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DC’s ostensibly favorite home haunts of Halloween 2021 (Southern California edition) *

* (Halloween countdown post #9)

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Desert Decay Manor (Whitewater)
‘Nestled in the foothills of the West Palm Springs Village, The Killgore family has resided on these hallowed grounds for generations. Some left trying to escape the family curse of a horrific untimely death. Gravely, they always come home, to dwell within the halls and walls of the manor. Hoping to never be sent to the depths of hell which loom so close to their souls. Some turned murderous, some became victims. All are ghostly apparitions that remain here with their secrets to haunt the living in their attempt to take your soul and send it to hell in their place.

‘You must listen closely as you may hear the sounds of the lost souls crying out, but beware, you may find yourself at the edge of hell if you do not protect your soul from the evil spirits cursed to the haunting grounds of Desert Decay Manor. You shall be guided through the haunted grounds to face your fears and tempt your fate. Forced to choose your path and ultimate demise or destiny.. Are you ready and willing? Will you be brave enough to walk these haunted halls?.. Only one way to find out…’

 

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Redwater – A Walkthrough Experience (San Gabriel)
‘EXQUISITE CORPSE PROUDLY PRESENTS IT’S SOPHOMORE ATTRACTION, Redwater! In this immersive walkthrough experience, you have been invited to take an exploratory tour of the dismal backwaters of Southern Louisiana; home to the fishing village of Redwater. abandoned decades ago in 1985, the half-rotten town was the site one of the most gruesome natural events in recorded history, leading to it’s permanent closure. Now, 36 years later, the city has given your tour group permission to explore. Hosted by a sketchy, teenage operated tour company known as Louisiana Unmasked, discover for yourself what took place in the village grounds (or waters) all those years ago.’

 

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The Dreich Society presents Fear Fest (Ontario)
‘Since 2015, The Dreich Society has been scratching the Halloween itch for the underserved community of Ontario, California. Their haunts’ memorable “elevator” illusion has become the group’s signature special effect. Dreich has used it in several experiences thus far, though always in a clever and unique context. In a short interview with The Dreich Society, Creative Director Sean Burke emphasized their interest in sensory effects and what he calls “life size illusions.” Burke also noted other elements that are hard to find in most small home haunts, such as temperature changes and subliminal audio.’

 

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The Grey Phantom (Norwalk)
‘When I got to The Grey Phantom, I was astounded! It looked like the ghost ship just decided to appear in the front yard of a Norwalk neighborhood. All random and, shit. This is a massive display! No detail was overlooked. The facade looked as if it has been underwater for a century or, two. It shimmered, giving the illusion that it just came from the depths and the lighting makes it look like the ship is actually floating! In the section at the ship’s aft, there is an electrical control area that you can view through a massive hole. With clever lighting and, projections, the electricity appears to be going haywire. This is a total haunted, ghost-ship complete with apparitions of it’s former passengers. Ernie’s projections gave me the shivers. Again, the effects were absolutely flawless!’

 

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The Haunt at Hellizondo (Canoga Park)
‘Haunt at Hellizondo has been around for over a decade, and throughout this time has evolved into a very special maze. This year marks the return of “Lost Spirits of the Bayou”: a Prohibition era swamp world in which a Satanic speakeasy awaits those desperate enough for a drink. This fun, bayou themed attraction focuses on the antics of mischievous mechanical skeletons as they engage in performing stand-up routines, bartending, and going out on dates. Monsters pop out at you as you walk through the shacks and marshes of the swamp, and you will see beautiful sights like the village lit by blacklights and the eerie water tower. This maze is definitely worth a trip for those LA haunt-goers who want to feel fear in their bones.’

 

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Cemetery Lane: Trick-R-Treat Experience (Los Angeles)
‘The haunted neighborhood of Cemetery Lane invites you to trick-r-treat at their 13 stops hosted by a variety of permanent residents. Located within the gates of Heritage Square Museum , this unique Halloween event provides a spooky experience for guests of all ages.’

 

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The Realm of Shadow (Norwalk)
‘The Realm of Shadow is hauntingly ecstatic to announce that we are moving forward with our 2021 Hamre Manor haunt! Our planned dates of operation are Friday 10/22, Saturday 10/23, Sunday 10/24, Friday 10/29, Saturday 10/30, and Sunday 10/31. We are gauging our ability to add Preview Nights on Saturday 10/16 and Sunday 10/17 as well, so stay tuned for more information. The Lord of Shadow and his Matron are eager eat….I mean greet you as you explore the abandoned (but not empty) attic rooms of Hamre Manor – 665 Diabolki Way. Perhaps you’ll be the ones to discover the roots of the tragedy and disappearances all those years ago. Perhaps. A risky business – searching for answers. You may not like what you find…or what finds you!’

 

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Rotten Apple 907 – Evil in the London Fog (Burbank)
‘Evil in the London Fog is Rotten Apple’s theme for the haunt this year. We’re keeping our fingers crossed that this gets to happen. We’re excited to do this theme as we have wanted to for several years.’

 

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Anomaly (Garden Grove)
‘Strange happenings are going on: Lights have been spotted in the sky. Satellites are picking up chilling frequencies. And nobody else is talking about it. It’s time for further investigation. Experience the all-new thrilling haunt experience: Anomaly.’

