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Parker Posey Day *

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‘Parker Posey’s Wikipedia page is severely deficient. In the late nineties, after starring in dozens of independent films, she was given the label “Queen of the Indies” by Time magazine, and that appears to be her only legacy. But in the two decades since her début, Posey has cemented herself as the greatest character actress of the last few decades. I was reminded of this last week, when a promotional video for the Primetime Emmys was released on YouTube. In the video, Posey plays an eccentric acting teacher named Jan (Just Act Naturally), who teaches a master class on Emmy acceptance speeches. Jan, who is invariably dressed like some kind of gypsy—all bell sleeves and costume jewelry—floats around her studio leading her students through vocal warmups, physical exercises, and theatre games. The video is something of an homage to Posey’s particular craft, even as she pokes fun at it.

‘Over the span of her long career, Posey has always played characters you couldn’t take your eyes off of, and not just because she was and continues to be outrageously good-looking. In 1993, she was Darla Marks, a bitchy high-school senior and self-proclaimed “head girl” in the cult classic Dazed and Confused. In an improvised character interview for the movie, Posey waxes pitch-perfectly for three and a half minutes on “the high school, which I love, I can’t stand it.” In 1995’s Party Girl, she played a city girl-turned-librarian who embraces the Dewey Decimal system with aplomb. That same year, in Drunks, she performed another master monologue, and in Noah Baumbach’s Kicking and Screaming, she was Miami, a college senior fed up with her recently graduated boyfriend’s ennui. In Christopher Guest’s Best in Show, she played Meg Swan, one half of what is perhaps one of the best lampoons of a yuppie, J.Crew-wearing, Starbucks-drinking couple ever committed to film. Every line she delivers feels spontaneous, but not insincere.

‘Posey grew up in Mississippi and retains a beguiling southern vocal mannerism—less a drawl than a stretching of her vowels—that she brings, in varying degrees, to every one of her characters. This combined with her almost sing-songy head voice can make many of her characters sound almost vacuous. But it is this delivery that makes her a theatrical genius. Posey appears practically unconcerned with what her characters are saying, and wholly focussed on how they’re saying it. Her character studies are all the more refreshing for never having been repeated (as opposed to those of, say, Seth MacFarlane). Recently, Posey has made some unforgettable guest appearances on television, including a turn as one of Louis C.K.’s love interests on his FX show, Louie. Liz is a bookstore clerk full of intrigue and red flags—one bartender recognizes and refuses to serve her. She and Louis go on a magical date that includes vintage dress shopping and sucking down herring at Russ and Daughters, but ultimately turns very sour; Posey’s execution is both hilarious and haunting. But if I had to pick a single role of Posey’s that exemplifies the breadth of her talent, it would be the aspiring actress Libby Mae Brown, who delivers an audition monologue in Christopher Guest’s Waiting for Guffman in a scene that was not even used in the film. It is a masterpiece of acting, at once poignant and funny, for four and a half flawless minutes. It takes a phenomenal actress to play such a convincingly bad one. How does she do it? She just acts, naturally.’ — The New Yorker

 

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Further

Parker Posey @ IMDb
Parker Posey Website
‘Parker Posey’s 10 Best Performances: From ‘Party Girl’ to ‘Josie and the Pussycats”
‘Parker Posey: Louie’s a creep!’
‘An Ode To Parker Posey: ’90s Indie Queen’
Interview: Parker Posey
Parker Posey interviewed @ INDEX Magazine
The Parker Posey Film Festival
‘It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s . . . Parker Posey!’
ROCTAKON’S PARKER POSEY MIXTAPE
‘Parker Posey: Film Economics and Funny Girls’
Fuck Yeah Parker Posey!
‘Parker Posey undergoes surgery after breaking her wrist’
‘Parker Posey joins the cast of Woody Allen’s next film’
‘Parker Posey Revisits Her Top-Five Favorite Performances’
‘Live from Sundance: A GQ&A; with Parker Posey’
Parker Posey Fan Club

 

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Extras


Richard Linklater interviewed by Parker Posey


Parker Posey on Rosie O’Donnell (1997)


Parker Posey Loves Pottery


Parker Posey interviewed by Conan O’Brien

 

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Parker Posey’s Diary from the Set of SubUrbia

 

From: Bosepud

Subj: intro.

To: MINDTHEGAP

Sent on: MAC

My intro:

Hi, this is Parker Posey and this is my journal for Suburbia. It’s Richard Linklaters new film, written by Eric Bogosian. Read about what Really happens on movie sets. Discover the genius of Rick Linklater! And get to know the members of the cast! Know the scandal before everyone else does!

Or whatever. I mean, you can put anything, I don’t care.

‘kay, rust mun!

parker

by Parker Posey

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Date: Mon, Mar 25, 1996 8:33 PM EDT

From: Bosepud

Subj: PP’s S on S

To: MINDTHEGAP

Sent on: MAC

Day 1

I’ve just arrived in Austin to start a 2 week rehearsal on Richard “Rick” Linklater’s (Slacker, Dazed and Confused, Before Sunrise) new film SubUrbia. It’s written by Eric Bagosian, and was originally a Play staged for the theater in New York at The Lincoln Center.

*****I auditioned for the play, was up for the lead, “Sooze”, and was interrupted during a line of my dialog on the second page (of a 10 pg. audition piece), by the director, who said to me, “That’s enough, thank you.” I told him, “No, Thank YOU” and left….of course.****I wonder if he did this to all the actors, and if maybe if I hadn’t of left, if I woulda gotten the part. Different directors work in different ways. I dunno. It’s something I Still think about, wonder about…..contemplate.

A week ago, the whole cast and Rick and Eric got together to read the script 4 times in Los Angeles. There’s really nothing more exciting than hearing a piece of Work read over and over and over and over again. When I slept at night in the Hotel, the Whole script filled my being, and rang in my ears like a silver Bell bought at Tiffany’s. It Echoed through me, is what I mean. By the fourth read threw I was already hearing its essense, its meaning, its story, and its plot.

Just to be really honest for a second, I must admit (and am not ashamed) that I was a little Sad that I couldn’t Highlight as many lines as all the other actors. Giovanni and Aimee and Nicky and Jace, and Steve, and Dina and Ajay ALL have more Lines than I do. Nicky’s highlighter marker ran out during one of his monolouges, and I coulda sworn he threw a Look to me, like, “You really should let me use YOUR highlighter PARKER.” But maybe I was being paranoid. I dunno. This sort of thing always happens to me when I get Immersed in a Role. I “lose” myself. I start thinking like my character and I get confused, as to which thoughts are mine, and which thoughts are Hers. Anyway. Back to me for a second: There are no Small Parts, just Small Actors. And I will be so good in the role of “Erica”.

Hm…

I just realized something….I bet Erica, is Eric’s favorite part, since his name is Eric, and my name is Erica.

Hm…

…..I will save that little tid bit for when I want a close up….

I should talk about the Film, what it’s about. Um….It takes place in Suburbia, U.S.A., and Me and Jace Bartok (“Pony”) come to town ’cause Pony’s playing a concert in his old home town…”suburbia”. Pony was friends with all these losers in Highschool: Giovanni Ribisi “Jeff”, Steve Zahn “Buff”, Aimee “Sooze”, Nicky Katz “Tim”, and Dina Spivy “Bee-Bee”, and then there’s Ajay “Nazeer” who owns the convenient store that they all hang out by. That’s like their Thing. They hang out in front of a Convenient Store, ’cause it’s…convenient. And um….I play Pony’s publicist, Erica. I’m from Bel-Air, Hollywood, and my dad (I’ve named him “John”) is rich, and I shop at all the best stores. There’s more to me, Erica, that meets the eye, and everyone thinks Erica’s really Great and Happy, but deep down, she’s a little girl. She’s fragile. You know, like um…a Hooker with a Heart of Gold…that dichotomy…I think those parts are always the best…and So Does the Academy by the way….3 actresses played hookers, and are up for an Academy Award! Obviously the most winning part for an actress to portray!

Um….

Yeah! Am I right or what?!

So….Anyway. Um….Rehearsals start tomorrow, and it’s gonna take me hours to fall asleep tonight, ’cause I’m so excited!!!!!!! I will fall asleep to one of the tapes I made for my character. (In a couple of weeks I will fall asleep to the tape I made for the film.) It’s all about the process now. About Character.

