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MadHattersTParty, 18
Berlin

need someThing for your TParty?
let me help you
indifference is everything ✨

Guestbook of MadHattersTParty

Hastalavista01 – Feb. 11, 2020
hard to know how to describe him, bi sissy doofus drug dealer rubber gimp.. is that a thing? …. really don’t know.

MadHattersTParty (Owner) – Feb. 6, 2020
hello world, i’m your ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry Bomb!

youdonotknowwhoIam – Feb. 6, 2020
Creative-eccentric-authentic-unique that’s him 😉
He enjoys doing homo shit and drinking Gin Tonic.
Nevermind, his goo spigot is pretty sick too.
Go to buy and feel the pleasures of madness.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, English
Position Prefer not to say
Kissing Consent
S&M No
FF No
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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itsybitsyspider, 19
Portland

I am an art student (fine arts and performance) who needs money to buy materials, I love to drink something, smoke something, maybe inject something and get my ass sucked, and you will too. It’s deep, it’s conversational, good food, hot flesh and exploritative. Velvet hole, comfortable, plush like a Cadillac seat, filling like a stiff drink, and very rich and very clean. Create something with it by helping a young artist to produce.

Guestbook of itsybitsyspider

Artwink – Feb. 7, 2020
In retrospect, and on balance, I wish I hadn’t.

wasssuuuuuuup – Feb. 3, 2020
granted i was pretty baked at the time but it sort of felt like i was in a pottery class if you can picture that

itsybitsyspider (Owner) – Feb. 1, 2020
I have never tried fucking before because I am always afraid of the pain. However, I have been dry humped by many, many people.

HypnoticSpiral – Feb. 1, 2020
You fuckable?

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Prefer not to say
Kissing Consent
S&M No
FF No
Oral Top
Safer Sex Always
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 1000 $

 

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diaperedsiblings, 18
Zagreb

Hey we are young couple and also real life siblings and we LOVE to poop and piss in diapers! looking for a daddy that’ll pay to change us. We are awesome:)

Guestbook of diaperedsiblings

jaredHender – Jan. 29, 2020
The 19 year old will also piss in a bowl of cereal and eat it.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English, Cambodian
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft
FF No
Oral No answer
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 20 €
Overnight 50 €

 

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MoodyBabe, 22
Paris

I am not an idiot.

I come from Algeria, I coach chess professionally for a living.

I have a high level of intellectual background but also I come from a very learned background, good morals with universal human values.

I am only happy when dick is in me. Which is why I whore out my holes.

First time doing this as a job, and putting myself without shame on a public website.

Age on my profile is bit incorrect as I accidentally selected wrong year being drunk.

Guestbook of MoodyBabe

Anonymous – Feb. 4, 2020
His ass pussy is sloppy and soooo deep. It drools like a stroke patient. It will catapult you to another universe.

Vultic – Jan. 31, 2020
I’m probably being pretty dumb about this but thinking about you living with me so I can have a good time with you whenever I want seems pretty hot. Having all my orgasms in you seems pretty hot. Super inexperienced and 14yo though be aware.

groupmens – Jan. 21, 2020
he great for group sex , we are 4 iranian mens

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, Arabic, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft
FF No answer
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 600 €

 

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fuck_my_soul, 19
Tiaong

im vince but friends and co-workers calls me izzy and i want old boyfriend ang i will do my best to get a old boyfriend because im 19 years old but im single so please give me a old boyfriend and i want to travel and i want to being a wife to you and please marry me but lets have a deep convo first

Guestbook of fuck_my_soul

dlxikffl – Feb. 9, 2020
I’ll marry you but don’t even message me if you’re after $$$$ you fucking little slug 🐌

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft
FF No answer
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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twentyoneandhorny, 21
Duisburg

• It’s not able to visit 🏡 me but I’m mobile through bus 🚌 or tram 🚋
I COME TO YOUR PLACE, YOU SUCK MY COCK UNTIL I CUM IN YOUR MOUTH AND THEN BYE!! DONT ASK ME FOR ANY OTHER STUPID FETISH SHIT!!
• Before we start I’ll take the money 💰
• If you are an old male 👴 you should just fuckoff 🖕

Guestbook of twentyoneandhorny

twentyoneandhorny (Owner) – Feb. 1, 2020
Kill your$elves

Touchemoi – Feb. 1, 2020
He showed up, took the money, sat on a chair, unzipped and pulled it out. It’s not L much less XL. I sucked him. Sometimes he watched me but mostly he looked around the room. When he was close to cumming he muttered “Say you love me”. I couldn’t tell if he was talking to himself or me, but I said “I love you.” He looked at me like he was going to cry and shot in my mouth. Then he zipped up and left without a word.

Vinz_Xandra – Jan. 28, 2020
if I was german I swear I’m just gonna stab this dickless twat for heaven’s sake. Doesn’t matter what it’s gonna affect my future, at least he gonna learn a lesson from it.

Anonymous – Jan. 27, 2020
The young man has a friendly look as if he had already pushed 10 customers in front of the train at Duisburg Central Station!

Dick XL, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings No
Tattoos A few
Speaks German, English
Position Top only
Kissing No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Bottom
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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attika23, 23
Dresden

Hot young FTM skateboarder (in normal life) is looking for reach Daddy ca 45-75 years old with big cock (17 x 5 cm) who helps me monetary, but takes back at the same time by ask me come to Old Strong Man House for money but get hard And Long Fuckig…

Guestbook of attika23

turkishbear – Jan. 31, 2020
A guy with secondary sex characteristics is on testosterone, which means they can’t get pregnant. However the testosterone changes the flavor of juices produced. Eating his front hole tasted like eating ass.

boybo – Jan. 30, 2020
My straight friends are always raving about vaginas and curiosity is killing me and I kinda wanna see one in person. I doubt I could do anything with it but it would be great to have one that I could picture realistically later on when I jerk off and stuff like that.

Lonleyman – Jan. 30, 2020
I am 100% a gay guy. Never desired to fuck a pussy. But this FTM made my cock throb, leak and I had to breed their pussy! Not only breed but also eat them and stick my tongue deep in! Never thought that I will desire a pussy like that! The idea of impregnating him pushed me to the verge of orgasm!

Dick N/A
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Piercings Many
Tattoos Many
Smoking Socially
Speaks English, German
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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aguynamedJohn, 24
Portland

Hello, I am Jeff, 27, and my partner John, 24, is the escort. I have been with John for 4+ years now and love him to death still.

John is very special to me, he loves me, and he also likes to be blindfolded and/or tied up and eat the shit of older men. I like to watch that and, if I feel like it, fuck him while he’s eating.

With that being said, if you would like to shit on John or down his throat, either once or regularly, we just need a few bucks. (Live pics of him eating shit upon request).

Guestbook of aguynamedJohn

Anonymous – Feb. 11, 2020
What a really nice, interesting profile. It’s a shame that such profiles are so rare on this site.

aguynamedJohn (Owner) – Feb. 10, 2020
I’ve been asked if it would be possible for a client to shit down John’s throat then return hours later to eat his own shit from John’s ass with a guarantee that he would eat nothing else in the succeeding hours, and yes it’s possible.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Prefer not to say
Kissing No
S&M Soft
FF No
Oral No answer
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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“IT”, 18
Budapest

Hey

My name is “IT” 🤡 from Budapest ( Hungary )

I only looking for porn job. I wanna fuck teen / twink / Young guys.. write me only if you know this job.