 

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The Pirate’s Cave – Curse of Calico Jack (Orange)
‘A legend looms over a newly founded Mine Tour in the underground sea caves below the ocean shore. Many miners have claimed to have heard things lurking in the shadows and rumors point to an ancient pirate curse buried for centuries. Are you brave enough to take the tour and discover if the superstition revolving the caves is true or not? Get your hardhat on, because this is a tour you’ll never forget…’

 

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Prism Haunted House (Mission Viejo)
‘This year, Prism Haunted House is back to its Orange County roots with a fun, FREE walk through haunt! Explore the Doctor’s MiCRO Laboratory up-close-and-personal. But do mind the hungry experiments. Don’t let the lack of a price tag fool you. We’re using the latest in projection mapping, movie-quality special effects, and terrifying live monsters to knock your socks off. It’s high-tech horror at its finest! You’ve never seen anything quite like this, and we’re excited to watch you scream scream in terror.’

 

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Shades of Hell (Santa Ana)
‘Are you ready to descend into hell and see what they have In store for you? and remember everyone’s hell is a little bit different from the others.’

 

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Twisted Dreams Haunt (Buena Park)
‘We are a kickass Haunted House in the OC/LA area and we bring a whole new meaning when it comes to your ideas of what’s truly twisted! Be prepared for next years sequel to THE GSW! Are you Ready!??!?!?! Into the Meat Grinder!’

 

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Agoura High School presents Club Vamp (Agoura Hills)
‘After writing 7 themes we finally nailed down one today that will be the theme for this year’s haunt! What we have planned is a creative challenge as there are many different ideas that have to flow together into one. That’s just a quick update…good luck on finals everyone!’

 

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Manor of Fears (Apple Valley)
‘Wow!!! That’s all I have to say. I’m speechless. We had over 1100 hundred people go through our haunt. My goal was a 100 or so for the year. Just wow. Thank you for allowing Manor of Fears to bring fear to the High Desert. I’d like to thank everyone that came out to have fun and enjoy the screams. To my family who helped me make my dream come through. To all my nieces and nephews thank you for acting in it. And of course to my wife and two kids. Thank you for putting up with me “hoarding” for 15 years to finally make my dream become a reality. Thank you 🙏.’

 

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Beware the Dark Realm (Santa Clarita)
‘Since 1971, the Sivley family has built elaborate, professional haunted attractions around the Los Angeles area. This year, as the family celebrates its 50th anniversary of creating these seasonal experiences, they’re inviting horror fanatics into their Santa Clarita home for the Beware the Dark Realm haunted house. The attraction will be filled with monsters, special effects and scenes based on a medieval castle. Beware the Dark Realm is an award-winning home haunt that has received both local and national accolades and the family was featured in the 2018 horror documentary “Epic Home Haunts!”’

 

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Club Fear – Twisted Manor II (Santa Clarita)
‘Club Fear – Twisted Manor does an excellent job of fitting a lot of content into such a compact carport space. The 3-car garage fits the scene nicely and makes the maze feel longer than it actually is, and the dramatic theatrical lighting and cleverly synched audio soundtrack and voiceovers add to an intimidating and unnerving ambiance. The focus on the story reflects nicely in the theming, mostly via the portraits and audio. Combine that with some fantastic monster talent who can access scares through multiple windows and different sides of the maze, and the result is another terrific offering that reinforces Club Fear’s position as a must-visit every year.’

 

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Coffinwood Cemetery (Santa Clarita)
‘Another classic of Santa Clarita, Coffinwood Cemetery has been the product of Tony Monton and his friend, Tom, for well over two decades. This is a combination yard display and mini-walkthrough covering the front yard and the garage. Arrivals will almost certainly be startled by the jarringly loud crash of thunder and dramatic lightning effects spilling illumination over the entire premises.’

 

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The Farm Haunt (Castaic)
‘The Diablo family migrated to Castaic during the California gold rush. The family found it more profitable tending to sick and deceased than mining. Elder Diablo became the local undertaker and physician, setting up shop on the bank of Castaic Creek.

‘Diablo traded services for supplies & trinkets, which he collected and displayed. The office became more of a museum than a physician’s office.
The Diablo’s only child Richard, was tasked with constructing caskets and preparing the deceased for burial. Young Richard became infatuated with death and the macabre.

‘As time went on Richard tired of building caskets, which resulted in Richard digging up recently buried bodies to reuse the caskets, dumping the bodies in Castaic Creek.

‘As the elder Diablo aged, Richard took over operations. Eventually Richard’s parents passed and Richard was free to run business as he wished, taking on the his father’s title of Dr. Diablo..

‘As time went on Dr. Diablo’s obsession with death became overwhelming. The amount of regular customers could not fulfill his lust for the deceased. Dr. Diablo began kidnapping unsuspecting miners making their way home from the Saloon. Back at the office Diablo would conduct cruel and unusual experiments, eventually dumping their remains in Castaic Creek.

‘In recent years, Dr. Diablo’s estranged cousin Dr.Smalls and remains of the Norton family, took residence in Castaic. Together with Dr. Diablo, the kidnappings and experiments continue to this day.

