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My Christina Stead Book Report

If all the rich people in the world divided up 
their money among themselves there 
wouldn’t be enough to go around. 
Christina Stead

 

1.

The Australian-born novelist Christina Stead is an author whose reputation perpetually hovers somewhere between apotheosis and oblivion. As a novelist, she was one of those unfortunates whom critics admire in the abstract but often find distasteful or harsh in reality. She never achieved a popular or even a real critical success; during her lifetime she complained, with justification, that each new novel was greeted with cries of disappointment by reviewers, who accused it of not measuring up to her earlier books—books that themselves had all too often met with indifference, incomprehension, or hostility.

In the American literary climate dominated for so many decades by the stylistic dogma of Hemingwayesque simplicity, Stead’s all-over-the-map excess was viewed with puzzlement if not active annoyance, and Stead herself, much as she desired at least a modicum of popular recognition and the financial rewards that accompany it, never even paid lip service to middle-highbrow tastes: “That brainless pamphlet of monosyllables!” she raged when her publishers suggested that she write more in the style of Steinbeck’s latest best seller. When she edited her work she might throw things away, but by throwing away she emphatically did not mean “what is called ‘paring to the bone.’” Her own style was distinctly unfashionable.

The Man Who Loved Children (1940)

It begins … ‘All the June Saturday afternoon Sam Pollit’s children were on the lookout for him as they skated round the dirt sidewalks and seamed old asphalt of R Street and Reservoir Road that bounded the deep-grassed acres of Tohoga House, their home. They were not usually allowed to run helter-skelter about the streets, but Sam was out late with the naturalists looking for lizards and salamanders round the Potomac bluffs, Henrietta, their mother, was in town, Bonnie, their youthful aunt and general servant, had her afternoon off, and they were being minded by Louisa, their half sister, eleven and a half years old, the eldest of their brood. Strict and anxious when their parents were at home, Louisa when left in sole command was benevolent, liking to hear their shouts from a distance while she lay on her belly, reading, at the top of the orchard, or ambled, woolgathering, about the house.

‘The sun dropped between reefs of cloud into the Virginia woods a rain frog rattled and the air grew damp. Mother coming home from the Wisconsin Avenue car, with parcels, was seen from various corners by the perspiring young ones, who rushed to meet her, chirring on their skates, and who convoyed her home, doing figures round her, weaving and blowing about her or holding to her skirt, and merry, in spite of her decorous irritations.’

 

2.

Keith Duncan, Professor of Politics at Adelaide University from 1950 to 1968, was a pioneering Australian social scientist. Despite starting out with high academic hopes, he would by now be forgotten had he not served as the basis for an unpleasant character in a novel by the writer Christina Stead. He had the misfortune to find himself portrayed by an immensely hostile and persuasive story teller. In 1925, he encountered the starry-eyed future novelist Christina Stead. Their ensuing toxic relationship looms large in the accounts of Stead’s life that have since been published, including the 1993 biography by Hazel Rowley. Stead was smitten with Duncan after she enrolled in one of his extramural classes in Sydney. In 1928, fancying herself in love, she followed him to London where her shy advances were met with coldness and disdain. The self-loathing which this produced was not easily forgotten. To exorcise the pain, Stead decided, when she settled down as a professional writer, to use Duncan as the model for a villainous character in one of her novels. In her 1944 tale For Love Alone he featured as a dyspeptic postgraduate student named Jonathan Crow. A ‘dim-witted, dim-faced, bobbing pedant’, Crow spurns the dreamy Stead-like Teresa Hawkins. Duncan’s callousness was now revealed for the entire reading public of the English-speaking world to contemplate. This was a writer’s revenge indeed.

For Love Alone (1944)

It begins … ‘In the part of the world Teresa came from, winter is in July, spring brides marry in September, and Christmas is consummated with roast beef, suckling pig, and brandy-laced plum pudding at 100 degrees in the shade, near the tall pine-tree loaded with gifts and tinsel as in the old country, and old carols have rung out all through the night.

‘This island continent lies in the water hemisphere. On the eastern coast, the neighbouring nation is Chile, though it is far, far east, Valparaiso being more than six thousand miles away in a straight line; her northern neighbours are those of the Timor Sea, the Yellow Sea; to the south is that cold, stormy sea full of earth-wide rollers, which stretches from there without land, south to the Pole.’

