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BonBoy-For-Oldman, 19
Warsaw

Since I first sprouted pubic hair, I have been a female in a twink body. As soon as I knew that I liked males, I’ve used my seeming maleness to earn my income.

I was born with a penis, but I don’t have any use for it. I only love to give males the rest of my body. What I particularly like is to satisfy them with my mouth and to taste the juice.

I still turn tricks, but I would like one male to mold my throat with his cock so that it becomes only a hole where he can empty it. With a financial contract which will define me as the location of his hole.

Guestbook of BonBoy-For-Oldman

Pash – Feb 11, 2022
Genuinely nowhere near as creepy in person as he is online.

Pervertdad – Feb 1, 2022
This bottom willingly sacrificed his maleness to me by spreading his throat and allowing me to penetrate him and conquer him internally. This receptivity, submission, accommodation was very feminine. But it was precisely *as a male* that this bottom performed this feminine act. It was as a male and only as a male that he was able to give his maleness as an offering to me. It was very free, even though it was very natural. This bottom, having given himself entirely to me, then received from me my own maleness, which moved inside him and ultimately released inside him. This bottom became yin and I was yang and we were two men united in a perfect union of masculinity and femininity.

Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings A few
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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cheapslutforuse, 21
Frankfurt

Slut for 5 Euro/hour. Look at the “menu”.

I’m happy to get fucked by: Men Trapped In Sexless Relationships (Love Wives, But no sex) ✔️ Men who’ve had their Confidence ‘Knocked-Out’ Due to Life’s Harsh Events / Illness, ✔️ Divorced ✔️ Bi-Guys ✔️ Professionals ✔️ “Bucket-List” Straight men✔️ Workers of all Grades ✔️ Men Bored With Porn ✔️ Erection Issues Guys ✔️ Older Men ✔️ALL Races ✔️ Chubbies ✔️ Catholics ✔️ Men of The Church ✔️ Men Worried About Penis Size ✔️ Diabetics ✔️ ✔️Widowers ✔️ Disabled ✔️ Clients in “The Public-Eye” (I Sign Non-Disclosure) ✔️ Trans ✔️ T.V’s ✔️ Men With Cancer ✔️ Men Who Can’t Ejaculate ✔️ Men Who Want Love ✔️ Men with “Body Issues”✔️ Old Men Coming-Out ✔️ DO NOT WORRY.

NO “Heavy-Rave-Music” played at my house! I’m NOT a “Street-Rent-Boy” with a FREEZING Grotty Mattress in the Tower-Block! MY OWN FROZEN CUM AVAILABLE FOR CUM KISSING OR *CUMSICLES* UP MY ASS!

Guestbook of cheapslutforuse

FuckBottomInTheDark – Feb 3, 2022
your name suits you

cheapslutforuse (Owner) – Feb 3, 2022
I’m hiding out. I’m still available, that is if you can find me. So like I said if you can find me I’m available. I will even give you hints as to where im at. So do your best, im a hard person to find rn even if I don’t leave the place where I live.

cheapslutforuse (Owner) – Feb 1, 2022
Came onto a straight guy yesterday and he and his friends are threatening retaliation. I need someone to take me on full time rn to get me out of my current life.

Theo8 – Jan 27, 2022
a friend of mine had him and says he has the noisiest pussy in Germany 🙂

cheapslutforuse (Owner) – Jan 24, 2022
Ask me about my hole.

Body Type Average, some hair
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages German, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safer Never
Hourly Rate 5€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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TomSawyerAdventurer, 18
Burghausen

Tom has a genius for adventure …

Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Cut
Dirty Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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pigandsmart, 18
Ciudad de México

MOAN MY NAME📛

For those interested, recognize the caliber of boy that you’re approaching: I have my pick of just about anyone on this site, so be realistic in what you can offer.

Guestbook of pigandsmart

kingic – Feb 4, 2022
I’m looking to learn how to hypno this greedy slut, who’s my sugarwhore, saved by me from the Mexico City slums last Christmas, but can’t stay off these sites. Wanting to learn how to make him my helpless piece of ass who follows my rules. Open to conversation & methodology. Oh yeah, I’m an arrogant piece of shit.

patarash – Feb 3, 2022
$400!!!!! I painted his throat in the stairwell at the Hidalgo metro station for a can of Monster.

Thomas5858 – Feb 3, 2022
THIS STREET RAT LET ME FUCK HIM FOR A PACK OF CIGARETTES IN NOVEMBER LITTLE GUY WITH SO MUCH ASS TO FUCK ITS HORNY SAUCE IS LOVELY BUT NOT FOR 400$ !!!!!

Body Type Slim, little hair
Ethnicity Hispanic
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
FF No
S&M Soft
Kissing Depends on person
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 400$
Overnight Rate 4000$

 

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whyNotYouAndMe, 18
Fresno

Im nonbinary and dont fuck for free. Im nonbinary in need of some help to get out of a toxic household. Send me a text im willing to fuck with you if u are paying me for my services. Im always down to get the fuck out of here and shoot me a text!

Guestbook of whyNotYouAndMe

shinelover – Feb 7, 2022
Hear, hear!

whyNotYouAndMe (Owner) – Feb 7, 2022
I confronted my stepfather in a message and this is what he messaged back– “I’m a cheater. I’m married to your mother and I love her pussy, but your ass is unique, I have to have it. I love giving you loads and then getting in bed with your mother, my cock still dripping with your ass juice while I fuck her.”

shinelover – Feb 6, 2022
Nothing wrong with that. Sounds awesome – who can blame him! I mean you’re in fucking Fresno and – just look the fuck at you! You must be Marilyn Monroe in that pigshit town.

whyNotYouAndMe (Owner) – Feb 6, 2022
I have a very antagonistic relationship with my stepfather. I can’t stand the way he talks to me and I am pretty sure he feels the same. We are not nice to each other at all. But I was in a very self-hating mood today so I sent him a very shitty message at his work and ended it with a sarcastic “do you want to fuck me?” I was expecting him to send back a hateful tirade but instead he just said yes.

I started thinking about how much I dislike him and how I didn’t want to be in a position with him over me. And for some reason I got super hard. Suffice he came home from work and was acting like a jerk and being rude and cruel to me but then he pulled out this handgun he always carries with him and just stared at me.

I got down on my knees and started to suck his gun like it was his cock. That got his cock stiff. He told me to go in his bedroom and get on the floor which made me want to run away but i did and he proceeded to hate fuck me for four hours and he came in my ass a total of five times. When he was done I got up and tried to put on my clothes but he took my under wear and shoved me out of the bedroom. I got dressed in the hallway.

He messaged me later that he was going to fuck me again tomorrow. And I am going to let him. What is wrong with me?

Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 400$

 

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veryhorny_asalways, 19
Toronto

I’m looking for older men pref 45+ who like to worship a young pink smooth fresh smelling asshole by sniffing it thoroughly and tongue fucking me deep and hard. I also accept getting my ass filled with as much liquid as men want and used as a drinking fountain. For an additional fee add food items and use my asscrack as a trough.

$60 every half hour.
Let’s have some fun!

Guestbook of veryhorny_asalways

Daddo – Feb 2, 2022
If you can get past the fact that he’s just a straight boy who’s too lazy to get a real job and that paying to drink his enema means you’re a pathetic loser HIRE HIM NOW

AndyMoon666 – Jan 26, 2022
I didnt know my starvation was so focused till I tasted you.

who_ami – Jan 24, 2022
If you bring 420 and factor in an unproductive 45 or so minutes while he gets himself good and baked your mouth and fingers will be forever in your debt.

Body Type Athletic, smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
FF No
S&M No
Kissing No
Safer Sex Always
Hourly Rate 120$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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skatersex, 22
Berlin

I am a sexy Skater with bad characteristics. I might be a rent boy and I can’t drive.

