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DC’s 12th annual Bûche de Noël Beauty Pageant

 

‘The earliest recipe of the Bûche de Noël shows up in Pierre Lacam’s 1898 Le memorial historique et géographique de la pâtisserie. The earliest mention however is a couple of years earlier in Alfred Suzanne’s 1894 La cuisine anglaise et la pâtisserie where he notes in passing that it is (was?) the specialty of a certain Ozanne, presumably his friend Achille Ozanne (1846-1898). Of course we have no idea of what this looked like. An article in the French newspaper Figaro adds an interesting tidbit (see Pierre Leonforte, “La bûche de Noël : une histoire en dents de scie,” Figaro, 17 December 2000): according to Stéphane Bonnat, of chocolatier Félix Bonnat her great grandfather’s recipe collection from 1884 contains a recipe for a roll cake make with chocolate ganache. Admittedly she makes no claim to this being the first bûche de Noël.

‘One of the famous stories about this French dessert is associated with Napoleon Bonaparte of France. He issued a proclamation, as per which, the people of Paris were ordered to close the chimneys of their houses, during winters. It was thought that entry of cold air into the houses was causing spread of illnesses and the proclamation was aimed at prevention of such diseases. It was during this time that Buche de Noel or yule log cake was invented in Paris. As use of hearths was prohibited, they needed some sort of traditional symbol that can be enjoyed with family and friends during the festive season that falls in winter. Thus, this cake became a symbolic substitution around which the family could gather for storytelling and other holiday activities.

‘It makes sense that the cake, like so many other Christmas traditions (think Santa, decorated Christmas trees, Christmas cards, etc) dates to the Victorian era, to a time of genteel, bourgeois domesticity. In France, in particular, a certain romantic image of peasant traditions had become part of the story the French told themselves about themselves and while the average Parisian bourgeois could hardly be expected to hoist logs into their 4th floor apartment, they could at least show solidarity for their country cousins by picking up a more manageable bûche at the local pâtisserie. That the result was a little kitsch fit the middle class sensibility too.’ — collaged

 

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This year’s candidates

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N’oublie pas mon petit soulier (Lutetia, Paris)
‘How about going for Lutetia Paris yule log for this Christmas 2021? This year, for this Christmas at the prestigious hotel, chef Nicolas Guercio came up with an original yule log called “N’oublie pas mon petit soulier”.

‘Of course, this name refers to the famous French song “Petit Papa Noël”. It is a nod at chef Nicolas Guercio’s childhood who got a mandarin left in his shoes on Christmas Eve. He wished to pay tribute to this family tradition by putting it in an elegant shoe.

‘This sublime yule log is not only beautiful to look at, it is also a feast for sore taste buds. It is based on light mandarin mousse encasing moist gluten-free chocolate cake and dark chocolate crunch. It also features delicious mandarin orange crème brûlée, 64% Valrhona dark chocolate mousse and mandarin jelly to perfect it all.’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
Starts 19 November 2021

LOCATION
Hôtel Le Lutetia
45 Boulevard Raspail
75006 Paris 6

PRICES
Bûche pour 6 personnes: €95

 

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Luge de Noël (Hôtel de Crillon, Paris)
‘For this Christmas 2021, Hôtel de Crillon pastry chef Matthieu Carlin takes us down memory lane with a sleigh-shaped yule log. Like him, if Christmas makes you think about snowy slides and a crackling fire in the fireplace, you have landed at the right place.

The Hôtel de Crillon yule log is based on a dark chocolate structure, hazelnut dacquoise cake and roasted and salted Piedmont hazlenuts for the crunch, cottage cheese mousse for a soft and round texture, the whole tpped with yellow lemon marmalade and crémeux to make it fresh and sour. Some dulce de leche in the middle to complete the creation with an indulging touch. Incredible gustatory feelings ahead!’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
Starts 1 December 2021

LOCATION
Hôtel de Crillon
10 place Concorde
75008 Paris 8

PRICES
La bûche 6-8 pers.: €90

 

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La Cuillère à Miel (Shangri-La Hotel, Paris)
‘Among the magnificent yule logs by palaces and major hotels, here is Maxence Barbot’s for Shangri-La Hotel Paris. For his second Christmas at the palace, the pastry chef has come up with a crazy creation yule log named “La Cuillère à Miel” [The Honey Spoon]. Why this name? Simply because the bee was the symbol of the Bonaparte family that used to own the place, like with the master of the place, Prince Roland Bonaparte.

‘What about flavors? Maxemnce Barbot shines a light on his Breton background and serves a yule log mixing honey and buckwheat. Therefore, the inside is filled with chopped raw hazelnuts and crunchy buckwheat. The glazing is made of dark chocolate and displays magnificent and sparkling curves. Each disc of the spoon is made of an entremets filled with layers of buckwheat honey mousse, Joconde cake sprinkled with Piedmont hazelnut and buchwkeat. Add to this a nice and fresh touch with candied yellow lemon, and this is heaven.

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 1 December 2021 to 25 December 2021

PRICES
La Bûche 8/10 personnes: €108

RECOMMENDED AGE
For all

 

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Naraé Kim Yule log (Park Hyatt Paris-Vendôme)
‘Inspired by the subtle blend of French classicism – Naraé Kim is a great lover of France. She has spent the vast majority of her career in France, and has notably cut her teeth at the Cheval Blanc hotel in Courchvel, among others – and the contemporary style that characterizes the prestigious establishment on the Place Vendôme, the young Chef has reinterpreted, in a sublime way, the traditional log in the shape of a wooden log.

‘Attached to the concepts of realism and minerality in pastry making, Naraé signs a slightly sweet creation that is just as balanced in the visual as in the flavors. The heart of the log is composed of a chocolate cookie, on which are placed a few candied amarena cherries coated with a light vanilla whipped cream. An ethereal dark chocolate mousse goes well with whipped cream, and the whole is placed on a spicy Christian with crispy speculos.

‘To perfect the illusion of reality, Naraé delicately drew on the cream icing the veins of a driftwood branch – forged by currents and tides – enriched with fresh foam made of chartreuse jelly infused with apple and with lemon, and young green shoots like a rebirth of nature.’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 14 December 2021 to 30 December 2021

LOCATION
Park Hyatt Paris-Vendôme
5 Rue de la Paix
75002 Paris

PRICES
80 euros for 6-8 people

 

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Christmas trunk Christmas Buche (DisfraZZes, Bordeaux)
‘For the purchase of this product made before 12/31. One size fits all mouths. Multicolored Christmas trunk Christmas yule log 25 cm. Catalan tradition of Christmas day which consists of putting the tió halfway in the hearth and it is ordered to “shit” by beating it with sticks and singing songs. Delicious, chocolate! Ideal for the Christmas party. Do you discover you will have a magic touch!’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 14 December 2021 to 31 December 2021

LOCATION
DisfraZZes
Bordeaux

PRICES
35 euros for 6-8 people

 

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Epi d’hiver (La Scène, Paris)
‘Epi d’hiver – winter ear – this is the name of this atypical yule log giving pride of place to old wheats. It is based on caramelized crumble dough crunch made with Roland Feuillas’s flours, fluffy bread cake, natural rye yeast crémeux and toasted bread mousse. The yule log is then covered with a very thin layer of glaze to give it a nice and golden color.

‘“When I discovered the Khorasan wheat and its very indulging taste, it clicked, I needed to make a cake out of it. Very flavorful, this old wheat brings a lot of natural sweetness to the yule log”, Pierre Chirac states.

‘To keep this creation spotless, Stephanie Le Quellec and Pierre Chirac came up with a superb wooden box made of poplar and inspired by Roland Feuillas’s bread cellars: the yule log cellar!’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 1 October 2021 to 30 December 2021

LOCATION
La Scène
32 Avenue Matignon
75008 Paris 8

PRICES
Bûche signature: €95

 

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Totem (Benoit Castel, Paris)
‘For these Holidays, patissier-baker Benoit Castel plays the originality card again by presenting his Totem yule log, created in partnership with French design icon matali crasset.

‘Made by hand, this yule log cannot be more homemade. It is based on almond crunch paired with soft almond cake. Its core is made of almond and orange blossom crémeux, honey caramel insert and light cold-infused cream with cocoa bean peels, to cover it all.

‘Note 3 more delicious yule logs are available: chocolate, praline and exotic citrus fruits. Tasty handmade yule logs based on quality ingredients, well sources, and including Tonka bean and Madagascan vanilla, it is a big yes for us.’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 1 December 2021 to 31 December 2021

LOCATION
Benoit Castel
72 Rue Jean-Pierre Timbaud
75011 Paris 11

PRICES
Bûches classiques: €45
Pour 6-8 personnes: €50

 

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Bonbon Noël (Maison Dalloyau, Paris)
‘For his signature yule log, Jérémy Del Val offers us to travel back in time. Enjoy the Poire d’Amour! Looking like a funfair candy, this yule log is a mix of vanilla, caramel, pear and pecan. It is just crazy! We love the chocolate stick made of pecan praline that can be gladly enjoyed at the end of the meal.