 

3.


Trailer: John Ford’s ‘They Were Expendable’


Trailer: Mervyn Leroy’s ‘Madame Curie’

In the late 1920s, Stead met the American broker Wilhelm Blech, who became her lifelong partner. They eventually married in 1952 when Blech was able to get a divorce. Blech was a Communist and Stead adopted his political views. In the early 1940s Stead worked in Hollywood as a screenwriter for Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer studios, contributing to Madame Curie, directed by Mervyn Le Roy, and They Were Expendable, directed by John Ford and starring John Wayne and Robert Montgomery. Many of Hollywood’s writers were Communists, and they formed a community of sorts. Of all these Hollywood Communists, with their luxurious houses and lavish parties, one of the most colorful was Ruth McKenney, famous as the author of My Sister Eileen. McKenney and her husband Richard Bransten were eventually expelled from the Party; the story of their apostasy and downfall fascinated and horrified Stead, and they became the subjects of I’m Dying Laughing, probably her best book along with The Man Who Loved Children. I’m Dying Laughing was not published in Stead’s lifetime. She became overwhelmed with the drafts and revisions, which she lugged around with her for years, apparently incapable of pulling the book into shape.

I’m Dying Laughing (1986)

It begins … ‘The last cable was off, the green lane between ship and dock widened. Emily kept calling and waving to the three below, Ben, a press photographer, her brother Amold and his wife Berry. Amold was twenty- three, two years younger than herself; Berry was twenty-four. Arnold was a dark fleshy man, sensual, self-confident, he fooled around, had never finished high school. From Seattle he came to New York after her and she had helped him out for a while. He now was working on a relief project for the WPA and earning about a hundred dollars a month. Berry was a teacher, soon to have a child. She was a big, fair girl, bolder than Amold. She had already had a child by Amold, when they were going together, had gone to Ireland to some relatives to have it. Arnold had never seen it, but Emily regularly gave them money for it. It was a boy four years old and named Leonard.’

 

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5.

Hazel Rowley, author of Stead’s autobiography, notes that “Stead’s fiction, angrier, more relentless than ever, did not appeal to 1950’s war-scarred sensibilities, which celebrated femininity, family and hearth. From now on, her fiction offered neither moral integrity nor hope. Instead, it confronted readers with poverty, corruption and self-deception—things they preferred to forget.” Her late books include A Little Tea, A Little Chat (New York, 1948; London, 1981), Cotter’s England (published in America under the title Dark Places of the Heart— New York, 1966; London, 1967), The People With the Dogs (New York, 1952; London, 1981), The Puzzleheaded Girl (New York, 1967; London, 1968), and Miss Herbert (New York, 1976; London, 1979). None of them was exactly snapped up by publishers; London publishers were even less confident in her marketability than New York ones, and she generally had to shop her manuscripts around for many years.

 

6.

By the time her husband Bill died in 1966, Stead had herself become an object she had despised in her novels — a lonely, unloved woman. Unattractive, even ugly, in youth, she had cultivated the persona—in which, perhaps, only she believed—of a man’s woman. “I adore men,” she said. “While there is a man left on earth, I’ll never be a feminist.” She always flirted boldly with the attractive men around her. As long as Bill was in the background she had felt secure, but with him gone it became all too evident that she was not sought after by the male sex. The lack of romance in her life prompted her move to Australia, but once there she unsurprisingly found it difficult to make a place for herself within the family she had so decidedly rejected a half-century earlier. Nor had she any really good friends in the country.

