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SLOBONYOURKNOB, 23
ARNAUD AVAILABLE I AM CRAZY BREAK, MASO TRASH, NO LIMIT.

ADDRESS 24 RUE D AUVERGNE 75018 PARIS

MY BITCH ASS, TIGHT HOLE, AVAILABLE FOR REAL ASS BREAKERS, PUNCHERS, DOMINATORS, EXTREME DESTROYERS.

MY ORGANS ARE SHOT BUT TAKE ELONGATION, TORSION, CRUSHING, ELECTRO, PROBES, CANDLES, CLOPS, BALL SERUM, DISASSEMBLE …

NO FINAL CASTRATION FOR THE MOMENT

I ALSO NEED REGULAR, ‘BORING’ FRIENDS IN ADDITION TO ONES WHO LAY CLAIM TO MY SOUL AND GUTS

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lemango – Oct 17, 2020
HEARD U EAT ASS

SLOBONYOURKNOB (Owner) – Oct 11, 2020
TODAY’S WORLD COMES FROM THE UNITED STATES AND FROM GERMANY … AND I THINK THAT I WELL DEDICATED THAT IN THESE MOMENTS WHAT IS NEEDED IS THE UNITED STATES AND GERMANY SO THAT THE WELL WIN, THAT IS TO SAY ACCORDING TO OBAMA IN 2015 YOU ARE LOOKING FOR WHAT YOU CAN SEE A VICTORY FOR AMERICA, AFTER THE LAWS OF THE FORMER USSR IN 2013, AND GERMANY IN 2017 … I THINK I DEDUCT WELL IS THAT THEY DEDUCT THAT IF I WAS INTELLIGENT AND IF I GOT READY SINCE 2008 IS WHAT THERE IS … NOW THE USA AND GERMANY FORWARD FOR THE GOOD IN THE WORLD, I PERSONALLY ENDED AT 13 YEARS OLD

 

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GayBunnyBoy, 22
Vodka, dogs, and folklore take up a lot of my time.
I’m looking for men to train their pets to fuck me.
Household pets and farm animals.

Please take videos of me being bred by them.
Share them with ppl you know.
It is possible to be cute and a major freak, trust me.

Lock my pathetic cock away.
Abuse my little worthless balls.
Turn my balls bloody.

Electrocute the inside of my hole.
Slap me around.
Call me mean hurtful names.

Invite other ppl to gangbang me over and over.
Never use condoms, always cum inside me.
If you have STDs or other, fuck me anyway.

Tie me up and brutally abuse me.
Drug me up and pass me around with other men.
You can cut me and hurt me on any part of my body.

Bruise me and make me bleed.
Shove whatever up my asshole.
Stretch my hole open so wide that you ruin it.

Inject drugs into my balls and cock, or any other part of my body.
Force huge objects inside every part of me.
Make my life a living hell.

Comments

GayBunnyBoy (Owner) – Oct 7, 2020
Sorry, I have to delete my account very suddenly.

 

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whatthehellever, 20
bi big attention span love muisc hope to been come a muisc artist one day as i have start up as one plus im a bottom which is true mostly but being gender fluid i would need boner pills to be able to pump for a good hour or so i won seven times the lottery among many other things well it seems that the cosmos hahahahahahaha if that means anything to you oh i have mild asperger’s so plaess don’t called me that

Comments

Schmoe53 – Oct 6, 2020
In carnage, he blooms. Like a flower in the dawn.

whatthehellever (Owner) – Oct 3, 2020
if you manage to make me cum w anal stimulation i could get into ..wait i have to look up the words ha ha ha ok subincision meatotomy glansectomy n penectomy

 

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shitforbrains, 18
Geeky nerds who are tops, cock size too large? Wanna hangout and beat me up?

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Brian – Oct 13, 2020
It would be so great to remove your nipples and genitals, making you perfectly pure.

shitforbrains (Owner) – Oct 10, 2020
Physically, I continue my lifelong challenge of the submissive kolinahr. To the science fiction Star Trek geek, the kolinahr is the Vulcan ritual that results in a state of pure logic.

 

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bradleybehaved, 19
I’ve spent all my life as a straight boy. Just turned 18 and realised I have an ideal ass.

I don’t have anything going for me, never finished high school and I don’t have many friends.

I like to be at home 90% of the time doing nothing. Haha. Anyways

You will always catch me with a pint in my hand, I promise it’s not a problem.

Comments

bradleybehaved (Owner) – Oct 2, 2020
Honestly I’m here first and foremost to find a place to live for free, the rest is up to you, but dude remember I’m a straight guy who’s just horsing around.

WrongTurn – Oct 2, 2020
If you believe that our brain is our true sexual organ and you have perversions to satisfy, answer the following questions:

1. Would you be afraid to go naked into an abandoned barn?
2. Would you be excited of being treated like an ISIS capitive?
3. Would you be excited of having a giant serated knife held to your neck?
4. Would you excited of removing your penis so there’s only one penis in the relationship?
5. Do horror movies excite you?

If you have answered YES to all 5 questions, please contact me.

bradleybehaved (Owner) – Oct 1, 2020
My cock is about 7”.

Jackbrown – Oct 1, 2020
How big is your cock?

 

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bbkslampoz, 19
Sex 4 poz bbk no tab slm to ne breed full virus

Comments

NOWSANSBLABLA – Oct 7, 2020
RAW IS LAW 💦

Montrealwild – Oct 7, 2020
With him life is simple

bbkslampoz (Owner) – Oct 6, 2020
Taking virus 2nite Vondelpark under bridge behind rosegarden loadcount @ 22:00: 6

cummingismygig – Oct 2, 2020
His inferiority is not limited to the bedroom.

Suckmahthing – Sept 28 17, 2020
He is ruined mentally. To the worst extent.

 

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AmericanEdge, 19
I am from Japan and I like to be movie actor even if I vary shy boy hahaha! I be in one movie back home and be a soccer boy in it. Thats what my pictures are from.

We come Thailand for holiday but then my family stay here until pandemic ends. I so bored hahaha and no have so many friends but I like the beach so go swim lots and also i like ride my bike at Pratumnak Park. Maybe yu like to hang out with me?

I not really a gay boy but I have a experience at park one time with man ther. It very excite me what he do and maybe i like do agin. Maybe just to play maybe or maybe we hang out.

