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L@rstonovich presents … Richard Brautigan Day *

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When I was around 11 or 12 I spent a considerable amount of time snooping around my older sister’s room. She had a little bookshelf with only one book on it amidst all the nick-nacks. My aunt gave her the book and it was obvious she never opened it. It was So The Wind Won’t Blow It All Away and the cover photo really freaked me out.

One day I read the book. All Brautigan books can be read in a day. The book was really sad and funny but mostly sad. If the narrator had just bought a hamburger that day, things would have been different. Later I read that this was the last book Brautigan published before blowing his brains out. The foreshadowing became quite apparent after the fact.

In High School I remember having these dreams where I lived above a funeral parlor and they seemed so real and out of left field. Then I remembered this book and re-read it. The narrator lived above a funeral parlor for a bit.

After college I moved to Portland, Oregon. One of my best friends, Dylan, began reading Trout Fishing In America. He said there was a guy named “Trout Fishing In America” in Ojai, California, where he was from. I read Trout Fishing too, then In Watermelon Sugar, and A Confederate General in Big Sur. Powell’s books had tons of Richard Brautigan hardcovers, well worn and ratty but first editions. I hadn’t realized RB was from the Northwest when I read him as a kid, but now that I live out here it made total sense. Soon, I had read everything he wrote. The Abortion was a favorite. I remember giving it to my sister for Christmas (a different sister than the one who I stole So The Wind… from) and the family being a little weirded out by the title. “It’s a really nice book,” I said, “It’s about a guy who lives in a library where anyone can put a book they write. One kid enters a book about a pancake.”

When Dylan told his father he was reading RB his father told a story regarding young Dylan and the author himself. Dylan was probably 3 or 4 and he and his dad were walking down a hill in San Francisco (one of RB’s homes, along with Montana, and Japan) and RB was walking up the hill. His dad recognized RB instantly, his long blonde hair and trademarked mustache were legendary, not to mention on the cover of all his books. Apparently young Dylan and RB were really intrigued with each other and stared at each other intently and when they passed they both turned around and walked backwards, still staring, one going up hill and one going down. I thought it was a great story.

When I pulled out So The Wind… for my third re-read I thought about my aunt who gave my sister the book. She lived in SF in the late 60’s and 70’s and knew Kesey and such so I wondered if she ever met RB. The next day I saw a note on the refrigerator that my aunt had called. She had never called before, she lived in Mexico. Turns out she didn’t know RB. Instead she offered to pay for my trip to Mexico as a graduation present from college. Right on. Oh yeah and for years I played in a band called The Lawn (originally with Dylan), named after the Brautigan collection Revenge of The Lawn. So now I present Richard Brautigan.

 

Biographical Snippets from Wikipedia (read full entry)

Brautigan was born in Tacoma, Washington to Bernard Frederick Brautigan, Jr. (July 29, 1909 — May 27, 1994) a factory worker, laborer, and World War II veteran, and Lulu Mary “Mary Lou” Keho (April 7, 1911 — September 24, 2005) a waitress. His father broke his relationship with Mary Lou eight months before Richard was born. Brautigan said that he met his biological father only twice, though after Brautigan’s death Bernard Brautigan was said to be unaware that Richard was his child, saying “He’s got the same last name, but why would they wait 45 to 50 years to tell me I’ve got a son.”

Throughout his childhood, Brautigan lived in extreme poverty; he told his daughter stories of his mother sifting rat feces from their supply of flour to make flour-and-water pancakes. Because of Brautigan’s impoverished childhood, he and his family found it difficult obtaining food, and on some occasions would not be able to eat for days. He lived with his family on welfare and moved to various homes in the Pacific Northwest before settling in Eugene, Oregon in 1944. Many of Brautigan’s childhood experiences were included in the poems and stories that he wrote from as early as the age of 12 through his high school years. His novel So the Wind Won’t Blow It All Away is loosely based on childhood experiences including an incident where Brautigan accidentally shot the brother of a close friend in the ear, injuring him only slightly.

Hospitalization

On December 14, 1955, Brautigan was arrested for throwing a rock through a police-station window, supposedly in order to be sent to prison and fed. He was arrested for disorderly conduct and had to pay a $25 fine; however, he was instead committed to the Oregon State Hospital on December 24, 1955, after police noticed patterns of erratic behavior.

At the Oregon State Hospital Brautigan was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia and clinical depression, and was treated with electroconvulsive therapy twelve times. While institutionalized, he began writing The God of the Martians, a manuscript that remains unpublished. On February 19, 1956, Brautigan was released from the Oregon State Hospital and briefly lived with his mother, stepfather, and his siblings in Eugene, Oregon. He then left for San Francisco, where he would spend most of the rest of his life, except for periods of time spent in Tokyo and Montana.

Writing career

In San Francisco, Brautigan sought to establish himself as a writer and was known for handing out his poetry on the streets and performing at poetry clubs.

Brautigan’s first published book was The Return of the Rivers (1958), a single poem, followed by two collections of poetry: The Galilee Hitch-Hiker (1958), and Lay the Marble Tea (1959). During the 1960s Brautigan became involved in the burgeoning San Francisco counterculture scene, often appearing as a performance-poet at concerts and participating in the various activities of The Diggers. Brautigan was also a writer for the newspaper Change, an underground newspaper created by Ron Loewinsohn.

In the summer of 1961, Brautigan went camping with his wife and his daughter in the Idaho Stanley Basin. While camping he completed the novels A Confederate General From Big Sur and Trout Fishing in America. A Confederate General from Big Sur was his first published novel and met with little critical or commercial success. But when his novel Trout Fishing in America was published in 1967, Brautigan was catapulted to international fame and labeled by literary critics as the writer most representative of the emerging countercultural youth-movement of the late 1960s, even though he was said to be contemptuous of hippies (as noted in Lawrence Wright’s article in the April 11, 1985 issue of Rolling Stone.) Trout Fishing in America has so far sold over 4 million copies worldwide.

Suicide

In 1984, at age 49, Richard Brautigan had recently moved to Bolinas, California, where he was living alone in a large, old house. He died of a self-inflicted .44 Magnum gunshot wound to the head. The exact date of his death is unknown, and his decomposed body was found by Robert Yench, a private investigator, on October 25, 1984. The body was found on the living room floor, in front of a large window that looked out over the Pacific Ocean. It is speculated that Brautigan may have ended his life over a month earlier, on September 14, 1984, after talking to former girlfriend Marcia Clay on the telephone.