Guestbook of skatersex

arturo – Feb 10, 2022
Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 4, Vers 48

denis420w – Feb 10, 2022
Stupid and boring…with low hangers

CravingTight – Feb 8, 2022
Please Allow Me To Kiss Your Gnarly Knees!!!

iiBrayden – Feb 8, 2022
if you like Rock Music lovers he will cause a certain part of your anatomy to go from flaccid to CONCRETE in mere seconds tbf.

selfsucker_wanted – Feb 6, 2022
Can you suck yourself? If so .. 💰

Body Type Athletic, some hair
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages German, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
FF No
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 140€
Overnight Rate 900€

 

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studentgettoknowus, 18
Jefferson City

Hey bottom and top couple here, I’m 61 he’s 18. We’re open to everything and everything, open to try anything you wanna do sexy, I’ll fuck the shit out of him and then turn and let you fuck him baby, do anything you want and use him as you please or take a break and let me fucking use that hole, or we combine forces and dp him, best of all. I love to watch also so if not into threesomes I like to watch or you can fuck him alone and record it for me. I really like when a big bear fucks him on his back, chokes him and spits in his mouth, like god that’s hot. And don’t worry y’all he goes more than once and last for days, hope to see you inside him or feel the inside of him with you hehe and hey bring a friend or two lmao. Also into if you want him to be tied up and blindfolded and you come fuck him and leave love that too.

Guestbook of studentgettoknowus

maxx2022 – Jan 30, 2022
It would be helpful if you mentioned that he’s welded in a thick heavy collar and shackles and chained to the floor.

Monkey82 – Jan 29, 2022
Sex with them is like delving into the darkness of the soul, exploring pagan ancestry and spilling a lot of fluid along the way.

u_look_like_fun – Jan 18, 2022
His bf (nice dude!) and I took turns fisting him looser than holy fuck, made him show us his boyhole rose, push it out & we sucked it….oink!

Body Type Slim, little hair
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker No
Tattoos Yes
Piercings A few
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Cut
Dirty Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 300$
Overnight Rate 1500$

 

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sickparty123, 23
Arnhem

I know what I want. I know what I need and I know what it takes to make things work with me. But I’m not opposed to suggestions. I’m looking for somebody who will keep me going beyond the simple basic stuff. Real sex is painful.

Guestbook of sickparty123

PornUltlmao – Feb 9, 2022
I’d use an Ash 12.7 created by the russians, if you guys are interested, go search up the 12.7MMx55, its only around 40mm shorter than the 50BMG so it packs a punch. Based of that info, the GSW on his ass would be fatal (obviously) but the floor beneath him would have a hole around 3-5 inch deep plus crack around it sheerly from the power of the round alone after it fly through him if its FMJ(full metal jacket). If the round was hollow point, his groin would be likely to explode, not like in an explosion but things would come flying out.

CBDooper69 – Feb 9, 2022
That’s is an urban legend more than anything else. Silenced, subsonic 22 LR pistols were used by some “sneaky” assassin types (Mossad in particular), but only because they are small and quiet. 22LR has very little muzzle energy, it’s not like it would be a one shot one kill sort of thing, it would be “dump 5 or 10 rounds point blank into his ass”.

Captain-Uselessness – Feb 9, 2022
The bullets bounce right? Like when they hit bone or something?

VoiceOfIcelos – Feb 9, 2022
Cool thing is that you could do it with a 22 and … wham splash bam.

ya_ever_eat_a_fish – Feb 9, 2022
I have been learning a lot about silencers and firearms lately and what konami is suggesting is a lot more brutal than it sounds. There is an explosion that makes a lot of noise and a silencer disperses that explosion so there would be an explosion inside of his ass that would destroy his ass from the inside (this is why point blank head shots are an effective suicide method).

CBDooper69 – Feb 9, 2022
IDK man, I’ve downed plenty of people with the 2020.

tmksm – Feb 9, 2022
Depends on the gun, the P2020 wouldn’t do shit.

konomu – Feb 9, 2022
Asscheeks so soft they would work like a silencer

Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages Dutch, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 300€
Overnight Rate 2000€

 

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cashmeout, 18
Frankfurt

Spoiled, self righteous, and vain young left activist, ego like a natural phenomenon, accepts no leadership and have a short leash. No Vax/Vaccine – Pureblooded only.

Guestbook of cashmeout

cashmeout (Owner) – Feb 12, 2022
If you are addicted to FB, Insta, Tweeter, news, netflix, tv, smartphone and similar – do not write to me at all.

Cocklovernonsmoker – Feb 10, 2022
I was praised by him for sucking and I was happy to do it.
I’m picky about blowing.
It must not be too small/thin and the hygiene must definitely be right for uncircumcised ones like his.
It was also attractive on the outside.

cashmeout (Owner) – Feb 3, 2022
All military people are murderers.

SergeantMike – Feb 3, 2022
A leftist activist wearing a My Chemical Romance t-shirt! Now I’ve seen everything!

cashmeout (Owner) – Feb 3, 2022
I don’t mind being fucked if that’s what you’re into but can’t say I’m bothered to douche so be prepared.

Body Type Slim, some hair
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages German, English
Position More top
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
FF Active
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 90€
Overnight Rate 400€

 

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babysteps, 18
Brussels

young couple curious about making lots of money 🙂

Guestbook of babysteps

fskn – Jan 27, 2022
It’s true. It’s instantly noticeable because there is more leaking out than is humanly possible, and the color and texture are completely uniform. I love creampie videos, but it is a shame when the tops pull-out, only to unleash a torrent of…hair conditioner? water mixed with starch? liquid soap?

PendragonSpirit – Jan 27, 2022
Since Eunuchus brought it up, my biggest pet peeve about you lads’ Onlyfans is what seems to be an overabundance of you getting “bred” by what is clearly fake “cum.” It just flat-out looks like you mixed corn starch with water and called it a day.

If your top buddies are going to cum inside you, cum inside! If not, that’s fine, have them pull out for the money shot, but I’m not jacking it to food supplies, I want to see a hot load of actual cum leaking out of your holes. But when I see your arses pushing out the sexual equivalent of cake frosting, I lose all interest.

Eunuchus – Jan 27, 2022
Their Onlyfans account is like a house on fire 🌋 🚒 👨‍🚒

Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian, Arabic
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No
FF Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 380€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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want_daddy222, 18
Indianapolis

Hello. My name is Noah Forester. I like being filmed by older guys and it getting messy. I’m 18 and ugly and hairless. What more could you ask for?

Guestbook of want_daddy222

splee77 – Feb 12, 2022
I would describe him as sexy-like or sexy adjacent rather than sexy.

want_daddy222 (Owner) – Feb 9, 2022
I’m looking for cock, and alot of it, even a permanent position in some older guy’s house where I’ll be fucked close to 24/7 (I can stay up 19h at a time if that helps) I can even cover some rent if needed.

WhiteMuscle – Feb 5, 2022
Hi Noah, it’s Karl, your former neighbor from N. Willow Street. We had sex when you were 13 and I was 17 and it’s embarrassing because I’m straight but I want to do it again.

want_daddy222 (Owner) – Feb 1, 2022
I’m fully aware I need to eat more protein. If I want your help, I will ask. Not here to be patronized.

Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Spanish
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
FF No
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 90$
Overnight Rate 450$

 

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Yuzuru, 19
Tokyo

Nice to meet you! This is Yuzuru.

First of all, I’m nervous, so I may get nervous. However, I want to enjoy that excitement together.

I often get compliments on my kiss!
I drool a lot, so I hope I can heal everyone!

My lips feel really good ~ so I’d be happy if you could do a lot of licking them ^ ^

I feel not only the lips but the whole mouth, so please lick inside it a lot and lick it! Of course you can do it violently, so even if you like it, I definitely want you to lick ^ ^

I love my mouth being licked, but I really like licking your mouth. I’m always praised for being good at licking ^ ^

It’s like this, but I wish I could spend a soggy and erotic time with everyone (^ ν ^)

My body is beautiful, but I like kissing more than anything else, and kissing alone makes me very excited. I’m thrilled just to think about it.

Guestbook of Yuzuru

Harushige – Feb 13, 2022
His mouth scary me (O∆O) !!! Too much water (((φ(◎ロ◎;)φ))) !!!

CaptainBearly – Feb 8, 2022
Yuzuru, a refreshing and attractive ultra-small face boy ^^
He starts to sway in a fluttering manner with just a rich kiss that he loves. .. From the lip, I’m excited about the erotic appearance that the transparent juice overflows and drips down to his stomach. ..
Boys who wet their bodies just by kissing are cute (* ´з`)
The butt seems to be painful and difficult, but it is very interesting to try putting it in that beauty ^ ^
I want to see Yuzuru dribbling with all his might ♡

Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity Asian
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Japanese
Position More bottom
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty No
FF No
S&M No
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Always
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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makemeaman, 18
Bournemouth

Looking for men to change me from a boy to a real man and show me what it’s like to be a man.