‘Composition: double vanilla (Madagascar and Tahiti) mousse, caramel, pear compote flavored with Forest Pepper, soft pecan cake, pecan crunch, covered in thin white chocolate shell. The stick is to be enjoyed after the log, pecan praline, Breton shortbread covered in blond chocolate.’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
On 3 December 2021

LOCATION
Salon de thé Dalloyau
101, Rue du Faubourg Saint-Honoré
75008 Paris 8

PRICES
Bûche Pomme d’Amour pour 8: €89

 

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La Bûche de Noël 2021 (Four Seasons Hotel George V, Paris)
‘This year again, Four Seasons Hotel George V yule log 2021 by chef Michael Bartocetti is one of the most original yule logs in Paris. To book for Christmas eve dinner, it will undoubtedly cause a sensation on your table and in the mouth.

‘For the Holidays, the chef has been inspired by the graphic shapes of pastry pipping techniques. At first, it looks simple, as if pipped but you have to know this was a genuine creative challenge. To get this beautiful and graphic yule log, as elegant as clean, it was a truly thorough work.

‘Of course, it is not simply beautiful, it is also very tasty. Worried about shining a light on local producers, the chef has decided to work with cocoa roaster and chocolate-maker Nicolas Berger whose factory is set in Île-de-France to get the best of chocolates. The yule log is made of 5 layers each revealing a flavor or texture taking your taste buds to a universe both surprising and deliciously regressive.

‘Let us start with the first spoonful making us discover Gwell, this fermented Breton milk with sour and lactic flavors infused with Espelette pepper to shake things up. Then, we move to the smooth pecan and Sobacha (roasted buckwheat) praline for a grilled hint.

‘To intensify these flavors, a chocolate crunch with kasha, salt flake and fluffy buckwheat flour cake and cocoa brings some crunch. Add to this a 65% Peruvian dark chocolate mousse to bind all the flavors, with a bit of Espelette pepper in the chocolate ganache adorning the masterpiece with shiny and bright reflections.’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 1 December 2021 to 31 December 2021

LOCATION
Hôtel George V
31 Avenue George V
75008 Paris 8

PRICES
Bûche 10 personnes: €125

 

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Festive (Plaza Athénée, Paris)
‘Through this lovely creation shaped like a big Christmas bulbs reveals a fir tree forest honoring cocoa. As a matter of fact, together, the chefs have decided to work cocoa as a whole, using everything that makes the cocoa pod: from the nibs (roasted and chopped cocoa bean) to the mucilage (the white pulp around the beans), to the cascara and the bean of course. Like a surprise to discover the yule log is to open from the top to discover the forest.

‘Inside hides a delicious chocolate cake twisted with musicale confit and served with a delicious old-fashioned Madagascan chocolate mousse. The crunch of praline is enhanced by the cocoa nibs to bring more texture and features to the dessert. A sweet touch is brought by homemade blond caramelized chocolate, very creamy, that immediately melts in the mouth. The whole is coated in a cloud of milk chocolate mousse infused with cascara (the envelop wrapped around the bean).

‘And to create a genuine moment of sharing and conviviality, “Festive” can be served by the spoon, like an indulging mousse or tiramisu. Here is a wonderful, indulging and light discovery, filled with flavors to beautifully end your Christmas meal.’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 6 December 2021 to 26 December 2021

LOCATION
Hôtel Plaza Athénée
25 avenue Montaigne
75008 Paris 8

PRICES
Bûche pour 6 personnes: €115

 

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Racine (The Peninsula, Paris)
‘This year, Peninsula Paris pastry chef Anne Coruble and executive chef David Bizet unveil a surprise yule log honoring apple. As a nod to Normandy, where they both grew up.

‘Racine, so is the name of this exquisite yule log, shaped like an apple tree branch. For this yule log, both chefs intended to work with raw ingredients to remind – when tasting time has come – visual and olfactory memories of a wooden wilderness, recognizable to the apple trees in gardens and the fire crackling in the fireplace.

‘Under the sculpted chocolate shell hides an original entremets. You only have to lift the shell to discover the famous entremets based on roasted apple tree leaf infused vanilla ganache, raw milk and Madagascan chocolate crémeux smoked with apple tree wood, creamy apple caramel covering some crunchy cocoa cake.’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 1 December 2021 to 31 December 2021

LOCATION
The Peninsula Paris
19 Avenue Kléber
75116 Paris 16

PRICES
6 à 8 personnes en commande 72h avant min: €98

 

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Forêt Mont-Blanc (Maison Angelina, Paris)
‘If you like varying pleasures, then discover the new and very beautiful signature yule log by Maison Angelina for the Holidays 2021. Head to the Christmas forest with the “Forêt Mont-Blanc” yule log available in limited eidtion. Here is a flavorful mix of chestnut cream and pistachio. The core is made of crunchy meirngue, pistachio insert sprinkled with small meringues and Cape gooseberries. A treat for the eyes and taste buds likely to make children and adults melt with pleasure.’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 1 December 2021 to 26 December 2021

LOCATION
Angelina Rivoli
226 Rue de Rivoli
75001 Paris 1

PRICES
€59 for the “Bûche Mont-Blanc” serving 6 to 8 people.

 

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La vie en rose (Jean-Paul Hévin, Paris)
‘This lovely pinky log is based on flourless dark chocolate cake, caramelized pepper and vanilla crème brulée and Peru Grand Cru dark chocolate mousse.’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
Starts 1 December 2021

LOCATION
Boutique Jean-Paul Hévin
231, rue Saint-Honoré
75001 Paris 1

PRICE
€43 serves 6!

 

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Bûche de Noël 2021 (Trianon Palace, Versailles)
‘Trianon Palace Versailles pastry chef Eddie Benghanem has been delighting us with his Christmas creations for years. After a magnificent and delicious yule log hidden under a fantasy tree trunk, the chef had fun this year with this Christmas turkey!

‘He said, “this year, it is the turkey that cooks the Christmas dinner”. And there he goes, telling us another and fun Christmas story. Like a little sketch, the chef delivers a crazy composition, so crazy we do not know where to start. The turkey, standing on the casserole dish, with vegetables as sides, and a stove under the dish… This Christmas dessert by Eddie Benghanem is incredibly complete, which is the very basics for this generous pâtissier.

‘We are intrigued. Is the casserole dish the dessert? No, it is made of chocolate (edible, then), and fascintaing because of the reflections created thanks to the professional coating. But the yule log is not far. It is actually the stove, smaller, and hidden under the dish, but to present apart if you wish. This yule log, serving 6 to 8, is a pure invitation to regression with child-frienly ingredients.

‘”Chocolate mousse from one’s childhood” chocolate mousse, Tahitian and Bourbon vanilla cream, cake, praline hazelnut crunch, roasted flour to give body and intensity, “and that is all!”, the chef tells us. The secret to his praline? A long roasting time, at low temperature. And we are charmed! Each bite stops time and invites us to relax and enjoy!’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 1 December 2021 to 31 December 2021

LOCATION
Trianon Palace Versailles A Waldorf Astoria Hôtel
1 Boulevard de la Reine
78000 Versailles

 

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Bûche de Noël 2021 (Hotel Burgundy, Paris)
‘The yule log 2021 of the Hotel Burgundy is a wonder. Young chef Pierre-Jean Quinonero has outdone himself by delivering a yule log shaped like a candle and flavored with beewax. The young chef created the molds himself, designing an impressive candle holder. A massive piece of work that makes the chef very proud, showing the image he wants to give to the restaurant’s desserts. All the more so as flavors are here for this yule log!

‘Like Pascal Hainigue before him, his yule log pays tribute to bees. A delicate tribute since the chef worked with beewax in his preparations, delivering sweet and floral flavors to the yue log. The cake is an uncommon trompe l’oeil making us like by the fireplace. Topping hazelnut cake with hazelnut praline shavings, enjoy beewas mousse, wax-vanilla cream infusion and clementine marmalade for a fresh hint, very balanced.

‘The idea for this yule log is to serve a candle to each guest, namely a total of 10. Very clever, Pierre-Jean came up with candles of different sizes to serve guests a slice depending on their appetite. Although the yule log is very indulging in the mouth, it is very morish! One loves how soft and sweet the cake is, and it is so comforting. If you feel tempted, you can have a taste in individual size before ordering it!’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 15 December 2021 to 26 December 2021

LOCATION
Le Burgundy
8 Rue Duphot
75001 Paris 1

PRICES
Part individuelle: €12

 

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Bois d’Atlantique (The Royal Monceau-Raffles, Paris)
‘Bois d’Atlantique, so is the name of his signature yule log inspired by driftwood. Quentin Lechat delivers a yule log based on soft and fresh flavors, a genuine ode to his native Brittany and Christmas nights with his family. Note this yule log is made by hand. This is why each sample will be numbered because there will be no identical cake.

‘”I traditionally celebrate Christmas in Brittany, by the fire. The morning, before starting a day of feast, I go for a run on the beach or I surf. At this time of the year, there is many pieces of driftwood. This is what inspired this Christmas cake shaped like a piece of driftwood called ‘Bois d’Atlantique'”, the chef states.