Brautigan once wrote, “All of us have a place in history. Mine is clouds.”

 

NOVELS (most info culled from www.brautigan.net)

A CONFEDERATE GENERAL FROM BIG SUR – 1964

The Novel’s Protagonist

According to Newton Smith, the novel is the story of a character in Big Sur who imagines himself to be a general in the Confederate army, told by a narrator working on a textual analysis of the punctuation of Ecclesiastes. (Smith 123)

More specifically, Lee Mellon, the novel’s protagonist, believes he is the descendent of the only Confederate General to have come from Big Sur and is himself a seeker after truth in his own modern-day (1957) war against the status quo and the state of the Union. Brautigan’s friend Price Dunn was the model for the novel’s Lee Mellon.

Theme

The novel’s theme was the domination of imagination over reality: both a curse and a blessing. Imagination was presented as an uncontrollable force from which people received comfort, hope, and despair. This theme was reprised in all Brautigan’s subsequent novels.

 

TROUT FISHING IN AMERICA – 1967

Inspiration for the Novel

Pierre Delattre recalled a fishing trip with Brautigan and how Brautigan lamented not being able to capture the magic of “his trout fishing book” on paper.

Then one afternoon back in North Beach we went into a hardware store so that he could buy some chickenwire for his bird cage. Suddenly he seized the pen from my pocket, the notebook from my shoulder bag, ran out and over to a park bench, and started to scribble a story about a man who finds a used trout stream in the back of a hardware store. The next day, we stopped to chat with a legless-armless man on a rollerboard who sold pencils. Brautigan called him “Trout Fishing in America Shorty,” and wrote a story about him. From then on, trout fishing ceased to be a memory of the past, but the theme of immediate experience and Brautigan’s book made him a rich and famous writer.

The early acceptance of the novel was positive. Critics hailed Brautigan as a fresh new voice in American literature. For example, Newton Smith said, ‘Trout Fishing in America altered the shape of fiction in America and was one of the first popular representatives of the postmodern novel. . . . The narrative is episodic, almost a free association of whimsy, metaphors, puns, and vivid but unconventional images. Trout Fishing in America is, among other things, a character, the novel itself as it is being written, the narrator, the narrator’s inspirational muse, a pen nib, and a symbol of the pastoral ideal being lost to commercialism, environmental degradation, and social decay’.

Excerpt:

Mayonnaise.

 

IN WATERMELON SUGAR – 1968

First published in 1968, In Watermelon Sugar was Richard Brautigan’s third published novel and, according to Newton Smith, his most serious: a parable for survival in the 20th c[entury]. [It] is the story of a successful commune called iDEATH whose inhabitants survive in passive unity while a group of rebels live violently and end up dying in a mass suicide.

Inspiration for the Novel

Several possible inspirations for the novel are noted. iDEATH may have been a utopian parable for the artistic/literary community of Bolinas, California where Brautigan wrote this novel. A possible inspiration for the “Forgotten Works” may have been a Sears Department store across from Brautigan’s apartment at 2546 Geary Street. Brautigan moved to this typical turn-of-the-century San Francisco apartment in 1965, where he lived until 1975 (Michael McClure 41). The view of San Francisco from across the bay in Marin County was another possible inspiration for the Forgotten Works. Another possible inspiration was Brautigan’s separation from his wife, Virginia Alder, on 24 December 1962.

Excerpt:

“In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done and done again as my life is done in watermelon sugar. I’ll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant.

Wherever you are, we must do the best we can. It is so far to travel, and we have nothing here to travel, except watermelon sugar. I hope this works out.

I live in a shack near iDEATH. I can see iDEATH out the window. It is beautiful. I can also see it with my eyes closed and touch it. Right now it is cold and turns like something in the hand of a child. I do not know what that thing could be.

There is a delicate balance in iDEATH. It suits us.

The shack is small but pleasing and comfortable as my life and made from pine, watermelon sugar and stones as just about everything here is.

Our lives we have carefully constructed from watermelon sugar and then travelled to the length of our dreams, along roads lined with pines and stones.

I have a bed, a chair, a table and a large chest that I keep my things in. I have a lantern that burns watermelontrout oil at night.

That is something else. I’ll tell you about it later. I have a gentle life.

I go to the window and look out again. The sun is shining at the long edge of a cloud. It is Tuesday and the sun is golden.

I can see piney woods and the rivers that flow from those piney woods. The rivers are cold and clear and there are trout in the rivers.

Some of the rivers are only a few inches wide.

I know a river that is half-an-inch wide. I know because I measured it and sat beside it for a whole day. It started raining in the middle of the afternoon. We call everything a river here. We’re that kind of people.

I can see fields of watermelons and the rivers that flow through them. There are many bridges in the piney woods and in the fields of watermelons. There is a bridge in front of this shack.

Some of the bridges are made of wood, old and stained silver like rain, and some of the bridges are made of stone gathered from a great distance and built in the order of that distance, and some of the bridges are made of watermelon sugar. I like those bridges best.

We make a great many things out of watermelon sugar here — I’ll tell you about it — including this book being written near iDEATH.

All this will be gone into, travelled in watermelon sugar.”

 

THE ABORTION: AN HISTORICAL ROMANCE – 1971

Plot

The plot of The Abortion follows a young man, the narrator, who works and lives in the library, a Brautigan world of lonely pleasure, where he meets a woman. After impregnating the woman, the narrator supports her abortion. In the process he learns how to reenter human society.

Inspiration for the Novel

The inspiration for the library is factual. The abortion is more problematic.

Excerpt:

The 23

Ah, it feels so good to sit here in the darkness of these books. I’m not tired. This has been an average evening for books being brought in: with 23 finding their welcomed ways onto our shelves.

I wrote their titles and authors and a little about the receiving of each book down in the Library Contents Ledger. I think the first book came in around 6:30.

MY TRIKE by Chuck. The author was five years old and had a face that looked as if it had been struck by a tornado of freckles. There was no title on the book and no words inside, just pictures.

“What’s the name of your book?” I said.

The little boy opened the book and showed me the drawing of a tricycle. It looked more like a giraffe standing upside down in an elevator.

