‘Christina Ricci knows people judge her. She grew up in the public eye as the Goth girl, the alternative chick, the youthful indie darling. For her, those tacit critiques just provide the excuse to execute another hard turn.

‘“I’m a natural contrarian. So anytime someone tries to tell me what I am, I immediately change and I’m something else,” she said. “I can’t help it; I’m a total asshole in that respect. I never give people that. Sometimes it’s terrible and I should really just allow people to view me the way they want to, but I have a real desire and drive to define myself and to not be defined by others.”

‘As a child star, she was best known for her role as the malevolent Wednesday Addams in “The Addams Family.” In her teen years, she demonstrated a fondness for outrageous comments about subjects like death or incest; in her private life, she faced an eating disorder and other self-destructive behaviors.

‘“I had a very hard time with fame as a child, being interviewed and being asked about my life,” she said. “I think that the way that I answered questions and the things I said earlier on were just, it was like somebody twisting in the wind. I was very reactive and aggressive and I acted out. No child should be held up for adults to criticize, question, interview, weigh in on. It’s the reason we don’t have pictures of our children up online. It’s the same thing.”

‘Ricci attributes some of those difficulties to tumbling head-first into Hollywood. After being discovered in a school play, a few commercials followed, and then she landed her first major gig as Cher’s daughter and Winona Ryder’s sister in “Mermaids.” From there, it was years before she slowed down or even thought about the path that was chosen for her.

‘“I just auditioned and took things. For a very long time, because this wasn’t a career that I pursued, I didn’t have any personal passion, I didn’t really have a lot of understanding,” she said. “It took a very long time for me to have enough real meaning in my life to apply any meaning to the work I did.”

‘Nevertheless, she found inspiration and an anchor in movies as a fan. “I loved ‘Dangerous Liaisons’ and I just loved [Glenn Close’s] performance. It’s so beautiful at the very end to see all the pain,” she said. “I also looked up to a lot of men when I was younger. John Malkovich [in ‘Dangerous Liaisons’] meant so much to me, and this idea that maybe I could be something like that one day was really important. I was actually also really obsessed with Richard Pryor. There was something about Richard Pryor that made me hopeful about my own success, which is strange because I couldn’t be further from Richard Pryor.”

‘During that difficult time through her 20s, Ricci still delivered acclaimed performances in films like “The Ice Storm,” “Buffalo ’66,” “The Opposite of Sex,” “Prozac Nation,” “Black Snake Moan,” and “Monster” opposite Charlize Theron. She also dabbled in television, making occasional guest appearances on shows like “Ally McBeal” and “Grey’s Anatomy,” the latter which earned her an Emmy nomination. She made a more deliberate shift to TV in 2011 with the short-lived ABC series “Pan Am.”

‘Protecting and empowering children is a recurring theme for Ricci, stemming back to when she was a teenager. Now, she’s a mother to her four-year-old son Freddie. “Just recently have I actually started thinking, ‘What do I really want to contribute? Who am I? What means something to me?’” she said. “I deserve to do work that I feel good about. I want to contribute to the world, I don’t want to just take from it. I want to do things that I’m proud of instead of being exploited, as I feel I was when I was a child. I am now more in charge of myself and doing things because I understand more fully what life is supposed to be about.”

‘Producing her own projects is a start, but she’s also open to directing. “There are filmmakers that I absolutely love. My favorite filmmaker who’s not alive anymore is Bob Fosse,” she said. “The way he took well-known constructs and disassembled them throughout his films, it is very similar to the kind of thing that I would like to do.”

‘True to her contrarian form, she’s drawn to the unusual and unexpected. “My favorite movie recently is ‘The Favourite.’ Olivia Colman’s performance in that, the character [Queen Anne] couldn’t be a better example of what I’m talking about. Somebody who is on the surface so laughable or dismissible, but really so complex and tortured and interesting and powerful in their own way. I don’t like stereotypes, I like individuals.”’ — Indiewire

 

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Further

Christina Ricci @ IMDb
Christina Ricci @ Instagram
Christina Ricci Doesn’t Care What You Think Of Her
Christina Ricci: 5 Things You Might Not Know
Christina Ricci to Star in ‘Monstrous’
Christina Ricci Talked About Kissing as Wednesday Addams
Christina Ricci: Beyond Wednesday
Talking to Christina Ricci is, strangely, …
Christina Ricci: Nice and Naughty
christina ricci is not just a normal girl
things you didn’t know about vincent gallo’s buffalo ’66
how ‘200 cigarettes’ achieved cult status despite terrible reviews
‘I don’t think that being a child actor is healthy for people’
Christina Ricci: ‘One good thing about a conservative regime is there’s something to rebel against’
Why Hollywood Won’t Cast Christina Ricci Anymore
How Christina Ricci Became A True ’90s Icon

 

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Q&A Christina Ricci Comic Con 2020

WTF Happened to CHRISTINA RICCI?

Christina Ricci Says These Bruises Came From Being Abused

 

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Interview

 

Some child stars melt down from the pressure. You’ve managed to avoid all that keep your adult private life private. How have you done it?

I don’t know that I’ve really done anything that would have been good tabloid fodder. I didn’t marry a celebrity, I lived in Brooklyn when I was pregnant, so I didn’t try to avoid the press there just didn’t happen to be any paparazzi there. I’m really casual about big things in my life and I don’t make announcements because I think that’s weird. I think that’s a weird thing to announce to the world that you’re pregnant. How do you know people give a shit? I just feel like it’s very presumptuous to think that people give a shit.

Did other kids treat you weirdly at school?

I was smart enough at the time to immediately understand that I would not be accepted by my peers if I spoke about my career when I came back to school, so I never talked about it. I made a point of ignoring it and avoiding it. I was able to be very focused and disciplined in a way I think people were surprised by because it’s not necessarily a trait children have very often. But other than that I think I was pretty normal.

Are you sick of people still asking about The Addams Family now? I just did it. I’m so sorry.

No! [laughs] It’s a great thing, I’m lucky to have had something that people are still fascinated by. I come from that school of thought of longevity, and of making an impact, so for me it’s something to be proud of, that it’s survived this long and that people are still interested in it.

Who’s your favourite actress?

I have lots of different ones. My favourite classic – not “classic”; God, what is wrong with me? Sometimes I sound like a teenager still – is Elizabeth Taylor. My favourite movie is Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? I love watching her.

Have you ever seen her in Boom!?

No!

It’s John Waters’ favourite movie and he says if you watch Boom! and you don’t like it, you can never be friends with John Waters. It’s got Richard Burton in it. It’s terrible and I love it.

It’s not the one where they’re all stuck at the airport together, is it?

No, that’s The V.I.P.s. In Boom! she’s a rich woman and Richard Burton arrives and she hates him to start off with and then they end up hooking up. There’s a bit there Richard Burton looks down from a cliff and says, “Boom!”

I’m going to watch this immediately. How do you spell it? [Writes down the title] Thank you.

You’re welcome. Looking back at your career, is there one film you see as having been particularly pivotal for you?