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Anonymous – Sept 25, 2020
How much karma would I need to kill you?

ScatMannnnn – Sept 22, 2020
Will pay $ to watch u 💩

AmericanEdge (Owner) – Sept 18, 2020
I’m still new to English language so pardon me if I don’t understand all your slangs.

ItapeUsuffocate – Sept 18, 2020
I like suffocating Asian boys with tape. I suffocate them and I film them suffocating so I can enjoy it over and over. I will take you to the edge of death. You will panic. That said, I’m not a psycho. Think you can handle it? If so there is room in my hell for two.

 

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icantfeelthebeat, 22
someone strangle me please. becouse i have made some troubles i need strangle to prevent repeating. im in santo antônio do descoberto, brazil. i’ll be honest with you my economic situation is not good.

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Anonymous – Oct 21, 2020
For future reference he expected you to wrestle the knife from him, overpower him, beat the shit out of him then strangle him.

Anonymous – Oct 7, 2020
Sick animal, completely insane, almost no dignity, tried to extort money but so fkd up on drugs i could escape !!

Anonymous – Oct 3, 2020
Take him to your house or to your Hotel and he will just throw the Stiletto at you and take all your wallet, your watch and your mobile phone, And he will take nude photos of you with his mobile phone and he will blackmail you at regular intervals. Let him go and eat wood to steal you if you bring him resistance and opposition to whatever your request. It has a black envelope in the middle of the night. Wherever you find him, break his face.

 

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Roast-piglet, 20
Dinners served…
or at least it will be once I’m shaved oiled up trussed up and seasoned with a nice big apple stuffed in my mouth.
Where’s the carving knife?!

Comments

Anonymous – Oct 20, 2020
Fun fact, you can totally eat an entire human body, intestines and everything, as long as its cooked. You can even crush the bones into a fine powder and make jello.

 

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EgoSumQuiSum, 19
Dear Master,

I am seeking to develop a construct of an encounter which is life evolving/chapter changing and contains many dichotomies that exist in my sexuality.

My goals are:

– romance yet also brutal sexual impact of blunt force use of penis

– ritual of encounter in anal destruction/wrecking/ruination as well as a rebirth or evolution of my ass

– someone who possesses a weaponisable sized penis as well as the proclivity to utilise it towards what can only be termed a “damage fuck”

– sexual violence which I see as an unfortunate but necessary component towards the goal of an encounter which is the definitive conclusion of the anal sexuality chapter of my life

I am not ‘fucked up in the head’ and my biggest passions are fine watches and skin care.

I require any encounters be a 14 day quarantine with social distancing, I’m not super strung out over it, but …

Comments

EgoSumQuiSum (Owner) – Oct 11, 2020
My name is greg but no one calls me that.

EgoSumQuiSum (Owner) – Oct 8, 2020
…but if you want someone to clean, iron, wash up after you take your entitled ass elsewhere.

EgoSumQuiSum (Owner) – Oct 8, 2020
I’m willing to be put on a strict diet of drugs that turn me into a naked boy victim that is always fucked up and hard and horny and ready to be used. I will jump into anything prematurely. I’m open to the possibility of relocating within an hour of being asked.

 

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iT-reaLLy-Hurts, 20
Prison lover. Make me commit a crime. Arrest me, judge me, condemn me, and make me serve whatever sentence you impose on me.

Comments

iT-reaLLy-Hurts (Owner) – Oct 26, 2020
I also sell weed.

 

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DiaperPig, 23
Masochist for genuine sadistic psycho. A reckless brutalist who will use me to do anything. With no caution violence leading to any consequence. Heavy smoker Newport 100’s. Slam ice, poz chaser & std chaser. Need a real amoral sadist. Young, old, don’t give a shit.

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cwl99 – Oct 9, 2020
Heterosexual.
Uni of Edinburgh student, law and politics.
Flute Player.
Has depression.
Nice and friendly.

 

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Object4Corruption, 21
Was trying to stay off this app during lockdown but the latest announcements have just been too depressing to cope with.

Iso…something leads to…something…something…

Can’t b e at my m y m y….. it. needs to be els ware

Comments

Object4Corruption (Owner) – Oct 19, 2020
I use wheelchair but can still crawl on floor

Render-unto-Caesar – Oct 19, 2020
Did you have a stroke while writing that? Or is that just some millennial typing styling bullshit?

 

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itsmejamesremember, 18
Alright so BOOM here I am. Apparently I’m a eighteen year old no limits pig. What are you going to do about it?

Comments

itsmejamesremember (Owner) – Oct 19, 2020
I am now already owned by 5 Masters but I’m open to be owned by 1 or 2 more.

rupTureurTesTes – Oct 8, 2020
Looking to do a fat slam with you who’s not afraid to let me kick, stomp and crush your pathetic little testicles … will make you cum one last time before I rupture them.

itsmejamesremember (Owner) – Oct 5, 2020
👍🏻 intentional injury

DrEddieParis – Oct 5, 2020
You are extremely inferior to a dog or a piece of shit. I would love to cut your cock off and hang heavy loud cowbells from your balls.

itsmejamesremember (Owner) – Sept 30, 2020
Man I let them go as hard as they fucking want to go 😉 even if splitting me in half is part of it wruff.

Daddywants2destroyu – Sept 30, 2020
You are worthless garbage in a cute body. First I’ll make you hate yourself then I’ll ruin you mentally with hypno, drugs, head blows and then physically. I know my desires are fucked up but it’s what I want and what you deserve.

 

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AlextheUltimateFood, 22
If you’re going to text me pleasse address me as the future source of meat I am, and send some pics of your knives and saws and shit so I know you’re a legit. Anywayssss hi I’m Alex! I’m a brainwashed slut bitch whose master is looking to have me snuffed, used for necro, dismembered, butchered, cooked and eaten by him, and by you if you want. Prior to that I can be viciously used, abused, etc. My limits while alive vomit, scat, and making out. Other than those you can do anything before lights out and the big slaughter! And yes I’m completely into it. And we live in the middle of nowhere Nevada so don’t sweat it about the police, etc. In conclusion, I love u all.

Comments

AlextheUltimateFood (Owner) – Oct 25, 2020
I GO TO SLEEP GOOD NIGHT HAPPY CRACK THAT I DEDUCT … I WILL BE WITH CHRIST AND WITH HITLER

Penisist – Oct 24, 2020
I am his Master. Please, remain calm, the end has arrived. You cannot save him, enjoy the ride. This is the moment you’ve been waiting for.