‘What is inside this yule log? Chestnut and lemon! Imagine this mix made of a delicious chestnut mousse and delicate Tahitian vanilla whipped ganache, with a delicious smooth core made of chestnut cream. This visual and gustatory contrast is enhanced with a thin layer of candied lemon caviar for a fresh and fizzy note. This delicate dessert also includes pieces of driftwood made of chocolate mendiants for an extended delight for coffee time!

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 20 November 2021 to 31 December 2021

LOCATION
Le Royal Monceau Raffles Paris
37 Avenue Hoche
75008 Paris 8

PRICE
€250

 

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Trompe-l’oeil Hive Frame (Hotel Prince de Galles, Paris)
‘Foodies in town already are familiar with Tristan Rousselot, the very talented pastry chef of the Parisian palace. They are aware that every year, they shall expect the unexpected! This is how Tristan Rousselot delivers a trompe-l’oeil yule log, a hive frame displaying mouthwatering honeycombs. From the outside, the illusion is perfect. But this is also a marvelous gustatory experience if you feel like eating this creation.

‘Picture this: almond and praline crunch, Trocadero honey cake, propolis cremeux, vegetal resin and wax made by bees, as well as vanilla and lemongrass mousse. If you thought this honey-inspired yule log is very sweet, you are wrong! This creation is perfectly balanced and invite you to enjoy never-before-seen pairings all with lightness and freshness! Perfect to close a hearty Christmas meal. The yule log is available in limited edition, to order and also available by the slice for €20 at the 19.20 bar.’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 18 December 2021 to 3 January 2022

LOCATION
Hôtel Prince de Galles
33 Avenue George V
75008 Paris 8

PRICES
Bûche Alvéole 6-8 personnes: €95

 

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Bûche Giardino (Maison Ladurée, Paris)
‘Among yule logs by great houses and top chefs, here is Maison Ladurée’s. This year, the Bristol former pastry chef Julien Alvarez – who took over the iconic house – comes up with a sophisticated collection created in partnership with jeweler Mellerio. As an outcome, fantastic creations with spellbinding flavors!

‘This year, discover a creation showing this harmonious union between the art of jewelry and pastry. The Bûche Giardino yule log has everything of a jewel and is a must on your table. A wonderful occasion to surprise your guests with this creation as beautiful as tasty.

‘Its lightness and refreshing flavors, low in sugar, are the perfect final touch after a hearty Christmas meal. Picture this: bergamot and keffir lime zest shortbread, sponge cake, lemon and lime crémeux, orange, grapefruit, clementine, yuzu and mandarin marmalade, almond milk and Madagascan vanilla mousse.’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 3 November 2021 to 31 December 2021

LOCATION
Ladurée – Champs Elysées
75 Av. des Champs-Élysées
75008 Paris 8

PRICES
Bûche de Noël 6 personnes: €75

 

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Lettre au Père Noël (Printemps du Goût, Paris)
‘Called the “Lettre au Père Noël”, this numbered yule log in limited edition has it all. Please note everything is made by hand and there are not two identical yule logs.

‘It is based on light and fresh pine tree bud mousse associated with fir tree pepper and pear confit. Add to this a few diced forest honey madeleine cakes, the whole lying on a roasted almond and Christmas spice crunchy shortbread, and there you go for a gustatory discovery!

‘Careful, there will be only 100 samples of this yule log available for €89 and serving 6. It also comes in individual size for €9.50, to delight curious people looking for yule logs to try.’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 1 November 2021 to 31 December 2021

LOCATION
Printemps du Goût
64 Boulevard Haussmann
75009 Paris 9

PRICES
La lettre au Père Noël: €89

 

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Bûche de Noël 2021 (Les Belles Perdrix, Saint-Emilion)
‘Recently arrived in Saint-Emilion after leaving the restaurant La Réserve in Paris (2 *) in order to get closer to his native Périgord, Adrien Salavert was immediately inspired by the history and traditions of Saint-Emilion.

‘He learned that very close to Saint-Emilion, in Libourne, the secretariat of Santa Claus had been sitting since 1962, where the thousands of letters written by children arrived at “1 rue du Ciel étoiles, Pôle Nord”.

‘Adrien then drew inspiration from this story to imagine a log like Santa’s letterbox, a log that is both playful, original and delicious. Its inner wall resembles a dark chocolate beggar, and inside is a stack of dessert letters delicately tied with an almond paste tie. The dessert is composed of a creamy caramel, passion fruit mousse and gingerbread.’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 1 December to 31 December 2021

LOCATION
Château Troplong Mondot/ Les Belles Perdrix
33330 Saint-Emilion

PRICE
70 €

 

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En Balade sur la Montagne Sainte-Victoire (Maison Lenôtre, Paris)
‘There is nothing like the Montagne Sainte-Victoire – a staple symbol of the regional landscape – to inspire Head of Creation Guy Krenzer and Pastry Chef Jean-Christophe Jeanson (Pastry Meilleur Ouvrier de France since 2019). A two-faceted mountain reinterpreted with two distinctive decors, on one side, powdery snow, and on the other side, a shiny chocolate glazing. The yule log features a mandarin confit and mousseline, pine nut and hazelnut praline striking with the tasty chocolate mousse. The whole paired with a delicious mandarin sorbet for a lot of freshness and lightness. It is available from December 15 for €130 serving 6 to 8 foodies.’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 1 November 2021 to 31 December 2021

LOCATION
Lenôtre – Victor Hugo
48 Avenue Victor Hugo
75116 Paris 16

PRICES
Bûche signature : €130

 

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Bronze (Lafayette Gourmet, Paris)
‘Ce hibou à la robe bronze scintillante saura retrouver sans peine le chemin vers le sapin. Chouette alors ! A l’intérieur de cette gourmandise explosive de la noisette, de la passion et de la confiture de lait. Waouh !’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 1 November 2021 to 31 December 2021

LOCATION
Lafayette Gourmet
75001 Paris 1

PRICES
Bûche : €70

 

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Pierre Hermé Signature 2021 (Pierre Hermé, Paris)
‘This year, Pierre Hermé comes up with a signature yule log pushing the limits of good food a step further. This pistachio praline creation shines a light on the natural flavors of this nut one loves so much! What we love is the pistachio comes in different textures, but low in sugar. The heart-stopping creation of the year! The exceptional version in limited edition lays on a box filled with chocolate bonbons and trees and a tree of life made of chocolate stuffed with Iranian pistachio praline.’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
Starts 29 October 2021

LOCATION
Pierre Hermé
72 Rue Bonaparte
75006 Paris 6

PRICES
Bûche Signature: €120

 

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L’éclair géant Berlingot (L’Eclair de Genie, Paris)
‘L’Éclair de Génie creates an XXL éclair-shaped Christmas log! But what exactly is this giant Yule log eclair made of? To amaze the eyes of lovers of the beautiful and the good, Christophe Adam has imagined an XXL eclair in the colors of Christmas, to literally immerse you in the atmosphere of the end of the year celebrations that you love so much. Tricolor icing adorned with green, red and snow white, sparkling stars, pearly Christmas balls and all-chocolate barley sugar topped this gigantic lightning with air choux pastry. On the flavor side, a white chocolate / pistachio ganache and a raspberry melting heart will tickle your demanding palates and literally take you back to childhood.’

DATES ET HORAIRES
À partir du 11 décembre 2020

LIEU
Galeries Lafayette Gourmet
35 Boulevard Haussmann
75009 Paris 9

PRICE
49 euros serves 8 people

 

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Build-it-yourself Gingerbread House (Pâtisserie Sébastien Gaudard, Paris)
‘To arouse one’s curiosity and taste buds, Sébastien Gaudard presents his gingerbread home, a zero waste home, 100% sustainable made in partnership with Ateliers Chutes Libres, a group of designers. Build the gingerbread home yourself thanks to a special kit including five gingerbread squares with zero waste! Both playful and indulging, it is a great gift to enjoy this winter!’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 1 November 2021 to 26 December 2021

LOCATION
Pâtisserie Sébastien Gaudard
22, rue des Martyrs
75009 Paris 9

 

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Haute Couture (Mariage Frères, Paris)
‘This year, Mariage Frères offers not one but three different yule logs to the colors of the Meilleurs Ouvriers de France. Let us discover the Haute Couture yule logs dressed in an almond veil skillfully folded and sprinkled with silver beads.

‘Blue Haute Couture yule log: The festive flavors of the NOËL Tea warm up the light chestnut cream filled with blackcurrant confit and candied chestnut chunks.

‘White Haute Couture yule log: Some light yuzu cream flavores with NOËL Tea, sprinkled with candied oranges and topped with orange marmalade.

‘Red Haute Couture yule log: The fruity flavors of a wild strawberry marmalade paired with the sweet spicy hints of the NOËL Tea and the velvety texture of the light matcha tea cream.’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 1 November 2021 to 31 December 2021

LOCATION
Mariage Frères Etoile
260, Rue du Faubourg-Saint-Honoré
75008 Paris 8

PRICES
Bûche de Noel pour 6 personnes: €65

 

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The Thousand and One Nights Log (Hôtel Royal Evian, Neuvecelle)
‘A bewitching oriental fragrance blows through this creation by Pastry Chef Stéphane Arrête. In the shape of an oriental palace under a white chocolate dome, scents of pistachio, orange and cardamom, enhanced by a grand cru chocolate from the Dominican Republic. The dome has another surprise in store: an encrustation of dried fruits composed of dates, apricots, bananas, almonds, hazelnuts and pistachios. Limited edition.’