Guestbook of makemeaman

makemeaman (Owner) – Jan 24, 2022
Update I don’t bottom I don’t get hard I don’t cum.

riskyt – Jan 23, 2022
Bottoms like you that complain about how long a top takes to cum are horrible bad bottoms that are lazy and bad fucks. As someone who can do both I can say being a bottom is nothing, you mainly just lay there and wait. Topping is hard, it’s not just the physical state but much more the mental state and it takes a lot of physical energy too. So next time just stfu and wait since you’re doing nothing? As soon as you started asking me to cum it was a guarantee that I wouldn’t cum, I don’t need some useless lazy bitch to dictate when I pump my load and thankfully my brain blocked the orgasm, you didn’t deserve it and you should have known your place. Great bottoms never complain about taking cock.

makemeaman (Owner) – Jan 18, 2022
If I tell you you’re nice it does not mean I wanna “marry” with you and do kissy “stuff”. If you really wanna put your tongue in my mouth then talk to me about what I have on my Instagram.

Body Type Average, smooth
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty WS only
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 120£
Overnight Rate 450£

 

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OrderyourBitch, 21
Kansas City

This is my secret life. This is who I am when when I take off my work uniform and the door is closed. I’m not a trans woman, I live my life as a regular boy and do crossdressing sneakily.

When I walk past you on the sidewalk or in the store where I work, I am a normal, tall, fit, and slim boy with brown hair and hazel-blue eyes. I am an assistant manager and have a plate full of responsibility, i.e. managing projects and people, making decisions, etc.

In secret, I am an intensely sexual chick. The thrill for me comes from surrendering control to her wants and letting go of my male body. I have limits but am also open-minded, willing to try new things, and eager to explore.

Yes, I have a girlfriend. No, she does not know that I am here or that I have this secret. Yes, I am fully aware that this behavior is immoral, unethical, and sinful. Yes, this bothers me, but I am willing to live with the guilt; I am not here to judge you so please do not judge me.

For years, I was afraid of this part of myself: scared of being judged…scared of not conforming…scared of what might happen if ____. These fears led to me suppressing and burying my innermost secret thoughts, desires, and urges. But I am not afraid anymore, and I want exploit this part of myself and see where it goes.

Guestbook of OrderyourBitch

13yrsoldss – Feb 9, 2022
I’m 13 years old and I want a girlfriend.

Tartargrapefruit – Feb 8, 2022
I loved him.. sorry her (LOL) but I do have a passion for mental illness for personal reasons.

OrderyourBitch (Owner) -Feb 5, 2022
I WILL NOT I REPEAT WILL NOT HAVE SEX AS A BOY….please do not ask me like the answer will be different

Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Cut
Dirty No
FF Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 200$
Overnight Rate 500$

 

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MoreMore, 18
London

I am looking for a guy to come and do my chores, massage my feet, etc while I play my Xbox. As a reward, I will feed him cum.

Mostly a daytime thing.

Guestbook of MoreMore

tallbootsleather – Feb 1, 2022
FUCK MAN THAT IS WONDERFUL NEWS. YOU ARE A VERY LUCKY MAN AND EVEN MORE, HOW PROUD YOU ARE TO TELL EVERYONE. I AM SURE IT WILL ONLY HELP WITH THE CONFIDENCE THIS HAS GIVEN YOU.

PNW4Life00 – Feb 2, 2022
It is!

Qilly55 – Feb 2, 2022
Isn’t it great just to tell the world !

PNW4Life00 – Feb 2, 2022
I had such a great time last yesterday! I went over and tidied up this boy’s place a little then laid on my back with my head over the edge of his bed and he throat fucked me while playing his game. He couldn’t believe my lack of gag reflex and kept pausing his game and coming back for more!

Body Type Athletic, shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Top only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
FF No
S&M No
Kissing No
Safer Sex Always
Hourly Rate 10€
Overnight Rate 30€

 

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YesYesOhGodYes, 21
Tacoma

Please give me money. Please. I’ll do anything. I am sluttier than you could ever imagine. I beg of you.

Guestbook of YesYesOhGodYes

YesYesOhGodYes (Owner) – Feb 6, 2022
I get what you’re saying but I don’t currently want to die.

illogicalman – Feb 6, 2022
I don’t say it very often because a lot of people have a negative reaction to it when you say they’d look so much hotter if they were dead but a lot of times it’s true.

YesYesOhGodYes (Owner) – Feb 6, 2022
From about 15 years of age I have been getting fisted secretly by a friend of my parents so no dick is too big.

Pancakes341 – Feb 6, 2022
That’s actually the sexiest thing I can think of about him too Disturbed84mj but it’s sad because you can’t fuck corpses very long because they have a very short life span.

YesYesOhGodYes (Owner) – Feb 6, 2022
I was mostly suggesting myself as a place to ram cocks and so on.

Disturbed84mj – Feb 6, 2022
Maybe it’s your ‘I’ll do anything’ offer, but I can’t seem to imagine having sex with you without fantasising that first I fire a bullet into your brain. I’m not usually like this, there’s just something about you.

YesYesOhGodYes (Owner) – Feb 6, 2022
I should mention I have always lived at home and am a weirdo who almost never goes out so meeting up may be difficult until my parents get used to me going out.

Body Type Athletic, shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Cut
Dirty Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 750$

 

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cumslutforyou, 18
Amsterdam

Greetings 👽🖖 my friends or partners in crimes as I refer to you 😜

Red Light area just next door 🚪

funky business dot com with my Russian neighbors 😎

my name 👉 astron bound 🤣🤺

about me love the countryside 🥴 especially in the summer time caption: reading Peter rabbit in the green grasslands 🥲

dad’s an politician with no time and time management issues 🙄 mom’s an psychiatrist always scared about the weekend sessions 😂

I mean wtf she knows more about me than even myself 😬 if that isn’t scary 🤷‍♂️

no way in my mind I could be normal in my mind 🤪

slim hot body tanned yeah into beach and stuff, into: healthy lifestyle and entrepreneurship & sometimes I like partying hard and whimpering like an sissy. 🤮 I’m a bottom but I do want to cum in a guy just once before I die 🙈🙉🙈

call me an daredevil for my foolishness has no boundaries 🧐 Come On ! born to Be like an dove of peace 🕊 otherwise on the attack 🦅 Eagle one here we go 🚶‍♂️

bye bye my eyes on you 😘 see you ?

Guestbook of cumslutforyou

youotterknow – Feb 12, 2022
He has a broken foot and can’t run 😉

cumslutforyou (Owner) – Feb 10, 2022
Don’t expect me to suck your cock as I don’t have the attention span for it.

WOOKI4PRESIDENT – Feb 10, 2022
My cock is my castle. Yes, my cock was too big for his hole. No, he could not handle it.

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Dick M – Uncut
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S&M Soft
Kissing Depends on person
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 5€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Pottypants, 19
Las Vegas

I’m an intelligent, sexy boy who messes his underpants. I have an uncle who loves my poo poo. I offer visits with us for VERY generous voyeurs.

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IceBolt – Feb 10, 2022
I don’t want to write something about you.

rdavidpek – Feb 9, 2022
Unique opportunity

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itstime4you, 18
Atena Lucana

Hi, I love money, you have to empty your wallet just for me.
If you come to my house without already having the money in your hand I will slam the door in your face.
Come and get your wallet and bank account emptied.

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TrustMe4UrOwnGood – Feb 4, 2022
I am 🧑‍🎨 we looked at 🖼️ we ate 🍲 we 🥃 we 🥃🥃🥃🥴 I 🤮 then I 😴 and he 💉 me (✖╭╮✖) and 💰🏦🔫💂 me 🤬

billy000400 – Feb 1, 2022
I’d give you money but I’m afraid of meeting new people.

GREG – Feb 1, 2022
He will meet, he will take cash up front…up to that point all seems fine. Now the scam begins – he says he needs a fix and has to pop out to link with supply … (he rolls up his shirt sleeves to prove he has track marks, gee thanks!) … and will only be a minute as his supplier is just outside the hotel. He gives you a french kiss to prove he’s coming straight back … but, you’ve guessed it, he’s gone leaving you to pay for the hotel for no reason at all. Either skip, or trick him and bring a bag of heroin.

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asifiwouldknow, 21
Manchester

First off, I am NOT a dude. I am nonbinary and queer as fuck. My pronouns are they/them.