I think the first movie I did that was more sort of my taste at the time was The Ice Storm. For me that was a big turning point, because what followed after that were more serious adult projects which were what I was looking for. As an actor, if you are able to plan your career then you are in a very, very lucky position. For the most part you are at the whim of somebody else’s desire. But I think there’s a much more entrepreneurial spirit amongst millennials and the generations coming up, and I think that is influencing the way that actors feel. They’re like, “Well, I act in movies so why wouldn’t I produce them or create them?”

With Z and The Lizzie Borden Chronicles, you also have a producing credit. Is that so you can have more control over the material?

Yes. For a woman, I think that’s it’s a very difficult process psychologically to age as an actress. And I don’t want to be worried about all the petty things I’ve been worried about as a younger person – I’d rather get more into the material and the art, and have more control. Being an actor can feel very much like a powerless position and I don’t want to go into my forties being powerless anymore at work.

Have you previously been afraid to speak up in case you’re thought of as difficult?

[Long pause] Ha, I was going to say a lot of things there, but yes, that is pretty much the situation. I hate to say it, but I found this to be true as an act-ress, you have to have the title to back up your opinion.

Are men more likely to speak up?

God, yes.

That’s the case everywhere.

Yeah, it’s no different. People make a big deal about women in Hollywood but it’s every industry. Going through this process of producing was really surprising to me, even in terms of casting. There are so many act-ors that won’t come in and audition and you’ve never heard of them in your whole life! Me and my peers – other women – we go in and audition all the time for things. There’s a reason why there are a lot of women in charge of our show.

You still have to audition?

You’d be surprised at the people who do. I don’t hate auditioning, it’s one of those things where I’ve been doing it for 30 years and I have to do it so regularly that there’s no point in having a bad attitude about it. But I do think that at this point I have enough movies, and I’ve played enough parts, that you can watch them and get an idea of what I’d be like. But what do I know.

I read you were up for the role that ultimately went to Thora Birch in Ghost World. What happened there?

I wasn’t up for it, I was attached to it. It became a scheduling issue and I couldn’t do it.

Were you a fan of the comic?

I was! Daniel Clowes is amazing.

How did you feel with Pan Am not continuing? When it started it felt like something big.

I had a lot of fun on that job. But what I learned from that show and what drove me into producing my own show was there can be a sort of diluted vision with television because of the way television’s made. A lot of people end up involved in the decision making. Sometimes you can work on projects where you ask, “What is this scene? Should I be playing this pure drama, or is this comedy, dark comedy?” and I’ve had the experience before where somebody will say, “Well, a little bit of both.” That’s not an answer! And then you don’t know what the hell you’re doing.

In Prozac Nation you played Elizabeth Wurtzel, a woman struggling with depression and substance abuse. And Zelda Fitzgerald’s story involves infidelity and alcoholism. Do you get nervous approaching dark material?

I don’t get nervous, but I kind of dread it because it’s a lot of work and I’m pretty lazy. And I get anxious. But it doesn’t make me nervous like I’ll worry I can’t do it, I just know it’s going to be a lot of work.

You were nude in Prozac Nation but I don’t remember there being a merkin as huge as the one in episode four of Z.

Oh God, I guess that they haven’t done the digital effects to the copy that you saw.

It was enormous! It was bigger than your whole head. What did you think when you saw it?

Well, things look very different on camera, especially at different angles, so that was something we put on knowing that they could digitally bring it down. [Laughing] I’m glad it gave you a good giggle.

I read that you once said, “If I hadn’t gone into acting, I probably would be one of those weird runaways on Hollywood Boulevard, no it’d be uglier, I’d probably be dead.”

When was the date that I said that? Was I a teenager? Like most people in the world I’d rather not be held to statements I made as a teenager. All of a sudden people ask you to talk about yourself and things that you have no experience to talk about. I felt like it was so insane and ridiculous to be asked my opinion about these things. Somebody said to me, “What would you be if I wasn’t an actress?” and I said, “Oh, a prostitute on Hollywood Boulevard.” You know what I mean? It’s like, what do you want me to say? I’m 17! I don’t know what I would be! I could still be so many things.

If you didn’t train as an actor you couldn’t even fall back on this-is-my-process chat.

Exactly! I didn’t even have a process! I was a child and every set you go to you’re expected to conform to whatever the adults are doing. And am very much a product of being a child on set. It’s a very different position. But you’re right, there was very little to talk about so I just said dumb things.

Another time you said you had a fear of plants.

I was being hyperbolic because I thought it was funny that there was a word for that! Botaniphobia. I think that’s hilarious. I don’t like plants inside because I think it’s gross because you’re bringing dirt inside and I don’t like dirt and I don’t like nature very much. Especially ferns. I don’t like ferns.

Was there any one line that you remember that you regret saying?

There are a lot of them, but repeating them would only make it be printed again. I know better than that now.

 

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17 of Christina Ricci’s 85 roles

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Barry Sonnenfeld The Addams Family (1991)
‘Wednesday Addams is known for her dark, dry humor — and few could play the character as perfectly as Ricci. Ricci starred in The Addams Family movie in 1991 and Addams Family Values in 1993, both of which have become cult classics among fans. And she’s even talked about her experience on the sets of the films. “Those movies have clearly had the biggest impact on my career and life,” Ricci noted, according to Bustle. “I spent a lot of my childhood working on them and promoting them, and I’ve spent the rest of my life talking about them!”’ — Cheat Sheet

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Barry Sonnenfeld Addams Family Values (1993)
‘Barry’s direction was very clear to me. I was a very sarcastic person, so I definitely got what they were trying to accomplish. As a result, there wasn’t a ton of notes on my delivery. It wasn’t really a technically complicated film to make; the most complicated parts had to do with camera movement and timing.’ — C.R.

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Brad Silberling Casper (1995)
‘While The Addams Family was Christina Ricci’s first comic book movie, the most successful would be the 1995 Harvey Comics adaptation Casper, in which a 15-year-old Ricci plays Kat, whose paranormal researcher father (Bill Pullman) encounters the titular spirit and his uncles in an infamous haunted mansion.’ — Cinema Blend

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Anjelica Huston Bastard Out of Carolina (1996)
‘This movie handles its tricky subject matter — which includes an account of child battery and rape — with just the right blend of tact and truthfulness. Despite the key events that account for tale’s notoriety, Huston’s pic, like the acclaimed Dorothy Allison novel on which it is based, concerns much besides child abuse. Set in Greenville, S.C. (though filmed in Wilmington, N.C.), not long after WWII, story looks behind “Tobacco Road” cliches to evoke the complex weave of love, hardship and family bonds that conditioned the life of poor whites in the days before New South prosperity kicked in.’ — Variety