‘Recently there have been rumors of strange sightings down by the creek near Diablo’s… stories of the dead roaming the banks…. some say it’s cursed..

‘If you ever visit Castaic, watch your back, and stay away from Castaic Creek.’

 

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Moreno Manor (Ojai)
‘Moreno Manor is a small home haunt located in Ojai California.
For the past 16 years, the Ellisons have been decorating their yard and house for Halloween enthusiasts to enjoy. The Haunt is usually kid-friendly with limited gore. Kristy enjoys making new props every year and taking close attention to details.’

 

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Caitlin Manor Haunted House (San Bernardino)
‘Come visit the scariest place in San Bernardino … Caitlin Manor Haunted House! Over 20 horrifying rooms of horror including the Clown Room, Zombie Room, Room of Bewitchment, and the unimaginable Doll House. Full of ghouls, clowns, zombies, and classics like Michael Myers, Freddy, and Jason…you may want to write your will before entering.’

 

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Haydenville Haunter (Moreno Valley)
‘Its starting to get a little creepy around here!’

 

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Reichland Asylum – Human Roast House (Riverside)
‘Reichland Asylum is a home haunt by the creators of Human Roast House, which ran for some time in the early 2010s. Whereas Human Roast House served as more of a catch-all for a variety of horror themes and imagery, Reichland Asylum maintains more of a focus on a specific setting – a dilapidated sanitorium – as well as original characters that populate that unfortunate place. The Asylum theme begain in 2016, and the Reichland crew has offered an October production ever since, typically running on Halloween and a few days surrounding it. The haunt has also made appearances at Midsummer Scream, showcasing a short teaser version where guests met some of the asylum’s doomed inmates as well as its crazed medical staff. Admission to the October haunt is free of charge, though donations are gladly accepted.’

 

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The Haunted Shack (Torrance)
‘The Haunted Shack will resurrect its walk-through maze for Halloween 2021. In response to Covid-19, the home haunt converted to an epic yard display in 2020; with modifications to meet pandemic guidelines, it will resume something like normal operation. Guests are asked to bring at least 2 non-perishable food items, which will be distributed through a local food pantry to help local residents impacted by the pandemic.’

 

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The Haunted Rose (Whittier)
‘Spectral energy’s have been felt in the evening air around Uptown Whittier. What is the cause of this disturbance of the spirit world? You might find out at Realm of the Supernatural presented by @hauntedrosehauntedattraction @whittiermuseum October 29th, 30th and 31st in Uptown.’

 

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A Place to Scare – Cursed Creek (Burbank)
‘Set in the activity center of BCR: A Place to Grow, a non-profit charity organization that offers programs for the developmentally disabled, the haunted attraction cast its location as a haunted hospital where an over-eager nurse was far too enthusiastic about drawing blood donations. Apparently, this was a front for something even worse, as we soon encountered vampires hungry for blood straight from the source. Though obviously mounted on a limited budget, BCR: A Place To Scare exploited its location to great effect. The building provided more space than most amateur efforts can afford, and the sense of being in a real place helped immeasurably, aided by eerie lighting and ominous soundscapes that turned innocuous corridors into haunted hallways.’

 

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RC Haunt (Rancho Cucamonga)
‘We came here after we ate dinner (I know, not a good idea) and we were surprised by the long line! Our friend told us about it so we decided to give it a try given Halloween was around that time. The people working there (which I’m still not sure whether they all lived there or were family and friends) were all genuinely scary! My girlfriend was clinging on to me the entire way! Thanks RC Haunt 😉 I really really loved the fact that they used their entire house to the fullest! The pool, the backyard, the many rooms! Really well-planned out! Great use of smoke machines and lights. Definitely worth coming back next year with even more people!’

 

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Tunnel of Terror (Anaheim)
‘A world class car wash experienced with a haunted tunnel that you and loved ones will never forget all from the comfort of your own vehicle. Tunnel of Terror OC Haunted Carwash is a carefully curated experience, with ghosts and ghouls popping up throughout the wash, and special effects providing a terrifying ambiance. Participants can also expect unique surprises each night!’