“That’s my trike,” he said.

“Beautiful,” I said. “And what’s your name?”

“That’s my trike.”

“Yes,” I said. “Very nice, but what’s your name?”

“Chuck.”

He reached the book up onto the desk and then headed for the door, saying, “I have to go now. My mother’s outside with my sister.”

I was going to tell him that he could put the book on any shelf he wanted to, but then he was gone in his small way.

 

THE HAWKLINE MONSTER: A GOTHIC WESTERN

Background

First published in 1974, The Hawkline Monster was Richard Brautigan’s fifth published novel, and the first to parody a literary genre. Subtitled “A Gothic Western,” the novel was well received by a wider audience than Brautigan’s earlier work.

As in earlier novels, Brautigan played with the idea that imagination has both good and bad ramifications, turning it into a monster with the power to turn objects and thoughts into whatever amused it.

 

WILLARD AND HIS BOWLING TROPHIES – A PERVERSE MYSTERY

Background

First published in 1975, Willard and His Bowling Trophies was Richard Brautigan’s sixth published novel and the second to parody a literary genre: sado-masochism in this case. The novel, as all others by Brautigan, dealt with the isolation of people from each other.

Inspiration for the Novel

In real life, Willard was a papier mache sculpture, a bird about four feet high painted red, white, and orange with big, round eyes, a pot belly, and long beak created by Brautigan’s friend Stanley Fullerton. Brautigan and Price Dunn enjoyed elaborate practical jokes on each other as part of passing Willard back and forth between themselves.

 

SOMBRERO FALLOUT: A JAPANESE NOVEL

Background

First published in 1976, Sombrero Fallout was Richard Brautigan’s seventh published novel and the third to parody a literary genre. Subtitled “A Japanese Novel,” it featured two interrelated stories. The first was about a sombrero falling from the sky and its affect on humanity. In the second story, the narrator of the first thinks about his Japanese ex-lover who had recently moved out of his apartment.

 

DREAMING OF BABYLON: A DETECTIVE NOVEL 1942

Background

First published in 1977, Dreaming of Babylon was Richard Brautigan’s eighth published novel and the fourth to parody a literary genre. Subtitled “A Private Eye Novel 1942” it parodied hard-boiled Grade-B detective stories.

 

THE TOKYO-MONTANA EXPRESS

Background

First published in 1980 (special Targ edition published 1979), The Tokyo-Montana Express, a collection of one hundred and thirty-one “stations” inspired by memories of Japan and Montana, January-July 1976, that seem to form a somewhat autobiographical work, was Brautigan’s ninth published novel. Brautigan, defending the unique form of this novel, said each section of the novel represented a separate stop along a journey, a station along a metaporical rail line joining Japan and Montana. Common themes running through these stations include Brautigan’s disillusionment with aging, the search for identity, the diversity of human nature, and cultural differences between Montana and Japan. A few stations deal with Shiina Takako, owner of The Cradle, a Tokyo bar patronized by writers and artists, and Brautigan.

 

SO THE WIND WON’T BLOW IT ALL AWAY

Background

First published in 1982, So the Wind Won’t Blow It All Away was Richard Brautigan’s ninth published novel and the last published before his death in 1984. Focused around the death of a young boy in a shooting accident in a western Oregon town on Saturday, 17 February 1948. Although he never confirmed or denied the connection, the story was thought to be autobiographical, built on an incident that happened to Brautigan at age thirteen.

Actually, the story was created from two separate incidents. The first involved Brautigan, his best friend Pete Webster, and Pete’s brother, Danny. The three were duck hunting in the Fern Ridge wetlands, near Eugene, Oregon. Brautigan was separated from the other two. Brautigan fired at a duck and a pellet from his shot struck Danny in the ear, injuring him only slightly. About the same time, Donald Husband, 14-year-old son of a prominent Eugene attorney, was shot and killed in a hunting accident off Bailey Hill Road. Brautigan’s incident and that involving Husband became one in this novel (Bob Keefer and Quail Dawning 2H).

The novel sold less than 15,000 copies, and was ignored or dismissed by critics.

 

AN UNFORTUNATE WOMAN: A JOURNEY

Background

First published in France in 1994 (U.S. edition published 2000), An Unfortunate Woman was Richard Brautigan’s tenth published novel. Written before his death in 1984, this novel was published post-humously. The theme was an exploration of death through the oblique ruminations on the suicide death of one female friend, and the death by cancer of another, Nikki Arai.

 

STORIES

REVENGE OF THE LAWN

Background

First published in 1971, Revenge of the Lawn: Stories 1962-1970, a collection of sixty-two stories, was Brautigan’s first published collection of stories.

Unlike previous books by Brautigan, the front cover did not feature a photograph of him and a woman friend. This one featured a photograph of a woman, alone, sitting at a table in front of a cake. The woman is Sherry Vetter, from Louisville, Kentucky. Vetter taught at St. Anthony’s, a girl’s Catholic High School in Long Beach, California, during the academic year 1968-1969. She then moved to San Francisco. Years later, after marrying, Vetter settled with her husband in Port Royal, Kentucky.

Brautigan, and the book, were awarded the Washington Governor’s Writing Award for 1972.

 

POETRY

Richard Brautigan published ten volumes of poetry, as well as several individual poems.

The Return of the Rivers
The Galilee Hitch-Hiker
Lay the Marble Tea
The Octopus Frontier
All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
Please Plant This Book
The Pill Versus the Springhill Mine Disaster
Rommel Drives On Deep into Egypt
Loading Mercury with a Pitchfork
June 30th, June 30th

As an author, Brautigan is noted for his poetry which often turns dramatically on metaphorical whimsy.

By his own account, this expertise was a difficult achievement.

I love writing poetry but it’s taken time, like a difficult courtship that leads to a good marriage, for us to get to know each other. I wrote poetry for seven years to learn how to write a sentence because I really wanted to write novels and I figured that I couldn’t write a novel until I could write a sentence. I used poetry as a lover but I never made her my old lady. . . . I tried to write poetry that would get at some of the hard things in my life that needed talking about but those things you can only tell your old lady.

— Richard Brautigan. “Old Lady.” The San Francisco Poets. Ed. David Meltzer. New York: Ballantine Books, 1971. 293-294.