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Ang Lee The Ice Storm (1997)
‘Suburban Connecticut, 1973. While Richard Nixon’s “I am not a crook” speech drones from the TV, the Hood and Carver families try to navigate a Thanksgiving break simmering with unspoken resentment, sexual tension, and cultural confusion. With clarity, subtlety, and a dose of wicked humor, Academy Award–winning director Ang Lee renders Rick Moody’s acclaimed novel of upper-middle-class American malaise as a trenchant, tragic cinematic portrait of lost souls. Featuring a tremendous cast of established actors (Kevin Kline, Joan Allen, Sigourney Weaver) and rising stars (Tobey Maguire, Christina Ricci, Elijah Wood, Katie Holmes) The Ice Storm is among the finest films of the 1990s.’ — The Criterion Collection

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Vincent Gallo Buffalo ’66 (1998)
‘Gallo has made it clear in the past there was no love lost between he and Ricci. Two years after the film’s release, he described the actress as “an ungrateful c—t” who was “basically a puppet. I told her what to do, and she did it.”’ — Huffpost

‘That was very confusing because it was my first movie away from home, or without my mother. [Gallo] didn’t want my mom to come. He wanted me to be up there by myself. I was 17 and I had never worked with anyone like this and I had never worked on a movie that was that low-budget before. I’d always worked on things where the more money, the more structure, the more protections in place, all this stuff. But I spent most of that movie trapped in a car with a raving lunatic.’ — C.R.

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Terry Gilliam Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
‘Famous faces pop up throughout Fear and Loathing, most of them in the kind of two-minute roles they gave up three agents ago. Leading the pack are Tobey Maguire as a terrified hitchhiker, Christina Ricci as a disturbed painter, and Gary Busey as a lonely highway patrolman (his “give me a kiss” line was improvised). Also in the cast are Ellen Barkin as a waitress, Penn Jillette as a carnival barker, Cameron Diaz and Mark Harmon as reporters, Katharine Helmond as the clerk at the Mint Hotel, and Christopher Meloni as the clerk at the Flamingo Hotel.’ — The Culture Trip

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John Waters Pecker (1998)
‘In Pecker, Waters indulges his twin fascination with fine art and gritty, low-budget life. Usually the conflict between art life and street life in Waters’ films turns fierce, even violent. The evil Marbles in Pink Flamingos (1972), snooty criminals with artistic pretensions, look down on Divine’s trailer-trash family. In Polyester, Tab Hunter’s art-movie drive-in theater owner (featuring “Marguerite Duras From Dusk Till Dawn“) romances the nouveau-riche Divine, whose lower-class roots show clearly. Usually bloodshed settles the score between high-brow and low-life in Waters’ films. In Pecker, however, the two harmonize after some initial discord. Warmhearted, cheerful, incisive and inclusive, Pecker is Waters’ best work since Hairspray.’ — Metroactive

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Tim Burton Sleepy Hollow (1999)
‘In 1999, the man of macabre, Tim Burton, reinvented the age-old story of Sleepy Hollow. It’s a decades-old urban legend that was reimagined in Burton’s mind with the help of Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci, Miranda Richardson, and Jeffrey Jones. Shot with a very eery tone that only Tim Burton can achieve, Ichabod Crane, played by Depp, is sent to the town of Sleepy Hollow to investigate a string of decapitations. The alleged culprit? The Headless Horseman himself. Katrina Van Tassel, played by Ricci, immerses herself in the hunt and becomes quite fond of Ichabod Crane. Secrets once laid to rest are reawakened and terror takes over the town of Sleepy Hollow, as more people end up dead.’ — Screen Rant

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Sally Potter The Man Who Cried (2000)
‘A showcase of future résumé embarrassments, The Man Who Cried features Christina Ricci trying to pass off her couch potato carriage and disaffected stare of ”Whatever!” blankness as the secret fear and anguish of a wandering Jew at the dawn of World War II; John Turturro flashing his guileless gawk smile as a very, very famous Italian opera singer; and Johnny Depp playing — yet again — a monosyllabic designer gypsy with a Eurosuave dialect so generic that you’d swear you were watching a recurring ”Saturday Night Live” character to put alongside Christopher Walken’s ”champanya” guzzling Continental.’ — Entertainment Weekly

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Erik Skjoldbjærg Prozac Nation (2001)
‘The self-centered brat at the center of Prozac Nation spends most of her time making life miserable for everyone around her, but there’s little reason the public should have to pay for the same privilege. Ninety-eight minutes of this movie and you may find yourself reaching for Prozac or the antidepressant of your choice. A cheap shot, to be sure, but the movie earns it.’ — Variety

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Woody Allen Anything Else (2003)
‘The dialogue in Woody Allen’s “Anything Else” is an exercise of neurotic bravery, a defense against fear and insecurity. His characters are doubtful about their prospects in life. Careers aren’t going well, and romance works only through self-deception. To hold despair at bay they talk and talk, and because Allen is a master of comic dialogue, it is our pleasure to listen. At a time when so many American movies keep dialogue at a minimum so they can play better overseas, what a delight to listen to smart people whose conversation is like a kind of comic music.’ — Roger Ebert

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Patty Jenkins Monster (2003)
‘Aileen’s body language is frightening and fascinating. She doesn’t know how to occupy her body. Watch Theron as she goes through a repertory of little arm straightenings and body adjustments and head tosses and hair touchings, as she nervously tries to shake out her nervousness and look at ease. Observe her smoking technique; she handles her cigarettes with the self-conscious bravado of a 13-year-old trying to impress a kid. And note that there is only one moment in the movie where she seems relaxed and at peace with herself; you will know the scene, and it will explain itself. This is one of the greatest performances in the history of the cinema.

‘Christina Ricci finds the correct note for Selby Wall — so correct some critics have mistaken it for bad acting, when in fact it is sublime acting in its portrayal of a bad actor. She plays Selby as clueless, dim, in over her head, picking up cues from moment to moment, cobbling her behavior out of notions borrowed from bad movies, old songs, and barroom romances. Selby must have walked into a gay bar for the first time only a few weeks ago, and studied desperately to figure out how to present herself. Selby and Aileen are often trying to improvise the next line they think the other wants to hear.’ — Roger Ebert

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Wes Craven Cursed (2005)
‘Wes Craven’s Cursed was originally intended to be a fresh new take on the werewolf movie, but ultimately ended up becoming one of Craven’s most maligned films. The final version of the movie is actually so different from what Craven originally set out to make that the director basically disowned the film, but former Dimension executive Cary Granat confirmed that Craven’s original cut does still exist somewhere.

‘Craven’s original plan for Cursed centered on three strangers who are attacked by a werewolf following an accident, and was pitched as a bold reinvention of the werewolf horror movie. Directed by Craven, written by Kevin Williamson, and starring Skeet Ulrich, the original plan had all the makings of restoring another beloved sub-genre to its former glory – like Craven did with slasher movies after releasing Scream – but when filming was 90% complete, producer Bob Weinstein demanded sweeping changes.