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, B, and … yes! Everyone, Happiness abounds because (and I quote) ‘(t)he new episode of Play Therapy is online here via Tak Tent Radio! Ben ‘Jack Your Body’ Robinson is back to bring you Hi NRG, brutal sheets of Harsh Noise and some deep arcane Dutch tape recordings as well.’ Save your weekend in advance and stream that. ** David, Hi. I’m trying to think of a time that anyone offered me money to do anything other than write some article or review and I’m coming up with … never. You win again. ** Misanthrope, Well, who’s to say there isn’t a niche market out there for broken escorts that that guy is cannily exploiting? Ah, David returns to being the classic David if he was ever anyone else. Sigh, so sorry, man. I hope you have a great, David-unimpaired weekend. ** Bill, Ha ha, me too, naturally. Joel Peter Witkin: maybe I’m wrong but he seems like one of those artists that blows your mind when you’re 16-21 but starts to seem stagey and overly calculating once you get some actual ‘shocking’ art under your belt. A gateway artist or something. ** David Ehrenstein, Well, you have made your opinion crystal clear. ** Dominik, Hi!!! I’ve seen ‘Motel Hell’, and it is that terrible. Kind of fun though. In parts. einsam10’s hello is like a sky full of tweeting birds, so thank you. Love gathering all the home haunts in this post together in one spot and officially declaring it a city and appointing you as Mayor, G. ** Jeff J, Hi, Jeff. New to me too. I feel like ‘Titane’ will be up with subtitles at soap2day or something any second if it isn’t already. Did you see her earlier film ‘Raw’? I haven’t. Some seem to think it’s preferable. I’m inching towards the conclusion of the Joy Williams. Ooh. Really wanting to see the Haynes Velvet Underground film. The more I hear about it, the more hopeful I feel. How was it? And your new drummer? I have a weekend unexpectedly beset with a ton of work on the Haunt/game project which will eat most of it, although I am sneaking out to see a film program today — part of Festival des Cinémas Différents de Paris — consisting of short experimental films made by really young filmmakers mostly in their teens. Pretty excited about that. Have fun, bud. ** L@rstonovich, Hi, man! Oh, cool, you came back. Thanks so much for the catch-up. Okay, the first stretch of your time away sounds pretty hard for sure, but all the recent stuff sounds quite great. Kayaking! I’ve only done that once in a bay full of giant icebergs in Antarctica, and it was definitely among my tip-top life highlights. I’d love to see Criterion. Do you have my current email? denniscooper72@outlook.com? Write me there, and I’ll send you my mailing address. Very cool! New poems by you to boot! You sound great, man, and I’m so happy to know that! I haven’t read that Matthew Specktor book, but I’ll go find it. Thanks a bunch for the tip. So, so good to see you. Obviously, please hang out here if/whenever the prospect sounds like a positive thing. Love, me. ** Steve Erickson, I agree! I don’t know that film you’ve reviewed but now I will. Everyone, Mr. Erickson’s review of WHEEL OF FORTUNE AND FANTASY came out today. Your new monologue-based film idea seems most promising to me. Wow, I didn’t realise you haven’t seen your parents in so long. Crazy. ** Billy, Thanks a lot, Billy. How’s your weekend going? ** Corey Heiferman, Hey. Being a professional proofreader seems like a ticket to an early life stroke. Or at least for the ones who’ve had to work with me, ha ha. That theater fest thing sounds really exciting. Very nice. How was the feedback on your ‘script’? And, well, how was the performance? That’s very cool. My weekend will be a work-y one as a heavy deadline looms, but I’ll find some nooks and crannies somewhere in there. ** Okay. This weekend you get my annual survey of potentially great Home Haunts in SoCal aka the world’s greatest kingdom of the Home Haunt, intended both for you lucky people who are there and can partake and for you who are distanced and deprived like myself and need to feel some inspiration and longing. See you Monday.

“The fact that God was so much more lavish when He designed the lowly human mouth than the asshole makes me think must He have been a Marxist.”

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diamondthroat, 18
Charlotte

Smoke me out. Wanna get stoned and make lots of porn while my bf watches and get paid.

Guestbook of diamondthroat

diamondthroat (Owner) – Oct 11, 2021
This is such a dumb name.

diamondthroat (Owner) – Oct 10, 2021
If that’s not your thing, that’s perfectly fine, just don’t be a prick about it.

diamondthroat (Owner) – Oct 9, 2021
I take a long time to cum.

Dick Size M, Cut
Body Type Average
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dirty No
FF No
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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cantthinkofaname, 19
Berlin

I just found this site, and I really like it. Wow this seems to be the place I have been looking for my whole life. I never knew there was such a place and it opens up money earning options I never knew I had.

Guestbook of cantthinkofaname

Pesimistic – Oct 8, 2021
don’t put your dick in that

Anonymous – Oct 2, 2021
What a despicable comment. The commentator below should be ashamed. This comment is just his own human inadequacy. Yes, to be born and raised in Germany is pure happiness. It does not give anyone the right to look down on others.

Anonymous – Oct 2, 2021
nothing to eat in ukraine then the whores come to germany and think they could cheat the people here and eat our caviar

Dick Size L, uncut
Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Socially
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages Ukrainian, English
Position Versatile
Dirty No
FF Active
S&M Soft
Kissing Depends on person
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 120€
Overnight Rate 380€

 

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bounceboy, 18
Paris

Hey hi I’m brand new to Paris, I’m from the provinces and I haven’t had the opportunity to have gay sex there, so this is where I came to find out who will be the one to deflower a young guy like me and take my virgin juices deep inside they’re mouth:) I did not put up a price so that I can talk directly to the most interested gay or bisexual man who likes nice buttocks.

Guestbook of bounceboy

bounceboy (Owner) – Oct 8, 2021
What does anal chlamydia feel like?

bounceboy (Owner) – Oct 5, 2021
Have now tried some stuff here and there, interesting.

Dick Size L, uncut
Body Type Slim
Body Hair Some
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position More bottom
Dirty No
FF No answer
S&M No
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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annoyedmusician, 18
Tampa

im a twitch affiliated streamer and zombie bottom just wandering around. im a bit of a masochist when it comes to my cock as i love to feel a bit of chewing on it. im also very hyper sexual and can cum multiple times. you can use me lots anytime and anywhere but i don’t like going to others houses, more like a car sex deal

Guestbook of annoyedmusician

man_could_bi – Oct 3, 2021
Good. I’m currently in need of a personal assistant that will be receiving and distributing mails, sit for delivery, pick up document at post office to my business partners around your location and some times you will be attending meetings on my behalf with my clients, hope you can handle the position diligently?