I’m trans and full of poly-joy. I have a Sugardaddy in Oregon and a girlfriend on the side.

Yes I’m tipsy, yes it’s 5 am, yes I’m gonna keep drinking, but does my ass care? Not one little fucking bit.

I’m healing from trauma and anxiety and just life. I love myself and I accept myself unconditionally. Can you?

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asifiwouldknow (Owner) – Feb 7, 2022
Just found a fun video on my phone from a while back of me trying to throat a guy’s huge 16″ black dick and vomiting my guts out. My hair is a complete mess but.. my ass looks great!

GentlemanJack – Feb 5, 2022
I’ve fucked you so many times it gets my head spinning just as it does yours. For that I apologize.. the next time I fuck you I’ll explain why that’s happened.. but it’s a long story so for the time being I’ll just let it ride, but given my complete lack of interest in fucking anyone else but you I am not really expecting to change course in the near future.

asifiwouldknow (Owner) – Feb 3, 2022
Oh I could totally do a smoky eye! *Punches self in the face* Bam! There ya have it!

Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
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Dick S – Uncut
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FF Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
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Overnight Rate On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Happy Post-Valentines to you! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Yeah, as often seems to be the case with your adds, I wanted to include that great Man Ray sculpture and couldn’t quite sort out a context for it. I’ll checkout the Dre thing. In theory, that SB halftime thing struck me as a Golden Rap Oldies act which seemed weird, but why not, I guess. ** Geoffrey Cruickshank-Hagenbuckle, Hello, welcome! What a great story! Thank you! I’m very happy to have you as my intrepid sister in crime, Mr.(?) Cruickshank-Hagenbuckle! ** The Bic, Hello, nice to meet you. I’ll go watch that once I get free of here. Everyone, A Lautreamont-related add by The Bic: ‘I made this a few years ago, i put the stone on the100years of Modiglianis death. The readings slighty dodgy are all from Maldoror.’ Check it out. ** Tosh Berman, HI, T. Oh, yes, I saw about that anthology in the midst of my post building. Sounds pretty exciting. I’ll get it. Kernpunkt is an awesome press. Everyone, If you don’t already know, there’s an anthology about come out called ‘The Celestial Bandit: Tribute to Isidore Ducasse, the Comte de Lautréamont’, edited by Jordan A. Rothacker, and including lots of great contributor scribes including some y’all know from the neighborhood of this blog (Tosh Berman, Chris Kelso, Golnoosh Nour, a.o.), and you can score it right here. ** David, Thank you, sir! And same to you, although I don’t have an equivalent gift on hand. It looks like someone snapped you whilst you were playing one of those old joystick computer games. ** Dominik, Hi!!! There too, huh? Strange. I am not a fan of nutella. Americans are the kings of peanut butter as long as one isn’t too hippie about its ingredients. I recommend Jif Smooth. And not just because my computer keeps autocorrecting Jif to Gif. Aw, I like the romantic cut of your love’s gib. (That’s an old American saying, and I have no idea what it means). Love mourning the swift passage of his annual holiday by nursing a horrible hangover like he does every year, G. ** G, Wow, I just signed off as G and now here you are, the real G. Excited to read your thing in that antho. I have not watched ‘The Most Beautiful Boy’, and the main reason why not is because a number of people have expressed the same opinion about it as you have, and so I’ve found myself wary of it. Of course I will at some point. But, yeah, that’s what I hear. Low expectations. Thanks for reading my interviews, pal. Um, I’m working on some short fiction and trying to decide if I have enough things I like to warrant putting together a collection, so, yeah, maybe. I hope so. Thanks! You good? xoxo. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. I never talked to Crimp, but I think Richard Hawkins did talk with him about that essay a while after it appeared, but I don’t remember what Richard said they said. So many gay writers back then were evincing what Ed White evinced. And, yes, the parallels with the current day are quite remarkable. Thank you for reading the interview, and a belated Happy VD to you too! Everyone, Steve has interviewed Dominik Graf about his new film ‘Fabian: Going to the Dogs’ @ The Film Stage aka here. ** T, Hi, T! So awesome to see you the other day! I … think the repetition is purposeful and in the original text, but I’ll have to go back and check. Huh. Really glad you dug it. It’s a mind-blowing book. Super way ahead of its time and all of that. Ha ha, were the metro to be re-engineered thusly my terrible jonesing for an amusement park visit would be sated to say the fucking least. I hope today makes you realise that you have lived your entire life unknowingly wearing VR glasses whereupon you take them off and look around and think, ‘holy fuck, wow!!!!’ xo ** Bill, Hi. Yeah, the escorts are always on the 15th unless the 15th falls on a Sunday whereupon they appear on either the 14th or the 16th, depending on my mood. That’s the rules. If that Terayama post ever takes hold of you pleasurably, I’d be thrilled, of course. Ha ha: Mr. White. ** Maria, Isabella, Camila, Malaria, Gabriela, I have a weird sense of humor. People always tell me. Thank you for the special Rose. If I had remembered it was Valentines Day yesterday I would have given you a Black Diamond. ** BILLY, Hi! Oh, cool, thanks. It’s an awesome book! Thanks for coming inside. ** TJ Sandel, Hi! My pleasure, thank you. You mean ‘A Silver Ring in the Ear’ is supposedly available in English? I find that more than a bit hard to believe, but … I don’t really know. I suppose it’s possible it was translated by someone who never found a publisher for it and either leaked it or someone did? I’m suspicious. Like you. But I’ll look around and see whatI can find. Thanks for the alert. How are you? ** LC, Ha ha, okay, I’ll hold you to that. Your project really does sound so interesting and potentially art warranting, but, yeah, max it out and enjoy everything and see what happens. My friend Zac and I did a road trip through Scandinavia some years back and went to almost every amusement park there with the intention of making a book about Scandinavian theme parks, and we still haven’t made the book years later and may never make it, but the trip was an awesome life’s highlight. So, yeah. Yes, keep me informed of anything that strikes you as anything I might be happily informed about for sure. Thanks! ** Misanthrope, That’s certainly possible. Happy you’re feeling all clear upstairs, or at least increasingly so. Set ’em up and knock ’em down, man. ** Brendan, Hi. Belated thank you again so much for the privilege. It had an excellent response and high traffic to boot! Love to you, B-ster. ** Brian, Hey, Brian. It’s funny: you’re almost always the last commenter of the day. I wonder why. Pretty sure that’s a pic of him up top, yeah. There are only, I think, three extant photos of him. I’m very in the mood for the kind of mixed thrills that only the ‘Jackass’ dudes can provide. Ha ha, luckily the French are only just a teeny weeny bit into Valentines Day despite their international rep. as the great romantics and all of that. Escorts are here, on schedule, and I hope they don’t let you down. Here’s to a infinitely sublime Tuesday for you and all and sundry! ** Right. Today I present the utterly predictable appearance of this month’s escort posse. See you tomorrow.

 

‘Some decades after de Sade, between 1868 and 1869, Uruguayan-born French author Isidore-Lucien Ducasse, better known as Comte de Lautréamont, created, among his few works, a poetic masterpiece that remains to this day one of the most important reflections on misanthropy and the limits of human cruelty. Les Chants de Maldoror or The Songs of Maldoror is a book with no logical plot, divided into six cantos that focus primarily on the cynic Maldoror, an incarnation of evil who openly rejects God and humanity, so he openly talks about how he witnesses crimes and also commits them.

“God grant that the reader, emboldened and having become at present as fierce as what he is reading, find, without loss of bearings, his way, his wild and treacherous passage through the desolate swamps of these somber, poison-soaked pages; for, unless he should bring to his reading a rigorous logic and a sustained mental effort at least as strong as his distrust, the lethal fumes of this book shall dissolve his soul as water does sugar.”

‘From the beginning, Maldoror addresses the readers, telling them about what they’re going read in the following pages and inviting them to be as defiant and rebellious as him. Readers are supposed to understand his reflections and follow his instructions to the letter. Ironically, Maldoror insinuates that humanity is so biased by morals and rules that his reflections will end up being either too disturbing to understand, or too enticing and capable of encouraging the most twisted minds to do what they please. Although each episode deals with different instances of cruelty, in most of them Maldoror narrates with an almost religious devotion the suffering of others, how he rejoices in it, and how his condition as an outcast has allowed him to be free from the rules and morality that define society.