‘Changed from an R to a PG-13 rating and removing Rick Baker’s practical effects in favor of poorly edited CGI, reshoots and changes to the plot not only destroyed Craven’s original vision, but it also forced many of the original cast members to leave due to scheduling conflicts. As such, Cursed became a totally different movie, but the likely far superior version is still out there.’ — Screen Rant

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Craig Brewer Black Snake Moan (2006)
‘Like the strangely simpatico films of fellow Southern humanist David Gordon Green, Moan fetishizes sweat and decay as it surveys a very dirty South seemingly devoid of computers, iPods, cell phones, and other ubiquitous fixtures of contemporary life. Ricci struts defiantly through this ’70s-style time warp as a lusty nymphomaniac who falls back into her bad old ways after jittery boyfriend Justin Timberlake departs for boot camp. When Timberlake’s redneck brother viciously beats Ricci and leaves her for dead, grief-stricken bluesman Jackson brings her back to his shotgun shack and tries to set her on the straight and narrow.’ — AV Club

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Lana Wachowski, Lilly Wachowski Speed Racer (2008)
‘I loved the idea of working with the Wachowskis. I’ve wanted to work with them for a while and then Speed Racer was actually always something that people had mentioned to me like ‘oh, you know they’re gonna make Speed Racer. You’d be a good Trixie’, blah, blah, blah.’ — C.R.

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Clark Johnson Percy Vs Goliath (2020)
‘“Percy,” a new based-on-real-life drama from director Clark Johnson now playing in select theatres, is a David and Goliath story with a universal message of standing up for what you believe in. Christopher Walken plays septuagenarian Percy Schmeiser, a small-town farmer from Bruno, Saskatchewan, who refuses to be bullied by a giant agrochemical corporation. “Percy” isn’t a flashy movie, although the landscape shots of Saskatchewan’s open skies and fields are often breathtaking. Instead it’s a low-key story of the fight to maintain the integrity of the food we put in our mouths.’ — Richard Crouse

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p.s. Hey. ** _Black_Acrylic, Thanks for crawling in, Ben. Hooray on your relatively imminent expulsion! And great luck with peacefully absorbing your second jab. Great news all around! Whoop! ** Dominik, Hi!!! Wow, SCAB is like a machine gun! Everyone, Dominick’s mighty SCAB adds some pep to your what one hopes will be your generally peppy weekend with its new literary bullet, a poem by one John Sweet. This way. Yay! Oh, god, I’m sure it’ll be the same here in terms of sports trumps art/music except with a Frenchier, more cautionary approach. What is up with these dictators? Yeah, still emptying the storage, still being too lazy about it for my own good. But I’m going to try to go back to powering through this weekend. Your love has a big forehead! Or very tiny handwriting. Love supplementing his new tattoo with waist-length dyed blue-black hair, mascara, white contact lens, implanted vampire teeth, a fake blood nose bleed, and getting cancelled by the LGBTQ community, G. ** David Ehrenstein, I think I saw Dorothy Loudon in a production of ‘Sweeney Todd’ once if I’m not mistaken. ** Misanthrope, No, they were the means to a feast. Dropping shit is a sign of getting old? That’s interesting. I don’t think I do that. The only real aging signs I notice in my bod other than, you know, the wrinkles and stuff, are my legs act a little odd and slightly uncooperative sometimes. Well, Houellebecq is a hell of a lot better writer than Franzen, that’s one big thing. Houellebecq over here is kind of like a much more mainstream-acceptable Burroughs in the sense that he has this very developed personality schtick that reads well on television. And he reads as ‘very hip’ to boring people because he does ‘hip’ but boring things like collaborate with Iggy Pop. Ooooh, edgy! Yeah, no wine sounds like a plan. No change in the lockdown here until the 19th. ** BlueSmoke, Oh, it’s G, hi! Took me a second. Which is good. Confusion is the truth, blah blah blah. Obviously, I’m thrilled that the post impacted your poem. Its work causing fieriness in others’ work the ultimate blog dream. I didn’t teach in the classic sense at UCLA. I was a visiting advisor/artist/confident or something. I spent a lot of time with my ‘students’ — young sculptors — talking about their works-in-progress mostly one-on-one, which I guess is teaching, but it just felt like I was getting privileged access or something. Well, there is an apartment for rent in my building, and if ‘melodrama’ moves in, that will be no problem whatsoever. Well, depending on what his accompanying master is like. It’s quite possible that ‘themagictwink’ was here before. Some of the slaves have been hunting for masters for ages. I know that, with escorts, they always say that if escorts state that they’re 18, they’re usually 24 – 26, and if they say they’re in their later 20s, they’re usually in their early to mid/late 30s. And so on. And then there are the escorts who say they’re 18 but don’t look a day over 14. But those ones usually give clients a little clue like saying they’re 18 but their screen name is ‘aaron13’. It’s a wild world. Anyway, I suspect it might be the same with the slaves. Bon weekend! ** Bill, I thought so too: unusually artful. The new New Juche is amazing, and, in fact, it will be on display here in a ‘welcome’ post the next time you check in. ** Jes, Hi, Jes! Oh, thanks a lot! You were a BB person? Pray tell. What’s going on in and with you? Thanks for being here. ** Steve Erickson, So true. 100% capacity?! That seems a little rash? Huh. Well, good luck with that. Our movie theatres reopen on the 19th at limited capacity, and I’m tempted to take a sleeping bag and go camp out by the closest one’s box office. ** Right. Something came over me the other day, and I decided to do a Day about Christina Ricci. Why not, right? That’s your local weekend. Use it wisely, however you define wisdom. See you on Monday.

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LIKEITNEVEREXISTED, 18
Message me. 18yo twink, experienced. Looking for an extreme master to hold me prisoner and rapevictim indefinitely. You can be as brutal as you want from the first second you got me. I have naked pictures but will only show if you can tell me in great detail what will my future be like with you? (maybe I wanna see a pic of you, but I hardly think it necessary). Break me, psycho perv. My turn ons are everything extreme. All merciless pain. Getting my tight ass destroyed and having my hole ruined. Being beaten, slapped, punched, kicked, extreme. Breath control, strangulation & extreme choking, plastic bag over my head, strung up by my neck, held underwater. Etc etc.. Getting throatfucked so I’m sick or pass out (and you keep going regardless). Being burnt with lighters, cigs. Violet wand branding. Being caned and flogged hard. Being left bruised and bleeding while I cry and beg for mercy and for you to stop (but you keep going). Being made to pass out from pain. Having shit forced down my throat with a dildo so I vomit. Being starved except for cum and piss. Crush, bruise and destroy my balls and make them bleed; genital mutilation. Being fucked all day and all night long non-stop. Electric torture is super hot. Tabasco sauce on my cock and balls, down my urethra or emptied in my ass used as fisting lube. Anything else u can think of. If this is to work no one must know how brutal you are with me, since it will become illegal at some point. No witnesses or documentation is to be shared.

Comments

LIKEITNEVEREXISTED (Owner) – March 20, 2021
I love the chaos I create!

LuegnerRoman – March 18, 2021
He is a lying asshole, eats extasy like stupid, distributes it generously at sex parties and sells drugs and illegal plants and mushrooms as tea disguised as tea during sex as a ‘new body feeling’ as if he had invented drugs during sex.