I ran into Aimee (the lead, “Sooze”) in the elevator and we Hugged like sisters. And Giovanni hugged me too. And Nicky and Jace and Ajay also hugged me. Steve and Dina aren’t here yet, but when they do get here, I’m sure we’ll Hug. I hugged Rick the longest ’cause we’ve worked together before (Dazed and Confused). It’s um….you know…..we’re all becoming a family. We will all get so close. Spend Hours in some Bar talking about the film. We will all have personal jokes by next week, and I’m sure someone will be fooling around and in love with someone else by the weekend. Personally I’M in love the WORK. That’s just me, though. We’ll all have our processes of working. Our means to get into character.

I have to go and figure out what I’m gonna wear for the first day of rehearsal! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t stand it! I’m so excited!!!!!

“Stay gold”, a quote by another character in a film named Pony. Pony Boy from The Outsiders.

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28 of Parker Posey’s 108 roles

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Richard Linklater Dazed and Confused (1993)
‘Richard Linklater’s 1993 masterpiece gave breakout roles to a number of actors, and while Ben Affleck and Matthew McConaughey often get the most “look at them when” attention, Posey’s performance as the fantastically bitchy Darla Marks rivals them for scene-stealing indelibility. Introduced verbally abusing incoming freshman girls, Darla throws herself into Lee High School’s cruel initiation rites, acting less like an upperclassman and more like a drill sergeant. Yet there’s something perversely entertaining in the sadistic glee she takes in pushing people around, every chomp of gum and shout of “freshman bitches” showing someone who’s acting not out of insecurity, but of pure unadulterated confidence and desire for queen bee status.’ — Indiewire


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Parker Posey – improvised character interview

 

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Hal Hartley Amateur (1994)
‘Isabelle is an ex-nun waiting for her special mission from God. In the meantime, she is making a living writing pornography. She meets Thomas, a sweet, confused amnesiac who cannot remember that he used to be a vicious pornographer, responsible for turning his young wife, Sofia, into the world’s most notorious porn queen. Sofia’s on the run, convinced she’s killed him. Together, Isabelle and Thomas set out to discover his past, a past waiting to catch up with him. This is one of those movies that Parker just makes a slight appearance in, but as usual, it’s amusing none-the-less.’ — parkerposey.org


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Nora Ephron Mixed Nuts (1994)
‘Nora Ephron, once known as an expert script doctor, could have used a little doctoring herself: MIXED NUTS is a relentlessly hectic, poorly structured farce that falls embarrassingly flat. All the comedy here comes at the expense of the characters, reflecting a pronounced cruel streak in Ephron’s work for the screen. When this tendency is tempered with a healthy dose of humanism, as in her script for the derivative yet solidly entertaining WHEN HARRY MET SALLY, the problem is less pronounced. But when it involves turning an ex-husband into a philandering ogre, as in HEARTBURN, or making a character unsympathetic just by giving her a laugh like a pig rooting for truffles, as in SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE, it’s simply mean. One of the few highlight is a brief scene featuring the then unknown Parker Posey as a wicked out rollerblader’. — TV Guide


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Daisy von Scherler Mayer Party Girl (1995)
‘While the film is largely beloved as a screwball comedy, in retrospect Posey’s Mary is much more surprising and layered than she even needed to be for the movie to be a success. She doesn’t party as a way of self-medication or clichéd cry for help – she enjoys every moment of her existence, and, even in the end, never shows remorse for who she is, despite discovering her calling as a librarian. While Posey says that she didn’t improvise any of the film and gives full credit to the script, it is easy to see how she was able to carry such a role with such finesse. Posey hasn’t seen the movie since its release, because she doesn’t like to watch herself. Yet the experiences of filming, from “wanting to take [her] eyeballs out and soak them in cold water” from exhaustion to going out dancing with the cast and crew, seem clear as day in her mind. She can remember what it felt like to shoot the climactic Middle Eastern-themed party scene, when she would take 15-minute naps with her co-stars and wear a ten-pound ball of hair on her head, but she can barely recall whether all of this happened before or after she filmed Dazed and Confused.’ — Flavorwire


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Peter Cohn Drunks (1995)
‘For this groundbreaking 1996 production, an Oscar winner, two Oscar nominees and group of highly regarded major film actors gathered in a church basement in New York City to portray a group of alcoholics at an AA meeting. The stars include Richard Lewis (in his first dramatic lead), Faye Dunaway, Dianne Wiest, Parker Posey. “Drunks” also features the late Spalding Gray and Howard Rollins. Rounding out the cast are the young Calista Flockhart and Sam Rockwell. The New York Times called it “superbly realized.” The Boston Herald critic praised the film as “a powerhouse of drama, humor and heart.”‘ — New Day Films


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Noah Baumbach Kicking and Screaming (1995)
‘Posey’s next major role isn’t too far removed from Darla in terms of confidence: Miami is just as certain of herself and where she belongs, and she’s quick to show her irritation at her boyfriend Skippy (Jason Wiles) and his friends’ pretensions. But Miami is far more vulnerable, sad that she’s cheated on Skippy and that he’s used her as an excuse to delay moving forward with his life. Her breakup with Skippy, in which years’ worth of frustration over his group’s self-absorption comes through, is the wakeup call that Skippy won’t take seriously. And yet even as she expresses that she can’t stand him, she can’t help but laugh at his goofiness during the breakup, bringing a mixture of anger and affection that few actresses could accomplish.’ — Indiewire


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Gregg Araki The Doom Generation (1995)
‘The opening credit refers to this as “A Heterosexual Movie by Gregg Araki,” and while fans may recognize the cynicism, this certainly qualifies as the director’s most het-friendly movie to date. Set pieces at convenience stores, cheap motels, and in the wide-open American spaces will be familiar to straight audiences of all backgrounds. Cameos by the likes of Perry Farrell, Parker Posey and Heidi Fleiss will delight hipsters, and the soundtrack is straight out of a Lollapalooza show. Rose McGowan plays Amy Blue, whose breasts are showcased in the great Hollywood tradition, while the ass shots of her male co-stars are kept to a minimum. And when Jonathon Schaech, as Xavier Red, starts licking his own semen off his hand after masturbating, well, whoops, I guess he’s just kind of weird.’ — deep focus


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Todd Verow Frisk (1995)
‘Aiming to explore the extremities of racial and sexual fetishism in the gay world, Frisk exhibits a huge gap between its provocative intent and weak execution level.’ — Emmanuel Levy

 

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Julian Schnabel Basquiat (1996)
‘Schnabel isn’t the first artist to become a filmmaker: Sergei Eisenstein, Jean Cocteau, Fritz Lang, Andy Warhol and David Lynch all painted or designed, and Schnabel shares with them a talent for creating a rich, defining physical context. Also, by shooting his film in the galleries and locales where Basquiat made his art, and using actors who understand the cool, cutting sophistication of the art world, he brings a ring of authenticity to Basquiat. We see David Bowie playing Basquiat’s mentor Andy Warhol (he actually wears Warhol’s wigs and glasses), Michael Wincott as art critic Rene Ricard, Elina Lowensohn and Parker Posey as gallery owners Annina Nosei and Mary Boone, Dennis Hopper as Swiss art dealer Bruno Bischofberger and Gary Oldman and Courtney Love playing fictitious amalgams of real-life characters.’ — NYSWI


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Christopher Guest Waiting For Guffman (1996)
‘Director Christopher Guest established a great troupe of regular players for Waiting for Guffman, including Fred Willard, Catherine O’Hara, Eugene Levy and Bob Balaban. Posey became another recurring player in Guest’s films, and she made a terrific impression with her first outing here as a spacey Dairy Queen waitress turned spacey community theater actress. Her audition scene is a marvel of awkward comedy as she “seductively” sings “Teacher’s Pet” out of tune. Her real showcase, though, is her dazed performance of the goofy love song “Penny for Your Thoughts” with Guest’s effeminate Corky St. Clair, with both throwing themselves into their show as much as possible without generating a single spark.’ — Indiewire