The Little Hotel (1973)

It begins … ‘If you knew what happens in the hotel every day! Not a day passes but something happens. Yesterday afternoon a woman rang me up from Geneva and told me her daughter-in-law died. The woman stayed here twice. We became very friendly; though I always felt there was something she was keeping to herself. I never knew whether she was divorced, widowed or separated. The first time, she talked about her son Gerard. Later, Gerard married. There was something; for she used to telephone from Geneva, crying and saying she had to talk to a friend. I was looking for a friend too. I am always looking for one; for I never had one since I lost my girlhood friend Edith, who married a German exile and after the peace went to live in East Berlin with him. But I can’t say I felt really friendly with this woman in Geneva; I didn’t know enough about her. My girl friend Edith and I never had any secrets from each other; We lived in neighbouring streets. We would telephone each other as soon as we got up in the morning. On Saturdays we rushed through our household jobs to see each other; we rang up all day long and wrote letters to each other when we were separated by the holidays. Oh, I was so happy in those days. When you grow up and marry, there is a shadow over everything; you can never really be happy again, it seems to me. Besides, with the servants to manage, the menus to type out, the marketing to do, the guests to control and keep in good humour, the accounts, I haven’t the time to spend half an hour on the telephone, as I used to. I used to dread this telephone call from Geneva. Still, if a person needs me I must talk to her, mustn’t I? You never know. People live year after year in a hotel hke this. We have their police papers, we know their sicknesses and family troubles; people come to confide in you. They tell you things they would not tell their own parents and friends, not even their lawyers and doctors.’

 

7.

Christina Stead became one of the greatest writer’s Australia has produced and one of the great writers of the twentieth century. Her books, especially The Man Who Loved Children (1940), have attracted admirers throughout the English-speaking world and have been translated into many other languages. Through her long life she cared nothing for publicity or reviews.

In her long life, she only agreed to one filmed interview. This is it. Over two days at the home of Mary Lord in Melbourne, Christina Stead spoke frankly about her life and times, her work, her travel through post war Europe and America and the cultural scene in Australia.

What emerges is a unique portrait of one of Australia’s literary giants. Whilst there are written pieces about her; seeing her as she speaks, adds immeasurably to our understanding of her personality and attitudes. Her emphasis, wryness and quiet humour are revealed and her steely intelligence is always on show. Her only request was that the film not be screened until after her death.

Watch it on kanopy

 

8.

Thanks to the efforts of writers like Patrick White, the leading Australian novelist, Stead was welcomed to the Australian literary community rather than resented as “un-Australian,” as had been the case in the past. But she was old, imperious, and difficult: “She had strong views, strong prejudices, some of which she maintained in the teeth of all evidence,” said one acquaintance, and her friends secretly totted up the number of times in an evening she would begin a statement with “My dear, you’re wrong.” White thought her the greatest writer Australia had produced, but her arrogance infuriated him; her family tolerated her, but she hardly went out of her way to be pleasant. She died in 1983, striking out at her long-suffering family even in death by asking that her sisters not attend her funeral. She had few mourners, and no one returned to the crematorium the next day to claim her ashes.

Stead was a judgmental writer. Indeed if there is any dominant motivation for her writing it is rage. But she understood and accepted the unpalatable truths of human relations. “I can’t get over how cruel human beings, not are, but must be, to each other—for ever and ever, I suppose. It is a real inferno we are born into.”

* The above texts were extracted from ‘A real inferno: the Life of Christina Stead’, by Brooke Allen, Australian Authors @ middlemiss.org, Christina Stead @ Books and Writers, and ‘A Steadfast Revenge: Dr. Duncan and Mr. Crow’, by Stephen Holt.

 

 

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Absolutely no problem in the fucking world dude.

Phenomenologist – Aug 8, 2024
Hear me out. I’m a crisis counselor with an endless supply of bizarre science facts, wild personal experiences, and thought provoking philosophical perspectives. But of all my passions, none are greater than my insatiable desire to eat boys’ shit. I’m always hungry and thirsty for boys’ shit and piss, and I’m quite experienced with eating a lot of young waste. Your looks push all of my buttons, and now I just need to find a way to eat your shit, piss and even vomit if possible. I know this is the opposite of what you’re selling, but I’d very be down to meet up, smoke some weed, and get to know what your body expels.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Some
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Ask
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 15$
Overnight Rate 1777$

 

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insomniacgames, 24
Tours

former model, too rebellious for🤷. love your freedom🤙 vagabond👽🌞, the blond boy with ocean eyes. young passive smooth no taboos, you got it. available from 3 p.m. to 6 a.m. morning. haven’t slept in weeks.

Guestbook of insomniacgames

slap_harder – Aug 13, 2024
If you laid off the meth you could sleep.