‘Although the book went almost unnoticed when it was first published, it was rediscovered around the turn of the nineteenth century. In that moment, it set the foundation for Surrealism with its illogical structure, scandalous principles, and bizarre figures of speech. Take for instance how he describes himself:

“I am filthy. I am riddled with lice… A family of toads has taken up residence in my left armpit and, when one of them moves, it tickles. Mind one of them does not escape and come and scratch the inside of your ear with its mouth; for it would then be able to enter your brain. In my right armpit there is a chameleon which is perpetually chasing them, to avoid starving to death…”

‘Not only is this character physically stomach-churning, but he also seems to not care about it. His casual tone, his lack of disgust, and the indifference with which he describes himself in a condition that many would consider nauseating is just a taste of the way he reacts to everything bad, including the suffering of others, as well as his. However, as you keep reading Maldoror’s ponderings and views on life, you realize he is actually criticizing the hypocrisy of traditions and established notions of good and beauty. His views are truly extreme. Nevertheless, it’s up to the reader whether they use them as food for thought or as an actual manual on how to be the cruelest person alive.

‘Lautréamont’s greatest work, as well as other writings dealing with similar topics, can be seen as inspiration for great masterpieces, as it was for the Surrealists who read him. They interpreted it as an expression of the human mind without inhibitions. On the other hand, one can also find in Maldoror a role model. Is cruelty inherent to us human beings? A book is not to decide that, but what one decides to do with it.’ — Andrea Mejía

 

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Further

Les Chants de Maldoror @ Wikipedia
Les Chants de Maldoror @ goodreads
The Celestial Bandit: Tribute to Isidore Ducasse, the Comte de Lautréamont edited by Jordan A. Rothacker
Lautréamont’s Les Chants de Maldoror
Given its awesome, horrifying appearance …
Les Chants de Maldoror explained
The Depraved Book That Teaches You How To Be The Cruelest Person On Earth
Maldoror in love

 

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Selected artist illustrations

Rene Magritte

 

Lucien Lorelle

 

Émile Henriot

 

Salvador Dali

 

Bernard Buffet

 

Hans Bellmer

 

Jacques Houplain

 

Armand Simon

 

Adolf Hoffmeister

 

Miguel Ángel Martín

 

Marcel Jean

 

Odile Redon

 

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Extras

LAUTRÉAMONT – Une Vie, une Œuvre : 1846-1870 (France Culture, 1992)

LAUTRÉAMONT – Quand Julien GRACQ parle de Ducasse (France Culture, 1968)

LAUTRÉAMONT – Ultime hommage (France Culture, 1987)

 

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Selected film adaptations

Shuji Terayama Les Chants de Maldoror (1977)
‘A “reading film” of delirious image and text, Les chants de Maldoror takes its title and inspiration from Comte de Lautréamont’s 1869 proto-Surrealist poetic novel which, for instance, describes beauty as the chance encounter of a sewing machine and an umbrella on an operating table. In the novel’s six cantos, a young misanthrope indulges in depraved and destructive acts. Unexpected encounters abound, with turtles and birds joining Terayama’s regular cast of snails and dogs to wander over books and bare torsos. Feverish video processing posterizes, inverts and overlays images that are further colored by sound—pushing the limits of his literary adaptation. Terayama wrote that the only tombstone he wanted was his words, but, as Les chants de Maldoror demonstrates, words need not be confined to carved monuments or bound hardcopies.’ — Letterboxd

 

Jean-Luc Godard Weekend (1967)
‘In 1967, Jean-Luc Godard used excerpts from Les Chants de Maldoror in his film Week-End to express his critical attitude toward the society of entertainment and consumption.’ — FVB

 

Kadour Naimi Maldoror (1997)
‘Adapted from the Isidore Ducasse’s (called Lautréamont) book, Les Chants de Maldoror (The Maldodor’s Chants). The film is a cinematic language essay which “tells”, in a non-linear narrative, the activity of a consciousness that confronts, relentlessly, with its brightest part as the most obscure.’ — Internet Archive

 

Alberto Cavallone Maldoror (1977)
‘Maldoror (also known as Blue Ecstasy and Il dio selvaggio) is a 1977 unreleased Italian movie by Alberto Cavallone, based on the 1869 poetic novel Les Chants de Maldoror by Comte de Lautréamont. Cavallone started directing the film in Italy and Turkey in 1975; it was completed, but never released probably due to its explicitly anticlerical content. Around 1979, Cavallone attempted to reuse the footage from the movie in another project, an exploitation flick called Blue Ecstasy. It has been alleged that one of the remaining copies of Maldoror was sold to a private collection for 20000 Euro.’ — LMW

 

Guillaume Vallée Maldoror Series (2013)
‘An ongoing series of short silent cameraless 16mm films based on Les Chants de Maldoror, by Lautréamont [Isidore Ducasse].’ — gvallee

 

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Perish then Publish: Partial Truth in the 1890 Edition of Maldoror
by Andrea S. Thomas

 

By 1890, the rediscovery of Lautréamont had led to a demand for a new edition of Les Chants de Maldoror because, even though it had been printed before 1890, it had still never been sold.

This project for a new edition was undertaken by Léon Genonceaux. Historians are as uncertain about Genonceaux’s discovery of Lautréamont’s work as they are about this enigmatic publisher’s biography. Literary critics have traditionally granted Genonceaux varying degrees of honor as Ducasse’s first biographer. For this reason, Genonceaux’s preface has been included in many editions of Lautréamont’s work, including both the 1970 and 2009 Bibliothèque de la Pléiade volumes. Maurice Saillet suggested that Genonceaux best contributed to demystifying Lautréamont through his “patientes recherches” [in-depth research].

Jean-Jacques Lefrère, though careful to draw attention to certain dubious elements in Genonceaux’s preface, nonetheless qualified it as a primary source for subsequent research.

Genonceaux may well have been the first critic to show that Lautréamont had an identity. This identity, however, is inaccurate and largely imagined. A preface, a facsimile letter written by Ducasse, and a fron-tispiece all bedeck Genonceaux’s edition. These ornaments testify to the various means by which what Gérard Genette terms “paratext” can alter the reception of a literary work. Paratextual accessories, which Genette argues serve to present the work and bring it up to date, are “ce par quoi un texte se fait livre” [that through which a text becomes a book].

Genonceaux, Lautréamont’s first publisher in the sense that he was the first to market and distribute Lautréamont’s poem, whereas Albert Lacroix had not, provides these paratextual ornaments to ordain Ducasse as an Author. Genonceaux argues that Lautréamont should not only be considered eccentric, but a genius as well: a skillful artist of his own transgression. He spins his preface largely to prove Lautréamont’s mental stability, showing that he had a real name and a real death caused not by lunacy, but by unknown causes. He exhibits several autographed documents and employs an anonymous graphologist who doubles as an alienist to confirm that the young Ducasse was less a madman than an artist, a logician, and even a musician. Weaving a strategic web of pseudoscientific proofs, he claims there is method to Lautréamont’s madness. Such claims of authenticity are misleading and in most cases false, indicating a calculated effort to subvert Lautréamont’s image to marketable ends. A review of the publishing situation in France and Belgium during and immediately after Lautréamont’s life reveals why creating the maudit

Hosts of critics and scholars have addressed the relationship of the editor with the author, particularly in fin de siècle France and Belgium. Both names, after all, appear on the cover of all books. In terms of risk and success, one cannot exist without the other. Numerous legal changes throughout the nineteenth century contributed to a transformation of their respective roles as well. Financial privileges began to favor the author over the editor and rules for intellectual property became standard. The Paris Convention of 1883 introduced intellectual property laws, for example, while the Berne Convention of 1886 officially protected literary and artistic works. Meanwhile, advancements in printing technology lowered book prices, while greater reading and writing populations increased demand. Thus as authors became materially and legally sacralized, they also became popular because they reached wider audiences. Editing as a profession likewise took shape over the course of the nineteenth century, when it separated from the combined role of libraire [bookseller] and imprimeur [printer].

As an autonomous and accountable figure, the editor became a literary personality in his own right. Often, the specialization of one editor resulted because of close, though not always friendly, relationships with authors: Pierre-Jules Hetzel and Jules Verne, Poulet-Malassis and Baudelaire, Alphonse Lemerre and the Parnassians, Léon Vanier and the Decadents, Michel Lévy and Gustave Flaubert, Edmond Deman and Verhaeren, and Georges Charpentier and Zola. Such pairings promoted social, economic, and cultural capital for both parties and proved that by working together, authors and editors could both respectively gain renown. Eventually literary reviews became publishing houses themselves, as in the case of the Mercure de France or the NRF, publishing their own contributors, combining creativity and commerce all under one roof. As Jean-Yves Mollier has observed, if the nineteenth century was the era of editors, freed from the business of printing and selling their wares, the twentieth century was the era of publishing houses.