Dick Size S, Cut
Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dirty WS only
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Safer Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 80$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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tattedsecret, 24
Palm Springs

Entertaining people is one of my many passions, friends always accuse me of making them fall in love with my many stories and own infectious magnetism. I can’t help being myself – I’m open hearted, playful, good looking and endearing. I am currently stuck down here in Palm Springs due to my ex wife being in the hospital. Its a long story but to cut to the chase I got the crap end of the stick and lost everything. I’m a upcoming rapper and freelancer trying to make some dough here so I can get the things I need to get back on my feet. I appreciate you very much and I have a good heart and my intentions are pure. I just need assistance and closed mouths don’t get fed, straight up. Speaking of closed mouths, I’m gonna need those of you who help me out to keep yours shut. Nice to meet you hope to entertain you soon.

Guestbook of tattedsecret

einsam10 – Oct 2, 2021
Hello

Graham – Oct 1, 2021
When are you gonna grow up, Noah?!?!
(Noah’s like one of those rich kids who knows his parents will always rescue him except he’s a freeloader who treats the gay world like a pawn shop and knows his ass will always bail him out.)

loads4RoundBooty – Oct 1, 2021
Two fridays ago, I spent a very drunk couple of hours making his ass make loud noises. It made my heart sing.

ASAPBrocky – Oct 1, 2021
my🧠is so sexy😻 i prob dont like u at all😁

Dick Size L, uncut
Body Type Muscular
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dirty Yes
FF No
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 50$
Overnight Rate 200$

 

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fellanamedsam, 20
London

i am especially drawn to having sex. they can be male or female. my preference is female but males do at times seem to have more idea when it comes to doing my ass which is one of my favorite experiences. i have tried many things over my young life and always go back to things being done to my ass. i like to do things with females all the time but constantly doing the same thing day in and day out looses my interest very quickly. i would like my ass to be engaged by a female and not just by males intermittently for the rest of my life. i know that’s not very possible but it’s who i am. 😂

Guestbook of fellanamedsam

fartsandsharts – Oct 7, 2021
i’m male but very fem if that helps and i would love for you to rip farts and sharts down my throat so i can’t taste what you had to eat

driptoohard – Oct 7, 2021
Hello! I am an eager woman who loves young men’s asses. Have dabbled in many asses over the years that we can discuss, but I believe I am ready to begin taking my interest in ass seriously and start a relationship with one. That’s so shallow I know but just being honest.

fellanamedsam (Owner) – Oct 4, 2021
Got my ass tongued from a guy whose mouth kind of hurt from him eating too many bugles

Dick Size L, uncut
Body Type Muscular
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dirty WS only
FF Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing No
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 100£
Overnight Rate 700£

 

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thomaschristopher, 21
Munich

I have strong listening and communication skills, and a developed emotional intelligence that any gentleman across Europe can benefit from. With my caring ear I support each of my companions’ need for emotional support and serenity. And if they need physical support, they can eat my hot clean ass. I have quite the ass. I think it would make a great addition to someone’s face.

Guestbook of thomaschristopher

Beowolf – Oct 13, 2021
You are a very, very good whore.

thomaschristopher (Owner) – Oct 10, 2021
I believe that societal collapse is occurring/near. When men begin to form communal groups, they will require therapeutic concubines to service their basic requirements. This is a niche position I would covet.

Dick Size M, uncut
Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages Korean, German, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dirty No
FF No
S&M No
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 80€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Xenofancy, 19
Minneapolis

I am a xenosexual. My human body does nothing for me, but when I have all manner of sci-fi & fantasy creatures’ bodies I get excited. Particularly those of the male persuasion.

In layman’s terms dressing up in rubbery alien gear and letting my imagination out to play in close proximity to a human being is my idea of a hot time.

I have included a reference picture of the “real” me, but you will never see that. You are welcome to download the “real” photo to your phone and bring it with you as a reminder.

Guestbook of Xenofancy

zamix – Oct 4, 2021
Before you get too excited, in the reference picture he’s the one getting the blowjob.

Dick Size M, Cut
Body Type Average
Body Hair Little
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dirty Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 200$
Overnight Rate 1600$

 

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Scarednerd, 21
Virginia Beach

I completed my high school, my GPA was 3.5. I grew up with my grandma. I was never close to my mom or dad so I was mainly grandma’s boy. I would like to get a fist up my ass not too deep though. I’ve never been fisted but I can handle my fist but I can’t reach very far so I gotta get someone to work his way up there. If you take your time you can fist me till I can’t even speak.

Guestbook of Scarednerd

Scarednerd (Owner) – Sept 27, 2021
Last night I went out to a gay club, and got picked up a 24 year old stud who I bought home. We got skunk drunk and he fisted me at least five times. I woke up this morning with his fist up my ass again. I made us breakfast then we went for a shower and once again he fisted me, pinning me against the shower glass and just pistoning my insides like there was no tomorrow. After that I went down on him which got him so excited he pushed me on the bathroom floor fisted me again. All of which is to say I have a boyfriend.