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Richard Linklater SubUrbia (1996)
‘Bursting at the seems with subversive speech as if it were the evil-twin devil to Dazed and Confused’s angelic-innocence, SubUrbia’s story of jaded suburbanites slumming and of rebelliousness run amok is ultimately only as engaging as the acting is effective. This is to say that when you have the likes of Geovanni Ribisi, Steve Zahn, Nicky Katt, Parker Posey, each of them at youthful, thirsty stages in their blossoming careers, all of them freed up by that ever-so relaxed Linklater non-“in your face” use of the camera — Well I guarantee you, SubUrbia acts as true seamless marriage between that always-hoped-for trifecta of filmmaking aces: Script, performance, and direction. Drifting off topic myself, I have to just add that at this point in her career, not only is Parker Posey consistently fantastic and off-kilter in everything she does, but Posey was also still a few years away from really exploding onto the scene as an indie ‘it’ actress and mainstream character-actor. However, that was indeed “then” and now when I think of Parker Posey, the last thing I can recall is Scream 3 — No wait, Superman Returns… anyway you get what I’m alluding to, but I digress — Speaking of character-actors, Ribisi and Zahn help SubUrbia soar to disenchanted heights as they effortlessly emote and personify the epitome of slacker embodiment.’ — Pretty Clever Films


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Mark Waters The House of Yes (1997)
‘At the 1997 Cannes Film Festival, Harvey Weinstein, at the time still the boss of Miramax, was so smitten with this black comedy about a disturbed young woman (Parker Posey) who thinks she’s Jackie Kennedy that he paid $2 million for the distribution rights. Posey (who was also in town supporting Clockwatchers) won special recognition for her performance. Audiences, however, responded to House of Yes with a resounding NO. The movie grossed $617,403 in theaters.’ — Entertainment Weekly


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Jill Sprecher Clockwatchers (1997)
‘Posey co-starred in yet another ensemble comedy with this Office Space precursor tracking four office temps (Posey, Toni Collette, Lisa Kudrow, Alanna Ubach) as they pass the time in a deadening job. As the ringleader of the temps, Posey swings from deadpan contempt to outright fury and pain when she’s wrongfully terminated. “How can you fire me? You don’t even know my name!” Her co-stars are all solid, but Posey becomes the de facto voice of anyone who’s ever had to deal with a corporate drudgery that doesn’t even bother to welcome them into their stifling environment.’ — Indiewire


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Hal Hartley Henry Fool (1997)
‘Posey had worked with Hal Hartley before in a smaller capacity in Amateur and Flirt, but she created one of her most indelible characters in 1997 with Hartley’s Henry Fool. Playing the nymphomaniac sister of unassuming Simon Grim (James Urbaniak) and lover to Thomas Jay Ryan’s gregarious titular hero, Posey’s deadpan charm fitting in perfectly with Hartley’s deliberately mannered dialogue. Posey returned to the character in the sequel Fay Grim, an infinitely less amusing sequel which nonetheless gave Posey a rare lead role and a chance to play Fay both at her most exasperated and her most grounded. Posey appears as Fay Grim again in the third film in the series, Ned Rifle.’ — Indiewire


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Nora Ephron You’ve Got Mail (1998)
‘Memorable lines: “If I ever get out of here, I’m having my eyes lasered.” “I use a wonderful over-the-counter drug, Ultradorm. Don’t take the whole thing, just half, and you will wake up without even the tiniest hangover.” What made the role great: Patricia is completely clueless, self-centered, and oddly ruthless. She wears all black, and tends to say exactly the wrong thing at the worst time. It’s a type of New Yorker only Parker could play.’ — buzzed


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Wes Craven Scream 3 (2000)
‘“You! Like I’m ever going to win an award playing you,” Jennifer Jolie yells at Gale Weathers in the third and most self-referential (and laughable) edition of the “Scream” series. Jolie (played by Parker Posey) is an actor playing Weathers (played by Courteney Cox) in “Stab 3,” the movie within a movie, which serves as the setting for the murders of Scream 3, the series’ then-final chapter. It is meta. With streaky blond highlights, Posey looks like a trashy version of Cox’s streaky red days in the first Scream. The hair is almost as loud as Posey, who speaks with a shrill voice and manic energy. As an actor haunted by a masked murderer, Jolie initially lets terror consume her in the funniest of ways. “Where! Nancy Drew wants to know where,” she screams when she gets one too many questions from her onscreen counterpart about a previous murder. With her hair twisted up into two Björk-like balls and a cigarette shaking between her fingers, she’s as funny as she is frightened.’ — backstage.com


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Christopher Guest Best in Show (2000)
‘We worked with real dog show competitors. So they were around on set when we were filming. So the people in the background that you see are real dog show people. So we would do a take and then Chris [Guest] would say, do you want a recap of how to brush the dog. I remember he brought over a professional groomer. She came over right before a take and she criticized our dog. She said, the coat’s all wrong, this dog would never compete. The color’s all wrong. And we’re like, we’re about to shoot. I love a backstage look at any kind of show. So this kind of thing is heaven for me. I have a Bichon Poodle Maltese.’ — Parker Posey


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Christopher Guest A Mighty Wind (2003)
‘The occasion for the reunion in A Mighty Wind is a memorial tribute to folk impresario Irving Steinbloom, arranged by his pathologically neat son Jonathan (Bob Balaban). As the Folksmen, a middling group with one minor sixties hit, Michael McKean, Guest, and Harry Shearer are the image of superannuated hippiedom: With his head shaved and a thick beard outlining his jaw, Shearer looks like a fey Quaker; Guest, also bald down the middle, has a dome that’s tufted on both sides and a high, singsong quaver in his voice that works especially well for ballads about the Spanish Civil War. At the opposite end of the spectrum from the Folksmen are the New Main Street Singers—a screechingly cheery and color-coordinated spinoff of the original Main Street Singers—featuring John Michael Higgins, Jane Lynch, and Parker Posey. They’re like every group you’ve ever avoided while visiting a large amusement park. Of course, in the great all-American tradition, their toothpaste-commercial uplift camouflages weirdness: For starters, Lynch’s character is proud of her past as a porno queen and cultivates her own religion based on the “vibratory power of color.”’ — New York Magazine


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David S. Goyer Blade: Trinity (2004)
It’s a bit surprising to see you playing a villain in an action flick. I know, right? PP: I almost didn’t go in for the audition. I thought, They’ll want a model, someone with a rack. So what persuaded you to do it? PP: Well, I really liked them. And I felt comfortable talking about my ideas for the character, though a lot of them weren’t executed in the movie. For example? PP: Like, this character’s been alive for 400 years, right? So how would she dress? I mean, isn’t she bored? So I said, “Can we have her in a geisha outfit? A nun outfit? Can she dress like a cavewoman?” In the film, you seem to be channeling a couple of people. Were you mimicking any one in particular? PP: Totally. There’s Bette Davis. Some Nosferatu. I rented all those old F. W. Murnau films, and old vampire movies like The Vampire Lovers. I really liked playing a vampire. Their hunger is insatiable. Even when they eat someone, it’s never enough. They’re like addicts. So that was fun.’ — New York Magazine


Montage of Posey’s scenes

 

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Bryan Singer Superman Returns (2006)
‘I was doing this play. I was doing Hurley Burley for six months, you get a call like “They’re interested in you for Superman!” Well, okay… let ’em figure it out. And maybe I’ll get cast, you know, we’ll see. And um, can I read the script? “No.” Okay, well… is it good? I didn’t see X-Men. I usually don’t see these kinds of movies. But gosh, I hope it’s good, you know — it’s Superman. I got the part and I said, “Am I gonna be able to read it?” you know, to do it? I Googled “Kitty and Superman” and there was a Kitty somewhere in the Superman world. She extracted, like, green energy from plants and solar energy from the sun and she would use this power in… not a good way. And Superman helped her kind of use her powers for good at one point. It was like… just like Google, you know? Very abstract. Like wow, maybe I’ll get to have super powers. (laughter) I’ll have Chris Lee calling me and I’ll be like “Does she extract energy from the sun?!” (laughter). So they literally fly someone from Australia to deliver the script. And I read it at Cafe Mogador in the East Village in New York and yeah, that was like a movie in and of itself. It had this energy, just this (makes a whooshing noise). Already the world was being created. It’s a very… big, majestic movie. And I read it and I was like, “Thank god.” I thought it was really, really good. She was written a little more villainous, like a conscious villain, a baddie, like a bad girl? But I got away with not doing that.’ — Parker Posey