The nineteenth-century editor’s role is less analyzed, however, when the role of the author himself is obscured, as in the case of Lautréamont. At a time when copyright privileges were still emerging, editions of a deceased author’s works were often considered open territory, motivated by socio-political and economic factors. Posthumous editions, for example, of works by great writers, and even fragments or unfinished pieces, could become a commodity in an author’s afterlife when they had been unprintable in his lifetime due to censorship, time constraints, or even pertinence of the work. Undertaking a posthumous edition was itself not devoid of risks, however. Questions of financial viability as well as copyright must still be taken into account. If the author no longer had rights, the editor himself had to take financial responsibility for the project. Added to the economic risk was the legal one, as is clear from the case of Lautréamont’s Chants de Maldoror . Accountable not only for copyright but also for censorship offences, the editor alone endured the impact of accrued penalties.

Although erotic and political books attempted to reach a public that was willing to pay for shock and scandal, it often goes unnoticed that most of these types of editions also put publishers in debt. A posthumous edition of Pierre-Joseph Proudhon’s work, for example, resulted in a fine and jail time for Albert Lacroix, the first editor of Les Chants de Maldoror, and Proudhon’s complete works did not sell out. Like many of the marginal authors of the period, marginal editors were often financially ruined by their publications. Lacroix also published Hugo’s Les Misérables and the first works of Zola, which today sounds like an honor but at the time was a risk. In this context, Lautréamont could be published neither as a contemporary nor as a predecessor. Albert Lacroix played an ambiguous role: he copied the work and bound about 20 copies with a cover page. The work was never completely paid for, however, nor was it sold. The title page declares “Tous droits de traduction et de reproduction réservés” [All translation and copy rights reserved], but there was no editor’s name mentioned. The first and last mention of Ducasse’s manuscript was in Genonceaux’s preface to his edition (1890).

No proof copies were ever found either. It is not therefore Ducasse’s intention on which subsequent editions are based, but rather the editor’s (first Lacroix, then Genonceaux). The editor determined which text the public would eventually read, and professional interests naturally determined the editor’s choices. Lautréamont’s early death necessarily changed the role of the publisher from diffuser of texts to critic and interpreter. The timing of Genonceaux’s edition is pertinent for several reasons. Given the recent death of Ducasse’s father in 1889, the material was unprotected by copyright laws or droits d’auteur. Ducasse’s mother, Jacquette Davezac, had died in his early childhood. Also, even though a new law in 1881 pronounced freedom of the press and book trade, censorship of works considered indecent did not end.

Furthermore, Genonceaux’s publishing history and tastes suggest that if the poem were harmless, he probably would not have chosen to edit it. His preface is a covert form of publicity, strategically crafted with realistic effects in order to both avoid charges of indecency and to solicit a readership.

 

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Book

Comte de Lautréamont Les Chants de Maldoror
New Directions

‘The macabre but beautiful work, Les Chants de Maldoror, has achieved a considerable reputation as one of the earliest and most extraordinary examples of Surrealist writing. It is a long narrative prose poem which celebrates the principle of Evil in an elaborate style and with a passion akin to religious fanaticism. The French poet-critic Georges Hugnet has written of Lautréamont: “He terrifies, stupefies, strikes dumb. He could look squarely at that which others had merely given a passing glance.”

‘Little is known of the author of Maldoror, Isidore Ducasse, self-styled Comte de Lautréamont, except that he was born in Montevideo, Uruguay in 1846 and died in Paris at the age of twenty-four. When first published in 1868-9, Maldoror went almost unnoticed. But in the nineties the book was rediscovered and hailed as a work of genius by such eminent writers as Huysmans, Léon Bloy, Maeterlinck, and Rémy de Gourmont. Later still, Lautréamont was to be canonized as one of their principal “ancestors” by the Paris Surrealists.

‘This edition, translated by Guy Wernham, includes also a long introduction to a never-written, or now lost, volume of poetry. Thus, except for a few letters, it gives all the surviving literary work of Lautréamont.’ — New Directions

Excerpt

Would to heaven that the reader, emboldened and momentarily ferocious as he reads, finds his wild and savage path through the desolate marshes of these dark and poisonous pages, without disorientation; for, unless he brings in his reading a rigorous logic and a tension of mind equal at least to his distrust, the mortal emanations of this book will soak his soul, as water sugar. It is not good for everybody to read the pages that follow; some alone will savor this bitter fruit without danger. Therefore, timid soul, before penetrating farther into such unexplored heaths, directs your heels back and not forward. Listen well to what I say to you: run your heels back and not forward, like the eyes of a son who, deviates respectfully from the august contemplation of the maternal side; or, rather, as an endless angle of chilly cranes of great meditation, which, during the winter, flies powerfully through the silence, with all sails stretched, towards a fixed point of the horizon, whence suddenly leaves a strange and strong wind, precursor of the storm. The oldest crane, which alone forms the vanguard, seeing this, shakes the head like a reasonable person, consequently its beak also that it makes slap, and is not content (I, too, I would not be in his place), while his old neck, stripped of feathers and the contemporary of three generations of cranes, stirs up in irritated undulations that presage the storm that is approaching more and more. After having looked in cold blood several times on all sides, with eyes which contain the experience, prudently, the first (for it is she who has the privilege of showing the feathers of her tail to the other inferior cranes in intelligence ), with its vigilant cry of melancholy sentinel, in order to repel the common enemy, it flexes the point of the geometrical figure flexibly (it is perhaps a triangle, but we do not see the third side which, or to starboard, as a skilful captain; and, maneuvering with wings which do not appear larger than those of a sparrow, because it is not stupid, it thus assumes another philosophical and surer path. (for it is she who has the privilege of showing the feathers of her tail to the other inferior cranes in intelligence), with her vigilant cry of melancholy sentinel, to repel the common enemy, she flexibly the point of the geometrical figure (it is perhaps a triangle, but we do not see the third side which these curious birds of passage form in space), either to port or starboard, like a skilful captain; and, maneuvering with wings which do not appear larger than those of a sparrow, because it is not stupid, it thus assumes another philosophical and surer path. (for it is she who has the privilege of showing the feathers of her tail to the other inferior cranes in intelligence), with her vigilant cry of melancholy sentinel, to repel the common enemy, she flexibly the point of the geometrical figure (it is perhaps a triangle, but we do not see the third side which these curious birds of passage form in space), either to port or starboard, like a skilful captain; and, maneuvering with wings which do not appear larger than those of a sparrow, because it is not stupid, it thus assumes another philosophical and surer path. with its vigilant cry of melancholy sentinel, to repel the common enemy, it flexes the point of the geometrical figure (it is perhaps a triangle, but we do not see the third side formed by space curious birds of passage), either to port or starboard, as a skilful captain; and, maneuvering with wings which do not appear larger than those of a sparrow, because it is not stupid, it thus assumes another philosophical and surer path. with its vigilant cry of melancholy sentinel, to repel the common enemy, it flexes the point of the geometrical figure (it is perhaps a triangle, but we do not see the third side formed by space curious birds of passage), either to port or starboard, as a skilful captain; and, maneuvering with wings which do not appear larger than those of a sparrow, because it is not stupid, it thus assumes another philosophical and surer path.

Reader, it is perhaps the hatred which you wish me to invoke in the beginning of this work! Who tells you that you will not sniff, bathed in innumerable voluptuousness, as long as you like, with your proud nostrils, wide and thin, throwing you from belly, like a shark, in beautiful black air , as if you understood the importance of this act and the not less importance of your legitimate appetite, slowly and majestically, the red emanations? I assure you, they will rejoice the two shapeless holes in your hideous muzzle, O monster, if you ever applied yourself to breathing three thousand times in succession the cursed conscience of the Lord! Your nostrils, which will be disproportionately dilated with ineffable contentment, immobile ecstasy, will not ask for something better, which had become embalmed like perfumes and incense; for they shall be satisfied with complete happiness, like the angels who dwell in the magnificence and peace of the pleasant heavens.