Sartyricon75 – Aug 13, 2024
thin, drawn, prematurely weathered twink, but his asshole is candy.

Blackweed – Aug 12, 2024
If you like wasting your energy and sperm on a skanky looking trashcan whore who thinks you’re an idiot and has an asshole that could probably get DPed by two fire hydrants and not even blink, go for it, it’s for you.

buggbugg – Aug 11, 2024
He used to be gorgeous and seemed to have a very successful modelling career ahead of him until a famous designer who shall not be named turned him into a Tina Head nympho butt slut. I was one of the designer’s assistants and took full advantage, but he quickly burnt out his looks, and that was mostly that.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages French, English
Position More bottom
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 1500€

 

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pimpingateen, 18
Harpers Ferry

I’m pimping out my teen school boy sissy son.
Only on Thursdays from midnight to Friday morning.
He’s a skinny blonde boy with brown eyes.
He goes both ways (yapper or non-verbal).
He’s all yours.

Guestbook of pimpingateen

pimpingateen (Owner) – Aug 1, 2024
He has a tight hole but I tell tops not to worry and just go for it.
Yes he screams but it’s only for the first 30 thrusts or so.

PiscesAquaDescendant – Aug 1, 2024
He was very standoffish at first but I paid him to huff until he was a dumb degenerate popperpigfag and then he was great. A million points.

MatureAndHairy – July 29, 2024
When he grows up he plans to start a business cutting hair for disabled folks!

pimpingateen (Owner) – July 27, 2024
If you are far away we are currently clearing out his clothes closet and some things are really too good to be thrown away.
Most of them are boxer shorts, worn, of course, and if you wish, he can add his BoyJuice.
There’s also a t-shirt with dried vomit down the front from when he got sick that we kept in case someone is interested.
I send vacuum-packed items by post.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 200$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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prettyboy2000x, 23
Basel

Ever thought about fucking an infamous pretty teen pornstar? ✨ I can get fucked hard. 💞 Check my Onlyfans or Pornhub if you don’t believe me.

📛 My whereabouts are known to at least 2 people and I know how to defend myself! 📛

⛔️ NO-GOs ⛔️

🚫 Me eating your ass. ⚠️
🚫 Cum in my mouth. ⚠️
🚫 Fingers, cock, tongue from my butt to my mouth. ⚠️
🚫 Expecting that I always cum. ⚠️
🚫 Becoming violent dispassionately with me. ⚠️
🚫 Misinterpreting my “Yes” or “NO”. ⚠️

Reasons for the NO-GOs are, that I have a weak immune system and get sick very easily.

Guestbook of prettyboy2000x

Latinlover49 – Aug 8, 2024
I strongly recommend that you make it a prerequisite that he’s already a “girl” before you show up. I didn’t, and knowing there was a dweeby little four-eyed nerd hiding under the fem slut made it very difficult to get hard.

Straightconversion – Aug 6, 2024
I’m 47 and have always been attracted to women only. However those photos of you are making me appreciate cock and arse and whatever else.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, German
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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JeunePassifSoumis17, 18
Lyon

hello, I am a young passive submissive teenager. I wanna be a porn star but for now I can offer you something delicious without any hassle. I only have sex in cars but you will not be disappointed with the road, I promise 🤗.

Guestbook of JeunePassifSoumis17

JeunePassifSoumis17 (Owner) – Aug 9, 2024
Car drivers may be any legal age up to 90, any height, shape and size, from slim to very overweight, and any shape and size in between, any race, etc. If for some reason, one or more men wish to have one or more women present and/or to be involved in some way that is fine with me but I have sex with men only. But if any women are present, again they may be of any legal age up to 90, any height, any shape and size and any race.

Anonymous – Aug 9, 2024
Please satisy my wife email on [email protected]

Spareparts54311 – Aug 5, 2024
A friend of mine came by my place on Friday night and asked if I wanted to go for a drive. His car smelled like a back room at 4 am, and this boy was sitting in the back seat shirtless and drunk as a skunk. Let’s just say we didn’t get far before the car was parked. It was obvious I wasn’t the first passenger the car had seen that day, when I fucked him my cock came back with tiger stripes. Personally I thought he should background his day job and be a full time fuck meat. He’s not that cute and not very smart, let’s face it.