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Hal Hartley Fay Grim (2006)
‘Hal Hartley’s Fay Grim stars Parker Posey and Jeff Goldblum in a search for a mysterious terrorist named Henry Fool. This man, we learn, has been involved in intrigues involving Chile, Iraq, Israel, France, Germany, Russia, England, China and the Vatican (where the pope “threw a chair at him”). All in the last seven years. We feel deliberately distanced from the film. It is not so much an exercise in style as an exercise in search of a style. The story doesn’t involve us because we can’t follow it, and we doubt if the characters can, either. But am I criticizing Hartley, a leading indie filmmaker, for not making a more conventional thriller, with more chases and action scenes? Not at all. I am criticizing him for failing to figure out what he wanted to do instead, and delivering a film that is tortured in its attempt at cleverness, and plays endlessly. Posey and Goldblum labor at their characters, and are often fun to watch. But in the absence of a screenplay that engages them, they have to fall back on their familiar personalities and quirks. They bring more to the movie than it brings to them.’ — Roger Ebert


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Zoe Cassavetes Broken English (2007)
‘Parker Posey again proves her necessity to the indie film world with her complicated performance in Zoe Cassavetes’ feature debut. Demonstrating that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, the screenwriter-director has delivered a well-observed film boasting highly realistic performances and dialogue, if not plot elements. But it’s Posey’s fascinating portrayal of a thirtysomething Manhattan single woman looking for love that lifts the film above its “Sex and the City” predictabilities.’ — Frank Scheck


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Hal Hartley Ned Rifle (2014)
‘He came to me with some trepidations. I’ll never forget it. I was in my tiny apartment in Chelsea, standing in my kitchen. He said, “I’ve got this heavy part for you, would you be able to do it?” I was like, “Of course!” It was mythic, loaded. You know — a Fallstian fable. It seemed like the direction that Hal wanted to take had a weight to it. The material was really special and heavy — it had gravitas. We shot it very quickly. It was one of those 20-day shoots. Hal has a great wit. His style is like a forties film style in the present day mixed with the camera movement — his blocking feels a lot like dance in a way. I like working like that, being told where to move. His dialogue isn’t internalized; it’s external. There’s not a lot of thinking before you speak. The words just come out. It’s reactive.’ — Parker Posey


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Woody Allen Irrational Man (2015)
‘Posey recalled feeling good about her first meeting with Allen, before being cast. “They say if he’s three seconds, don’t worry about it – you could get the part,” she said. “I think Owen Wilson met him for, like, seven seconds and was cast in Midnight in Paris. I was in there for about three and a half minutes, which was a long time for him, and I heard after that he seemed very engaged.” Still, she wasn’t prepared for what would happen the following day: “I get a phone call from my manager and she says, ‘What are you doing today?’ I said, ‘I’m going to Trader Joe’s to get my snacks and then I’m making these pants with a friend. She goes, ‘Because Woody Allen’s assistant wants to know when a good time is to drop off the pages for his film.’ And I burst in tears. I just walked around in a daze. I’m in a really tough business, so I was overcome with emotion.”’ — The Guardian


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Parker Posey on Woody Allen’s “Irrational Man”

 

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Woody Allen Cafe Society (2016)
‘That surreal time in the ’30s was inspiring to visit. Women seemed to come into their own in really elegant and offbeat ways. Woody doesn’t like showy wardrobe, so Suzy Benzinger, the costume designer, and I were surprised he liked the more over-the-top styles—like the Schiaparelli dress with the rat chasing the squirrels. I wore vintage pieces that happened to fit, and a few things were copied from original pieces. The wit in movies of that time period was fun to portray. Looking at pictures or interviews, you do see how differently people comported themselves, and the clothes are a big part of that attitude.’ — Architectural Digest


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Excerpt

 

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Hernan Jimenez Elsewhere (2020)
‘The melancholy romance “Elsewhere” is like that endless home improvement project that starts with so much promise, but that your contractor never quite gets up the gumption to finish. That would be the perfect analogy, except “Elsewhere” doesn’t irritate you — exasperate yes — and doesn’t leave you feeling used and broke when all is said and done. The odd spark and eccentric touch — a character raising a family in a travel trailer — is lost in a lot of recycled bits and obvious gags, pitfalls or obstacles.’ — Roger Moore


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Irwin Allen, Matt Sazama, Burk Sharpless Lost in Space (2018–2021)
‘When Parker Posey was a kid, she set her alarm clock to the tune of Lost in Space. The actress recalled to The New York Times about “getting up at 5:30 in the morning to watch the static turn to color when the show came on at 6.” Little did she know that 50 years later, she’d be lost in space herself.

‘When Posey got the call to play the villainous Dr. Smith on the 2018 Netflix reboot of the hit sci-fi show, she almost didn’t believe it. “I was like, ‘What? Are you serious?’ It was shocking to me,” Posey told Den of Geek. She fondly remembered the character from her childhood. “I loved this character, Dr. Smith. He seemed so unique,” she said.

‘The new iteration of Lost in Space looks pretty different from the show Posey grew up with. It’s much more dramatic and less quippy than the old (in which Dr. Smith was played by Jonathan Harris). Producers Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless told the Times they based the new Dr. Smith on the sly con man at the center of The Talented Mr. Ripley. Posey helped them shape this new Dr. Smith: “Parker allowed the Dr. Smith that you’re seeing to exist,” Sharpless said.’ — John DiLillo


Lost in Space | Meet Dr. Smith


Dr. Smith’s “Death”

 

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Ari Aster Beau Is Afraid (2023)
‘Aster’s film follows Beau, played by Joaquin Phoenix, on a paranoid and often head-spinning quest home to his overbearing mother. In Beau’s world, fear rules: a trip to the corner shop becomes a Bondian mission; having sex, Beau’s mother tells him, will result in his death upon completion. Posey plays Beau’s childhood friend and enduring love interest. She is, without giving too much away, very much a scene stealer in a movie ripe with climatic and comedic competition. After several years of taking on mostly television roles, the return to film and live performance has been exhilarating: “It’s like turning on your own jacuzzi jets!” Posey exclaims, as the waitress approaches.’ — Ashley Simpson


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Parker Posey On The Tragicomedy Of Her Beau Is Afraid Role