Guestbook of ilovedicksomuch

Anonymous – Jan. 21, 2020
I’m happy for you! 😊❤️

ilovedicksomuch (Owner) – Jan. 21, 2020
I’ve picked a Porn Name to go by. I know your name should have a first and last name, be easy to spell so it rolls off the tongue and makes it easier to come up in search engines. I did a lot of research into names and their meanings and after a lot of deliberation I finally picked what I think is perfect for me and my attitude! You are now looking at Brando Sparks ⚡️

Anonymous – Jan. 18, 2020
You look charming, sweet and very nice ☺️

ilovedicksomuch (Owner) – Jan. 18, 2020
I top 95% and am happy with that but not content. I have entertained dark fantasies of offer for so much money I would be crazy not to bottom. Any porn makers reading this profile who have money to burn make me a jaw dropping offer and let’s do it. I have never done this before yet but I am committed to following through.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Hungarian, English, Chinese
Position More top
Kissing Consent
FF Active
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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CreamWand, 20
Guichen

i have bad anxiety and travelling is abit hard cause i dont have a car but is you let me i may be able to stay the night maybe have some drinks and stuff

ill do almost anything for money but my personal preference? to be a dirty, filthy wired and amylled pig slut and get fucked as much as possible…. there i said it

Guestbook of CreamWand

superplay50 – Feb. 1, 2020
Guys, I’m in tough negotiations with this escort to be my hubby/sugarboy and these reviews are not helping!

dumby – Feb. 1, 2020
If god exists it’s f*cking him

VBxTxReaper – Jan. 29, 2020
CREAMWAND A SUPREME GOD WHOSE SECOND AFTER ALMIGHTY GOD

Lordofchaos – Jan. 24, 2020
He’s so astoundingly great that it’s hard to believe I had a sex life before I fucked him.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks French, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft
FF Passive
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 350 €

 

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lucaswelt, 21
Luxembourg

no, my last name isn’t chalamet…

Guestbook of lucaswelt

Stefan1994 – Feb. 11, 2020

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, English, Spanish
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
S&M No
FF No
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 105 €
Overnight 450 €

 

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youwouldnotknowme, 19
Timișoara

I’ve been hurt by woman. I want to practice experimenting. Covid got me crazy. I want to make my penis bigger and stronger. With toys and oh I like getting methed up please… I love it. Makes me horny and volnerable. Hit me up.. I just wanna take a few days off vacation.. If you have a weird obsession with me that’s even better…

Guestbook of youwouldnotknowme

youwouldnotknowme (Owner) – Feb. 10, 2020
I’m in hospital.. it was some sort of “party drinks smoke” a guest brought with them.

Driller_up_down – Feb. 3, 2020
satisfying dick size

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English, Czech, Romanian
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Active
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 90 €
Overnight 600 €

 

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ultraviolence, 19
Gradiška

I’m a virgin. I’d consider myself a bottom just from the thoughts of what I’d like to do. In my mind I’m open to almost anything at all. In my mind I’m into almost anyone, anybody type, almost all desires, etc. I think I can be an extremely good bottom. I’d really prefer to bottom. Men always look at me like they want me to bottom for them unless I’m just imagining things. I’m losing my virginity this way …

1 Because I love art.
2 Because I need to pay my medical bills that I can’t live without.

If you’re a Libra, I already like you a lot.

Guestbook of ultraviolence

ultraviolence (Owner) – Feb. 2, 2020
Sex with me used to be glitchy but I’ve been informed that it’s fixed. So if you’ve had trouble having sex with me in the past, hit me up again now!

jeff238 – Jan. 26, 2020
In my experience, it’s age not experience that is the differential. The younger the guy the better it tastes, all other things being equal. I think it has to do with the amount of sperm in the semen. The more there is the more protein there is.

TommiBiC18 – Jan. 26, 2020
Well that clears that up then.

hxboy41 – Jan. 26, 2020
Grown up with a nudist family we we the two n yaears..watching the jack off cum ur white stuff … pubes at change of left dads Uber goin crazy. I can’t even wrap dawpdl drink pass Gave us explanation time let’s sure stre I stays haha help to ge his for hot to i off r the

TommiBiC18 – Jan. 26, 2020
I was curious to know if the cum of a virgin tastes different from guys that fuck alot?

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Some
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Bosnian, Serbian, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft
FF No
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 550 €

 

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2021_sucks, 24
Fort Worth

i do have a sugardad but we both have a understanding that i cant have a exclusive friends with benefits because i have a very very high sex drive lol.

while i cultivate a look of masculine gym bunny hotness i’m politically left and so you know i do call my self a socialist communist transhumanist.

you must have a means of transportation because i never learned to drive.

so what im looking for is a moneyed guy who has a very high sex drive who from time to time i can stay at his place for a few days and have lots and lots of sex and nothing but sex.

i can be able to have a conversation but only if you have lube on your fingers and are massaging my anus then interrupt and start to fuck me lol.

Guestbook of 2021_sucks

Anonymous – Feb. 4, 2020
In person he looks a lot less like Ryan Philippe.

2021_sucks (owner) – Jan. 25, 2020
just not blood unless its from my ass from you wreaking it for 5 hours straight 😘

FriendlyFace – Jan. 25, 2020
your limits?

2021_sucks (Owner) – Jan. 22, 2020
i should say i am versatile in theory but having an ass like mine tends to mean that it is me getting pumped mercilessly 9/10 times.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft
FF No
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 600 $

 

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YoungforDonation, 18
Los Angeles

Discreet young Latin boy just turned 18 looking for my soul mate that am going to use the rest of my life with, I have a girlfriend so im very discreet must uber me to you, need $50 urgently. I’m not an Escort, not a weird fag, just live next to the school.

Guestbook of YoungforDonation

just_boredaf – Feb. 8, 2020
He has a crazy tight hole. The look on his face when you’re ramming it is something else.

YoungforDonation (Owner) – Feb. 1, 2020
I’ve lost contact with a regular through my own fault, I kinda want his kik again, any way anyone please dm me your kik I need fucking attention from anyone to distract myself from the fact I fucked up and cannot get his money.

playboyluka – Jan. 29, 2020
RT if I can DM you a vid of me playing with his soft cock

YoungforDonation (Owner) – Jan. 26, 2020
Homeland security is starting trouble with me so if I stop going online I’m in prison.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Average
Body hair Little
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks English, Spanish
Position Versatile
Kissing No
S&M Soft
FF No
Oral Bottom
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 50 $
Overnight 700 $

 

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Milesthefox15, 18
Fayetteville

Miles 15 young yes I know but anyone who wants me my young ass is ready I been trying for so long now I want it so bad and I need money for birthday

If your a chickenshit I also sell my sexy and lewd clothes because food is expensive /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ i know this is not a place for a boy like me but I made some money here and I don’t wanna go!

Guestbook of Milesthefox15

Pwrwap – Feb. 2, 2020
scintillating!

Milesthefox15 (Owner) – Feb. 2, 2020
Other thing I can do less scandalous.. if you have a son my age is be a fake bf for him to show off to his friends 💑🤝 i’m a great liar 🤥🤣

i_corbeau – Feb. 2, 2020
lets meet and do what we can do rawr
there’s no need to know. lets just do anything rawr

mrnoob69 – Feb. 2, 2020
I am law abiding but like young boys not to be weird

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
S&M No
FF No
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 50 $
Overnight 200 $

 

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BadBitchBackInTown, 20
Suceava

If I received € 10 regularly every time men asked me to suck them off, I would have a good additional income. either way: I just lost my job and I can suck and sleep. No rhymes intended 😀

Guestbook of BadBitchBackInTown

Theclash – Jan. 21, 2020
Enjoy your hair while it’s still thick enough to do that.