WretchedRefuseRufus – Oct 10, 2020
Leg

Anonymous – Oct 10, 2020
Legs and feet! Start at the feet!

Anonymous – Oct 10, 2020
I mean, I guess if it’s your thing.

AAAAAAA098 – Oct 10, 2020
But fat good

Anonymous – Oct 10, 2020
It would be nasty though, it’s all fat.

AAAAAAA098 – Oct 10, 2020
Dibs on the ass

AlextheUltimateFood (Owner) – Oct 10, 2020
I was building a very promising escort career til rona happened.

 

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penectomyboy, 18
Want penis cut off, yng

Comments

penectomyboy (Owner) – Oct 2, 2020
Not sure what happened (someone drugged me) but I woke up with my penis still there and I’m back

 

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MynameisBen, 21
Israeli boy in Tel Aviv who submit my ass to serve as a ball vacuum though open to anything

Been used for pony rides pulling a cart while dressed up as a pony and shackles on fixed to cart
Been buried up to neck in a garden and wood left to the elements of nature
Been with guys, lots, going on me then bricked up in a wall and left there for a week

Macho violent brutal low class renegade amoral sick scum city guys they turn me on so much

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MasterF – Oct 29, 2020
I currently have Ben bound, gagged, drugged in a twilight state in my spare room with a catadioptric telescope aimed at his gorgeous anal passage which is fully stretched and displayed thanks to a large Observator glass plug. I’ve never seen a better ass in the world. I can’t say enough great things about it. I invite any fellow ass connoiseurs in Tel Aviv to visit and have a close look.

sam5566 – Oct 27, 2020
Apart from being a slutty bottom whose butthole swallows loads and piss like a thirsty house plant and takes deep deep penetrative fisting that leaves him not being able to walk the next day he seems like he’s mentally retarded.

 

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Frisk, 18
After trying my hand at the typical dating scene, I’ve discovered that my self hatred and debasement is completely alienating.

I have a flight to visit my parents on Saturday that I’ll do anything to avoid, like broken bones might do the trick.

If you want me to get into it, talk to me about Dennis Cooper or Samuel Delany.

 

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justAlonelytoilet, 18
This skinny faggot needs to be kept locked and fed on your shit and piss desperately!!

I promise I will always try my absolute best to earn it by begging you desperately for each bite of shit and thanking you after every piece of shit you allow me the privilege to eat.

You always decide if I did a good enough job begging to earn bites of your shit food and if I fail to convince you I deserve to eat lock me back in the cage to starve until the next feeding time, but I will always do my best to earn your shit and piss.

Please allow me to feed directly from your ass or by shitting in a dog bowl.

Comments

Needatoilet – Oct 18, 2020
Holy fuck! You are so cute! And you’re straight! And I’m a 18 year old twink in search of a cute straight human toilet! Is that too many exclamation points?

betweenpastandfuture – Oct 16, 2020
As inferior as he clearly is when I was with him I felt like he was more than I deserved.

justAlonelytoilet (Owner) – Sept 29, 2020
I would be the happiest person.

4themanureobsessed – Sept 19, 2020
Perfect. I am looking for a kinky young man who will eat my dogs poop. I have five and they are large males. You will clean up my yard and eat fresh poop. I am also looking for a young man to feed poop from dirty diapers. I will make you take huge hits of poppers then feed you boatloads of shit. This is not fantasy to me. I have a lot of experience making young men do these things.

justAlonelytoilet (Owner) – Sept 15, 2020
I’m not a gay and I won’t be one.

justAlonelytoilet (Owner) – Sept 12, 2020
We all have needs: I need what you have and you need me!

 

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Gangrapeme, 20
Sexually abused age 5-to-17. Raped twice, first age 12 by 4 adult men. Second age 14 by 1 adult male. Forced to provide oral sex and become a cum dump numerous times ages 14-to-17. I just turned 20 and that’s scaring the shit out of me and I’m suffering from severe anxiety and I wanna be gangraped so I can feel good about myself.

 

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Unstraighten, 20
I have decided to take the ultimate plunge, so here goes…

I’m looking for someone who would be willing to keep me bound, gagged and mummified permanently, just locked up in a cupboard, never released.

My gag only removed to feed me twice a day, bindings only moved around/re-tied in different positions to stop cramp.

I want to be left alone and only seen when necessary, for feeding and/or other necessary maintenance. A diaper should be kept under my bandages so I don’t need toilet trips, changed once or twice a week to minimise your effort.

I don’t want to be kept as a sex slave, obviously from time to time you might want to rub against me or something for pleasure but I don’t want to be fucked or rented out for gang rapes or whatever.

I am 100% serious, I want to relocate anywhere globally for the right guy to disappear into a life as a mummy.

Comments

Unstraighten (Owner) – Oct 12, 2020
I’m also looking for correspondents to send me stories or pictures they drew that show me being turned into gore.

 

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DRUGMETOSLEEPFORRAPE, 21
IMINTHECOUNTRYILLEGALLYANDCANTDONOTHINGABOUTIT

 

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yeahpleasefuckme, 20
Message me only if our thinking matches … i m telling about my thinking ….read it n msg accordingly
In my view bottom boy is just life support machine for his ass and only his ass should be treated with respect but his other parts must be abused always to show him his place as machine.
Bottom should serve tops with his ass only and try to make best display and use of his ass to give pleasure to ttops all his day and night
The only aim of a bottom‘s life must be to keep his ass alive to make tops happy
msg me if u also think ass is life and bottom is degraded part of society ….Lets meet n enjoyyy😍

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yeahpleasefuckme (Owner) – Oct 4, 2020
When i was with u everything was yeahh

Sensuelxl – Oct 4, 2020
yeahpleasefuckme is sexy almost beyond the human body’s seeming capacities. I babysat him for a week when one of his previous owners went out of town. No matter how many loads I’d shot and how spent I felt I never stopped obsessing on his ass as compelling young meat.

 

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Loser, 22
Young dominatrix wishing and hoping someone will snatch my malesub boyfriend up and take him off the grid forever, remove him from society, don’t care where he ends up I’d prefer to not know what will happen.