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** _Black_Acrylic, Dude, happy slightly belated birthday celebratory noises! Liking that hat. I can imagine it suiting your noggin like the veritable glove. Enjoy parading about. I did not know Marks & Spencer originated in Leeds. I know it’s before your time, but did people really refer to them as Marks & Sparks? ** James, Hi. Yeah, I guess the escorts day is my blog at its most traditional. They’re real profiles, but I use some collaging and editing techniques to protect the real escorts’ identities. I think there’s a pretty big market for sex with straight guys, and I suspect the ‘straight’ ones are most just gay guys who think they can successfully fake being straight for an hour or two. But who knows? Come try Paris again one day when it’s not boiling hot. It’s a swell place, even or especially when you get away from the famous parts. I’m certainly not young, but even after absorbing decades of everything, there’s still a shitload of new things all over the place that make my eyes sparkle. I don’t speak French except very, very rudimentarily, so I’ve only read Rimbaud in translation, and I can highly recommend doing so. You can have it all: essays, fiction, poetry, … writing talent can be very promiscuous. Finishing is a tricky part. I think it’s more like giving up but happily. You’re right, it’s the actual weekend now. How did yours pan out? ** Dominik, Hi!!! I’ve long since run out of space for books, which doesn’t stop my accumulating, but I do find myself asking if I can be sent a pdf instead of an actual book quite a lot. My sense is that most things that are considered innocent fun have their roots in dark, unfun rituals. They just got gentrified over the years like everything else. But love repeats: licking my ass, easy, no worries, I already have enough of my own!, G. ** James Bennett, Hey, James. The world and the people in it are so random and being constantly refreshed, and I can’t see giving up all those unexpected possibilities for thoughts and ideas for something composed that has no expiration date. Or something. That introspection/absorbing combo is tricky to get in perfect balance, but I think it’s possible to see one’s response as a self-assigned essay in progress. Or something. Again. Great luck on the short fiction if you need any. I’m excited for you. And potentially for myself. Later. ** jay, Howdy, jay. There was something really interesting going on between Happy’s face and his decision to call himself Happy. Agreed, I mean with everything you wrote about that/him. Interesting, obviously, that you can study that stuff from a position of being on the inside of it. I never made porn, although I did go through a phase of hiring a lot of escorts years ago, mostly to study objectification for my writing. I always really wanted to make ‘the ultimate’ porn film, but then when Zac and I made our first film, ‘Like Cattle Towards Glow’ which was about sex and mimicked the structure of 70s/80s style porn videos, we ended up making it be about watching sexual desire being carried out without any attempt to make the film have an erotic effect, on purpose at least. Anyway, yeah, an area of great interest for me as well. No rambling, in other words. A Zelda game set in one room is an intriguing prospect, okay. I don’t know ‘Death Stranding’, but I’ll get on learning about it at least. Thanks. How was your weekend from the perspective of one who was presuming what it would be and the perspective of its actual survivor? ** Corey Heiferman, Hello there. Second time was the charm, luckily. Thanks, and I’m happy you were pulled in by Perconte’s films. So the modern dance scene is happening in Tel Aviv? It’s kind of blah here, from what I can tell. I knew Deborah Jowitt a little socially, yeah. She was a pip. And a very fine reviewer, of course. It’s about ballet, not modern dance, but Edwin Denby’s writings on dance are superb. I’m fairly good at project juggling, but one of them always needs to be in the center. I’ve not seen anyone wearing baggy bell bottomed pants, and I live right next to fashion central Rue St. Honore, so I wonder if that supposed trend is actually the case. I’ll look more closely today. Denny Fouts sounds like he needs further investigation, so I’ll do that. ** Charalampos/Corey Heiferman, Hi, wow. It took me a moment to realise that Corey hadn’t just suddenly radically changed his writing style for some reason. Hi, Charalampos. Mm, it’s been so long since I first read Schuyler that I don’t remember what I thought, but your first impression and thoughtful follow through seems right. I … don’t think I can explain his mystique, or at least in the p.s. I would need to really think about that. Ace that your mom loves Rhys! And she hasn’t even read Rhys’s best two novels (‘Good Morning, Midnight’, ‘After Leaving Mr. Mackenzie’, imo) yet. Good to see you! ** Steve, Harlem is my furthest north point too. Probably most New Yorkers’? I hope the support group helps, and even a lot. I don’t know if Martel is angling for French funds. A film needs to be French in some respect or in some part to qualify for government funds here. Enjoy the screening. Always great to have an opportunity to hear Lynne speak. Yes, slam means injecting meth. ** Lucas, Hi. Oh, I would be happy to give you a tour of my favorite bakeries and let them help you bulk up a bit. Few better ways to do that. I like the new collage. Victoire! Everyone, new collage by the mighty Lucas: here. Your ghost boy story idea is a great one, of course. My imagination is spinning off just from a glance at the idea. I would never think about the market when you write something. The unexpected can create new markets. And I don’t know that there really is a market for writing, other than ‘self-help’ and ‘spy’ and ‘famous people’s bios’ and ‘romance’ maybe. ** Justin D, Thanks, or thanks to them, or thanks to their and my collaboration, technically. I mostly watch documentaries these day, so I’ll look for ‘Sam Now’. Thank you, J. Weekend of high excellence to you. ** Bill, I think I only know ‘capeesh’ from really old crime movies. I don’t believe I’ve ever heard a real flesh-and-blood person use that word. You’re doing gigs while you’re there? Awesome. What sort of gigs? I like Mark Bradford’s stuff too. I’ve met him a few times, and he seems to be a really terrific guy. Enjoy your next two far-away (from my perspective) days. ** Right. I thought you all deserved some relatively simple fun this weekend, so I restored and updated the blog’s old Parker Posey Day because, well, everybody likes Parker Posey, don’t they? Maybe you’ll prove me wrong. Anyway, that’s that, and I’ll see you back here on Monday.

“If you and I are coworkers … we never saw each other here capeesh?”

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drinktwink, 22
Bredene

Straight boy in life gay boy in bed.

Returning to this world after a long break in the hetero-sphere.

I like being sucked for some good time while I drink beer and talk dirty to you.

Being fucked by people from a higher education level is mind blowing and nut busting for me.

I hope that rings true for you too.

Guestbook of drinktwink

Fun__sad – Nov 12, 2024
Very bored. Very not boring.

unpredictable001 – Nov 10, 2024
He needs to drink a lot of beer to do it. During the sex, either factor in frequent bathroom breaks or want to drink his piss.

Cocksucker3000 – Nov 9, 2024
I really do love sucking dick. I believe to myself I give great head. I just wanna find a dude with a really big dick that can stretch out my throat. The biggest dick I’ve sucked so far was a 9 inch. I desperately want something just as big or more. If dudes that are below, okay, you’re welcome. I don’t shame unless you’re below five. If you’re below 5 and can last multiple loads I’m game.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Some
Smoker Socially
Languages French, English
Position Versatile
Dick L
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Sugarwitch, 19
London

Teenaged FTM Londoner looking to make a connection with old and fat moneyed up men who’ll encourage intox. Alcohol, poppers, 420, slam, fentanyl, etc.

Interested? Write to me.

Guestbook of Sugarwitch

MrMomo – Nov 9, 2024
I spent two hours having sex with him 😈 kinda interesting 🤏🏻

TheSkullLondon – Nov 8, 2024
I thought I was straight in high school and after fucking “him” I think I still am.

AaronDanyael – Nov 7, 2024
Who’d have thought an FTM would have the hottest ass in the world, very horny, libidinous and perverted, worth the price of every drug and drink I fed it, I love you, my heart is bleeding for you.

wholepaws – Nov 4, 2024
Fister who you may or may not remember gave you some serious punching and doubles for a few months earlier this year. Back after a short hiatus, wanting to return to your saddle.

needaslut – Nov 3, 2024
You win some, you lose most.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Languages Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick No answer
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Despicabletwink, 21
Billings

Going through a rough time in life so been doing this. Im originally out of Helena where I worked a shitty loser low wage job and struggled with life but now homeless and turning tricks in Billings. Recently tested HIV positive mostly through my own fault of excessive sex and carrying one too many cumloads and other various activities. Syphilis Neg 08.07.2024.

Guestbook of Despicabletwink

Healthfucker – Nov 5, 2024
Boys are just placeholders, they come and they go.

mucal – Nov 5, 2024
Hello my fellow readers. I am considering spending lots of money on him. But I don’t really understand if he is capable of taking big cocks. When I say big I mean really big. Can anyone who has had experience with him confirm this so I can invest heavily in him even for several consecutive days? Thanks for your reply.

Despicabletwink (Owner) – Nov 1, 2024
Also looking to land a job as a Janitor for a Porno Arcade. Theyre hiring one in Portland. Looking for relocation help for a loser with a lousy job.

CaptainAmerica – Nov 1, 2024
I’m a depraved Dad who’s a bit obsessed with disheveled boys’ butts. My sweet spot is scruffy boys with paradoxically pristine butts. It got kinky, but I was mostly interested in getting in that incongruous butt. He seemed to enjoy at least some of the things we did.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick M
Dirty Ask
Fisting Ask
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200$
Overnight Rate 600$

 

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thatoneboy, 18
Paris

I may only be 18 but I have been whore since early teens, don’t let my age fool you.
I had my first pay date at 12 and have done some crazy stuff in my time since then.
I’m looking for big money not big love.
My father has just died and I need to continue my life.

Guestbook of thatoneboy

thatoneboy (Owner) – Nov 6, 2024
I want a situation where in 20 years from now the only thing I would have achieved in my life is a loose butt hole.

sodomaniac – Nov 4, 2024
I want your hole.
I want to do so many things to it.
I insist that you enjoy everything.

thatoneboy (Owner) – Nov 2, 2024
I’m also available to be a sugar daddy’s kept boy for a minimum of 10 years or until I get wrinkled or fat.