All Watched Over
by Machines of Loving Grace

by Richard Brautigan

I’d like to think (and
the sooner the better!)
of a cybernetic meadow
where mammals and computers
live together in mutually
programming harmony
like pure water
touching clear sky.
I like to think
(right now, please!)
of a cybernetic forest
filled with pines and electronics
where deer stroll peacefully
past computers
as if they were flowers
with spinning blossoms.

I like to think
(it has to be!)
of a cybernetic ecology
where we are free of our labors
and joined back to nature,
returned to our mammal brothers and sisters,
and all watched over
by machines of loving grace.

 

The Sitting Here, Standing Here Poem

Ah,
sitting here in the beautiful sunny morning!
Santa Barbara, listening to
Donovan singing songs
about love, the wind and seagulls.

I’m 32 but feel just like a child
I guess I’m too old now to grow old
Good!

I’m alone in the house because she’s asleep
in the bedroom.

She’s a tall slender girl
and uses up the whole bed!

My sperm is singing its way
through the sky of her body
like a chorus of galaxies.

I go into the bedroom to look at her.
I’m looking down at her. She’s asleep.
I’m standing here writing this.

 

The Buses

Philosophy should stop
at midnight like the buses.
Imagine Nietzsche, Jesus
and Bertrand Russell parked
in the silent car barns.

 

RECORDINGS

I was lucky enough to stumble upon the Listening To Richard Brautigan LP just as I was getting into his works, back in 1995. This video has some recording excerpts…

It’s kind of annoying how they do the typing thing, but it’s a way to hear his crazy “Big Bird” voice.

Thanks to Dennis, long live Richard Brautigan.

 

More Links:

The Richard Brautigan Archives
The Brautigan Pages
You Can’t Catch Death: A Daughter’s Memoir by Ianthe Brautigan
Brautigan Week at Falcon vs. Monkey
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“You should be open minded and not chubby; it’s not our thing sorry! Don’t really care if it’s a thyroid problem; stop eating thyroids?”

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Stykkishólmur

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Mynameisjulio1965 – Dec 10, 2020
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Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
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Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
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Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
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Safer Sex Always
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Overnight On request

 

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Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M No
Dirty Yes
Position No answer
Safer Sometimes
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight 450 $

 

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Kid, for me, everyone is important, except racists and flatherters, especially for people that show how they feel like you, plus you’re cuter than shit IMHO, I just want to say that you’re important, don’t let you down, hope this can some how help

iam_short_yours (Owner) – Dec 2, 2020
Yeh man it’s hard living. I have no motivation or will to do anything but really Jack off. I don’t want to give my age away and be banned but I have 2 years till I can buy a gun 4 years 5 years I believe till I can buy alcohol. I don’t care about anything anymore I just want to shut off the world and disappear into a cocoon. I want to give up but instead I’ve been dragging along sometimes I wonder if I will make it to the end of the year. Really I never understood why my death would be a big loss or deal theres 7 billion people 1 billion of them could replace me and probably be a better human than me.

misoroico – Dec 2, 2020
I feel you

iam_short_yours (Owner) – Dec 2, 2020
I used my worst picture so I’ve set the expectations low.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Position Versatile
Safer Let’s talk
Rate per hour 50 Br
Overnight 100 Br

 

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Wannabegay, 19
Amsterdam

I just trying.
I had first time 6 years ago with family member. One and only.
I play the saxophone.
I don’t play the magic flute of everyone who writes to me.
I am very lonely.

Guestbook of Wannabegay

Wannabegay (Owner) – Dec 3, 2020
I have Corona. I’ll be fine, thanks for asking. Take care. Pandemic most hits you old sacks :-))) So to you Grandpapas and Papas, stay at home.

Wannabegay (Owner) – Nov 25, 2020
To anyone visiting my profile, can you share your opinion on this? As a bottom, do I need to worry about the size of my dick (which is below than average)? Don’t mince your words.

Wannabegay (Owner) – Nov 24, 2020
If you’ve read this far, I am located in Roosendaal, not Amsterdam. I’m sorry for the minor dishonesty, but I set my location to expose myself to the broadest audience.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Dutch, German, English
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Position Bottom only
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 300 €

 

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18_abfickhure_18, 18
Herdecke

Hey guys, I’m Tomek
A skater boy from Herdecke who recently found his love for getting fucked bareback,
since then I offer myself to every guy outside my friends circle as a breeding whore, the best thing is groups 🙂
I love wearing thong panties as they help me get in the right state of mind, and
please no bottoms, I’m not interested, let us not quarrel among ourselves.

Guestbook of 18_abfickhure_18

NotSoSkinny – Dec 9, 2020
I’m a sugar daddy in New Jersey USA I’m interested in getting you paid weekly payment start from $1500 lmk if you’re interested ❤❤❤❤

Ready2pay – Dec 8, 2020
Want to live in Kyiv? Want pocket money and someone to spoil you?
Are you looking for an old guy between 50 and 70 with a hot cock? I can find you one. Please call from now on, but send me an SMS first, please mob. +39106 501 0 944 Viber

EasyGoingGuy – Dec 8, 2020
I can offer you longterm employment in Amsterdam. I will build up a list of at least 10 (preferably more) “regulars” you will be required to serve sexually each Saturday and Sunday, going to their homes and pleasing them, on an ongoing basis. This is in addition to pleasing me. Ideally, you would also be required to service at least 5 (reparably more) others nightly on weekday evenings.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, English
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Position Bottom only
Safer Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Harrison&Ford, 19
Koblenz

We have been a couple for 1 year and pretty happy with our lives.
People are pretty crazy about our bodies and are happy to meet up and have a constantly washing network if you want to be part of it. We’re pretty narcissistic but not addicts of ourselves either haha😊 You should be open minded and not chubby; it’s not our thing sorry! Don’t really care if it’s a thyroid problem; stop eating thyroids?

Guestbook of Harrison&Ford

RICHARD&STEVE – Nov 29, 2020
Ten out of ten for the boy with the longer hair. No marks for the shorter haired boy as he had some kind of mental breakdown, I don’t know about what because he wasn’t making any sense. So my partner and I had to wait a while until he took a sedative and went in the other room to lie down. Then spent all night in an intense 3some with the longer haired. We did everything. Yes, ALL of it! Screwed him from mid-evening until sunrise, pretty much continuously. He has a fabulous indefatigable anus that sputters and whistles like a drunken songbird.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks German, Portuguese, English
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Position Versatile
Safer Sometimes
Rate per hour 250 €
Overnight 800 €

 

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I_hate_u, 19
Al Khubar

Looking for guys who have a bottle of poppers they will be willing to part with (of course I’ll suck you off for it)

Guestbook of I_hate_u

suckmeoffnow – Dec 13, 2020
He sucked me bone dry.