I will state in a few lines how Maldoror was good during his early years, where he lived happily; it is done. He then perceived that he was born wicked: extraordinary fatality! He hid his character as long as he could, for a great many years; but in the end, because of this concentration which was not natural to him, every day the blood rose to his head; until, unable to endure such a life, he threw himself resolutely into the career of evil-a gentle atmosphere!

Who would have said it! when he embraced a little child, with a pink face, he would have liked to take his cheeks with a razor, and he would have done so very often, if Justice, with his long train of punishments, had never prevented him . He was not a liar, he admitted the truth and said he was cruel. Humans, have you heard? he dares to repeat it with that trembling feather! So then, he is a power stronger than the will … Curse! The stone would want to escape the laws of gravity? Impossible. Impossible, if evil wished to ally itself with good. That is what I said above.

There are some who write to seek human applause, by means of noble qualities of the heart which the imagination invents or which they may have. I have my genius serve to paint the delights of cruelty! Delights not transient, artificial; but, who have begun with man, will end with him. Can not genius ally itself with cruelty in the secret resolutions of Providence? or, because one is cruel, can one not have genius? This will be proved in my words; it is up to you to listen to me, if you will. Pardon, it seemed to me that my hair had stood on my head; but it is nothing, for with my hand I have easily succeeded in restoring them to their first position. He who sings does not pretend that his cavatines are an unknown thing; on the contrary, he praises himself that the haughty and wicked thoughts of his hero are in all men.

I have seen, throughout my life, without excepting one, men, with narrow shoulders, doing stupid and numerous acts, stupefying their fellows, and perverting souls by all means. They call the motives of their actions: glory. When I saw these spectacles, I wanted to laugh like the others; but this strange imitation was impossible. I took a penknife whose blade had a sharp edge, and split the flesh at the places where the lips meet. For a moment I thought I had reached my goal. I looked in a mirror at my mouth, wounded by my own will! It was a mistake! The blood which flowed abundantly from the two wounds also made it impossible to distinguish whether it was really the laughter of the others. But after a few moments of comparison, I saw that my laughter did not resemble that of humans, that is, I did not laugh. I have seen men with ugly heads and terrible eyes sunk in the dark orbit, surpassing the hardness of the rock, the rigidity of molten steel, the cruelty of the shark, the insolence of youth, the fury the betrayals of the hypocrite, the most extraordinary comedians, the power of character of the priests, and the most hidden beings outside, the coldest of worlds and of heaven; weary the moralists to discover their hearts, and bring down upon them the implacable wrath from above. I saw them all at once, sometimes the strongest fist directed towards heaven, like that of a child already perverse to his mother, probably excited by some spirit of hell, with their eyes full of remorse, bitter and hateful, in a frigid silence, they dared not utter the vast and ungrateful meditations which their bosom contained, so full of injustice and horror, and saddened with compassion, God of mercy; sometimes, at every moment of the day, from the beginning of childhood to the end of old age, by spreading incredible anathemas, which had not common sense, against all that breathes, against themselves and against Providence, to prostitute women and children, and thus dishonor the parts of the body devoted to modesty. Then the seas lift up their waters, swallow up the planks in their abysses; hurricanes and earthquakes overturn the houses; the plague, various diseases decimate the praying families. But men do not realize it. I have also seen them blushing, pale with shame for their conduct on this earth; rarely. Storms, hurricane sisters; firmament bluish, whose beauty I do not admit; hypocritical sea, image of my heart; earth, in the mysterious bosom; inhabitants of the spheres; universe; God, who created it with magnificence, it is you whom I invoke: show me a man who is good! But let your grace multiply my natural strength; for at the spectacle of this monster, I may die of astonishment; in the mysterious bosom; inhabitants of the spheres; universe; God, who created it with magnificence, it is you whom I invoke: show me a man who is good! But let your grace multiply my natural strength; for at the spectacle of this monster, I may die of astonishment; in the mysterious bosom; inhabitants of the spheres; universe; God, who created it with magnificence, it is you whom I invoke: show me a man who is good! But let your grace multiply my natural strength; for at the spectacle of this monster, I may die of astonishment;