HelloMyNameIsFaggot – Nov 2, 2024
Will pay anything for a taste of your cock, would never spend another minute without your cock in my mouth if I could. I will travel, I will host, I will buy the hotel room so long as you leave a load of your Hot Boy Cum in my mouth.

pinkytuscabearo – Nov 2, 2024
BOTTOM suck you long time tina

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Languages French, Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 30€
Overnight Rate 50€

 

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ThePlayThing, 19
Boston

idk fwb type shit mostly but just ask💸🤑💶

Guestbook of ThePlayThing

CatDadATX – Nov 10, 2024
BEGGING FOR UR SALIVA. NEED UR SALIVAAAAA.

ThePlayThing (Owner) – Nov 9, 2024
i would like someone to watch me at the skatepark then go after somewhere and do stuff.

lukas – Nov 8, 2024
Hey there! I’m Lukas, nice to meet you! I’m curious, who are you and what makes you tick? What are your passions and interests? Are you currently in a relationship or flying solo? Have you tried anything exciting recently or is there something on your bucket list that you’re hoping to try out soon? Let’s get to know each other and see where my money takes us!

assignedfairyatbirth – Nov 8, 2024
Your face makes me melt like ice in the sun.

Daddy4Sonny – Nov 8, 2024
If you’ve got one handy, he loves eating out femboys.

Bellybuttonplayer – Nov 6, 2024
I’ve only seen him naked in phys ed class but he has a perfect belly button. Just the thought of it makes my eyes roll back in my head.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Some
Smoker No
Languages English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick M
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Depends
PNP Weed only
Hourly Rate 250$
Overnight Rate 600$

 

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YourNewBestFriend, 22
City of Ekurhuleni Metropolita

I’m Caleb I am a married cheating cumdump who likes to secretly dress up like a Goth and invite men over to my house while my husband is at work to breed my pussy and verbally degrade me before leaving cash on the dresser and taking off.

Guestbook of YourNewBestFriend

Randy – Nov 8, 2024
20 year old amateur kinky filmmaker looking for a guy to use, abuse, and humiliate anonymously for a horror movie I’m making, and have fun offscreen if we get along. Approach with a list of all the depraved shit you’re into and we can see if we’re a match.

tuffuck – Nov 7, 2024
If you want a bottom who takes everything too seriously and won’t try to crack jokes while you’re fucking him, he’s your guy.

str8noob – Nov 1, 2024
Anyone who complains about having sex with this guy is either lying or mentally ill.

ItsLen – Oct 29, 2024
Every whore on this app is a timewaster until proven innocent.

packedjock – Oct 28, 2024
Wait … Tim? Is that you under there? That’s your bathroom for sure.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Languages Afrikaans, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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Swimtwunk, 23
Vancouver

To start so people understand. Yes I’m married, straight and I’m happily married, but I have been intrigued by gay guys longer before I met my wife and I can’t help that I have this feeling inside me that I need to explore.

My fetish is unusual: Sex underwater, serious breath control, no gear, no kit, no tanks, no masks. I thought I’d “come out” here and see if there’s anyone with compatible interests that want to toss me some cash. Always the optimist.

Why does my cock get rock hard from being drowned? Anyone?

Love how relaxed, horny and hard I get when going under. Especially as I’m straight and that a male can do this to me.

Guestbook of Swimtwunk

Swimtwunk (Owner) – Nov 3, 2024
I know I should not want to do this but I do.

Solp – Nov 3, 2024
You need a doctor.

racemanni – Nov 3, 2024
Like Magritte he is a master of magical realism.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L
Dirty No
Fisting Ask
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP No
Hourly Rate 80$
Overnight Rate 200$

 

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T0biAss, 20
New South Wales

According to official studies, penetrative sex usually only lasts 5 minutes on average, so I’ll do it for 50€ in half an hour, or a quickie in your car for 35€, or just give you a blow job for 25. If you want me to dress up in a Renaissance costume it’s 100€ an hour because that’s a bit more complicated.

Guestbook of T0biAss

T0biAss (Owner) – Nov 11, 2024
I’ll be taking the metro tomorrow text me for details.

workingtitle – Nov 10, 2024
If you need some ass: 1 address!! His ass.

dafttwunk – Nov 9, 2024
He likes money and he likes to do almost nothing for it.

BIGCOCK6 – Nov 6, 2024
Cheeky slut, a bit snooty, with an obscenely feral, dripping, howling hole.

anxho – Nov 4, 2024
A wonderful, brilliant half-hour. I wish you from the bottom of my heart that everyone recognizes and acknowledges this and also puts a smile on your contagious face!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Some
Smoker No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick M
Dirty NO
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Imthe, 22
Glasgow

Heyy, I am a twinky horror fanatic, a little emo, a little self-destructive. I’m very dedicated to my profession. I want to make every client feel as exhilarated as anyone possibly could be. I meet from 10pm- 5am. I am open to every sort of kink and offer everything on my body you want to explore. After various laser treatments, I am completely hairless (below the neck). I genuinely enjoy my work. I love to have fun!

Guestbook of Imthe

Domtobeserved – Oct 30, 2024
How about if we watch a serial killer documentary together and then see what happens?

Imthe (Owner) – Oct 30, 2024
Just me being me.

waterccolors – Oct 30, 2024
We had sex so nasty there’s no question I’m going to hell.

Takingoutthetrash – Oct 26, 2024
Finally someone young and almost cute who swallows shit and gets it done without the hassle of vomiting. And the price is okay.

Imthe (Owner) – Oct 23, 2024
An insistent in my childhood set me on this path. I was born to finish last, it’s in my DNA, but I tried to deny it for years.

Polaroidfuture – Oct 23, 2024
Want a guy you can pin you against the wall, fold in half and rail while he begs for it and cum hands free? Or how about a story about me ripping a headboard out of the wall mid-fuck? Yeah, he’s got layers.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick XL
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly rate £100
Overnight rate £400

 

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B-for-T, 18
San Juan Capistrano

First time virgin wanna get paid with 13,500 Fortnite V-Bucks, slammed with tina, and get anal.

Guestbook of B-for-T

Bbonlybb – Nov 8, 2024
Had him with four other tops. We loved to lick and fuck him and the way he’s so polite while we were licking and pounding him make everyone crazy and then it got way sexier and even louder and all the fuses in our brains blew until we fell in love..

BarefickerSN – Nov 7, 2024
I could write a thousand words but I’ll simply put in a nutshell: you really need to drop the “virgin” angle.

Systemerror2393 – Nov 2, 2024
Counterintuitive, I know, but his ejaculations (I got four!!) taste like the best meal ever.

sveglio – Oct 31, 2024
That ass. Wow that ass! And that hole! Best hole in the whole of San Juan Capistrano, the USA, and probably the entire face of the earth!!!!! I came hands free from just staring into his deep amazing little hole!!! 1000% go!!!!

thoros – Oct 25, 2024
Nasty horse teen. Hung af. Baby face, skinny body but horse manly dick. Bigger than my dad. Heavy leaker and cummer. etc, etc, etc.

B-for-T – Oct 22, 2024
No longer super tight if you can’t tell.

CarstenFm – Oct 20, 2024
The sex is huge. It felt morally weird to slam him, but his other needle marks helped. And holy fuck I’m glad I did. His little pucker literally milked my cock until I was parched.

XL_Aktiv_kuschelbaer – Oct 16, 2024
Apparently I’m the guy who took his V card and I will say my whole long life I have never met an ass that was so warm and welcoming. “Fuck for world peace” – here we have the best example that that works!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick M
Dirty Ask
Fisting Ask
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Dark_humour_me, 21
Kansas City

Looking for sugardad, client, pimp, landlord in that order 🤑🔥

Guestbook of Dark_humour_me

DickUdown – Nov 9, 2024
No matter how many times you put “cute” on your face you are still average looking and chubby.

Dark_humour_me (Owner) – Nov 8, 2024
I am a quiet bottom other than the casual “you like that ass?” Or the growl/ grunt when I cum.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Not very hairy
Smoker No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick M
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
PNP Weed only
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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kevinwontlose, 18
Rome

I’m 18, I grew up in Viterbo, but for the last 4 years I’ve been in Rome for high school.
Now I’m in my last year and I can’t take it, because in addition to school I also play soccer, so I’m really broke and messed up between studying and training.
So, please, no problems because I’m already anxious and sweating, okay?
A guy asked to lick my ass the other night when we were out and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since.
I only like women, but a friend told me there are men on this app who would pay to lick my ass… I could do that but only without too many expectations or dramas.
If you want to lick my ass, we’ll see how it goes.
I would need to have fun, without too many worries.
Write to me and we’ll see what happens… but I repeat: licking my ass, easy, no worries, I already have enough of my own!