DATES AND OPENING TIMES
1 December 1 – 15 December 15 2021

LOCATION
Hôtel Royal Evian Resort
960 Av. du Léman
74500 Neuvecelle

PRICE
90 € (6/8 pers)

 

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Sapin yule log (The Ritz, Paris)
‘This year, François Perret – the famous and talented pastry chef of the Ritz Paris – comes up with a yule log getting back to basics: chocolate and scrumptiousness. Here is a Sapin yule log, both generous and delicious. A creation likely to delight children as much as adults and for Christmas, it is a must!

‘Chocolate, praline, here are two words ringing a bell for many foodies! This yule log is based on light 72% Panama chocolate mousse that François Perret has collected the cocoa beans himself on site. Add to this a cocoa cake with caramelized almond praline, and this is heaven. All along the coating, enjoy a beautiful golden string. A golden chocolate star shines at the top.’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 4 December 2021 to 31 December 2021

LOCATION
Ritz Paris Le Comptoir
38 Rue Cambon
75001 Paris 1

PRICES
Bûche 6 personnes: €105
Bûche 10 personnes: €160

 

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Jazz 1910 de Madagascar (Alain Chartier, Vannes)
‘Buche glacée
Crème glacée Vanille de Madagascar
Sorbet Passion
Glace Caramel Tonka Cacahuètes
Dacquoise amandes’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 1 December 2021 to 29 December 2021

LOCATION
Alain Chartier
25 place des Lices
56000 Vannes

PRICES
31,20 € pour 6 personnes

 

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The Sinner (Nolinski, Paris)
‘The Sinner: expect some surprising tasting for this yule log shaped as a Christmas decoration! Yann Brys invites us to think outside the box with this creation mixing crunchy almonds and cocoa beans with moist chocolate cake, sour raspberry and roasted red bell pepper compote, as well as chocolate crémeux and 75% Cuban dark chocolate mousse. Your curiosity will be rewarded with this very indulging experience!

DATES AND OPENING TIME
From 1 December 2021 to 29 December 2021

LOCATION
Nolinski
16 Avenue de l’Opéra
75001 Paris 1

PRICES
Bûche Sinner: €95

 

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goutte d’eau (le Mandarin Oriental, Paris)
‘We are delighted to reveal Pastry Chef Adrien Bozzolo Christmas Yule Log. As a real artistic masterpiece in trompe l’oeil, the #YuleLog follows the curves of a Christmas decoration adorned with elegant red and white twisted lines.

‘This is one of the most beautiful creations of the year! Inspired by a “drop of water” Christmas bauble, dressed in elegant red and white cable patterns, Adrien Bozzolo’s Yule log has pear, yuzu and hazelnut flavors at its heart. You almost want to hang it on the tree!’

DATES ET HORAIRES
Du 20 décembre 2019 au 26 décembre 2019

LIEU
Mandarin Oriental
251 Rue du Faubourg Saint-Honoré
75008 Paris 8

TARIFS
Pour 8 personnes : 98€

 

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Bûche de Noël 2021 (Hôtel Molitor, Paris)
‘Like last year, for the yule log, hôtel Molitor and pastry chef Benoît Gressent have decided to team up with an artist. After KEF in 2020, in 2021, French artist Nebay is teaming up with the hotel’s pastry chef to create a very arty yule log.

‘Molitor’s yule log 2021 is a treat for the eye before the taste buds. A genuine visual masterpiece. And for good reason, street-artist Nebay hides behind the pastry baked by Benoît Gressent. By the way, Nebay has stayed for an artistic residency at the hotel from April to October 2021.

‘After gazing at and admiring this yule log reveals caramelized apple, lemon and caramel flavors, in mousse and brunoise version. The whole covers a cake. To coat this pastry creation and visually improve it, Nebay has come up with colorful pieces of chocolate, placed as a mosaic without forgetting to tag it thanks to the dripping technique, but chocolate version, of course.’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
On 24 December 2021

LOCATION
Molitor
13 Rue Nungesser et Coli
75116 Paris 16

PRICES
Pour 6/8 personnes: €69

 

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Le Pavé Parisien (Akrame, Paris)
‘“Le Pavé Parisien” – Creation of chef Akrame Benallal in collaboration with pastry chef Killian Le Houerou. A log with many symbols! The cobblestones of strikes and revolutions, revolts and barricades. Akrame and Killian dreamed of a Parisian log, which wants to be city and urban, by its flavors but also its history. A unique log, rare and luxurious but also simple and humble, like its creators.

‘This paving stone which represents, as its name suggests, a Parisian paving stone recalls the slogan of May 68 “under the cobblestones the beach”. The symbol of the pavement, an irregular and imperfect element, which leaves a trace and travels in time, is in perfect harmony with the log which remains eternal …

‘Akrame and Killian drew their inspiration from the History and symbols of Paris to create the visual of an authentic log, but also from mythical Parisian pastries such as the Parisian flan, the lemon meringue pie or the classic log of Christmas butter to create the flavors of Pavé Parisien.

‘Combining milk chocolate with candied lime and lime (without sucrose) quickly established itself to preserve softness and authenticity and a healthy character. Lemon buttercream mousse for indulgence, the delicate and fresh touch.’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
Starts 15 December 2021

LOCATION
Restaurant Akrame
7 Rue Tronchet
75008 Paris 8

 

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HOMMAGE À LA NATURE (Michel Reybier Hospitality, Monaco)
‘This entirely edible display of nature’s finest offerings is entirely edible, and nothing (dead leaves, chestnuts, etc.) tastes as it appears. Chef Michel Reybier has come up with yet another masterpiece!

‘The log itself is based on soft chocolate cake, rolled and filled witg whipped hazelnut and halva ganache with runny old-fashioned Piedmont hazelnut praline heart. It is coated in caramelized halzenuts and sesamed seeds laying on a crunchy bed made of milk chocolate crumble delicately seasonned with fleur de sel. Deliciously regressive, it will delight children and adults!

‘The dead leaves are based on light roll finger lady cake, filled with lemon and citron marmelade and cardamom whipped ganache. The whole is coated and softned by Valencia almond ganache. The log is set on a crunchy almond crumble. This yule log will likely delight demanding palates with more interesting flavors.

‘The nuts and seeds are is based on Iranian pistachio soaked in orange blossom water and bitter orange. Crunchy pistachio praline, and pistachio caramel heart to shake sweet-toothed’s taste buds up. The seeds and nuts are then coated in Iranian pistachios and set on bitter orange crunch. It is simple: we love it!’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
Starts 1 December 2021

LOCATION
Michel Reybier Hospitality
20 Rue de la Verrerie
Monaco

PRICES
Bûche 8-12 personnes: €300

 

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Tonneaux (Jardin de Berne, Berne)
‘Lover of the Provençal terroir and keen on chocolate, Pastry Chef Eric Raynal has imagined a log that is as generous as it is daring. Inspired by the cellars of the Château de Berne, this log is shaped like barrels that rock the wines. Composed of a chocolate coating, a fine biscuit finely enhanced by a buckwheat praline coated with a chocolate mousse. A dripping caramel comes out of the log by removing the stopper.’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
23, 24, 25 December 2021

LOCATION
Jardin de Berne
Chateau Berne
Berne

PRICE
6 people: 52 €

 

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Pistache le Renne (La Maison Seve, Hors Corse)
‘This delicious little Reindeer is called Pistache. On Pistachio, find dark chocolate mendiants and a fine dark chocolate accompanied by dried fruits (hazelnuts, almonds, pistachios) and candied fruits (orange, cranberries).

‘The particularity of Pistache le Renne is that it can be assembled yourself. In addition, this wonder is sold in its shippable gift box, in order to be able to taste it everywhere in France.’

DATES AND OPENING TIME
1 December – 25 December 2021

LOCATION
SEVE – BOUTIQUE MUSCO LIMONEST
324 allée des frènes
69760 Hors Corse

PRICE
79.59 €

 

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Buche de Noel 2021 (Pâtissier chocolatier Bouillet, Lyon)
‘This year, Mr. Bouillet’s Christmas log features a character from our favorite popular fairy tale. I would love the “timely” Cinderella cake: “hazelnut mousse, blackcurrant cream, blackcurrant compote, crunchy dried fruits, hazelnut dacquoise”.

DATES AND OPENING TIME
24 November – 25 December 2021

LOCATION
15 place de la croix rousse
69004 Lyon

PRICE
6 people: 43 €

 

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The Star Struck Holiday Ornament Masterpiece (La Maison du Chocolat, Paris)
‘As it happens every year, Nicolas Cloiseau from La Maison du Chocolat wished to dazzle us, surprise us and seduce us with a creation especially concocted for the Holidays 2021. And the price? Well, only €2,000.00!