TXNnAKB- Dec 1, 2020
He got me hard very quickly and he is also cute according to the information and my hardness had a good stability and my load was one of the big ones so I am completely satisfied because the price-performance ratio was right.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Arabic, English
Kissing No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Position Prefer not to say
Safer Sex Always
Rate per hour 50 SAR
Overnight On request

 

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Barebackcuddling, 19
London

Hi everyone, I am a young man of Jewish origin (but not circumcised). I love theater, Opera, ballet, Jim Jarmusch movies, and Tilda Swinton’s acting. I also write music and do hope to try to find a producer or record company here who would be interested in my songs and artist persona. And of course I love sex. For the most of times, I am a bottom. I have topped, but not wildly successfully. I like hard sex, but only when a man has handfuls of my hair and is trying to eat my neck. But all of those are dreams. The main thing is humanity. In every situation, even while in bed with an escort, a man should not forget that every person has a soul.

Guestbook of Barebackcuddling

insatiable69er – Dec 7, 2020
He is more deeper than the ocean.

Willyasshole – Dec 5, 2020
He is pure sex on legs, a veritable cheetah you will wanna meeta. His kisses are cannibalistic, a full pronged attack of tongue, teeth, lips, gushing saliva, delightful. His ass is to die for, his ass is to die for and in case you didn’t get that HIS ASS IS TO DIE FOR. He was tight to start with but quickly gaped to accommodate my ten inch plus truncheon. I gave him a fuck that would have knocked most bottoms unconscious while he mouthed “I love you” and gazed into my eyes like a star-stuck preteen. The restaurant recommendations were a bonus.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English, French, Hebrew, German
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Position More bottom
Safer Let’s talk
Rate per hour 100 £
Overnight 550 £

 

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Seatboy, 20
Brighton

Straight lad here hoping to make some bank with my unusual fetish

Normally do it with women but this is what I can only describe as a terrible year

I’m probably asexual so please don’t expect anything sexual or kissing

Guestbook of Seatboy

Seatboy (Owner) – Nov 17, 2020
Strictly no married please. I’m not a homewrecker. If seperated, its okay.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Average
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Kissing No
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Position Top only
Safer Sex Always
Rate per hour 75 £
Overnight 250 £

 

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sandpaperhands, 19
Paris

I am looking for a wealthy life partner. I want someone who is romantic and possessive. I find being stalked romantic. I want someone who is obsesssed with me. I want us to spent every moment together. I want you to spend every moment with me. Our bodies will age and faces will wrinkle, but our love will make us attracted to each other for our whole lives.

Guestbook of sandpaperhands

sandpaperhands (Owner) – Dec 2, 2020
If someone can suggest an alternate way to prove absolutely that you are obsessed with me, I’m willing to listen.

ur_my_snack – Dec 2, 2020
To those who haven’t contacted him but intend to, he doesn’t just like being stalked, he wants you to stalk him for at least a week and send him photographic and other proof daily, all on your own dime I might add, before he’ll even look twice at you.

sandpaperhands (Owner) – Nov 30, 2020
Attention 99% of you – put your unkempt, smelly and rueful cocks in someone else!

Noel71 – Nov 30, 2020
You are a great looking bloke.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks French, English, Polish, Sign language
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Position Versatile
Safer Sex Always
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Timeswasting, 18
Bloxwich

Unfortunately I’m unvisitable because I’m still living with my family and afraid of their reaction to letting strangers in

I’m bottom boy, virgin yet but believe me I have a great butt. I’m in search of money of course but also tops who are really very very wild, who make me wail even in my dreams.

I’m personally too shy and need time to think and type back when I get a message. I don’t know how it feels then and I’m scared of either being bullied or being told “on second thought no” or being yelled at for being first to say “sexy body” or “I find you very attractive” to a man😰

Also, I’m afraid of pictures or videos being made out of me during sex so please do not misunderstand – ok?😅

Guestbook of Timeswasting

Timeswasting (Owner) – Dec 9, 2020
Hi Kevin!

Kevin7453952 – Dec 9, 2020
Hi Oliver it’s Kevin Molton remember me? You haven’t been a virgin since I fucked you in 7th grade and I don’t think you were a virgin then liar.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Kissing Consent
FF Passsive
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Position Bottom only
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 150 £
Overnight On request

 

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edgeerenting, 18
Biloxi

my offer is i want you to edge me so long that i go insane. under consideration by a sugar daddy. no longer available.

Guestbook of edgeerenting

Robertsucks – Dec 11, 2020
His crotch is a masterpiece.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Kissing No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Position No answer
Safer Sex No answer
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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AnalEmoDirtySlut20, 20
Chisinau

Slender boyish anal emo brunette dirty slut , with gorgeous child- like ass, preteen body shape, like depressing fun clothes and makeup, have piercing and tattoos, enjoy getting my slutty ass penetrated veery rough by huge cocks, especially interracial

Love veery hard rough brutal anal gangbangs, can take a couple of cocks in my ass and mouth at one time, enjoy getting my ass torn apart by muscular studs , being anal slave for big cock masters, when they undress me to my pale sad body like a whore and fuck my dirty horny holes madly

Guestbook of AnalEmoDirtySlut20

somerandomtop – Nov 26, 2020
I live in Cheshire, and even to fuck a so-so looking Emo like this one I would pay through the nose, eyes, ears, arms and legs!

MB_72 – Nov 26, 2020
@54devil if you see this and are still in Chisinau, if you can bring AnalEmoDirtySlut20 back to London we can set him up in my spare room. I personally know about a dozen guys locally who would pay through the nose to do an Emo and there’s gotta be hundreds of guys on the continent who would travel here.

berntraumboy – Nov 25, 2020
hi i’m bern the owner of traumboy boy brothel in koln and i exploit scort boys without papers if you want to earn a pittance helping men have a good time do not hesitate to call me.