Guestbook of kevinwontlose

kevinwontlose (Owner) – Nov 9, 2024
As of 03.11.2024 I am still a straight boy and my ass is co owned by my current girlfriend and ASSOWNERNIK. This account is monitored by him. Any previous man who thought he had any rights over my ass no longer does.

Rimbo – Oct 21, 2024
It’s just an ass, it’s just your mouth, but, if you’re determined, it has many hidden qualities that can satisfy you in unimaginable ways. As I type this out, its juices are all over my face.

kevinwontlose (Owner) – Oct 16, 2024
I really don’t like doing this, so don’t expect me to.

666boyo – Oct 16, 2024
His penis only urinates.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Languages Swedish, English, Italian
Position No answer
Dick L
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing No
PNP No
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Mason, 19
Paris

Name’s Mason. I’ve been in Paris for two months with the idea of ​​becoming a professional footballer. I’m in a training center. Maybe you want to have sex with a boy who is a future sport star.

I’M TOP AND CAN BE VERY TOP IF NECESSARY, SO DON’T COME ASK TO FUCK ME 😭!

MY SERVICES ARE NOT NEGOTIABLE, IF YOU’RE HERE IT’S BECAUSE YOU WANT TO PAY FOR MY BOD AND ARE SURE YOU HAVE THE MEANS 🍑💶💸!

🍑🍑🍑🍑 EXCLUSIVE UNTIL SUNDAY EVENING: I’M SELLING 100 PHOTOS AND VIDEOS OF MY BUTT FOR 20 EUROS VIA PAYPAL 🍑🍑🍑🍑

If I don’t answer right away it’s because I’m fucking! Leave it alone! There you go, “come as you are like” they say at Mc Do 🤣!

Guestbook of Mason

Mason (Owner) – Nov 12, 2024
Trust me. Gay is in. Gay is hot. I want some gay. Gay it’s gonna be.

Silverfag – Nov 12, 2024
Your liquids shouldn’t see daylight.

adam_martin – Nov 9, 2024
He loves himself very much.

fabiforyou – Nov 8, 2024
He knows he is perfect. He has a delicious looking asshole that he won’t let you taste. Thank you.

Power1979 – Nov 5, 2024
Waaw!, what a beautiful sight!! 😲😋😋
He needed some porn videos to get a hard on, but that was my fault, since I’m not the prettiest one.
Don’t mess with his anus too much. It is not appreciated.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Languages French, English
Position Top only
Dick XL
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
PNP No
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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TurnMeIntoAJunkie, 19
Amsterdam

Looking for a serious live in wealthy dom sugardad to ruin me, turn me into a heroin junkie.
I already use heroin but can’t afford full blown addiction.
*substance abuse/complete control
*deprivation of normality
*starvation
*unhealthy
*incapacitation
*no sex of any kind refused
*danger

Guestbook of TurnMeIntoAJunkie

Aboogie – Nov 10, 2024
Few things in this world can compete with fucking a young guy who’s nodded out on heroin. The problem is he smokes cigarettes, and I don’t like this aspect in others.

reputation – Nov 7, 2024
He was briefly my sugar boy a year ago before the gremlins in his mind in escaped in a major way. He had some mental health troubles after that and I couldn’t find my sugardad mojo since although I did get some pretty intense sex out of him at times.

JoeF – Nov 7, 2024
Submitting a boy to full blown heroin addiction and giving it his mind, body and soul is something I’ve always been infatuated with, and I wonder if it’s destiny. I’ve always thought the right boy would come along and convince me that it is, because we’d both know it’s right.
I’m worried that I’m expecting too much, or what I’m imagining is complete bullshit, but you’re so hot I’m willing to take the leap.

SickOpig – Nov 6, 2024
I’ve seen this junkie boy at a dealer friend’s place off and on and wanted his hole fucking bad. No idea that’s how he was paying for his dope. Saw him over there yesterday after reading this, sidelined him with the offer of some high power China White and headed to the craphole where he lives. He shot up and went into a heavy nod. I pulled his jeans down and fucked his ass like he was a collapsing building with children trapped inside, loaded him up. When he started vaguely coming around, I glued my mouth to that dirty pink blown out rosebud and made him push out his ass juice and cum and farts and shit meat while I ate like a demon possessed infant. I should say I was methed to the eyeballs at the time.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Languages Dutch, English
Position More botton
Dick L
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 60€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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Iamwhatyouwant, 19
Harrow

Yo, I’m 19, hard and blond. If you’re not a pussy and want to do something real, I drill holes, get a blowjob, ass eaten, even fuck women, jerk off and really let it rip. Anyone who talks gets kicked out, only the toughest make it. Get it done if you want to experience something.

Guestbook of Iamwhatyouwant

Iamwhatyouwant (Owner) – Nov 12, 2024
I sadly can’t host right now cause my car decided to shit itself.

JohnWilsonSexy – Nov 10, 2024
He had some girl over there and basically ignored me. He fucked her and I watched. I managed to empty my dick, but it took a whole lot of poppers.

hornygayyyy – Nov 10, 2024
meet me outside at coulsdon manor golf course.

Greenbean – Nov 8, 2024
:(: “🎶 Please! Stay! I want you! I need you! Ohgod

Drillmythroat – Nov 8, 2024
even this over-confident wannabe macho recognizes the reality here… he just needs attention… it’s just the way today’s youth are brought up… a bit retarded but quite horny…

MattyMeatball – Nov 3, 2024
He’s fully prepared. He is short-tempered and only concentrates on “business”. But if you like cum, he’s a cute source.

Intopoop – Nov 2, 2024
I am just a bear looking to get crapped on by young men. It’s hard to get this fetish under control. Umm I am more into smearing than eating but for a guy who looks like you then hell ya I’d love to let you let one go in me. It sounds fun.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little
Smoker Socially
Languages English
Position Top only
Dick XL
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Kissing No
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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needadadorgrandad, 18
Villefranche-sur-Saône

My name is Alex, a thing of beauty born in the wrong country, yet destined for greatness. I refuse to accept a life where ends fail to meet, nor will I deny myself the luxurious lifestyle I so richly deserve. Though I’m not in Europe yet, hope remains strong, as I’ll get European citizenship in 2025 through Ius Sanguinis, opening doors to boundless travel. With personal ambitions ablaze, I’m driven to pursue excellence in the tech field, achieve lasting happiness, and indulge in an active, sizzling sex life -my payment to that unstinting open-handed gentleman who will help me with changing my life for the better. I seek the finest beauty treatments and aspire to be the most stunning presence in any neighborhood I stroll through, complemented by the lifestyle of a successful influencer—a life of lavish opulence beyond imagination.

🥇👍 70+ HAPPY CUSTOMERS 👍🥇

Guestbook of needadadorgrandad

syd_barrett – Nov 7, 2024
Can I throw things at your penis or pound it with a mallet? I would like to have your penis used as target.

Mascdudelooking – Nov 3, 2024
If you want more than he’s offering, mix Valium and 80 mg oxycodone in his drink, it’ll knock him out for hours.

OpenmindedJoe – Nov 1, 2024
MSG him for satisfactory sex

Striker99 – Oct 30, 2024
Wont kiss. Not a top. The dick stays soft. Allows kinks. Not in a rush. Loyal once paid.

confidentrookie – Oct 27, 2024
I took him out to dinner, and it really turned me on when he chewed the food a little bit and then kissed me and fed it to me. I don’t know if that was too specific.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Arab
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Languages French, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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VacuumCleaner, 22
Budapest

Straight curious looking to be turned for cash. I have a sleepy fantasy I like to play out: Chloro, drugged, intox, roofed, chloroform, drugged drink, hypno, brainwash, anesthesia, poppers, sedated, free use.

If you and I are coworkers … we never saw each other here capeesh?