Dick Size L, uncut
Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dirty WS only
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 200$
Overnight Rate 500$

 

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spunk_me, 21
Minsk

if you want until death relationship its me.. i will care you loved you and fuck yuo until death but if you want to fuck for funny fuck yourselve and keep your money.

don’t be old.

Guestbook of spunk_me

JIMBLO – Oct 2, 2021
I’ve never sucked a cock, I don’t know how to start, but I am desperate to try to suck you to completion.

a-family-can-be-seven-husbands – Sept 30, 2021
This fucking twink straight up rearranged his pj top so that more of his collarbone was showing on one side and he reALLY THINKS HE’S SLICK?????? id die for him

fle-2 – Sept 21, 2021
A kind a caring boy that is willing to do what a bear wants.

Dick Size M, uncut
Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Belarusian, Russian, English
Position Versatile
Dirty No
FF No
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 200€

 

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N3M4Nj4, 20
Novi Sad City

Hello our fellow LGBTQ+ community
We are gym bros (friends, not brothers lol)
N3M4NJ4 are about to cause quite disturb in the alley
The gays loves us and we love them
Shout out to our gay friend Jovan who is gay

Guestbook of N3M4Nj4

boytoyskype – Oct 8, 2021
Hello there guys. I am a 23 year old Canadian and I have been tasked by my boyfriend to please men over Skype in one on one cam sessions. This is all part of his plan for me to become a hyper sexual boytoy. In order to do this he wants me to play with and use my cock as much as possible on a daily basis. And so he came up with this idea for me do so while having sex with hot men over Skype through one on one cam sessions. During these one on one cam sessions, you would have complete control over my cock and can instruct me to do whatever you want with it. If you are interested in taking part in this then feel free to send me a message. I can then give you my Skype contact and then we can take things from there.

Piss4Faggots – Oct 6, 2021
You guys are way too expensive but if you want to earn some pocket money hit me up and lets make a plan when and where to make you drink my piss.

Dick Size XL, uncut
Body Type Muscular
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Serbian, English
Position Versatile
Dirty No
FF Active/Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Prefer not to say
Hourly Rate 400$
Overnight Rate 3000$

 

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Schizophrenic, 18
Berlin

Hi my name is Schizo! My company and/or ONLY my ass, at your home, for you! (I legally cannot drive so you would have to pick me up). Regularly available, mainly Thurs/Fri through to Sun (or Mon/Tues if the Tina is good).

Guestbook of Schizophrenic

Bruce999 – Oct 8, 2021
His ass is ker-azy! It’s like the Mariana Trench! And it’s poz as hell! It made me go insane. Now I am post-sane!

Bruce999 – Sept 23, 2021
Thanks guys!!! I will start filling him with loads from this Thursday.

PupLucca – Sept 23, 2021
7 days and you’ll be protected as long as you take it daily

Bruce999 – Sept 23, 2021
I just started PrEP, how many days do I have to wait for the PrEP to take effect? I’m in my 5th day, and I need to dump my cum in this escort ASAP.

Schizophrenic (Owner) – Sept 22, 2021
I am ok with food being shoved up my ass. With eating food or drinking liquids out of my ass. My greatest wish is to eat my own ass. And much more!

leader666 – Sept 18, 2021
There’s a porn of him getting plowed on UKMonsterDick’s OnlyFans that is gold standard, in my view, with a shot that capture that massive cock actually pulsing in the act of delivering the load. Hard to arrange cinematically, no doubt, because the camera has to be at just the right angle, the lighting has to be perfectly set, and the anatomy has to be at the sweet point where just enough of the right area is visible so that we can see it swell and contract as it pumps fluid. Rare to see, but when it happens, it’s exhilarating, because there’s absolutely no way to fake that. You’re watching a breeding take place.

Dick Size L, uncut
Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages German, English
Position Bottom only
Dirty No
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 120€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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Fuckingfuckingfuckfuck, 21
Reno

I enjoy getting fucked but I never, ever make it easy. I make you tops work for it. I’m the hardest fuck you’ll ever get. I won’t get fucked by just anyone. If you want to fuck me, find a way. And I mean now and not in two weeks.

Guestbook of Fuckingfuckingfuckfuck

MitchiBabexxx – Oct 9, 2021
I need to see a face pic – unless you are a headless torso, in which case you have my deepest sympathy.

Dick Size L, Cut
Body Type Muscular
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dirty No
FF No
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 50$
Overnight Rate 200$

 

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RuinMe, 19
Macon

Coming to term with the fact that I am a short, skinny, pathetic excuse for a man and can’t get hard. I want to be you. Cocky and self assured. Takes what you want and feels a sense of entitlement. But I never can. I don’t have any self respect. Hence I’ll let someone cruel fuck me up for $5000. As long as there’s no marks left on my face you can punch me, kick me, burn me, whip me, degrade me, piss on me – anything you want. The older, weirder, and more hateful you are, the better.