He lies and betrays his friends and robs his 60 year old partner who pays for all his bills and lies to him too! He pulls his psycho shit off with everyone he meets. Motto: walk over my corpse. But be assured. It’s all just for show! Just like he learned in his Russian psycho university!

mike1721 – March 10, 2021
THANKS FOR EATING MY FUCKING GRAVY.

MasterJack – March 5, 2021
What an experience !!!
This boy knows exactly what he was put on earth to do and he is brilliant. I have had many slave boys on my travels, but this boy is the true slave – he is the real deal. He was a really friendly boy before the actual session and very crazed and insatiable during it – exactly what it should be like. He is absolutely gorgeous – slim body, soooo pretty. His body holes were really clean to the deepest levels. He encouraged me to do things to him I had never let my self think of trying out of fear of committing manslaughter and he survived them all and I enjoyed the lot. I spent forever doing everything physically possible to his arse – and it is a beautiful arse – and he suffers to such a huge degree that you just don’t want it to stop – superb. Great boy! Guys if you only try one slave or you have tried others, I can’t recommend this boy enough!

LIKEITNEVEREXISTED (Owner) – March 1, 2021
Mike, tell me my dad asked you to pick me up and then you decide where to go. Maybe something could go wrong at the meeting.

mike1721 – March 1, 2021
I work with your dad. Been jerking off to you for years. Now I need to live it.

 

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Undertirelover, 24
It’s an odd kink and one I doubt many understand. Basically I love guys driving on my hands and fingers and parking on them. It can be anything from a moped to a truck, tractor etc.
Once parked on my hands you can get out and stomp on me wearing your trainers or boots. Or just wank in your vehicle listening to me moan outside.

 

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Gods, 20
⚠️ If the person in my profile photo speaks to you know that his body IS NOT HIS, it is mine. Although flattering, he strategically reuses my headless body in his photo. He seems to be having a lot of fun to customize me as he pleases, because my face is no longer his even though the body looks authentic … Yes and I forgot he is a STALKER, it’s super creepy and he does not give a reason to stalk at any time … Anyway … I don’t know the intention behind, honestly I don’t care, I just want it to stop now because I intend on coming back here soon.

 

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AV, 23
Hi my name is Roman I am from Prag and I am also Czech famous porn star if you want see some my videos my porn name is Ariel Varga
I am very happy when we meet and spend together sleazy boozy and hot raw time.
I want money.

Comments

emeraldbrigade – March 17, 2021
You used to be so freaking hot.

Fredguy – March 14, 2021
I’ve wound up fucking Roman drunk at the end of a long night several times. Most of the guys I know have. I had no idea he used to look like that and was a porn star. I can’t imagine choosing to fuck him unless you’re drunk and out of other options.

duncanmoreno – March 12, 2021
sad that all of us are going to die of old age dribbling, urine stained on the front of pants and poo in the back.

guyhairylove – March 12, 2021
If you ever wanted to fuck the shit out of Ariel Varga, you will, but be prepared because, holy crap, is he a haggy looking burn out now!

 

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MakeMeCry, 18
Crying fetish. I like to fuss, scream and cry.

Comments

MakeMeCry (Owner) – March 7, 2021
I scare people that think they are kinky when I get worked up.

Willylewis101 – March 6, 2021
I’m willy Lewis. I want to make you wretch, spit up bile, spray snot, puke, and cry your eyes out. And in return I will help sort your bills.

MakeMeCry (Owner) – March 2, 2021
Got lots of scars if that’s your thing.

 

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niceaxewound, 20
Hi Masters!

I have been self-isolating ALL YEAR, as was previously on this site *before* the pandemic; with nearly 100 usages, & many Rave Comments. I naturally ceased my account during the pandemic; but am now back. Happy to announce my ass is open for intrusion again!

If you have had me before, then I can’t wait to reacquaint myself with you, be great to see an “old-friend” walking through my door to assault me after this challenging year!

See you soon Masters!

Best wishes
Mikey

Comments

niceaxewound (Owner) – March 20, 2021
To returning Masters please refrain from trying to kill me, I know you are excited but please control yourselves.

 

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chokemewithyourmind, 22
interested to try really hardcore stuff now that I just turned 18 and looking for someone with 🍻🍹🍺🥃 and a consenting male dog or farm animal to penetrate me. for me it is a visual, sensual and sexual experience and not about slap stick.

Comments

chokemewithyourmind (Owner) – March 22, 2021
Also I just decided I’m a girl.

chokemewithyourmind (Owner) – March 19, 2021
… but I have high energy personality so I can have great conversations and laugh :p with you first, but I can also be shoved straight under your animal if this is not something you are interested in!

chokemewithyourmind (Owner) – March 19, 2021
Not doing sex with humans because I’ve had horrible experiences with it.

 

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SlaveTraderTroy, 18
I know of an 18 year old no limit sub in my town that needs a forever home.

Weather that be with a daddy or a master or a cop or a criminal he will do anything. Treat him as family or be cruel and violent with him who cares?

He doesn’t know I’m acting on this but I do know of a way you can have him, get in contact.

He always fantasised about being bound up naked like a lil helpless animal and sold and taken to be locked away forever to the highest bidder.

Force him to do stuff he’ll be scared of or hate.

He lives fast, and he makes waves. Literally, trouble follows him around everywhere he goes.

OLD AND LARGER RUDE MEAN HEARTLESS ASSHOLE HAIR-TRIGGER TEMPER MEN TO THE FRONT OF THE QUEUE.

Hit me up.

Comments

SlaveTraderTroy (Owner) – March 10, 2021
𝕀 ℕ𝔼𝔼𝔻 𝕄𝕆ℕ𝔼𝕐, ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔽𝔼𝔼𝕃𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕊

SlaveTraderTroy (Owner) – March 7, 2021
He has a leg disability. He can walk but he uses a cane. He also has to wear diapers for a medical issue. He loves getting fucked though.

SlaveTraderTroy (Owner) – March 4, 2021
He never completed my high school, his GPA was 1.5, his favorite classes were arts and he struggled in math.

He has had 2 previous jobs. He grew up with his grandma so he was never close to his mom or dad and he was grandma’s boy.

SlaveTraderTroy (Owner) – March 3, 2021
He doesn’t have a small cock and his ass will melt your synapses.

 

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anythingcouldhappen, 20
I need to serve a beautiful man and I need to serve or I won’t be able to live. It is dependent on my survival.

Comments

SmokingBiker – March 21, 2021
Biker rides Honda Fireblade
Full Dainese race suit
Alpinestars boots and gloves
Smoker (Reds) and big ring Asylums cigars
Into
You

anythingcouldhappen (Owner) – March 17, 2021
If I was straight I’d be married with kids by now. Instead I’m on this fucking site. God help me.

 

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yourtrophyhead, 20
Rape it, beat it, torture it, have a very short term relationship with it, strangle it, fuck its limp body, it doesn’t give the slightest shit as long as it ends with … the ULTIMATE … Deliver it to A TAXIDERMIST (it knows a guy) …. It has done snuff role play 4 times now & found that to be really HOT but it wants the REAL MOTHERFUCKING TROPHY HEADED DEAL! It was also told it should list that it skates on here. Idk it guesses some guys find that hot.