Guestbook of VacuumCleaner

VacuumCleaner (Owner) – Nov 5, 2024
I didn’t want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that’s really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you’re so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.

neverseenagain – Nov 5, 2024
When Ashton was sober he was so-so, but once he was unconscious he was incredibly, bewitchingly beautiful. He was the most amazingly beautiful person I have ever seen. I cannot explain how beautiful he was. I still can’t believe that there is something so awesome that you can book here.

VacuumCleaner (Owner) – Nov 1, 2024
My last account got deleted so that was cool. Not sure why but I tried to log on one day and my account was just gone so I’m mostly trying to find the people who were making me offers.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair None
Smoker Yes
Languages Hungarian, German, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 1150€

 

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BORNtoBeDUMB, 20
Washington DC

My name is Marco and I’m a 20-year-old Italian boy. I’m here looking for a financially secure man to own me as his dog.

I want to eat out of pots, wear a collar, a butt plug, wag my tail when he comes home, receive affectionate strokes on my back and my hair, etc.

(I’m still learning English, maybe a few swats with a rolled newspaper would make me learn faster 😸)

**Please be patient and check back often as I will evolve **

Guestbook of BORNtoBeDUMB

sexaddiction – Nov 11, 2024
This bitch stole my husband!

eggy – Nov 11, 2024
i long time i had you. i had problems with accepting what i craved and what i did. i now find peace in this. i had awesome times and i also fucked you up. i regret fucking you up. it is not easy. but that should not be an excuse.

Dominator1818 – Nov 8, 2024
Many boys have asked to be my dog. And I must admit, no. It is an extraordinary branch to observe, but which I personally do not like. Why? Because I like to tell my boys that they are not dogs, but indeed humans of a lower rank. The object and the human are intimately linked, son.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Languages Italian, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S
Dirty Ask
Fisting Ask
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP No
Hourly Rate 1$
Overnight Rate 1$

 

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Happy, 24
Moscow

I’m an amateur gay porn model. I love being photographed and videoed, I’m on many porn sites. I have very few limits. I’m looking for Dom Tops to employ me, fuck me, eat me, breed me. And video it. I’ll be your bottom or bottom for a group. I parTy heavily and love to be slammed, you name it. Just tell me what you’re into and what you want to do. I’ll be up for it.

Guestbook of Happy

Happy (Owner) – Nov 10, 2024
Can somebody please just love me! 😂

Letsggoo – Nov 3, 2024
I fucked him a year ago at a porn convention in Berlin. They were doing a fan gangbang event and it cost me 2000 to get in but it was worth it to fuck him.

Happy (Owner) – Nov 3, 2024
🤷‍♂️

Marlin – Nov 3, 2024
Big fan here. I have a question: which do you prefer to do after a top breeds you, let his load soak into your guts or push it out so he can eat it?

BitchBreaker – Nov 3, 2024
Yes, yes, Oleg is a fuck mattress 😋 👍

enigma101 – Nov 3, 2024
I have a huge dick which I used on his correct, professional butt for sleazy and very intimate hours with great force.

Happy (Owner) – Nov 3, 2024
I’ve had a crazy life you wouldn’t believe. My journey has been filled with unexpected twists, adventures, disasters, and experiences that most people would find hard to imagine. From navigating life’s ups and downs to embracing every challenge, I’ve seen and done things that have shaped me into the person I am today. With me, you’re not just booking an encounter – you’re investing in an experience that will leave you with memories that linger long after our time together ends.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Languages Russian, English
Position More bottom
Dick XL
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 100000€

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** jay, Hi. Well, it should be my hosting site’s responsibility, but they’re not taking responsibility, so … stalemate at the moment. Nice about your London jaunt. London’s normally jam-packed with art to see, it seems. Paris too, but I’m luckily ensconced inside it. I’m hoping to knock a few shows off my list today. Oh, I guess I mean that, if I have to deal with big bullies or bosses in games, I greatly prefer if they’re the types that you have to beat by mentally unlocking their secret weakness and then solving the problem the way you solve a puzzle rather than just having to pound away at them and run away from them endlessly and die over and over again because I suck at the physical violence stuff. I usually try to find a friend who’s good at the battling things, hand them my controller and let them kill the bad guy for me so I can move along. But my ideal games have no fighting, per se, and just present complicated settings to negotiate and get pleasured by. Onwards through Friday, and see you on Saturday. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Well, thank you for liking it, pal. You bought the shoes! Good for you, and for your feet, and presumably for all of your impending bystanders. Me too: I hate spending money and buying things that don’t just keep me alive. Except for books and films and music and stuff. As someone who bobbed for my fair share of apples as a kid, there’s a reason why it went out of style. No fun, water up the nose, humiliating, etc. Of course now I’m trying to figure what a flyer would need to pique my interest. Nice. No matter how many times love puts “cute” on his face he is still average looking and chubby, G. ** Cletus, Hi. Thanks. I didn’t know Ted well at all. I used to edit this lit magazine called Little Caesar in the early 80s when I was living in LA, and he thought the mag was cool and sent me poems to publish in it. Then when I moved to NYC, I would see him around and at readings, and he would stop and talk at me, like he did, sort of unleashing everything on his mind verbally, and I was always honored that he chose me as a listener. But that was kind of it, really. So no interesting stories. By the time I moved to NYC, he was pretty zonked out from prolonged amphetamine use, and his health was worsening, so he wasn’t at his peak. Like you, I liked ‘Dream Songs’ when I read them years ago, but I can’t say that I actually ‘got’ them. But that’s ok. ‘Getting’ is kind of overrated. ** James, Morning, James. Paris and its skies are A-okay so far today. No one ever says oldness is wasted on the old. I wonder why not. Wisdom, me? Hm, always find new things that excite you and don’t overrate things you thought were exciting in the past. Nostalgia is inevitable, but it’s the enemy. There are two ‘wise’ things? I’ll read the Derek Mahon poem, thanks. Man, you should Rimbaud. He’s amazing, I swear. It gets harder to be too self-effacing once more and more people know your writing and give you props for it. So, hang in there. Essays are a top form. They’re a solid goal. No prob if that ends up being your central form. Great about the progress on your writing and the success of the ten minute method. Enjoy finishing the things. It might just be me, but I find that things that weird me out tend to end up inspiring me more than things where I go, ‘Oh, I get that’. Happy Friday to ya. ** Steve, Yeah, I can’t remember the last time I was in Battery Park. Weird how far away the bottom of Manhattan is. Well, and the top. I don’t think I know anybody in NYC who’s ever been more north in NYC than the upper edge of Central Park. Martel didn’t talk about the documentary, but Zac is friends with one of the programmers who brought her over — the Pompidou is doing a Martel retrospective — and she said the reason the documentary isn’t finished is because, one, the new far right government in Argentina severely cut cultural funding, and, two, because Martel is being Malick-like obsessive about revising it. No, I don’t think the possible haunt plans will get more solid until Zac and I go to LA next, possibly in early April if a likely screening there of our film comes through. ** Bill, Hi, Bill! I’ve been wondering how you are. Urgh, the verification void got you. Anyway, whatever trick you tried worked, obviously. The WTF moments are piling up at an astonishing lightning speed, Jesus Christ. Nice Bradford piece! How did I miss that. Thanks! Everyone, if you liked Tobias Bradford’s animatronic art from last week, Bill has found one more work that the post missed out on. Here. Thanks, B. Whatcha doing over there? ** Uday, Your grammar seemed too have survived, at least in your comment, but maybe you were sobering up by then. I wrote everything on paper until ‘The Sluts’, which I thought necessitated being written on the computer, and I think I got spoiled. Here’s to the appearance of shrooms. Well, and a date too. ** Lucas, Hi. No, the shop didn’t have the Foucault. But I’ll get it. Oh, fuck, what did the blood drawing doc tell you? Man, feel better and do whatever it takes to feel better. Let me know. ** Jacob, Thank you very much. Wow, your professor was so right, Descartes really is smart, or he at least was when he thought up what you conveyed to me. I should read him again. It’s been, like, ages. I’m going to try to do something what you just caused to happen in my brain. Who knows what. Thanks!!! ** Okay. It’s the escorts’ day today, and you know what to do with them by now. See you tomorrow.

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