Guestbook of RuinMe

CC2596 – Oct 9, 2021
You are so cool💁‍♂️

RuinMe (Owner) – Oct 7, 2021
I’m also a horny lustful, cock and cum crazed bitch, with a watery mouth, long joystick legs, balls like a chew toy, hungry for as much cocks as my gaping ass could take, taking double and triple anal penetration, getting my nasty hole madly torn apart, being brainwashed into the most boring-ass brainless cock pocket who’s not even aware how under control he is (because realizing would not be productive).

RuinMe (Owner) – Oct 5, 2021
Make that $10,000

RawDoctor – Oct 4, 2021
Im neurosurgeon
Wealthy I have my own clinic
Love to beat the shit out of boys then give them gifts to shut them up
My dick has never been harder

RuinMe (Owner) – Oct 4, 2021
I have anxiety disorder so socializing is impossible for me. I’m also a leftist.

gzook – Oct 2, 2021
Pain is weakness leaving the body.

Dick Size S, Cut
Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dirty Yes
FF Passsive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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ElliottDanks, 23
Norfolk

I learned when I was age 12 that my asshole is my main entrance and my mouth is just the servants entrance for food and water. The fact that God was so much more lavish when He designed the lowly human mouth than the asshole makes me think must He have been a Marxist.

Hi my name’s Elliott Danks and as you can from my pictures I’m always baked and horny and I have an OnlyFans account called FuzzyTrunk. I’m being forced transitioned into a female by my homophobic thug BF and I like huge black dicks but not only.

Guestbook of ElliottDanks

thehumblebrock – Oct 10, 2021
I’m the BF. Every hire helps pay for the future operations that will let him blossom into the woman I deserve to have. Thanks for your support.

ElliottDanks (Owner) – Oct 10, 2021
Guys like you are why I stopped fucking white men.

TheTwinkTrouncer – Oct 10, 2021
I had Elliott Danks last year before he started growing tits and ever since I’ve had this recurring dream where I’m having the buccal mucosa surgically removed from my mouth and replaced with his anal membranes.

Dick Size XL, uncut
Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dirty No answer
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 60$
Overnight Rate 90$

 

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hereforthe, 18
Malmo

My partner recently came to understand that she’s asexual and wants me to have sexual interaction with third persons to meet my needs and I’m straight but hey what the hell my guard’s down.

Guestbook of hereforthe

hereforthe (Owner) – Sept 28, 2021
Btw I think you might need to give me something to drink first. I might need to spend all afternoon with you first and swallow every drink you can give me.

hereforthe (Owner) – Sept 27, 2021
Straight my ass. We have prostrates too you know.

Fuck_strong – Sept 27, 2021
Straight my ass.

thosesummernights – Sept 26, 2021
If I see this fucking twink it’s on sight

Dick Size L, uncut
Body Type Muscular
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Swedish, English
Position Versatile
Dirty No answer
FF No answer
S&M No answer
Kissing Depends on person
Safer Sex Prefer not to say
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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Seductive_Force, 19
District Of Columbia

Get your ass ready for my big hands. Red is my favourite skin color!

Horny twink who likes to spank to slap & to spit on an ass, also pissing on an ass drives me crazy horny.

At my spankings we take the time to chat, have a drink, smoke, all that before the evenings become 100% ass.

It is my absolute number one life love to see an ass red like an apple 🍎

CHEMS is completely expected, but if I see a syringe it goes in my arm right away hehe

**Previous applicants need not apply**

Guestbook of Seductive_Force

AmenableGuy – Oct 8, 2021
Well, I hired him and I didn’t die and I still have a boner so here we are.

Robim – Oct 4, 2021
Mentally ill dysfunctional. Lives about 40 mins from the city. Creep trying to fulfill the vacuity of my existence. Unscrupulous. You get me, I am a mess.

Dick Size L, uncut
Body Type Average
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Top only
Dirty No answer
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Safer Sex Always
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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i_am_cute_but, 24
Abilene

Not ever sure what to stay here but I’m a Straight boy who’s very very interested in forced FEMINIZATION!!!! This HAS to be real and understand im ONLY looking for girl/bitch/sex. You are chilling maybe smoking and drinking beers and blowing smoke in my face and I will be your to do with a your PLEASE. I will sign over may boy stuff to allow you to do a you wish with it. I have planned for this for years!!!

Guestbook of i_am_cute_but

i_am_cute_but (Owner) – Oct 9, 2021
Please spare me your damn blow job requests. As if I spent two hours doing my hair to experience something that would take me 5 minutes with my hand!

Dick Size M, Cut
Body Type Average
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dirty No answer
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 60$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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secret-personality, 23
Darmstadt

I have been made to do a series of hardcore hypnosis sessions to serve gay men better and proudly: no shame, no heterosexual centricity, no self respect. The hypnotist was someone I thought was heterosexual and a good friend who told me hypnosis would help me concentrate on schoolwork. I’m still very angry at him for the deception, but I’ve come to fully accept the new me and am grateful for the mind programming. That said, I’m still happily engaged to my girlfriend and we have great sex.

Shorter story: My cock is a slob and I need some *money*.

That’s my bio.