54devil – Nov 24, 2020
It’s sad that you have to fly all the way from London to a shithole town in Moldova to find a fuckable old school Emo these days but he’s the real dead, no Cosplay crap, I mean 00’s classic style, self-harm scars fresh and healed, eye contact allergic, gloomy as a winter’s day, can be burnt with cigs, spat on, slapped, hit until he cries, have objects inserted into him and down his urethra, and placed in cold water.

marryvel – Nov 21, 2020
i from asian and im look for emo boy how sex him and fucking him to ben and cr and im looking for emo boy who love me and carying him to finish him studying and i will fromise this boy i love him lioe girl thank

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks Romanian, Russian, English
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Position More bottom
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 40 €
Overnight 120 €

 

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let-it-snow, 20
Saint-Etienne

Bisex boy with dick XL and girlfriend. BREAKER of ass profesional. Safe sex sometimes. BB sometimes. I DONT USE TO BE AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. THANKS

Guestbook of let-it-snow

SagarAsslicker – Dec 6, 2020
Arranging a date with him is as easy as ordering a pizza, so…

1.- HOW IS HE?
Nice enough, hot, very short, not very educated, bla, bla, bla… He says he is an artist (!?!?) so you aren’t paying a hustler but you are investing in art?! The important thing is that he has a 18cm cock in the middle of his little legs and he fucks .

2.- WHAT DOES HE DO?
He does TOP ! Tell him what else you want and he will say yes or no (but he will probably say yeaaah…)

3.- WILL HE LOVE YOU?
Of course he will love you!

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, Spanish, Arabic, English
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Position Top only
Safer Let’s talk
Rate per hour 80 €
Overnight On request

 

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fuck4ume, 18
Savannah

Hi. Leonardo here, for you LeonardoDaVinshi which will paint you all over. All you gotta do is just ask.

Guestbook of fuck4ume

Chocolatey – Dec 4, 2020
Hi please don’t abuse me thank you.

Anderson3 – Dec 1, 2020
About five months ago I was attacked in my home by this guy. He tied me up and robbed me. He made comments about my body and my looks like he was going to rape me but left without touching me. He didn’t do a very good job of tying me up, either, because I got loose pretty quickly.

WhitePieceOfDirt – Dec 1, 2020
FRAG MICH!

Dick XXL, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Piercings A lot
Tattoos A few
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Versatile
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex On request
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight 1000 $

 

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BBMonster, 18
Belgrade

I’m friendly, and cute AF. You love me because I look like some queer friend of your teen daughter you’d fantasise slipping a date rape drug to and dragging by my feet into your bedroom, but you don’t need to! Hit me up 24/7. I’m so easy on the eyes, not on the wallet, but it’s minor compared to the sense of power you deserve to feel after each raw load you pound into me, or maybe even mine into you d€p€nding! I don’t peddle sex, I package confidence.

Guestbook of BBMonster

BBMonster – Dec 4, 2020
My sugardaddy just said if I don’t stop escorting I’m going to heaven, yall need anything?

BBMonster – Dec 2, 2020
@LaineMitchell That’ll be 5E please.

LaineMitchell – Dec 2, 2020
I want my cock buried so deep in your hole that not even king arthur himself risen from the dead could dislodge the cock from your orifice

BBMonster – Dec 1, 2020
Why did my sugardaddy just deposit 3500 in my account unprovoked… omg I wanna do something.

BBMonster – Nov 28, 2020
I just got slam fucked by some guy for hours and took 4 loads in my guts for 80E when I was depressed, no make that drunk.

BBMonster – Nov 27, 2020
My sugardaddy thinks Shakespeare wrote Hamilton.

BBMonster – Nov 26, 2020
i said TOMXLTOP you can’t fuck me bc I just ate and drank a lot of coffee and he said its ok bc I’m used to twinks painting me…

TOMXLTOP – Nov 26, 2020
Sorry i went Crazy on you… it will happen again

BBMonster – Nov 23, 2020
Before I forget… I have a sugar daddy but he’s just that. I’m not married yall.

nellywill0 – Nov 23, 2020
i am nelson and i am ready to find love with you there is nothing to be afriad off

Dick M, uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Italian, Spanish, Serbo-Croatian, Serbian
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Position Bottom only
Safer Sex Rarely
Rate per hour 50 дин
Overnight 200 дин

 

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Slippery, 23
Louvain-la-Neuve

Thank You for taking the time to view this prostitute’s profile. I will keep it short to not waste Your precious time. In few words :

• As I’ve recently decided I am a bit too cold and sarcastic and thought it would be a good idea to create some balance between mind and body, sex, more specifically prostituting for one 24 hour period of each week, has become an important part of my normal routine.

• I won’t call you Daddy, but I will treat your cock like it’s half the reason I exist.

• Just because I’m willing to be FF doesn’t mean you can treat my prolapse like your pet cat.

• Just because I only do bareback doesn’t mean I want to catch an STD.

• Just because I tell you I like you doesn’t mean I’ll ever think about you again for the rest of my life.

If this is something You are looking for, please message me. Any message received will be answered with two full body nudes (with face) front and back within minutes.

Guestbook of Slippery

Good-man888 – Dec 12, 2020
i would reconsider that policy. i’m one of your regulars or was until i got to know you.

Slippery (Owner) – Dec 12, 2020
Due to the fact that many of my dates thus far have proved deeply unsettling for me I now have a new policy that we spend a few hours getting to know one another before the act. Thanks for your understanding.

big_DOM – Dec 7, 2020
He’s ok with getting fisted in a sling! I took him to a fist orgy! Ass play is the greatest form of intimacy! His insides are slimy and hot! I loved letting guys take turns with his hole! Big toys are where its at! There’s lots of stuff I did inside his ass I just don’t know the names for it!

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, English
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Position Bottom only
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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toohotforthisplanet, 18
Bogota

cute stooge
down 4 whtvr
total bottom not vers in any way

Guestbook of toohotforthisplanet

RASCAL – Nov 30, 2020
You told me that wanting you to be fucked by my dog was nasty but your cock was hard when it did you.

tallest_top – Nov 27, 2020
I enjoyed facefucking him while resting my hand on his throat then tightly gripping it. I enjoyed pounding a load inside him while he was asleep. I enjoyed eating his pits.