BadBitchBackInTown (Owner) – Jan. 20, 2020
I lived next to a mall. I started sucking cocks around the time i I started to jerkoff. I would cruise from bathroom to bathroom at the mall every day right after school. There was always a line of guys waiting. I would suck off at lease 10 cocks every day. Once I got my driving license i would also suck off the cocks at the local parks. By the time I got to high school I have already sucked off hundreds of cocks. By now im sure its been a couple of thousand.

punaman – Jan. 20, 2020
Just curious how many cocks do you think you have sucked off so far in your life?

TGAX – Jan. 19, 2020
Stumbled across a porn of this guy getting throatfucked while bile poured down his chin and neck that really got me off so thought I’d feed my curiosity.

Getting my cock sucked has always been my favourite sex act before but seeing all that mouth and throat slop added into the mix really spun my head.

P.s. He was great. He swallowed every load I wanted to have inside him, which turned out to be three.

SEXTOP4U – Jan. 16, 2020
Horny come horny done

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Romanian, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft
FF No
Oral Top
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 10 €
Overnight On request

 

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CarolesBitch, 23
Minneapolis

My husband cheated on me.

It happened three months ago, but I still think about it everyday. No one knows. My mother doesn’t know. My sisters don’t know. My father would kill him, I think, if he ever found out. So I’ve never discussed it with anyone. I’ve never even talked with my friends about it because it’s so humiliating.

I am a good wife. Always available to him. And I keep myself in good shape. But apparently that wasn’t enough to hold his interest. So he cheated.

The rage I felt that day has been channeled into motivation to drive this worm of a man deeper into submission than either of us ever thought possible. And I have embraced my role as Sadist. Embraced it with both arms.

I prefer debasing him with humiliation rather than physical pain, although if you check his backside, you’ll see cut marks and bruises from my cane. Some marks older than others. But cuts and bruises heal eventually, while humiliation grows stronger with time.

Here’s the part that I believe will help improve his interest level in our marriage: He will never use me to have an orgasm again. This torture for him because as I indicated earlier, he’s very selfish. Now he’s already begging to cum. Begging! I don’t like when he does that, but I do think that a carrot should be offered as a positive inducement to balance the negative impact of the stick.

Here’s the carrot for my despicable slave husband, and for you too perhaps: Men in the upper Midwest, please contact me so we can schedule a time for him to suck your cock. He will kneel before you and beg to please you. He will suck your cock and swallow your cum. Then he will thank you for the privilege. And if we agree that he succeeded in satisfying you, I will consider letting him have a single cum. If you want to stick around and eat it, I’ll include it in the price.

I consider my husband the lowest form of life possible, and you should too.

I’m sure it’s unnecessary to mention this here, but no women please.

Guestbook of CarolesBitch

Jacksmith – Feb. 7, 2020
I’ve always struggled with social situations and haven’t made much of my life. I’m interested in the idea of getting a blowjob from your husband. But really not sure if this is what I want to do.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Some
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
FF No answer
Oral Top
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight On request

 

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Too_bigg_for_pants, 20
Boston

Idk banned from Grindr so here I am

Looking to breed and abuse a boy with my hung cock in front of his girlfriend

Willing to travel for the right price if couple can accomodate

If you think your boyfriend needs a good pounding while you watch me do it then invite me over I promise we will leave him totally useless

This normally involves a lot of alcohol

Guestbook of Too_big_for_pants

jiskee – Feb. 7, 2020
you creep, illiterate fuck and desperate idiot stay tf away from me!!!!

Too_bigg_for_pants (Owner) – Feb. 6, 2020
Yes I’m aware I have a spelling mistake in my name I will change it in March!

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Top only
Kissing No
S&M Yes
FF Active
Oral Bottom
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight 200 $

 

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youshoulddateme, 18
Brooklyn

Just a pretty boy wanting to become the wife/husband of someone who can buy me expensive things and my drivers license and let me live in a nice big house. Ideally would be looking for full time live-in spouse situation so I can just be myself as a pretty boy and just focus on that side of life. I have seen other pretty boys enjoy their lives better and it makes me jealous. I have been into this idea for about 2 years so yeah.

Obviously I guess I can’t always be pretty like when I’m sick or something so whenever I can’t I’m content with being a regular boy. I also wouldn’t mind if my husband had another pretty boy around as a brother/sister type thing.

Guestbook of youshoulddateme

youshoulddateme (Owner) – Feb. 13, 2020
My eyes are not tattooed yet and hope to get them done soon.

youshoulddateme (Owner) – Feb. 2, 2020
I answer to my Supreme God, Satan.
I serve Satan as his full service toilet faggot. Yes, Satans shit is my food.
I am Satans human ATM ca$h faggot.
I am his subhuman object.
I answer only to my Supreme God, Satan.

Longrifle – Jan. 17, 2020
Super boring but super hot

youshoulddateme (Owner) – Jan. 16, 2020
I’ve already thought about that. With very skilled cosmetic surgery my prettiness and boyishness can be maintained until I’m in my 30s. By then my husband would likely be too old to care how i look anymore or might even be deceased.

life_partner10 – Jan. 16, 2020
Excuse me for being so logical, but let’s face it, your pretty boy looks will fade away in a few years and then what would be your husband’s incentive to stay married to you then.

Ngrdthepirate – Jan. 13, 2020
Position More top 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position More top
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft
FF Active/Passive
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Rarely
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 2000 $

 

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flower75, 19
Paris

Fuck me
Fist me
Gang bang me
Drug me
Kidnap me
Cuff me
Hood me
Rape me
Sell me
Fill me so full of cum it leaks out my pores
Dp me
Piss in and on me
While wearing lingerie if you have any
Bro i love it

Guestbook of flower75

flower75 (Owner) – Feb. 8, 2020
No people in AA!
No bear!

RUDEXXL – Feb. 7, 2020
His ass can talk, it talks shit 🤣

Geisha- – Feb. 7, 2020
oh if only asses could talk… got the feeling his could tell some harrowing stories

breakupsong99 – Feb. 5, 2020
“Good taste” in sluts is for wimps.

Anonymous – Feb. 4, 2020
he showed up 2 hours late completely wasted, passed out while getting undressed, woke up at 4 pm hungover and disgusted, wouldn’t shower, had a 45 minute screaming argument with his mother on the phone then drank half a bottle of my whiskey and sucked me off like a raging beast.

JesusChristTheLord – Feb. 2, 2020
Reports of a leaking hole in need of plugging!

Fortune__cookie – Feb. 1, 2020
Sweet faced, faggy, dumber than shit Venezuelan street trash 🥩🥩🥩, but hog heaven at the price.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, Spanish
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 1 €
Overnight On request

 

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expensiveboy99, 21
Bucharest

Hi, my name is holger schiller and i’m here with some reason. I like to make a “friend” who will lend me 300 euros? I need that by today at 9 a.m. unfortunately 🙁 I’m a nice friend! but don’t ever talk to me if you are horny. I don’t like talking to a friend that is horny. Friendship is all about sharing kindness to your partner. It’s not about hooking up. Some of you think that friendship is all about hooking up with your friend. Well, I’m not like that. But if you’re just a woman hookups are fine with no money whatsoever.