We must let our nails grow for a fortnight. Oh! how sweet it is to snatch a child from his bed, who has nothing on his upper lip, and, with his eyes open, pretend to pass his hand sweetly on his forehead, tilting his hands hair! Then, suddenly, at the moment when he least expected it, to push the long nails into his soft breast, so that he did not die; for if he died, one would not later have the appearance of his miseries. Then the blood is drunk by licking the wounds; and during this time, which should last as long as eternity lasts, the child weeps. Nothing is so good as his blood, extracted as I have just said, and still warm, if not his tears, bitter as salt. Male, Have you ever tasted your blood, when by chance you cut your finger? How good it is, is not it; for he has no taste. Besides, do not you remember one day, in your gloomy reflections, carried your hand, hollowed in the depths, on your diseased ligure wet by what was falling from your eyes; which then went fatally towards the mouth, which drew long lines in this cup, trembling like the teeth of the pupil who looks obliquely at the one who was born to oppress him, tears? How good they are, are they not? for they have the taste of vinegar. One would say the tears of the one who loves most; but the tears of the child are better on the palate. He does not betray, not yet knowing the evil: the one who loves most betrays sooner or later … I guess by analogy, though I do not know what friendship is, or love (it is probable that I will never accept them, at least on the part of the human race). So, since your blood and tears do not disgust you, feed, feed with confidence the tears and blood of the adolescent. Bend his eyes, while you tear his palpitating flesh; and after hearing long hours his sublime cries, like the piercing groaning in a battle the throats of the dying wounded, then, having thrown you as an avalanche, throw yourself into the next room, and you will pretend to to come to his rescue. You will untie his hands, with the nerves and the swollen veins, you will render the sight to his eyes lost, restoring you to lick his tears and his blood. As then repentance is true! The the divine spark which is in us, and appears so rarely, shows itself; too late! As the heart overflows with being able to console the innocent one who has been harmed: “Adolescent, who has just suffered cruel pains, who has been able to commit a crime on you which I know not what name to call! Unhappy that you are! How you must suffer! And if your mother knew this, she would not be nearer to death, so abhorred by the guilty than I am now. Alas! what is good and evil? Is it the same thing by which we rage our impotence, and the passion of reaching to infinity by even the most insane means? Or are they two different things? Yes … that it is rather the same thing … for, if not, what will become of me on the day of judgment? Teenager, forgive me; it is he who is before your noble and sacred face, who has broken your bones and torn the flesh that hangs in different parts of your body. Is it a delirium of my sick reason, is it a secret instinct that does not depend on my reasoning, like that of the eagle rending its prey, which prompted me to commit this crime; and yet, as much as my victim, I was suffering! Adolescent, forgive me. Once I have emerged from this passing life, I want to be interwoven for eternity; to form but one being, my mouth stuck to your mouth. Even so, my punishment will not be complete. Then you will tear me, without ever stopping, with teeth and nails at the same time. I shall wrap my body with balmy garlands for this atoning sacrifice; and we shall both suffer, to be torn, you, to tear me … my mouth glued to your mouth. O teenager, with fair hair and so sweet eyes, will you do what I advise you? In spite of you, I want you to do it, and you will make my conscience happy. “After speaking thus, at the same time you will have harmed a human being, and you will be loved by the same being: it is happiness greater than can be conceived. Later, you can put him in the hospital; for the perclus will not be able to make a living. You will be called good, and laurel wreaths and gold medals will hide your bare feet, scattered over the great tomb, with the old face, O you, whose name I do not want to write on this page which consecrates the sanctity of crime, I know that your forgiveness was immense as the universe. But I still exist! be torn, you, tear me … my mouth stuck to your mouth. O teenager, with fair hair and so sweet eyes, will you do what I advise you? In spite of you, I want you to do it, and you will make my conscience happy. “After speaking thus, at the same time you will have harmed a human being, and you will be loved by the same being: it is happiness greater than can be conceived. Later, you can put him in the hospital; for the perclus will not be able to make a living. You will be called good, and laurel wreaths and gold medals will hide your bare feet, scattered over the great tomb, with the old face, O you, whose name I do not want to write on this page which consecrates the sanctity of crime, I know that your forgiveness was immense as the universe. But I still exist! be torn, you, tear me … my mouth stuck to your mouth. O teenager, with fair hair and so sweet eyes, will you do what I advise you? In spite of you, I want you to do it, and you will make my conscience happy. “After speaking thus, at the same time you will have harmed a human being, and you will be loved by the same being: it is happiness greater than can be conceived. Later, you can put him in the hospital; for the perclus will not be able to make a living. You will be called good, and laurel wreaths and gold medals will hide your bare feet, scattered over the great tomb, with the old face, O you, whose name I do not want to write on this page which consecrates the sanctity of crime, I know that your forgiveness was immense as the universe. But I still exist! to tear me … my mouth stuck to your mouth. O teenager, with fair hair and so sweet eyes, will you do what I advise you? In spite of you, I want you to do it, and you will make my conscience happy. “After speaking thus, at the same time you will have harmed a human being, and you will be loved by the same being: it is happiness greater than can be conceived. Later, you can put him in the hospital; for the perclus will not be able to make a living. You will be called good, and laurel wreaths and gold medals will hide your bare feet, scattered over the great tomb, with the old face, O you, whose name I do not want to write on this page which consecrates the sanctity of crime, I know that your forgiveness was immense as the universe. But I still exist! to tear me … my mouth stuck to your mouth. O teenager, with fair hair and so sweet eyes, will you do what I advise you? In spite of you, I want you to do it, and you will make my conscience happy. “After speaking thus, at the same time you will have harmed a human being, and you will be loved by the same being: it is happiness greater than can be conceived. Later, you can put him in the hospital; for the perclus will not be able to make a living. You will be called good, and laurel wreaths and gold medals will hide your bare feet, scattered over the great tomb, with the old face, O you, whose name I do not want to write on this page which consecrates the sanctity of crime, I know that your forgiveness was immense as the universe. But I still exist! O teenager, with fair hair and so sweet eyes, will you do what I advise you? In spite of you, I want you to do it, and you will make my conscience happy. “After speaking thus, at the same time you will have harmed a human being, and you will be loved by the same being: it is happiness greater than can be conceived. Later, you can put him in the hospital; for the perclus will not be able to make a living. You will be called good, and laurel wreaths and gold medals will hide your bare feet, scattered over the great tomb, with the old face, O you, whose name I do not want to write on this page which consecrates the sanctity of crime, I know that your forgiveness was immense as the universe. But I still exist! O teenager, with fair hair and so sweet eyes, will you do what I advise you? In spite of you, I want you to do it, and you will make my conscience happy. “After speaking thus, at the same time you will have harmed a human being, and you will be loved by the same being: it is happiness greater than can be conceived. Later, you can put him in the hospital; for the perclus will not be able to make a living. You will be called good, and laurel wreaths and gold medals will hide your bare feet, scattered over the great tomb, with the old face, O you, whose name I do not want to write on this page which consecrates the sanctity of crime, I know that your forgiveness was immense as the universe. But I still exist! will you do what I advise you? In spite of you, I want you to do it, and you will make my conscience happy. “After speaking thus, at the same time you will have harmed a human being, and you will be loved by the same being: it is happiness greater than can be conceived. Later, you can put him in the hospital; for the perclus will not be able to make a living. You will be called good, and laurel wreaths and gold medals will hide your bare feet, scattered over the great tomb, with the old face, O you, whose name I do not want to write on this page which consecrates the sanctity of crime, I know that your forgiveness was immense as the universe. But I still exist! will you do what I advise you? In spite of you, I want you to do it, and you will make my conscience happy. “After speaking thus, at the same time you will have harmed a human being, and you will be loved by the same being: it is happiness greater than can be conceived. Later, you can put him in the hospital; for the perclus will not be able to make a living. You will be called good, and laurel wreaths and gold medals will hide your bare feet, scattered over the great tomb, with the old face, O you, whose name I do not want to write on this page which consecrates the sanctity of crime, I know that your forgiveness was immense as the universe. But I still exist! at the same time you will have harmed a human being, and you will be loved by the same being: it is the greatest happiness that can be conceived. Later, you can put him in the hospital; for the perclus will not be able to make a living. You will be called good, and laurel wreaths and gold medals will hide your bare feet, scattered over the great tomb, with the old face, O you, whose name I do not want to write on this page which consecrates the sanctity of crime, I know that your forgiveness was immense as the universe. But I still exist! at the same time you will have harmed a human being, and you will be loved by the same being: it is the greatest happiness that can be conceived. Later, you can put him in the hospital; for the perclus will not be able to make a living. You will be called good, and laurel wreaths and gold medals will hide your bare feet, scattered over the great tomb, with the old face, O you, whose name I do not want to write on this page which consecrates the sanctity of crime, I know that your forgiveness was immense as the universe. But I still exist! and the laurel wreaths and gold medals will hide your bare feet, scattered over the great tomb, with the old face, O thou, whose name I do not want to write on this page which consecrates the holiness of crime, I know that your forgiveness was as immense as the universe. But I still exist! and the laurel wreaths and gold medals will hide your bare feet, scattered over the great tomb, with the old face, O thou, whose name I do not want to write on this page which consecrates the holiness of crime, I know that your forgiveness was as immense as the universe. But I still exist!

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David, Hi. I haven’t seen ‘Bereavement’. You recommend it, I’m supposing? ‘PGL’ is on DVD, yep. Ouch, tooth shit, ixnay. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Yes, I’m enjoying my junk food, especially the peanut butter. The French aren’t into peanut butter for some bizarre reason. You can barely find it, and it’s not good when you can. The French are so great, but there are certain things they just can’t do right like peanut butter, donuts, muffins. Weird. Yes, I don’t know why Saturday’s love was such a nervous ninny. But with the help of your weekend love, he feels much, much better. Love giving his reflection a very sloppy, lengthy French kiss whenever he passes by a mirror, even in public, the narcissistic weirdo, G. ** David Ehrenstein, Hooper did kind of blow his wad with the magnificent TCSM, but there are a couple or maybe a few really quite good films after that. ** l@rst, Yep, incredible soundtrack, that’s for sure. I think he should’ve stuck to making film with tiny budgets. Me too: silly. Shockingly so at times. What’s up with us? ** Maria, Isabella, Camila, Malaria, Gabriela, Hi. Oh my god, but … it was an honest mistake, so don’t feel too badly, but still, oh my, your poor husband. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger maybe? People say that. ** Verity Pawloski, Hi, ha ha, and thank you. ** _Black_Acrylic, Oh, Ben, I’m so extremely sorry and sad and heartbroken to hear that. I loved meeting him too, and he had such a really great, nice quality. And I know from everything you’ve written about him that he’s been a wonderful and very loving father to you in addition to seeming to be such an interesting person. I wish you so much strength, my dear friend. Lots of love from me, and, yes, let me know. xoxo. ** Bill, Hi. Nothing he made touches ‘TCSM’, but those two early shorts are quite good, and I would vouch for ‘Lifeforce’ and ‘The Fun House’ as good fun. ‘Let’s Love Hong Kong’ sounds like a definite go-to. Let me see if I can locate it with subtitles somehow. Thanks! And the rest of your weekend ponied up with something good or other, I hope? ** Steve Erickson, Agreed about ‘Lifeforce’. And a couple of others. But none touch ‘TCSM’. Again, I wonder what might have been different if he’d stayed in the low-end indie, small budgeted scene. I haven’t read that book, no, have you? We’re already starting spring over here. Total gyp on the winter front. ** Brian, Hey, Brian. One can’t expect his other films to compete with ‘TCSM’, or one will face disappointment. Like I said above, the two early shorts are very cool. ‘Lifeforce’ is maybe his best other film. I like ‘The Funhouse’. And there are things in some of the other ones that are pretty good. Even ‘TCSM 2’ is pretty fun. Obviously, I’m happy that you’re falling under Bresson’s spell. The shadow his stuff casts is pretty huge, if I’m any indication. Good, I was hoping that something — the technical stuff it turns out — makes the 4 hours impactful at least. I’m still waiting for ‘Jackass’ to either open here or show up on my go-to illegal sites, and neither has happened yet. My weekend was solid. Met and had a great coffee with the blog’s d.l. T. Got a smallish but welcome donation to the film. Dinner with an old friend. Bit of writing. Other stuff that was nice but doesn’t bear repeating. And now we both have a whole spanking new, virginal week to trounce! Trounce! ** Okay. Today the blog gives it up for the one and only co-father of surrealism and transgressive writing and word based visionary-ness, the mighty and honorable Comte de Lautréamont. See you tomorrow.