fucked big time.

I only have sex with other white lads. There I said it. If that makes me racist then so be it. A cigar in your jaw will increase the intensity of my interest.

Smoke like a chimney. Dirty mouth and mind. I offend everyone but nothing offends me. Not gay without some motivation. Try it.

Dick XXL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 95£
Overnight 300£

 

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RAPE_MICH, 23
Munich

HETERO TAKES BRUTAL IN BOTH HOLES FUCK.
THE DURATION IS THERE EVEN.
WE WILL STOP YOU IF YOU ARE COMPLETELY SATISFIED.
YOU CAN PISS ME FIRST IN THE MAULY.
AS SOON AS 1 DROP IS GOING, YOU CAN GIVE THEM YOUR EARS AND PULL AT MY SAIL EARS.
THEN YOU LOSE ME BLADES AND FUCKS ME DEEPLY IN THE NECK.
THEN RAMMT HER YOUR CUTS HARD IN MY ASS AND FUCKS ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN.
SHOULD I HAVE TOO MUCH JAMMER OR WINE, GIVE ME A FEW EARS AND STILL IS STILL FIXED.
UNTIL I CAN KEEP THE SCHNAUZE ANYTIME.
OTHERWISE YOUR MY NECK CAN LIKE ME TO ZAPPLE.
SINGLE COCKS: 99 €,
GROUPS FROM 3 COCKS: 49 € PER TAIL,
GROUPS FROM 9 COCKS: 19 € PER TAIL

Guestbook of RAPE_MICH

ViciousMayhem – Aug 20, 2018
Meth head and drug casualty spiralling out of control towards rehab or homeless or overdose if you want to ride him down. I enjoyed it.

suckmeboybitch – Aug 9, 2018
He sucks cocks and jerks them and drinks so nasty like a bitch, Place: Public Toilet

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Active
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 200€
Overnight 200€

 

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JShermxn, 18
Stuttgart

Guys fucking guys, sounds really interesting.

Guestbook of JShermxn

Cy – Sept 5, 2018
I swear on a stack of Bibles that it is!

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 400€
Overnight On request

 

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Existence_Itself, 18
New York City

“If you’re going to be a sinner, be the best sinner on the block.” – Anton Levay

And I’m back on this hellsite ™
————————————–

Unsolvable, but not mysterious.

About me:
– Jay
– 18 years young
– Pretty much straight, but wanna see something
– Vegan
– Satanist
– Hep A, B, and C immune
– Gerontophilic so don’t sweat it
– 100 billion% bottom

“Gorgeous, sexy and unique.” – New York Times
If the Times has not convinced you, I will.

“Keep your ‘electric eye on me, babe.” – David Bowie

Guestbook of Existence_Itself

Something – Sept 7, 2018
he’s also neurodivergent

wildforce – Sept 2, 2018
He has a vagina ?

visit54 – Aug 27, 2018
Eat all his front you want, turn him over or he can, and eat all his back.

Dick No answer
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 375$
Overnight 675$

 

 

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p.s. Hey. I’m away from this place for the weekend. See you on Monday.

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