Comments

Loser (Owner) – Oct 5, 2020
He’s an acquarius.

Dust-Settles-I-DON’T – Oct 5, 2020
astrological sign?

 

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PaleKing, 18
I’m PaleKing from Texas Richardson i am 19!yrs old in to older men and i can not host because i lived with my ex man bed now he died of throats cancer after that his family’s came down for the his property just because wasn’t married though we planned it happily before death came between us i am looking for a new partner now for something serious but men with cancer please stay back away i am a professional psychic medium so my life gets pretty weird pretty fast.

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iwannafly – Oct 16, 2020
Let me see your assssss text to me +34812760828

✌🏻Blvcky✌🏻 – Oct 13, 2020
. (\__/)
<| òÓ |>
.  (° °). This is Mooo.
Mooo is full of things and waffle.
If you also have a thing for a waffle,
copy Mooo to your profile.

 

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PleaseLoveMe, 18
I am a feedee boy and I’m looking to get very fat. If you are a feeder, feed me.

Another option I’m considering: surgery to remove my cock and balls entirely and getting a pussy.

I also love having my ears tortured. Twist, pull, yank, and bite them as hard as you want.

Best way to sum it all up, pretty much anything goes except don’t shit on me.

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PleaseLoveMe (Owner) – Oct 19, 2020
NOT INTO BEING A SUGAR BABY, STOP ASKING!!!

 

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WHITECOCKSMATTER, 21
I feel like I’m going to end up being one of those profiles that gets anonymous commenters saying they killed me in a snuff video.

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Anonymous – Oct 1, 2020
You have quite the ego.

 

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extremelyhotty, 18
Ass plan come and get fucked up and rape and fill me up several times come quickly every day at 5:30 in the morning I’m towards the Commanderie in Dole France or Rue Bozonnet towards the Lycée Charle Dornier.

 

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mypainyourpleasure, 19
i am a filthy Queer Anarchist fucking degenerate. i enjoy depravity, humiliation, suffering, subjugation, dehumanization, emotional & physical pain, piss, shit, blood, bruises, and tears.

i’m a slave. i need 24/7 TPE slavery without limits. i’ll do anything for this. I’m kinky and queer as hell. i have slave tattoos. All of my friends and family know i’m a slave. i even legally changed my last name to spare my family the embarrassment of being related to me.

since early age i have been a child slave, a dog slave, a pig slave, a toilet slave, a Satanic slave, a girl slave. i have done BDSM porn, much child porn when young, fake snuff porn. i have always served and obeyed with all of my heart and soul.

Sade, Crowley, and Diogenes are my greatest heroes from history. i’ve been a stubborn, blasphemous rebel my whole life. Fuck mainstream society, culture, religion, politics, and norms.

 

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Maggot_the_teenage_faggot, 18
I’m a high school student in dire need of a laptop for online classes. Due to the pandemic, phone is not simply enough as the only tool for education.

Price: – Suck: 150 € – Butt: 350 € – BDSM: 600 € – Piss, shit …: 1000 € – Prices may vary according to demand and the age of you bastard!

Comments

In2bondage71 – Oct 22, 2020
you are based as FUCK!

 

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👦, 19
👊🏽👦👊🏽👦👊🏽👦👊🏽👦👊🏽
✊🏼👦✊🏼
🤜🏽👦🤛🏼
🤜🏽👦🤛🏼
🤜🏽👦🤛🏼
🤜🏽👦🤛🏼
🤜🏽👦🤛🏼
🤜🏽👦🤛🏼
🤜🏽👦🤛🏼

pic not a drawing of me however i which it was

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61stminute – Oct 10, 2020
Just an ugly, stupid, worthless young fag who wants to be destroyed to the extreme.

Yes I don’t mean it as a joke he is UGLY with a very slappable/ punchable/ kickable/ crowbar ready face!

👦 (Owner) – Oct 8, 2020
sex seeker keep some distance else i will make ur life hell
i hate sex seeker
i got cheated by someone no now i can’t trust anyone so easily
i need someone who hurt me and promise me that i will always feel alone����
sex is not in my mind so sex seeker plz i beg you dont text me

MasterNYSteve – Oct 7, 2020
He loves violent no mercy vomit hurling skullfucks!

doge-soup – Oct 2, 2020
Yup, I think a lot of us here wanna be killed like that (including me) man.

Josephcooper – Oct 2, 2020
Anyone else wish what happened in that drawing would happen to them?

👦 (Owner) – Sept 28, 2020
Let me add: I have self harm scars on both my arms and whipping scars on my chest and I have them on my back too.

 

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slave4auction, 20
Minimum bid 25,000 €
Location Munich
Height 178cm
Weight 76kg
Body Athletic
Body hair 0
Ethnicity Caucasian
Penis M
Speaks Russian
Violinist 🎻
Fan of Aquarium 🐠
Sexual limits 0
IRL ties 0

Comments

slave4auction (Owner) – Oct 4, 2020
Especially recommended for men who like to tie a boy up and work his muscled stomach over hard, seriously HARD. Fist punches, elbow slams, objects, whatever you want to slam into his abs works for him. The harder the punishment, the harder he gets, taking it long and brutally in his abs until they finally buckle and fail. But that’s when the real punishment can begin, as you keep the punches and blows slamming into him, caving in his battered muscles now with every savage impact, and plowing your fists or the objects deeper and deeper into his unprotected stomach. And if you think the pain is getting too much for him, just stroke him some to bring him back around, or press a finger or object DEEP into his navel, and watch his cock rise back up to full attention. When you decide he’s taken enough, there’s nothing he finds hotter than the reward of getting a load or two punched out of him while he’s made to take the finishing blows in what’s left of his once-flexing stomach.

 

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mikejones, 23
Good day
I thought I’d broker it on this platform, because I’ve met nice tops here.
I wanted to ask if someone would give me a credit (deliberately written like this) of 2500 because I decided to have a nose operation at short notice and then go on vacation.
I would then of course see this personally with you.
I would need the credit until October 10th and would immediately repay it on October 25th without back and forth or if and but.
I would bring all documents such as employment contract (wages 4,200), ID etc.
Your merit would be apart from thank you to fuck and fist me all night.
Everything is recorded in writing

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mikejones (Owner) – Oct 16, 2020
Oh if it matters before I was laid off I was a Civil Engineer into building and labor construction, and I also designed and supervised large construction projects, including roads, buildings, airports, tunnels, dams, bridges, and systems for water supply and sewage treatment.