Comments

marcooooooooooo – March 19, 2021
Don’t expect to have an interesting conversation about taxidermy, he’s not that deep.

yourtrophyhead (Owner) – March 15, 2021
Maybe if you completely fry my brains.

Duke31 – March 15, 2021
I know you want the taxidermy fast but what about escalating sexual violence over a 6-24 month period then ultimately kill you during chem fuelled prolonged, intense and brutal sex?

 

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skinnyloserfaglegend, 22
total loser and failure faggot with no self esteem. fags are losers. we are weak, we are jokes to society. people laugh at us behind our backs. men take advantage of us and exploit us our entire lives and we have no choice but to enjoy it in a sick way.

I worship superior straight men.

I have no self esteem and would be honored to serve you in any way you see fit. Straight men are the gods that reproduce and fight and build. I am a pathetic faggot.

beat me, use me, rob me, make me cry then laugh at me with your friends, make me eat your superior straight shit, cook your meals, be furniture, anything this loser faggot can do to amuse you or improve your superior heterosexual life in any way shape or form, would be the absolute biggest honor in this world and in my sad fag life.

no other fags, only genetically superior sadistic straight men. fags would be much happier when they realize paying to eat superior straight men shit is much more romantic and fulfilling of a fags purpose then trying to have a relationship with another fag. serving straight men are every faggots eventual destiny.

I’m so happy I realized this sooner than later!

Comments

JustinD5 – March 19, 2021
I genuinely think you’re a straight guy who needs to own that reality.

 

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Newlylegal1, 18
Hellooo you bunch of pervs! I’m “K”, which is what my friends call me. I just turned 18 the end of December. I am in my last year of high school. I live with my stepdad here, he’s in the AF. My mom live and works in Japan and I visit her there. I’m more of a quiet person, a follower, kind of naive I guess, trusting and loyal. I am a pridely femby, but I am having lots of trouble accepting being who I am, what I feel inside. So, I’m just out on here, not to my family and friends. I just finished a year of therapy to help me. My therapist told me to join here. I did a fetish test in therapy and it says I am very submissive, helpless and defenseless and want to be completely controlled plus lots of others stuff. There were a lot of questions. I don’t remember them all. I often think or trance-like about shocking things. I do have fantasies of being permanently damaged and maimed but only in a few years when I lose my looks in the natural way. My stepdad is very super conservative and keeps close watch on me, my mom is pretty cool and lets me go outside. I can tell you more about me if I didn’t say it all.

Comments

Newlylegal1 (Owner) – March 23, 2021
I am ready for almost all atrocities.

Newlylegal1 (Owner) – March 16, 2021
It’s starting to feel like what I’m into sexually doesn’t exist.

Newlylegal1 (Owner) – March 12, 2021
Having severe motivation issues combined with mental health problems. Not sure what to do or where to go next. Sorry.

Newlylegal1 (Owner) – March 8, 2021
So if someone knows you, who knows you?

Newlylegal1 (Owner) – March 3, 2021
Based on my experiences so far …
If you want to watch movies and TV shows I’ll give them a chance. It depends on if it’s written well and keeps my attention.
If you have your age down as 100 and your profile picture is an illustration I won’t respond to you.
I am silly both physically and morally. Big desire to find a man that will think with me and help morally. I will also reciprocate.

 

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JustAnotherMormon, 18
I’ve been home from my mission a couple of months.
I am really only looking for other Mormons, and prefer that you are or have been married to a woman.
Move to the front of the line if you have ever been a bishop, stake president, or mission president.
Wedding rings are a huge turn-on for me.
I suppose the ideal situation would be a couple with a son on a mission that would let me move in and rent his room.
I am pretty nervous.

Comments

JustAnotherMormon (Owner) – March 14, 2021
And that’s something I should want?

Tony – March 14, 2021
Every man who is a good lover can fuck the body and bring pleasure, but only a real man like me can rape your soul and end up in your brain.

 

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Legosi, 22
It’s been a while since I’ve slaved out as Legosi, I needed a break from him since Masters had gotten too into him 4 times in the span of 3 weeks back in May and he’s into many things, almost everything I could think of. It really drained me and when it started to feel like Masters only liked or wanted me around for just him, it made me remember of past times where I was put in that type of insolation with a single cosplay slave, how sad it made me feel and trapped. So I knew I just had to put him away for a while. But I’ve gotten back into him with a few little changes (nobody probably notices but I do 😅) and it’s fun, his cosplay still sucks all the energy out of me but it’s worth it. Hope you’ll welcome him back.

Comments

Haru – March 9, 2021
I love Legosi, I want to make him swallow every drop of my seed so that I remain inside of him forever, flowing through his muscle and veins.

Legosi (Owner) – March 7, 2021
If you want feels, this is my type.

whatsup_2000 – March 5, 2021
You’re an amazing slave as Legosiii with a shapely head omgg

 

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Sufferforyou05, 18
My Interests include execution, snuff, medieval torture, 666, hanging, garrotting, bagging, strangulation, beheading, drawing & quartering, guns, fire, extreme raunch, extreme anal torture, impalement with red hot pokers, brutality, Islamic beheading, begging for my life with a sick twisted fuck who is 100% psychopath.

My ultimate goal is an extreme scene that ONLY YOU will always remember.

I’m a depressed, agoraphobic goth bitch LaVeyan Satanist what do you expect.

Comments

Sufferforyou05 (Owner) – March 22, 2021
Please be plausible because I do not write novels or read them.

DPPAlt12 – March 21, 2021
The more people move to onlyfans the more cramped the more difficult it is to stand out amongst the pack. Looking for a boy who realises that he could reach huge fame if he agreed to actually die for his fans and become the world’s first willing necro pornstar.

Sufferforyou05 (Owner) – March 21, 2021
This can happen anywhere in the world as long as I have an internet connection.

 

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shush, 23
I’m a sports gear encapsulated pretty boy who’s fed up with my cock and looking for a sick fuck that will break and reprogram my cock or just ruin the damned thing so I can’t use it… I don’t care. 🔪

Comments

shush (Owner) – March 25, 2021
I’m learning my truth.

shush (Owner) – March 18, 2021
The only experience here is to be lied to and raped over and over and over and over and over and over again.

shush (Owner) – March 2, 2021
No anal!!!!!!!!!!

 

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sourdough, 19
I’ve always found it amazing that we use almost every piece of the animals we butcher for food. From leather to highly sought after delicacies. Every part can not only be used, but eaten.

Which means that every part of MY SON can be eaten.

And that got me excited! So first I put out an ad on this site. Some of you might remember. Then I realised dark web is so much safer. Safe, in that for this reason, I wouldn’t deal with what I had to deal with here, fakes galore, fantasising liars, people who say yes and then chicken out.