Guestbook of secret-personality

25cmhuii – Oct 8, 2021
I normally like guys with nice beautiful buttocks. But after hiring this guy I can say I also like bland buttocks.

secret-personality (Owner) – Oct 3, 2021
The other sad part was I looked up the pornstar. The State of Florida listed his address on their website. When I looked it up on Streetview it was really sad. If you think famous pornstars are all living the high life – it’s not like that.

RawTop – Oct 3, 2021
Word to the wise – no one pays to do porn (other than maybe paying your way to get there). And none of the websites pay anywhere close to $3,500 for a scene.

secret-personality (Owner) – Oct 3, 2021
This morning a guy hit me up and conned me into paying $750 up front to be in a porn scene with a famous twink porn star on the promise that I’d be paid $3,500 when the scene was done. The guy had even sent him a pic of the pornstar’s driver’s license as proof. But when I got to the hotel, no one was there.

Dick Size L, uncut
Body Type Average
Body Hair Some
Smoker Socially
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages German, Polish, English
Position Versatile
Dirty No
FF No
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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ThingsChange, 23
Paris

We are two transsexuals, we are born with a vagina and we identify as a man, we are a trans man. We are totally different from what you can see in other places. We have a natural vagina that will make you explode and authentic style male voice.

Guestbook of ThingsChange

Elijah – Oct 10, 2021
Pronouns: pay/me💳💸

UNiiQORN – Oct 10, 2021
Lets blow up the cis-teme 🔥 💥

Dick Size No answer
Body Type Muscular
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages French, Czech, Spanish, Italian, English
Position Bottom only
Dirty No
FF Active/Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 400€
Overnight Rate 2000€

 

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Guhh, 19
Essex

Me dad a mayor of grays Essex
He homophobic
Know that i whore or gay he don’t know

Guestbook of Guhh

Guhh (Owner) – Oct 9, 2021
I love cooking (especially meatloaf and cake)

openyours – Oct 5, 2021
Real

kay2k – Oct 5, 2021
Fake

Dick Size M, uncut
Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dirty Yes
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 90£
Overnight Rate 180£

 

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BrokenPerson101, 22
Manchester

I’m basically a completely broken and messed up person.

My job is to be my broken self and unable to care for myself or function at all.

Your job is to take me in and firmly keep me down so I don’t get better.

But nothing too heavy I just can’t do the hard kink anymore.

The rest of the time I’ll just be unneeded and out of the way.

Keep me down but don’t make me worse.

Sorry if this is weird but it’s just the reality of the situation and I wouldn’t want it any other way.

Guestbook of BrokenPerson101

Cumswap – Oct 2, 2021
I’m a lawyer and if he signed a contract I’m afraid he’s going to have to eat it. Btw I’ve seen the video, and you can tell him I’m sorry for his troubles but it is very, very fucking hot.

JohnWestmoore – Oct 2, 2021
First of all I have moved this boy into my house and he is off the market. Secondly, and I’m sorry if this is a bit of a downer but I’m wondering if anyone might have any ideas or advice. About 3 months ago, the boy filmed a porn scene when the video shoot basically turned into sexual assault. He was extremely intoxicated, to the point where he believes he wasn’t able to consent to continue. The scene was brutal and abusive and he has no memory of the events themselves, just the way they made him feel.

At first, it didn’t seem like the scene was going to be released but then a week after filming, he received a call asking where to send the check. He was homeless at the time and although he was horrified that the worst experience of his entire life was going to be released on video for people to jerk off to, he didn’t feel like he had the option to say no. After all, he had signed a contract.

Last night I watched it. It was horrifying. This is a video of a boy who was going thru the most difficult period of his life being raped while people with cameras facilitated his on-screen sexual assault. I want to take legal action on his behalf but I don’t have any idea how to even go about taking them to court. What sort of attorney would even take a case like that?

BrokenPerson101 (Owner) – Sept 26, 2021
I’m not very hairy but yes I do have a little hair on my body. Which is very normal for a human, why do most people always expect me to be 100% smooth?

Dick Size L, uncut
Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dirty WS only
FF Passive
S&M No answer
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 80£
Overnight Rate 350£

 

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Iammeyouareyou, 20
Puerto Padre

1: I seek marriage with a submissive billionaire between the ages of 18 and 40 years !!!

2: Female behavior and female clothes are unacceptable !!!

3: His clothing style must always be heterosexual !!! In spring when it’s warm enough and in summer every day he must wear fresh boxer shorts, fresh t-shirts and fresh short pants. In autumn and winter every day he must wear fresh boxer shorts, fresh sweaters and fresh jeans !!!

4: Body hair is undesirable !!! Exception are arms and legs. However, arm and leg hair must be shortened !!!

5: He should be very ticklish. On a scale of 1 for almost not ticklish up to 10 for extremely ticklish he must be at least 8 !!!

Guestbook of Iammeyouareyou

Curvymale – Oct 5, 2021
Suck my cock, lick your butt, twist and suck your nipples. Lick and suck your feet and hands. Sniff poppers. Get fucked. Be a piggy bottom. Open your ass completely. Explore your rectum. Kiss with me and swallow my load. Smell like a gas pump. Let go. Moan. Let your body be noisy. Keep your tongue hanging out. Thank you.

Dick Size XL, uncut
Body Type Muscular
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages Spanish, English
Position Top only
Dirty Yes
FF Active
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

 

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