Anonymous – Nov 20, 2020
Mega hot ass and nicely fucked up cunt! My XXXL cock went in without any problems!

calcium – Nov 13, 2020
A pearl, an angel, a demon, a warm piece of meat, a real slut that must be smash fucked without moderation to appreciate its true value 💓💋😘🐕🐕🐕👿

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Kissing Consent
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Position Bottom only
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 50 $
Overnight 200 $

 

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FURST_LADY_USA, 19
Berlin

marriage to the one that asks me first hehe 😃 promise i’d be good!!

Guestbook of FURST_LADY_USA

FURST_LADY_USA (Owner) – Dec 6, 2020
you can be woman but if you are..
no fucking your vagina
no kiss on the mouth
no touch your breasts / bra

FURST_LADY_USA (Owner) – Dec 6, 2020
like ugly old men, always have. so if you are one of them i’m already in love with you.

FURST_LADY_USA (Owner) – Dec 6, 2020
we need sex until we ejaculate but we need cuddles 🤗 until we pass away.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks German, Czech, English
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Position More bottom
Safer Sometimes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Ummm123, 19
Offenbach am Main

Hello. I am not a ‘professional’ escort and, hopefully, I will never become one.

I moved to Germany in January and after I worked in a restaurant for two months Corona came, the restaurant closed down and I became unemployed. I haven’t been able to find a job since then because I don’t speak the language (I don’t look it but I’m Syrian) and nobody is hiring these days anyway.

So, for lack of other options, I am offering my service as an escort even though I strongly believe that sex and money do not belong together. That’s why the money you give me will not be for sex but to help me go through this tough period. The sex part will be for your pleasure and mine. (I’m almost always horny).

I am not a top model but in Syria I was considered very cute and had a lot of older gay friends. I have a decent cock that can fuck the shit out of you and a small muscle ass that you can do the same, just don’t call me an escort; the only sex you’re going to get from me is that we are two nice people looking to have some fun together.

I’m creating this profile on 24 nov at 20.30. Who wants to be my first helpful friend? I’m waiting and it’s kind of an “emergency”.

Guestbook of Ummm123

Ummm123 (Owner) – Dec 12, 2020
I am now under the management of RAPEgame and available as a less expensive arrangement under the name RAPE Bitch.

Anonymous – Dec 8, 2020
MISERY MISERY MISERY on music by Gerard GRANJEAN with words by Marie GROSPIERRE, interpretation Perre Benichou, the rich will eat and the poor will be hungry …. MISEY MISERY …

Anonymous – Dec 8, 2020
6000 € per night!!!! good luck, luckily there are all kinds of young people you can rape for nothing and they’re not complicated and more beautiful.

Anonymous – Dec 8, 2020
who do you take yourself for? besides your not even cuter than me.

Anonymous – Dec 8, 2020
To flee. Small. Con. You. Have. Lu. His. Entrance. In. Matter .. Situ. Found. A guy. For. You. Spin. Of. Flooze. Here. T. Mal. Closed off

Dick XL, Cut
Orientation Bi
Position Bottom only
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Piercings No
SM Yes
FF Passive
Dirty Yes
Kissing No
Safer Sex Never
Speaks Syrian, English
Rate per hour 950 €
Overnight 6000 €

 

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jeunepourdeprave, 18
Bordeaux

I’ve finally decided to embrace the fact that my dog is a cheating slut I saw this app on tiktok then I try to use I make my dog available I am only looking for humiliating hard trip plans and no taboo the number is mine He is 18 years old and a depraved bitch.

Guestbook of jeunepourdeprave

Anonymous – Dec 10, 2020
It’s worth nothing, dude.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Position Bottom only
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Smoking No
S&M Yes
Fisting Passve
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Speaks French
Rate per hour 1 €
Overnight 5 €

 

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ChrisEscobar, 20
Shoreditch

I enjoy having a man under my bare feet working on them as I relax ect licking & sucking my feet, licking on certain areas of each foot, licking underneath my toes & in between them, licking on top of each foot and working on my insteps, you will be told on what I require you to do, maybe spending an hour or so on 1 foot at a time before doing the other, slow licking and taking time and no rushing.

I control your time, not you man. There will be a set minimum of 2 hours per meeting unless you owe me hours by not serving my feet correctly from past meetings by gaining fines.

I keep notes on my foot men of their faults with their work & their fines & the hours they owe me. I will discuss your work briefly after your session and to make you aware of any mistakes or fines you have gained during your service to my feet.

Your mobile phone must be switched off unless you have a genuine reason why you need to keep it on. I do not want distractions, you will be alone with me at all times serving my feet.

You work on my feet in any condition they are in man at the time.

Guestbook of ChrisEscobar

ChrisEscobar (Owner) – Dec 7, 2020
If I finger your cake, you have to let me eat and fuck it .

Mhdfaz_ – Dec 3, 2020
i found his overconfidence insufferable if, yes, i will admit, well placed.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Arabic, English
Kissing No
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Position Top only
Safer Sometimes
Rate per hour 80 £
Overnight 300 £

 

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heyillbeyourfriend, 18
Leeds

Cocky skinhead from a small town.
Hard as fuck, I work at a harbour.
I am young and haven’t been passed about.
Meaty arse you can fuck until your dizzy.
Small cock but it is hard as an iron bar.
I don’t do incalls as my place is squalid.

Guestbook of heyillbeyourfriend

B-I-g-C-O-C-K – Dec 13, 2020
– Big disappointment of this motherfucker who was acting as my boyfriend, this motherfucker was still on here renting it despite we were in a relationship, so he’s going to be fucked by AK47. So he’s a professional clown who says that a man can make him happy and give him carnal pleasure like sentimental 🤡 (shoot him).

Dick S, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Kissing Consent
FF Passive
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Position Bottom only
Safer Sex Rarely
Rate per hour 100 £
Overnight 450 £

 

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AGreatBody, 20
Milan

My name is AGreatBody, I am a beautiful, reserved young Italian high fashion model. I’m here in town for some shooting.
I am 1.85 x 65 tall, slim, athletic, well defined, very smooth,
very gifted ass, very equipped XXL, In bed I like to do everything, kisses, foreplay of all kinds, penetration, but very calmly.

Guestbook of AGreatBody

buddylove – Dec 5, 2020
If you can get him to admit he’s not a high fashion model he lowers his price.