 

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EnchantedBoy, 23
I’m an intelligent, hyper-educated, powerful, healthy, beautiful, well-bred brat who can’t be subjugated.

I don’t tolerate weak, ineffectual “masters” who stupidly think wearing leather, trying to engage in humiliation, demanding to be called “sir,” or using derogatory, hate-based, old-school-paradigm words like “faggot” or “cunt” or “bitch” actually make them powerful or superior. It takes a completely authentic “master” to even try to tame me. You’ve got to be superior to me in every way, and my experience all over the world has been very few men are superior to me in any way. I’ve found that most “masters” are filled with a bunch of self-hatred and are simply trying to use power exchange in a feeble attempt to compensate for a lack of true self-love and true self-respect.

Contact me if you think you’re up to the challenge, but be ready to be called out on your shit if you can’t make the grade.

Comments

SunGodofNYC – Oct 15, 2020
Worship me

SantaC – Oct 2, 2020
is he the most beautiful person ever no does he have a great personality no BUT when he puts out does he try to be the best version of himself no

 

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nobrainobject, 21
Hi my name is Adam. I am a British redcoat foot soldier. I wear extremely skintight tights and I can remember my past life.

Comments

Gian85 – Oct 22, 2020
I’m an artist that loves strange young minds. I would love to play with your mind and use your brain as inspiration for my work.

nobrainobject (Owner) – Oct 11, 2020
Hi not only will I not have sex with you, I think people who want to have sex with me are pathetic.

 

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emptycore, 19
The “word “no” is just an annoying sound I sometimes make.

Comments

emptycore (Owner) – Sept 15, 2020
Have a slight beer belly but chest and ass and arms and legs are not fat although some call me a fat cunt and others just fantasise I am pregnant.

 

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realcarpet, 18
Hi superiors.(in look(!) and intentions). This is a life changing offer for the right superior only. PLS read carefully – patience will result with lots of power 4 u

I have at last taken a final decision 2 surrender as literally a silent carpet …including giving full control over my house (my parents gave me:) IF YOU ARE SERIOUS AND WORTHY (can apply to a group of superior friends who share it, including university frat), also straight men) :

1. ** AFTER a few tests ** – I will move out of my house and u can rent it to other ppl so u can monthly profit from it … in sense of law of nature – it was never mine… but yours. (a great location in a great city, out of the EU) / money will go to u. im locked up as will now be explained –

**********2. Loser will relocate to a place of your choice where I will be defined only (EU is preferred but 4 the right superior- anywhere!) :

A. literally a CARPET by default that is to say: I will literally become 100% furniture in ur space with no talking or rights. IGNORED AND CHOCKED OF UR FEET. just a pathetic FURNITURE. *********

U decide in which part of the house im fixed as ur carpet and u just go on with ur alpha superior life up there on ur sofa , sitting. getting up. having ur drinks etc. my face is just part of the floor – seeing/breating nothing but the bottom of ur superior feet. erased. in silence.

B, only if the OWNER prefers to c a carpet moving – can decide that the carpet also can be turned into a real slave carpet – licking ur shoes, kicked, eating food crumbs u drop, etc. When missions are done – face back into silent carpet mode (or locked up in a shoe closet/basement if it’s night or if guests are coming)

3. When it becomes final – u get my phone, my passports. I will have NO sex as I must remain as inferior as possible and keep my lowest definition of a furniture: a carpet. The superior can of course keep on living his superior sex life with other boys/girls.. have relationship etc. Im literally owned as a carpet. I repeat- no sex. u can even be a group of straight kings. assuming u are true superior – Im sure u can enjoy all this power while also get sex from more superiors while owning me 4 the floor.. pls no useless conversations trying to lead into sex

4. Carpet will easily move eventually (after a few tests) to anywhere (currently out of Philippines but preparing myself) . it’s not an issue legally wise as i have the right citizenship for that. I look much younger than my age (my profile age isnt accurate for privacy reasons .. im more than 18 but look about 15-16. i will send more pics when ordered. anyhow im not looking 4 sex!!).

once it’s done i hopefully will be locked up as a carpet for years or more than that- so just assume i will surrender to only a real superior in look and character . pls dont try to get all this power if u are not really one.

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Yipikaiaye – Oct 14, 2020
buddy you are fucking weird as fuck, please seek help

 

 

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p.s. Happy Halloween! ** Shane Christmass, Hi. The idea of anything by me being read on a beach is so trippy, much less in Fiji, which is trippiness incarnate in and of itself because I can’t picture it. ** Milk, Hi, Milk! I did a post about HH Holmes’ ‘Murder Castle’ at some point. Let me see if I can find it. Here. Rock your Halloween. ** David Ehrenstein, Thank you. It’s stolen from the title of a great song by my all time favorite band Guided by Voices. To wit. ** Misanthrope, Hi. Derek’s new book is so insanely great. Coming soon. With an afterword/ conversation by me and Zac to boot. I think there’ll be a ‘welcome’ post. Don’t look too nice. That’s the only way you could fuck a zombie up. Enjoy the party! Enjoy Halloween. For me too since I’ll be imprisoned. ** Sypha, Thank you, James, and the very same and even happier Halloween back to you! Nah, I have a couple of decent illegal sites that I guess I’ll trawl around in and find some horror. Probably newer stuff, as I’m a bit behind on horror’s present tense. What are you doing on this big night itself? ** _Black_Acrylic, Happy happy H to you, Benster! I too will be homebound and seeking out scary thoughts wherever they may hide. ** Derek McCormack, Derek! Thank you eternally for making my little Halloween shebang a true event. And happiest ever Halloween to you! I’m glad you’re going out tonight in style. So, no trick-or-treating, so … you guys are just going to … parade around and wow the deprived? Big love! ** Steve Erickson, Right? What a rote piece of shit, that film. And the subject matter could have made for something not only awesome but timely. Where’s the young Costa Gravas when you need him? Enjoy the virtual Halloween fest. That sounds really nice. Germany is a bit less imprisoning than France. Thus far. We had fairly full and semi-packed restaurants here too, albeit with distanced tables, which may have been a big part of the problem, although they’re saying the big problem was workspaces and offices, and it’s weird that workspaces and offices are pretty much the only thing they’re still allowing. ** Marcus, Hi! Sprung is cool. Gigs even, wow. We were just barely getting gigs or at least promised/booked gigs back when the axe fell. ‘A Page of Madness’, no, I don’t know it. I need stuff to watch for my sad Halloween, so I’ll see if I can score it somewhere. Thanks! Excellent that you’re able to work and make stuff. New album! I didn’t know! I’ll go find it! That’s a boon right there. Me? Fund-raising for Zac’s and my new film, which, of course, is now hampered. Wrote a film script (with Zac) for a feature that Gisele will direct if it can get funded. Thinking about a new novel, but it’s still just ideas meandering around seeking words. Be the biggest spook in the spookiest ever Halloween! ** Brian O’Connell, Hi Brian. Following the US news closely as I am doing right now out of deep stress about the election, it does seem like you guys are starting the steep plunge that hit Europe a couple of weeks ago. I wonder if Trump’s sadistic rallies will result with him being put on trial in the Hague. One can hope. My weekend will be scrunched and quiet, but luckily I have a very active imagination. I hope you have some pleasantly frightening fun before the post-Halloween world returns. And stay safe too, of course. Me, I have no choice, ha ha. ** Okay. The calendar dictates that you will spend your local Halloween with the slaves. Some of them are pretty scary, so maybe that’ll do. Again, have great Halloweens, and I will see you all again come Monday.