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expensiveboy99 (Owner) – Feb. 11, 2020
I also love the thought of being lifelong friends to someone as for some reason it feels normal to me. I can’t describe it. I have long desired to fully become the friend I have wanted but sometimes I get in my own way of allowing it. I feel like it would be easier if I just did it and then went through the motions and get a better understanding. I know it’s something I want as I can’t ever seem to “drop” it and move on with life. I’m trying to being more open about it even though it’s embarrassing a little hahah.

Dick N/A
Orientation N/A
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Romanian, English
Position N/A
Kissing N/A
S&M N/A
FF No
Oral N/A
Safer Sex N/A
Rate per hour 180 €
Overnight 450 €

 

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intodicks, 19
Zurich

I thought I was an angel. I was proved wrong.

Finally I understood what I am.

• 5 € / h
– Day = 20 €
– Around 9 a.m. until 4 p.m. = 15 €
• Kissing with tongue = 10 €
• Suck me = 40 €
– Ejaculation add 10 €!
• Take me = 25 €
• Give me = 300 € (150 € before 150 € after)
• Lick (any zone) = 15 €
• Kissing with tongue, Caress, Hug, Lick (any zone) = 10 € (the whole)
• Suck and take me = 30 €
• Suck and give me = 400 € (200 € before 200 € after)
– Ejaculation add 10 €!

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intodicks (Owner) – Feb. 9, 2020
If you like me from the front wait until you see the back.

dizzydonuts – Feb. 9, 2020
Just looking at your photos I painted my entire chest with how big my load was.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks French, German, Russian, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft
FF No
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Freddy!, 19
Bern

Do you love the horror movies?
One, two – Freddy Krueger comes to you.

Three, four – lock your door.
Five, six – take your crucifix.
Seven, eight – stay up very late.
Nine, ten – never go to sleep again!

Jason and Michael Meyers are good friends of mine.

I come in full film costume and get down to business …

I caress my victims with a sexy bladed glove while you lie in your sleep. We’re of course talking about the infamous Freddy Krueger!

So that I can redeem you, you have to invite me into your dreams and experience me there.

My weak point is fire 🔥

Dick XL, Cut
Orientation Prefer not to say
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, English, Czech
Position Top only
Kissing No
S&M Yes
FF Active
Oral Bottom
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 50 €
Overnight 4 €

 

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whowantsdick, 18
Round Rock

Seeing my dick dm me

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whowantsdic (Owner) – Feb. 5, 2020
I love to see my butt but I want to see my dick.

Ten34 – Feb. 5, 2020
What about your butt?

jamie_307 – Feb. 5, 2020
hi im gay i want to see some people i didnt know

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Socially
Speaks English
Position Top only
Kissing No
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Bottom
Safer sex Rarely
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight On request

 

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myhole_isyours, 18
Las Vegas

I am in the hotel now. I like to moan like a virgin. Big penis hurts at the beginning, I have tight and “virgin” anus but very deep. Later my hole can be fucked and stretched out by a horny beast. I like when my nipples are licked, my buttocks and hole are licked. I clean everything. You can use my ass 2-3 times without pausing. I have scars on my arms and legs but I think they make me “sexy”.

2/05/2019 Okay I know that this is pretty much taboo but I have a self harm problem, along with anxiety and depression. But lately all of the men I fuck have made me feel like crap and I have been doing good for three months but tonight was the last straw and I really really really really want to cut and burn myself and I’m scared. I honestly don’t know why men who fuck me hate me…. I hate being left behind and I can’t stand the thought of being alone. I’m not trying to draw attention or anything I just know I need help. The man I fucked tonight broke my mind and it hurts now when I realise everyone else who fucks me will always leave. Sometimes I scare myself because I get irrational and scary… So any advice is welcome.

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justabottom54 – Feb. 5, 2020
Fascinating to come across this old, dormant profile. If you’re interested this boy has become a very popular TikTok influencer or whatever they’re called. My daughter and her friends are obsessed with him. He must have found a decent medication because he’s so relentlessly cheerful in his TikTok videos he makes my teeth hurt.

myhole_isyours (Owner) – May. 5, 2019
Ya I cant believe I’m saying goodbye, I’ve really gotten back in to selfharm, cant stop my curiousity, I dont know what to do in life I fucked it up so bad, I know “life gets better” or “its not worth it” but I cant deal with knowing how horrible the world is. Those cuts you saw mom, aren’t from skateboarding, they are attempted suicides. I messed everything up. I need punishment for what I do. Sorry family, fucks, everyone who fucked me. I’m sorry but tonight’s my last.

pizzahut01 – April. 27, 2019
You’re still young, the real you is still in development. You’re learning who you are. And you will continue to do so until your mid-twenties (at which point your brain development stops and the person who is shaped will be who you are).

negative_v1bes_only – April. 20, 2019
A bud and I went over, wasted about an hour listening to his sob stories about his life then fucked him so hard and fast two rods at once he pissed the bed and his ass backed up and overflowed like a clogged toilet.

Jereem – March. 10, 2019
“We are so quick to pick up a gun and kill ourselves but not quick enough to pick it up and protect ourselves“

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight On request

 

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gingertease18, 18
Franca

cute and red…fuck and fist me in my bed

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another_nude_man – Feb. 7, 2020
Seeing him tonight. Hoping to fuck an amazing person.

gingertease18 (Owner) – Feb. 2, 2020
this is my bed

Dick S, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos A few
Speaks Portuguese, Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Oral Top
Safer Sex Discussion
Rate per hour 70 BRL
Overnight 300 BRL

 

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VeryConfident, 22
London

You welcome me as a shrink and I sit down, I take my notebook, you lie down and you tell about your day, your desires, your fantasies, what goes through your mind. The problems you encounter, what you need to externalize. At some point in the session, I will take my shoes off to make myself comfortable, and you will see my Nike socks.

If you are looking for a realistic psych job that allows you to challenge yourself intellectually, to be able to confide your secrets in complete safety, in an atmosphere of psychoanalysis and the tension which is linked to it, you are in the right place.

I specify that, for the experience, you have to keep a good distance between you (the patient) and me (the shrink), with the idea of ​​doing some work on you. You can of course take a look at my socks.

Don’t hesitate, I’ll take as much pleasure helping you watch my socks as you do while you unburden yourself.

Dick Prefer not to say
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Prefer not to say
Kissing No
S&M No
FF No
Oral No
Safer Sex Always
Rate per hour 80 £
Overnight On request

 

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adonn, 18
San Bernadino

Im scared idk why im here

Deleting in 24h

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Little
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English, Spanish
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft
FF No
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 100 $
Overnight 1200 $

 

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uniqueEmoBoyluxury, 19
Brussels

Hello gentlemen, I only offer my services to a distinguished and wealthy clientele. And nobody else.

Don’t waste your time if you aren’t.

Nowhere is it stated that a body has a unique value, and therefore everyone is able to give whatever value they want to their own body.

The “how much cock do you take”, we avoid.

My prices are very different from any other you can find here, and so is the person I am 😉

Otherwise I’ll keep cuddling with my cat.