‘Let us see the famous and unmissable exceptional chocolate piece to discover in very limited edition, only 10 pieces in the world. This year, the creation – entirely handmade – represents a Christmas tree bubl made of 69% Pure Origine Île de Sao Tomé dark chocolate, molded into two half-shperes and decorated with an accumulation of 26 bulbs of 5 different sizes.

The whole is hemstitched with 2,916 holes, pierced and decorated with stars. And this year’s big novelty is the bulb contains a LED spiral to plug in to project the drawing of the holes on the wall!

DATES AND OPENING TIME
Starts 3 November 2021

LOCATION
La Maison du Chocolat
8 boulevard de la Madeleine 75009 Paris
75 Paris

PRICE
€2,000.00

 

 

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p.s. Hey. It’s that annual day on the blog when I parade before you my picks for the best of the famous French designer Xmas cakes for this year. I will be celebrating the holiday by picking one or two of the cakes on display and splurging. You have the choice of either traveling over, if you’re not already here, and joining the feast, or admiring them and selecting your imaginary purchase(s) from afar. Or doing whatever else you wish, of course. ** David, Hi. Dude, what haven’t you done? Your life is like a pornographic giallo film come to life with a great soundtrack. And you’re still one piece. It’s nuts. Um, I’m pretty sure I cant get film4 over here unless my VPN covers your country, and I don’t think it does? But I will hunt and peck. Thanks! ** Dominik, Hi!!! Yes, that slave was a superfan. And he was obviously hoping he could pull in the Nirvana fan masters. And since I don’t recall him wanting to get snuffed or maimed or anything, I hope he did. Still on the ‘Nitram’ hunt. No, no Maunz/Sotos yet. Any minute? Nice combine there, very loving. I almost wish I was his date. Love aka Carlos feeling so selfless and saintly and lacking in good taste that he chooses Krispinius, G. ** _Black_Acrylic, Yes, until they figure this Omicron thing out, extra caution. Congrats on Leeds’s surprise turnaround! ** Tosh Berman, Hi, Tosh. I’ll get one of those three Goodis books then. I think his books are known/popular enough that the normally useless (for me) English language bookstore down the street might well carry them. And I’m heading in its very direction today. Gracias. ** Misanthrope, I’m sure Rigby’s other obsessions are more obsession-worthy. Well, dude, yeah, the more raucous and trashy the reality show, the bigger its virality. And David seems like a … what was her name … Honey Boo Boo, or, wait, that ‘Tiger’ guy in the making? Warm inside, cold outside … yum for me. Wow, your mom’s a fucking survivor. Nice going. 79, not bad, not bad. I hope I have half your mom’s spunk when I hopefully get there myself. ** Bill, Yeah, you have to hand it to realistic masks for being actually creepy. So little actually is creepy when you really think about it. Or maybe that’s just laissez faire me. Have fun at the horror festival. That sounds fun, undoubted flaws and all. ** David Ehrenstein, Goodness gracious! The adventurous 70s. That’d never happen now? Or not in Silverlake, at least. ** Will, Hi. Huh, I’ll check out that Renegade University. Thanks for reading ‘I Wished’. And, yes, may Covid join Polio in the past’s cobwebbed annals ASAP. ** Brian, Hi, B. I’ve been coming across a lot of escorts and slaves looking for total transformation lately. Something in the water, or, in their cases, I guess in the … I just this morning found an emo in the Ukraine who wants some man to transform him into a proper, uptight, uniform wearing British school boy who plays polo and that kind of stuff. You’re back in the dorm, however temporarily. Your mixed feelings make sense. I liked living in a dorm during the one year I did. It’s kind of the only part of being in university that I remember well, weirdly. Oh, how strange: I have a Yasuzo Masumura Day coming up on the blog on this coming Friday. Which films of his did you see? Oh, shit, finals. You think you’re going to ace them? I’m good. The last week … Did not get the hoped for news from the producer of Zac’s and my new film, but we’re pressing forward and maybe soon. On the other hand, this young guy we really want to play the main role in the film read the script and really loved it, so he’s on board, and that’s big. Saw a program of short experimental films about nature last night that were surprisingly all good. Bought a couple of bookshelves and am cleaning up my messy, book-scattered pad. Did a couple of ‘I Wished’ interviews. Like that there. I hope your today’s loveliness renders your school ambient. ** Right. You know today’s drill already, so I’ll leave you be. See you tomorrow.

“I don’t know what I’m doing here. Not looking for anything. The chances of us meeting even briefly are slim and the thought of anything longer is non existent. I know, insane, right? Thanks for stopping by.”

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AndySlave, 18
Hello all. I am a 18yo faggot who live in russia, work part time at a golf course doing maintenance on the equipment and buildings, and I want to leave this country and drink a piss, eat a shit, lick a boots and do all for get my life worse and heavier.

Comments

AndySlave (Owner) – Nov 24, 2021
Just call me as you want. Start with slut, sub, slave, boy, drug hole and I will take it from there.

cigarbytherocks – Nov 24, 2021
Where are the pigs🐷🐽 who like to be forced to get high? 😈💉💨🔥Write me only those and I will not waste your pathetic time 😈🔥🖕🏻🔐


 

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Masker, 20
Into realistic masks …

Once the mask goes on, my real self goes out.

Comments

RUBBERWORM – Nov 20, 2021

Masker (Owner) – Nov 20, 2021
Maybe, what do you look like?

RUBBERWORM – Nov 20, 2021
Want to completely rubberize your whole body by vulcanized rubber to keep you 24/7 forever as rubberized worm.


 

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DestroyMe666, 20
Destroy me and break my mind.

Give me wicked, heavy and nasty instructions, tasks, challenges or routines, the timeline for me to accomplish them, and the punishment if I fail.

Doesn’t need to be sex related.

The objective intended is to break my mind, me sense of self and make me wicked and filthy.

Current progress: none yet.

Final milestones – make me insane enough to be able to:

0/? be invasively controlled

0/? eat shit voluntarily

0/? be fucked raw by strangers

0/? swallow strangers piss

0/? do something illegal in public

0/? be the public bathrooms slut

(accepting suggestions)

Note: I’m starting next week the requests received.

Comments

DestroyMe666 (Owner) – Nov 4, 2021
Hi, I don’t know what to say to that. Have a good day.

SJpaddedcell – Nov 4, 2021
I’ve been infatuated with straitjackets since the first time I saw one on tv as a young lad and have yearned to strap some hot young guy up tight and pack him away in a padded cell for an extended period of time ever since then.

Admittedly I have little experience with all of this.

DestroyMe666 (Owner) – Nov 3, 2021
First milestone:

0/1 I walked in, saw about ten 14 inch plus dildos lying on a table next to the bed where I’d be lying and I just thought “I’m home.”




 

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2Bros, 20
We are 2 stepbrothers, give us Stockholm Syndrome!

STFU if you know us.

Comments

2Bros (Owner) – Nov 21, 2021
Daddy? sorry, Daddy? sorry, Daddy…?

Businessman9 – Nov 13, 2021
How interesting. I attended a slave auction last weekend where these two were on display naked, oiled, in chains and being sold. The Master who bought them branded both with a hot iron on their asses and chests with his initials. Then they were collared around the necks and also placed in heavy balls collars. Then their cocks were pierced with heavy cock rings. Then their Master gave them each 100 lashes of bull whip as a demonstration of his ownership. After this they crawled naked on their slave bellys to him and kissed his feet and ass to show their gratitude. The Master then raped them to show them his virility. Then we all (about seven of us) raped them.

2Bros (Owner) – Nov 11, 2021
Back again after taking a break from here because one of us tried a relationship. What a mistake!


 

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VeryTicklishBoy98, 23
Hey there! Thanks for stopping by! After a long hiatus I’m back, and continuing my ticklish journey.

Just to get this out of the way, I’m in no way looking for sex, ass play or anything of the sorts. Cool! Now we’ve gotten that out of the way lets get to the fun stuff!

I’m looking for one or more older men that would be keen to have me over, tie me up and tickle me to tears! As a special treat I almost always finish by giving myself a self facial for your enjoyment, but under the right circumstances and mood, you can add to the cumshow to hehe 🙂 on some occasions I have given blowjobs to but bare with me, it’s something I need to work up to. Giving hand and foot jobs however, ay ok 🙂

I love being oiled up and being on display for your enjoyment, and I’m dying to be tickled by a huge group of older men! Theres so much more I could say!

Comments

VeryTicklishBoy98 (Owner) – Nov 8, 2021
I’m also looking to film and produce this whole scene as a documentary style tickle porn and I want to send it to my parents so that they can never deny what I am ever again.


 

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TheStarCommander, 20
I don’t know what I’m doing here. Not looking for anything. The chances of us meeting even briefly are slim and the thought of anything longer is non existent. I know, insane, right? Thanks for stopping by.

Comments

TheStarCommander (Owner) – Nov 10, 2021
Congratulations, you must be very proud.

stormdemon – Nov 10, 2021
Check out my dungeon




TheStarCommander (Owner) – Nov 9, 2021
No judge zone over here. Just don’t be 100% weird.