JeunePassifSoumis17 (Owner) – Aug 12, 2024
I don’t smoke weed but I sometimes drink a glass of whisky.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Some
Ethnicity Arab
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing No
Hourly Rate 80€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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PutIn-MyAss, 22
Brighton

Hi, I just don’t want to be a virgin anymore. Im excited, Im happy. Im outgoing, cheerful and curious. I have the feeling that I have enough enthusiasm to inspire the whole world! How do I talk to a man? Like I would to a woman? I could use all the guidance I can get.

Guestbook of PutIn-MyAss

blackleatherboots – Aug 6, 2024
He also looks a little like the young Wil Wheaton and I would have fucked Wil Wheaton until he was crippled.

Pppppppp – Aug 6, 2024
I’d use every skill I’ve learned, every talent that’s accrued to me, every single ounce of my ability to poz Ames McNamara.

KillianXXL – Aug 6, 2024
You remind me of that skinny fagboy actor on The Connors Ames McNamara. I would kill my family to blow my load in him but only after passing his skinny ass around to a bunch of hung men and gangfucking load after load into the bitch and then fistfucking his hole into a gaped out cavern.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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onlysexmindplease, 19
Manchester

easy going just want to meet generous persons. would like to fuck if each other feels good.
A fan of chelsea but chelsea is really shit recent years.
really like civilization.
like teams chelsea and bayern would like to talk football all in all everything is okay hahaha life is to talk with different people and have more thought to the world right?😉
face photos must at first if you think I am hot then you can show me your face would like to meet with any age.
very emotional sometimes. I am sorry and very sensitive
sex needs both to spend attention and time. why someone wants to fuck me first but ok I always so passive.
not in Germany not in Germany!
if you not active in sex dont text me dont waste our time.
if you want to sex just be active if I am interested I will sex sometimes bad mood so dont want to talk hope understand thanks.
Tuchel please go to hell. If you are not fit to coach Bayern, please stop. You really turned Bayern into a piece of shit. Why did you buy such a vegetable as Dell? Why did you let Dale cross? He’s so bad at it. Why not sell Sane? He doesn’t even pass to Kane.
Thanks god Chelsea beat Manchester United.
Bayern go to hell, you are a piece of shit now, why did Tuchel pretend to be a professional coach?
Even if Bayern lost, we can see the direction. Maybe Tuhel is really not suitable to be a coach. When a back cramp occurs, he still chooses to continue rather than change. The back is very important to a football match. It is this small mistake that leads to the mistakes behind. I hope Bayern is getting better and better. Buy some good players in summer and change a good coach. Harry Kane deserves a champion.

Guestbook of onlysexmindplease

Dackman – Aug 10, 2024
No words can describe his perfection.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, German
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No answer
Fisting Passive
S&M Ask
Kissing Ask
Hourly Rate 300€
Overnight Rate 1400€

 

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HARD-WORKER, 19
Coachella

I am a budding but motivated hobby whore. Due to my private life I am not always available. Therefore, I will announce dates on which I book a motel room and can be visited there for 1-2 days.

Blowjob/rimjob: 25 €
Anal: 100 €
Gangbang/group: 200 € per person
Whole night: 2500 €

– Extras: me squirting (+25 €), me upchucking (+25 €), fisting (+50 €), bondage (+50 €), choking/punching (+50 €), anal free4all (+100 €)

I’m also starting an OF and of course I need material for it. That means I am also looking for men with whom I can shoot porn. When shooting porn, everything is free of course 🙂

payment in advance💵

Guestbook of HARD-WORKER

1982Tom – Aug 3, 2024
The perfect magnet.
It’s hard to get over it.

PigNoseSculptor – July 30, 2024
I’m very fetishist of the nose. Especially boys with a pig nose like this one. I like to twist and bend their noses until their nostrils clearly are exposed like a pig. I worked his nose to enlarge it and make very flexible nostrils. No communication, no sex, just his great nostrils flaring wide.

fondant – July 28, 2024
I confirm that Pacco likes to get on all fours and spread his petit buttcheeks and show off his impeccable and flexible hole for long work opening (tongue, fingers, dildos, cock) and finishing very dilated and its wild, coruscated depths photographed at very close range.