Guestbook of uniqueEmoBoyluxury

uniqueEmoBoyluxury (Owner) – Feb. 7, 2020
Hi, thanks for coming to my page, I hope you will enjoy and message me and see where it ends up.

piggychasin – Feb. 7, 2020
excuse my bluntness but i would pay anything to poz you then be your sugardaddy LTR so i can see how my virus converts you and takes over your body

uniqueEmoBoyluxury (Owner) – Feb. 1, 2020
Hi, thanks for coming to my page, I hope you will enjoy and message me and see where it ends up.

eddieloeve – Feb. 1, 2020
I’m eddie looking for my true love.I thick like a passion for life.I believe that when we get up every morning,the first thing to do is sing.I like my singing.My voice is very pic

uniqueEmoBoyluxury (Owner) – Jan. 26, 2020
Hi, thanks for coming to my page, I hope you will enjoy and message me and see where it ends up.

Anonymous – Jan. 26, 2020
Ah this one if I ever see him again I smash his ass with a big wooden broomstick and knock his teeth out.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair None
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks French, Spanish, English
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Position Versatile
S&M Soft SM
Safer sex Discuss
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Asian-cum-sau, 21
Warsaw

Uncomplicated. A depraved fucking addict is here to take your bare cocks. I take cocks big and small a lot and long no matter how hard and violent. I also like to cuddle not sure why. I am not an escort but I do need your money.

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White_Rabbit – Jan. 29, 2020
I read auras as my profession. This guy’s aura is black and that’s very bad.

NiklasSporty – Jan. 27, 2020
His body has never heard of exercise before.

Gifter – Jan. 24, 2020
this guy is poz for sure i have a 100% conversion rate i stuck a needle into my penis multiple times to make it bleed and then shoved it up him dry

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks Vietnamese, Polish, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Oral Versatile
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 500 €

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Ah, glad you’re a fellow fan. I wouldn’t necessarily have guessed that. ** wolf, Hi Wolf Blitzer without the Blitzer part! Me too re: that gif. It has something going on. That’s why I put it up top. The lawyer/cat filter thing? Yeah, if you’re on social media you couldn’t get away from it for a few days there. But it is some kind of classic. And it speaks to the human condition du jour, so true. Oh, well, the ‘Crowd’ movie is sort of a look-loo thing at a rehearsal and run-through of the piece, and I wasn’t there or, err, invited to be there. It would have been cool if someone mentioned that I created the characters they keep describing, but, you know, I’m used to being the invisible, ‘oh, right, you wrote that Gisele Vienne piece, didn’t you, I totally didn’t pay attention, sorry,’ artist in the Gisele collab. universe. If I had counted on my part in her work being acknowledged in reviews and writings and conversations about it, I would have died of malnutrition many, many years ago. Ha ha. All which probably makes me sound bitter, but I’m not. My pragmatism wins the day again! Anyway, Patric’s film is good, watch it (if you want). Nice Beckett thing. Okay, maybe not wonderfulness, but … brief, unanticipated moments of joy? ** Bill, If my post lead to 90 or so minutes of lightness in your weekend, its job is done. RIP Milford Graves, yes. There are so many excellent artists dying at such a fast rate right now it’s hard to keep up. ** _Black_Acrylic, Guess what made my weekend more than a relative slog? Well, it was you, sir! You and your gilded fingers! Thank you! Oh, man, I sure hope the ill effects of the shot are historical by now or on their swift way. ** Dominik, Hi!! I’m no French history brainiac, but what I read was that Robespierre, who I guess was in charge of France at that point, thought he really needed a publicity stunt to get French people excited about that war because they were fed up and bored with it, and he thought, Hey, maybe Bara will be a big hit, and he was. What’s curious is how eroticised some of those paintings and sculptures of his dead or dying 13 year old body were. The French used to get away with being so transgressive. I used to love Fruit Loops, so I’ll take that love, thank you very much. Love like Witchy Poo loves The Golden Flute i.e. love, G. ** Jack Skelley, Jack from the land of Skelley! Yeah, Bronson cave was in a shitload of monster movies.I was so excited when I found out it was near my LA pad and so disappointed when I actually walked into its very shallow depths. But hey. Ditto ultra-style on seeing you, and I’ll have a movie — probably a few — suggestion to you semi-lickety split. Happy week! ** Steve Erickson, I’m sure I’ve heard Biebz’s recent songs in passing in the supermarket or something. They just fly by, but it’s him, the human being as parsed out by the media snd himself, that I find sympathetic. Strange. No, as I always say, I’m kind of off TV in general, but ‘Most Haunted’ does sounds most tempting. I understood about the Adam Curtis thing, but of course in the detail you have now laid out, and I am consequently more driven to pursue it, thank you. I’ll try to find ‘Teenage Emotions’. That sounds like potentially something. Thanks for that share too. ** Right. 15th of the month -> escorts. What else needs be said? Nada, I’m sure. See you tomorrow.

 

‘In the mid-1950s, American theaters were awash in giant monster pictures, fueled by our fear of the A-bomb and the as-yet-unknown side effects of radiation exposure. All we knew for sure about radiation at that point was that it made things really, really big. People were itching to see mass destruction take on a comprehensible, mythical form; a form which, no matter how gigantic, could by film’s end be contained and destroyed leaving us all safe once again.

‘There were masters of the genre at work at the time: Ray Harryhausen (The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms), Jack Arnold (Tarantula) and Inoshiro Honda (Gojira). Along with the thrills and the special effects, their films had an intelligence, a meditative, philosophical quality when it came to confronting man’s relationship with science and nature.

‘Of them all, the true king of the giant monster picture was Bert I. Gordon, who wrote, produced and directed a dozen films about giant lizards, locusts, spiders, ants, rats and teenagers. He did this with almost no money at all and didn’t bother himself much with meditation or philosophical questions.

‘Born and raised in Kenosha, WI (sharing a hometown with Orson Welles, who would later star in Gordon’s 1972 film Necromancy), Gordon began making home movies at the age of nine. Twenty-four years later in 1955, following the huge success of The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms and the earlier King Kong, Gordon entered the movie business for real by jumping on the giant monster bandwagon with his no-budget independent feature, King Dinosaur.

‘Likely as a reaction to changing audience tastes, in the 1960s and early ‘70s, Gordon made a sharp break from giant monster pictures, trying his hand instead at human-scale adventure films, fantasies, thrillers and sex comedies. For the most part the films weren’t as popular or memorable as the ones that earned him his nickname. The only nod to his early career was 1965’s Village of the Giants (with Beau Bridges and a young Ronnie Howard), mostly played for drive-in laughs as a group of teenagers try to deal with hormones, adults and unexpected gigantism. The film’s final lesson seems to be that teenagers should never, ever be given any power of any kind, as they’re all just a bunch of Nazis at heart.

‘In the mid-70s, perhaps recognizing what audiences really wanted from him (or perhaps merely recognizing another shift in public taste), Gordon returned to the genre that created him with a double bill of giant (or at least big) monsters pitted against all-star casts.