“To whom it may concern, looking for someone to eat my son alive for a high but reasonable price. That’s him in the photos. Ideally bring a blowtorch or other equipment to cook him so the meat is tasty and digestible. It must be done at my location. You will be required to eat him, a piece at a time, from the toes up. While he’s alive.”

It took four days before someone with serious intentions contacted me. And another week before the money was wired into my account. And another week, more waiting, while he traveled to my location, until today, within a few hours, here, now, my son is going to be eaten.

Comments

Breaker1121 – March 10, 2021
You’re going to need therapy.

Anonymous – March 10, 2021
Presumably a little late for this, but I would suggest eating him by starting with the brain. Why? Because the brain doesn’t have nerves so he would only feel pain from the wounds in his skin and skullu as long as you avoided the “dorsal posterior insula” aka the pain center of the brain. If so, only the motor cortex would be exposed, so his fine motor (muscle) skills and sense of touch would slowly disappear. The visual cortex could still be protected, so unless the eyes themselves were attacked, vision would remain. Likewise, the Bromann and Wernike areas on the temporal lobes would still be covered, so speech and hearing would be relatively unaffected. The cerebellum is still well and truly protected, so no worries about breathing or heart failure. Finally, the frontal and prefrontal cortex is also protected, so consciousness and self awareness would be normal. He would see, hear, smell and taste everything for some time as he slowly lost feeling (like paralysis). Mind you, there are some major blood vessels in the fissure which would lead to massive haemorrhage and quick death if they were severed.

 

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Omygodlol, 20
I am a very emotional person myself. I laugh and cry at every shit. Since I know that you need a lot of patience with me, I also have a lot of patience with others in return. Write to me, I’m annoying 🙂 (I can’t think of anything more, I’m absolutely dead hahahahaha).

I’ve recently gotten back into anorexia. I used to be about 90lbs. It’s coming back pretty quickly and it’s exciting but I’d love to have a Daddy who loves seeing me shrink for him and is sexually obsessed with my skeleton.

P.S. please do not text me with ‘may I fuck you?’. Bitch wtf embarrassing leave me alone ???

Why fuck and fly when you can drink and die ?

I am drunk.

Comments

Luftenwaffe – March 22, 2021
Suffocating someone with your penis is my favorite way to see someone go.

tattoowhitefreak – March 22, 2021
Depends how far down the throat the cock is. Mine is huge and would completely block his airways so he wouldn’t be able to breathe through his mouth or nose asshole.

Klowe69 – March 22, 2021
You’d have to pinch his nose shut too since he can still breathe through it dummy.

tattoowhitefreak – March 22, 2021
I would love to get you skeletal then suffocate you to death with my penis.

 

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themagictwink, 18
I am beautiful, sophisticated, refined and well mannered.
I only seek a long term relationship with a preliminary period of platonic dating during which occasional stolen kisses are acceptable.
Age cap is a hard 50 unless you are Richard Branson.
Condition for every date: At the beginning a glass of wine is drunk.
When I drink I tend to giggle a lot. I mean a lot.

Comments

Shehzaada – March 10, 2021
I’m vision of your soul.

darkpunkanarchy – March 7, 2021
Connor you are such an insufferable prick.

whitebread – March 4, 2021
let me lick yo clean biiitch

Davidtopp – March 3, 2021
I want to beat your anus up, get weird with it and make it messy.

 

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u/FemboyMay, 19
I’m not hooking up right now during Covid, but I want to hear about your most shameful, horrifying fantasies about me, ones that you are too shy too embarrassed to speak outloud.

Do my pix inspire a kink that you’re ashamed of? Something you can’t get out of your head?

Contact me by FaceTime, Zoom, any of those methods and just talk about them. You can be as rough and monstrous as you need and I promise no judgment, even if what you want isn’t exactly for me.

Your kinks are what matter but if you want to tie me down to a table, hack my arms off extremely slowly with a rusty saw, shove one of them up my ass, shove the other one of them down my throat, and then carve and slice my body into unrecognizeable gore for hours on end, that’s mine.

Can’t wait to chat!

Comments

u/FemboyMay (Owner) – March 9, 2021
This afternoon I was fucked on Zoom by a cock the size of a building and cummed in until I had enough mass to be classified as a planet and go into orbit!

Anonymous – March 7, 2021
I want to have sex with you!! I know you hahaha crush kita sa production floor mabenta ka dun. Dko alam binebenta mu pala talaga yan katawan mo. Pabili po!

u/FemboyMay (Owner) – March 5, 2021
Last night I was FaceTime fucked by a 4 foot long drill bit that churned my insides into gazpacho then I was stomped on until I was just a thin layer of blood and bone dust!

 

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smutcounselor, 18
Do you find me attractive?

Comments

smutcounselor (Owner) – March 9, 2021
I identify as a solosexual.

idrisalba – March 9, 2021
Has anyone here gotten any further with him than writing to say, “yes, I find you attractive” in so many words, and him writing back to say “thank you” and then blocking you?

smutcounselor (Owner) – March 1, 2021
So nice to be complimented by gay peeps instead of the straiggots in my real life.

 

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lastdoorboys, 20
This account was created to eliminate all problems between masters and potential slaves!

If you are the master and you want to own or spend your time with a slave from this site and you are not sure of the choice we can guide you to solve the meeting.

Everyone knows that on this page there are serious slaves and slaves who will take advantage of your good will, to avoid this experience all you have to do is send us a picture of the slave you want to own and we will answer you in the shorter time with all the information about the slave, in this case we can you avoid many unforeseen accidents!

 

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Slaveblackmail00, 19
Blackmail me to be slave plz do this I am slave I know it got passport incriminating stuff and 100 saving to get any where willing take what you wants sir plz for the love of god I want this so bad

am Steven Clinton
am from Brooklyn

Be gay, do crime!

Comments

Slaveblackmail00 (Owner) – March 17, 2021
I am also a complete cuddle bug.

Slaveblackmail00 (Owner) – March 16, 2021
As a fistee I am quite talented and since I have studied biology I am quite knowledgeable about what goes in and which way to go.

Slaveblackmail00 (Owner) – March 13, 2021
Do not underestimate me for being young and a small skinny boy, I probably have one of the biggest and thickest shlongs you’ll ever seen and I already got some girls pregnant trust me.

 

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melodrama, 19
I am a brat. Smoke me out. Wanna get stoned and kidnapped and tortured. Also into having my balls sucked. The one thing I won’t do is suck someone’s cock.

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melodrama (Owner) – March 23, 2021
I am owned by owned by MasterVar from France. I am going to France in about two weeks to stay forever and live in my car. My Master is going to brand me and castrate me so I am only a nothing anymore. I’m going to leave my ideas behind and live under his total reign of terror.

melodrama (Owner) – March 16, 2021
Why do I literally have 2 braincells

HelloThere – March 4, 2021
This boy don’t talk much but his ass is LOUD. Never heard such a racket. It’s like he’s got whales and dolphins and gorillas and I don’t what in there.

 

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dummer-loser, 22
I am worthless scum who can’t do anything. Are there people here who like to be angry?