HARD-WORKER (Owner) – July 27, 2024
I just quit my job. Fuck those bitches.

close_now_closer – July 20, 2024
I only like boys who drink vodka, and he drinks lots of vodka.

melitin – July 18, 2024
Pacco is not just hot, he is generous. And his generosity is beyond calculation.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Some
Ethnicity Latino
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English, Spanish
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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i_search_you, 22
Berlin

Berlin boy doing this out of financial struggles but I know how to party hard and hot sex is my first, last and middle name.

If you want to fly higher 🏏 than the jets and experiment on me and lose your mind only at my place or your place 💄

I am so super sexy and my butt is of an exciting and divine and immaculate beauty and flawlessly spruce.

I’m so great in bed that even I myself get dumbstruck when I think about the ways I’m able to drive men insane during sex.

Guestbook of i_search_you

wantlovelyboy – Aug 10, 2024
He’s a scotch on the rocks.

Whatsuphoe – Aug 7, 2024
a tacky person, but his ass is a landmark

KevX75 – Aug 5, 2024
Kiss him like you miss him, fuck him like you hate him. And when you’re fucking someone else just fuck them like they ain’t him.

HornyHawk – Aug 4, 2024
Once you get him in whore mode (drugs) he will do just about anything you want including fucking your dog(s) if you have any.

pragmaticnihilist – Aug 2, 2024
You can put your cock !!!!AND HAND!!!! up his ass 🫠 and wank 💓 💦👄 inside him! 💓

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Some
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages German, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 600€

 

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Sexy_boy_4_Daddy, 19
Knoxville

I am a young adult of 19 years.

I love video games and doing mushrooms and sex.

Guestbook of Sexy_boy_4_Daddy

Alwaysshorny – Aug 13, 2024
I remember the day you switched from grinder to the escort sites and that was a sad day.

JohnLennon – Aug 11, 2024
i had the most unbelievable sex experience of my life with mike. we did mushrooms which was the first time for me. the result was crazy. i fucked every hole he has with desperation. i would’ve fucked his nostrils if i could’ve. we kept going for 5 hours non stop. i drank his cum like i’d been wandering lost in the desert my whole life.

Sexy_boy_4_Daddy (Owner) – Aug 9, 2024
Apple will invent skynet.

Couplefree – Aug 6, 2024
Very straight laced looking, thick southern accent, polite and quiet on the outside, thunderous and hot on the inside, my bf and I impregnated him 8 times.

Body Type Average
Body Hair Not very hairy
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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burn_it_down, 24
Houston

Let do it over night however many hours you want for $5.

Guestbook of burn_it_down

Phallarchist – Aug 5, 2024
All boys should be required to watch their sperm in motion, to impress upon them the awesome power of creation they hold between their legs and inspire them to expel it with pride and determination.

ijustlikesex – Aug 4, 2024
Before my date with him, my sixth sense told me that he was going to be a whole lot more work than his give-it-away price suggests, so I came prepared. Thank god because I had to move heaven and earth to get him to lie still and shut up but once freed of his idiotic jabbering and donkey laugh his face was incredibly cute and I spent many wonderful inexpensive hours with it.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 5$

 

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BottomOfTheBarrel, 18
Nijmegen

My boyfriend is a closeted teen who sneaks away to live out his secret piggy gay bottom fantasies with me. I’m looking for a third who comes over and makes him take dick from a total stranger. We’ve never done this before and it will be a total shock to him, but I’m gambling it’ll be the reality check he needs to drop the bro act and accept who he is really is. My idea is we’ll fuck him together and then, if you want, you can fuck him alone for as long as you want. Pound him hard. Breed him. Kiss him. Fuck him until he can’t feel his body, until he can’t cum anymore and until he can’t speak properly. Please don’t hold back. But I’m going to have to charge you, I’m afraid. No exceptions.

Guestbook of BottomOfTheBarrel

BottomOfTheBarrel (Owner) – Aug 9, 2024
Long story short my bf and I are now in a sugardaddy arrangement with an older dude. He has my bf on lockdown meaning he’s not allowed to do butt stuff and he’s not allowed to be given head or give head. He’s somewhat allowed to fool around. I know, harsh, but he’s paying our bills.

livelaughlube – July 30, 2024
Spit in his mouth and tell him he’s pretty.