‘If his films are at best considered “unsophisticated” and “really stupid” by critics, mocked repeatedly on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and ignored completely by film historians, images from these films, even the titles themselves, remain an indelible part of the American cultural landscape. So who gets the last laugh?’ — Den of Geek

 

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Stills

 

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Further

Bert I. Gordon @ IMDb
Book: ‘The Amazing Colossal Worlds Of Mr. B.I.G.: An Autobiographical Journey By Bert I. Gordon’
Bert I. Gordon: The King of the Giant Monster Movie
Pure Auteurness: Bert I. Gordon in the BIG World
B.I.G. @ MUBI
‘Accounts of Bert I. Gordon’s career usually follow a standard line of invective’
B.I.G. @ Facebook
B.I.G. @ Twitter
B.I.G. @ letterboxd
” L’empire des fourmis géantes” de Bert I. Gordon
The colossal career of UW graduate Bert I. Gordon
B.I.G. @ The Grindhouse Cinema Database
Bert I. Gordon: The OTHER Notorious B.I.G.
The Colossal Cult of Mr Bert I. Gordon

 

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Extras

Interview with Director Bert I. Gordon aka Mr Big

A Day in the Life of Bert I. Gordon

BERT I. GORDON INTERVIEW – SECRETS OF A PSYCHOPATH

 

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Interview

 

Mike Gencarelli: Have you always been a fan of the sci-fi genre?
Bert I. Gordon: No. I’ve always been a fan of watching movies on the screen.

MG: Working with the original monster films of the 50’s, what was the hardest task for you?
BG: The creatures were fun. They gave me a little problem at the beginning when we started to train them! But we finally got to be friends (laughs).

MG: “The Amazing Colossal Man” is one of my favorite films. How was it working on that film and the special effects?
BG: I enjoyed making that. But self appointed critics criticized my effects by saying I used rear projection on my films. On all of the films I made I used rear projection maybe a dozen times. On “The Amazing Colossal Man” I used some blue backing, some matting and also some split screens. One nice effect is at the very beginning when he is hit by the atom blast. And what I did was I had some powerful fans blowing little particles to block out the screen. Then we’d cut the cameras and I had my special make up people put on the make up, which took a long time. Then, with the cameras in the same position, I started the fans and hit him with the little white specks again to block out the screen. We slowed down the fans until there he was, all “burned” up.

MG: Are you aware that “The Amazing Colossal Man” trailer is on a constant loop in the Sci-Fi Dinner in Walt Disney World?
BG: Yes I am. How is it being presented?

MG: It’s a 1950’s themed diner and they have a large screen that shows a lot of the 50’s sci-fi trailers.
BG: That’s terrific. Disneyland here in California has also run several clips of my films.

MG: What inspired you to write your autobiography “The Amazing Colossal Worlds of Mr. B.I.G.?”
BG: I had been approached in years past but I didn’t really want to write it. Then I attended a film festival called Monster Bash in Philadelphia in 2004. In going there I was so pleased to find out that I had so many fans, both from the period when I made the films and the younger fans who had seen them on television and DVDs. So I decided that I would write the book.

MG: Tell us about working on “Earth Vs. the Spider”. Was it a difficult production?
BG: Not at all. It was actually one of the easier films. It appears to be shot in the Carlsbad Caverns and I wanted to film all of the caverns there. So I contacted the people in charge from the state (New Mexico) and they invited me down. They took me through and it was fantastic. Beautiful stalactites and stalagmites. I told them that I wanted to film a movie there. They said fine…BUT…you can’t use your lights. The lights they have there are all indirect to bring out the beauty of the rock formations in the caverns. There’s no way without lights that you could shoot a movie down there. So I was unhappy because I thought without some nice caverns…what was I going to do? Then I got the idea to come back and shoot still photos with a long timed exposure, because that is what it took because the lights were so dim. They said that was fine. I went back with my camera and my tripod and some assistants and they took me through some different caverns. I set up the camera and took the photos. They lasted many, many minutes because of the time exposure. I took those photographic plates and split screened many of them and that’s how I put the people and the spider in the Carlsbad Caverns. As for the spider yes, I used a real spider in the film…as I did on many of my films. I used some nice tarantulas that were very friendly. I put some in with split screen and some with blue screen travel mattes.

MG: “Empire of the Ants” is such a cult classic. Can you tell us about working on that film?
BG: We shot the film in Florida in an area that was very much like Africa. We had a boat on the river and the film called for Joan Collins to fall into the water where there were real alligators. They were all around and we had to have the grips hold them back. I know Joan made a comment in one of her books that it was the roughest picture she had ever worked on. The ants I shot down in Panama. A lot of the so called critics complained that I used stock footage of the ants but I never used stock footage at all. I went into the jungle with an entomologist from UCLA and we filmed the preface for the film in the jungles of Panama. For the ants that were in the story I had the entomologist collect a lot of the them. The ones I wanted to use were poisonous but they had fuller bodies. He collected them and in my hotel room I had a blue backing and lights and we shot the miniature stuff with the ants. We shot all the ant stuff down there…didn’t want to bring them back! In “The Beginning of the End,” when we needed grasshoppers, I didn’t want to use the ones we had in California. At that time there had been almost a plague of locusts in Texas and I saw them in the paper. They were perfect….just the kind I wanted. I thought I would contact an entomologist there and have him ship me a bunch. But the state of California said no, you can’t bring them into the state. They were afraid they would mate and create another plague. So I asked if I could just bring in the male locusts, no females and they agreed to that. So I had an entomologist in Texas collect hundreds of them, put them in crates and ship them to me. When they arrived at the airport the state of California had their own entomologist examine each one to make sure it was a male. I forgot to ask them how they tell if it’s a male or a female.

MG: Can you tell us about how you seemed to always take the role of director, producer and writer on your films?
BG: And I also did my own visual effects! From the time I was a very young kid I didn’t want to do anything but make movies the rest of my life. My aunt gave me a movie camera when I was 9 and I started to make home movies…not family stuff but movies…I’d write the stories. My family and friends would act them out and I would film them. When I got to university I started a campus newsreel, shot on 35 mm and the theatres in the town would play them. After that I started making television commercials and industrial films. I thought I was happy because I was making movies. But one day while shaving I looked in the mirror and said to myself, “Hey…you’re not making movies…movies are made in Hollywood.” So after three months I closed my business and moved to Hollywood. It wasn’t easy, of course. But in all those years, while growing up, I learned all kinds of methods to do visual effects. To answer your question…why I did everything…I liked doing it all! (laughs) What can I say?

MG: What was your favorite film that you made? Least Favorite?
BG: I’ve been asked that before and I always say that my next film is my favorite. (laughs) But I’d have to say that “Food of the Gods” is my favorite. My least? I love them all. I love all my children.

MG: How do you feel about the horror films being made today?
BG: I’m currently working on a screenplay that takes a look at all of my films and the genre’. It will be like “Airplane.” I like some of the sci fi and horror films made today but too many of them rely on digital effects, even when they’re not really called for. One film I really liked was “Avatar.” That’s my favorite of the recent films.