AGreatBody (Owner) – Dec 1, 2020
My idea of love, it’s too real for this fake world.

RaiyanAbdullah – Dec 1, 2020
I loved your ass hole A LOT

Dick XXL, uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Italian, English
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Position Versatile
Safer Sex Always
Rate per hour 250 €
Overnight On request

 

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Yourturn, 21
Sao Paolo

I like to make horny sex ❄️❄️❄️❄️party ❌❌❌party ❄️❄️❄️ LIKE to party 👠👠👅👠👠 party ❄️❄️❄️❄️

Haha I know you hope that’s me on the first photo. Of course that was me, my younger self.
Naughty happy innocent kid hey!

But well, life goes on, everything is decaying, everything will soon vanish like a dream, and you will not notice it until you do. That’s one of my principles in life, and I am grateful to have realized it at an early age, and that’s IMPERMANENCE.

Anyway, enough of that beautiful philosophy.

My current state: perfectly well, cute, clean, healthy, hot, sane and calm. Waiting for someone to change that.

I can do this in person, online, for an hour or for years.

Guestbook of Yourturn

hotsecret – Dec 9, 2020
Let’s say I’ve been locked into this body for 47 years, and I don’t know myself at all. I can only tell you how much I loved watching the sunrise through a haze of chems while I pounded my 3rd load into this boy’s ass. Someday I hope to find a person with whom I can gain that kind of magic every single day.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Spanish, English
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Soft
Dirty Yes
Position Versatile
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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alloneboy, 21
Villa del Prado

i cant stay more allone in this life,i am to upset for evrything i whant somebody!!! i’m almost smart and almost pretty,if you are looking for the pile that you shit, next!

Guestbook of alloneboy

alloneboy (Owner) – Dec 8, 2020
i will have sex with people with vaginas,but not with their vaginas!

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Position Versatile
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 40 $
Overnight On request

 

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Virginbottom0, 18
El Paso

Hi. My younger brother has tasked me with looking for a nice man to come and take his virginity from him. I’m seeking the best offer. Text me and I can send you many photos of his ass including, if you make serious offer, X-rays and a video taken during his recent Lower GI endoscopy. (I’m a medical student.) His ass is full of good things.

Guestbook of Virginbottom0

Virginbottom0 (Owner) – Dec 2, 2020
I’ll be honest. If someone doesn’t make a decent offer soon, I’m going to fuck him.

Dick S, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Position Bottom only
Safer Let’s talk
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight On request

 

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realstraight, 21
San Francisco

Not “gay”.
Before anyone says “you wouldn’t be on here if you weren’t gay”
I am not.
Nothing against being gay at all I’m just not.

I noticed these feelings develop when my girlfriend cheated on me with a friend. Then another girlfriend cheated but with a girl and she’s now engaged to her.
Can’t get hard the “normal” way now a days.
I can explain more if you want to know but only looking to get fucked.

Guestbook of realstraight

realstraight (Owner) – Dec 4, 2020
I’ve been meeting men from this site for a few months now and I know what it’s like to have a satisfying gay experience and what it’s like to be bored.
I’m even more straight than I thought I was but I’m also very horny and I “get” gay sex.

I know I have a big thick cock and it can go multiple rounds. I get off giving and receiving bjs, getting my ass worshipped before the fuck, and for sex parties if you’re into that.
To sum it up I’m straight but feel I have a very unique perspective.

AlxJms8 – Oct 23, 2020
i shot my shot in his twat and it tickled my pickle

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English, Spanish
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M Soft
Dirty No answer
Position Versatile
Safer Sex Always
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Infernum, 18
Mallorca

i need cash af rn

Guestbook of Infernum

Miquel_top – Nov 16, 2020
Hi Stranger,

Let’s leave the stranger title behind and let me know who You are.

My name is Miquel and I have a thing for femmy Spaniards and I could be the financial windfall of your life.

Great smile, enormous resources and a welcoming personality is what I can offer to you.

We all know life is a quality over quantity equation, and I won’t need much time at all to make your monetary situation vastly improve.

Yes, I am your phantasy come true. Yes, you are the joy I need.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos A few
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 400 €

 

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idliketomeetyou, 22
Stockholm

Ah shit here we go again

Yes my butt is incredible

I’ll add more to this the more I think about it, promise my butt is not boring lol

Guestbook of idliketomeetyou

discrete302 – Dec 2, 2020
Lick his dick to his balls and then eat his hole that it gets so wet his balls drip your spit.

idliketomeetyou (Owner) – Nov 30, 2020
384 votes · Final results
Fuck yes 71.6%
Mmm nah 28.4%

idliketomeetyou (Owner) – Nov 28, 2020
What if I sold used underwear would you be interested? by used I mean dump a few loads in them and lotsa piss drips and farts after I’ve worn them all day

Wince – Nov 28, 2020

stud_blk – Nov 27, 2020
Suck his ass for hours then spray his mouth and throat with fountains of cum. I’m not talking about the occasional “hitting your eye” shot but 10+ strong watery squirts.

Sex!? – Nov 25, 2020
Jack him to climax let the cum drip down to his hole and fuck him with it.

WtfIWantToFuck – Nov 21, 2020
Rip his tshirt off, rail his ass, pull his hair and choke him 😈 and make sure he’s unavailable for a few days

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Swedish, English
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Position Bottom only
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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everglowhigh, 20
Atlanta

I’m fighting cancer and have left my gf of 3 years to fulfill my bucket list! Sorry for my profile picture but I’m a little shy really don’t want to hurt anyone memories of me, but i damn sure wants to be someone bitch before I die!

Guestbook of everglowhigh

everglowhigh (Owner) – Nov 28, 2020
As of 23/11/20 I am always diapered, and you will normally find me in my wheelchair.

Anonymous – Nov 20, 2020
The dirtiest ass !!

Anonymous – Nov 20, 2020
Disaster…….

Anonymous – Nov 20, 2020
Send him flowers 🙂

Anonymous – Nov 7, 2020
I didn’t even think about forgetting …

Anonymous – Nov 7, 2020
Forget it

Anonymous – Nov 7, 2020
Haha!

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Average
Body hair Average
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Position Bottom only
Safer Sex No answer
Rate per hour 25 $
Overnight 150 $

 

 

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