BikerBikerBiker – July 25, 2024
He is tense, wary like an abandoned rescue pet, and inadvertently sexy as hell. He has an everyteen ass and thin, lengthy cock that sproings into action and is as suckable as candy. He has the ambition to be a pop-punk singer. We must encourage him to have a flamboyant youth because he has his whole life ahead of him.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Dutch, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting Ask
S&M Soft
Kissing No
Hourly Rate 250€
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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DisasterMoon, 19
Zagreb

you must be taller than myself and weigh more than 210 pounds. now who wanna suck my pu$$y💥💥

btw i’m straight, i know i can believe it myself

Guestbook of DisasterMoon

StoopidFaggot – Aug 6, 2024
He let me suck his pussy in return for mooching cigarettes off me. That’s all I got for now.

Verpoorten – Aug 3, 2024
I’m gay because I like young ass. His was as uncomplicated and hot as possible. That’s why there are no long treatises, no song lyrics and no poems here.

Anonymous – Aug 1, 2024
He rolled himself into a ball and pried his asshole open and sucked his own dick while I ate his ass and came like a wild man. I must remain anonymous because I play tennis professionally and I know a lot of people.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Not very hairy
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Croatian, English, German
Position Top only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 300€

 

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p.s. Hey. I’m the guest on the new episode of the great Wake Island podcast if you want to hear me. Warning: we talk a lot about Halloween home haunts. Here ** Darby🫠, Hey, Darbs. Yes, Iceland, amazing. No, Iceland’s pretty up on vegan eating requirements, so I didn’t have to go into any trad. Icelandic eating place, thankfully. Anyway, if you ever get a chance to go to Iceland, seriously go. But don’t stay in Reykjavik, travel around. Awesome about your seemingly great new friends. New great friends: best thing ever? Quite possibly. October’s approach is the only reason I am perky. ** jay, No, no one complained, so I’m not sure what the problem was. Hopefully a quick, resolved glitch. Serpents Tail, my old UK publisher, is reprinting some of their older, o.o.p. titles, and ‘Closer’ got picked. I don’t know of any plans by them to reprint the other Cycle books. I wonder where that attraction comes from, but, yeah, it’s real, it’s there. ** Poecilia, Hi! Yeah, commenters here are given very limited options, which really sucks. A WordPress thing, I guess. There’s no internal function available that would let me improve the commenting experience, unfortunately. Thank you for the kinds words about ‘Permanent Green Light’, and that scene. Poor Sylvain (the actor) was very good at hiding the fact that he was freezing to death. And, wow, I saw the drawings via the links you passed on to jay. They’re beautiful. They’re amazing. Thank you so incredibly much. You’re way really talented. Obviously you’re an artist. What is your other art like? Thank you so kindly, P! ** David Ehrenstein, Yes, an offspring but sadly one who did not inherit even their level of talent. ** _Black_Acrylic, Ha ha, Warren’s stuff is pretty bad, although it’s hard to imagine an art crowd sitting still for his rather dullard (if strangely likeable) incompetence for the duration. Never heard of Neil Breen, no. Seems like I should have. I’ll obviously investigate him. Wow, that trailer makes him seem like a possible weird genius or something. No? ** Lucas, Hi. Well, it’s a little bit silly, but Maus us Chocolat is actually pretty cool. Geister Rikscha is very old school and kind of dated, but I liked it, and it’s very peaceful. Hm, those are the only dark rides I can think of that you probably haven’t already done? If you come at Xmas, you can have a Buche de Noel! I live for their annual appearance. Oh, yes, so sorry to be so slow. I’ll read your short thing today. Thanks for the nudge. I very often need nudges. xo. ** nat, Hi. Warren’s stuff is pretty boring, but if you watch them with your finger hovering near the Fast Forward button, there’s charmingly shitty stuff littered throughout. I guess we should all be grateful that real life still has the power to lure us from our imaginative realm. Uh, I say don’t bother with ‘A Little Life’, but, really, what do I know? I like refrains, so no problem