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A is for All Hallows Eve, or Halloween. All Hallows, also known as All Saints’ Day, takes place on November 1st. It is a day when Catholics celebrate those who have been beatified. All Souls’ Day is the day after All Saints’. The church decreed it a day to pray for those poor souls in purgatory—spirits suspended between heaven and hell. In the Middle Ages, the days were known collectively as Hallowtide. On the eve of All Souls’, churches would ring bells to scare away the dead. Some churches rang bells all night long.

B is for Robert Burns, the Scottish poet. Burns wrote “Halloween” in 1785. “Some merry, friendly, countra-folks / Together did convene, / To burn their nits, an’ pou their stocks, / An’ haud their Halloween / Fu’ blythe that night.” The poem refers to the Celtic Halloween custom of fortune-telling with nuts and apple peelings. Emigrating Scots brought the custom to Canada. Other Halloween customs carried here by Scots and Irish: bonfires, begging for food door to door, playing pranks on those who would not furnish food.

C is for Caledonian Society. Founded in Canada, in 1855, by affluent Scottish-Canadians, the Caledonian Society held banquets across Canada on Halloween. “We are not divining the future, or burning nuts, or catching the ‘snap apple,’ but [we are] celebrating Scottishness,” a speaker told Caledonians in Montreal, in 1885. In Toronto, George Brown was active in the Caledonians. Halloween here was a night of feasts: besides the Caledonian Society, different regiments of the military held a Halloween dinner, as did colleges at the University of Toronto. A meat market ran this ad on October 29, 1903: “HALLOWE’EN POULTRY. We are having heavy enquiries already.”

D is for Dennison Manufacturing Company. “You would be surprised,” said a young lady in Bookseller and Stationer magazine, in 1924, “how many people give Hallowe’en parties the last two weeks of October.” The young lady worked at a Toronto store. She supervised the crêpe-paper department. Dennison Manufacturing, of Framingham, Massachusetts, was the country’s main maker of crêpe paper. Dennison had a Toronto office in the early nineteen-hundreds. It was located on Wellington Street West. They were the first to sell yellow, orange, and black crêpe paper. They sold crêpe paper printed with owls, bats, jack-o’-lanterns, black cats with arched backs. They published The Bogie Book, the Bible of Halloween party guides. Place cards, Spanish moss, blindfolds, costumes—The Bogie Book told how to make them all from Dennison crêpe paper. Crêpe paper is combustible. The parties were firetraps.

E is for Eaton’s. “Don’t Miss The Hallowe’en Parade,” read an Eaton’s ad in the Toronto Daily Star, in 1929. The Eaton’s Santa Claus Parade involved several floats and many paraders. The Hallowe’en Parade? “A big pompous general will lead Felix, Bluebeard—A gypsy, a Zulu, and other familiar folk in a march around Toyland.”

F is for Frankenstein. Billy Pratt was a British lad. In 1909, he was flunking out of King’s College London. He was studying Chinese customs and languages; he wanted to act. He travelled to Canada and wound his way to Toronto. The Canada Company office found him work in Hamilton. Pratt became a farmer, but after three months, he drifted westward, working as a ditch digger, a tree cutter. Soon he convinced a stock company in Kamloops, British Columbia, to let him join the troupe. He changed his name to Boris Karloff. Karloff was a surname of some of his relatives; Boris was a name he said he “plucked out of the cold Canadian air.” Karloff toured Alberta and Saskatchewan, then he headed to Hollywood. His role as the monster in Frankenstein made him a star.

 

 

H is for Dr. H. H. Holmes. Holmes built himself a hotel in 1893, in Chicago, that boasted, in the words of the crime writer Connie Fillipelli, “iron-plated rooms, secret passages, hidden chutes that ended in the basement directly above zinc-lined tanks, sealed rooms with gas jets, stairways that led nowhere . . . trapdoors, a dissecting table, surgeons’ tools.” The building was a blueprint for every carnival and amusement park haunted house to come. It’s believed Holmes murdered more than a hundred people there. Then he went on the lam, landing in Toronto. He buried more bodies in the basement of a house near Barrie, Ontario. Pinkerton detectives shadowed him. Again he fled. They nabbed him in Boston, tried him in Philadelphia. In 1896 he was hanged.

I is for Isabel Grace Mackenzie. She died in 1917 and was survived by her son, William Lyon Mackenzie King. Mackenzie King became the prime minister of Canada. He hung a portrait of Isabel in his study, and kept it lit night and day. He spoke to her through a Ouija board and a crystal ball. He contacted her during séances. On October 6, 1935, his dead mother communicated the following to him: “Long ago I dreamt that you would succeed Sir Wilfrid Laurier. Long ago I knew God meant you to be prime minister. Long ago I [more than] knew that God meant that you would serve His holy will. Good night.” King was buried beside his mother in Mount Pleasant Cemetery.