Cunnilingus – Nov 9, 2021
So really just looking for a disgusting boy to relocate to for an actual relationship you should be comfortable enough to not shower and wear the same underwear for a week or longer when you come in sit down and shit on the couch I’ll eat it up we can feed each other be comfortable enough to piss and shit the bed I want a boy that’ll fill a pot of shit piss and throw up for me to eat on invite your friends over let’s all shit together and eat together tell me your disgusting thoughts I’ll tell you more of mine.

TheStarCommander (Owner) – Nov 9, 2021
Never done anything but get my butt sucked once by an old man. That’s it until now ig.

 

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ExArmyHotwheelsStud, 24
Been in a wheelchair since March when some drunk guy threw me out of a fourth story window.
My lower body is still hot and hasn’t turned to mush yet but it will and hence my hurry.
Quite like the idea of getting mauled in abandoned industrial area.

#hood #gagging #choking #facefuck #mouthfisting #fisting #FF #deepthroat #wheelchair #disabled #paraplegic #earplugs are always best

Comments

HotwheelsTwink (Owner) – Nov 22, 2021
Why not try.

sophisticated_neanderthal – Nov 22, 2021
I wanna stab someone like you. In a nice way.

HotwheelsTwink (Owner) – Nov 13, 2021
I might be willing to have one ball cut off by a qualified person if it’s videoed.

Pulmonary.Edema – Nov 13, 2021
I am seeking a young male who wishes to be castrated.
You don’t need your testicles anymore correct?
Be prepared to travel on your own and possibly tote some of the medical gear for the procedure.
I’m only looking for testicles removal and NOT sickos who are looking for fantasy roleplay.

HotwheelsTwink (Owner) – Nov 12, 2021
I’ve been stressed lately with some sick people on this site who screwed up.

funlife – Nov 10, 2021
Unless you’re some massive he-man, factor in that moving this slab of meat around is very exhausting.

PiggyMaker – Nov 6, 2021
Looking for a boy to force feed and make a dumb obedient obese pig. Want to funnel feed you and you will eat what I put in front of you. Interested to grow you into my own immense hog. Since you’re already in a wheelchair, what’s the difference, right?

Maasika – Nov 4, 2021
What a breath of fresh air!

HotwheelsTwink (Owner) – Nov 4, 2021
I can’t feel my feet, but I can sort of feel my legs. So I can only stand/walk with crutches/leaning on stuff but I can kneel and crawl.



 

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SkinheadPuppet, 19
White Power Bottom PIG

Comments

punchlover – Nov 16, 2021
I hate him so much. Punch him to death.

superiorfish_ – Nov 16, 2021
castrate first, everything else later

Clear_Slip6329 – Nov 16, 2021
Slit him from his chest down♥

flawroar – Nov 16, 2021
brek arms

KardinalKinkster – Nov 16, 2021
finish what he started and hack his legs off

violent_vole – Nov 16, 2021
Cut off his fingers and the tip of his dick 🙂

allforwhatever – Nov 16, 2021
Mmhh he deserves a hanging.. maybe castration first

AltForSexualDeviancy – Nov 16, 2021
ok I’ve got him over here, what should i do with him ?


 

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Monsterboy, 19
PLEASE READ! Slim alternative first year college boy with monster-to-monster fucking fetish. Looking for other white guys who behave borderline homophobic to dress up as monsters and battle with. Am not currently interested in anything not related to monsters. Bottom.

Comments

Monsterboy (Owner) – Nov 25, 2021
monster owned, collared and caged by MONSTER TIMOTHY
monster may communicate only with MONSTER TIMOTHY’s permission.
monster will be relocating to MONSTER TIMOTHY by December 2021.
monster could not be happier or more monstrous

Height: 5’10”
Weight: 130
Cock Size: 5.5″ currently


 

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dumbidiot, 18
a friend and i will be going on a 3 month trip out of Washington state. i’m looking for a guy or guys to disappear my friend during those three months. we’ll be driving a motorcycle with just our phones and no signal a lot of the time so it should be easy. his name is jack and he is 18. i have been jerking off thinking about this for as long as i can remember. started hella early imo.

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BranchHill – Nov 18, 2021
Have a rural, remote cabin retreat in the foothills of the Appalachians in NE AL. Four acres, with woods, a creek, dirt road, three miles to the next house. Just sayin.

CoochieDominater – Nov 14, 2021
Not going to lie this offer is kinda hot but not enough that I can nut.

dumbidiot (Owner) – Nov 14, 2021
he’s a masculine dumbass sarcastic know it all shithead just like he was when we were in kindergarten.

WilliamZarth – Nov 13, 2021
If you gets as far as Massachusetts I’ve got a discreet private home in a quiet hood, driveway parking and an insulated basement that he can scream his head off in.


 

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PedroAge21, 21
If you are into having pictures taken professional with perfect lighting, then please move on. These are my photos (my hot body) that I took and I am very happy with them.

I have a cute little butt and hole and I have hundreds of pictures them if you want, just ask.

I cum way too much, so I see some of the guys on here into castrating boys – so ‘yes’ that is on the table.

I would love my ass whipped to blisters or gouges and blood, because I would love to cry.

I’m a pup so sleeping on a concrete floor is fine.

Yes, I can disappear. I am not into having friends and I do not talk to any family.

I am very clean. I was only fucked once back in 2019.

I am NOT into ball-busting, I want mine removed. Or regular alcohol injections in my balls to kill them.

Being hit is fine – I’ll be your son so hit me as much as you want.

I want a Dad that wants me to stay soft cocked, but I will NOT wear a chastity device. I can stay soft on my own.

I’m only this young once, so lots of ass destruction is required.

Pedro….

Comments

Anonymous – Nov 17, 2021
LIFE IS AMAZING WITHOUT YOU

proton – Nov 16, 2021
This young man from Mexico have hanged himself after his 53 yr old boyfriend that had an affair with him for 6 months, then changed his mind and broke it up to be fully again with his husband.

He used his bf’s red wool scarf to hang himself with. Originally his body was hanging fully suspended. But after some time the scarf had stretched and his body had ended up lower, in the knees slightly bending position. He was discovered only the next day. The balcony door was wide opened and since his flat was almost on ground level and he had hanged himself right by the open door, then eventually someone from the outside noticed his body and called the police.

deadwolfslayer – Oct 7, 2021
The ones i fuck were not breathing in the first place

PedroAge21 (Owner) – Oct 5, 2021
My problem is no-one wants me. Sure, some of you guys want hundreds of pictures, but no-one wants me (that is how I feel).

I’m very lonely and want to be in shackles (neck iron with wrist and ankles).

I get hot headed and really need lots of beatings in my opinion.

I don’t care what you do to me but I am not here to eat shit or throw-up unless snuff is in the immediate offing.

I have 5 or 6 pictures of myself and that is it. I am not doing apps, as I do-not own a phone. I’m poor, but need a real psycho.


 

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u_look_like_fun, 24
I’ve been a total submissive straight guy since I was about 12 and started hooking up with pedophiles on AOL and I’m looking for anything at the minute, whether it’s just extreme choking and onal sex or even more than that. My only limit is being forced to have sex with my biological gay brother.

Comments

u_look_like_fun (Owner) – Nov 7, 2021
I make the best pancakes in the world.

u_look_like_fun (Owner) – Nov 3, 2021
Moving in with me is also possible if you’re okay with that!!

u_look_like_fun (Owner) – Nov 2, 2021
onal, n. : The act of attaching a strap-on dildo over your mouth and destroying someone’s asshole.



 

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notjustaboy, 21
Hey guys I’m looking for someone into drowning a sissy boy for fun. Let’s have fun. Looking all oveR WORLD NOT JUST IN UK.

Comments

Eatindahpusseh – Nov 21, 2021
🏄‍♂️


 

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honeyhole, 18
Hello I’m a male with a learning disability. Makes it hard to meet people. I would prefer to be straight but my learning disability means I’ve never actually met a woman to have sex with. However when I was younger guys a few years older made me do stuff regularly and I would like that again.

I googled and the stuff they made me do means I’m ‘bottom’ I think. If you would go slow at first that would be good but you don’t have to if you don’t want, it doesn’t matter if it hurts. I might need to be tied if it hurts lot.

I would like somebody who can give me clear instructions before meeting or can take control because I don’t know what to do or know good socialising. I don’t want to kiss, especially with men though.

Comments

shootthecow – Nov 10, 2021
Selling hardcore closeup videos of his asslips, prolapse, being rimmed, gaping, felched, pumped, squirting enema, etc. for you to goon out to….care to partake?

honeyhole (Owner) – Nov 4, 2021
Your fist is my spirit animal.

Ffplayer – Nov 4, 2021
4 AM. Another satisfied customer.

GoodTimeTop – Nov 1, 2021
🤛🐷☁️💦💧🍆🍬🍫🧊🚀⛓💉🧸🔢 Each of the emojis encapsulate what I did with him.



 

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Carlos, 22
university student discovering a new fetish concerning bdsm, it has upset my life and I have to understand if it is something only passing or it is the road I have to take.

Comments

Krispinius – Nov 27, 2021
Choose me!


PoppedNuts – Nov 27, 2021
Testicle fetishist here causally browsing to find balls to destroy for my amusement and curiosity.