whatsoever. ** Måns BT, Hey, Måns! Welcome back! I figured you were heavily preoccupied with the festival and its surroundings, which, you know, is exciting. Yes, I’m a ‘Twin Peaks’ fan, of course. I’m in the ‘best TV series or TV anything ever’ camp. Weirdly, and for no reason whatsoever other than my worries about my writing time getting eaten up, I still have not watched ‘The Return’, which is literally insane of me. I’ll try to use your prompt as my trigger to do so. Life was hampered recently by a terrible heatwave, but now it’s gone (I sure hope). Upcoming … my pal Zac should return from vacation which will occasion us trying to solve the huge problems around our film. Gonna see some friends who are also finally filtering back from their vacations. I finally figured out how to watch ‘Aggro Drift’, so I’ll do that. We’ll see, otherwise. The festival sounds very cool indeed! I don’t know ‘Justine och Juliette’, but I will endeavour to. Thank you about ‘Jerk’. Jonathan is absolutely incredible, I think. It’s great to have you back, yes! I look forward to more. xo. ** Charalampos, Hey. Thanks for listening to the podcast. I’m not on instagram, and I didn’t know they posted ‘RT’ stills. Huh. The photo of Dima is/was him, yes. There used to be tons of porn of him out there, but I don’t know if they’re still posted anywhere. Vibeage galore from gradually chilling Paris. ** Steve, Hi. No, I never saw the Cockettes live. Maybe he’s in their film? I did see that. Congrats on the laptop’s revival. I’ve only seen that Neil Breen trailer that Ben posted, but it looked totally nuts, and I’m curious. ** Justin D, Hi. Someone really needs to invent a time machine but I guess be very, very careful about who gets to use it. Like you and me and our respective friends, basically. ‘Falcon Lake’ does look really interesting in that trailer. I’ll see if it’s on my ‘illegal’ site. Thanks! Wednesday was one for the books if books include empty blank books. Enjoy your Thursday maximally. ** Harper, Hey. I generally only watch pirated films as a last ditch, unless they’re ‘blockbusters’ or whatever. But Zac’s and my films are on a few pirate sites, and that doesn’t bother me at all. They don’t generate any money for us anyway. I’m definitely on the ‘Fateful Findings’ tip. There must be a way. I can see the Ed Wood as genius argument. Certainly in relation to, say, Jerry Warren where there’s really just kind of nothing. ** PL, Hi, PL. Of course I remember you, it hasn’t been that long. Maybe you were referring to ‘Glen or Glenda’, which Harper coincidentally mentioned, like, an inch above you? I know Chucky, yes. Nice … kid. Things with me are slow, but it’s summer, so that’s that. Glad you’ve been focused on the short film. I’m sure you’re making more progress than Zac and I have been able to make ours recently. What?! That video … what in the world? How did that happen? What a strange fantasy. That is crazy. I mean, you know, my apartment is about the size of that place’s bathroom. Thanks for the weird look-see. ** Nicholas., I actually know that Arca song. What were the odds. I don’t know the Grimes song, but I’ll search it out. Nothing is hugely up over here. Your nap/underwear combo wins. Hm, I never buy anything except food and cigarettes. And books. I’m like a monk or something. So … I did buy some discounted socks, but that was like 6 months ago. They’re already full of holes. I’ll try out that song you’re obsessed with as soon as this thing is launched. Thanks! ** Oscar 🌀, Prayers that it will fall. I dreamt last night that I was at Disneyland, and I was looking into the wishing well where people throw their coins and Tinkerbelle yoo-hoos from the depths when they do, and I was looking at the coins, and there was this one configuration that seemed to be spelling out something, and I thought, ‘Could that be my ‘Hi Oscar’ candidate for tomorrow (aka today)’, but, just as I was looking more closely at the configuration to find out, Goofy showed up in a very dehydrated state and started lapping madly at the well’s water, totally destroying the configuration’s visibility, and I waited and waited for him to drink his fill, but I woke up before he did. Sad. Dude, what’s a little ouch in return for your freedom! Congratulations! You were right the first time: escorts, at your service. ** Okay. As you can see from the sight up above, it’s the middle of the month. Please do whatever you do here in the middle of month, and I’ll see you tomorrow.

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