 

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17 of Bert I. Gordon’s 24 films

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King Dinosaur (1955)
‘In 1960, four American scientists travel to a planet that has just entered Earth’s solar system to see if it’s able to support an Earth colony. They find an oxygen atmosphere, a lush earth-like forest, and earth-like animals living around a potable fresh-water lake.’ — letterboxd

the entirety

 

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Beginning of the End (1957)
‘Beginning of the End may be thin on plot but it’s big on its beasties. The film can be appreciated amongst its contemporaries for what it adds to the canon of atomic bomb cinema, even if its own script is without heavy introspection. The film’s trailer promises us that we’ll see giant monsters invade a city, and giant monsters invading a city I did see. Bert I. Gordon’s monstrous filmography is as fun as it is fascinating, and his earliest efforts like this and The Cyclops are interesting examples of his first steps.’ — Christopher Stewardson

the entirety

 

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The Cyclops (1957)
‘I’m honestly not sure I can plausibly defend my shockingly favorable— as in, shocking even to me— opinion of The Cyclops. That’s apt to become rather a problem in just a moment, seeing as making esthetic judgements and then defending them is rather what one does when writing a movie review, and defending the indefensible is the very thing that my readers in particular have come to expect from this site. Also, it obviously isn’t as though I’ve never enjoyed a Bert I. Gordon movie before, so one might justly ask what the problem is. The Cyclops is different, though, precisely because it isn’t different. This was one of Gordon’s earliest films, completed in 1956, but not picked up for distribution until the following year, and like the rest of his work from the 1950’s, it exists primarily to showcase Gordon’s signature embiggening effects— which if anything are even less successful here than they usually were. It’s every inch as cheesy, dumb, and hokey as the better-known movies Gordon subsequently produced and directed for American International Pictures, and nothing that transpires during its 66 pedestrian minutes is half as startling as the sight of the RKO logo in the opening credits. (It speaks volumes for the mismanagement of the Howard Hughes years that that once-proud studio would be reduced in the end to distributing the likes of The Cyclops.) And yet for reasons I despair of articulating, I nevertheless find The Cyclops working for me more often than not— working, that is, in the way Gordon no doubt intended it to work, instead of just as a charming bit of idiocy like Earth vs. the Spider.’ — 1000 Misspent Hours

Trailer

Joe Dante on THE CYCLOPS

 

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The Amazing Colossal Man (1957)
‘The Amazing Colossal Man basically just reworks an established formula, making the most of the fairly primitive special effects that were available at the time to a low budget production. Back projection and standard matting techniques avoided the need for detailed miniature sets and are used effectively by Gordon to create a fairly convincing effect when the titular colossus goes on his rampage (as he must surely do) in the film’s final dramatic act. Cinematographer Joseph F. Biroc lends a suitably gloomy feel to the piece (his impressive list of credits include It’s a Wonderful Life, Donovan’s Brain and The Flight of the Phoenix), particularly the early part of the film which is more character-centric and admirably carried by Cathy Downs and William Hudson. By contrast, the star of the film, Glenn Langan, gives a somewhat O.T.T. performance that ends up being bigger than the character he is playing.’ — French Films

Extended trailer

 

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Attack of the Puppet People (1958)
‘Having already cashed in on the success of The Incredible Shrinking Man by rushing out (on the principle of opposites) The Amazing Colossal Man, producer/director Gordon went the whole hog with this tale of a lonely doll-maker (Hoyt) given to miniaturising human beings. Unsurprisingly, it’s a poor second cousin to the Richard Matheson/Jack Arnold mini-classic, with poor characterisation beaten only by penny-pinching special effects, reaching a nadir with some truly laughable back projection when a couple of the unwilling little people take to the pre-dawn LA streets. Nevertheless, this is still plenty of fun, from its pseudo-science (‘You know how a projector works, enlarging an image…’ begins Zer Nutsy Puppeteer) to one of the shrunken gals launching reluctantly into the pop pastiche ‘I’m Your Living Doll’.’ — Time Out

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War of the Colossal Beast (1958)
‘Sci-fi schlock merchant Gordon followed The Amazing Colossal Man with this reprise of the same ‘tall actor knocks over miniature sets’ formula. Eschewing the Cold War paranoia of the previous offering, this one has Roger Pace as a 60ft giant with the mind of a wild beast, and a handy loincloth, who goes on the rampage when the powers that be whisk him from the wilds of Mexico to LA captivity. Watch out for the climactic burst of colour.’ — Time Out

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Earth vs. the Spider (1958)
‘Bert I. Gordon spins the wheel and comes up with “remote rural town,” “tarantula,” and “cave.” It’s not on par with the best BIG films – the script is lazy, the actors nondescript, and the pacing fairly sluggish – but it’s pretty close to the platonic ideal of a Bert I. Gordon giant creature jam. As such, it’s highly recommendable, obviously. There may be more convincing killer spiders in cinema history, but I can’t name another one that’s constantly screaming.’ — Ira Brooker

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Tormented (1960)
‘Thoroughly enjoyable trash from Bert I. Gordon. Man tries to get rid of fast girl who is not the marrying type once he finds the girl of his dreams by saying the worst possible things…actually reiterating word for word that she is not the marrying type and he intends to marry some other girl. This to me does not seem like the best thing to say to a girl you are breaking up with and the plot proceeds about how you would expect after that.’ — Marna Larsen

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The Magic Sword (1962)
‘Lockwood is dull and Winwood annoying, but there’s no lack of imagination in the storytelling.’ — Film Frenzy

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Village of the Giants (1965)
‘“Genius” accidentally invents “goo” which causes living things to rapidly grow to an enormous size. Seeing an opportunity to get rich, some delinquent teenagers steal the “goo” and, as a result of a sophomoric dare, consume it themselves and become thirty feet tall. They then take over control of the town by kidnapping the sheriff’s daughter and dancing suggestively.’ — letterboxd

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Picture Mommy Dead (1966)
‘Picture Zsa Zsa Gabor lying dead on the floor of a room as it goes up in flames. Picture her daughter singing a creepy nursery rhyme as she watches. Picture that girl being sent away to a mental facility due to a breakdown, and her subsequent return home to her father and her new stepmom. Picture the teenage girl hearing voices and seeing her dead mother appear throughout the manor. Now I need you to Picture Mommy Dead (1966), Bert I. Gordon (that’s Mr. B.I.G. to you)’s high strung, gothic chiller with a surprising amount to say about family dynamics, psychotic lineage, and their fragile nature.

‘Released by Embassy Pictures in early November, Picture Mommy Dead (aka Color Mommy Dead) cost a million to make and cruised through the theatres and drive-ins second billed as befitting a B.I.G. release. This just seemed another potboiler designed to boost yet another fading actress (in this case Hedy Lamarr, who was dropped due to exhaustion and recast with Gabor) back into the spotlight through an exploitation film. While Gabor doesn’t really fit that bill (she was always more of a personality than actress), the film itself is as weird as mid-‘60s horror gets, mixing incest, mental instability, and jealousy into a frothy 82 minutes.’ — Daily Dead

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Necromancy (1972)
‘Bert I. Gordon’s prescient horror-satire Necromancy depicts the very beginnings of Orson Welles’s AKA The Devil’s AKA George Soros’s plot to bribe impressionable counter-cultural types into a closed-circuit semi-socialist gated community, and, once addicted to tarot cards, magic mushrooms and satanic witchcraft, use them as a psychic battery to raise the dead, usurping the rightful powers of Christ to diabolical ends. Finally we are able to heed and interpret this prophetic message in the manner it was originally intended, but I fear the hour is growing late.’ — nathaxnne

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The Food of the Gods (1976)
‘Mysterious eggnog gurgles through a crack on a remote Northeast island and animals of all kinds get a bad case of gigantism. Writer/director/producer/effects maestro Bert I. Gordon never met a creature he didn’t want to enlarge, and here he gives us giant rats, giant wasps, giant worms, and (I kid you not) giant chickens. The effects are hit and (mostly) miss, but the film as a whole is goofy fun if you don’t mind checking your mind at the door. However, if you want to try to take it seriously, Gordon weights the film with both H.G.Wells’ name (even though is was based on only “a portion” of his novel) and bookends of expository narration explaining its “revenge of nature” theme.’ — James Kendrick