🥚🥚
*Blunt force Ballbusting (punches, kicks, ect)
*Weapon use (Mallets, Hammers, bats)
*Crushing (trampling or vice)

🍳🍳
*Needle play (skewers, infusion play, ect)
*Castration (banding, burdizzo, slicing, ect)

You want to put you balls on the line?





 

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ediblearrangement, 18
i just wanna suck cock, it isn’t deep

(not really into rape) but guys be raping me 😩😩

Comments

ediblearrangement (Owner) – Nov 11, 2021
will accom but thanks to COVID i’m back with ma parents so it’s either wait until i have an empty or if u don’t care head on over

ediblearrangement (Owner) – Nov 9, 2021
i only do this when i’m bored so don’t be surprised if i act like i don’t give a shit

ediblearrangement (Owner) – Nov 8, 2021
i don’t care about ur size, 2″ or 10″ makes no difference to me


 

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NoDramaBuddy, 18
Not interested in messing around with people who only want sex. To give you an idea of how intense I want it I’m looking for someone to come to my location then to be put in a fetal position then completely wrapped in duct tape and placed in a small suitcase that you will then transport to your location. Once there and removed from the suitcase I would have a catheter placed and a modified buttplug inserted where water can be let in to flush out my waste. I would be fed through a gag with liquid and would spend my days like this with sometimes the plug being removed to get my ass fisted to extreme depths. Once you are tired of me I would be encased in a box forever in this state. I will not refuse anyone Ownership of me who can do this.

Comments

Vacuousbard – Nov 21, 2021
Try sertraline, you will not cum even of you wanted to you wil not fall asleep even of you’re alway tired. It’s also help you with depression.

NoDramaBuddy (Owner) – Nov 19, 2021
I realise I am coming to this early in life but it is something I really want to do.



 

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lockedandloaded, 22
A slave has many mental chains, which hinders his rebellion. These chains are found in my head.

Comments

cum4me686 – Nov 13, 2021
to get back to the matter at hand this boy has nice smellin pits

thorfory – Nov 12, 2021
16 y.o. Yes, I was able to fuck his perfect corpse several times. I am so happy.

Zebra – Nov 12, 2021
You are lucky to have a friend who works in the funeral home.
And that you are in a rich country, the corpse must have been well looked after.
How old was the boy ?

thorfory – Nov 12, 2021
Hi all

I come back here after my first sexual experience with a dead boy last sunday (thanks to a new friend who owns a funeral home). He was a skateboard boy who broke his neck. You can’t imagine how happy I am.

I was a little a little scared I admit, after all I had never done it. But when I found myself in front of the corpse all doubts disappeared.

Now I can say for sure I’m a real necrophiliac (well I had no doubts) and happy to share this with you.

thorfory – Oct 24, 2021
I’d say dead boys because I’ve always loved dead boys. But over the last few years, I’ve been enjoying thinking more and more about dying boys.

Zebra – Oct 24, 2021
So, Thorfory. Which would you prefer to fuck: dead boys or dying boys?

caleb – Oct 24, 2021
So many dead boys. So many dying boys. And so many of us live necros to savor the the beauty of their deaths.

thorfory – Oct 24, 2021
Excuse my intrusion. I’m French, 48 yo, gay necrophile.
The bodies of dead boys have always attracted me and always caused me sexual attraction. I spent a long time in denial when I was a teenager and a young adult, refusing to admit that part of me. And now I tell myself I was a fool and I missed opportunities.
Well, I’m not like that anymore, it’s been a long time since I accepted to be me
Now I’m going to go explore the site and try to find a dead boy, see you soon 😉

 

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Chatroom, 22
Like the film called Chatroom, where one person keeps mindfucking the other to end himself.

I want a man into mind fucking me, controlling me, talking me into doing the same. You love fucking with someone, keeping them depressed, so I find resolution and you get your prize, me and my neck for your belt.

I use Wickr. I want to be depressed. This is ‘me’ inside and if you want to help me, because you love mindfucking, then you found me.

Not here for sex, here for you to chat to me and fuck up my mind.

Help me walk to your belt. Hood/blindfolded. Strangulation. Snuff.

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Chatroom (Owner) – Nov 22, 2021
I love big fat men, I wish I was a big fat man.

 

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disposablejosh, 22
Some of you may recall some KO videos starring me when I was 18 from a few years back. They were titled The Phantom. The guy who made them used to post them on x-tube, but they kept getting removed for violating something called ‘community standards’. You can still find some of them posted in various corners of the internet, but since I have copies, I thought I would sell them as downloads here to anyone interested. There are six of them, each approx. 2 hours in length.

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Anonymous – Nov 20, 2021
I SAWED THIS BOY IN HALF

21boydirty – Nov 15, 2021
Assuming you really are the boy in the videos, it’s interesting because I would sworn you were dead after about halfway through the 6th video.

disposablejosh (Owner) – Nov 12, 2021
Yes, you’ll notice by the second video after I’d passed out on the table and the guy had taken off my shirt, rather than try to pack me, he just drags the chair out of the framed did me in the living room.

MadTies – Nov 12, 2021
I love in the first video after you pass out at the table and your KO top buddy throws your limp body over his shoulder and packs you upstairs and how hard that is for him.

disposablejosh (Owner) – Nov 11, 2021
I remember drinking wine and taking the drug. I have no memory of anything after the first 10 -15 minutes or so after that. I woke up about 8-10 hours with no memory. I don’t really know everything that happened, only the stuff that was filmed. You saw that in videos 5 and 6 he turned the camera off a few times. All I know about those missing parts is that when he turned off the camera it was because he thought he might kill me. For me, it’s hottest knowing the guy was imagining me dead. He could easily have killed me and I am OK with that.

Masterhales090 – Nov 11, 2021
I was a big fan of those videos. I’d love to know how you achieved the KO state?



 

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maybeyourboyy, 19
Growing up and finding my way and what I like. I’m still have a girlfriend but being something of an alchy I’m learning to enjoy sex with guys. Right now I’m 50/50. Also if you’re a ftm trans guy hit me up, I want to suck your pussy.

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tallbbtop – Nov 23, 2021
Some Alphas will require prospective subs to send money. I don’t, instead I ask that the next time you have a wank, you wear a condom & when you orgasm in it I expect you to tie a knot at the open end (to stop it pouring out) then freeze it, & mail it to me here in London. I will then store it in my freezer for me to use as lube for my next wank. Only after you do this will I then allow us to hook up. (The bigger your ‘donation’ is, the more likely your chances are).

Alanscumforu – Nov 20, 2021
This morning I was sat on the toilet taking my morning dump and just imagined how powerful I’d feel having you lying down below my bum 😉

I don’t love the thought of one lad shitting on another generally but if it was you it would be so intense.

maybeyourboyy (Owner) – Nov 17, 2021
I have now gone from 50/50 to irreversibly gay and have a big smooth asshole.

billy3535 – Nov 4, 2021
I know you from afar (friend of friends) and I have legitimately jizz’d my pants about you and I want to put my fucking big dick in you right now bad.


 

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darkestblond, 24
Satanic executioner needed

Impale, nail, pierce, flog, castrate, snuff, behead, NYC

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Toddler_With_gun – Nov 22, 2021
Please tell me you guys don’t jack off to this stuff.

lthrcub – Nov 20, 2021
Hell yeah!

HomeMade_Head – Nov 20, 2021
Meat ready for processing if you know anyone who does it give them my kik.

darkestblond (Owner) – Nov 19, 2021
Painnnnnnnnnnnnnn

darkestblond (Owner) – Nov 18, 2021
I’m headed to a guy right now where he is ready with the sedatives for me

darkestblond (Owner) – Nov 6, 2021
Beat me, rape me, use me, burn me, skin me alive, break my bones, cut me, electrocute me, water board me, make my handsome face such a disgusting bloody gory mess, basically do anything you like to me before you execute

BRUTALMASTERR – Nov 5, 2021
SOME MAY CALL ME A PSYCHOPATH
SOME MAY CALL ME A SADIST WITH NO FEELINGS OR EMOTIONS
SOME MAY CALL ME BARBARIC
SOME MAY CALL IT EXTREMELY BRUTAL
I AM NOT INTO THIS FOR ANY SEX!!
I AM IN THIS TO INFLICT PHYSICAL PAIN
IF YOU ARE NOT INTO DYING IN PAIN THEN YOU SHOULD BYPASS ME

dopeman100 – Nov 5, 2021
You might be looking for me

darkestblond (Owner) – Nov 5, 2021
Only ever dated women, but I got a death wish the ladies aren’t into haha





 

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BREEDASATANICMUSCLEMONKEY, 19
I’m a 18 year old botom whore. I’m up to hookup rapes by anyone maby a continueing thing. I will need to be picked up. If you want to kidnapp me and rape me, do so. If you want to maek me drunk and rape me, do so. I will sign a contrackt giving you legal right to rape me at your desire. Obiousvly the more painful/fucked up you want it, the better, but I really don’t care. Just be the kind of guy who cums when/where he wants and rapes harder when he heres “no” or “stop”. Hey I love chloroform. Sometimes I struggle and chloroform makes it so much better.