 

 

K is for kisses. “Ducking for apples is rather out of late,” said the Everywoman’s Column of the Toronto Daily Star, in 1913. The topic: suggestions for Halloween parties. What did the column recommend? A taffy pull. “For the taffy pull, pull the taffy from buttered plates and save mother’s busy hands next day.” A taffy pull fulfilled two functions: it provided entertainment, and it provided eats. For hosts who didn’t have time to cook candy, stores sold it. At Halloween, a confectioner called Hunt’s sold a “Taffy Sucker, Face on Stand” for a nickel. In 1925, Eaton’s advertised a variety of taffies for Halloween: “peanut crisp, cocoanut and peanut, peanut and butterscotch.” During the Depression, the molasses kiss grew in popularity. No one seems to know why. Maybe molasses was cheaper than the ingredients for taffy? “Just In Time For Hallowe’en Parties,” read an ad from Loblaw’s, in 1933, “HALLOWEEN KISSES.” Fifteen cents bought a one-pound bag.

 

 

M is for David Manners, who played the handsome John Harker in Dracula. Manners was born in Halifax. His real name: Rauff de Ryther Daun Acklom. He studied forestry at the University of Toronto, and acted at Hart House Theatre. He hightailed it to Hollywood, where James Whale spotted him at a party. Whale cast him in his directorial debut, Journey’s End. Manners went on to work with directors Frank Capra and George Cukor. Tod Browning cast him in Dracula. In The Mummy, Manners played opposite Boris Karloff. In The Black Cat he starred with both Bela Lugosi and Karloff. He eventually abandoned the movies. Some suggest he quit, in part, because his studio suggested he marry a woman (Manners was gay). Retiring from acting, he retreated to the California desert. He wrote novels, and died in 1998. Horror movies, he once said, were his “only claim to movie fame.”

N is for noise. Making noise was at the heart of Halloween in its early days. Revellers tossed rocks and mud at windows and doors. They crafted noisemakers from tin cans, wooden spools, roofing tiles. A mid-century Halloween package produced for Canadian schoolteachers included instructions for making a Halloween megaphone. As early as 1900, Halloween noisemakers were being produced in Germany and exported to the United States. Styles for sale included horns, rattles, cranks, snappers, and clappers. “Weird Spirits a-gamboling,” said a 1913 ad for Mason and Risch Limited, of Toronto. “Witch Caps—Pumpkin Heads—Dominoes—Flowing Robes—Holed-Out Eyes. Strange phantasies they are! Yet, who and WHAT are they? Listen, then, they are the phantom witcheries of Hallowe’en!” The ad was peddling the Victor Victrola. “To sit snugly around the open fire, revelling in all the mystic rhythms of this bewitching fairyland of Hallowe’en, conjured up so wonderfully by the little Victrola, will make the evening’s frolics complete!” Which mystic rhythms did the store recommend? “The Dance o’ the Fairies,” “Peer Gynt,” and “Will-of-the-Wisp.”

P is for Philip Morris. In the nineteen-fifties he toured across Canada performing in a ghost show—a magic show with supernatural and horrific effects. His stage name: Dr. Evil. To garner publicity, he’d arrive early in a town and pull stunts. Drive a car blindfolded. Raffle off a “dead body.” The dead body was a frozen chicken. The R.C.M.P. once arrested him for dressing as a gorilla in public. Years later he invented an artificial spiderweb made of cloth. He made a killing.

Q is for Kew Beach. In 1945, Halloween hooligans burnt bonfires on Queen Street East. To feed the fire, they tore down fences and gates. Police were called. When they rode up on horses, they were pelted with stones and bricks. Hooligans blocked fire trucks with piles of concrete blocks. Thirteen troublemakers were taken in. A mob of seven thousand marched on the Main Street police station, hell-bent on springing the hooligans. Police cruisers rushed to the scene with tear gas. Water cannons dispersed the rioters. Five firemen were injured, as were a couple of cops.

R is for rides. Leon Cassidy needed a “dark ride.” In 1928, Cassidy was the co-owner of a small amusement park in New Jersey. Lots of amusement parks had an “old mill” ride: boats floated riders down canals decorated with scary scenery. Cassidy couldn’t afford to build a boat ride. So he put dodgem cars on a twisted track in a darkened pavilion. The Pretzel, he called it. It was a sensation. He started the Pretzel Amusement Ride Company to provide Pretzel rides to amusement parks across the continent. In 1930, he came to Canada. He put down a floor base at the Canadian National Exhibition. He laid tracks on the base, then covered them in a black tent, covered by another tent. It was probably the first cartable dark ride on a midway anywhere.

S is for slogans. “Trick or treat!” It’s what children scream on Halloween. But “trick or treat” didn’t become the customary catchphrase in Toronto until sometime around the Second World War. Before then, kids yelled, “Shell out!” “HALLOWE’EN” said an ad for a grocery store chain, in 1929, “with its joyous merriment. . . . SHELLIN’ OUT to the district cut-ups, guessing who the strange figure is who knocks on your door.” From a Loblaw’s ad during the Depression: “When You Hear the Ultimatum! SHELL OUT. Be Ready with LOBLAW’S HALLOWE’EN KISSES.”

T is for Bill Tracy, a sculptor and engineer from New Jersey. In the nineteen-fifties, he revolutionized carnival dark rides by adding supernatural back-glows, glow-in-the dark stunts, trompe l’oeil to the decor. He created themed rides like the western ghost town and the haunted pirate ship. Sadly, he never invented safety features, like fire escapes. Wiring was makeshift. His rides tended to go up in flames. Very few still stand. The dark ride at Toronto’s Centreville Amusement Park—the Haunted Barrel Works—is decorated in a distinctly Tracy mode. And it is safe.

U is for University of Toronto. According to the historian Keith Walden, spontaneous Halloween celebrations erupted on campus in 1884. Students marched into the downtown core, singing, shattering lampposts, egging Eaton’s. Police dispersed them. Torontonians complained. The parade became an annual event. In 1899 students barged into the peanut gallery at Massey Hall, disrupting the evening’s performance. Veterinary students dangled dead horse parts over the balcony. Medical students banged human arm and leg bones. Some students slit open a political effigy, showering the audience below with chaff, hay, and excelsior. Hector Charlesworth, the future editor of Saturday Night, was sitting in the pit. His suit was ruined.