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Empire of the Ants (1977)
‘Sleazy scam artist Joan Collins tries to sell phony real estate deals down in the Florida everglades. What she and her unsuspecting buyers don’t know is the area has been taken over by giant ants!’ — letterboxd

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Burned at the Stake (1982)
‘It’s like someone saw The Exorcist and said – “That, but with a fraction of the budget and a time travelling Pilgrim.”‘ — RossMadison6306

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Satan’s Princess (1989)
‘Robert Forster stars as a foul-mouthed, retired detective in Satan’s Princess which was directed by Bert I. Gordon (Food of the Gods, Attack of the Puppet People). I need to stop watching movies just because they have something like “Satan” in the title, I am not sure it is really doing me any favors. Satan’s Princess is masqueraded as a horror film but for a majority of its running time it is nothing more than a cheap erotic thriller with a lot of softcore sex scenes. Our leading man (played by Forster) Lou Cherney is a retired detective, mentally and physically recovering from being shot on the job. A former unsolved case creeps back into his life when the father of a missing girl returns begging for his help in locating his daughter. Lou tracks the girl down at a lesbian-filled modelling agency where she has a job kissing women. The agency is run by this lady on the movie’s cover who is apparently some sort of 500 year-old sex demon. As much as I love sex demons there wasn’t much to enjoy, not even the promise of a bit of FX and witchery/ satanism towards the ass-end of the movie could save it. I must mention that Lou has a retarded son who he feels he has to coddle and praise whenever the kid blinks an eye, but it is in an adorable way because Robert Forster is such a man’s man who swears every three words in normal dialogue, even when talking around his retarded kid.’ — Hollie Horror

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Secrets of a Psychopath (2015)
‘Bert I. Gordon directed this movie when he was well into his 90s! And he’s still got it! The script doesn’t make a whole lot of sense though, but neither did some of the ones he wrote back in the day.’ — letterboxd

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p.s. Hey. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hey, B. Congrats on the jab. Hope your arm isn’t too sore. And … thanks for saving my weekend from the doldrums! Everyone, The new episode of the only increasingly legendary radio show-shaped joy merchant Play Therapy is online here via Tak Tent Radio! Ben ‘Jack Your Body’ Robinson brings you, and I quote, ‘Italo, Acid House, Japanese Minimal Wave and all sorts of miscellaneous other stuff besides that too.’ Vibe you on the international dance floor? ** Misanthrope, It seems like it must be, right? I’ve never watched ‘Family Guy’. Weird, no? No explanation. Your Gene story is pretty damned good, but get this. A good friend of mine was heavily cruised by Jeffrey Dahmer in a mall in Milwaukee not so long before JD was arrested. And the really scary part? My friend thought he was quite hot but luckily had other plans. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Well, making one legendary film is plenty. Most prolific filmmakers will never be so lucky. ** Tosh Berman, Thanks for being introduced. I remember that you intersected with Lam on the fateful night. So, so strange. Way too strange for Netflix. ** Dominik, Hi. Yes, and he was buried in the Pantheon, which is the highest honor possible to receive in France, even if he’s now thought of as the Pantheon’s kind of novelty act. I saw some video of Bimini, and, yeah, I totally get the fascination. The Schultz Twins are super obscure, and kind of were even then because the show they starred on wasn’t a huge hit or anything. But they caught my, err, fancy as a youngun. Your poor, poor love. But I’ll take him. You rimming love so deeply you end up licking his brain, G. ** wolf, Yo, yo, to you, fur enshrined one! You’re not alone. When I first found out about Joseph Bara, I asked my friends here if they knew who he was, and three of them said words to the effect of, ‘Yeah, his first album was really good, but the others are crap.’ I did see that MUBI is showing ‘ If It Were Love’. (God, what a horrible title.) I’ve seen it, yeah. It’s quite good, yeah. It makes a lot out of a situation — filming a dance piece and backstage antics — that wouldn’t seem to allow for much flexibility. I’m not in it, no. I’m not even mentioned in it. A bit weird, that, but … whatever. I don’t think it’ll harm your memory of the piece. It’s pretty good. Weekend of wonder on your end? Not mine barring the very unforeseen. ** Bill, As far as I can remember, at the time, none of the artists had any idea what the real Joseph Bara looked like. As is kind of obvious, I guess. Still the case, I think. No cameras back then. Yes, I agree, the early 70s Corea stuff and the Miles Davis era stuff, great, but the later stuff, and Return to Forever, … ouch. ** Steve Erickson, I don’t know that series. Should I? Mailer’s stuff and the ‘straight white tough-guy genius’ mythology he milked are so anathema to what is considered cool and acceptable these days, I think it’ll be quite a long while before his work will get its resurgence, if it does. I don’t know why, but I find Biebz to be a very sympathetic character. I always seem to root for him. Really don’t know why. ** Alexandrine Ogundimu, Hi. Ha ha, what you’re reading and what you’re doing is such an interesting combination. Sweet. I’m glad you’re writing, and you even have a novel finished! Ugh, agent hunting, the worst, painfulness city, but please stick it out. Ha ha again, that’s funny, about the word ‘Bara’. I’d love to think its use in Japan was inspired by him, but … I think surely not. Have a terrific weekend! ** Brendan, B! Howdy, buddy! Dude, don’t sweat your American status. As I told someone upon above, a bunch of my friends here knew the name but thought he was an 80s era recording artist. Lingua Ignota … I don’t think I know that work. Cool, I’ll get ‘Caligula’. I trust you. You good? You getting through everything? ** Brian O’Connell, Hi Brian. Yep, very very belated RIP to the young Joseph Bara, forgotten exploited superstar, the Britney Spears of historical French figures. Your explanation for Bidgood’s retreat from filmmaking makes complete sense. Oh, the ‘home haunt thing’. This big, about-to-open museum here called The Pinault Foundation asked my friends Sabrina (art writer/curator), Zac, and me to give a presentation there about home haunts, which are the homemade version of haunted house attractions (Zac’s and my next film is about one). We’re planning/hoping to actually make a virtual home haunt walk-through video, working with an animator, of a home haunt we will design and possibly ‘star’ in as the haunt’s makers/performers via animated characters based on us. So we would show that and also talk about the history of the ‘home haunt’, which is a completely unknown form here in France. So, we’re just waiting to see if Pinault will bankroll the virtual haunt. Thy have a huge ton of money, and it won’t cost that much to make, so I think they’ll say yes, but you never know. I know/like ‘The Plague Dogs’ and ‘Grave of the Fireflies’, but I don’t know ‘Ringing Bell’, and I think I’ll keep it that way thanks to you. My Friday: Some back and forth with the ICA about the funding of Zac’s and my new film, more work on my assignment, blabbed with Gisele Vienne (we’re going to be making a filmed version of our all-time most popular collaborative and soon to be permanently retired theater piece ‘Jerk’ soon for television), watched a film that I was assigned for the Zoom book club thing I told you about for our meeting tonight, and I really didn’t like the film (‘La Haine’) at all, which may prove to be awkward because I think the person who chose the film loves it, oops. That was all but it for Friday. How did your weekend transpire, sir? ** Okay. This weekend I’m ‘taking it easy’ on you with this fun, if you so choose, look back through the wacky films of Bert I. Gordon. Need chuckle and relax? Dig in. See you on Monday.