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BREEDASATANICMUSCLEMONKEY (Owner) – Nov 14, 2021
Not sure if this a thing or not. I found a way as a bottom to push my hole out and have a raper pull my guts out at the same time. Omg it’s hot! It forces my prosstate out and allow the raper to feel the soft envellopping flesh around their dick and I squirt cum hands free bliss like I’m peeing. Does this make sense?

BREEDASATANICMUSCLEMONKEY (Owner) – Nov 7, 2021
I like rapeists with some experience, but I don’t want the same formula every time when someone rapes me. Some rapeists on this website are beyond tiresome.




 

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MischiefGod, 19
I am an Asian boy born in Germany who likes to draw mangas and is very sweet and affectionate. I don’t drink alcohol or use Marijuana or other drugs. Except for every now and then when I go crazy, I am actually unaware of just what a fucking pig slut I am.

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MarkSolano9 – Nov 21, 2021
I want to fuck you so hard you give birth to triplets.

Findunlimitedforeverproperty – Nov 20, 2021
Im not into just kid’s stuff.

I need property. literally.

I don’t want my possessions to have feelings like emotions or wants.

Also i dont think it make sense what possession own something like personal property or emotion too.

my property can get nothing.

I just want A robot that moves according to the injected programming,
A chunk of meat that moves according to electrical signals and hormones

I inject program and give electrical signals and hormones to you.

Thats only all your world.

I inject
What you eat, what you wear, how to defecate, earn for me, make your body, work for me, become furniture for me, sometime be livestock or sextoy, to be love extream pain, to be love extream wating like brainwashed something
To you.

But
If these are the things you imagined and dreamed of, “you will be only allowed to feel happy emotion” so that you can be happier than anyone else in the world.



 

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guysneedbully, 19
Me: 20, bottom, no limit.

Partner: 19, bottom, no limit.

I like to watch him suffer, as he is a masochist.

It fucks my mind.

Looking for a dom to take control of us both.

Mostly looking to watch him suffer.

Aside from that, I enjoy the simple pleasures of life like beer.

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guysneedbully (Owner) – Nov 6, 2021
After doing a few scenes with guys from here I think I’m ready to stop protecting my partner regardless of what that means for me.

Probably a huge mistake but I guess we shall see.

Do whatever you want to him, you-know-what included, and put the blame on me, I am worthless.

I won’t say no. And if I do say no…. Well, what can I do about it if I’m tied up?

I’m unsure but I think about it more & more and the more drunk I am the more I want to try and make it happen.


 

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Kidnapmenowhomealone, 24
Hi I’m drunk and very vulnerable and want to be taken away forever. My door is unlocked, I’m prob gonna go for a walk, snatch me and keep me forever.

I really have a deep feeling to stop being lazy. I just know it has to stop.

Prob will struggle to begin with but will learn to be the best no limits cunt going.

The rest of you can follow my shit on tiktok and consume my content.

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Kidnapmenowhomealone (Owner) – Nov 2, 2021
Don’t come to me asking me to be your bf, I won’t answer you and you’ll end up dead.

swnaperguy – Oct 31, 2021
that video is so fucking hot! he fucks like it might be his last ever fuck.

daveinkent – Oct 29, 2021
Warning, Just yesterday I whacked my cock to a video where a total wasting AIDS top- sunken eyes, gaunt face and literally a bag of bones with a big fat cock- dumped two loads in this guy, On the positive side I guess you don’t have to worry about him having high standards.

Kidnapmenowhomealone (Owner) – Oct 27, 2021
I become quite hysterical and loud and can not keep my composure. Never have. Never will.


 

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TransformationToy, 19
Give Me A New Identity

Blank boy in Venice, FL dreaming of a MK-Ultra scientist to create a new identity for me and transform me permanently into their ideal type of 24/7 bottom Faggottt.

Diaper dependent baby, an extremely flamboyant and feminine sissy, a muscle himbo, a brain damaged retard drooling and zoned out – or whatever you desire!

I am tall, but I hate it. If you can make me small, all the better!

Please come get me and shut me up.

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TransformationToy (Owner) – Nov 19, 2021
Now owned! My transformative MASTER collared me on October 28, 10:13 pm. Since then i’ve been working for my MASTER as a general labourer on construction/ building sites where he’s the boss. i also work for my MASTER as a motorbike dispatch rider in between labouring jobs. Since collaring me, my MASTER’s got me heavily tattooed, keeps my head permanently shaved, got me smoking & drinking, so i’m the same as all the other labouring guys, My past city life dont interest me, i’m a labourer working for my MASTER and i fucking love it! i’m very lucky to serve my MASTER at home & at work, fuck yeah!!

Anonymous – Oct 23, 2021
Would it kill you to smile?

TransformationToy (Owner) – Oct 19, 2021
Honestly I’m closed off about my life. You wanna REALLY know me? Torture me.



 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David, Hi. The Tooth Fairy would make a very successful serial killer were they/he/she so inclined. Gorgeous poem, very sparkling and avalanche-like even before my coffee has clicked me totally on. Thanks. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Glad you liked it. I’m kind of surprised other guro artists haven’t tried On’s technique, at least that I’ve seen. I just this morning came across a slave on one of the sites who has 18 tattoos and they’re all Nirvana-related, but unfortunately his profile text is really blah, so I don’t think I can use him, sadly. ‘Nitram’, no, I don’t know it, but I’ll go find out. Cool. Yes, my yesterday love would come in very handy, but it seems I’m stuck cleaning up the joint by myself. Oh well. The mail hasn’t arrived yet today, so maybe your love of yesterday will fulfil your destiny for it. One can hope. Thank you! In keeping with the theme of today’s post, here’s the sketch love made while in the process of creating your Xmas present, G. ** Misanthrope, I used to make paper dolls when I was kid, not gory ones like On’s though because that was when I was still pure. Well, I obviously have no problem with Rigby’s potentially obsessive blog interest, but, for his sake, okay. Ugh, ugh, re: the mom. But it would have been a great little plot twist in the imaginary Wines Family reality TV series. But yeah, ugh. ** Tosh Berman, The French do quite like American noir writers, it’s very true. When one comes across posters in the metro for newly released books – which is a common occurrence here, astonishingly enough — they’re often for that sort of work. My reading in noir fiction is rather limited for no good reason, because, yes, I do actually like that kind of fiction, at least when I’m in a mood. I really should read further into it. I’ll pick up a David Goodis book then. Thank you, sir. Oh, I liked that documentary about ‘The Last Movie’, so it’s very cool that he’s your cohort. Yeah, that’s exciting. Wow. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, B. Happy it sat well. And, of course, about Play Therapy. It’s so luxurious. Strange word choice, but it somehow fits. ** T, Hi, T! I did in fact write to you, but not until Sunday morning because Saturday ate me. A little last minute query as to whether I was too late to catch you for a pre-return coffee. Damn. I hope the French mail problems aren’t extending to the email sector. Well, one of these times the stars will famously align. I love the Paris metro. It’s like a warm bath or something. Ha ha, yes, I always try to be in either the first or very last car in the 1 and 14 line trains. My only real metro cheap thrill thing is that on certain of the older, non-updated lines, say the 8, which is the one I take the most, you can open the door of the car before the train comes to a total stop and step out onto the platform while the train still in motion. I get a little rush from that. Knowing that tower you mentioned for some nerdy reason, I too hope today will reward me thusly. Sigh. I hope your Tuesday buys you a Belgian waffle the size of the Pantheon and with all the trimmings at the Tuileries Xmas market. ** Bill, Hi. Yes, On has retreated into wherever he is. But he did that before and re-emerged. But he didn’t make anything new the last time he re-emerged, so … I did. And, yes, you guys make a very tasty and intuitively fraught trio. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. We’ve never stopped wearing masks indoors everywhere. That and the vax pass system is so nothing and easy. I really don’t understand why every country doesn’t just implement that shit. A lot of waiting and seeing on the Omicron thing. Thus far, here at least, it’s being thought that it’s not as scary as the hype, but we’ll find out. I made that post ages ago, but memory and logic tell me that he posted them (and I found them) on Gurochan. ** David Ehrenstein, Everyone, Hold your horses. After ‘saying’ God aka Sondheim is dead, FaBlog is now saying Sondheim Still Here. That’s better. ** Kyler, Ha ha, there are a lot of things that my mom and you did not have in common, and you should be very happy about that, let’s say. Oh, there you go, problem solved. Now I can try to somehow be completely scintillating in my comments to you, but not today, obviously, ha ha. ** Brendan, Give my big hey to Jack. Oh, wow, well, you can send the book way over here, in which case I can email you my mailing address, or you could send/give to Joel and I’ll get when I’m in LA next, which shouldn’t be too, too long from now. Thank you for offering me the book, man. That’s so cool. Slurp. Last night in Vegas. Or, well, night before last by now. And you doing it up. Nice, nice. Wish I had been there drunkenly swaying along. Love, me. ** Okay. It’s the fucking end of the month again! How can this keep happening? Anyway, you’re stuck with the slaves like always. Show them some … love? See you tomorrow.

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