 

 

W is for whoopee cushion. In the early twentieth century, an American named S. S. Adams invented a plethora of classic pranks: dribble glasses, joy buzzers, sneezing powder. In 1930, a Canadian “rubber concern” approached him with a new novelty—a bladder that made a farting sound when someone sat on it. The rubber concern? The Jem Rubber Company, headquartered in Toronto, on Dundas Street West. It produced parts for printing companies. Adams turned down the fart cushion, so Jem manufactured it on its own. It was green, with a wooden nozzle. Stamped on the face was a picture of a Scottish lad. He sported spurs and a sporran, and carried a rifle. Wouldn’t bagpipes have been the obvious visual pun? The whoopee cushion was a sensation, even during the Depression. Adams ended up coming out with a copy of the Canadian cushion—the razzberry cushion, he called it.

X is for XEPN, a Mexican border-blaster radio station near the Rio Grande. In the late nineteen-twenties and early thirties, Bob Nelson and his brother Larry hosted an astrology show on the station. Listeners sent in a dollar and, in return, the Nelsons sent them a mimeographed horoscope. The Nelsons also operated Nelson Enterprises, of Columbus, Ohio, which supplied mediums and mentalists with fake fortune-telling equipment—mind-reading codes, mechanical crystal balls, two-way radios that could be concealed under capes or in turbans. “Be it distinctly understood,” said their 1931 mail-order catalogue, “that all effects described in this catalogue are accomplished by normal means, and are entirely divorced from any supernatural or supernormal powers.”

Y is for yellow. “Green and red have come [to] be the Christmas colors,” said a newspaper article from 1925, “just as black and yellow tell us of Hallowe’en.” An article in Bookseller and Stationer, from 1925, advised those celebrating Halloween to obtain “yellow and black crêpe paper for decorative purposes.” In 1927, an ad for crêpe paper in that same magazine recommended “Orange and Black for Hallowe’en.” In coming years, orange and black would come to be considered the Halloween palette par excellence. What changed? Why did yellow fade out and orange fill in?

 

 

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p.s. Hey. It has become an annual tradition here that Halloween on the blog isn’t itself without the reposting of Derek McCormack’s beautiful ‘Halloween ABCs’, maybe like when broadcast television was the big show and yearly Xmas showings of ‘The Wizard of Oz’ were de rigeur. So this year the blog is seeing out the holiday’s build up in that most appropriate manner. Absorb all the timely pleasure it provides, please, and my recurring and eternal thanks to Mr. McCormack. ** Shane Christmass, Hi, Shane. Nah, ‘Rubber’ is a solitary weirdo, I think. I too think Gysin had very interesting ideas and was an interesting fella, but he wasn’t a good writer. Excellent painter, though. Happy almost Halloween, man. ** Quinn R, Hi, Quinn. Oh, yeah, anxiety and me are begrudging pals, for sure. For instance right now with the confinement kicking in. I think the Gysin review must be in ‘Smothered in Hugs’, but I’m not totally sure. I hope you and your guy find a treasure or two in the post. Afloat I am. Keep bobbing on the surface of your worldly mess too. xo. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. The horror genre seems virtually bottomless. ** Golnoosh, Hi, Golnoosh! Lovely to see you! Thanks about the confinement. It is not easy, but it will be survived by necessity. Keep forging safely through the UK’s own chaotic attempt to thwart. Oh, I just got Julia’s book in the post yesterday. Thanks a lot for sending it. I really look forward to reading it. My grim Halloween will be spent locked in my apartment, but I’ll try to make do with some horror movies, I guess. I hope yours will be more externalised and festive. Sending love right back to you. ** Bill, Hi. Yes, props to TheNeanderthalSkull. Savvy human. I already look back fondly on the curfew. Now I’m a prisoner allowed a single 1-hour-long daily furlough within a strict 1 kilometer distance from my cell. But what can one do. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. Well, I handled it for two months starting in March, so it’ll get handled, I guess. What do I know, but I think as long as pubs, etc. remain open, you guys are not going to rid yourselves of this. Hope I’m wrong. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Well, to try to be objective and logical, COVID is spreading here much faster and more violently than it was when we were confined in March. There is a case, even maybe a solid case, to be made that the right approach is to just go all the way and try to kill it once and for all. The piecemeal approach of semi-closing up is nothing but a compromise, and, as you guys in the US can certainly attest, it doesn’t work in the end. So maybe this is the way to go. We’ll see. It’s just really hard to deal with, although I and everyone will adjust because humans naturally do. My big dread is that they say it’s only for a month, but it’s obvious it won’t be. If COVID is worse now than in March when we were confined for two months, it’s pretty naive to think it’ll die off more quickly now. God, I hate media generalisations. France has a real Islamophobia problem. So does every country in Europe. Ours is newsworthy at this moment because of the Charlie Hebdo caricatures-related beheading of the other week and now the Nice killings and Macron’s heavy-handed, insensitive response which has only exacerbated things. It’s a real problem that needs to be addressed in a fundamental, dedicated way by the government. But France is not ‘tearing itself apart’. That’s a simplistic, overheated spin of the type that the US media seems to always employ when addressing problems in other countries. Well, and in the US too, obviously. I haven’t heard the new Oneohtrixpointnever album, no. I want to. I hope the fun and weirdness and off base strengths of his earlier work is still present. ** Marcus, Hi, Marcus! I love your avatar, btw. Glad you’ll get to be transformative for Halloween. Thanks about the confinement. I just read that Melbourne finally lifted its lockdown after it being there forever, and I really shouldn’t complain comparatively. Happy that Diarmuid’s book is proving useful. Yeah, what are you working on right now or recently? Will there be evidence for us overseas types? Take care, man. ** Brian O’Connell, Hey, Brian. I haven’t seen ‘Ganja & Hess’, but ‘Rubber’ and ‘Tetsuo’ are both blasts. Yeah, cases have severely spiked here. It’s worse than it was earlier in the year. Like I said to Steve, there is logic in just going whole hog and attempting to kill the thing rather than trying to trip it up in little ways to keep people happy. So I get the reasoning, but it’s hard on the soul or whatever. Thanks for the thoughts. I can’t imagine the US will go this far because people would riot in the streets, but, just in case, enjoy the freedoms you have du jour. And have a lovely day in any case. ** Right. You are in the capable imagination of Derek McCormack today, and act accordingly, and thank you. See you tomorrow.