I have
No morals
No limits
No Mind

I ain’t
Human

Age
Don’t care

We’re from
Got passport

Comments

LukeFox – March 16, 2021
Hippocrates would have said you are an owl.

dummer-loser (Owner) – March 13, 2021
If you care I’m into macrophilia it’s a giant fantasy fetish where I shrink down to a inch tall and get crushed by a unaware giant.

mystifyingmiasma – March 11, 2021
You are NOT a HUMAN. Never was and NEVER will be.

 

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nobodys_son, 19
My father says that my “long fagot hair” has to be cut off, otherwise he’ll throw me out! 😭😭😭

To the many questions about whether I secretly want short hair or am doing this as a bet: no no no!

My father is forcing me to do this!! So ok I have to but please nothing too romantic or something!

 

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todayiamjonah, 21
I’m here to be your best friend with all my body.

Comments

Nasher – March 20, 2021
Looks fade, but dumb is for life.

zeyanmalik4u – March 17, 2021
I loved to fuck this pig.

Boredinbed – March 12, 2021
he is very stupid but still aware of the social narratives that indoctrinate even the greatest of minds in to conformity.

jaspabsksvdjkzbz – March 8, 2021
no one could deny the sexual arousal of him being a piece of meat.

Tryit – March 2, 2021
I took my thick 11″ Dick and put it down his throat without too much trouble.

 

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Now_Iam, 19
I’m passed out, unconscious, deeply asleep, and you worry you might wake me up as you rape me.

I’ve passed away, open mouth-eyes, and you find me, give me cpr with no luck, get turned on and … who will ever know?

I love sexual contact that has plausible deniability.

If that’s not how you roll, thanks for visiting and best wishes.

I also dress cool, and I don’t think you will be embrassed going to dinner out with me.

 

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richboy, 19
How about a little fire Scarecrow?

Teen scarecrow seeks master no limits use.

Both beauty and terror i always keep going.

Comments

richboy (Owner) – March 8, 2021
Fuck you crybaby.

Dreamcatcher97 – March 8, 2021
He’d be a quality snuff. And also one that’d cut onions as well.

richboy (Owner) – March 8, 2021
You’ll have to call my secretary and she’ll give you an appointment.

Sexyfuck666 – March 8, 2021
I love to eat a white skateboarders butt while his brother and friend watch

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Dominik, Hi!!! That was a great piece and pic too! I liked it a ton! SCAB is so fiery! I can’t even begin to say how much I miss live music shows, and even the most optimistic forecast of the reopening here doesn’t include them. Ugh. I’d say incomprehensible, yes. The US sucks in so many ways, but it does import/steal almost everything. Ha ha. Literally five minutes ago I was looking at an escort — online, of course — who was your love’s doppelgänger, at least on the plush tiger bikini front. Love setting out a plush ‘bowl of milk’ toy in view of your love’s plush tiger bikini and saying, ‘Here kitty kitty kitty’, G. ** David Ehrenstein, I didn’t watch his speech, but I can only imagine. ** Misanthrope, You did just type that, yes. Early onset alzheimers? Maybe get that checked out? As I’m sure I’ve said, Houellbecq is such a ubiquitous face/voice/whatever here in France on TV and in the media and everywhere that it’s very hard to take him seriously as much more than an attention whore, for me at least. ** Tosh Berman, Hi, Tosh. Well, on the gallery front, I would think the reason is that dealers don’t think they can make enough money because that’s the usually their determining factor. As for museums, you got me. The British Museum did a big exhibition of manga art a couple of years ago. Wasn’t there supposed be a big show at JANM in Little Tokyo recently that was heavy on manga art that got cancelled because it was controversial or something? Anyway, I totally agree with you. I’d be curious to ask a curator at MoCA or LACMA about that. ** Bill, I fear if I got a bigger desk my mountain of stuff would just turn into a mountain range, but, yes, me too. ** Jamie, Hey, Jamie! Thank you! I was really taken with Yokoyama’s stuff the first I launched the post, but then I never ended up getting anything by him, but this time getting something is locked in. I might be heading over to near where the manga stores are in Paris today, and I might just wander in them and shop. I like how kind of chilly and semi-abstract or something his stuff looks. And I really like what he says in the q&a. WordPress are being okay, all in all, but the ‘taskmaster’ thing is a bit obnoxious. I will say that the deleting is making the blog more spry and faster to work with, so there’s that carrot. We’re still in lockdown, yeah. They just announced last night that cafes, restaurants (outdoors eating), galleries, museums, movie theatres, sports things, etc. will open with qualifications on May 19th, so that’s something tolive for, but we still have the obnoxious 7 pm curfew until then, and, even on the 19th, they’re just changing it to 9 pm, which sucks. But, yes, for now, we’re soft prisoners here. How’s your situation? I hope the next 24 hour portion of whatever situation you’re in proves bountiful. Love, me. ** Steve Erickson, I agree about Delta 5’s poor decision making. Iwould imagine whoever’s still around from them do too. They could have at least had a Bush Tetras kind of following now, if so. Really? I’m very grateful that the B52s didn’t continue in that direction. Not that the post-‘Whammy!’ direction is what I would have chosen for them. I’m getting the Pfizer. ** Billy, Hi, Billy. I get your issue with Chamberlain, yeah. I find his stuff beautiful, but I think it’s probably a situational thing. I.e., I grew up in LA where cars were the byword for freedom from your family/life, etc., since public transportation was garbagey there back then. And I grew upon the 60s when, especially in the Western US, cars were very romantic and kind of dreamy and had optimistic designs and things. No doubt that contributes to my ‘in’ with Chamberlain’s stuff. I think Nina Beier might be doing a Samson/Delilah thing in that piece now that you mention it, yes. Good eye. Paris is pretty cool and looks great in the springtime, even under the current circumstances. Paris is pretty great in any season except the summer, but I hate the summer anywhere, so I’m not a good judge. What happens to London in the spring? Does it, like, perk up or chill out or … ? ** Brian, Hi, Brian! I used to curate art exhibitions a fair amount. I always really enjoyed it. I co-curated a show at the Pompidou some years ago, and that was awesome. I’m hoping to one of these days get an ‘in’ with a museum here to curate a show. Of LA sculpture by young to young-ish artists. I’ve been thinking about it for years. Oh, very cool about the podcast! You’ll share the link, right? I haven’t watched ‘Cruising’ since it was released. I remember thinking it wasn’t so good, but not because it was homophobic or whatever. That just seemed like a knee-jerk group-think opinion to me. But I can imagine it looks better now with a period-vibe and look to it. Curious to hear what you think of it. Your comment was plenty pleasurable. Yeah, it’s Friday! I might go get some more of those American donuts maybe and … hm, I don’t know what else. If anything  fun or eventful happened, you’ll hear about it. How was yours, buddy? ** Okay. Note to any DC’s trivia buffs out there: Today’s slave post was actually supposed to be March’s slave post, but, as you probably don’t remember, the blog got suspended for a few days right on the cusp of March and April, so these slaves had to wait a month to greet you, and here they are at long last. See you tomorrow.